Thread 102613201

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>102607183

My 2 view side chuuba broke up with her boyfriend and now she's a high 3 view, I hate this industry. I liked flirting with the desperate 2 view knowing she had a boyfriend. It's not fun anymore now that's she's both single and popular :/

>>102613309
You're looking at it wrong. You're a founding groomer, you're one of the next in line.

it's been 33 degrees today I'm cold

>>102613443
He's right

>>102613443
>>102613477
Stardew is peak autismo game.

>>102613309
who?

>>102613201 (OP)
>that woman Dizzy collab with on sunday, a character designed, trashed all 3 of her models
How does she do it?
How does she put up with the constant humiliations and find the energy to keep going?

>>102613443
If it were up to him phase connect would only play league of legends.

>>102613443
stardew can be surprisingly autistic if you wanna play it efficiently

>>102613309
If you're flirting with her outside of the stream chances are you're flirting with her bf, it isn't weird for girls to leave the social sites to the guy.

>>102613533
absolutely not
stardew is peak woman game
factorio is peak autismo game

>>102613574
Her art is mediocre, Dizzy knows that.

Old Pippa would have made a backhanded bitchy comment calling Nimi a slut.

>>102613606
But i'm not a woman.

DONT pmo me

>>102613662
No she wouldn't, nimi's pl account follow that account.

>>102613662
Old Pippa would say, "Guys im unironically a virgin"

>>102613574
She'll put up with anything if she believes it'll get her a rich(and preferably white) husband

>>102613833
Based.

>>102613848
Based if true.

>>102613606
They're both autismo stacking type games.
Just different types of cup stacking.

>>102613662
Mayhaps for a random vtuber. But for Fau- I mean Nimi Its Different(tm) she can do no wrong in Pippa's eyes.

>>102613833
Wait sisters, I though only incel chuds said this? Our response?

Feels good not being autistic

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>102613867
>based is true
lol, lmao

>>102614023
>Typo in a quote

>>102613201 (OP)
Rate phase connect on who would be best to worst parents

why half of thread deleted?

>>102613457
AHHHH Ember
I want to call your pillowy cheeks my home.

Pippa wears diapers

>>102613867
https://poal.me/yvgvny
https://poal.me/yvgvny

>>102613992
Chinchilla is an incel chud (honorary).

>>102613992
i need a name of this chuuba

>>102614095
Now show us again with your feet on them Lisa

>>102613383
No thanks, not interested in dating the type of people who become vtubers
>>102613603
That would be even hotter but unfortunately I'm pretty sure it's been her the whole time

Harines in the comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CJApJIuKQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaCSMszWZIQ

>>102614185
Freak

Bros, what does pussy feel like

>>102613443
holy trvke

>>102613606
I play both, both are autistic games.

>>102614240
salty coins

>>102614240
Bags of sand. Tastes like salty milk and coins.

>>102613443
eimi sisters how do we respond without sounding mad?

Sleepy boring

Sakana should chargeback what he donated to mint.

>>102614240
It feels really warm and humid, but also kinda comfy, like a warm wet pocket.

>>102614240
Like an open bag of sand

>>102614314
News at 11. Pippa's nepo.

>>102614343
Ill stick to Bito butthole

>>102614231
lets be real her audience is now like 90% Harines.

>>102613443
Stardew is fine with the right mods

>>102614240
Inside of your cheek

>>102614240
A liker could show you.

See >>102614391

>>102614240
Idk about pussy, I fucked someone's ass at offkai and it feel like expensive leather chair

>>102614231
I don't get it, what are they saying to out themselves

>>102614422
I prefer the mod that lets you marry the lolis

>>102614170
Cease trying to make her popular on leddit.

>>102614422
Can you see her lady parts with the mod?

>>102614422
>putting gooner slop mods on everything

>>102614422
Source on the mod? I only ever used this one because it made it easier for me to fuck Piere's daughter. Not because I like her but because I hate him.
>Piere's
I know.

anons should masturbate before posting.

>>102614664
I don't want to wait 20 minutes to post

>>102614664
While. They should do it while posting.

I had no idea Nimi was supposed to be a tapir until I saw a guy on here say something about how he wanted to "have his butthole stuffed by her giant tapir cock". Hell of a way to find out.

