Uma Musume Takeover Edition
>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/
>Recent jong streamsQuaoid: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2525269617
Dofume: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2525126903
MimoriFuwa: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2525126650
>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
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- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhIgf16sic
- We participate to Lord of the Board,
>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... All of them! Gotta catch 'em all!
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>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//fig/>>>/vt//asp/>>>/vt//mayo/>>>/vm//doko/>>>/vg//mjg/Previous Thread:
>>102757024
Don't you dare let this one die or else you're getting nom'd >:3 (see provided illustration)
>>102879312It's standard mahjong etiquette
>>102879013 (OP)Its ok goldship plays mahjong
biting is cute and hot, I want to leave my bite marks on my significant other
>>102879063Me on the left, femanon on the right
>>102879063https://youtu.be/w5c804Z94Ws
Don't die. Also, I'm going live with jong I'm also going to try Girls' Frontline 2 later
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
Im not at home so im not watching anon stream
I'm out of town and not at work but also at work out of town where I don't get paid
No, I really want to go to bed after sleeping 2 hours and then driving 8
>evens jong
>odds go to bed
>0 get drunk
>>102891356nah, I'm just going to drink and go to bed
Evens order steak
Odds order crab legs
>>102892882This is your punishment for going to sleep yesterday before we could jong
>>102894775maybe i'll never wake up again then
I bought a new phone just to jong on the shitter
>>102895382Yippee! When are you making a koko anon?
hmmm...................nyo~
wait until this Runie 3d karaoke is over
>>102898830>i basically missed all of ityou should have posted this earlier
>>102899666watch the vod, it was good
>>102899666>satan trips:o
>>102901674I'm too busy having sex that's a lie...
mahjong vtubers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwT-k3WGaeI
no one plays mahjong, not even anons
>>102906831Don't think there is one, I'm playing Neon White
>>102906831Getting a home
I'll never get a home in this shit hole country.
Bedtime for me.
Your mission: Survive.
Australians/Euros please don't let the thread die
>>102909599I'm going to drink two cans of premix and pass out within two hours. You can't count on me.
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what the hell is a wareme
>>102911456Wareme doubles the points gained and lost by the player whose wall was broken. You can't see it in mjs but there is a wall of tiles in front of each player and you roll dice to determine whose wall is broken to build hands with.
>>102911755you roll dices at every draw?!
>>102911767Not at every draw. The dealer throws the dice and count beginning from themselves. Most common is 7 I think, across from you. Each wall is 17 tiles long (stacked two high) and since the number rolled was 7, you count from the right and put aside 7 tiles from that wall, and the dealer will take four tiles. Then in turn order every player takes four tiles until they have twelve, then they all take one tile more to give themselves their starting hand. Dealer takes one more and that's the first draw and discard of the hand.
>>102911801Would ichihime be a good mahjong vtubers?
>>102911869didnt you watch the anime?
>>102912209No I only watch Code Geass
>>102912402sorry to hear that
anons ex-snake wife is jonging horizontally and not as a snake https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa
>>102918927The fuck did you just call me?!
I called you a nerd. Try to keep up.
Didnt call me a nerd. Im shrimply too kewl
Elin Review | Taxation Not Optional™
maybe it's time to fuck off for a week to play it again
I still prefer elona, let me know when I can choose my own starting zone instead of having to build all the shit in the first one
Akarun
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>>102922767room here
Majsoul Friends Room 75004(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75004
3+5s blitz with tips enabled
room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwUBB8Fty5w
>>102923522start the room
>>102923522I got disconnected
had to restart my router. Why now? Of all the times, .. I'm terribly sorry, anons
imagine not getting any dora or ura when there's 3 kans in play lulz
>>102924744my thoughts exactly
Cats are disgusting creatures.
>>102923522Well mah'd! Thank you for the fun games
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>>102925131Nyooo cute are sweet cute baby kitties
Hey jong, I'm back to continue streaming my losing streak in Mahjong Soul: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
/jong/ I am freezing. If I don't make it give my rav4 to the famous Yuzu.
>>102926787Which famous yuzu?
it'll be such a pain to get the smell of your corpse out of the car tho
>>102928849Not if you fill it with the scent of sex.
bitches love fucking in cars that smell like death
>>102928849I'm going to get it detailed before Sunday so I can help a girl do her laundry without imposing my stench upon her
Anon is going to have SEX in the parking lot of a laundromat.
the metre-high club innit
speaking of stinky https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
my wife (doesnt know it yet) is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3B5jAFsy8w
>>102930536I hate this bitch like you wouldn't believe.
