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Goob morning buds.

Sex with a kanimouto.

>>102520556 (OP)
Come ride in the funny fish car~

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together. If Nimi can do it, so can you.

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

>Last thread died prematurely
Wow, catalog seethe is THAT bad today, huh?

>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

WIFE

>>102523969
>3 minute delay
i guess everyone went to the tower now, huh?

>>102520953
Gura would reject 99% of her viewerbase purely over looks, just like all women do

>>102520953
>fembuds
I have never met a woman vtuber fan. And if their watching female vtubers their probably a lesbian.

Mackerel
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Sabaguraette honhonhon

you just know she's a rightwing chud

For King and Kani!

Gura is Sabated

"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

I hope all the ritualposters get cancer.

>>102525654
Without them who's gonna bump the thread?

Why does she never put her blue ribbon on? She put it on only during the Static Dread stream.

she's following ironlung

>>102522861
I was about to say. like, DAMN

>>102526982
That plus Nimi marriage announcement gives me a bad feeling to be honest.

>>102526982
>>102527512
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, if Saba tweeted the same thing I'd be a danger to myself and others.

ban PANTS

I hope saba has a husband, this place would get cleaned out and hide in the tower.

It would be glorious.

>>102528052
Surely she knows better, she’d sooner just quietly retire.

>>102527512
>>102528052
nothing will happen, retards
just because your friend is getting married doesn't mean you will too

So what are the buds plans for today?

I know Saba won't ever do what Nimi did but I hope if she decides to pursue a relationship that she just retires. I expect her to be loyal to us as long as she's with us

>>102528263
>>102529700
Saba is pretty good on protecting her public image and is very secretive of her private life as it is so I can see that. The Ironmouse follow though still kind of worries me. I don't hate her but I do not fucking trust her and the people she associates with. I just hope the follow was only in solidarity for the Vshojo shit and nothing else.

>>102530759
i dont know about ironmouse at all. i never really paid much attention to westerntubers in general so im never sure if i should be worried or not about who she follows

>>102520556 (OP)
This whore has crabs!

WIFEEEEEE

>>102530759
Saba is doing the Azki way

Are shitposters really that desperate to rope Saba into the Nimi thing?

>>102528692
The fucked up thing is I might play deep rock after fish mentioned it so much. I think that game sucks dick big time but I just may

>>102530759
Women have 5 times the in-group preference compared to men so... unfortunately I think the shit will hit the face, the core will abandon her and a crowd of lefties who aren't paypigs will watch her slowly stagnate and leave when merch sales tank.

Anyone else struggling with staying in the hobby rn? Nimi breaking the kayfabe got me loosing all interest. I don't know that it's fair for my Oshi to catch a stray because of Nimi but they are very very close and the entire charm of VTubeing is lost on me at the moment.

>>102533221
Nimi isn't my oshi so I dont care.

>>102532625
dramafags always want that every vtuber gdct become twitch whore. Saba is very professional and she always ignore this dramafaggots because they want to kill her fanbase who always support her. Remember the ghost streamer who want to be like Saba? Even nyaners who have more problems with her boyfriend who destroy her reputation.
Nothing good happens on the run. Nimi could just don´t say anything like the rest of the holos who are married or have a relationship. Isn't worthy to destroy everything you created and your fanbase for that drama. If you husband and children are happy and respect your job then is all good. I wouldn't suprised if he convince her to type that on xitter.

>>102532869
Pains me to say it but considering her closeness to Nimi(vegan "bisexual"), Kiara(turbo leftest), and Kronii(man hating dyke), I would not be surprised. I don't watch Dooby that much but I remember when she was a fleshstreamer on twitch, she mentioned voting for Gary Johnson instead of Trump or Hillary, so she is or was at best libertarian. So there's that.
https://youtu.be/dAqXn_cVVVQ?feature=shared

huh?

>>102533764
sorry anon by my mackarel wife is inmune to does things. She is a pro evading drama

are WE afraid of a "lore drop" too?

>>102532869
>Women have 5 times the in-group preference compared to men
then why are so many of them in favor of letting in countless "outsiders"?