>>102614566
yes actually
https://files.catbox.moe/dmps4o.png
>>102614616
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29979

>>102614720
Weak, just shorten the time to 1 min max

>>102614791
I think I want to play Stardew Valley now.

saba is hiding like a little bitch

shondos stream if fire. Wish phase did shit like that instead of boyfriend reveals

Does Pippa do anything besides post coal these days?

>>102614240
Put your finger in your mouth and touch your cheek. Close enough

>>102614231
Cuckin cucka

>>102614391
Not every Bito is gay.

>>102614937
But most are

I need to kiss Lia and Erina at the same time.

Pippa should be honest with us

>>102614881
Its so funny to me that she never streams more than a few hours. I guess she has made so much money that she only needs to do just enough to pop up in peoples subbox

>>102614981
Is it gay if you're getting pegged by your gf?
I'm asking for a Bito friend.

>>102614884
>check the stream
>its just friendslop but they're making fun of nimi
you lied me anon phase has done this exact type of stream before barring the shitting on other vtubers part

>>102615081
they made like 3 4chins jokes already. a hitler joke, jews joke and etc. Phase doesn't have the balls to do it anymore. Oh and 3 nimi jokes

>>102614884
when is the last time phase went all out like this

>>102614881
>>102614999
I get the feeling the artist formerly known as Ceres Fauna just tweeted it out because she was so excited about getting a big ring and didn't think about the long term consequences.
The artist formerly known as Gawr Gura and the artist formerly known as Amelia Watson are probably pissed off at her.

>>102615188
they are not funny

>>102615081
and yet, phase would never, what does that make us?

>>102615318
why would you want phase girls to be mean to other vtubers?

>>102615313
funnier than any phase talent.

>>102615367
Why are you a simp?

>>102615205
>last time
never
they never have

>>102615426
panko did, but asides from that

>>102615414
please saar please phase please create the drama saar

>>102615375
lol.

>>102615375
How is that funny?

Why does /lig/ keep coming here to beg us to watch their indies?

>>102614791
>spoiler
Nice, time for another run

Trust Da Michi
Love Da Michi
Believe in Da Michi

>>102614937
Well yeah anon, 10% are female.

>>102615464
Now type that without crying you toe sucking simp

>>102615313
kek

>>102615473
Mari fell off harder than literally anybody else since joining Phase. She fucking sucks now.

>>102615473
sorry don't watch whores.

Nice to she the anti-indian brigading has been banned. /pcg/ is usable again.

liggers just be saying shit to be saying shit they dont even believe what they say

>>102615485
clio get better numbers than all of them so they are desperate

>>102615546
>doesn't play music during anymore
>doesn't sing
>only say hr approve things
You're right

aieeeeeeee

>>102615632
bots

>>102615498
Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I'm even here.

So with Vshojo Burning, Nyana and Kitanya confirmed?

Pippa should masturbate and take a nap

>>102615313
if a phase talent made this joke there'd be a million posts saying BASED
instead /pcg/ is offended because they know none of them have the balls to say anything remotely edgy

>>102615517
Speaking of toes, here's the infamous Brownfeet
Fauna's most autistic anti

>>102615666
proof next thread?

>>102615205
kek

>>102615773
who is Fdund

Is cucking worse than fake yuri baiting ?

>>102615313
''the quickest way to get out of a conversation is to look at the clock and say''
oh no shondos mommy just hung herself

>Lumi/Pippa - good for nimi, happy for her
>jelly turned out to be a lying hoe
>lumi.... well you know
>a lot of talents got pacified
meanwhile barbies - 5 nimi cuck jokes,hitler joke,2 jews jokes. Why do i even bother with boyfriend connect
Oh wait... 2 more nimi cuck jokes while i was typing this.

>>102615751
Nothing about that is edgy. It is truly remarkable how mass censorship and deplatforming made tw*ch drones so self-policing.

>>102615873
Yes

>>102615751
>offended
It's just not a funny delivery and was the fifth time she submitted something about nimi. Shondo seems like a bitter loser that her former friend is more successful than her and married

>Vshojo falls apart
>Nimi
>Lopi Fucking dies
Wild week

she's ready to start crying again

>>102614177
That's Phase pet Hanamori Natsumi or The Chinchilla

>>102615965
Hypocrites

>>102615873
Yuri baiting by itself it's shit.

[Shiina News] She poops so good now

>>102615965
Too soon.

