>flips
>becomes a mob character in her own trial
Mutt Attorney Edition
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact>Who is Filian?White haired and bushed kemonomutt girl(?). Hyperactive HDMI zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filian
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost
>Notable ClipsFilian breaks containment
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPly
/flip/ on da telly!!!
https://streamable.com/vu7vml
Frog Ridah!
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/FurtiveDeadSoymilkHassaanChop-lRxGzX-R60FvHDt2
Filian was shocked on how messy this viewers room was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyyAuM4jSvQ
The BEST of Filian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8pCfUEhZso
>Featured StreamsThe VTuber Awards 2024 hosted by Filian and ShyLily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFlMoznC144
FIVE NIGHTS AT FILLYS [10/26/24]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOg0nCnJ6FQ
MEETING JAPANESE FILIAN [1/6/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qko2nxe6qms
OUTFIT REVEAL New Kimono outfit with the new tracking! HD Filian! [4/4/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qazfLW-AT2Y
OFF-COLLAB HORROR NIGHT WITH LAYNA [6/13/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Fp-LUbBTQ
>Fan music videosLove Taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefw
My Vtuber Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60
Super Shy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPy_G_w_C5A
>Rentrys/ArchivesVod Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide
Stream Archives
https://rentry.org/Filipino_Archive
Dance Archive
https://rentry.org/filiDanceArchive
Soundpost Archive
https://www.snekbot.com/filly/fillysoundposts
Thread baking instructions
https://rentry.org/flip_baking_pasta_v2
>Divegrasshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//flip/
>Fansly Archivehttps://gofile.io/d/K0HHow
https://catbox.moe/c/rin07w
>Usual scheduleMon, Wed, Fri, Sat
21:01 - 24:01 UTC
>Recent Stream COURT CASE OF FILIAN Ft. @ChaChaYourVMom
@CottontailVA @LucyPyre @MariMari_EN @MurderCrumpet @ReksonGames
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2522326793
>Friends>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//999/>>>/vt//swarm/>Previous Thread>>102682986
>>102724256she does have one of the best
>>102724366I want to impregnate filian so very badly
>>102724287 (OP)Didn't expect this to be the bake pic kek
>>102724470Same. Just, same.
>>102724505>anon butt need FilianTrue, wordcloud of wisdom
Never liked seeing filian destroying her props
This stream setup is pretty sick-nasty.
>>102724505>filian, oh wife
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna touch Filian's butt
>>102724710You can touch her butt in jail
>>102724646There are starving Africans who could've used that folding chair
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I don't think FIlian defending herself was the optimal strategy here, I think commiting murder in court might lead to a guilty verdict.
Filian fucking murked that chair right in front of the judge. What should her punishment be, /flip/?
>>102724747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>102724790The stockade, with her pants pulled down so we can form a line
Really good stream, making up for the past few weeks being pretty mediocre.
>>102724790Moving to Ontario
>>102724790correction intercourse with me
>>102724790Make her leak her debut date!
So according to the stream title Chacha is the last witness
>>102725043I wish I was that chair
>>102724790/flip/ rape correction needed
>>102725074She did say it might be a short stream
>>102725137Yeah, just stating what's going on. I think it's a good point to slowly wrap it up anyway
>>102725538>green textCoincidence?
I would wanna impregnate Filian. If she throws it off the cliff we just have to make another one.
>>10272485810 years in toronto
>>102725591you'll have to be quick anon, her eggs are nearly all gone
Grimmi was Filian's original mom.
>>102725868Grimmi and Chacha futafricked confirmed
>>102725698I'm waiting for Filian.
Which one of you is that?
What does Cottontail think m her viewers smell like?
Is it bad that I find this hilarious?
>>102726254No, it's good Filian content
>>102726254It's funny, so no.
The average chatter should quote the butt touch anon
He hasn't mentioned her butt yet in any capacity. Not an average chatter.
>>102726481>>102726518They should end his testimony with that, and then he gets banned by achievos.
Crumpet is so good in colabs
>he pulled out alt stream
Ok, this is more /here/ than I expected
I need more Nerdian. Need her so bad.
fuck you crumpet I've been laughing for the past 10 minutes
>>102726556Crumpet's SO good at playing these weirdo, meant to make you uncomfortable characters. I still remember Ron form the easter stream as well.
Cotton's fake laugh is starting to irritate me again.