Saba announces marriage incoming in 5 months minimum

>>102534839
I think he means amongst their female group

>>102534952
yes, with me

>>102534684
My wife has SSS+ evading dramafagots. She won't hurt her fanbase for drama.

Cuckposters are gonna be blueballed forever.

>>102534952
Yeah, too me. The last true chumbud.

>>102535029
oh ok

nice cat

>>102535061
>>102535203
I wrote these

>Saba followed Pako and Ironmouse
>Still doesn't follow any of Mori's PL profiles
The airbnb thing might not be a conspiracy after all.

>>102535326
Thanks, my previous one had ears that floated 3 feet above her head. Still loved her but was hard to look at her

>>102535760
Crazy thought, Maybe they weren't friends and were just coworkers.

I LOVE SABA

>>102535326
Weird non-sequiter

>>102536293
oh that cat
that cat was something else

Oh hey, I saw Saba followed a couple more people including ironmouse. When did that happen? This morning?

>>102538193
It happened after IM potentially ended her corpo's life.

>>102520556 (OP)
Just got here after work. Why are there more shit stirring fags than usual?

Honestly, I don't care about her love life as long as she never brings it up on her Twitter or during streams. I wonder why Nimi decided to do that? Did she think someone was going to dox her so she got out ahead of it? She even said it would come out sooner or later.

>>102539111
Pretty much the same mindset I have. Do what ever you want off stream but just don't break the kayfabe. That is all I'm asking for

Dont forget to protect the Light.
The Light must NEVER go out.

>>102539111
Considering the rumor that the manager Kaho is referring to is possibly Omega( yes the very same manager from HoloEn), and that he has that kind of info on both HoloEn and Vshojo talents and was going leak it, it's possible she did that to beat him to the punch.

I don't have a problem with what Nimi did and if you do, you need to grow up. As long as the streams don't become a "so this is what my husband and I have been doing" chat session it doesn't matter. I assume Nimi must have known how it would be received though so hopefully she's prepared.

>>102533764
>Dooby voted for Gary Johnson
Does Dooby know what a Leppo is?

>>102539618
when gura left hololive, she dropped a nuke that reverberated throughout the whole vtubersphere.

there's been too much vtuber drama this year, i'm eating good.

Gurass

>>102528310
Women watching their friends getting married surely doesn't effect them at all. I feel sick.

>>102539692
Normie faggot get out

>>102538860
It's been a very dramatic few days in the vtuber world. All you really need to do is take a glance at the catalog or even youtube and I'm sure something about it will pop up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4dADTeZFTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4dADTeZFTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4dADTeZFTA

GURILLA GORILLA STREAM

>>102539692
If Nimi wants to go get married and start a family, she honestly should've just not come back. Or at the very least, should have started with that from the get-go since I STRONGLY doubt she met and is marrying someone she's known for less time than she's been streaming as Nimi. It'd be like if Saba came back and she announced her gender transition to a man or if Saba suddenly became a political streamer and somehow made an appearance on Timcast or as a guest on The Quartering or showed up on Styxhexenhammer's stream while bouncing on his lap while he's high on drugs again.

>>102541451
Huh, guess she's streaming today after all. Well, this will be interesting. Although knowing her, she won't say anything.

SABA SAVE ME AHHHHH

I wonder how many times she will say "dong" this time

Saba, can you please open up superchats.

>>102541504
idk Saba as a political streamer would be hilarious as fuck. Especially if she fell back into her old habits.

>says no stream and then streams
WHO IS THIS???

>>102541451
Didn't she say she wasn't gonna stream today?
Well whatever, it's a nice surprise

>>102541668
Fuck that.

>no art of Saba as a monkey, or even with DK
I am disappointed

>>102541451
>dong

>>102541668
If she didn't open them while nothing is going on, she's DEFINITELY not going to open them now.

>>102541734
Not gonna lie I had a bit of a giggle imagining Saba on the Joe Rogan experience talking about the state of America's lighthouses and the maritime trade. Saba strikes me as having an Infowars bumper sticker on her paypa bope.

uh oh

>>102538860
Fair enough, I've checked the catalog and it's green. Collateral dmg here i guess.