>>102615938
shes always been bitter which is why i dont find the jokes funny, she seethes every time one of her ''friends'' goes corpo

>>102615927
Read what vshojo fans think about dissenting opinions in these comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pecqelRJWHk

>>102615873
Way worse, I actually enjoy yuri the new yuri anime is goated

>>102615938
Is it actually Shondo making cuck jokes? That's rich.
Reminds me of when Kiki was trashing her during divegrass for the same reason. Bit ironic.

>>102615965
KEK

>>102616060
She and Mari should do a stream where they just talk about doodoo

>>102615938
>Shondo
Didn't she have a boyfriend or smt?

>>102615938
Shono being salty bitch never stops being funny.

>>102615873
yuri baiting is used when you are in a relationship already. Why do you think lumi and jelly are married?

>>102616126
Kiki is cucking her fans too. But there are so few of them so she gets away with it.

>>102616157
Still does, she just swept it under the rug

>>102615965
>>102615652
>>102615313
As a neutral party this funny because the come off like bitter bitches who know they will never get a decent Husband.

Im gunna get mcdonalds :D

>>102615938
grudgeposting live is great actually

>>102616244
holy ESL post

>>102615773
>200 canuck bucks
>a cheap cologne
>dusty ancient keyboard and headset
What was he trying to prove here?

>>102616126
shondos bf yab is stupid desu. even Lumi's oblivion crisis is worse

>>102615313
KEK

>>102616244
Nene should get more beetles and do another handcam.

>>102616285
I'm not esl, its just that its nwarly midnight

>>102616219
Wow, what a hypocritical bitch then lmao.

>>102615773
Remind me of the time someone posted their murder masks here and forgot crop out their disgusting long toes nails

>>102616316
She should

>>102616060
Her diapers are so stinky

>shondo stuff get instantly sweeps
Hmmmmmmm

>>102614095
Classic shoegaze pedalboard. Her intro is probably in my top 5 chuba produced music.

Would anon accept marriage with their oshi if they had to share her with one random anon?

>>102616417
noticing...

>>102616462
No.

[Shiina News] She's cool with you balding

>>102614140
Don’t tease her about them.

>>102616499
Only losers are balding.

>>102616417
The general rule of thumb for jannies is
>delete anything that's actually real

>>102616462
If that's Hime do I also get to fuck the other bito?

>>102616499
what if my hair is longer than hers?

>>102616556
I remember there was a quote for something like that, but I don't remember it.

>>102616577
Don't fuck the bitos.

>>102616556
nah. I used to spam completely made up cuckposts about bat and they would nuke that too.

[Shiina News] She wants you to cross the DMZ

>>102616500
Imagine how her RV smells

>>102616640
>Don't fuck the bitos.
Sorry let me correct my question.
If that's Hime do I also get to rape the other bito?

>>102616652
Then it wasn't made up, you just stumbled into the truth ass backwards

>>102616577
Hey man, if you can convince the bito to fuck then they're all yours. Chances are probably pretty good

>>102616728
Yeah, now you get it.

>>102616695
Why you post Muyu?

Nameless Hime Costest

First person to solve it gets to rawdog dizzy

>>102616788
by that logic Fyren is not real cause his name never gets nuked. Does it mean that Lumi is actually single?

>>102615943
> Lopi Fucking dies
the what?

>>102616902
Why are you asking stupid questions?

>>102616957
lumi is single and a virgin

>>102615965
One of these bitches is phasing in soon? Grim

>>102616556
lolno they delete whatever gets reported and/or pisses them off

>>102616948
white hime

>>102616957
Because Fyren is the name of that elf girl that was flavor of the month last year.
Plus Lumi's fiance probably has a really mundane name like John or Larry

>>102616948
Needs more cat scratches.

Yuri made a Google doc about vshojo.
https://x.com/kibawooo/status/1909036660630888724

>>102617040
Yeah grim for HER, since phase will ruin them

>>102617040
that bitch is actually single without a bf. You are right. Phase fans do not like that.
>>102617016
>that was her brother's savefile

Shinna has to be the fakest fucking person I come across in vtubing and that's saying something.

