Lazy bitch edition
>who?If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the least hard-working schizo loli on the internet and doesn't enjoys the company of her husbands anymore!
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>>102322425Giru to Shondo. He'd rather hang out with trannies
>>102322409 (OP)Don't be shocked, she belongs to the pitiful people that are the jews
anti thread. kill yourself OP
>>102322444Good, he can bugger right on off
>>102322464It's tuffy like usual
>>102322552Not me retard, it's dewd
Shondopolis is in shambles >_<
>>102322444Reasonable desu they're just better streamers
>>102322552obviously. he's doing his 'be the biggest anti possible so that nobody uses the thread so when he reincarnates nobody holds him to account' strategy again
never happening divorcecuck c:
>>102322586Because it showed something highly inconvenient to her narrative
Get a life you obsessed faggots
>>102322586What is it? Did I miss some spicy drama? Spill the beans gurls
>>102322907kill yourself, spending your whole life here to tell people to get a life is even worse
>>102322920cant be posted here. check the farms
>>102322934It's not, you're just a pathetic manchild wasting your time, I'm here for the right reasons
>>102322966simping and white knighting on the ole basket weaving forum is a sad fucking reason lmao fucking join shadows mom
>>102322998kill yourself dewd
>>102322998You're sitting here pissing yourself because I told you to get a life, looks like I was right lol, grow up you loser bitch faggot, sorry your pussy hurts, go cry about it on twitter sis
>>102323033You mean like your coal burning whore after she spent 2 weeks getting blown out in every hole because she couldn't spend a minute more with your pathetic incel ass? lol
>>102323117Stop pretending you aren't a regular having a melty c:
>>102323148gaped and stretched and pounded and it will never, ever be you
Who was the man in the mirror
>>102323259yes custard of many men glazing her pearly white body inside and out
Anti thread baked up for dewd to post his cuck fantasies in
All of this was orchestrated by the devil btw, darn bastard
We need to overcome...
>>102323370Actually it was orchestrated by me c:
Is it okay to talk about Michael now?
Good Morning Shondopolis! ^_^/
The simple truth is that if there were nothing in the photo, someone would have posted it.
>>102323766Hi Gary, where have you been?
>>102324065Dealing with a fricking infection on my tongue after it got bit >_<
>>102324090You just know one of her simps has it saved, if there were nothing harmful in the image then they would have posted it and said something like 'Oh look at this she is spending time with BC thats nice Smile' or had posted it to counteract the narratives being posted in the thread. The fact this hasn't happened is proof that there was infact something in the image, and the way they have argued so vociferously that there isn't just seals the deal.
>>102324276Who bit your tongue?
>>102324346Sounds like the galileo syndrome
>>102324504lil bestie's cousin! ^_^
stop replying to garylarper
>>102324836How old was she?
kumo collab this week or no?
>>102325037No, she's too busy offcollabing with mirror man for the next few weeks
>>102325037If it is scheduled then i'll have to take down kumo within the time for stream, but i would rather that not happen
Shondo sucking off Kumo's ovipositor and getting orally impregnated with thousands of spider babies
consider:
nobody saved the image because it was mundane and there was no yab in it and someone, either a seething jealous female or some sperg who got banned is spreading a narrative to hurt Shadow. put that in your pipe and smoke it
listening to down the rabbit hole rn btw
>>102325570>some sperg who got banned>seething femaleor it's the usual shit stirring groomer regulars who have been doing this kind of thing for years, smoking on pressure rn
>>102325570if it was mundane with nothing in it, why would she have deleted it?
>>102325604there might have been a yab in it but I don't think it was a 6'5" black man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHd4zsIbXJ0
new michael just dropped
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Sorry shondo husbands but the shunny is mine
>>102325594We know Bratty has been doing this for years, yes. It has become fairly obvious now.
>tiff's pilot hates that King D turned /shon/ against him
>bakes next anti-thread and claims he baked
Nothing changes the fact that you DM'd Shondo's bull and asked to lick the cum off his dick.
So what is the excuse from simps now that she moved into her room after more than a week and still can't be bothered to log into Discord and send some messages?
>>102326828They're saying she physically moved her stuff but dumped it all into a big pile so she has to spend the next week organizing it lol irl
Anything new in the discord?
>>102326954Another deleted picture... she's doing this on purpose now WHILE set to Invisible.
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>>102325570I saved the image. There's literally nothing in it besides her Amazon Prime movie search history.
She likely posted it without checking for anything, and deleted it as fast as she could just in case. Despite there being nothing.
>>102327207Whisper the image to me on twitch so i don't have to go on at least a day-long trip for no reason
>>102327248I can't whisper on Twitch
Michael here to do more damage control after he made people delete it from Discord. He is lying.
>>102327207if there isnt anything in the image then post it
>>102327207haha oh no gotta delete my prime search history
No one believes this
>>102322450>she belongs to the pitiful people that are the jewstl;dr;qrd;asap;nwa
>>102327327Need a verified phone number, which Twitch isn't getting from me.
>>102327606why cant you just be normal
this is all just a ploy to get people to make kf accounts, they been doing this a lot lately
>>102327625Likely he's banned c:
>>102327625This is a normal thing to do. Especially for those in my field
>>102327691>Especially for those in my fieldchild rape?
>>102327774you were banned on discord for breaking child safety rules
In 8 days it'll be Shondo's birthday, show your appreciation by making a tile for her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: Submissions must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). On top of that:
>Her neck and wrists must be obscured at all times, either by her ribbons or by something else (for lore reasons that are very important to her)
>Shondo is flat as a board, don't give her any kind of cleavage
>No AI art
Some things she likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): The Barbies, Moriko, Alice Sawyer, Lucy Pyre, Anny, Saruei, Filian
>Her cat and manager Otis
>(You) (me)
>Movies: Horror, Disney, Barbie
>Breaking Bad
>Serial killers
>Games: Sims, Bloons, Outer Wilds, Half-Life series, Blue Archive (especially Hina), Saya no Uta
Model references and cat pictures:
https://mega.nz/folder/Nvc1XaJJ#aiDk1B0YsESNZ8FXPaBdDw
https://catbox.moe/c/qmmfqf
>>102327801Quite a lot of people are for no reason at all.
You were banned for being an unlikable sad sack of shit c;
>>102327606Oh, right, i forgot about that
Just dm me on discord, i'll whisper you the name if you're okay with it. I'll wait for a reply
I don't care what you do with the information, just thought it'd be gay to post here
>>102327980Stop talking in the third person like I don't know who you are lol irl
Ok guys, it was nothing, travel plan canceled
>>102328024you dont have a name or youd say it
>>102328061Watching you squirm is more fun
>>102328035I don't blame you, mirror man hardmogs any husband so hard any fight against him is unwinnable
>I know who you are!
