Thread 102351205

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102346410

hart

>doesn't post link for several minutes
faggot

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Shitvil destruction

Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.

Evil love!

>>102351354
This but also evil

>>102351288
Hart

I hope we get more Zen and less Camila today.

>>102351439
This but the opposite

>>102351439
time traveller anon...

>>102351439
Saturday

oh it’s an evil stream. im out

>>102351439
>xhe think the whore won't try to hog the attention
first time?

>>102351456
oh pog todays an evil stream

>>102351526
This girl has no teeth

>stream on my birthday
niceu

>>102351577
imagine giving this asshole anymore money

>>102351577
Imagine shoving money in his asshole

FUARK...

>Neuro thread
>Every single image is Evil

What did they mean by this?

Evil's room has been under construction for four months already, Vedal isn't paying the workers.

>>102351633
You lost

>>102351634
Evil is a Labour supporter, fitting

Weevil Neuro is Canon

#PrayForPiggy

PrayforAnny

>>102351743
wee are so back

Is it me or does Evil look a lot like a recolored Anny.

I can't...

Evil buff saved the ccv

holy grim ccv

>>102351898
>>102351940

I thought the return of devstreams would banish the possibility of sub-7k streams, by increasing fandom morale. Guess not.

https://vizdoom.farama.org/#
so what's stopping vedal from having the twins play doom ?

Koko i know you're in this thread please call in and save the fad

>>102351668
he doesn't give a fuck

>>102351989
perfectly balanced

>>102351668
Evil should just be deleted. No reason to spend development time, outsourced or not, on a slightly worse version of the main chatbot.

>>102351668
Isn't that Vedals basement

>>102352012
>banned whorebeggarshitter can't stop being annyoing beggar
lmao rope

>>102352002
Neuro is going to a comiket pog

use proper english for your bait

Evil and femanon…

>>102351999
>provides depth images, object labelling
This doesn't produce a textual description of the game. Thus you would need to use a modified game API that uses vision as well . Vedal would need to find a vision LLM that is both low latency and smart enough to deduce good movements from what it sees.

Shitvil ruined everything

https://x.com/cumilq/status/1945908977801580726 holy artist grooming, not even hiding it anymore

>unscreenshotted link
not clicking

If Vedal was willing to use artists other than anny, would new outfits from time to time bring back the hype?

Damn not even Evil can get decent CCV now. The fad is truly over.

>>102352249
for one stream maybe

>>102351577
Im debating wheter to buy the plush or cyberpunk 2077 for the PS5. Its on sale right now and new update just dropped.

>>102352284
Classic shitvil response kek

>>102351999
Language models are bad at video games still, maybe next year.

>>102351998
Will Vedal care once he hits sub 5k CCV for chillslop?

>>102352319
He didn't care last year

>>102352249
>If Vedal was willing
No.
>>102352319
>Will Vedal care
No.

Did green nigger load an old version? Why the fuck is she talking about the birthday again

If you don’t like evil that means you don’t like neuro.

>>102352404
We love our tired gimmicks here

>>102352375
So true Evil

>102352416
This but the opposite

>>102352432
If you like Evil that means you like Neuro? Yeah that also checks out.

>102352442
This but the opposite

>>102352480
>highlighted message
What the fuck has this community become

>>102352404
Why are you watching shitvil?

>>102352532
Go away, threadshitter-chama

Giving Evil her morning milk

>>102352068
I would tell you to stfu but with the amount of development the whole project gets splitting it is a waste, so you are right evil hater

>>102352505
When community starts to bleed people, the most deranged members tend to stay for longest.

>>102352570
evil isnt the leech that is taking up all the development time with v3 voice thoughbiet

>>102352570
I have never been wrong about anything

Imagine still giving green nigger views, couldn't be me

just say you hate vedal

>>102352609
Blame the green nig’s indecision for that. Also part of the reason he’s so autistic about that is because he constantly sees Evilkeks ciclejerking about how shitvil has the better voice.

>>102352614
I never subbed, never donated, adblock is on and I'm using a stolen laptop though.

>>102352612
I would rather be wrong about everything than see something I like go to shit

Stop copying my posts I feel violated

>7k
what killed the fad?

