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Those dogs don't look very obscene

FUWAMOCO are the only saving graces of EN

>be flat bug looking asian with black hair
>larp as white blonde woman with big tits
kek

>>103004251
bau bau

Post Fuwawa's bouncy floofies to purify the thread and our minds.

>*Blocks all of the homos pre debut*

I don't like how FWMC told us to watch ERB's 3D debut but it had homos in it. Smile was not protected.

>>103005254
Why would you watch it retard? They obviously weren't going to be in it. I don't even watch collabs with people I don't like.

>>103005310
They put it on their schedule.

yep the paggotcord is not happy after what was said last thread kek

So now that FUWAMOCO put a stream with stars on their schedule is it time to ask if cover is forcing brand unity? Why would they do it?

Fuwawa 3:16
"For Fuwawa so loved the wuffians that she displayed her floofies, that whosoever looketh upon them should not perish, but have everlasting life"

>>103005254
At least they weren't dumb enough to be in it... Just imagine all the shitposting if scarlet rot managed to trick them into appearing in this homoshit 3D, even as a cameo...

>>103005329
Again, I've skipped FWMC collabs on their schedule if I knew it was going to be with a shit person. If they do a collab with ERB, I'm not gonna watch that shit either.

>>103005427
BAUmen

https://x.com/kanauru/status/1951449085334180167
Thought so but was a bit confused because of the lack of the obnoxious blinding bloom effect.

>>103005443
She's going to keep trying. Now that she has 3D it's a danger to appear in anything with her.

Ready for the ASMR Wuffians?

>>103005390
I think I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they didn't know the contents of her 3D debut.
I can't imagine them knowing about the various homo appearances and still putting it on their schedules for ruffians to tune into.

>>103005443
It was genuinely nervous of that shit, >we dodged a fucking bullet.

Also it seems that Advent (minus Shiori) is biologically incapable of sharing a room with Homos. Nerissa is attached at the hip of ERB and she no-showed both in the stream and the comment section

>>103005547
FWMC are well aware of ERB's obsession with the homos, anon. She featured them in her debut

>>103005547
schedule*

>>103005547
They would never exclude a single member of Justice, that would reflect really poorly on them. I never had any doubt homos would be in it and I don't think they did either.
I was only wondering if they would change how they usually behave about these things. So far homos show up they shut up, so I was curious if that would change, guess it didn't.

>>103005390
I was just about to say this. I'm pretty sure this is something being forced by management. They know that Justice was a dud and would never get something as popular as Advent's 3D debut so they forced all the girls of Advent to shill it on their twitter/schedules with the hope of tricking adventrix into watching it.

I am surprised ERB doesn't have a orisong yet

>>103005558
>both in the stream and the comment section
She was in the comments
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/q0Uhp8IN5-w.html

FUWAMOCO have talked to a male before. Me.

>>103005575
Yea sure, but why would they tell us ruffians to watch it if they knew beforehand about the homos being in it? The only thing that makes sense without them being evil or betraying us is that they -didn't- know about the homos being in it.

>>103005530
Yeah, and for Newissa to spill her spaghetti.

>>103005652
Probably going straight for an album, I'd guess.

>>103005390
Why wouldn't they promote a hololive 3d debut, are you retarded?

Are you retarded? Of course they will shill ERB big day since she is their kouhai.

>>103005718
It's the Holizontal effect, management crawling, bitching and begging, and the talent doing the bare minimum.

>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>Ugh fuck you *quote retweet*

>>103005786
anon, it wasn't just a quote retweet
it was on their fucking schedule that they showed us on stream

I just wish the Homos and all their fans would die, as well as all the Homopromoters.

>>103005786
(Me)

At least they didn't pay them to be IN IT, like what happened to poor IRyS.

>>103003980
It is too sexy to show the tummy.

>>103005851
Baused as fuck

>>103005849
Yes, I know.

Bare minimum.

>>103005882
so this is the power of talent freedom...

>>103005254
It was a non-recommend recommend

>>103005502
>Now that she has 3D it's a danger to appear in anything with her.
This. She is going to be on the same category as Oll*e. Let's pray they never interact outside of big collabs.