Imperial admiralty oshi list
>Mittenmeir
Pippa since hes a moralfag like her
>Kirchiess
Clio because he likes hags
>Ruenthall
Lumi because he hates women
>Muller
Sleepy
>Mecklinger
Lia because hes zesty
>Bittenfeld
Hina because he is high test
>Kempf
Yuri, because they are simillar in status
>Oberstein
Also Lumi because hes a schemeing shitbag

>>102616949
I'm not falling for your baby entrapment scheme dizzy

>>102616949
I don't like sloppy seconds

>>102616549
Lewis Hamilton is not a loser

>>102616902
why not

>>102616949
Ew no, she must smell like fish and tears.

>>102617126
Jelly from the top rope 3...2...1... We have a new champion.
Shiina is not even close to jellatin in fakeness

>>102617182
What's happened in the last 4 years then?

>>102616948
>queen sized bed
nice of her to bring bf on her cruise

>>102616948
So that's the infamous Nameless you've all been seething about all month
No wonder, she's way way way hotter than this one

>>102617228
How is the autist of Jelly lying?

>yuri suffering from gallstones
>lets check in on the other ex phaser
oh.....

>>102616981
Shes been bed bound and has to use a shower chair for awhile now, Lisa ended stream in a panic just before this was posted
https://x.com/EnyaIgnis/status/1947851521103716440?

>>102617276
kek

>>102617275
did you fucking miss all of the jelly lore drop?

>>102616948
why is she cosplaying as hime in mexico on a cruise full of old people?

>>102617133
Wtf are you talking about

>>102616992
>>102617194
I thought she might be streaming and didn't want to be left out.

>>102617276
She's been streaming on twtitch

>>102617326
Yes actually.

>>102617276
Hope she has fun working at walmart or whatever

>>102617375
understandable

>>102617412
ohhh boy. I hope you are not a starknight...

The eepy

>>102616949
Im drunk af and havent done a sudoku in 8 years im not even sure if this is correct. Also i pass the chance to fuck Dizzy to the post below me

>>102617512
The boring

>>102617471
It can't be that bad, right?

>>102617333
collecting ojisan semen

>>102617412
you can start with this one
>>102607579
looks like its still alive

>>102617182
lol

>>102617182
>he turned in to me

>>102617519
You didnt have to actually solve it anon, it was just a joke

Welp I just got banned from Nimi's chat.

>>102617715
thank you for your service

>>102617715
The guy has personally banned you.

>>102617715
>anon got personally blacklisted by nimi's fiancé

>>102617715
what did you do?

>>102617715
What you post?

>>102617794
>>102617811
Let’s be real here, we all know it’s fucking stupid.

Lumi's starting to cry again.

>>102617270
Someone has good taste

For those of you who hate lemon, her tears are coming

I can feel it, winds in the distance. A jong arc is coming.

>>102617836
SIMP

>>102617560
how are you taking the news? need more loredrops?

>go to eye doctor
>get diagnosed with some anti-semitism or some such garbage
>get glasses
>all the shiina porn is suddenly uncensored
Whoa.

>>102616948
he's not gonna see this

Which phase connector is most likely to commit domestic abuse?

>>102616948
I would not stop until she's a panting wriggling mess in a puddle of tears piss and cum.

>>102618012
You just posted her

>>102617876
I dont hate her, i just dont care about Lumi at all. Never did. Nothing about the boyfriend shit, she just streams on Twitch and i dont like twitch. Thats all. I dont care about Lumi, so i dont want to see her cry.

>>102616948
Why is she posting slutty pictures?

>>102618091
same t b h

Is PC the DSP of vtuber companies?

>>102618083
I dunno, I feel like there's a real wild card in there who's really really good about hiding it.
Like that one guy at church who everyone loves and seems like a super cool guy but then 5 years in you all find out he's been beating the fuck out of his wife this entire time

Imagine Tenma unloading a 10 punch combination on your nutsack like it's a speedbag

>DS2 gank squad
I remember when people thought that shit was hard kek, in comparison to Leda's gank squad in ER this shit is literally child's play

>>102618231
Cahm awn dood

>>102618231
Shut up Vee

>>102618276
She would catch a backhand so hard she would fly through the window

>>102618323
>still haven't seen uncensored version of that hypnotised sleepy and runie image
why live

>>102618276
If you're like 6'6+ or so that would probably be feasible from a standing position

>>102618353
The carrier pigeon said that?

>>102618231
Which phaser will accidentally shlick on stream?

Sakana is poaching as we speak.