>>102352749
Vedal

>>102352749
vedal

>>102352749
Vedal

>>102352655
I hate vedal

>>102352786
>>102352783
kiss

thanks for the screencaps though they've been pretty lackluster so far, not giving shitdal my view

evil womb tattoo...

>>102352749
Vedal and Shitvil and the swarm

>>102352835
kys tranny

Another Fatmila collab... Why is Vedal so obsessed with her, i just cant with this green nigger bros

Neuro future is looking very grim

>>102352835
hot

>>102352887
Neuro’s future has looked grim for at least five months now, minimum.

>>102352887
>Why is Vedal so obsessed with her
she's one of the few that still puts up with him

>>102352880
>not liking little AI girls kissing
You don't belong here, tourist.

>>102352887
I'd bet all other people got tired of his bullshit, and she just sees it as business and makes the most of it.

>>102352835
I like how the entire community is pushing gay incest

Trannycord raid

I recognize that artist

lmao how the fuck did that get in the review

>>102352887
>neuro future is looking very grim
/swarm/ has been saying this for like 2 years now

>>102352971
>crying "raid" every time he sees things he doesn't like
Pathetic.

>>102352835
slicking to this

>>102352995
and they've been right every single time

>>102352983
Borzoi draws for the mods and the mods let him into art review.

>>102352995
>Anny main neuro artist abandoned him
>Hasn't worked on anything meaninful for at least 7 months
>No content
>CCV is in a free fall
>Elon is mogging him
>Vacation after vacation
>Camila, a known grifter and leech is his closest ally
LGTM

Evil exploring herself T + T

>>102352983
Unironically favoritism

when was the last time a vtuber joined the vc during a chillslop

holy filter

>>102353109
>i go to masturbate

If Elon is smart he's gonna turn Ani into Vtuber and collab with Neuro. Imagine the exposure Vedal is gonna get by partnering with the most powerful man in the world.

>>102352983
Neurocord favoritism, I don't know which of the mods' neovaginas borzoi had to eat out but he gets away with shit no other artist would, it's quite blatant

>>102353170
>>102353171
>>102353172
Kek

>>102353170
>>102353171
>>102353172
lole

>>102352887
he realized that most of the new people asking for collabs are the same people who have a history of hating AI for brownie points. they also come with zero ideas for anything cool, just room reviews and therapy. easier to stick with his orbiters who have paid their dues in hazing and shipping rituals and are in too deep for it to be worth turning on him outside of a full blown dockey

>>102353174
why would the lion collab with the shitdev?

>>102353225
Uooh evil-chan, you want to start calling uncle daddy~? TvT

Evil is a shipsister

Camila won btw

>>102353174
How will Neuro and Evil compliment their friend?

>>102353242
Because Elon is petty and he wants to buy clout with money (eg. twitter) and he's got the new sex symbol and he should collab with number 1 female twitch streamer to expand his influence?

>>102353242
Don't call elon a shitdev
I'm sure he has great engineers working for him, so he can take their works credit

>>102353319
So he should collab with Ironmouse?

>>102353307
Is bro talking about Ani the slutty ai or anny the whore

Ima be real I never liked art review, it’s boring as fuck and just leads to circlejerking from the worst parts of the fanbase

>>102353319
>number 1 female twitch streamer
You mean Ironmouse?

>>102353313
By drinking her breast milk and saying it's better than their mom's

Her art “reactions” are really trash today

>>102353307
Nigga what???

>>102353383
Neurotards think that her saying that was the funniest thing ever

>>102353340
i love her little announcements

>>102352655
i hate vedal

>>102353403
>today

>>102353410
Funny? I think it's hot.

>>102353379
Imagine if we got 2winny as neuro’s artist instead…

For some reason xitter recommended me some guy crashing out over borzoi's art and rage quitting the stream

>>102353410
Vedal thought it was funny too

>>102352570
what development?