>>102930536I sex this bitch like you wouldnt believe
>>102932024She would die.
Khubie is a porcelain puppet animated by a Victorian era puppet maker's dying wish. A single thrust would shatter her old, fragile body.
>>102932959wtf i love khubie now
i have spent $650 on vet bills this week
Mahjong vtubers
>>102933963i also gave them a fish for braving the scary vet
>>102933670Post pussy cat
>>102935101Yes they are very cute. Thank you friend.
I have the same cat post thing, and the top part fell off last week when my cat tried climbing it.
It had been fucked for a while, so not something to be concerned about but it was funny to watch.
I named this one Lulu/Lelouch because of the thing in his left eye, it's been there since we picked him up as a crying kitten out of an alley behind our house.
>forgot to spoiler the image
>>102936098Bro, I don't know how to tell you this, but your cat might be Hitler.
>>102938521busy watching something
>>102939417don't queue again
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nigger
>>102939784what were the odds
found another Japanese lunch bar, good terriyaki rolls, 9/10, would jong here
Khubie is a bitch addicted to dumb bitch juice.
wish i was fuckin mahjong rn
evens ranked
odds gauntlet practice
gauntlet like the old arcade game?
>>102943155How do you get c+
>>102943328A couple bad winds would get you b- at worst
>>102943952If you played east 1 correctly it would have been b-
>>102942676I made this post.
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>>102944102MAKA is a deal in slut anyway
>>102945387Mahjong is for manly men.
>>102945822And Khubie...just kidding, she hates mahjong and jong and me
>>102945852This is true otherwise she would stream mahjong. Since she hasn't I can only assume the worst.
>>102945387Hi it's me I'm the proof
if mahjong was for homos ritz wouldnt make ako sex
ako is for gay sex erp emotes
>>102945387>[Deleted] X a lotWhat did he do?
my favorite jonger is fucking dead...
>>102948205Did he go to get something at the store?
>>102948205I'm sorry. Breakups are among the worst pain a human can experience I think
Majsoul Friends Room 17700(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17700
jong is dead and can't fill a room enabled
>>1029487723/4
brb finding where the soju went
>>102948772im sorry anon, I guess I'll play tft
>chinese slop
name and shame him
you would have known if you joined the room
>>102948772I'll stay for the pretty number's sake (and also because anon is pretty cool & cute :3)
>>102949190>name and shameIt was Anonymous
>>102949158fishman is a jonger?!
i think fishman should make pippa jong
yuzu-888
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>>102948772wj
gotta go for now
>>102948772WJ! Thanks for the friendly y'all <3
That furry comeback was so cool!!
Sorry guys I was at a work party and not jonging. I promise I will jong tomorrow.
>>102949867you can just say that you hate us
>>102949881I love you /jong/.
>>102950874South Americans need not apply
>>102951610What about southern Americans?
>>102951610how did he know...
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why does snake have two sets of ears now what the fuck, I'm divorcing her
>>102951833that's clearly a horse, snakes don't have any ears
>>102951850>snakes don't have any earsmy wife decided to be a horse now, umamusume did irreparable damage to my wife
nya (1)
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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3, what is it?
>>102956062according to the last digit of your message it must be 2
Good guesses, but it was actually 2.573.
*MariMari_EN hugs Pippa IRL* Pippa:
Majsoul Friends Room 63999(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63999
jong
>>102958593im going to use the restroom the room better be full by the time I get back
>>102958593room closed, hate jong
eliisa-7
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I love my fellow jongers, I wish you all the best in life
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>>102959279I would have joined if I didn't have to work overtime today
>>102958593The pretty digits... No...
how do jongers deal with depression?
>>102963666I don't get actual long term depression so I just curl up in bed and wait for it to pass
>>102963666drinking, sleeping 12+ hours and taking multiple naps, not sleeping, eating too much, not bothering to eat, playing mahjong, watching vtubers, binging anime/manga, playing other games
>>102963666I've mostly become numb to it at this point, when it does get bad I just force myself to spend time playing games with my friends until it passes
>>102963666I'm sure you'd like to know, satan. I'm not falling for your tricks
>>102963666https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Dh_POV56Nlo
I just say fuck it we ball.
