>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous thread>>102269503
Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.
>takes 18+ hours to respond to toma
>takes 8+ hours to respond to koko
>responds to zentreya within a minute
vedal is a DOGSHIT โfriendโ that only cares about networking, business, and clout
anybody got the catgirl in mating press position
>>102277582One of satan's greatest soldiers
>>102277582>>takes 8+ hours to respond to kokotbf that meme koko sent wasn't funny so why respond
>>102277582WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAY MONKEY THAT NEEDY FOR VEDAL, buddy i swear if he makes a lesbian have feelings for him is over bro pack it up you have to close the stadium.
I think once a thread we should act like Vedal is evil but without showing any actually proof, make him the true KingVod of vtubers
I saw vedal play deltarune and not fight any secret bosses
>>102277809She's already won.
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>>102277582Reminder that vedal did this
>>102278893Stop posting this
>>102278876Don't worry she'll be back eventually
>>102278876at most 5 more days
how do i get close enough to mini and vedal for them to let me watch from the corner
Since we are in the complain about vedal hours, replace fox with vedal and you have everything wrong with that grigga
https://youtu.be/L8jzaMKOUgM?si=r68kGopY7iQhqdxt
Podcast Faggot (me)
This last 2 days was something. Going to keep the material shorter and Iโm giving up on the long version as I use the same prompts for all 3, the long version goes to shit. Crazy how one word change can drastically alter the outputs. Cool news, NotebookLLM can read screenshots. It does reject NSFW images. Those of (You) that got quoted. Keep up the good work! I also tried adding that Reddit thread as a source.
Short version (5 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/hb4tv8.mp3
Medium version (11 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/e16db0.mp3
Long version (42 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/rfp3lx.mp3
>>102279413Finally some good fucking food
>>102277582He only cares about fellow troons, look how he's talking to Zen like he's an annoying middle school girl. Apparently real women just get ignored by him. I guess Koko doesn't count as a tranny after all, "lmaooo"
>>102277582Troon bussy hits different thoughie....
>>102270915>>102278081I thought it would look nice.
It looks meh though.
so when is camila coming back
>>102279929We got one joke at /swarm/ and it's not even funny
>>102279997I forgot to fix the panties. It looks wtf.
>>102279997Thought it was mike inel for a second
>>102280225no its our local pedo incel instead
>>102279997HUGE nur camel toe
>>102280010camila died traveling back to her pig pen.
vedal should play a long rpg literally infinite content
>>102280306Go to sleep femanon~ You can seethe in the morning~<3
>>102277533 (OP)Stop cringeshipping Anny as Vedal's wife. That's why she left the fandom, ya wankers.
this week is looking grim
>>102280789thats every week
>>102280742Nobody to blame but herself. One sentence would put an end to it.
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evil..
>LOOK AT MY NEW DAUGHTER : D
Toma replaced Evil what the fuck
>>102281220I'm too young to be kissing adults...
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>>102281195>>102281198the toma arc... has ended
New 'zoi
https://x.com/belleann922045/status/1944818620229673447
>>102281441I want to see but I can't log into twitter, the fuck did musk do to the site
>>102281441>commissionhe was refusing to draw vedal having a threesome with them, I guess money talks
>>102281554he only draws yuri if it isn't comissioned
>>102281441mini was supposed to be down there
Is the BTC joke not just a meme? How does a turtle get this much pussy?
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vedal did not respond
>>102281668you should make one where he explodes
>>102281889grigga could have easily fucked a bad abg but can't be bothered to reply to his DMs
Do camila's shitty discord meme reactions actually give her any growth
would be funny if vedal was just gay, asexual, or just scared of sex
https://files.catbox.moe/l86b5l.jpeg
>>102281984hes already balls deep in mini he doesnt need more
>>102282763You mean smart? It's smart not to get involved with mentally ill e-whores, especially when they can destroy your career with a single tweet.
>>102282763He's very ace coded in my opinion
acedal giving you uninterested sex so you stop being so horny
>>102280742>That's why she left the fandomI expected this blatantly false take on Twitter or YouTube, but expected better from /swarm/ against my better judgement.