>>102618444
*rescuing

>>102618353
Actually I think that's a Menace post

>>102618444
yeah eggs

>>102618430
Pippa

>>102618430
>accidentally
Heh....

>>102618444
no one in vshojo would be caught dead joining phase

Post that one gumbun video.

>>102618473
Not from vshojo from brave.

>>102618500
Tenma will poach Henya and keep her in a separate basement

>>102618444
yeah, me

>>102618549
I read Henya as Hyena

>>102617945
Sure, keep them coming.

>>102618600
If only...

>>102618549
Drunk hag grooming Henya all alone woa

>>102618504
old news
post the nameless video

>>102618500
Yeah VShojo talent are well known for the excellent judgement and ability to parse wise business decisions

>>102618645
who the fuck is nameless?

[Shiina News] Your sausage is small

>>102618504
its not her nameless stop seething sorry cumbun wins you're busted

>>102618667
Anon...

>>102618500
lol lmao it's the only game in town

>>102618012
bad taste considering tenma had an abusive partner herself

>>102618625
well. Not gonna go dig all the posts. Hope you know how to use archives
>>101992294
>>101959379

Pippa's favorite pokemon can mega evolve now

We should replace lumi with Menace.

>>102618849
What do you mean bro they could always join Hololive and have literally 0 contact with their managers until they move to Japan and be forced into contracts that say "your cut is whatever the fuck I say it is, faggot, bend over"

what the heck

>>102618549
if anybody deserves stability and lack of drama it would be her

>>102619068
correlation between whaling and sociopathy?

>>102619027
Holo sounds like hell unless you're just steadfastly obsessed with being an idol. Otherwise they seem to treat you like some kind of salaryman faggotslave who has to walk on eggshells

[Shiina News] She has mascara running down her face

>>102618500
>pay rate will be higher than vshojo
>get a free cup of coffee(limit 1)
>get a mexican clipper who only needs to be paid in lumi feet pics
>all problems and projects will be handled personally(by dizzy)
>get a birthday supa(amount will depend)
>get to drive the bosses mercedes
>fully racially segregated at company meetings
Who wouldn't want to join?

>>102619068
LMAO the tape.

>>102619133
ahhh, the dizzy tactic

>>102619068
fuck... it should have been me

>>102619148
>mandatory company-assigned white boyfriend

>>102619190
She was thinking of FF7 BL

>>102619068
what the fuck thats like triple the amount of shit that came in the 2 boxes I got. I'm so glad I'm done buying merch this shit isn't worth it.

I think I spent the most money on Gura and Ina memberships. I just like what they do and want to support that. Gura is autistically good at singing, and Ina is a genius artist. I stopped sending money after they got big though (started watching in 2020), and I haven't really spent any more on chubas except to send troll sc.
I think it's kinda sad that the meta evolved to suckering whales with gfe and dick sucking ASMR, reminds me of fleshtubers in hot tubs honestly.
I have definitely been parasocial a few times. It's natural since they (on the surface) share my interests, which so few women I meet do. Most of that is on me for not going outside enough anyway.

But I never expected the extreme mental illness this hobby has attracted. Like I know there was that one guy that set fire to that twitch thot's car, but that was a hot tub flesh streamer. Which is to say, the illness is probably a result of the degradation of idol culture in favor of making easy money without self sacrifice.
Not to say that idol culture is perfect. But there are certain accepted norms which probably helped to curb the crazy.
Even penguinz has crazy Florida man threatening to shoot him.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>>102619248
It says 8 boxes

how many times has lumi cried today god damn

>>102619260
kek

>>102619260
In my rage I skipped over that I'm still never buying merch again fuck you fish. Probably just gave the big buyers the win.

shiina showing GAY SEX on stream

>>102619248
it ought to be quadruple since he got quadruple your boxes, you won over him

>>102619227
Fishman keeps them in the Phase warehouse

>>102619275
whatever the answer is the answer is it's not enough

>>102619336
no wonder dizzy is there all the time

oh no this shiina stream is going to cause another melt down

>>102619336
oh thats why Lumi and shiina like coming to phase warehouse

>I have to be careful
>carelessly flops pages without checking

>>102619258
remember crackanon?
remember crackanon 2?
remember crackanon 3?

>>102619396
How so?