Thank you anons, I hope I can escape this negative spiral soon
>>102963666alcohol and self harm, but i don't recommend it
>>102968260Khubie is too much of a bitch to hurt herself and too broke to drink
i'd koko but my internet is fucking up
1974 MRE Prototype Ham Loaf Preserved Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test
hey. this is your former japitan speaking. yes, im still alive and not in jail. i found a job. im also addicted to project zomboid. stay jongin' /jong/! ok bye.
>>102971888Checked but fuck you for not inviting us. I could have saved you.
Nina is actually jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtIFJ0c3g8
why are women addicted to project zomboid? it sucks
>>102973846It's like RuneScape Sims with zombies and loads of modding potential. This is like crack to women
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>posting on 4chan without a loicense
>>102973728Imagine stilll watching a married bitch who literally declared she doesn't want to improve anymore meaning she's not actually playing to win and therefore, is just wasting her time looping and probably got carried off-stream by her then-boyfriend-now-husband back during her climbing days.
>>102975974sounds like every EN mahjong vtuber
>>102974740You stupid British bitch why don't you play mahjong anymore
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found new wordle tech
>>102976600How could you possibly be too busy for mahjong
Majsoul Friends Room 45147(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45147
I'm going to meditate and go to bed.
>>102976979Wait this got to 3/4 without me noticing wtf sorry guys
real mahjong client played by real ossans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az3-qjoc3MQ
>>102975974did she really say she was done trying ti improve? how dismal. he really has been filling her mahjong pussy with dumb bitch juice
>>102976600yeah busy with this dick LOL
i love alcohol
>>102976979Well jonged fatebros...
>>102978130JJ, is that you? Do you need help?
>>102978179jj does type like that
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>>102978326why did all of your posts get swept
>>102978368I was too based for /vt/
>>102978380is it worth playing alone?
>>102978130>did she really say she was done trying ti improve?I think if I remember correctly, she said this even before she ever announced she got married.
good news
moco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgScA360U3w
>>102971888glad to hear from you again japitain!
>>102978471yeah, but playing without learning the mechanics first is going to make you quit
In multiplayer you can at least learn organically from someone else
>>102980443the in game guide is enough
t. started the game yestarday
>>102980557>readingnyikers
>Might get evicted cause my mom started a fire last night on the porch that we only saw once it had burned half of the wooden porch fence over night
So how's your morning going anons?
Vintage story /jong/ server? I can offer myself as a you servant as long as you can keep me well fed all winter...
>>102982941Anon why is your mom retarded
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>>102984554_____________________________________________________________________ I don't know_________
>>102982966is the /pcg/ server still up?
>>102982941>>102984598I hope it goes well anon, will pray for you
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I died in gauntlet, should I join the anon who fucked off to OSRS, go back to Elin, or pick up Vintage Story
We should all play gooner games together in discord again
Room SOON, you better be prepared
I'm prepared to take a nap
>>102987101I agree with this anon. Its a place to do nothing and it smells weird and has sand
>>102991045You've just described most of the reasons why I like the beach
The beach is nice because it's relaxing and the sunshine is nice and the water is nice and I get to read a book in a chair while appreciating the ocean breeze
Reminder: You should contain naps to 20 minutes. Naps longer than 20 minutes cause sleep inertia and you wind up feeling groggy.
>>102997281I napped an hour and a half earlier and I'll do it again
>>102997281my naps are 2hours, just like my nights
Majsoul Friends Room 18811(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18811
the milk in my fridge has gone bad
yuzu-8
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I DCd
>>103004894ah thought you gave up, make it again then
>>103004933Majsoul Friends Room 13246(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13246
Well I was wanting this to start so I could get to work on my car later, but it seems like it's going to be raining all day so I guess that doesn't matter anyway.
2/4
>>102991757You like sand???
>still 2/4
it's so fucking over
>>103006596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Nv6RG5dA
>>103006866I actually did understand, the image relates to the lyrics.
>it wasn't started
/jong/ is fucking dead
have some streams
Nemu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqKImi1w70
Lemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY1FbdVK8Cg
Ritsuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRikdrCZinQ
>game automatically selected mutsucky
ew
>played 2 games
>didnt complete a single daily objective
bravo
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