Thread 102988049

Obscene dog edition
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>>102988049 (OP)
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wuffians... we lost...

>>102988064
All empty words, I miss when they weren't shameless grifters.

https://youtu.be/uIQLC_g6Ijs?t=1037
>In case you didn't realize, we were actually at FUWAMOCO's place while doing CCGG morning
Baused. CC realizes half the fanbase is retarded and has to be told stuff explicitly

>>102988668
That's not even all of them

I love Fuwawa but really dislike Mococo, she should take some anger management lessons. This contradiction stops me from fully enjoying the streams.. Anyone else like me?

>>102988668
Chop chop, jannies! Time to act like do you actually do something here!

>>102988685
They are posted by different retards. The image signature is slightly different. This one used to be more persistent and post everyday for 6-7 months straight. He "oshihened" from /baubau/ kek

>>102988786
So the new one is a retarded copycat? That's pathetic, they can't even come up with new material...

>>102988786
Genuine mental illness

>>102988786
Sometimes I change up the pictures on my shitpost so it seems like I'm not one guy. I have multiple file names for some Bae pics.

>>102988790
Mocopan!

>>102988938
No one believes you. You are just an unoriginal tranny copying the shitposts from someone more intelligent (lol) and creative than you, as pathetic as that sounds.

Is Fuwawa fluffy all over?

>>102988718
Give her a good dicking

>>102989057
Yes, she is full of fluff down there

>>102989041
You're punching ghosts here. I ain't the guy you're talking about. I doubt they even frequent the thread except during raids.

>>102988718
Mococo becomes obedient and submissive when you are more rough with her

>>102988790
Moco-chan should let her Ruffians lick her cold toes.

>>102989166
>I doubt they even frequent the thread except during raids
What happened to trigger them now then? Is it because of the merch sales?

>>102989213
She would hate the texture of the tongue on her toes

>>102989224
Unironically they are just bored. HoloEN is the dominant player and there is nothing interesting to shitpost. And vt is pretty much dead. I was surprised by how tame the reaction was over wawa melty

Burget King or McDonalds for lunch

Fuwawa should play with Moco-chan's pussy in front of the ASMR mic while she does JOI for the Ruffians.

FUWAMOCO thoughts on shotas?

>>102989314
Burger King.

>>102989276
It was funny that they were copying bait posts straight from other threads.

>>102989377
>>102989379
I chose BK seconds after I made that post

>>102989348
Fuwawa should do stretches for her asmr like what Okayu did the other day.

>>102989402
Baused!

>>102989402
That's lunch for you fat piece of shit?

>>102989402
That's my Wuffian.

>>102989421
Fuwawa needs to be really careful during the ASMR; she could end up making the Ruffians lose gallons if she tries to do anything too "silly"

>>102989374
Fuwawa wouldn't be opposed to waping one

Sometimes I think about Fluffy and I get a burst of energy

>>102989439
NTA , but I'm about to eat 2 hamburgers, a lasagna and an oreo shake right now. I hope the people next to me on the plane don't complain too much tomorrow...

>>102989567
Fuwawa would wape anything that moves and is a wuffian.

>>102989504
A simple fluffy giggle in my ear will make me bust.

>>102989646
Does that mean that we are safe from her when we are asleep?

>>102989603
>on the plane
I hope you have some self control

>>102989672
She won't stop giggling while she thinks about all the Wuffians getting horny for her

>>102989633
She's so beautiful...

>>102989734
KEK

Would you still love Mococo if she got breast cancer and had to chop off her breasts...

>>102989800
She is gorjus!

>>102989878
She has breasts...?

I've been in Vancouver for less than 24 hours and have to say it. Collectively, the girls are hotter here than anywhere in the US.
Get buff, move to Vancouver, get a low paying job at a café, bookstore, record shop, ???.
I swear to you brothers, this is the best dating advice I can give you. Odds of ending up with CCP spy? Not zero. But the gamble is probably worth it.