>>103005547
I don't think they knew, most members keep their 3D as a secret, and even if they knew, they've been shilling the rest of Justice and it would look bad to ignore the Scarlet Rot. For what's worth they didn't livepost at all on twitter or YT, so they are clearly still unwilling to even use the same chat as the homos at the same time as them or comment on anything related to the homos.

>>103005742
kek BAUSED

>>103005924
>Let's pray they never interact outside of big collabs.
Reminder to thank God every day for stopping that VN collab from ever seeing the light of day

>>103005749
Pretty risky strategy

I really doubt FUWAMOCO watched Ollie's streams of her VN and decided to ghost her based on that, we just got lucky on that one.
They collab with people who say bad things, they wouldn't be opposed to it, it would just be awkward as fuck to watch.

Did they set any stream from this list to private?

>>103005924
Now that you mentioned it, it's a bit curious that CCGG also didn't comment either.

I didn't know Twitter lesbians were unicorns too

>>103005990
I'm still incredibly thankful for that.

>>103006036
Don't they have a panel right now?

>>102995892
I remember this. Her streams were hot, especially when she showed off her ass. To bad it hasn't been the same since her grandfather passed

>>103006010
Only if she's expecting to make money from it. If she's just doing it because she wants to make music and is taking advantage of the privileged position of being able to afford that and not have to worry about living expenses while working on her music basically full time...

>>103005924
>, they've been shilling the rest of Justice and it would look bad to ignore the Scarlet Rot.
I understand that, but they could have done so without putting her debut on their own schedule.
It's not a stream of theirs anyway, so it would have made more sense to not have any of the Justice debuts on their own weekly schedule if it would have looked bad to put everyone else except ERB.

Countless millions have been spent on the Homos. They have never made a profit once in their existence. I'm sure the money used on the Homos could have funded at least 1 sololive. Probably more.

Moco-chan will rub her cold toes on the ASMR mic.

>>103006092
>the Scarlet Rot
kek this name still makes me laugh

>>103006092
They put Gigi's and I bet your ass they would have put Cecilia and Raora if they had debuted sooner

Even a bumbling moron would be weirded out that FWMC's schedule has Cecilia, Gigi, Raora, but no ERB

>>103006164
Bro, read my post again
I already addressed that

>>103006025
Maybe unarchived karaokes? Or the Momoi one

Now, on guest appereances.

I think FWMC might be on Raora's since it's technically the "mirror match" to FWMC, according to the whole Justice-Advent lore. It could be fun

Fuwawer...

>>103006093
The money used on the Homos could fund a dozen sololive. Yet they still keep them on like the NBA keeps the WNBA

>>103006304
Fuwawa you already drained my semen now you want to drain my wallet?

Did someone say plushie?

>>103006306
I don't think it's been THAT much money. The big costs are upfront costs for 2D and 3D models and rigging. After that, the cost of keeping a talent (and I use that word very generously concerning the homos) is probably not that much.

>>103006306
I understand why they keep the JP ones around, but EN is so fucking pointless.

>>103006107
GIWTWM

>>103006343
Fuwawa will drain everything you have while BAU BAUing

>>103006426
Au contraire, the JP Homos are an absolute embarrassment to everything Hololive related, your average indie grooming victim is more popular than them, the EN Homos have done better by being absolute pieces of shit parasites, but they have done better.

Although if everything goes well, we won't be hearing about EN Homos after September.

>>103006505
That's not why they keep JPs around.

>>103006304
I have the urge to gift Fuwawa merch...

>>103006421
I was originally under the impression they paid them pretty well for what they actually bring in but I've never watched them so I wouldn't know.

>>103006574
Make sure to give her some of your hair too so she can make a clone of you.

>>103006505
The strongest homo is roberu but he is strong because he doesn't bother leeching from the girls(or boys really) and does his own thing

>>103006505
>Although if everything goes well, we won't be hearing about EN Homos after September.
Why's that? Please, tell me you have good news...

>>103006668
Most of ID would probably riot and protest if the EN Homos were kicked out.

>>103006586
>I was originally under the impression they paid them pretty well for what they actually bring in
This is true because the whole branch is literally a money pit so if they were paid according to what they actually bring in, the Homos would be giving Cover money.

>>103006668
They are having a concert. Rumors are if it bombed, they are screwed
https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/1951101829082681818

>>103006668
The Homos (ALL OF THEM, HOLOSTARS EN IN IT'S ENTIRETY) have a 3D free concert on the end of September, they're selling it as the end all be all.