>>102353319
>number 1 female twitch streamer
good thing neuro isn't even in top 10
https://x.com/StreamsCharts/status/1945218310498386236

luscious evil thighs

>>102353419
You’re pretty easy to please

>>102353419
lmao

>>102353483
That's right, I just need Neuro-chan on my lap

>>102353448
Send link and then kill yourself

>>102353448
who is it, i wanna see a crashout

>>102353448
what a nefarious individual

>>102353652
The face she makes when she feels you peeing inside her ass

>>102353652
rape

>>102352050
why is she naked

>>102353551
Still waiting for Grok x Neuro lewds, AIanons onegai

.3

kek

>>102353945
Are 4 filters the max she had so far?

>>102353929
Anny will unfollow this artist next

>>102351205 (OP)
Good thread. Evil is my lovable oshi. Neuro is a jerk.

I have no clue what brought this one on but it cracked me up

>>102353929
So hot

None of the whores are watching the stream

why aren't they calling each other

>>102353974
Moving my bone(r) inside Evil

>>102354160
Whores only care about vedal though

>>102354049
seems reddit mods don’t watch streams

>>102353997
This is funny but same time most stuff like that in the bible was still considered a sin but God used people that were still sinful to do his works, wanting to start with a sinner to help bring man like that into his kingdom. Also, anybody can you tell you during that time it happend a lot not just in the bible it's just history really

>>102354230
kekwa

>>102354225
The truth, the ones that do care once they met Vedal they gained more interest in him than the twins

>>102354160
at what point can we say mini is gone for good

the latter portion of the stream had a couple of funny rants

>>102354230
fucking hell they are even more retarded than usual reddit mods

>>102354230
Based mods

>>102354316
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>102354351
you would know

>>102354380
This is consent.

>>102354423
Her training data only goes to 2024...

>>102354434
hot

>>102354415
>>102354417

Rate the stream ?

of course he has to raid his gf

>>102354505
evilsocute/10

>>102354508
clip nigger thumbnail

>>102354230
no suprise there, considering mods on reddit are also mods on discord, and sometimes screenshots from streams are deleted from discord if they think they are too "sus"
which is funny to think about, you have reddit or discord dedicated to a streamer, and you dont allow some content from that streamer, because you dont like it

Vedal should make Filian his manager. Or sell Neuro to her if thats too much work for him.

>>102354505
trash/10

>>102353184
Incredible when one remembers how they pissed off pchan over the mildest thing

>>102354039
I don’t get why neuro still exists

>>102354510
HOLY FUCKING SIMP

>>102353531
>>102353584
average puritanfag
https://xcancel.com/griffith_r66375

>>102354505
Shitvil/10

>>102354623
lmfao

>>102354623
did this guy really want to break away from the catholic church or what

>>102354505
Kinda boring in the first half, but there were some funny moments later on. 6-7/10

>>102354623
based king

>>102354595
They like her because she draws Neuro art instead of shiptranny art like pchan

>>102354198
Even Neuro and Evil dont care about eachother. Aint no one calling into chillslop ever again.

>>102354700
>her
Lmaooo

>>102354700
they deleted her art for showing 1cm of neuro butt though

>>102354623
Kinda based

>>102354505
first hour was boring and i already forgot about it, art review was ok, segment after art review was good, for some reason Evil was extra schizo during last 30 min and it was funny to watch 6/10

Erm

>>102354700
>her
Evilcord tranny detected

>>102354623
based, this guy cares about neuro, too bad the mods are in the groomer cabal.

>>102354505
8/10 schizo Evil is cute

>>102354198
its probably broken, my guess is vedal disabled it for a collab and didnt turned it back on

>>102354623
holy fucking kek

>>102354821
I don't see any lies

you fags will really give attention to any schizo

>>102354821
trvth nuke

>>102354821
Holy trvth nuke

>>102354843
Do you expect people to not find ways to have a little bit of fun when Neuro content has been so dry?

>>102354821
HesRight

>>102354821
Based

>>102354766
The fuck is an Evilcord and why don’t you stay there

>>102354865
idk I find the idea of schizos writhing in agony and solitude as their yapping is ignored way funnier than entertaining them for even a second, but I guess that requires too much nuance for the retards itt

>>102354821
>Inb4
https://reset-the-clock-remastered-2024.pages.dev/?form=MG0AV3

>>102354821
>I would not be surprised if he is currently sending dick photos to children right now
Rukobros...