>>102989984
>move to Vancouver, get a low paying job
LOL
LMAO even

>>102989718
Can you still get hard in your sleep?

>>102989878
Mococo is a little puppy, she doesn't have breasts

>>102989984
>tax is higher
>cost of living is higher
>housing costs are horrible
>crime is rampant
>cold as fuck
>get paid a fraction of the US
>schools are competitive af but not as good as US ones
At that point I might as well just move to a SEA country and bang a Biboo or a Kaela.

>>102990110
Ruffians could live like kings in SEA and also have easy access to all the region limited merch with a short flight.

>>102990025
How do you think wet dreams happen anon

>>102990025
>it is normal and common for males to experience erections during sleep
uh oh... The Ruffians are in danger

>>102989937
>>102990091
No... No... NOOOOO!!!!!!

wape

>>102990172
I always get those after I'm backed up for a few weeks

>>102990196
ueh...

>>102990216
kek I love her

>>102990172
Isn't that because I pee myself when I sleep cause I drink too much water...?

>>102990170
The food isn't bad either if you can get over the horrible climate, bugs, and lack of qualified doctors

I love Mococo but she better not stop Fuwawa from making us lose our gallons during the ASMR or I'm going to have to correct her TuT

>>102990235
Fuwawa needs to be stopped before she goes on a wapespwee during the ASMR stream

>>102990294
anon...

>>102989402
This will make you feel full for like 3 hours then you're hungry again
Fast food a shit

>>102990451
Well duh, that's why it's lunch

>>102989984
I was unironically thinking of trying to emigrate to Canada from yurop but their score based system would make it kinda tricky for me given I didn't finish my Bachelor's and have no relatives there.

I'm going to bust hearing Mococo's nervous uehs in my ear

>>102990173
Have I already been waped without knowing it?

As an ASMR connoisseur I'm not sure what I really want from their ASMR now. I suppose objectively they'll never be among the top vtubers from a purely audio and "ASMR quality" perspective.

But then it's also much more important that it's them. If you just wanted the highest quality sound you could get that anywhere, but here what matters is that it's Fuwawa and Mococo in our ears, so there should be a bigger focus on them softly talking, whispering, humming and otherwise using their voices. I hope it'll be cozy and I hope they don't make the beginner mistake of going from an ASMR section straight into a louder SC reading or play their usual ending.

What does Mococo mean by fuzzy frequencies…?

>>102990524
I read this as I'm going to bust into nervous Mococo's ear

>>102990327
>*stream starts, you hear Fuwawa's voice in one ear and Mococo's is in the other*
>"eheheheh, wu~ffi~ans~... are you ready for my fluffy finisher? You are going to pass out from the pleasure~"
>"VROOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
>...
>"RAFFIANS!!! DID YOU HEAR IT??! I'M RIDING A SCOOTER DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EARDRUMS!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! AM I DOING IT?! ueh wait, one second... it wasn't loud enough UN! Let's see... VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

>>102990742
Now that's worthy of a kek

ITS LIKE FUWAWA ON MY MIND
https://youtu.be/MUuj3FCSGNM?si=NPtkahuXyrJA7NmG

>>102990647
>But then it's also much more important that it's them
This.

>>102990742
KEK

>>102990861
I MET FUWAWA IN THAILAND
https://youtu.be/ovWFEOqrkBI?si=_6FHp5ARm5ES7GHc

>>102990742
HOLY KEK

Fuwawa is going to start masturbating on stream and not realize the ASMR mic can pick up the noises...

>>102990921
She needs to control herself...

o she said yes to hanging out I'm nervous...

Wuffian...

>>102990992
HOLY FUCK...! FUWAWA SEEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!

>>102990992
Fuwawa is going to wape the Wuffians soon...

>ehehehe... do you think the wuffians can hear something if I... *huffs* ai! There we go... ehehe
>HOEH
>Wuffians... do you know where this ear is right now ehehehe

>>102990742
Perfect KEK

>>102991133
Fuwawa would NEVER do anything like that with her sister...

ueh I have an ear infection I think please don't yell into my ear Mocochan.