If they flop, no more freebies, no more merch, no more nothing, they'll become as irrelevant as the JP Homos. So...fingers crossed, we won't be hearing about them after the 29th

>>103006306

>>103006718
Not him but good, I fucking hope ID leaves. Kaela can stay but the rest are such whiny entitled cunts. If I wasn't around to see CN, I'd call them the worst branch ever. Just the other day Iofi went off on Cover again for not getting her a Nendo, bitch nobody is going to fucking buy a Nendo of you, the fucking resin used to make a single prototype is probably worth more than your entire career.

>>103006735
>>103006746
It's a free youtube thing, what is there to bomb? They gave up on it making money before even releasing it.

>>103006718
>Most of ID would probably riot and protest if the EN Homos were kicked out.
Sounds good to me! They should leave the company as a form of protest!

>>103006810
CCV, watch hours and post-concert merch sales

>>103006457
She's so powerful

PATRA MOMMY

>>103006735
>>103006746
I hope it's the biggest flop they've ever had then

My mother

>>103006801
To be fair, Ollie is very very thankful she's in Hololive based on her answer in her questionnaire thing. I'm sure others are too, except Iofi and any other ones I don't know who are bitching publicly on Twitter

I hope Fuwawa and Pato squish their boobies together.

You know theoretically, I am not for profit and results based Hololive. I could definitely see how awful it would be if every talent was judged on metrics of NOOMBERS like how much merch they sold or how many hours they streamed. I mean to some extent they are, it is a business after all, but to the best of my knowledge talents aren't hired or fired based on how many people they can bring in.

Yet every time I see a Homo or ID benefitting from the teat of Hololive, sucking up resources that could go to another more deserving girl, every time I see a lazy whore getting the same amount of care or more than a CGDCT streamer who streams, I briefly flirt with the idea of a more ruthless Hololive where only the best of the best flourish. Of course it would ruin the CGDCT vibes and the girls would be miserable but it's fun to dream of a Hololive without lazy whores or Homos.

>>103007049
Wape

>>103006810
They will release merchs for it

>>103007087
Hell no. It will be fucking miserable. Just look at nijisanji

I'm physically and phycologically incapable of getting horny for any woman that's not Fuwawa. The moment I laid my eyes on her for the first time she instantly ruined all other women in the world for me with her fluffy perfection.

>>103007087
It's what Niji does, and it's pure death.

FWMC might do well since they're #1 on practically every metric (except CCV, hrmmmm...) but I wouldn't like to see others suffer because of such system.

>>103007087
> the girls would be miserable but it's fun to dream of a Hololive without lazy whores or Homos.
So everyone graduates within a year ? And the people who hasn’t, is in the hospital from overworked.

>>103006876
>>103007197
Sure, but if they're making it free, how high can the expectations be? Paid events have merch too and they sell out. I doubt there's a chance of this not meeting their internal targets because the fact that it's free shows incredibly low expectations to begin with.
starsJP had a paid concert as far back as 2021
https://streamable.com/t1hh3s

>>103006735
>>103006746
I look forward to scrolling through the catalog threads laughing at their 3 view concert ccv while sipping on my homobegger tears soda

>>103007111
Can she really wape wuffians and Mococo at the same time...?

>>103007293
But at the same time the Homos have talked about it are shitting their pants about the prospect of failing, so there are SOME targets.

Also they can definetly flop a merch sale, specially with tariffs.

>>103007236
>>103007267
>>103007290
I know, I know. Like I said, it's just a passing thought and I know it wouldn't work out in reality. Still I just think of Aki who was dead weight for many years and the most commonly cited example of why Hololive shouldn't be like that.

Then she went full whore and e-celeb collabs.

>>103007197
>They will release merchs for it
Given the tariff shit, I expect this will perform horribly.

>>103007300
Baused and same

>>103007267
> FWMC might do well
FWMC would died anon. They already overworked and got sick every months but they can at least trim their schedule and work if they want. A super competitive situation like what that anon described would kill them.

>>103007369
Well, I guess I would be terrified of failing to meet already really low expectations too, so from that perspective I can see it.