Sabanana

>>102542246
Meant for
>>102540909
Replied to myself by accident.

>>102541747
Yeah, pretty amazing that we're now in a time where she streams when she says she won't rather than the other way around. She really is flowing right now

>>102541451
that's an interesting surprise

Oh wow, I just noticed the thumbnail says Donkey Dong

>>102539953
SNIFFFFF

would you be okay with saba getting married eventually? considering the recent announcement of nimi's marriage

I'll be okay with it as long as I know someone's FINALLY gonna take care her of her properly and feed her proper meals
>lives the entire day not eating properly and just stuffing MnMs and choccy milk
>can't handle normal toothpaste
>faints if moves too much after waking up
>get's anxiety in public spaces

I'm amazed by the fact that she's still alive to this day

she's talking about nimi's fiance

>>102542633
kys cuck

>>102542633
No fuck that. I dont wanna hear about it.

>>102542753
I'm actually married too anon. I tend not to be too attached as it sometimes feels like I'm cucking my wife

>>102542633
Only if its (me)

>wake up
>Saba stream
All is right in the world again

>>102542857
Fuck off normie faggots

>>102542646
no she's talking about her fiance, me

>>102542633
She already married Ame last year, keep up. They had a slip up when Ame said that she watched Olympics opening with her family and Gura later said that she watched it with Ame

>>102542983
Sesbian Lex?!?!

>>102542633
It is extremely unlikely for the fishgirl to announce her marriage. She knows the game and she know it isn't appropriate. In Nimi's case I think she simply enjoy cucking people.

Why does she not want to chat with us anymore?

>>102542633
only if she's married to dooby

>>102543176
the emote spam kinda makes that difficult.

>>102541588
>>102520556 (OP)
>>102541451
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Sameko_Saba#Quotes

edit the fandom page with "I LOVE DONG".and link a video of her saying so.

>>102539618
Indie pewdiepie was right!!!! again!

WIFE SOON!

>>102533764
>Gary Johnson
thanks, china-fish.

>>102542633
Don't announce it Jesus Christian. Nimi enjoys cucking her fans. Imagine anger the stream is done. Your oshis getting dicked non stop. Honestly what do you call a vtuber that has a bf or is married? Their not your Oshi anymore.

>>102535203
thats a prawn

>>102544499
she married a whalelord.
for the money. in korea.

>>102542857
based NTR man

>>102479485

buy japanese switch 2 and learn nippons. yen keeps dropping in value.

>>102540909
>>102538860
>>102542246

sounds like lots of corpo butthurtings as usual.
>>102543452

What a horrible day. I can't watch Saba tonight. Ozzy dead, vtuber drama. Fuck this gay world.

>>102545409
It sucks but as a chumbud and kanaki-whatever I only give a shit about Saba and how it affects her.

>>102541504
Ive been thinking about it today and honestly (besides thinking that this is going to be annoying for saba) this is my take too
She shouldve just said anything about it on her debut, or, if she didnt want to do it on debut, on the first debut week
Anything less than that is a bit scummy imo simply because she knows that part of her fans wouldnt like it and this is not some random new relationship she has. Either say nothing the whole time or say it at the start anything less than that is trying to have a cake and eat it, and technically she can, but its still financially manipulative when she has no reason to do that to her fans after all this time

Going to Chevron you guys want something?

I'm a bit worried now. I don't want something like this to be announced from saba a couple of months from now. Luckily she's a bit younger, so she's not in a hurry anywhere. hopefully.

>>102546503
Everyone is gonna take a hit from Fauna doing this. Shes a retard.

>>102546499
Honey roasted peanuts

Wife soon!

I'm gonna do it

>>102522937

>>102542298
Would you OH BANANA the Sabanana?

>>102542633
I don't give a fuck what she does in her love life. Just don't announce it on Twitter or during a stream. Just keep quiet about it.