>sees Zack alive
>breaks out the yaoi doujins

>>102619336
I can confirm I've been kept there since the start
I was promised a black gf but it has yet to come

[Shiina News] She has a Sephiroth cucking Zach doujin

>>102619068
>Buy 8 boxes
>Don’t even pull your oshi

>>102619448
>>102619498
what the fuck is wrong with her?

>>102618012
>Be cooking dinner
>Clio is in the next room
>She's drunk and watching Everton play
>They're down 0-3 at the half
>You hear a bottle shatter against the wall as she yells "GET YOUR ASS IN HERE"
What do?

>>102619512
Fujoshi

>>102619519
tell her that Liverpool is red to get it spicier

Shiina confirms gay sex with Lia and Eimi

>>102619618
HOT

>>102619512
>woman reads yaoi
Stop the presses.

uh phase bros your ''phase friend mint'' is getting exposed
>>102619346

>>102619618
Blue bear in shambles.

>>102619455
just fuck the coffee anon

>>102619748
vshojo had to die so we can get mint
trust the plan

>>102619748
Geistlane Mintwell

>>102618990
Why should we trade one whore who cucks you for another?

>>102619748
Insane how much the catalog hates Mint desu

>>102619618
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH ME(even if I don't like Eimi that much)

Mint? More like pint of my semen

>>102619748
She is just going to be lied to again so I can't be arsed to give a fuck anymore. Realistic business proposals aren't for people like her she's simply too stupid.

>>102619939
She would fit right in with Phase, then.

>>102619618
Room for one more haha *bites lip* I'm 6'5" btw

>>102619939
she's kind hearted and posted nude pics for us, what more could you want really

>>102617361
LoGH
>>102617133
>Bittenfeld Hina
She is unimaginably based in her taste so understandable

>>102620183
Depends, are you gay?

>>102616949
How was this posted before the tweet...
https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1948171692112748603

>>102620203
>and posted nude pics for us,
source?

>>102620183
When I said gay sex I meant she confirmed she's going to be reviewing gay sex with them

>>102620242
waiting room thumbnail

>>102620203
And she's accused of... "trying to find her friends other employment at the peak of Niji drama." How terrible.

>>102620258
I don't want to get v&

>>102620299
Keep your legs closed Jelly

>>102618941
Unfortunately this sort of stuff is cyclical, as a defense mechanism, and potentially a source of tenma's anger issues....
Hopefully I'm just completely over reaching with my estimations

>>102620189
numberfags found one of our schizos by accident

>>102620399
>Chilean flag
The third world getting internet access has been an unmitigated disaster for the human race

>>102620399
>>102620470
That's a kiwi from cali.

>>102620470
they do some things right so i won't hold it against him

Cum

[Shiina News] She has a Tifa cosplay and silicone bobs

I wonder what Erina is doing right now..

>>102620649
Me

>>102619118
>correlation between whaling and sociopathy?
Those who whale tend to be in very high income positions and also tend to be emotionally unfulfilled and empty, not quite sociopathy but significant autism and many other negative traits that result in someone that checks almost all the same boxes as sociopathy except the ones that makes someone incapable of participating in society

Why does Sakana enable that Mexican guy?

hime is a pretty girl and will give me tips on how to be pretty today.

Serious question, has burger propaganda became mainstream? i was watching a jelly vod earlier and she was making fun of Europe (Especially the french and british) and im watching a LYRA stream now and she was making fun of the british claiming we have "Bad energy" all the europe bashing seems recent and its usually from americanized foreigners, why did americans start doing this stuff towards us...?

Why did God create women like Hime?

>>102620682
>tips on how to be pretty today.
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
WEIGHTS
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
CARDIO
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
SLEEP
REPEAT
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
WEIGHTS
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
CARDIO
CHICKEN
BROWN RICE
BROCCOLI
SLEEP
REPEAT

>>102620678
what's wrong with enabling lia?

>>102620669
Socioparhy in those environments tends to make one more capable of participating in their local society. It's the ones who aren't sociopaths who eventually get edged out and isolated.

>>102620810
why broccoli
why not white rice

>>102620810
no water?

>>102620772
>Serious question, has burger propaganda became mainstream
Since like 1945 yeah.

>>102620810
YES SIR!!!

>>102620772
Those have all been memes since before your parents were born, bro

>>102620539
oh my god it's the Myrtle autist

>>102620847
It has more calories.

>>102620824
She keeps having menhera episodes.