I want to be held by Fuwawa while she calls me a good boy and gives me her milk

>>103007373
Anon, Aki streamed a lot, yes her noomber weren’t great but they are ok now. In your example, people like Miko would be fire before her big comeback and eventual growth.

>>103007519
This but I want to hold Mococo while I call her a good girl and give her my milk

>Me when Homos and ID ask why they don't get nice things.

>>103007706
Seems like this will be pretty meaty.

>>103007827
Because Fuwawa has massive tits! Get it?

Ba dum tss

>>103007827
Because Mococo has a massive ass! Get it?
Ba dum tss

>>103007706
Happy tears...a new favorite item of FUWAMOCO's to mention in every tweet for 3 months...!

I wonder why did they bot her 3D showcase

>>103008207
You remember the cheeky fucktard that botted FWMC back in 2024? The wavebots?

It's him, the good ol' Ennacuck, doing his last dance

>>103008207
>stuck at 49k
>stream about to end
>panic and use bots to push over 50k

>>103008253
I know, but he disappeared after the hack, and now he's botting ERB 5 minutes before the end?
Especially since it was useless, since she didn't beat Nerissa and Biboo

>>103008359
It was to beat Fauna and IRyS, the ones he hated the most.

>>103008342
On #, they say that one of the schizo was mindbroken by a unicorn, but I didn't follow the whole discussion because there's a lot of shitposts

>>103008413
Oh yeah some people are arguing that it was a sister getting mad that unicorns were mocking ERB for not getting into 50k

>>103008392
Oh yeah I forgot that he hated IRyS and Fauna so much

>"With FWMC" is now a Chrome extension

>wake up and think the dreaded forced male collab happened
>it was just a link to ERB's 3D
you all had me worried, this is literally nothing

>>103009177
A FWMC homocollab would be a death flag for HoloEN as a whole, they would rather graduate.

UUUUOOOOOHHHH

>Ruffians are all portrayed as male
>ichimi have female variants
lmaoing at ichimi cucks

>>103009128
kek

>>103009441
>>103009518
>>103009554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeuV93hy8I

>>103006788
KEK

>>103007254
She's cowwupted your mind ehehehehe~

>>103009554
that's a great mococoe reaction image(I forgot how we called them, I'm so old)

>>103009128
kek

>>103010029
>Fuwawa
>Picture of Mogojan
?????????????????? EXPLAIN?

>>103010116
Picrel?

>>103009554
>>103009730
I will love Fuwawa seriously!

>>103010172
the one I replied to, mococo's face is very smug and happi

>>103010162
It's from the swap FWMC morning

>>103010029
>fuwawa.png

>>103010229
What episode was that?

>>103010222
My bad I thought you were looking for the word "picrel" or something. I misread your post.

>>103010277
tis ok, it's 11:30 pm

>>103010265
One from around last year's summer where they did it for the bingo

>>103010265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urrqUm6vAHs
Nevermind I'm retarded, that image isn't actually from that stream but it's a joke made from that stream.

love it when chat gives Mococo bad tips and she goes "RUFFIANS!!"

>>103009128
>Still using Chrome
ISHYGDDT

>>103010930
Then Fuwawa laughs

>>103011238
I love them so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X8yGxvENyc
Why didn't she get Miko for this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ykW5H2HEg

>>103012100
>>103012245

so what are advent announcing in the off collab karaoke? surely not more fucking merch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzCDwmSvzQ

I'm so fucking horny with all these fuwamogo cosplayers around. I think i am realizing I have an unhealthy relationship with porn of them. I need to cut back.

>>103012909
SIDE BY SIDEEE

-$10 for nonexistent garbage pickup services again

>>103012909
Needed the Wuffians head on the top half

I was worried customs would ask why I have so many explicit images of a blue demon guard dog on my phone but I dodged it.

Advent offcollab karaoke on Monday. Big announcemenet. Let's hope is 3D anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcis0Y2RjJA

>>103013343
Why are you saving porn on your phone?

bassist is giving likes again

Biboo's SUCH a brat I CANT

>>103013343
Well I reckon most people have pictures of their naked girlfriend with cum leaking out of them on their phones so whatever you have is likely more tame.

>>103013023
I love the way they sing that leading into the chorus

My lord are the Asian chicks here smoking hot.