>>102546887
Yeab

>>102546555
>>102546503
Saba doing it would be a huge blow to vtubing. Luckily I've told Saba not to mention her marriage via email to me

>>102542633
I'd drop her in a second

>>102546788
I did it
https://files.catbox.moe/zgcqgn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/b1hriz.jpg

>>102547264
downvoted

telly

Saba's voice has been deeper lately

>>102547859
Side effect from semen absorption in the vaginal canal.

>>102547987
Kek

>>102541747
>>102541807
Guess she really likes the monkey game.

>>102547859
nope

>>102548051
Uh... yeah? You got bad ears?

>>102546555
Why would other vtubers take a hit from this? If anything nimi's gachikois and unicorns is gonna go somewhere else and it would potentially boost numbers elsewhäre

She's gonna paint them like a dicks

>>102548119
>This is like cheetos
Yeah, my dicks

my wife gives my banana a fresh coat of paint every night

Is she capturing in 720?

2 hours is nice

She doesn't have time in the evening shes very busy

>>102548346
with me

>>102548076
Uh....no? Are you a faggot?


The answer is Yes btw

>>102547077
I made this post

>>102546974
https://x.com/ManDudeSuper/status/1947714390884552723 I mean if this dude is still around, but yeah sounds just like her.

>>102548103
Or people just dropping vtubers

Why are people spamming about Nimi in her chat? We get just a short stream with Saba and they want to divert attention?

Stream stuttering for anyone else?

>>102548467
Yes, it's very annoying

>>102548459
Tards gonna tard.

bros, a second plane has hit the tower
https://x.com/samekosaba/status/1326355021093498880

>>102548459
Drama tards

>>102548494
It's members, not greys

>>102548459
faggot antis stirring shit. they should fuck off and focus on corpo drama anyway

>>102548532
Like 2k gifts got dropped the other day.

>>102548519
AIIEEEEEE SABA DURING STREAM YOU ANNOUNCE THIS!?

>>102548532
You can thank that gifter faggot for that

>>102548589
Why couldn't she just disable gift subs from the start...

>>102548532
Having a membership does not automatically grant immunity from retardation.

Also there are a shit ton of gifted members.

>>102548519
>8880
Not today, Towa

>>102548459
Nimi, anyone, and anything related to her is going to be insufferable for a very long time now
Have fun

I'd buy chocolate Saba coins

>>102548650
Fag play along

>>102548735
nyo

my parents bought me these around christmas time once lol

>>102548459
She opened Pandoras box, friends gotta suffer first.

She really needs to fix her sleep schedule

Christian schizo in her chat spamming.

>Gura: "How are you guys doing today?"
>Grey: "Twitter kept me up due to joy! NIMI's getting married!"
This brainrot is gonna be all week, isn't it?

SABA TUMMY EXPOSED TODAY!

>>102548949
If we're lucky, I imagine it'll go on for even longer than that

is the stream pausing briefly for anyone else? I had no issues yesterday

I'm not feeling it after everything that's happened in the last 24 hours. see ya next stream.

>>102548949
shes streaming to help nimi blunt the wave of retardation by making herself a scapegoat

>>102548941
Based

Redbull stonks in shambles

>>102548618
I was never a member to Gura, but scored a gift to Saba, so I'm grateful. Think I'm going to renew based on this first month.

>>102548997
Yeah, it's a YT problem. Their CDN is having issues again.

>black coffee

Caffeine doesn't really work on me, either does nothing or just makes me feel sick

Too much caffeine just fucks me up unless I have something to focus on

>>102549006
Alright have fun

I have been moving more to coffee from redbull as well
WE
ARE

She blushed before pivoting to clown. guraMM

Dammit I want this game

Dammit I want this fish

Dammit I want the bow back

Dammit I want her cunny

Dammit I want her penis

>>102549419
He's right there officer

Dammit I want he

This game is mindless as hell

there is a simple joy in a game where you win by punching everything

>>102549733
It's better than Vampire Survivors

>>102549742
https://youtu.be/4_KFe81bjnw?si=mVc3YRUoEk4myGc5

>>102548809
What a fag

>>102549826
I loved that game as a kid!