What was she talking about in that math clip anyway? I'm a nerd so I genuinely wanna know now
>>102726941i think i have that vod downloaded
will check later today
>>102726941She was reacting to a veratasium video
this is why she will not be uncrowned
God, the jiggle physics on Cotton's ass
>>102726991I thought so too, but apparently I don't. Surprised, I thought I had more of those alt streams downloaded
>>102727032Oh which one? I might've watched it then
and just like that, she won
https://streamable.com/wz6u62
>>102727204I will smash Filian's prostate hard enough to get him pregnant.
>>102727218>streamableThought that anon is dead
I unfollowed filian years ago when she was still a part of roflgaytors streams and only refollowed this year. I wonder how many good streams I missed out on...
>>102727330He's so cool......Not Guilty!
>>102727324She just got convicted of being a bad streamer so, legally, you missed no good streams.
>>102727430Filian got destroyed by facts and logic....
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the justice system failed filian
>>102727494freaky ahh vtuber...
>>102727497Better than expected. I appreciate the witnesses having things prepared instead of needing to ad-lib.
>>102727324well for starters she's a streamer now
>>102727430True. I found her way to high energy and annoying back then. idk how I'm older now and somehow really enjoy the streams
>>102727523She murdered a witness in front of the judge...
>>1027274979.5/10, really a lot of fun
>>102727494I'm pretty sure she already did on a p.o. box stream
>>102727497chicken jockey/10
Really good stream, it would have been nice to have someone defend Filian but then we'd have less comments from her.
>>102727497Really good, didn't feel like it was hanging for too long but didn't feel short either. The art added a lot to it too.
>>1027274978.5/10
I'm jealous of other anons. While I enjoyed the stream; nice idea, well executed, W chair. It feel like others had way more fun with it than I did, which is a shame. Still, it was fun even though I wish I could have enjoyed it even more.
Does anyone have a link to the court sketch artist Honey's twitch or something? I thought she was nice. I think I'll watch her if Filian isn't streaming.
>>10272749710/10 charges ended up sticking
holy shit what's up with the new youtube ui?
what a fucking abominaton
>>102727669https://www.twitch.tv/honeythekawaiibunny
>>102727710Thanks, brother. I appreciate your quick response.
>>102727571She had started streaming at that point. That was the era she had a huge backlog of flips she had to do because it was cheap with channel points
>>102727330The way she strolled out of there really made you feel the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
>when you were watching a filly stream before heading out for food then you watch another streamer when you get back but you can't hear anything because you forgot to turn the volume from 3% back up to 100%, haha
>>102727686Looks the same to me desu
>>102727710>>102727747honey is cool, watching her is a good choice
>>102727865Didn't change for me, o7.
Check this out, it should work
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-redux/
>>102724505>oh, wife flips, cool.
>>102727954Because fuck them blind and with weak eyesight. Good and practical design is lame in 2025
anyone got a collection of all the honey sketches?
Sounds like Rekson put a lot of effort into this, from Crumpet. I don't like saying it, but he really did a good job.
>>102727954Augmented reality, and I'm not even joking
>>102727865Still the old UI for me. But they roll shit out like this in waves depending on browsers so I'm sure it will hit me eventually.
>>102728241thank you anon
>>102728196Rekson is pretty unfunny since his entire personality is roasting, but he is a solid host. With every show he hosts he is getting better at it as well. Crumpet is not someone I'd ever watch, but he is a geniuenly good collab partner on Filian's streams.
>>102728483As long as he's not acting like a tranny.
>>102728455Still the same for me too. Fellow firefox user?
>>102728483I agree but he works surprisingly well in his Honey collabs. Her being so sweet throws him off his game and has him at least change the way he roasts.
I still want more Kurilian though
>>102728592For now. Until they do something unforgivable which is just a matter of time.
>>102728597Jarvis. Install a cat ears and tail.
>>102728483Entirely agreed.
>>102728597This is impressive, but Filian makes my dick hard at the same time as she does flips, which is even more impressive.
>>102728667>a cat ears and tailYou were so close
>>102728868I got my words mixed up you slutty spaghetti raccoon.
>>102728723Can you buy your own filian straight off the chink assembly line for 5k though
>>102728597This robot moving better than me is pissing me off, I'm gonna redouble my efforts on training.
>>102729061Anyone else bothered by the absolute shit height scale behind filian?
>>102729061Do NOT drop the soap, Filian Not before I get there
>>102729061First thing I did was check the accuracy of the height.