>>103013499
bibu posting is illegal in leaf land, don't forget.

>>103013370
Will Shiori be there?

Did you remember to cum for fuwawa today?

>>103013780
Texas as well.

I'm seeing far too many Ruffians praising and even posting erb homo screenshots. Take the pawprints off if you are going to be faggots please.

what do they mean by this?

>>103014046
You know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTgtCXRaJU

>>103013972
On Twitter?

>>103014046
Fuwawa would wape a wuffian
Mococo would let herself be raped by a raffian

>>103014133
soon

Baubau
Fuwawa

>>103011238
Fuwawa is the most gorjus woman in the world

>>103014744
KEK

>>103015894

>>103013903
I haven’t been able to cum at all lately

>>103016011
You will at some point in your sleep. Happens to me when I get backed up.

>>103015894

>>103015905
Fuwawa is the perfect woman

Any ideas who will call in? I guess Lap-chan is a given.

>>103016248
Me

>>103016248

>>103016248
Hakos Baelzu

They must have been appalled if they even watched that debut

>>103016248
CC after she cuts off the karaoke

>Maid jp stream and no erenschizo in sight
Either he left or gave up going schizo with jp solo streams

goodnight

こんばんは
観るのが楽しみです

>>103017848
Surely even a JPschizo wouldn't schizo out at EVERY stream, only if they're too frequent.

I'm going to call in

>>103018144
go back to bed, purityschizo

>>103018173
he should go to hell instead

Is it bad if I kinda genuinely hope this one flops too?
I enjoy JP streams and love when they interact with JPs, but something about this series having been a bit of a failure so far makes it fun in its own right kinda? I don't know how to explain it.
Like I enjoy seeing them a bit bullied and down sometimes too I guess?

>>103017809
I was gonna say she speaks no JP but right now she's fluent, wow

>>103018218
you should go to hell too

>>103018144
MJ bro??

>>103017848
>>103018054
https://warosu.org/vt/thread/99817388#p99833632
He's still here but I don't expect him to make more erenschizo posts unless FWMC decide to do a complete 180, and I doubt they'd do that because they ended up telling the truth during the battle plan 2 and stopped pandering to the JPs immediately after they got the 1 million subs.

>>103018218
The flop bit is funny but they put a lot of effort into the last one, with karaoke and everything, so it's not as funny as when they're just sitting there talking to chat and no one calls.

>>103018218
Shut up Aeon.

They're live!

they hate us

>>103018271
Good to see he's happy.

>>103018218
same. i like when cute girls cry. it makes me both want to protect them and kinda excited

FWMC on screen!

Do you think they invited people to call in this time or is it all guerilla calls this time too?

>>103018218
It's funny when they do it on purpose, but in FWMC's case it was just stupidity and them not even inviting others beforehand like everyone else

No... They're leaving us. Don't go.
https://youtu.be/f1Y9lQfETHg?

ERB singing with homos
>8K 120fps
FWMC being cute
>nonstop stuttering
why is neal like this

Where's PeroTL?

I honestly can't predict who'll show up this time. We've had Bae, Mori, Laplus, Mio and Watame right?

Fucking JP whores I hate them so much

>>103018433
There's plenty of EN only whores for you to choose from, anon,

This is the worst outfit of all time, it covers Fuwawa's massive floofies

>>103018433
just stop being an EOP?

>>103018433
t. swedecuck

>>103018430
You have to assume if they brought it back this soon, it's because they secured some big names but a lot of those people are probably prepping for a stream right now. So probably they messed up again.

>>103018455
Japs are not allowed to see Fuwawa's big and sweaty floofies

Why do I understand like 60% of what they are saying

>open hololive english stream
>
>

Please girls you could've asked Koyo to call in.

>>103018389
>like everyone else
Polka infamously didn't invite people either, it's just them learning the wrong lessons from the people they watched, kek

>No PeroTL
I'm not staying up for this. I go back to sleep. Good night

>>103018503
It's a Japanese stream of bilingual members of holoEN, you're welcome.
The same way Haachama who is in holoJP had English streams.

>>103018495
Because they're using baby Japanese.

Thanks CC

>Cecelia?!
For a second there I thought she called in and almost closed the stream

>>103018433
>>103018503
>>103018507
EOP seethe

Based CC, one of our best allies

>>103018507
Same. Good night!