>>102990742
KEK

>>102991133
Moco-chan's precious heartbeat...

>>102990673
https://files.catbox.moe/g2g2ef.jpg

>>102991232
WHAT DID YOU SAY SAY THAT LOUDER HAAAEEEHH

>>102991265
>RAFFIAN! Did I... do... good... ueh

>>102991305
How could she use her sister to torture the Wuffians like that...? she is a sex demon

>>102991376
Moco-chan is too cute and funny...

>>102991376
KEK

>>102991376
I think Moco-chan is too young to understand what sex is... I hope.

>>102991376
Ueh Mococo is just a puppy, she doesn't know what Fuwawa is doing.

Fuwawa 3:16
"For Fuwawa so loved the wuffians that she displayed her floofies, that whosoever looketh upon them should not perish, but have everlasting life"

>>102991376
Sorry Fuwawa but if I see Mogojan on a hamster wheel I'm breaking my ass laughing no matter how good the sex is

>>102991751
BAUMEN

What if I get cum on Moco-chan's hamster ball?

Mococo will do funny noises in one ear while Fuwawa will straight up push her tongue into the other

>>102992096
The thumbnail makes it look like Fuwawa is showing them a dark door

>>102991924
noeh...

>>102990742
laughing with cum on my belly...

Everyone is talking about Mococo doing annoying stuff but I think she could win big points with the Ruffians if she was totally intimate and cute during the ASMR.

Stay
by
my
siiiiide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzCDwmSvzQ

>>102992503
but you know she won't be. she'll whisper too quietly to even hear then scream and yell

>>102992529
It's such a good song. I wish they were able to sing it on stream or at AFO.

>ERB
No

>>102991924
ueh it's all sticky and gooey and it stinks like squid

It's gonna be awkward if she has homos there...

Will they undo that retweet if stars show up like she's teased?

>>102992618
I believe

ERB wouldn't fucking dare to bring Homos into a stream with Advent members on it

>>102992757
LOL

>>102992729
Undo no but going by past experiences they'll stop talking about it if they're live tweeting the moment they show up and never make a post stream tweet. But they know ERB better than to be surprised by that, so I wonder if they're gonna change their MO for this.

>>102992757
Sure she would, one after the other. Not at the same time.

>>102992757
Anon she 100% would and likely did. They're all in Japan recording their concert and 3D debuts so the timing works too. She brought the homos up multiple times in the Justice panel at anime boston. It was awkward af.

Oh wow she's going hard into the new JP audience she found during holosummer. Kind of cool.
https://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1951252824689426873

>>102992757
The same ERB who kept talking about homos to Nerissa trying to bait her into talking about them?

>>102992810
kek can't wait to see the japs sperg out when homos appear

What to expect from Mococo's side of the ASMR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDuq7xoFrKo&t=784s

What to expect from Fuwawa's side of the ASMR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sHk5R0TjSs&t=5093s

ueh I don't like this

How many times do you think Fuwauwa... you know... during the ASMR?

>>102992883
homos and nijis are in JP 3Ds all the time

>>102992893
I miss old Ru-chan

>>102992918
>I just....to the Wuffians, Moco-chan

FUWAMOCO are checking godzki's profile for something to retweet before bed

>>102992961
Can you imagine if she said that? Poor Mococo wouldn't understand what happened, she's just a puppy...

Nae... you have to wake up your girls need you...

>>102992883
ERB has not done anything close to what towa has done lmao

>>102992893
EOP mongrels will be getting keked by JP chads.

>>102993116
Compared to Laplus, ERB is Kanata.

>>102993038
Mococo is a full grown puppy!

>>102992815
You mean the time she said like "guys and girls" once? and never mentioned them again?

>>102993258
Mommy

What if Fuwawa was given the Russian Sleep Experiment for 24 hours?