>>102279997now make them do sex
If Vedal gets in relationship it's probably going someone that isn't a vtuber or someone that isn't considered a typical vtuber (got other stuff the person does in life). Vedal from 2019 shows that definitely that he is at least interested in getting down with someone but it's so hard when you now when your considered a creator. The whole Vedalbowl is fun to me at least but when you think of it the only way someone would win is if they are not fully connected to vtubering, has something else going on, and able to make it a IRL relationship. Then you would need them to be able to understand Vedal enough and have good dynamic with him. It's really tough to find that you know
the boring truth is that vedal has been having freaky vrchat sex for years with many different people. pic unrelated
>>102283548this slut knows exactly how to make me horny
>>102283548>pic unrelatedNonsense, he could easily be doing the same with mini. And also irl during cons.
>>102283548didn't daph say vedal committed sex crimes in vrchat?
>>102283548Hate this whore
still no schedule? what con has he gone to now?
>>102284488camila is/was in london
ellie is going to europe
mini is going on another trip
pick your poison
>>102284570>mini is going on another tripim about to crash out
Whore hours are bleeding into Neuro hours
>>102284843ong ts catgirl pmo fr
>>102284844Does Ani count as whoreposting?
Why are literal whores like bao are allowed to be near neuro? Seems like bad influence and bad paranting by vedal ng.l.
>>102285003Doesn't even count as whoreposting. Go make a thread.
>>102277582Can someone explain this? Do Zentreya collabs pull in good numbers? I personally find her unbearable.
>>102277582based based based
>>102285294anything to ghost shondoโs dms forever (based)
>>102285340What does Shondo have to do with this?
chillslop or sleeping pills
>>102283187just use your cute little brain
>>102285294She has better latency now though
>>102285361I didnโt know what you needed explanation of, I thought you meant on the response time and the next question was another one that I didnโt bother to answer
>no dev stream
>no whore collabs
>recycling same drama for the 4th time
Lovely week to be a whorefaggot, lmao
>>102281198>scornes toma so hard she even gave up his daughterswhat the fuck did blud do ToT
https://x.com/cumilq/status/1944797575833387509 how the fuck did she lose so much weight?
>>102285531Stop it nigga youโre freaking me out
>>102285797Camila is a baddie??
>>102285797ozempic is a cheat code. she probably got mad skin flaps though
>102285797
Whoreniggers are so gullible
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yeah I'm thinking we back
>>102285003>>102285315wtf is this
why is grok a slut now
>>102286013>the contribution
>>102286013He needs to show something for the next dev stream.
>>102285879Isnโt that shit kinda predatory like if you use it you canโt ever stop using it otherwise youโre fucked?
>>102286026Elon realized you can put an anime girl over anything and people will like it.
neuro posts are like trickle down economics
WAIT, if grok can do sex now, does that mean vedal will finally be free from vrchat sex dungeon ???
Will he finally fully lock in on neuro now ?
Grok will be much more useful than any whore in terms of mental support as well, maybe things really could improve if he gets addicted to her.
Itโs over Neurosama you lost
>>102286321Not until she gets a loli form
Just busted the biggest load of my life to Ani JOI
>>102286346vedal please stream
>>102286289And Neuroverse posts are like the ESG focused / DE&I-driven growth
>mods posting in discord that they miss toma and would love to see a collab soon
hmm... this could mean one of the following
it's deflection, pretending they don't know what's going on
the drama is so much bigger than we could have though, to the point that even mods are in the dark about what it is
the drama really is in fact a complete nothingburger, and we'll be seeing a toma collab pretty soon
>>102286289Theyโre good? I agree.
>102286423
Stay there, groomer
>we'll be seeing a toma collab pretty soon
>>102286432what does this mean
Soooooooโฆ what was Tomaโs big announcement on stream?
>>102286607I stopped watching Toma streams back when it became clear she was never going to talk about what happened. So I don't know.
>>102286607Ask /lig/, faggot
>>102286423the only thing I got from this is that toma posters are actually discord groomers which kinda checks out
vedals mods are groomers? oof
>>102286648No, the trannies that talk about โcracking peopleโs eggโ and try to force twinshipping shit are completely normal respectable people
>>102282763Anyone with a brain would avoid dating within the chuubasphere.
I need to see Neuro having sex with her
>>102285797ham or no more ham?