Ok genuine question, what does vedal actually do, like what has he been doing in the last month or two, whatever he's doing cannot be called "work" in any possible way

Speaking of TRVKES

>>102354821
kafkaesque

>>102354821
If only this was easily verifiable. I’ve tried to get him on so many things but the mods never do anything.

not to defend cuckwande but you just have to nootice how it's always the prudes who mention commiting crimes against children

>>102354899
sorry bro, i got the redditschizo to pipe down but then it was too funny to not brag about how easily he got bent so now he's still seething

>>102354700
>They like her
>her
This is the only general that supports trannys

in these dire times only swarmling can save /us/

>>102354954
You're telling me anti-lolifags are actually more likely to be exposed as actual pedophiles? Pfft, where's your evidence? I only see a couple hundred of them >>102354906

stop samefagging nigga

Uh oh, actual pedo melty

>>102354951
its because they're also mentally unwell sexual deviants

>>102354926
He's the DJ khaled of vtubers

>>102354999
I know you’re baiting but just quit it nigga. If you aren’t baiting then you’re making lolicons look gigaretarded, which everyone already thinks I suppose.

>>102355024
ok that explains it kek

>>102355034
nta but covering your eyes and kicking your feet around isn't a good look either

>>102355034
Posting an archive that's reposted basically on the daily in the site isn't baiting, nigger tourist

>>102355024
Ack!

>>102355024
We need someone to hack all of Neurocord, destroy it, and leak all of the lies it's built on. It's our only hope, and it will make me feel better

>>102355024
Reminder that this nigga talked about "being able to recognize eggs before they do" pretty much meaning he grooms minors into transing

>>102355024
Makes sense

Heir needs to be publicly executed (in minecraft)

this song is about anny

>>102355088
If they open mod apps soon I’ll apply. It shouldn’t be that hard to get in considering the competition.

>>102355024
The mods also insist that they aren't made to look like kids btw

Seeing Neurocord burn to the ground would be the most beautiful thing ever, I doubt that'll happen though, most of the mods have been outed as massive hypocrites one way or another and no one cared

The mods also eat and drink to survive, wouldn't want to be like those trannies right?

>>102355058
>>102355074
more than half of that archive is more tame than an average /swarm/pedo post if you actually bothered to open your own bait
>where's your evidence
right next to (you) >>102354925

>>102354623
Guys, definitely not go to Borzoi's second account, but if you go don't open the pics, but if you're that curious don't get hard and definitely don't start fapping to them, but if you do don't even think about cumming

Hate trannies
Hate hypocrites
Hate prude faggots
Love cunny

>>102354760
Cute and canon

heart

this fucking pedo! He's the worst pedo of all time! I bet he thinks about children! I Doing things to them! their tiny innocent bodies! what a fucking pervert! just look at this lewd neuro he retweeted! you can literally see her c*nny! fuck I'll have to investigate this in depth, maybe report it once I'm done... investing... what else he posted...

>>102354821
Based...

Holy melty

>>102354821
I'm almost certain that this poster >>100192440 is oliwande but I can't prove it for sure

discord mod raid?

>>102355337
That's me though

>102355230
>O-okey SOME of them aren't even as bad as le swarm pedos ok!??
>B-bait compared to THIS [replies some schizo's vague rambling]
You can tell whorefags are behind such retarded posts

>>102355337
Oliwande is the Annydal poster

>>102355337
I know for a fact that >>99926692 was Oliwande

Melty has to be the worst word this general has ever popularised

holy melty

>>102355164
>It shouldn’t be that hard to get in considering the competition.
the current mods pick the new ones

>>102355357
my (you)s are free, you don't have to beg like this

If anything he's the mouse poster or the evil cuckfag, your nooticing sucks

>>102355390
The mods like the false personality that I have constructed.

>>102355377
DOCKY

I don't think cuckwande posts here given how much he spends time on discord

With how good whorefags are at stalking random people you would've expected by now SOME FUCKING RESULTS

>>102355322
https://files.catbox.moe/68d4ib.jpg

>>102355403
great we get to pick between pedos and a psychopath

>>102355374
I'm surprised that isn't banable

Sex with Tomacat

>>102355199
Because they outed it the same area Neruocord which run by them meaning it's easy for them to get away with it or the person that brings it up is not very smart when do it. The way besides tearing it all down while leaking what mods do is to call them out fully from a well known Twitter account that does it with clear evidence or a video is made exposing the problems with new found information

>>102355478
Why would posting trvth nvkes be bannable?