>No Wuffians
>No Moco-chan to relieve tension
>24 hours

They like Polka a lot so maybe their ASMR will be a bit like Polka's member ASMRs used to be. Comfy bedside chatting.

>>102993312
KEK

>>102993284
Fuwawa said Mococo has been practicing. So it will probably be a mix of both chatting and different triggers.

>>102993312
ehehehehehe

>>102993325
One thing about ASMR that's more focused on "triggers" is that it annoys me when they do too many of them in one stream.
Patra is a good example. I like her a lot and I also enjoy the vast majority of her ASMRs, but then almost all of them will always have a part in them that is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGm2ZC51T6g&t=3474

and I just hate it and it makes me wince, so I can't listen to her ASMRs and fall asleep to them cause this will come up and greatly irritate me.

I wish they'd do more "this stream is just x trigger" or maybe 2 at most so you can choose which ones appeal to you.

>>102993345
Fuwawa loves the gowillas a bit too much...

>>102993345
She has the body of a sex goddess

>>102993391
Is Fuwawa /here/

>>102993489
Yes, she the one that makes the wapeposts

>>102993277
She would probably rethink her life and start a family immediately, moving back to the Northwest Passage to be near her parents.

>>102993398
Yeah I definitely get what you mean. I love Pato's ASMR for when I'm working, but using her ASMR to sleep isn't that great (at least for me). One minute it's soft ear blowing and then it will be a hard ear rubbing jump scare.

FWMC won’t betray us right? There won’t be homos right?

>>102993537
>start a family immediately
Yeah, with me.

>>102993312
Fuwawa is the perfect woman.

>>102993556
How would they know?

>>102993556
If they appear in a different segment then it'll be the scarlet rot's fault.

>>102993580
FACTS.

Fuwawa LOVES the Wuffians!!

Well it's time to sleep soon, gonna dream of FUWAMOCO if I can help it and then look forward to enjoying their maid cafe tomorrow

>>102993885
gn

wuffians are so cwinge sometimes

>>102993873
>>102993943
AAAAHHH CUTE!!

>>102993873
>>102993943
waping the mocoburrito

I will rape Mococo

ueh bib

angy mococo with a pacifier

Nae Yurimiya reposted
Nae Yurimiya
@yurimiyanae
Aww, you've been working hard all night, my sweet puppies… I've been thinking about you both all day, and I hope it's okay now, so you can rest soon without worry I'll do all I can to be there for you this weekend.

I love you both
Sweet dreams bau bau~

>>102994126
>reposted his own reply to them
Why? Genuinely why? What could possibly be the reason for doing that? It doesn't show up in the algorithm or anything.

cweampie mogojyan!! ehehehe

>>102994086
mocobaby

>>102994238
I want mococo sucking on a pacifier and being breastfed by Fuwawa ASMR

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
Day 724: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. No new cards for Anki, I'm just maintaining what I've learned so far. For immersion I've watched one episode of an anime.
FUWAMOCO love!
BAU BAU!

>>102994238
Perfect. I want to give her headpats while I touch her nipples

>>102994210
FUWAWAAAAAAAA...!!!

>>102994210
bounce them a little more for me please, honey

Fuwawa is listening to this while she works on getting the asmr mic just right for the wuffians that she loves very much.
https://youtu.be/EETV2JNBhcc

>>102994570
fuck off princess, she does it for me only.

The pero hat looks retarded as fuck but it beats wearing the dumb headband thing and makes them happy so I guess I'll wear it for them.

>>102994618
Why do all the hard levels have catchy themes in DKC2?

>>102993860
I love her too

>>102994618
Why is the title in Japanese?

>>102993860
I love mommy Fuwawa.

>>102994693
You put your best music in hard levels so your players don't get upset when they die because they get to continue to listen to the banger music. Also they'll likely remember the music from hearing it so often and feel like playing the game again.