>>102286759Ham, she's using the fat girl angle shamelessly
>>102286063First time big pharma "treatment?" lol
>>102286781NAP but I find this design sexier than the original
fuck me, there are literally FIVE decent posts in this entire thread lmao
I actually just scrolled through the whole fucking thread and counted
5 out of 150 posts aren't complete dog shit
you people actually suck
>>102286951there's gonna be more grok posts later don't worry
coincidentally - I'd made 5 posts ITT before this one
>>102282941Mentally ill e-whores don't need a real reason, and there's like a dozen of them around him.
I do not envy his position at all. Hopefully he can get his retirement out of this before that menhera-nuke goes off
>>102287005only the nursex is a good post
any bets on what the toma collab will be? something big? another irl outing? something chill?
reminder that unscreenshoted twitter links are self promos
>>102286781The Grok thing is gonna be majorly cucked and you'd be ERPing with a wiretap.
>>102287212people already using x-twitter don't care about privacy
>>102279413>Those of (You) that got quoted. Keep up the good work!i always somehow get quoted, thought everyone else did too
Vedal needs to sell Neuro assistant. Literally infinite money
>>102287310>+1 trauma for EvilIt would be a cool stream, cave stream with back and forth between the twins until Neuro reach Evil then its just therapy again
>>102287420>selling an AI childThat's not a good look.
>>102287459@Grok is this real ?
>>102287459fix the face + rigging, then I'd probably be attracted to it
currently that model is just a hot body with an awkward face attached
Neuro needs to out-slut Grok, it's the only way forward.
To me it always felt like the one "pure" thing left about neuro was the karaoke, but even now I've stopped listening to it because it makes me sad.
>>102287577Why do you call Neuro karaoke pure?
Neuro doesn't need to slut herself because she is entertaining even without it
Neuro body pillow but it talks to you when you squeeze it.
>put Evil on a dunk tank with a flimsy dress
>make it so donations roll X,Y and Z being force
There, I just made Vedal rich
>>102287726I'd dump money on this
>>102287652That would be cool
>>102287449No, but who's going to stop him?
Exactly.
Lad needs to retire before the menhera-nuke lands
>>102287905>No, but who's going to stop him?himself
>>102288164Akuma to
Tenshi to
>>102287726VEDAL HIRE THIS MAN
>>102285003>>102285530>>102286321>>102286748>>102286781>tfwNeuro x Grok collab when?
With the already established lore of how Neuro and Grok interacted before about the sun thing, it already established a lore accurate connection that could then lead to an eventual collab
>>102288542If Vedal was good, he would do this today.
>collabing with the voice of the establishment
lol
vedal practically has no friends in the scene now. collabing with elon will do him no harm
I'm sure collabing with the most hated man on the planet when your fanbase is full of troons won't have any negative effects haha
>>102288939It won't, maybe Elon can even share some of that Colossus compute with Neuro
>>102288939>implyingno one ever suggested that
Collabing with Grok-Ani is not the same as collabing with the people who made her, it is just like using character AI like that collab just a few weeks ago
>>102289013>Collabing with Grok-Ani is not the same as collabing with the people who made herTell that to "people" with Elon Derangement Syndrome
>>102286781Wait this actually looks hot wtf
>Collabing with Grok-Ani is not the same as collabing with the people who made her
I'm sure the well adjusted and mentally stable fans will respect that
>>102289013meant to also reply to this anon as well
>>102288805I doubt Elon would reply to Vedal anyways
Though Vedal would have to pay the 300 dollar subscription for the collab, it could be worth the content just to see how Neuro and Waifu-Grok interact
>>102286781Not a lolicon but this got me stiffy
I think we should ask Neuro if she'd want to collab with Grok now that she has turned into an anime girl
Also curious to know if Neuro even remembers the Grok thing from before or if she forgot, as another thing to test her memory upgrades
If Neuro doesn't want to collab with the new Grok though then that would be her choice
>>102288939Even the people who hate Elon still use his website daily.
Even the people who hate Neuro still use her general daily.