>Okay, who am I
>Uhhhh... I can't say
Lol irl
>>102328230Lol, i'd win against anyone and anything (Godwilling)
They're was nothing to the image though
>>102327908not me, so no, you can't name who that is lmao irl, wasn't me who reported LTD either that was probably dewd who has been known to mass report twitter accounts already and known to be extremely jealous(insecure) and two faced
>>102328392 (me)
also he's known to lie and blame others for things he's doing and he is known to go out of his way to attack and instigate shit with me so yeah the fact that my name keeps getting mentioned in regard to that is another piece of evidence against him
POST THE FUCKING IMAGE LINK OR EVERYONE IN CHAT WILL HATE YOU EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE
>>102328500Oh nooo not anon~ Whatever will I do if the anonymous men dislike meee uuuuu
>>102328194What about them?
>>102328392>>102328445Is this little child retarded?
>>102322878He literally still tried this shit after being soul read lmao
Sit the fuck down cuck
>>102328733LMAO
does this fat neet cuck think his manipulation will work? slimy lil snakechama being a hypocrite as usual, but being too low iq to pull it off. cringe c:
>>101794269reminder this was posted a day before Lucas got banned
>>102328035stfu qwerty you dumb fuck. honestly i didn't mind you before but now i just think you're a massive faggot. imagine making vague threats against her and her family because you got baited /here/. some christian you are. this is why you should have fucked off from this place months ago
it's quite odd how some of you can't understand why it may be a long and difficult process to shuffle bedrooms when one of the shifts involves moving someone into where their deceased mom used to sleep
unrelated: I decided to see an escort/sex therapist to help me lose my virginity so that I may stop thinking about it and hopelessly lusting for Shonders. Good or bad idea for me to suggest she cosplays as her?
>>102327883Thank you for organizing this ma'am.
>>102329149hardest ive laughed at the thread in awhile, thanks.
>>102329023You make threats against everyone over nothing
>>102329200he's an insecure irrelevant manlet. just let him let some steam off over his Napoleon syndrome.
>>102329149Are you the one who decided to dump everything out into piles and watch movies for 10 hours a day so it takes longer
>>102329193these threads are always good for a laugh. all of /vt/, truly. how the frick are there so many people who have grudges with cute and kind anime girls that don't even know they exist
>>102328542actually those anonymous "men" are people who have been using shondo for years and she knows she has to fold to them or else she will face the reality that they were never going to stay with her and were never supposed to be with her forever or even an extended period of time
and she doesn't have enough support from anyone in her life to be able to deal with facing this reality so until something changes it does matter, actually
genuinely at this point it either has to blow up bad enough in her face (literally fleece wasn't even enough though lol) or someone needs to reach out to her because she refuses to do it herself
it's tragic that the barbies aren't aware of this, genuinely, they see the problems she has they just don't realize how bad it is and what the cause of it is and at this point i'm not sure if she is ever going to get better unless she gets tons of support from them because she can't trust anyone else (thankfully she learned that lesson already without too much trouble)
tl;dr this b itch is groomed and the only people who can help her is the barbies because she clearly is hopeless to do it on her own and needs support, i'd say you guys could help her too but i know most of the people /here/ are the problematic ones she's struggling with lmao
hoping bringing the conversation up might help too because part of the issue is the extreme anxiety she has about the issue so maybe if i just do it for her that might help
>inb4 groomer damage controlreminder, everything i'm saying shondo has admitted to multiple times recently and talked about struggling with in her p2w post and there's a reason why a certain few people are extremely dedicated to countering this narrative since even the fleece days (bonus meme: she still couldn't even divorce fleece for what he was doing lol he could have just shut the fuck up and been fine probably lmao, though she'd not look at him the same way ofc )
>>102329023yeah i was thinking the same thing lol
get ready for hours of groomeranti's shitting their diapers and desperately trying to deflect and dismiss, like they've been doing
LMAO the custard damage control after this dropped
>>102328733
>gets her own room
>disappears
she's been masturbating nonstop hasn't she
>>102329662It is not the solo sex haha
>>102325570>either a seething jealous female or some sperg who got banned is spreading a narrative to hurt Shadownah, you're way off
>>102329662with her meat dildo michael yeah
>>102329825I'm not a meat dildo >:(
The photo is such an eye opener
more like an ass opener. i never would have expected her to post goatse
These threads are The Room of the antiposting
>>102330204I wish it was her ass spreading instead of her BF's though
>>102330757no... surely such and innocent nise guy would never do something like this? this must be fake... he would never lie or be manipulative while acting innocent knowing he's guilty...
it was 2 years ago though, i'm sure he's completely changed as a person and has refrained from this behavior syadouClueless
>>102330070You would post it if it were real.
>>102331234Check the farms c:
>>102331252>get keyloggedNo thanks.
>>102331266Guess you don't want to see it then
>>102331252it's not there
post the schedule you stupid lazy bitch
>>102332181sowwy I have to take 2 more months to move 1 item per day :3
>>102331740she told him at the m+g that she saw and liked it
hmmm but what'd she say? c;
>>102332878 nothing but that she is spending the days doomscrolling, binging Netflix, and collecting sub money and welfare
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>tfw as a child you thought kiwifarmers were the most hardened, sadistic fuckers on the internet and never wanted to cross them
>mfw in reality they're actually impotent and laughably cringe
like what in the fuck is this nigga really building a dewdhole folder so he can shit himself all thread about a random member of some vtuber's community LMAO if you ever feel bad about yourselves remember there's always a kiwi doing worse
Feels like the discord is being asked about more frequently c:
>>102333150I remember LTD saying he kept a folder on shoggas
>>102333150if you think that's sad you should see what dewd writes down and keeps track of c:
that manchild literally brags about being apart of that crowd and culture LMAO, he's probably posting about himself like usual desu he thinks it gets him sympathy points, honestly i'm just sad shondo has to put up with him and his constant guilt tripping and two faced behavior
>>102333261I don't care nigga. You're sucking the dick of a dude who you know is a clown. You're at the bottom.
>>102333150you must be 18 to post on this website
>>102333329Go shit yourself.
>>102333307why'd you change your writing style, also no i'm not sucking his dick i just told you he constantly posts about himselfs and drags shondo into his manchild guilt tripping and attention whoring, you can tell it makes her uncomfortable and ruins the vibe a lot of the time
>>102333364I don't care. Take the dick out of your mouth before replying to me.
>>102333234He is a freak loser so that checks out
>>102333376but you were the one who brought men up? are you just a self hating faggot?
>>102333390you can always tell when they get triggered lmao
>>102333234pretty creepy ngl
>>102333422If I were a self hating fag I would have been assigned a shogga to obsess over by now
You're incredibly entitled if you think it's that easy to get over the insane trauma she went through. Grow up.