>>102994692
they already forgot about the headband that they apparently put so much thought into making

>>102994768
wait fuck that's right was that birthday merch? Don't tell me that shit already arrived

>>102993943
SHE'S SO PRECIOUS AAAAAA

>>102994767
That's pretty cool. I never thought about it that way.

>>102994693
They knew people would be stuck and David Wise is a god. I need FWMC to play the new DKC games too. Easier but still would be challenging for them and the soundtrack has some absolute gems yet. DKC3 is the retarded stepchild and the music blows ass so I pray they skip it.

Fuwawa is the type of woman who would test how faithful you are to Moco-chan by having sex with you day in and day out.

>>102994876
She's too powerful.

>>102994850
>new DKC games
Reminder this is the theme for the FIRST boss. Mococo would love this shit.
https://youtu.be/301s-GDML5w

Please God make them play Tropical Freeze after 2... If they don't want to play any more DKC that's fine too, just don't leave us stuck with DKC3 for over a year...

>>102995134
I am certain chat can convince them to skip to the ones on switch. List any number of reasons.
>different composer, music is shit
>YOU TURN INTO AN ELEPHANT
>what the fuck is kiddy Kong? Mococo won't want to play as a baby
>hard with no reward, puzzles and junk instead of platforming
>the snes needs rest and it is hard to find

https://x.com/GSWaza/status/1951380343665336697
goonin for FUWAMOCO!

>>102995197
It's a bit schadenfreude how elephants are Fuwawa's kryptonite

>>102994987
Damn alright I gotta play DKCR series one day

>>102994692
>>102994768
what headband

>>102995249
Anan makes those bau bau headbands and gives hundreds at every event he goes to. And FWMC released headbands too of their own for their birthday in 2025. But now before those even arrive they already announced more headwear with the pero hat after saying they wanted people to wear those other ones. I think they already forgot kek.

>>102995303
Those are technically not headbands, they only said you could wear it as such when trying to convince people who don't have any use for it to get it anyway, so yeah they likely forgot they ever said that.

>>102995219
If Biboo doesn't know what gooning means, I don't think FWMC will know

>>102995371
Gooning means supporting Arsenal Football Club, Wuffians

>>102995474
I liked when she showed her pubes

who wants to see what i made for dinner :)

>>102995626
i want to see your tits or tummy

>>102994489
Gj

>>102995626
Sure why not

>>102995595
Gonna need proof of that

>>102995595
I want Fuwawa to show us her pubes
>>102995626
You too femboyruffian

Does anyone know if we got a peek at the Mocopan during their 3D showcase?

>>102988499
>>102988668
>>102988786
I took the screenshot
Didn't know it would spawn such schizo

>>102995788
the staff san sure did

>>102995742
https://files.catbox.moe/gv4ixy.jpeg

>>102991133
*brap* ehehehe Wuffians.

>>102995892
Isn't Fuwawa a bit too beautiful?

spicy Sicilian sausage, mixed peppers, and nacho cheese

>>102996221
impressive if you're not the femruffian

>>102995819
For like hours after that stream, one or two guys were spamming edits of that picrel

why don't they have new emotes?

>>102997390
apology considered

>>102997390
CC is cute so it's okay. We should trade her for Shiori. Then Justicet can be the all whore gen and Advent can be the all CGDCT gen again.

>>102997487
you might want to sit down for this, blud. .

>>102997487
sorry raffian
cc cute but she is even more woke than gg and has all the evil(real) women traits

>a few words from the heart
Please stop wasting FUWAMOCO's time with this.

>>102997635
>>102997579
proof?

>>102997390
I sound like this and I say this

>>102997487
BAUSED

>>102998044
no
go find yourself
have a fuwawa instead

>>102998180
That's what I fucking thought. No proof.

>>102997926
>on your sides
>never letting of your hands
ueh please stop

>>102997926
kimoi

>>102995892
holy crap those are nice pubes

>>102989984
The girls are insanely hot if you have yellow fever but if you want to live in the downtown area it's going to smell like piss, shit, and homeless are everywhere. There are plenty of jap escorts though including JAV's which come to the city every now and then if you really want to experience some fun.