How does she always manage to read the one wrong chatter first almost every time she asks chat something?

>>102549733
Its a game for kids, modern kids can't read.
They don't put anything that requires a brain until right near the end / after the game since ADHD kids will be invited to get groomed on roblox before they get that far so they can scale the challenge to humans afterwards.

>>102549958
Most big streamers seem to have a knack for getting one-guyed.

>>102549826
Absolute SOUL. I fucking loved playing this game with friends.

>>102550034
>>102549941
I want a cabinet of it. Would be neat to have around.

Why are there members in chat asking her to talk about that whore? Fuck off already.

>>102550163
See >>102548634

At any rate, if she can ignore them, so can we.

bobr kurwa

>>102548772
are you jewish?
if so, do you have a cute jewish virgin sister that is willing to convert, i'll marry her if so.

Saba is going to collab with her. Deal with it.

>>102550163
A good chunk of them were gifted.

>never played the best mario game
jesus christ...

>>102550368
I won't watch simple as

>>102550360
>are you jewish?
no and as a matter of fact my family still uses the euphemism "jewed" for someone trying to screw them over on a deal

At least it looks like she is purposefully ignoring them

FUCKING LAGGY YOUTUBE

>>102550422
Mario 2?

>>102550422
Yeah, yesterday she said something about how she wasn't interested because she saw a clip of it taking place in New York and she thought that was boring or something like that. She makes decisions on things very randomly like that.

ok saba's pretty funny today

HagSaba...

>>102550531
Im old she's old
WE
ARE

>>102550422
Super Mario World?

>>102550456
based.
i use the term jewed all the time too.

i just figured, i wouldn't mind marrying a jewess, if i can raise the kids christian, they'd be a terrifying force to be reckoned with.
the power of the law and the grace of salvation, no masons, catholics or any other power would ever stand a chance

oh well, time to poach me a jewess elsewhere.
i wonder if saba is jewish....

>>102550581
>>102550531
how old is she, i though she was around 27-ish, since she was streaming drunk since before covid, and is american.

I don't like that DK is sticking his tongue out. It's freaking me out.

>I can do whatever I want, whenever I want
I wonder what she meant by that...

Why is it that YT always has problems only when she's streaming? I swear I've never seen it lag and stutter for anyone else I've watched.

>>102550715
Kek

She does sound loopy

>>102550715
She was talking about her model you fag

How many bananas does she have

People here shit on Twitch a lot, but I've never seen it stutter/lag anywhere near as much as Youtube does.

>>102550842
then you simply hav-18 mins of unskippable ads- been paying attention

>>102550765
she's going to announce she's getting married soon.
or
>i can do whatever i want
>i could stand in the middle of LA and stream me playing candy crush, and I wouldn't lose any subs, OK?

https://poal.me/wdva23

>>102550937
I would run by and steal her

>>102550759
mine was lagging, so I started playing it in vlc and no problems since. maybe it's the chat messages loading even when it's closed or some bs

>>102550368
>>102550441
Personally, I'm happy for Nimi, but I'm not a napling, so I'm trying to stay out of the whole debate. In any case it's a dick move for people to bring it up in Saba's stream when she hasn't done so. She'll probably have to deal with it eventually, but people should let her do it on her own terms.

>>102550990
It is a dick move to bring it up
But Nimi is also a shitter for what she did

Saba had to wake up early for her therapy this morning and she's not ok

>>102550954
gay choices, btw.
you could've made it funnier, but you decided to be a faggot.
either way, since i'll never meet her irl, i'd rather the girls that stream live good lives, i'm mostly here to have some sound in the background and the music.

>>102550983
Pretty sure it's issues with the CDN. When you use VLC, you're probably accessing it through a different server.

I love when she doesn't actually mention how early she had to get up, because she knows most of her viewers has to get up at that time every morning

>>102550982
you can't steal my wife.
sorry, that's illegal

>>102551061
Like I said, I'm not a napling, so it's not for me to say.