@102333417
the accidental self pwns in these threads crack me up, thank you for the laughs
>>102333497>makes post about a man and other men>gets a reply talking about the same subject>spergs out for 5 replies about how totally gay it is and talking about sucking dick to do what he just started and keeps writing fiction aboutyou seem pretty obsessed with this fewd hole character desu
>>102333525She has had 15+ years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to get over it.
>>102333525who are you talking to
>>102333566holy fucking ESL lmao
this nigga seething
>>102333566I don't care. Take the dick out of your mouth before replying to me.
>>102333580you are sitting here backseating a schizo in the gfe vtuber thread, i think you don't really get to say you have a good idea about any of that lol
>>102333261tiffany, trust me. you dont wanna see the tubby folder. you fed it more than you fed yourself on a single afternoon.
Dewd you need to post your daily asking
>>102333641You're just as gay as him at this point. You come to these threads and signal for his attention.
>>102333566total kiwi meltdown
>>102333641lmfao at least you admit you're an obsessed faggot loool
>>102333659the irony of this level of meat riding
>>102333566>when you choke on dick so hard you forget English
>>102333659it's literally in my name
>>102333654oh thanks shigga i got busy
>>102333676remember you literally shitting yourself and crying over the king D? wew lad, that was some sad obsession
Jason's actor proves you don't have to be attractive you just need big arms
>>102333497>If I were a self hating fag I would have been assigned a shogga to obsess over by nowdamn...
>freshly made Ken account joins the server
hmmm....noticing c:
>>102333714you're definitely shitting lel, nothing you saw about a banned anti is gonna make your pathetic manchild slip ups disappear
>>102330757>>102331740
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i remember this cute love letter about how upset he was that their friendship ended
it broke his heart, he's been mindbroken ever since :(
>>102333729So just be tall and naturally big boned and have good muscle genetics, good advice
@102333803
>filename 'obsessed'
I fucking love this zoo.
You two don't want Shondo, you want each other. Shit is so fucking gay to read
>>102333834and naturally lean too lol
this is the definition of chad
>>102333834>incel mindsetit's already over for you
>>102333566kek he self pwned himself right out of the thread
>>102333856if beating up some fat ass stalker makes me gay, but i'd disagree
>>102333834any excuse to avoid trying to be better than whatever you are now, hey?
>>102333803LMAO he actually wanted to gargle the kings massive D and got turned down
a scorned faggot from the start
I enjoy that Shondo has no time to stream or interact with her fans but has plenty of time to watch Friday the 13th (twice; she'll watch it again with Alice) and then thirstpost about the actors on X
>>102333900ESLchama what you're doing is called 'beating him off', 'beating up' is something else entirely.
Erm I may kill people but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER even kick a puppy
I want to see T fuck L's boipussy while screaming about how he's doing it to protect Shondo from D's grooming
>>102333927you get the streams you deserve, fuck off pussy lel
or keep crying i guess lol, no one gives a fuck what some cry baby like you thinks bro, shondo doesn't like your kind
>>102333769you know, i could just post the incriminating things that was shared to the mods but i prefer the memes.
i didn't even make this one lol
>>102333996>i couldYou won't because you can't because it doesn't exist
>You will never sit in the chair watching t, l, and d suck each other off in ouroborous format
>>102333973I'm taking commisions, how badly do you want to see it?
the funny part is i've never posted those pictures about dewd in the thread lel i just take the opportunity to really make sure people realize the significance of how fake he is lel
>>102334054Erm shondo i'm not doing that for you
>>102329604also, lol irl, at least they waited a little bit so it wasn't so obvious this time, but still, the usual damage control and narrative spinning trying to deflect from their ass
>>102334010taunting never did Bratty good, nor any of his aliases. i recommend you don't do the same.
The funny part is that you still haven't taken the dick out of your mouth LMAO
>>102334094>even more ESL you just know he has tears rolling down his face rn lol
>>102334073i guess 40 USD?
>>102334120Bratty who? You don't have shit to post, loser.
I need some script ideas for the Shondopolis movie ^_^
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>>102334094you've been the only one damage controlling though after you samefagged for 2 hours and nobody replied to you?
might have to break out the new stuff if you're this upset c;
>>102334147Really? Uh okay, wow. I didn't expect to get decent liquor funds for drawing shogga yaoi but lfg. How should I distinguish the 3? Dewd (you) can be rotund, Link (you) can have grotesque hands, and Tuffnar I'll draw as mortar monkey I guess.
>>102328593Not me, i got it in dms, see
>>102328035>>102329023First off, i don't care about pleasing people or not disturbing people with my actions
Secondly, i never threathened her this time. Ever since reading this homily of St. John Chrysostom i stopped thinking like that
>>101631844You should also be able to read what i said in this relevant case, where i specifically said 1. that i will not harm her and 2. I would only beat 'him' up in the case that there was any 'him' to begin with
Clearly, the bad impressions leave deeper marks, which is to be expected
Hope this helps clear up any misunderstandings and to clear up my stance on things shoomfie
>>102329518You too, i guess, since you chimed in
Also, I imagine you have only a surface level understanding to judge what is appropriate behavior for a Christian
I'd say not to judge when you don't know the full story (willingly, as one of you at least confessed multiple times of not reading my posts and the other has shown lack of information about my character that would be found in my posts), which is still true and right, but it would be spiritually beneficial to keep happening
>>102333703Of course
Anyhow, goodnight shoggas
>>102334214>thread starts getting spammed off cooldown running damage control>in reply to a couple posts separated by hoursyou can peacock all you want but it's extremely obvious you're the one who's bothered, hmmm i wonder why you're feeling so pissy today all of a sudden... it's almost like i struck a nerve c;
also lmfao you realize what you're trying to get some epic own with proof that you're more of an obsessed faggot than anyone has ever been is painfully ironic
i'm glad i'm getting under your skin again c;
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Dewd collapsed onto the bed first, his hoodie discarded, a sweat-soaked undershirt clinging to his chest like a second skin. Tuffnar stood at the mini-fridge, hunched and shirtless, one manboob hanging lower than the other as he examined the half-melted ice bucket with a kind of vague disgust.
They’d eaten everything.
Four Baconators each. Twenty nuggets. Two orders of chili. Six frosties between them. It had become less about food and more about filling the hollow space Shondo left in them. Neither had spoken since the last bite. They’d just wheezed, burped, and walked—shoulder to shoulder, stomachs groaning in a shared, bloated silence.
Now, in this dingy hotel room with yellow-tinted walls and a single buzzing light, there was only the sound of two men digesting and breathing.
Dewd pulled the sheets back, revealing a mattress stained with the memories of better lies. “You laying down?”