>>102997926
Annoying wall of text aside the least it could do was make it easier to read, that shit hurts the eyes after a few sentences

>>102998830
ikwym
It annoyed me the last time too

>>102999108
cheese comes from Fuwawa milk

>people are actually doing something about visa/mastercard
I am pleasantly surprised, hope I can go back to easily buying doujinshi and VNs

So do you think they are guests?

>>102998786
Ruffian JAV party this weekend?

>>102998786
Would the women wear a Fuwawa cosplay if I have one?

>>103000102
i would wear a fuwawa cosplay if you lent me on x3

>>103000102
There are already shitty JAV's with actresses wearing FWMC cosplays, im sure they would for money

>>103000515
Well I know what ruffians should do then. And send FWMC a superchat about how much fun we had with cute girlie ruffians

>>103000154
Vocaroofian don't be immodest

>>103000154
Why did you turn down the offer for a ticket and trip to AFO before then?

>>102999347
After we went a few days without any of the great games that should have been removed but weren't because it wasn't right there in the title, it was clear that no one wanted to comply. We'll win this one.
JAST is straight up saying they'll refuse and have workarounds in place even if it reaches them.

>Unicorn tears
Nice event you're shilling, FUWAMOCO.

She's so cool!

unfortunately they should have known better kek

At least her 3D looks way better than her 2D, her 2D model looked genuinely awful, she got scammed on that one.

>>102999347
what makes me surprised is that kagura games is somehow completely untouched lmao

boobs

Real ruffians are watching this
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Uhp8IN5-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Uhp8IN5-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Uhp8IN5-w

>>103001093
Apparently GOG sent them word in private that they may not accept any more of their games for now.

Holy shit it's so big she might rival Fuwawa

at least her performance is good

>>103000985
Apparently it's a MLP reference, which is even worse, a ponyfag Holo?

>>103001133
...gog also got affected by the visa shenanigans?

are these Dragon Age Origins enemies part of her lore?

>>103001151
She's bigger yeah

holy fuck she's slaying

>>103001175
it's not reference that's just cover. she knows what she is doing and means it

Cute

>>103001177
I don't think they had to pull anything yet but I don't think they even had the games Steam removed, to they probably got the same notice but didn't have to do anything about it yet.

>>103001175
>ERB
>Homos narrating
>Unicorn tears
>i-it's just a coincidence!!
Come the fuck on. You don't have to care but don't bury your head in the sand.

her tits are fucking enormous holy

Her stages are a bit ugly, her model is good but she got the short end of the stick again, not sure why Cover is being cheap with her.

i'm sorry Fuwawa
she's too sexy...

>>103001445
She looks like a discount nerissa

if erb is this big how fluffy is the retarded big cat going to be?

kek those tits

kek the dancing is funny, really good singing though, she's being surprisingly conservative on the belting for her standards, which is a good thing.

Sorry Fuwawa I...

now this is just garbage

Maybe she could replace Fuwawa...

SHE WAS ON TRACK TO 45K COME ON

Shiori's boyfriend on the tele!

lol we're cool but we're singing the cute song, isn't it funny? being otaku is so wacky XD
ABSOLUTE CINEMAAAA

ENTER

chu~

This shit is so ass. It was going so well

Honestly I don't give a shit about the homos. As long as they aren't hanging out with my gfs we're cool.

I have no idea who any of these niggas are
couldn't she at least get Roberu or something, maybe the one who sings disney songs

Did it end already?

>>103002046
Quick Novelcucks, duck!

FUWAMOCO now please, don't make me watch this for no reason...

>>103002129
I think they should all be castrated, fired and killed, in that exact order.

>>103002129
They are actively bleeding millions from the girls.

>>103002251
wouldn't it be worse if they showed up in this and were in the studio in skin tight suits with the homos

Nerissa doko?