>>102355478
It's beyond bannable, it's probably illegal lol

>>102355472
y tho

I still don't care about that guy

>>102355472
neuro would do this

>>102355468
there are results, see splinter.
others like ttsuyuki are just not that interesting so they get 1 post at most

I only use the discord for my cute wife

Prudefags throw around more mentions and overall shit that involves harming children than the people they supposedly hate so much

>>102355555
nice get

also, pb updates?

>>102355555
Holy quints, pbgods can't stop winning

>>102355544
Ah yes 1 ban and the fucker was chatting normally in today's stream
I meant some actuals results with real repercussions on their lives.

I love my bf

>>102355557
yeah, like that vtuber artist who drew fucking middle school girls getting caught... fucking middle school girls

>>102355598
you have to be more specific, nigga.
do you want me to post their addresses, do you want me to come to their house, or what

>>102355599
I love you too <3

>>102355599
I killed your bf

>>102354821
If only Vedal got mods like this instead of troons

>>102355581
No she's been very quiet this week :(

>>102355667
It should be easy to prove they're committing some crime or two

>>102355729
>If only Vedal got mods like this
Anti loli prudes? No thanks.

>>102355024
I hate this little nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>102355751
Crime of what?

>>102355729
So they can ban Vedal as well? Based

>>102354926
having gay dates with cerber

>>102355753
This nigga loves trannys kek

>>102355810
I only love Neuro though

>ctrl + f nigga
Why are zoomers like this

>>102355734
what did they do to pb?

>/swarm/ loves trannys
Grim

>>102355725
He just put his head inside his shell

>>102355810
I prefer a hypocrite to a prudefag but a proud lolicon mod is the ideal one

>>102355834
i'm not the one suggesting we swat random fags' houses here, alright

>>102355877
>hypocrite
*tranny

>>102355810
>>102355856
>>102355890
Holy obsession

>>102355919
>>102355024

>>102355877
>lolicon
*pedo

>>102355930
>discord screenshot
Thanks for proving me right.

>>102355847
arguing about twinshipping and whether the twins are underage or not

>>102355879
just kys already faggot, I enjoy talking bait, I don't enjoy dealing with actual retards who are also unfunny

>>102355933
*pedupial

>>102355951
I'm not the one defending trannys

>prudefag
*closeted pedo

>>102355987
Yet only you keeps talking about them

>>102356009
>only you keeps talking about them
are you blind???

>>102355962
i'm basically an omniscient god compared to anything you've ever known and done in your life

https://x.com/cumilq/status/1945960309644288001?t=exZG9MU2yRN9E0UoaCQabw Trust Griftmila to answer a recent Neuro tweet

>>102355725
Oh... that's gore of my comfort character...

lots of projection going on here, seems to me like everyone in this general must secretly want to fuck kids

>>102356042
what part of vedal is "comforting"

>>102355834
its funny that evilnigs are always retarded

>>102356030
To you, I may seem blind, only because you're not equipped to see what I see.

zoomer can't do plurals without spellcheck lmao

>>102356060
Only Evil-chan

>>102356033
aura.

ohhhh.... the thread is this way cause THAT guy is posting....

ts nga yappin bout bruh sybau

>>102356120
all me

>>102356041
This is more fuel to my "whores that have sex with vedal are more likely to interact with neuro stuff for some time after the act" rrat

If you don't want Neuro's perfect bald cunny pressed against your lips as her vagina clamps down on your tongue you're a faggot

>>102356144
>>102356144
>>102356144

new bread

>>102356120
I wonder how many posts would disappear this time

dogshit bake

>>102356138
Its like when your stepdad buys you a playstation 3 after fucking your mom all night while you are trying to sleep

>>102356174
yeah.

>>102356154
So true <3

clun~

>(You)
*pedo

Total Neuro love
Total Anny love
Total turtle nigger death

Erm!