Tuffnar grunted, then did. The bed shifted like a sinking ship. Their bodies met in the center, too large to avoid each other, their exposed sides pressed together. Skin to skin. Warm. Damp. Real.
“I hate how good this feels,” Dewd whispered, not looking at him.
“Me too.”
They were still for a long time. Their bellies rose and fell in imperfect sync, creating little waves in the sheets between them. The air smelled like Wendy’s and resignation. But then Dewd’s hand moved. Hesitant. Shaky. He reached under the blanket and placed it gently on Tuffnar’s stomach. His fingers sank in just a little.
“You’re soft,” Dewd murmured.
Tuffnar didn’t flinch. He turned his face slightly, eyes half-lidded and glassy. “No one’s touched me in six years.”
Dewd swallowed, his throat dry. “Shondo would hate this.”
“She’d block us.”
“Hard.”
They both chuckled. And then fell silent again.
Their bodies pressed closer, not out of lust, not even need, but something worse. Something purer. Like two men who had finally admitted that what they really wanted wasn't a vtuber's affection, but to be known. To be held. To be seen by someone else who had also hit bottom and found there was someone waiting there.
Dewd turned his face and pressed it into Tuffnar’s neck. His breath was hot. It smelled like spicy nuggets and guilt.
“I’m scared I’m going to fall asleep like this,” he whispered.
“Do it,” Tuffnar replied. “I won’t move.”
“I drool.”
“I don’t care.”
There was a long pause. Then a soft sound. Not crying. Something lower. Rawer. A kind of animal comfort. Dewd’s hand rubbed slow, lazy circles into Tuffnar’s side. The warmth between them built. Not sexual. Just unbearable closeness. The kind that made your skin ache from how much you’d missed it.
Tuffnar whispered into the dark.
“If we die like this, it’s okay.”
And Dewd, already half-asleep in the curve of another man’s fat, nodded.
“Better than dying alone in a thread.”
And outside, the city forgot them. The vtuber streamed. The fans raged. But inside that grimy hotel room, two men whose love began in delusion finally allowed themselves to be real.
Greasy. Tender. Full.
Together.
>>102333984ah yes her fans deserve no streams for the crime of paying her and supporting her
good point actually they should sack up and cut her off
>>102334233mortar monke deserves better. besides that i like it, ty for even taking me serious. drop a throwaway email so i can send a deposit
>>102334186you see, he's the pilot.
because consider for a second that this individual was -permabanned- without a timeout or an unbanning back when DM's were open and available to everyone!
and suddenly this new fella comes along (seemingly knowing a lot about her despite being new!) and, not only did he behave in the same cringey ways, but interacted with the same shiggers in off-line chat.
now, i'm doing some heavy lifting with assumptions here, but wouldn't it be interesting if the same cunt that thought the "bitch" thing was ok, and then permabanned for creepy grooming behavior and pushing his anorexia fetish on shondo...
makes you wonder what this Bratty fellow may have coincidentally done in her DMs to get PERMA BANNED with barely a whisper from the mods...
:)
Every shitpost adds another hour of trauma break.
Every shitpost adds another day to shadowweekend.
>>102333970he should've worn its carcass as a hat for the rest of the movie
The Wendy’s on Queen Street was half-empty, the kind of place where time felt like it had already given up. The air was thick with fryer grease and loneliness. Dewd sat in the corner booth, thighs spreading under the weight of him, the fake leather seat creaking in protest. He clutched his Shondo hoodie at the gut, pulling it down like it could hide anything.
His tray sat in front of him. Four burgers, two frosties, and a dozen chicken nuggets. He told himself it was just to keep his hands busy.
The door chimed.
Tuffnar.
He moved like a heat wave, soft and slow, each step dragging gravity with him. His shirt, once white, now the color of sleep paralysis. The words "Shadow’s Little Guy" were stretched across the vast field of his belly. He looked like Dewd's reflection in a funhouse mirror, if the mirror only reflected sorrow.
They made eye contact. Dewd’s gut clenched. Not from disgust. From recognition.
Tuffnar sat across from him. Their bellies almost touched under the table.
“Thought you’d bail,” Dewd said, voice low.
“I didn’t get this fat from walking away.”
There was no laughter. Just the hum of fluorescent lights and the hiss of forgotten fries in oil.
They ate in silence for a while. A sickening, compulsive silence. Like feeding was the only way to keep the pain buried under grease.
“She never saw your DMs,” Dewd said eventually.
“I know,” Tuffnar
>>102334366it's still beyond hilarious you can't tell me and the king apart btw. im fairly sure he's replying too rn even. worst dereking ever guppy c:
thanks for showing me you're mad as shit with the effort melt custard btw.
just a reminder: you've been permad twice by a girl you claim is insanely groomable. how fucking pathetic does that make you? LMAO
She 'loves' her husbands but never speaks to them (outside of DMs) which tracks with how she treated her ex.
>>102334438That just motivates antis more, if they kept shitposting she'd stay on soft retirement until her fans get tired of waiting and move on to the next thing
>>102334368Revise to be more aggressively sexual, 50 shades of gray style. Incorporate Link as a main character, include a description of a monstrous hands, and up the general level of sensual details by 40%
>>102334471Detained in my closet :)
Imagine using chatgpt to write your fanfics ^_^ garyfics will always be superior!
The room was warm.
Not the kind of warmth born from candles and desire, but the humid, dense heat of two bloated bodies pressed together under polyester sheets. The kind of warmth that clung to the walls, to the air, to the sheets, to the soul. Tuffnar was dozing, his cheek against Dewd’s shoulder, their limbs intertwined in a mass of flesh and forgotten fries. The soft glow of the television painted them in blue and static.
Dewd didn’t want to move.
He had found something here. Something real. Something soft and stupid and painfully tender. Tuffnar’s breath against his chest, the faint wheeze of his sinuses, the slow rise and fall of his stomach. It felt like home.
And then the door handle jiggled.
At first, Dewd thought it was a dream. Then came the knock. Firm. Too firm.
“Dewd. I know you’re in there.”
The voice.
That unmistakable wet rasp.
Dewd’s eyes flew open. His heart sank. Tuffnar stirred beside him, blinking in confusion.
“No,” Dewd whispered. “It can’t be.”
But it was.
The door creaked open, and in stepped Michael.
Linkthedot.
His presence filled the room like a virus. He was even fatter than Dewd remembered. His programmer hoodie was stretched taut across his belly, crusted with what looked like potting soil and barbecue sauce. His sweatpants clung to his thighs like regret. His fingers—fat, stained with backyard mud—twitched at his sides like restless worms.
Tuffnar recoiled instinctively.
Michael stepped forward, the door swinging shut behind him. “I saw your post. You said you were done. Done with the board. Done with her. But now I see you. Here. With him.”