>>102551104
i woke up early today too, i had to help out my brother with some paperwork for an apartment.

wagies have it tough.

Saba is losing it I can hear it in her voice

not letting her get an outfit unless they decided when and where is fucking horrible

>>102551189
she's loosing her kanikas (marbles)?
oh nyo

>>102550907
>18 mins of unskippable ads
>he gets ads on twitch
lmao

>>102551287
>he gets ads on twitch
cucked! *plap plap plap plap plap*
KEKED!!!!

Saba hates /m/...

>>102551089
perhaps, but it does only happen on saba streams for me as well. the pc running my tv is woefully underpowered, and VLC is way more resource efficient than browser

My poor sleep deprived wife

She hasn't said fuckall about the Nimi thing and I hope she never does

>>102551504
Real

>>102551429
It happens to me occasionally with many streamers. Sometimes it's on their end, but most often it's YT. This is the first time I've had any issue with a Saba stream. And it's not too bad here: one brief stutter every couple of minutes.

>ambition

>>102551504
None of her business.tho not giving her a congrats is weird as shit.

>my times
>my terms
>with people i like
>satisfying
>sustainable long term
thank god shes free now

>>102551504
You dont want her to be supportive of her friends? I think its pretty sad to not say anything, personally.

Saba streams too much

she has confirmed she has no manager/support staff.

She's rambling. Wtf!

This one is not going to announce her marriage right?

>>102551785
I'm her husband.

>>102551734
Nimi isn't your friend

>>102551785
Wouldn't that be something?

TF2 MENTIONED

Clip this!!!

>>102551833
I would kill myself

>>102551755
that's not what she said
i really doubt she didn't hire someone to deal with the more complicated paperwork stuff
(like the patents and shit like that)

>>102551818
Reading comprehension, ESL-kun!

>>102551785
She doesn't like kids, so she's never going to find a husband who isn't interested in never fucking. She wants to be old lady that bakes and has cats.

She's already talking about not streaming lmao. Never change, Gura

>I rekt Saba in TF2 years ago prob
Lmao

>>102551848
This isn't her chatroom, retard

>>102551695
She probably did in private desu.

>>102551890
Anal??????

>>102551873

The LLC and patent filing were done by outside services that you can easily sign up for yourself. Having an attorney is not the same having staff that you need to do payroll for.

>>102551884
NIMI HAS NO FRIENDS

>>102551865
I believe you kani

>>102551873
That was a lawfirm that handles vtuber related stuff.

>>102551695
>>102551734
I'm sure she has congratulated her privately.

>>102551953
just like us.
fr fr

>>102551891
LOL.

>>102551890
A lot of people don't like kids until they have their own. And a lot of people with kids don't like other people's kids.

Saba?!??

I hope she goes deep into her favorite songs in the karaoke this week like she did with Paint the Town Red

>>102552021
Yeah but to shut people up and show that you care. Its a smart move not to talk about it on stream. But it's kinda heavy handed.

>has a boss
>streaming too hard, I need to take my time guys...
>is her own boss
>streaming too hard, I need to take my time guys...

You're so funny, Saba!

>random windows noise
>PC dies

>>102551953
well, I mean, that statement does make more sense in retrospect

>>102552149
More Elton John and Hall & Oates, please

>>102552213
Ahahahah

>>102552211
People shouldn't be bringing up other VTubers on her stream to begin with. It's rude.

>>102552211
>Yeah but to shut people up and show that you care.
Ah, so public virtue-signaling. Fuck that shit, and fuck people expecting it. It's a no-win game, anyway. She's damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't.

>>102552306
Tourist dont know this shit bro

that would be an interesting stream

>>102552354
These are members I'm talking about

damn nimi really nuked saba hard lol

congrats in private doesn't count and is the same as not saying congrats.

>>102552392
Yeah gifted retards

The Hobbit is collecting dust and cat piss in some corner now

Why does she live like some peasant woman

>>102552213
are you retarded? she wants to create stuff too not just be a mindless streamer, that DOES require time

PLAY A RHYTHM GAME ALREADY YOU DUMB FISH

>>102552463
You sound like a zoomer who's grown up thinking signaling virtue is default behavior.