>>103002251
They want us to give it a dislike.

Masayuki Suzuki reference asset and song is ultra based, too bad none of the greys in her chat even recognized it.

Why did our wives shill this anti unicorn 3D live? And don’t cope by saying it’s a MLP reference. It’s too coincidental and she brought out homos too. I don’t understand this woman. She joins hololive even though she hates it for what it is

>>103002382
anon...this isn't live...

>>103002382
Not sure if baiting or just retarded.

>>103002383
having sex with me

>>103002486
>our wives
You mean Mane-chan

>>103002486
She doesn't even have unicorns, she made her deal clear from day one. She's well liked by all of the unicorn friendly holos and they never speak a single ill word about her fans or collab partners. Some people are just addicted to culture war I guess and want to push it anywhere.

>>103002528
Somewhere a jailbird is yelling with glee that someone is finally fucking his oshi

>open stream
>it's just Zeta and some dude singing
ERB...

negrissa time

>>103002626
so true.There's no reason to separate thr boys and girls anymore. fun is fun no matter what. We should continue to welcome people that think men can be idols and women that think it's fine to openly be in a relationship while working as a streamer with paranormal viewers.

>>103002794
???????

>>103002626
We all know she doesn’t have any. She’s mocking other holomem fanbases, me and possibly you. She’s like a jew trying to change shit from within because she doesn’t like the current thing

Where is Nigrissa?

FWMC friendships ranked
Miko > Fubuki > Koyori > Marine > Korone > Patra > Nerissa > Biboo > Mori > Shiori

>>103002862
They just leech off of JP members though, they're not friends lmao

>>103002836
He's a bit retarded please understand

>>103002862
You don't know shit about friendships

>>103002862
You gotta rank Mio in there. She had FWMC as the only EN on her friend chart.

I'm sorry but I'm not going to support watch or welcome any member of hololive that's trying to normalize collabs with stars. Keep them separate, most of them want it that way too.

>>103002846
ERBie is the runt of Justice, she's not changing anything

>>103002846
Yeah, that was my point. No unicorn cries over her content. She's doing her thing and that's fair enough, she's just being subversive for no reason when the people she's trying to shit on and their oshis have been nothing but receptive to her. I don't get what drives people to do this.
It's different from Ririka's thing because that was between her and her fans, ERB is just shitting on people who never interacted with her.

>>103002862
I don't understand your justifications at all lol.

I hate ERB

maybe shiori and jurard will visit the cafe tomorrow that'd be poggers

>unironic da joos posting
The absolute state of this thread

>>103003024
Everyone does

>>103002954
It is nice that she included them. Really makes it feel like they're recognized.

>>103002862
Why is Biboo so low? Diamond dog bros...

>>103003118
Too lewd

>>103002862
>Nerissa not first
Shit list

>>103002906
But enough about Mikoleech

>>103003024
Watch this instead
https://youtu.be/QKVCu9ywFEM

>>103003167
She's not lewd enough

wrap it up, ERB, no need to stall that much

>>103003384
Mocoburito...

>>103003384
I want to use her as a body pillow

>>103003384
I love her...

>>103003384
Sorry Moco-chan, but I kinda want to rape you even when you wear cute things...

>>103003384
Make a Fuwawa version too

>goes through the trouble of having an actually live segment
>plays prerecorded singing anyway
man Cover is so fucking GAYYYYYYYYYYY I do not believe for a second both her and staff would be there on a saturday morning and just CHOSE to not do it live, this has to be an order from above...

>>103003688
It doesn't fit the lore though

You're going to get waped Wuffian ehehehe

>>103003167
>>103003326
This isn't even a child.

>>103003384
Ahhh what a cutie

>>103003722
Who cares about lore, I just want a cute Fuwawa version too
>>103003838
Thank you, anon

>>103003384
I love you Moco-chaaaaaaaannnnnn

>>103003708
Cover probably doesn't want disruption if a talent falls sick etc.