Based CC

>>103018389
>not even inviting others beforehand like everyone else
These kind of roleplay totsus don't usually have a pre-determined list of callers. What makes them fun is that nobody really knows, including the girls themselves, who is going to call in and where the story is going to go ahead of time.

>>103018569
A lot of totsus that don't outright mention it actually were announced on the holocord beforehand, even if viewers don't realize it

>>103018567
Ruffian prime please call in.

This is genuinely becoming embarrassing.

>>103018569
There's no need to lie. Knowing who is going to call does not require planning the story ahead of time.

>>103018574

Based Polka, i had a feeling

>>103018567
The jailbirds are NOT going to be happy about Nerissa being lazy again...

ENTER

Based Poruporu

>>103018591
Of course they are announced and some girls will say they are going to call in ahead of time, but it's not like for example birthday totsus where they mostly have a pre-decided list of callers with timeslots and topics to talk about.

Nice to meetoo

Popo

Omarunrun

boruga :DDD

Polka might rise in my friendship ranking from this

>>103018604
>Ruffian
More like Lazy prime LOL

Mococo's voice immediately shifted from anxious to happily excited when she saw Polka was in the waiting room lmao

>>103018627
Right.

There's three levels I guess
>announced with confirmed set time slots
>announced with "if you feel like it, please call in!"
>not even announced, just hoping someone notices as the stream goes live

They used to be the last one, now they were hopefully type 2

>>103018607
kneel retard

They should let ruffians (from twitter only) call in

Is Polka still fluffy?

>>103018615
Sure, you did. Who else are you feeling then?

>>103018604
EN hours streamed year to Date(Aug 1st)
Biboo 813 hours
Kiara 458 hours
GG 448 hours
Raora 439 hours
Mori 418 hours
FWMC 393 hours
Bae 366 hours
IRyS 350 hours
Shiori 336 hours
CC 322 hours
Kronii 298 hours
ERB 241 hours
Ina 216 hours
Nerissa 212 hours

I'm happy it's working for them. So many greys in chat, this is definitely the type of stream that helps them get a few new viewers in

>>103018567
At least she didn't call them the twins this time

>>103018748

Polka just made a pun on maid and meido (hell)

They are still rushing through their maid cafe program instead of trying to develop storylines by letting things outside of the whole serving food spiel happen

They still kept the polaroid OBS asset from last time in there kek

>>103018678
I like this, but we'll have to see the full thing. The previous two were failures overall but still had one good call.

>>103018748
This but me and Fuwawa walking up to a Mister Donut.

Wrap it up Polka

>>103018748
Does she know it can't wave back

>>103018820
They literally said they were gonna bring the guest in and then went to call Polka. The list for this one is decided already.

Chihaya?

Mindshare chads

I thought FWMC were in the Hololive EN branch what the heck

>>103018850
For totsus Holos always have a waiting room voice channel the callers join and then the host drags them to their own streaming channel when it's time.
Literally every single Holo does it like that.

Finally some good food

the fluffy brain works in mysterious ways

>>103018854
Are you 'tarded?

>>103018869
Japanese company, Japanese hobby

>>103018889
I legitimately misheard her voice for the first few words

>>103018878
Yes, and they never had people waiting before beceause they didn't invite people beforehand. They even flashed Subaru's asset during Polka's call. Watch stream.

>>103018854
That's funny I literally thought the same over the first few words. Only the 2nd sentence onwards made it clear it's Shuba.

>>103018869
you're brown

>>103018894
american website
american technology

Why are they making Subaru eat black bean soup

>>103018915
What’s your point?

>>103018889
Yes, he is, but everyone was also calling Polka La+ in the chat.

>>103018926
whats yours

I think FWMC needs to invest in a translator in their chat like Korosan

>>103018905
I'm not sure what you are so upset about. Saying they "went and called Polka" is just factually wrong, that's not how totsus are handled, ever.
Also them having people in their waiting room does not mean they necessarily invited anyone, they would still have one that callers would join if they want into the call on stream even if this was completely guerilla with no prior notice on the Holo-cords whatsoever. Not that this is the case here, but you know.

>>103018937
That complaining about vtubers speaking Japanese is ridiculous as vtubing is a Japanese hobby

Jack is the next caller.