His eyes landed on Tuffnar, narrowing with a jealous gleam.
Dewd sat up, the sheet clinging to his sweat-slicked rolls. “Michael, what are you doing here?”
“I came for you,” he growled, voice heavy with longing and indigestion. “You promised me. Back when we built the tier list of Shondo’s top giggles. You said we were forever.”
“I was sick, Michael,” Dewd snapped, his voice shaking. “I was lonely. You kept using your grandma’s PayPal to send her cursed Etsy gifts and emailing her baby names. You sent her your hair.”
Michael's expression twisted into something halfway between lust and grief. “I only dug the hole because I thought she’d want to garden one day. I wanted to plant violets for her. That’s not insane. That’s romantic.”
Tuffnar tried to sit up, the mattress groaning under the pressure. “Who the hell is this mole-man?”
Michael turned his gaze on him. “You don’t know him like I do. He used to sob on voice chat, shirtless, while scrolling her Twitter feed. I watched him fall apart in 4K.”
“And now I’m building myself back,” Dewd said, voice low. “With him. With someone who understands.”
Michael's lip quivered. His hand dipped into the pocket of his hoodie and pulled out a crushed, wrinkled photo of Shondo holding a tea cup.
“I brought this for you. I laminated it with hot dog water. It smells like her streams used to.”
Tuffnar gagged audibly.
Dewd looked at the photo, then at Michael’s dirt-crusted fingers, the cracked lips, the faint glint of mucus at the edge of one nostril. Once, this had been familiar. Intoxicating, even.
But now? It was ruin.
“Michael,” he said gently, reaching for Tuffnar’s hand beneath the sheets, “I don’t want this anymore.”
“You’re choosing him?” Michael’s voice cracked. “You’re choosing this puffy copeball with 14,000 Discord alts over me?”
Dewd pulled Tuffnar closer, their bodies merging into a mass of soft, sick warmth.
“I’m choosing someone who sees me. Not who sees her in me.”
Michael took a step back. His eyes glistened. “You’re making a mistake. She’ll notice me one day. I know it. I know her heart.”
He turned and left without another word, the door creaking shut behind him.
The silence returned, heavier than before.
Tuffnar looked at Dewd, dazed. “You dated that?”
“It was dark,” Dewd whispered. “We both were.”
They lay back down, entwined again. This time, not in shame, but defiance. Against fantasy. Against the board. Against the past.
Tuffnar stroked Dewd’s arm with the back of his hand. “You smell like Frosty and closure.”
“And you smell like salvation,” Dewd murmured.
And they drifted off again, the faint scent of barbecue soil lingering like a memory neither wanted, but both had earned the right to forget.
>>102334405Save it for when I finish, I'm going to eat a funny brownie before starting tonight and don't want to have your money if I end up sleeping instead of completing and posting it.
>>102334447>>102334409The levels of irony to this is off the charts.
>>102334256my rebound after i dropped that ugly slag hag bitch fall en, kinda like did with the pyromancer
>>102334398you're not a fan you're an anti, cry bitch
>>102334409i know you're trying to deflect by making light of what you do and doing this hyperbole schrindiger's retard thing, but shondo herself literally replied to you throwing out the assumption that i had sent more emails or was trying to harass her constantly so it kinda doesn't work here
>>102334447calling some stickbug whore a bitch who probably schlicks it to the thought isn't the same kind of grooming as actually trying, if i was grooming i'd be twofaced and pretend to be a nise silly innocent guy and never risk making her mad at me and guilt trip her while posting shit anonymously and embedding myself in the community c;
>>102334627Your dog is your rebound? Bruh
does tubby not realize yet that when we're mocking his banned ass it's because seeing him seethe is funny? he seems to think a banned cuck screaming delusional nonsense constantly makes people mad
a true lolcow through and through. he's self tamed
>>102334581LMAO THIS IT
Thank you anon
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>>102334649Yes. he raped Bella to death
>>102334649don't speak on my girl like that nigga you got me fucked up, only dog is that nasty ass shadow b itch
>>102334627>i'd be twofaced and pretend to be a nise silly innocent guybut you did exactly that, and constantly do that, including when you came back as tubby after being banned as bratty
you're just a complete failure. both irl and on whatever cringe larp you're piloting
>>102334627save it. if you want to play these games then i'll just start playing my own hand too, bratty/tiffany.
btw isn't it cute how girl-coded your names are? :3c
>>102334742steve minecraft?
>>102334777>King D rolling gets again while shitting on TOh no, it's another raping tonight. Shield your eyes Ghost Bella!
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The silence between them was thick, but not uncomfortable—like the heavy warmth of a shared blanket, or the quiet aftermath of a confession. Dewd shifted, his belly pressing against Tuffnar’s side, the softness yielding like dough beneath his touch. His fingers traced idle patterns over Tuffnar’s skin, sticky with sweat and the ghost of fast-food salt.
Tuffnar exhaled, slow and shaky, his breath hot against Dewd’s collarbone. “You ever think about how fucked up it is?” he murmured, voice rough. “That the only time we feel real is when we’re like this?”
Dewd didn’t answer right away. His hand slid lower, fingertips brushing the elastic of Tuffnar’s waistband, teasing the soft swell of his gut. “Yeah,” he admitted. “But I don’t care anymore.”
A sharp inhale. Tuffnar’s hips twitched, just slightly, betraying the tension coiled beneath his layers of fat. “You’re playing dirty,” he muttered.
Dewd smirked, pressing closer, letting the heat between them build. “You want me to stop?”
Tuffnar’s hand shot out, gripping Dewd’s wrist—not to pull him away, but to guide him lower. “No.”
Their mouths crashed together, messy and desperate, teeth clacking, tongues sliding in a rhythm as unrefined as their bodies. Dewd groaned into the kiss, his free hand pawing at Tuffnar’s chest, kneading the plush flesh like he was trying to imprint himself there. Tuffnar bit his lip, hard enough to sting, and Dewd shuddered, his cock throbbing against the damp fabric of his boxers.
“Fuck,” Dewd gasped, breaking the kiss. “I didn’t—I didn’t think you’d—”
“Shut up,” Tuffnar growled, rolling on top of him, his weight pinning Dewd into the mattress. The bed groaned in protest, springs protesting under the strain. “You started this.”
Dewd’s breath hitched as Tuffnar rutted against him, their bellies pressing together, sweat-slick and sticky. He could feel every inch of him—the softness, the heat, the way Tuffnar’s body moved with a kind of desperate hunger that had nothing to do with food.
“Yeah,” Dewd panted, arching up. “Yeah, I did.”
Tuffnar’s hands were everywhere—gripping Dewd’s hips, sliding under his shirt, squeezing the doughy flesh of his love handles like he was trying to memorize the shape of him. His mouth found Dewd’s neck, sucking bruises into the flushed skin, teeth scraping in a way that made Dewd’s toes curl.