>>103003780
Correct its a rock

>>103003639
kill yourself

I can't wait for Princess Switch 3...

>>103003011
First day on /vt/? Unicorns have been shitting on her constantly for male collabs

so were they in it or not

>>103003838
>>103003900
AAAAAAAAAAA FUWAWA

Would paizuri from ERB burn your dick?

>>103003900
Thanks

>>103004001
/vt/ shits on everyone constantly for any reason, is this your first day on /baubau/ to not realize that? Would still think it's retarded to have "OWNING THE HATORZZZZ" stuff on FWMC's 3D events.

>No FWMC
>No EN at all in fact
>All the homos
T-thanks

>>103004098
Her shirt seems fine, so...

>>103003759
No I can't run away...

I finally met anan onel and he was very nice. I even got one of the cute bau bau towels too. You people made me nervous to meet ruffians but everyone is nice.

>>103003998
Fuwawa was so cute turning away during the kissing scenes.

>>103004199
ERB only joined hololive for the homos

Holy shit are those dancers on fire

>>103003384
Mococo...

FWMC aren't going to ever acknowledge that again, I hope.

>>103004199
Jailbirds are stepping away from the edge with no Nerissa appearance.

>>103004423
I thought they were enjoying a comfy seat in the corner

>>103003838
Fuwawa...

Holy homo

>>103004464
That's Sunday

is everyone on stage SEA?

>>103004199
Be honest, do you want FWMC in this 3D live? Does anyone want to be in this 3D? Erb is poisoning her stand so that no EN would ever get near her.

Why did you tell me to watch this, FWMC?

>>103004199
the paggotcord would not let /baubau/ or any other Holomem's thread be intact for WEEKS if they did the same shit with no EN
it's literally only because of homos lmfao
TBD TTD

>Homos and SEA
ewww

>>103004556
It was her masterplan

>>103004199
I liked her huge bouncing tits but yeah the guests had to be the biggest disappointment ever. Absolute dogshit

>>103004566
FWMC didn't have EN on their 3D Debut either, though, they had OkaKoro.

ENTER NERISSA...'s silhouette

Well that was garbage

>>103004634
and we had endless shitposting because of it you retarded brown tranny

>Newissa was there as a joke only
This isn't anyone's fault but the timing isn't great with the general feeling among Jailbirds...

Alright FWMC was not in it at all, thank God.

But also fuck you for making me watch a full on ERB 3D live, fucking dogs, this deserves rape correction

>>103000864
>>103000985
Be positive. It will quietly be sweep under the rug and there will be less ERB shilling in the future just like what happened with Ollie's VN

>>103004699
I read that with Fuwawa's voice. Gawbage

>>103004556
They were just being nice to their kohai, any non-retarded ruffians knew better than to actually watch it

I stopped paying attention after the homos
surely the other 3 wont be as bad...

>>103004764
There are no such thing as non-retarded ruffians and if there are Fuwawa wants nothing to do with them

>>103004738
Why would you watch it? It was bait and a test to see who their true unicorns are. Anyone who was in the chat or posted about this shit lost potential boyfriend points.

>>103004729
>would
>if
Implies that it didn't happen, stop projecting your skin color on other people and learn english.

Just shit
just like that

>>103004556
paizuri

>>103004738
Why did you watch it then? Makes no sense. Obligation?

>>103004815
>no u no u no u
yep
shitskin is mad for being called out KEK

guarantee GGCC shittalk erb in their panel in an hour kek

>>103004908
>>103004803
I'm a fucking idiot, I thought they would be in it

At least ERB went first, so they can just replicate the same behavior for everyone else and nobody will have any reason to complain. They'll likely not post in chat for anyone else in Justice either.

EN is a dead branch

>>103005013
I pray every day FWMC can become honorary or full fledged JP members.

>>103005050
They're already honorary JP

>>103004802
FACT

>>103005085
Why so sad, Todd