Man this stream really was such a positive example of putting on a show. Normally I have mixed feelings about these because they relegate Filian to a more passive role, but this one was a good idea, well planned and well executed from all involved. One of the rare times Filian wasn't the only entertaining thing on screen to me. W stream.
>>102729870I thought it was great, but I thought that one thing was missing. I thought that it would have been a little bit better if Filian had a completely incompetent defense attorney. Off the top of my head I imagined Olivia Monroe being there just being bubbly and happy to be there.
>>102729977Mhh I feel like that *would* be funny, but at the same time maybe it'd have stopped some of Filian's hilarious attempts at defending (or further incriminating) herself kek
I hope we get more streams like this every now and then, with more and different guests. (Not that these weren't good, just that in roleplay like this the vibe can totally change depending on the person and I think that's worth exploring)
>Friday night
>everyone heads out to the club to pick up chicks after Filian strim
>thred ded
>>102731600What? Sorry I can't hear you over the club music.
>>102731600Hell yeah, I'm picking up chicks in this highly exclusive club called my bedroom. The atmosphere's so boring though, I think I'll fall asleep soon...
>>102732183My feet hurt. The music is too loud. I wish I was at home. Oh. Nevermind.
>>102731600I'm at a slumber party right now
>>102732939I'm gonna tell her that you're posting in another vtubers thread while at her sleepover.
>>102731600I'm not that much of a normie, I'm just going out to a bar with friends
>>102734910you say that like going out at all on a friday doesn't practically make you a gigachad around these parts
>>102735174I think most of us have friends that we can go out with... I hope.
Chance of a VShojo lore drop from the Filly tomorrow in pre-YLYL zatsu?
>>1027356460%. Filian has nothing to gain by saying "lol they tried to recruit me but being indie is 10x more profitable". This would only irritate other vtubers.
>>102735772>irritate other vtubersFrom what I can see every notable /lig/ger is sticking their nose in this situation.
>>102735867The irritation would come from Filian's effortless ability to turn down opportunities other vtubers are fighting for.
>>102736860She's pregnant guys. I'm gonna be a dad!!!
>>102736860Sorry you had to hear the news this way, fellas. But I'm gonna be a dad!
>>102736860Disdain for normies...
>>102735274I have friends from college but we all live in different cities now so we just play games online
Anyone else want to tackle and physically overpower Filian in a sexual way?
I'd pay $100,000 to fuck a bad bitch like filian
>>102740488I'd fuck her for free
>>102741304She should pay me for doing that
>>102741354I am going to have sex with Filian, it will be terrific, and Mexico will pay for that sex!
>>102741580silence, femcel. chads are talking
>>102741580Filian detected, opinion rejected
>>102745089she billy on my willy till I reksongasm
Is Filian more poggy or is she more woggy?
>>102745854more floggy imo
>>102745898so when is filian doing a flogging punishment stream
>>102746023she is a flog so she wont do that
unless her masobrain takes over and envisions the content
>>102745898nah, she's more noggy
Flogging Filian's bare back after stream is finished (she didn't meet the racism quota)
>>102735274You dont belong here normie
Hey /flip/!
We are playing divegrass again today in VTL9 friendlies!
Our match is at 18:20 UTC / 2:20pm ET / 11:20am PT against /lig/!
Let's score sum fackin goals!
>>102750181i will be asleep again
epic
>>102750731EU Snacker....
>>102751057yeah surely....
>>102751057>can't recognise aus anon
I already half expected the thread to have died again when EU was asleep after stream, but instead I woke up to a bucnh of smackers bullying Filian. Feels like home.
need fillyStream from jail
>>102753867here's a sneak peak
I just ate a huge portion of tomato sauce pasta; I won't call it any proper name as it's just me adding whatever I like to it. I feel happy
>>102753972>Filian just dumped 3 packs of fruit snacks into some Ragu
>>102754063still would eat happily
would eat filbert out happily bush and all
would eat filbert out happily ONLY if she doesn't shave her bush.
Would go down on Filian ONLY if she is Brazilian waxed.
you are delusional if you think she does not shave... she is an avid jogga, why would you let your bush grow into a mangrove from the sweat? make it make sense.
>>102756386I'm not a bush enjoyer, but the reason we still possess body hair in these areas is specifically because we sweat. When sweat drips off of us and lands on the ground, that sweat is cooling the ground. The point of sweat is to cool us down. Body hair, even a little bit, allows that sweat to remain on our skin and reduce our body temperature. The difference is slight, but the areas we have the most body hair are the areas we benefit the most from cooling down.