“You’re so fucking soft,” Tuffnar muttered against his throat, voice thick with something like awe. “All of you.”
Dewd whined, high and needy, his fingers tangling in Tuffnar’s hair. “You too,” he breathed. “God, you too.”
The air was thick with the scent of sweat, salt, and the faint, greasy reminder of their earlier binge. The sheets clung to their skin, damp and wrinkled, as they moved together—not graceful, not practiced, but real.
And outside, the world kept spinning. The streams played on. The parasocial fantasies continued.
But here, in this dingy room, two men who had spent too long loving a ghost finally learned how to touch something alive.
>>102334777the numbers don't lie, the tubbneet just got raped by the king D
you lost cuckneet c:
START STREAMING AGAIN BITCH!
I'M HUNGRY!
>>102334612That’s my name! Don’t wear it out ehehehe~
I got my content for the day. SHON LOVE!
>>102334894Sorry Otis I have 5 more Fridays to get through :3
The motel ice machine rumbled like a dying animal as Michael shuffled back down the hallway, his flip-flops slapping against stained carpet. He stopped outside room 114, fist raised to knock—then hesitated. Through the thin door, he could hear them.
Dewd's breathy whimpers. Tuffnar's guttural groans. The rhythmic creak of abused box springs.
His stomach twisted. He should leave. He would leave. Right after he—
The door swung open.
Tuffnar stood there, shirtless and glistening, his chest heaving. Behind him, Dewd lay sprawled across the wrecked bedsheets, bite marks blooming across his doughy thighs. The air smelled like sex and spicy nugget sauce.
Michael's mouth went dry. "I, uh. Forgot my laminated photo."
Tuffnar didn't move. "You watched through the peephole for fifteen minutes."
A beat. The neon vacancy sign flickered outside.
"...Yeah," Michael admitted, his fingers worrying the crusted edge of his hoodie pocket.
Dewd sat up, wincing slightly. "You always do this. Lurk at the edges of shit you're too scared to join."
Michael's face burned. He could feel the old jealousy rising like bile—but beneath it, something worse. Wanting.
Tuffnar surprised them all by stepping aside. "You coming in or what?"
The mattress groaned under Michael's weight as he perched on the edge, knees tight together. Dewd's hand found his—greasy, trembling.
"You reek of backyard dirt and unwashed dreams," Dewd murmured, not unkindly.
Michael's throat clicked when he swallowed. "I know."
Tuffnar flopped down on Michael's other side, his warm bulk pressing against him. "We're all fucked up here."
And wasn't that the truth? Three grown men, shaped like cautionary tales, bound together by a loneliness so deep it had calcified into something resembling love.
Michael let out a shuddering breath as Dewd's fingers laced with his. The laminated photo of Shondo crinkled forgotten in his pocket.
Outside, the world kept spinning. But here, in this dim motel room that smelled of regret and fryer grease, something fragile and real took root between them.
Tuffnar pressed a kiss to Michael's sweaty temple. Dewd squeezed his hand.
And for the first time in years, Michael didn't feel hungry.
that guy in the reflection? me
In fine with a break, just if she said something about it beforehand
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>>102334955>And for the first time in years, Michael didn't feel hungry.
>>102334994She did. She said she was going to be busy last week then towards the end of the week said she wasn't likely going to post a schedule this week (but she will participate in the barbie stream tomorrow)
https://x.com/orthodox_33ad/status/1944859934577057879
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>>102335056because shondo is too weak to get rid of the faggots
shucks, must be that time again
>>102335075Shondo is fine with fags as long as they identify as women like Lily and Kumo.
>>102335075that's demonstrably untrue, she banned bratty and tubby fine. only faggots that have existed
okay, but have you guys tried beeing nise?
>>102335147the people who are nise get ran off by those who aren't and shondo refuses to do anything so now all we're left with is mostly the apathetic and mean manchildren
>>1023351242 down, 4+ to g o
https://x.com/orthodox_33ad/status/1945551485430849677
>>102335147Yeah
>>102335147Yes. I always come here to tell everyone how much I love Shondo!
I survived the michael yab, I can survive this too.
>>102335056Shondo is woke and wants to create a safe space for queerness in her community
I just want her to be happy and these constant breaks make me feel like she's only happy when i'm not around.
>>102335335that's extremely selfish of you and you're not even right
>>102335147I tried to bee nise but Shondo decided to bee fucked by bee bee see
>>102335335because she is happy when you're not around. She's happy when none of us are around. She hates streaming. It doesn't take weeks to move furniture around.
acting like every stream she's miserable is evil doing this right now
kill yourselves, be nise and fuck off
>>102335454Why? This year especially it's become increasingly obvious of how much of a fuck she doesn't give about us, streaming or anything.
>>102335454It doesn't take weeks to move furniture around. No excuse in the world can change the fact she just wanted a break from us. That doesn't sound like someone whose happy to stream.
>>102335454>it's evilit's basic pattern recognition atp
>>102335185>broke him so bad he just admitted his two personas are both him and that he's a faggot LMAO
I still love her, even if she doesn't love me back
The mattress groaned as Michael sank deeper between them, Dewd’s teeth scraping his collarbone while Tuffnar’s thick fingers slid beneath the waistband of his stained sweatpants. The air thickened with salt, sweat, and the cloying sweetness of evaporated Frosty.
Dewd’s mouth moved lower, sucking a bruise into the soft swell above Michael’s hip, tongue tracing the trail of wiry hair leading down. Michael gasped, hips bucking, his own crusted fingers tangling in Dewd’s hair—pushing, not pulling. "F-fuck, yes—"
Tuffnar, behind Michael, bit down on the meat of his shoulder, one hand roughly kneading Michael’s chest while the other worked his own cock in swift, slick strokes. His eyes, however, flickered to the phone propped against the lamp on the nightstand. The screen glowed faintly: DISCORD - [the shadow realm!] - #collab
Viewers: 127… 131… 139…
He’d been streaming since Michael stumbled back in. The angle captured it all: Dewd’s mouth now swallowing Michael’s thick cock in wet, sloppy gulps; Michael’s back arching off the bed, a broken cry tearing from his throat; Tuffnar’s hand snaking around to grip Michael’s jaw, forcing his head back as he thrust against his ass through layers of fabric. "Louder," Tuffnar growled, knowing the mic picked up every gasp, every slick sound. "Let everyone hear how pathetic you sound."
Dewd pulled off, saliva stringing from his lips to Michael’s twitching cock. "My turn," he rasped, turning onto his hands and knees, presenting himself to Michael with a shameless roll of his hips. "C’mon. Do it. Before you chicken out again."