>>102552419
Saba nuked herself. She's literally talking about how boring she is right now and how fat she is getting from eating cakes and candy.

>>102552306
This. It's in every non-dramatuber's rules.

>>102552354
That's giving them too much credit. Most of them know; they just don't care.

>>102552392
Green vs grey means nothing. She has literally hundreds (thousands?) of gifted members ATM. And as I said upthread, paying $5 a month does not magically grant you immunity from being a retard.

>>102520556 (OP)
The new design sucks because the shorts have caused a measurable decline in pantyshot fanworks

>>102552480
You wouldn't get it

she stumbles upon her words a bit too much
is she...

>>102552419
>>102552559
you remember that rant she went on during Fishtank about having kids being the only purpose of life?

>>102552619
Yes thats why I love her

>>102552619
tired from being kept up all night by me? yes

>>102552619
Sleep deprived? Yes? Are you watching the stream?

>>102552480
it's living history for her

>>102552619
Ei barb

Pretty sure M&Ms shouldn't burn your throat

>>102552619
Blain Damaged? Yeah...its pretty cute.

the SEApags are going in full force today huh

>>102552706
She prob doesn't chew them all the way

>>102528692
I'm playing wc3 customs and watching Saba.

>>102552732
No one is really biting in numbers.

NOOOO MY PERFECT ASS

>>102552559
How fat are we talking?

Why would she do that to me!?

>>102552619
he went hard and long last night so she didn't get enough sleep

baby rage lol

she is like a child.

KEK

2 hard fucks in a row

It's Kirby all over again

>>102552954
>2 hard fucks in a row
yeah, mine

>>102552954
with me

>>102552959
I can't wait for the Forgotten Land DLC stream

>>102552954
She's coming back.

The way she says fuck, goodness

So the new bird form will make the next 3~ levels trivial again?

>>102552619
...retarded? Pic related.

>>102553036
And that's exactly why she rarely says it; when she does, it hits in the groin area

>>102551785
She literally hates kids. With a passion

Saba almost said Holocure then stopped herself

>>102553098
She has a dangerous power.

>>102553071
>levels
Sublevels*

>>102553128
nothing would stop her from playing it tho

>>102553110
What does marriage have to do with kids?

>>102553098
I wish more people understood this. Profanity loses its punch when overused.

KILL ALL OCLLAB BEGGARS
FUCK OFF NIGGER

>>102553236
I feel the same way about nudity. Chakuero is SO much sexier than just letting it all out.

shes gonna hate this

>>102553233
What is the point of marriage if not for kids?

>>102553293
That person asked to bait more chatters to ask questions about Nimi again. I see through the facade.

>>102553233
Everything?

>Aren't ostriches supposed to have teeth?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>102553391
QUACK

>>102553233
Are you retarded?

>>102553361
This 100%

Stop doing that.

>>102553331
There's a lot of legal benefits to being married, among other things. If you have a boyfriend you are going to stay with forever then it makes sense to get married. Without marriage, if they die, you have no say in their shit, stuff like that. Tax breaks too.

Based Saba Hyde

>>102553233
can't have sex with her until you're married

>>102553530
This

>>102553233
>What does marriage have to do with kids?
Stability, security, commitment. I'm sorry you were born after the point marriage stopped meaning anything spiritually and became a socioeconomic institution.

>>102553659
>spiritually
holy kek

>>102553391
Feels like they decided to combine the ostrich from DKC 1 with the banana birds from DKC 3.

>>102553659
>Stability, security, commitment
That has nothing to do with children. Thanks for proving my point.

>>102553659
Truly we are lost. Money is the root of all evil.

>>102553710
Those have lots to do with children you absolute retard.

why monke lay egg

Imagine rubbing your cheeks against her chubby(?) cheeks

>>102552619
I hope so

>>102553776
Being called a retard by a a schizophrenic does not a retard make.
What a little joker you are.