>>102756477So you're saying that FIlian *specifically* would have uses for that bush, considering how much she sweats? Interesting...
>>102756477not much of a cooling factor if it is wrapped up in underwear, it would just make it worse. if i had to guess she probably trims it short to avoid irritation, for the same reason as i mentioned above.
i dont bed with shaven whores
only verdant ladies are worthy of me
>>102757612*cums in her hair*
>>102756386Only a newfag would dare to think like this
>>102759437would partake in her baguette
I found cows in the distance while balling
>>102761220This nigga stalking me, what the hell
>>102761192>>102761220Are cows a rare sight for you, anon? I see some every time I travel anyhow further than my city
>>102761441No, not really. But I didn't make the other post...
>>102761441i am stalking him.
we doin cowposts now huh?
>>102761887Im thinking might as well while she's not live, eh?
>>102762110We know you just like looking at cows, filian
>>1027274977/10 Started off awful, particularly the first hour, but it got better over time.
/flip/ is up NOW against /lig/ on VTL9 Friendlies!
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
Chat, I have a confession to make. Sometimes I listen to french vtubers even though I can't understand any french
>>102762432I just took my pizza out of the oven, it's time to watch some footy
>>102762489I fall asleep to foreign language asmr every night. It prevents my mind getting too activated by something they might say.
>>102762957the drywall repairs failed after yesterday's game...
I want a compilation of Filian talking to ChatGPT. Paid clippers, get on it.
Holy fuck Gilian what was that
Gilian fuckin went for it damn
That was so smooth hoooooly
Our wife really out there on the field making us proud
>filian is based blocks our shot
BETRAYER!
odds on filian acknowledging the footy on telly?
This is a pretty rough game for /lig/.
GGs guys. We really were a no-show today
>>102763692You love to see it.
>>102763695better luck next time pa
>>102763695GG my /ligger/, it was us or you, no hard feelings.
>>102763664Didn't she recently play the song on stream? I think that counts. Wouldn't count on more than that.
>>102763808No worries. It's the way of the game
>>102763979yeah not unless someone sends something in
>>102763979I think a goal compilation would be the best way for filly to see it.
>>102764050Can you really send that in without containment breaking?
>>102764168absolutely not, but that's what burner accounts are for kek
>>102764379No I mean fair enough, but I don't think she'd pull up such a clear containment break, would she? Actually I'm kinda curious now, can somone try it?
>>102764534She (or one of her mods) grabbed the /hfz/ caw breakdown image from /hfz/ for wrestlechuuba. I think so long as there is music overtop and you carefully select what players are scoring against what team, you could get away with it without containment breaking.
We went 2 for 2 in the friendlies, didn't we? Or is there more?
>>102766263Yeah. 2 for 2. But just like last season we did good early on and then fumbled when it mattered.
>>102766350that's how it be, there can only be one winner. that game where we lost was probably one of the best games of the entire divegrass season though.
>YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE IF FILIAN LAUGHS, SHE EATS (EDIBLE) LUBE. CodeMiko said to do it, so here we are.. Good news is it's strawberry fla
>>102767199She should use it as a dip for her fruit snacks.
>>102767199I hope she does plenty of shit I can gamble on. I fucking love gambling.
>>102767355I NEED to gamble my way to becoming the richest snacker. For that matter, I assume you fricks are amongst the top 10, how many do you guys have?
>>102767530i've bet everything on the case hardened gamble and wasted all my fruit snacks on lowering my iq
>>102767675Ouch. I've actually put some 20k or some like that on the yes and it paid out big time. I refuse to spend them until I've reached and held the number one spot for a bit and get bored of it.
>>102767530I lost a lot on the case hardened just like someone else. I still have a bunch, but not enough to be in the top 100.
>>102767754i had over 5m points on a big fifa streamers channel once where you could trade them in for gift cards or PS5's and lost it all within days lmao
>>102767869>PS5'sWait wut? Like he'd just give you a ps5 for accumulated points? Aren't those like hundreds of dollars? That's crazy
>>102767921yeah but Castro is a multi-millionaire
at that point a PS5 was like 11m points and every time someone redeemed one it got more expensive
>>102767530220k. I pretty much ignore channel points so I hardly have any, almost all of them are from just watching, none from gamba and some from that bonus thingy
>>102768168That's still kinda crazy. I'm just over here collecting fruit snacks for the prestige and I'm already bigly addicted to gambling, I can't imagine how bad it'd be if I could actually spend them on real life shit kek
>>102768257now imagine watching someone play a game about gambling and some football on the side while gambling on what's in the pack he's about to open lmao
>>102728630This faggot watches the honey x rekson collabs kek
Where the FRICK is my wife?!?