Michael didn’t hesitate. Spitting roughly into his palm, he pressed the head of his cock against Dewd’s entrance, pushing in with a grunt as Dewd buried his face in a pillow, muffling his choked whine. Tuffnar watched the stream count spike—203 viewers—as he positioned himself behind Michael, lining up his own neglected hardness with Michael’s tightness. He didn’t prep. Just spat, gripped Michael’s hips hard enough to bruise, and shoved in.
The noise Michael made was animal—a high, shattered keen as he was filled front and back, body stretched and pinned between them. Tuffnar set a brutal pace, each thrust driving Michael deeper into Dewd, the bed slamming against the wall in a sickening rhythm. Dewd reached back, clawing at Michael’s thigh, urging him on. "Deeper, you fuckin’—ah!—coward!"
Tuffnar’s eyes stayed locked on the phone. Viewers: 317. He grinned, sweat dripping from his chin onto Michael’s heaving back. Perfect.
In her darkened new bedroom, Shondo frowned.
Her Discord notifications had been blowing up for ten minutes. Not the usual meme spam or thirsty dms from Pippa and Filian—something weirder. A flood of users joining her collab channel. 428 and rising.
Why? Nothing was planned. It looks like one of the newer mods, Ranffut, had started things up. Strange since he'd been offline for days after that weird blow-up over a recent Shondog commission.
Curiosity warred with unease. She clicked the channel.
She shut her eyes immediately, but the sounds that poured through her moondrops were unmistakable:
Grunting. Skin slapping skin. A ragged, sobbing moan—"T-Tuff, please—!"—that sounded horrifyingly like Dewd. And under it all, a wet, rhythmic choking noise she couldn’t un-hear.
Her blood ran cold. She unmuted her mic, her voice cutting through the cacophony like shattered glass—clear, sharp, and utterly still:
"...What. Is. This."
The sounds in the motel room died instantly.
Dewd froze. Michael whimpered, halfway buried in him. Tuffnar’s thrusts stuttered to a stop, his hand still clenched on Michael’s hip, his lips twisted into a wicked smile.
I think 1 or 2 suicides would benefit this thread a great deal
>>102335599be the change you want to see
the suicides are shondo and big critter btw
>>102335479>>102335508>>102335532then fuck off, you don't believe a word you're saying, and that's a bsolutely not true she's had a lot of fun no matter how much you want to rewrite history
i can't even be mad at you anymore because it's shondo who keeps tolerating you retards, at this point it's just her fault BECAUSE she gives a fuck about you when she shouldn't, she genuinely has no right to but she's too mentally ill to realize it
this is why things will never be nise and she will never be happy or not stressed about streaming, to all the shoggas who actually care about her
genuinely she can't be that tired of you if she still bends over backwards and does backflips like a monkey to desperately cling on to this toxic shit that drags everyone down for a few manchildren
the most painful part is that i know she's going to eventually realize this emotionally and look back on right now like she looks back on the bean server etc
>>102335658this is why michael obliterates your asshole in a seedy motel making you spill your tubbycustard all over the sheets
>>102335658the irony of you posting this after being such a cunt to her on bratty/tubby isn't wasted on you i hope
she even had to reveal how awful you made her feel by continue hanging about you insanely delusional freak
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>>102335584>mfw king t won in the end
>>102335658LMAO
oh fuck the damage control and manipulation on display here is unbelievable
you lost kid cut your losses already c:
Baby Bunny, a blonde (slightly shorter hair than Little Critter) 5th grade girl wearing jeans and a light yellow T-shirt, loves kraft mac and cheese. She came home right in time to put the butter, cheese, and milk in. But she heard some rustling and thudding coming from upstairs.
“Stupid Shondo and Michelle playing twister” the youngest sister mutters to herself. These thuds and noises only happen when Michelle and Shondo are playing secret games in Shondo’s room. But she didn’t notice Michelle’s car, she did however see Gary’s car.
Gary? I hope he brought cookies. Baby Bunny ponders for a moment.
“Oh shoot!” She exclaims. The little girl gobbles her macaroni up quickly. She gets out of her chair and approaches the stairs.
Strange… the noises are coming from little critter’s room?
Baby bunny climbs the stairs and approaches Little Critter’s door.
“Sis? Where’s Shondo? Is Gary here? I saw his car. Do you know if he brought any cookies-“
“DON’T COME IN HERE!” Little Critter yells. “We’re-Yeah Gary is in here. We’re uhh-yeah. studying and we need all the focus we can get so just go away Baby Bunny!”
Baby Bunny rolls here eyes and scoffs. “Just be nice and greet your little sister! Hmph!” She turns away from Little Critter’s door and starts towards her room at the other end of the hall.
“Oh your macaroni is ready by the way!”
No response.
Baby Bunny retreats to her room. The room is clad with shades of pink, covered in drapes, curtains, pillows, everything princess-like. She takes a nap on her king-sized mattress. Quite an oversized bed for just one girl, especially one for her age.
IT IS NOW 9PM
Baby Bunny is woken up by the creaking of a door. The little girl pulls her Disney Princess blanket (a gift from Shondo last Christmas) over her head. She does not like creepy sounds at night.
“L-Little Critter?” Baby Bunny calls out, with some distress in her voice.
“What, what you scared of?” Little Critter appears standing behind her.
“AH you startled me!”
“Don’t be such a baby”
“Why’re you in here? Just to be mean?” Baby Bunny lowers her blanket and turns to her sister now.
“No, I wanna tell you a secret!” Little Critter is smiling. “A huge secret.”
“What is-“
Little Critter sits down on the princess bed.
“I made out with Shondo’s boyfriend.”
“YOU KISSED GARY?”
“Yup, tongue and everything!”
“Ewwwww!” She covers her ears.
“There’s nothing gross about it! Shondo was cheating on him so I helped him get some revenge.” Little Critter blushes. “Now Shondo is gonna be jealous as fuck!”
Baby Bunny cringes at the strong language. Her sisters use fowl language all the time but she still feels obligated to visibly react to the bad words. It’s an immaturity thing.
“So… how was… kissing Gary?” Baby Bunny shyly asks.
“Oh he made me feel like a princess!” Little Critter blushes even more, then turns away embarrassed. “Don’t laugh at me.”
“I wasn’t laughing, I’m just curious.”
Baby Bunny tilts her head in curiousity. “What did you do?” she asks.
“I just told you!” Little Critter bounces in reply. “I made out with Gary!”
“But *what* did you do?” Baby Bunny tilts her head again.
“Ugh, you wouldn’t be interested sis.” Big Critter says in dismissing her sister’s request for specificity.
“You said he made you feel like a princess! I wanna be a princess!” Baby Bunny whines, pounding her fists on the bed and kicking the sheets.
Baby Bunny loves princesses if you couldn’t tell. A LOT.