>>102553719
>Truly we are lost.
Yeah I noticed that with the two people that replied before you. The godlessness of our culture is depressing. I mean, fuck, the second one just said claimed children don't need stability, security, or committed parents.

>>102553807
Um, yikes, bro. DK transitioned to ostrich, you bigot.

Copyright claiming faggots should hang

Saba, don't talk about your copyright trolls publicly! This will just encourage them.

>>102553659
>became a socioeconomic institution
Every woman that got married before 1974 only got married so they could have access to a bank account kek. Marriage was purely to have financial dominance over a woman. How spiritual those times were!

classic pajeetube

>>102553863
Offtopic christkeks for cleanup, jannies

>>102553860
You are a fucking idiot autist who can never admit when they are wrong.

>>102551890
>>102553110
holy grifted

>>102553989
Holy newfag

>>102553939
Woman detected

>>102553939
that's some nice victim complex addict propaganda you're regurgitating there. let me guess, you think every man beat his wife in the 70s too?
>>102554054
just ignore him he has a disability (being a zoomer)

>>102554013
I accept your confession!

>gets assmolested
>cries off topic
Lmao

>James and the Giant Peach
HOLY nostalgia

>>102554153
It's been so long since I've seen it I barely remember it.

>>102554113
Another W for me!

>with all his weird bug friends
SABA NO YOU CAN'T CALL THEM THAT

>>102554130
holy projection
consider pottery, it's more your speed

>>102553688
>Why yes I am a soulless degenerate and PROUD of it
ngmi
>>102553939
>Wow, you mean men used to bring protection and resources to support the woman he loved?
>How unspiritual, clearly modern "marriages" are more loving because Reddit told me so
The life of a shitlib is one of being perpetually cucked by reality, much to the embarrassment of everyone around them

>>102554197
I vividly remember the peach looking delicious, might have to rewatch it with Saba

>>102554203
>W
Go back

>>102554255

>>102554255
*dabs*

How many times must we tell you this you retarded fish?

>>102554367
That's a catch-22

go back to /pol/ you dumbfucks. let us enjoy our fish wife without your sub-ESL level reading comprehension

>>102554419
Just do the needful, the janny cleans up the trash

now THAT i would watch

Why are there angry foids in here again?

Saba...

my wife got a booboo

>>102554479
First stream post-Nimi announcement

Running out the clock...

Time to do Saba's dishes

Stealing the Saba blood to grow my own daughter wife

I literally cut my finger, like LITERALLY cut it in two, because I was washing dishes and I had a fucking muscle jerk my hand forward as I was picking up a glass and it just sent it forward into the water, broke the glass, jammed into my finger, and then skin met utensils as well on top of that. And I was baffled. I literally have never injured myself in such a retarded manner before. It didn't even HURT because the shame was overpowering me.

Saba is such an old lady that she can't even stay up past 7 PM

blurry fish mucus

how many retweets will we get while shes in bed not sleeping

WHY DOEA SABA LIVE YER FANS SO MUCH!

man that nightmare really made saba lose sleep

This fuicking dork

based saba caller outer

God, I love Saba. I feel completely retarded for being as sad as I was for Gura's graduation.

I love to see her genuinely having fun.

>>102554999
>I feel completely retarded for being as sad as I was for Gura's graduation.
You shouldn't. Uncertainty is hard to cope with.

Freakin love it when she stays to chat

>>102553939
>>102554419
Fatherless hands typed this

>>102555068
I've been watching her for 5 years and I had a pretty good idea where her heart was but it was still the uncertainty of whether or not she'd become an asshole outside of hololive. I'm over the moon to find out I was right about her all along and she's even more of a sweetheart as Saba.

she keeps going to sleep at EU times huh

>>102555238
I wonder what's on her mind

>>102555164
Why are you calling them based

>>102555432
>them
Is this the final boss of cope

>>102555238
What do you think she wants to say?

>>102555254
I wonder why.
Stream did end rather suddenly

>>102555238
>>102555440
I hope is good news like getting married too

>>102555068
It was the uncertainty that got me fr

>>102555555
It's kind of an open secret why.