>>102619748
I know what you are. Just search mint+leech in the archives. Its always a numbers schizo.

>>102591724

>>102620664
Nu uh

>>102620847
Minmaxxxing micronutrients and staying full for longer

>>102620772
>we
You get bashed because you aren't a nation anymore and the majority of your population is muslim but nobody is allowed to point that out so instead the low hanging fruits get attacked.

>>102620772
>noticing a lot of British bashing lately
buddy where have you been for the last 8 years

>>102616948
This is the chick you guys were simping over? Yikes

>>102620912
Ye uh

>>102620906
But that's the best part, I don't watch Lia to have a mentally stable woman on screen.

>>102620772
Shut your bell end before I throw all your tea in the river

>>102620772
there's been french jokes since the war but the the british banter is basically due to you guys stagnating for the past 30 years. half you idiots cant even afford to run air conditioning, why wouldn't we make fun of you

>>102620923
the extra micros in brown rice are an illusion

>>102620867
saying british people have bad teeth, get stabbed and have shit food is rather recent... Americans and the world used to idolize us now because of the US they make fun of us? aswell as the french, whenever you bring up france around ANY vtuber the first thing they do is make fun of france and make a "France bad" "censor Fr*nch" "Nuke france" joke... this is all recent and its only growing and its annoying... sometimes i hate everything being so american because i realize how much they really control... neither of the people i said i was watching were american either Lyras canadian and Jelly is from SEA

>>102617355
Giwtwm

>>102620810
This is a bad idea

>>102620884
billions must grow

>>102620974
The extra protein and fiber aren't illusions

>>102620810
will cute white boys want to fuck me if I follow this?

>>102620987
The French at least fight back against their occupation. Even the Irish do. Meanwhile you guys get mad when it's pointed out and argue it's bloody good stuff so everyone clowns on you.

>>102620987
>Americans and the world used to idolize us
LMAO

>>102621034
>micros

>>102620772
>why did americans start doing this stuff towards us...?
are you for fucking real? Americans didn't do this, Americans like playful banter with Europeans and basically treated the British with a degree of respect that they largely didn't deserve well into the early 2000s. reddit-tier anti-British and anti-French racism comes mostly from spiteful third world former colonies getting more internet access.

[Sleepy news] She is MALDING

>>102620987
I forgave the French after expedition 33 but now you've ruined it fagguet

>>102620772
Most Americans were and are rather polite and nice when it comes to talking about countries but with countries like the UK and France aswell as alot of Europe making fun of the US they stopped being so nice and Americans started pushing those stereotypes and what not out, and since the internet is widely american, vtubers are widely american or americanized and Zoomer and millenial woman are incredibly americanized (even in europe) they pick up the things actual Americans say and go with it (Hence Lyra and Jelly)

>>102620974
Not really, white rice is just inferior unless you're planning on bulking, and if you want that then there are way better ways to do so.

>>102621090
She should stop playing DS2.

>>102621076
Broccoli is for micros

I want to Americanize jelly's womb with my seed.

>>102621084
No alot of the time its americans alot of this stuff is pushed and propegated by americans in recent times, like i was saying they treated us with respect, a Brit in america in the early 2000's is welcomed and complimented a Brit in the 2020's gets xenophobic jokes. the bad teeth, bad food, bad weather stuff is literally recent

>>102620830
If you actually have any understanding of actual legitimate sociopaths they fucking SUCK at holding onto anything, get addicted to hardcore drugs the millisecond they get access to them and overall do no operate in any manner that can stay alive or out of prison for more than 5 years.
They tend to get rich quick and then because they have no sense of consequence or self control fuck themselves over.
People who hold high education type positions for effectively their entire natural life, and spend all their expendable income on furry porn, anime waifus, weird niche but expensive interest, ect. are ALL autists who have the benefits of borderline 0 empathy but are actually capable of planning ahead and are scared of consequences.

I ended up buying two bean plushies and a spinning acrylic stando. Thank you to the anons that answered my question earlier

>>102621145
why not something easier to digest with less antinutrients like oats or fermented beans

Need Bito hole really badly right about now you guys

>>102620772
This >>102621084
>reddit-tier anti-British and anti-French racism comes mostly from spiteful third world former colonies getting more internet access.
And also the public European reaction to the Afghanistan and Iraq wars did massive psychic damage to America even if the Europeans ended up going along with it anyway.