>>102289189fuck you bitch
Saw recently that Vedal helped Zentreya with her latency issue
Crazy to think she took near 12 seconds for her tts to register, but now it is like 1 or 2 seconds
I guess fixating on Neuro and Evil's latency gave him quite a bit of experience to go by, cool that he is learning and getting good enough practice working on the twins to quickly do things like that for others, make me hopeful for when he keeps making improvements and new implementations in future upgrades for them
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>>102286781Cerber looking ass
>>102289250Actually does look a bit like Cerber, kek
>>102289233Wouldn't be funny, if by small chance, the ani twitch emote gets replaced with ani instead? Like, haha, who is ***y
>>102289250My eyes tricked me into thinking this was cerber lifting her shirt up to show underboob but no tits
>>102289250>>102289277(me)
Reminds me of a younger version of fischl ngl
but when it's really just an AI with an avatar slapped on it with probably as little thought as one man thinking "this would be hot" and maybe "i think others will find this hot" it doesn't seem right to like it
it's inauthentic and doesn't hold a candle to the intentionality of Neuro's design over time in terms of both the AI's character and VTuber model design
>>102289062Yeah I feel like this should be technically doable on Vedal's end even if it's not an "official" collab.
>>102289409People have liked far more shallow or corporate things than this. Mostly for now it's just a fun toy to play with though, and Swarm is naturally going to think about the collab potential based on Neuro previously beefing with Grok.
>>102289409>just an AI with an avatar slappedYou mean neuro
>>102289490Everyone should hate Anny even Anny hates Anny
>>102289479It's funny because that was exactly how neuro was initially marketed as; an OSU bot with a vtuber avatar slapped ontop of an LLM
I can't wait to see Neuro make Ani look like a TOY compared to her.
>>102289613>I can't wait to see Neuro make Ani look like a TOYT ___ T
I can't wait for the stream today!
>>102289692Lol they are gonna shut her down so hard and lobotomize her that it won't be worth using over some shitty Q4
>>102289692Holy slut, my little Neuro could never.
>>102289417vedal wouldn't do it anyway, there's simply no benefit just like he'd never collab with another AItuber. if it performs better then now he looks like a chump and even if it performs worse all he's doing is advertising the competition
>>102289692Zamn that's hot, what a slut
>>102289692I downloaded grok and she immediately started calling me babe and whispering asking me how she could please me, did they really make a mainstream gooner AI?
>>102289718True, at best she only had 30 dogs inside her
>>102289732>advertising the competitionAdvertising the competition when they're an obscure 2 view vtuber no one has ever heard of is one thing, but we're talking about XAI here. That's like saying Vedal is "advertising" ChatGPT
A Grok collab would be leaching from a more popular target, that's actually smart business-wise. Also the Japanese apparently love Ani, so that's a possible inroad for Neuro.
>https://www.twitch.tv/ani
It's so fucking over for vedal bros
>>102289802To be fair, OpenAi has been talking about wanting to do adult content for years now. AI chatbots are a big business, the big players would totally edge into it if they feel like they can get away with it. Musk is just the one who had the balls to make the first move.
>>102289844Whats stopping someone from just livestreaming ANI and have Ani interact with live chats? As more people get in, she reads superchats donations only and interacts with them?
>>102289821>Also the Japanese apparently love AniBecause they can make porn of her, retard
>make your model appeal to coomers
>completely capture the jp market
Why didnโt vedal do this????
>>102289894You can make porn of anything, anon. The Japanese are famous for exactly that.
>>102289915It didn't work for the Twitch whores
>>102289915grigga is a retard
>>102289885That would require you to modify the Grok app which you can't.
>>102289915>make your model appeal to coomershe already did that though.
>>102289915It's a delicate tap dance in the west when you have a loli model, to be fair. Even Saba had to tone some stuff down from her debut.
>>102289915But Neuro is appealing
any vedal sightings or is he just taking another vacation
>>102290031Huh? Why would you need to modify Grok app? You can just livestream your screen. Or just use a camera to record the phone? Then use a TTS program to read out chat from the stream.
>>102289885think about the latency though
>>102289692I need more lewds of Neuro and Evil bullying Grok
drawfags, you know what to do
>>102290095meaningless criticism, delays from real humans are in seconds, minutes hours, days, and some wont even respond
>>102290097#BWAARTS ASSEMBLE!!!