Not his
>>102769040 wife is live
https://twitch.tv/filian
>>102769040can't speak for your wife, but my wife (Filian) is live on twitch now
>>102769112Huh that's a funny coincidence, I think our wifes might have the same name then anon. And what are the odds they are both also streamers?
>>102769178They are pretty high. You and I are the same person, I forgot our meds.
>>102769224Nevermind. I found them.
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Don't forget to load up your fillyBingo card for the stream snackers
https://www.snekbot.com/filly/fillybingo
Oh great. The absolute worse kind of music in the world.
>>102769271This kinda stuff proves that /flip/ is the best general on /vt/
Jesus, Kendrick is so fucking overrated
I still hate her taste in music
>>102769271Very cool stuff anon
>>102769370i'm going to panko that manko
>>102769271Oh wow she's really speedrunning it, isn't she?
>>102769409maybe we need some rarer ones too.......
>>102769507It's a fun game at least
Sexual predator mentioned
>>102769536Depends on who is in the collab. Chibi is probably putting her name in the hat.
>>102769586She'll need at least three idiots that have powerful dumbass energy like she does
Kekson taking Ls my beloved
Filian trying to get ahead of the google doc
>>102769696Better than a little lore drop.
>>102769696I would still love her if she got google dockey'ed.
>zen collab
The rrats of Filian being blacklisted by Vshojo were true
Has she openly confirmed the Vshoujo "meangirls club org" before now?
>>102769763It really does feel like it, but funny how it disproves the "everybody at vshojo hates her" rrat.
the fabled zen collab right after she left Vshojo
i'm nooticing
>>102769788she practically said the quiet part out loud teebeehaych
collab with not-Gura when
>>102770117She hinted at something before, so I would guess next month or september the latest.
>>102770220I wonder if Saba can match her energy though............................
Wasn't this one made by one of ours? I remember it being posted /here/ minutes after release. If so, I'm good for you.
>>102770541That would be cool, he seems pretty based.
thread seems quiet
everyone is at the club again
>collab with someone who you will barely be able to understand
What could go wrong?
>>102770739*During* stream? Never.
>mentions male on stream behaviour
She is a tomboy GFE confirmed
>>102770755It was decided the moment she saw he has 1.2mil yt subs
thought it was a bit too early to be feeling squiffy and I looked at the can and this stuff is 9 hecking percent
that's really not necessary is it
Maybe if these guys sent real hear me outs this segment would be interesting
>>102770945Enjoy, weak headed anon
>>102771067She's just like me fr fr.
>>102769841I watched an interview of this guy once, somewhat interesting. Iirc he's some mentally ill rich kid whose dad is important
If not for the fact it's too late already I'd sent her GW2 character
>>102769350Kendrick hate is so forced
>>102771176I assure you, no effort at all is needed to hate him or those like him.
>Just buy a cybertruck, and give it the cyberf...
Didn't expect that one, lmao
>>102771226GKMC and TPAB both have 4.4+ averages on RYM despite having tens of thousands of reviews, but yeah, sure, he's dogshit.
Filian taking about the mechanics of sex makes me wanna do the sex with her.
>>102771321Millions of flies can't be wrong.
Shit tastes great.
Get your appeal to population the fuck out of here.
>>102771334there is a 20 percent chance she will try to flip onto your dick, breaking it.
>>102771370nah man, there is having your own taste, and then is being hopelessly contrarian for the sake of being hopelessly contrarian. right now you are doing the latter
>>102771370It's funny, because the original guy the kdotfag responded to didn't even say they hated Kendrick, just that he was overrated. Anything less than a complete glaze is forced hatred to these "people."
>>102771455Not that anon, but in my country we call american rap "American Negro rap" and most people hate it
>>102771455Disliking something that's popular isn't being contrarian if the thing is actually shit.
>>102771455Remarks the retard that points to other people and insisting they're correct to justify his taste. Shut your fucking mouth about "having your own taste". What an embarrassing post.