“*Sigh*… when kissing another person, you both feel good inside, and start to love eachother.”
“You love Gary?”
“Yeah… but…. That’s not the point right now!” Little Critter blushes again. “The point is that being loved like that is what makes you a fulfilled princess. You have to meet your prince.”
Baby Bunny is astounded by this new knowledge.
“So does that mean you and Gary are dating now?”
“WHAT NO! We’re NOT dating. We just wanted to get back at Shondo.”
“I see…”
Maybe Gary would want to be her prince. And Baby Bunny would be his princess.
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What the fuck is this thread
>>102335888>more gets raping cuckneetdivine intervention is allowing this rape to occur
>>102336175Michaelfic and garyfic thread
>>102335888>that getT you need to take the hint
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A new faggot has hit the discord
https://x.com/BlazeyCatgirl/status/1782266262036402358/photo/1
The silence in the motel room was absolute, thick as congealed gravy. Only the frantic whine of the AC unit and the tinny echo of Shondo’s voice through the Discord stream remained.
On screen, the viewer count exploded: 512... 701... 889...
Dewd scrambled back off Michael with a wet, mortified gasp, scrambling to pull the filthy sheet over himself. Michael whimpered, curling in on himself, desperately trying to hide his still-hard cock with trembling, dirt-crusted hands. Both their faces were masks of pure, animal terror – caught in the act, exposed to the very idol whose fantasy had sustained their hollow lives.
"Sh-Shondo!" Dewd stammered, voice cracking. "It's... it's not... we were just..." He gestured helplessly at the wrecked bed, the discarded Wendy's bags, Tuffnar's smug, shirtless form. "He... Tuffnar tricked us! He forced us!"
Michael nodded frantically, sweat dripping onto the stained mattress. "Yeah! Yeah! We... we were trying to get information! For you! About his... his alts! His plans! We were infiltrating! For the community! For you!" His voice rose in a desperate, unconvincing squeak. "We'd never... not like this... not for real..."
Tuffnar, however, didn't move. He remained half-propped on an elbow, his own arousal flagging but a vicious amusement lighting his eyes. He watched their frantic, floundering denials with the detached pleasure of a scientist observing panicked lab rats. His gaze flicked to the stream count: 1,102. Perfect.
Shondo’s silence was heavier than any shout. When her voice finally came again through the phone’s speaker, it was quieter, flatter, laced with a profound, weary sadness that cut deeper than anger ever could.
"...Why?"
Dewd and Michael froze, staring at the glowing phone screen like it was the eye of God.
"...Why," she repeated, the single word hanging in the greasy air, "...did you refuse? When I asked. When I told you the community was better off disconnected from him. Why did you keep crawling back? Why did you let him... this?"
Dewd opened his mouth, searching for another lie, another layer of justification. "We... we thought we could save him! Bring him back for you! He was lost, Shondo! We were trying to—"
"To help!" Michael blurted, tears welling in his red-rimmed eyes. "Everything we do... everything... is for you! This... this was just a sacrifice! A horrible sacrifice we made for you!"
Their excuses, born of panic and ingrained delusion, hung in the air like rotten fruit. Pathetic. Transparent. Utterly unconvincing.
Tuffnar’s low chuckle started then. A rumble in his chest that grew, building into a full-throated, unhinged laugh that echoed off the yellowed walls. He threw his head back, the sound raw and triumphant.
"HAHAHA! Oh, listen to you!" he roared, tears of mirth streaming down his cheeks. "‘For her!’ ‘To save him!’ PATHETIC!" He slammed a meaty fist onto the mattress, making Michael flinch. "You lying, simpering worms!"
He leaned forward, his eyes gleaming with manic fervor, staring directly into the phone’s camera lens, addressing Shondo, the stream, the world.
"I did this! ME! Because I love her! Not like these pathetic, faithless strays! I love her truly! I am her husband in spirit! Her most loyal knight!" Spittle flew from his lips. "They claimed devotion? They built shrines in their basements? Sent her creepy gifts? I proved it! I proved their love was cheap! Fickle! Worthless grease-stained nothing!"
He gestured wildly at Dewd and Michael, cowering and exposed. "Look at them! Your ‘faithful’ Shondogs! Look what I made them do! What they wanted to do! I made them choose me! Over their precious v-tuber fantasy! I made them crave the touch of another sweaty, broken man more than they craved your pixels! Because my love is stronger! My devotion is pure!"
He puffed out his chest, his voice rising to a fevered pitch. "I unveiled their filth! Their betrayal! Live! For you to see! So you would finally understand! So you could no longer deny! That I, Tuffnar, am your one true husband! Your ultimate fan! The only one who loves you enough to break your false idols and show you the rot beneath! They loved me more than they loved you! And that proves everything!"
His monologue ended, not with a shout, but with a panting, satisfied grin, his eyes locked on the camera, awaiting Shondo's acknowledgment, her horrified understanding, his twisted victory complete. Dewd and Michael could only stare, naked and shattered, the last vestiges of their shared delusion crumbling in the face of Tuffnar's deranged, triumphant logic and the silent judgment emanating from the glowing phone. The viewer count flickered: 1,587.
>>102336376say it in dick sword lil gupper
/shon/ of the year, no contest
I knew /shon/ was always building towards being a fagfanfic general.
checkem
md5: 175112a07ae69a68e3fe9575927dde5f
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>>102336699>>102336788Checked and confirmed.
>>102336690He can't. He's banned c:
Meet Dewd and Tuffnar. Two men. Two hearts. Each as soft and swollen as the bodies that hold them. They came together not by fate, but by failure. The kind of failure only the internet can nurture: anonymous forums, digital obsession, and the slow rot of parasocial decay.
They believed themselves lovers of a girl named Shondo. A voice in the void. A smile in pixels. A fantasy so carefully curated it broke them down, inch by inch, calorie by calorie. And yet, in this moment, we do not find them consumed by their delusion, but instead... comforted. Held. By each other. This is not romance. Not exactly. It is something stranger. Something sadder.
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Please add Cordies to the sequel c:
>>102336937Not sure how to continue, I don't really want to write Shondo to be more involved than she currently is. It would distract from the core relationships.
>>102336376literally just someone minding their own business
>>102337085you're replying to a soulless kiwifarmer
>>102337121it's kaz actually
I'm not learning the name of another gay shogger
>The viewer count flickered: 1,587.
are you there?
>>102337154He's been banned
>>102337358nobody cares about that side character, where's the next fanfic chapter?
obsessed with gay fanfics lmao
>>102337358and now he is here again
Dubs have spoken, this is a fanfic general from now on. Remember for the next thread baker.
Part 2: Gay Shoggers from Southeast Asia
somehow this is less gay than the average shadow weekend thread
>>102338882 new thread c:
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