>>102620772
Well Jelly and Muyu would of wanted Europeans in the past but now they want white Americans so i suppose maybe you should git gud?

>>102621200
That's great but please don't shoot me Peo

>>102621209
Antinutrients are a meme unless you're literally eating it raw, same with bean antinutrient memes. Literally just cook your food before you eat it bro, what the fuck

>>102621169
Euros wanted Americans to actually learn about other cultures, when they did the euro cultures were found lacking.

IT
>>102621194
>>102621194
>>102621194

>>102621184
As a sociopath I'm glad I also got autism, it helped me balance some bad traits.

>>102621213
will you be gentle?

>>102621200
Is it a Rie bean? It better be a Rie bean.

[Shiina News] Cloud is tall (5'7)

>>102620772
you'd be surprised how positve people view America in reality, im sure you'd believe more americans would move to canada then vice versa but no Canadian immigration to the US has hit a 10 year high and 3x more canadians move to america then vice versa, look at Dizzy and lyra for examples they're pretty fond of America (Dizzy likes Right-wing America at least)

>>102621268
I like Euro cultures, the issue is that those Euro countries seem to hate their own cultures. How can I respect someone who doesn't respect themselves?

>>102621057
the French are egotistical assholes who think they arent has-beens, they had to Ban and limit American music and shows being played because there own people prefer America then france.

>>102621281
two jelly beans and a jelly stando

>>102621335
White hate themselves in general, it feels like 4chan is the only place where you see them not hating themselves.

>>102621280
I usually don't like to be, but I'll do other for you Babe

>>102621257
the issue is your diet is based around it to hit your calorie goals when there are cheaper and just as filling optimal choices, and also it's not a meme at all just look at different countries' teeth

at least pretend like you care about nutrition when making claims about minmaxing, you're just copying shit you saw on reddit when you could cut out a couple hundred calories a day to eat some fish or a couple apples instead

>>102621335
Most of our governments haven't been sovereign since the end of WW2. They just follow the "US directive" and get flooded with the refugees and opportunistic cunts from countries you guys bombed to shit on the behalf of your "greatest ally".

The English used to have cultural exports that people liked and now they don't.

>>102621213
Why do you sound like CLQ

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>102620772
everyone shits on France and Britain. Nothing new
>>102620344
impossible task

>>102621453
>Yeah bro just eat like 10 fucking apples per day bro
The "I never learned how to eat and am just blaming random shit for why I'm fat" diet

>>102621524
that's a big part of it as well. all the music, shows like top gear etc. there's none of that now

>>102621623
>if you disagree with me you're fat
but you didnt do any research yourself so its more like
>if i stop eating this way i'm scared i'll get fat, and i don't know what else to do i really need this
stop lashing out like a woman and making up random lies to try and get a leg up

>>102621734
I'm not impressed by all your clown research to get your clown degree, and I'm calling you fat because nobody develops a fixation on shit like antinutrients without having bad experiences with processed slop food in the past. The actual reason you don't want to eat tons of brown rice isn't even antinutriets, it's the arsenic, btw. Meme shit.

>>102621684
>shows like top gear
I was rewatching Top Gear today and it's crazy looking back at the things they did and were allowed to get away with. It is quite literally a show that could not be made today because of changes in the car market and in society.

>>102621937
in 1 post you went from calling me completely clueless to overeducated, make up your mind faggot

>>102621995
Spending a bunch of time looking up schizo cope shit doesn't mean you're overeducated. The antinutrients meme is such a dogwhistle. /ck/ and /fit/ will constantly say that red beans will kill you because of all the antinutrients... which are chemically denatured after you cook them for more than 10 minutes. It's cope shit dude unless you are physically a rabbit eating your beans and shit totally raw.

>>102622188
nobody's going to hold your hand through this argument short king, and nobody could because you're wrong and a deflecting faggot retard

you have gone through multiple steps of mental gymnastics trying to justify why learning about things other than your particular diet is wrong, which makes it pretty obvious you don't know anything except for a couple of rebuttals you memorized from your mean girl squad, which let me remind you you described as "pretty"

>>102622338
What the fuck mean girl squad are you talking about, fag? Make less shit up in your head and you won't have to rely on autistic meme diets to keep your blood pressure under control.

>>102622536
have fun with that pretty lil guy

>>102622570
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