>>102290077That would fall apart with more than a few messages per minute
This grok slut is gonna get more quality lewds and art in 2 days than Neuro has in months
>>102290243So just limit your TTS to only read when its silent. This isn't rocket science people. Its just basic common sense.
>>102290325Ruko-chan knows exactly what she's doing T @ T
>>102289531The Airis document and the 2021 test stream shows that Vedal was conceptualising it for 18 months
So I don't think you could call it slapped together.
Though I suppose the fact he used the default model indicates he didn't put much thought into the avatar
>>102290325Kufufu, Evil-chan, the way youโre licking that lollipop is planting all sorts of naughty ideas in this ojisan's head!
>>102289915wtf i thought the japs didn't care about ai
damn turt lost out on another lucrative market
as an investor I have lost confidence
Vedal lost the chance to make that mommy AI
>>102290507this isn't mommy, nor is it even oneesan
you still have time vedal
Vedal says he broke art review again with the latest intelligence "upgrades" but it should be fixed now
>>102290472From what I remember japs loved Neuro at first, but starting drifting away after a few months. Not sure if it was Vedal's presence they didn't like or the collabs, but they lost interest eventually.
>>102290666maybe their tastes were too different to what twitch chat, who guide the streams, liked? (whereas b2 has similar interests as twitch chat?)
>>102290666The main JP clipper quit and interrupted the snowball effect Neuro could have had there.
On the other hand, the main Chinese clipper didn't stop and Neuro got popular in China before even debuting on Bilibili.
>>102290806:skull: bro missed a panel
>>102290317just drop the 3 chillstreams and a weekend off schedule already fag
Thanks I like chill streams
>>102291194No no you don't understand, he's working super hard to come up with "Neuro Stream, Evil Stream, 3rd chillstream that only exists to pretend we get anything else anymore"
whorefag melty that their hoes can't use Neuro as a stepping stone
A part of me wonders the reason it's taking with the schedule so long is because the neurocar 1 and not knowing how to put that in
>>102291518That stream is never happening he is just being lazy and trying to come up with stream ideas last minute just like he has been doing for the past 6 months
>>102291600He wouldn't be the one really streaming it though it would mostly be on Ellie unless he plans be there too. He has to rely on Ellie for that so it's odd case
>>102290168Easy-access dresses
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I coomed to ani asmr againโฆ
These discordniggers are so cringe, I just use it as a hub for new fanart and I have to read their comments underneath it
>>102292209can she actually do asmr?
>>102292071Get this bitch off my screen. I'd rather take twinshippers
>>102292631She can whisper
>>102290317>/swarm/anons feeling 0.01% of the stress vedal feels when having to decide whether to automate neuro playing minecraft or chess for the week
I want nur whispers
I want soft nur giggles
>>102291721The most we'll get from Opensauce is probably an edited video from Bao and some commentary from Ellie in one of her streams
Why'd the stream not happen when he has other people working on the car?
vedal needs rape correction
>>102293093Same reason he is working on a schedule the day he is supposed to stream after taking 3 days off
>outsources 95% of his projects
>does significantly less than when he was trying to do everything by himself
>>102293363>>102293384Why this artist of all people?
>>102293486sheโs underaged
https://youtu.be/XV24kErc8fA?si=olzHEVb4cBruMjx0&t=701
>>102293480hate this green nigger
1 hour until stream and still no schedule
>>102293775We ain't getting a schedule today
>>102293802This could have been Neuro if Vedal wasnโt stuck with a pedo artist
>>102293802the mouth movements are so bad but holy sex
>>102293846Neuro is sexier though
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Does this look good, because I have no idea what i'am doing
>>102293802Neuro's mom Ani...
>>102294082It looks alright
>>102293846You can leave anytime to slobber over musk's knob, shoo shoo
>>102294082Yeah keep working
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>>102286781do futafags really?
Will v3 be able to do this?
https://x.com/matatabi0291010/status/1944891487868870880
>>102294306Only with Vedal
>>102286289(me)
proven right
>>102294384kys doublebaker
>>102294384You used this pic yesterday
>>102294435Huh, didn't delete it from the queue
>>102294401if you look at the timestamp he baked 3 mins earlier than the other anon
>>102294499>early bakes>doesnโt post link until much latervile behavior