>>102771526>>102771532>>102771537mindbroken. go listen to "money trees" right now and try to tell me with a straight face that it's not an amazing song
i only listen to good music
like lolicunny69 and hitlerrapist420
>Don't like thing that I like? Mindbroken!
What is this form of retardation?
>>102771455I detest rap music and will never understand why people like it.
>>102771609>you'll change your mind with more exposureThe fact that you believe this would work means it's something that would work on you. This would only be the case if your tastes weren't already established and you're easily influenced. You can't comprehend the idea that other people actually know what they like and dislike. Keep your shitty takes out of this thread.
>>102771655giving ten seething you's in a row while trying to argue that the most critically acclaimed rap musician of all time is actually trash does indeed resemble being mindbroken, yes. may as well start posting the beetles copypasta
>>102771687Calli is alright though
it's OK if it's weeb themed rap
She really has been getting bodied on GG lately
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.
Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.
Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.
The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.
>>102771655I'd argue it was bait, but considering Kendrick makes rap for people who listen to Taylor Swift, it might actually be genuine (and terminal)
>>102771762Jarvis, summarize this post into no more than three bullet points
i think she is past her geoguessr peak
she obviously isnt investing enough effort into getting new meta knowledge or experience for vibe huesses
>>102771762How would Scaruffi rate FIlian?
>>102771863I know I am but what are you?
She finally got Lithuania <3
>>102771762I quoted part of this copypasta to a band nerd who sat next to me in history class and he legitimately go so angry the teacher had to come over and calm him down
>>102771914IRL ragebaiting your buds is a lot of fun, but I knew guys that would take it too far and get punched. You gotta know when to stop.
>>102771798Unrelated, but I am yet to meet a person that listens to T.Swift, but somehow she is super popular. Where are these people?
>>102772018boomer detected
go listen to steely dan and don't worry about it
i think we all have to come to terms to the fact that there will never be a CB Part 2 stream
Mel clearly was behind Filian's blacklisting
it all makes sense now
>hole in the wall stream
>cancelling the off-collab right before it was supposed to happen
>>102772053I'm probably younger than you, i'm 21. Who is this nerd you've mentioned anyway
>>102772079It was probably her husband, Apek
how can someone be this bad at the game
ay caramba...
>>102772018All of my female coworkers were obsessed with her when I worked fast food, so they definitely exist, but I don't get it either
>>102772095steely dan is for elderly white people what kendrick is for young white people. it's what you pretend to like to appear sophisticated
>>102772158I don't listen to steely dan because 20,000 session musicians died during the creation of aja.
>>102772177>completely stopped talking to Mel>said in this stream that she was blacklisted
>>102772215Idc desu, this type of convo is better for offline hours
>>102772215Be accurate. She mentioned a mean girls club. We don't know who that is referring to. All we know is that they were Vshojo and probably not people that Filian raids or talks about.
>>102772242Agree with this.
actually not as easy as I thought it might be
she can recognise santa cruz...
my mutt has grown up...
>>102772261she said
i'm probably no longer in mean girls club by a certain organisation
>>102772355Might get diagonal top left to bottom right if you send a tts reminding her to do wordle befor ylyl
The way she pronounces croatia makes me belive she has no darn idea how to say it; she has done that far too many times
>>102772570Are they worth pronouncing correctly?
ermw
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>>102772355Mine is not looking much better either
the Geoguessr addiction............................
>>102772602Yes, they make banger food, have lovely coast and their history is interesting.
>>102772608You can mark exhaling frick after hurting herself, she did it after she hurt herself on something grabbing the helium earlier
>>102772687You had me at the food.
>>102772079I heard from a reliable source it will happen very soon as an off collab, with full mocap, and Mel will introduce Filian to all her specialist equipment
trust
>>102772838i believe this
>>102772838right after Half Life 3 and Winds of WInter
Dear FilianIsLost,
I am sending you this message to request that you change your compass mode in geoguessr from the new compass to the classic compass, as the new compass is doodoo horse hockey.
Kind regards,
Me
>>102772922This anon saved my family and me from a burning building last year. He's such a great guy, if you ask me he deserves to get this tiny little request, Filian.
>>102772961It's like the french canada of finland
Do nice places from the US ever drop in this game or is it like... This 90% of the time
>>102773235Sometimes, but not often. Burgerpunk aesthetic has taken over.
the addiction truly is real
Ofc the weeb has Japan maxxed