>>103018962
>>103018915

>>103018958
Because your first post about it being an embarrassment was made literally right after they said they were gonna call the guest in. You're shitposting in bad faith.

I knew Subaru would be on, after her advice about inviting people via DM

>>103018975
Again, what’s your point?

ENTER THE WALL

Lui-nee

>>103018975
So? You're on an US site to discuss a hobby based on JP things

>>103018988
>>103018937

wait, where is the secret ura menu

>>103018979
I have not made any posts about anything being an embarrassment anon. There are more than 2 people posting here anon.

>>103019007
I already answered. Now you answer

Will Lui call Ruffians ATM machines?

>>103019008
It's even more secret now

>>103019018
>>103018915

>>103018915
>east asia hardware
>japanese image board style
>anime board culture

>>103019024
What do you think the M in ATM stands for? Money?

>>103019031
do it again, for me

>>103019011
Literally part of the same reply chain. There are more than 2 people posting here but I was replying to a single post, not the thread.

>>103019042
It stands for yeah, me

I want to drink Mococo's MocoMocoSoda too...

I want to drink Mococo’s mocomocopee

Moco-chan dropping the spaghetti....

KINO

why are you retards not just reporting paggotcord posts?
they're just mad that every other corpo and ligger slut had another round of yabs while holo has been having hype stuff back to back
use your brain

They sound more natural together here, what the fuck was Lui's problem in their first collab

KINOOO

>>103019115
Super nervous and horny for twins

>>103019104
Because I don't actually care.

CRINGEKINO

Lui actually had an out of body experience for a second lmfao

>>103019115
It was the first interaction, they said they meet her often in the studio. They sound more natural now because they are, they talked more since, even if they didn't collab.

See this, EOPmongrels? I told you. They are going to tell all the JP Ruffians to watch their ASMR and then they'll use all the JPs in chat as an excuse to do the entire ASMR stream in japanese. They feel more comfortable doing it in japanese so it can't be helped KEEEK!! The JP Ruffians will enjoy the lovey-dovey ASMR while you watch helplessly without understanding anything. I win again.

>>103019104
I don't know how to tell you this, but nothing comes of it most of the time

Does FMWC know what sex is?

>>103019115
She still viewed them as a fetish and hadn't gotten to know them as people.

>>103019151
meds

>>103019127
then don't respond seriously at least you quadruple nigger

>>103019151
>filename
LOOOOOOL MUSLIM RAPED SWEDE KEK SEETHE!

>>103019162
No, they are little puppies

>>103019162
Read their eroge reviews

>>103019181
I didn't.

>more viewership than anniversary
Unironically think they should have their birthday live next year out of date on the 31st PST so they can still catch the weekend JST.

>>103019162
Their favorite Japanese word is about the sort of sex that shocks the hentai Holos.

>>103019206
Yobai?
>>103019200
FWMC never wrote those!

I'm surprised the Swedish anon is still here

>>103019151
what the fuck is that filename

ENTER

>close stream

Enter a ghost!?

>Gigi
ueh

ruined

>>103019182
KYS, you lost.

ENGLISH???
ON MY HOLOJP STREAM???

>EN
Stream saved!

>open stream again

>>103019248
The fact that you admit this is what you wanted shows everyone why they were right to mock you.

Based GG filtering out the jap tourist.

>>103019263
What I want: FWMC to interact with other holos and to have fun
What I got: FWMC interacting with other holos and having fun

I won. FWMC won.
You lost.

GG "Miles" prower

>>103019247
LOL you're a schizophrenic yurocuck whose country will be entirely brown within two generations!
Your entire ethnicity LOST! KWAB!

EIGO??????
ON WATASHI NO NIHONGO STREAMUUUU?????

>>103019255
>>103019257
>>103019269
Reminder that holoEN is shit and ENfags aren’t real vtuber fans

Fuwawa will rape Gigi live on her 3D debut for this!

God shes so fucking cringe, HAHA I'M A GHOST BECAUSE OF LE ECHO HAHA. Bring back JP members for the love of god

GG's improv RPing is overwhelming them

>>103019281
You didn't want a maid cafe stream and Fuwamoco aren't into EN-style larping, as we can see by them struggling to handle it right now.

>>103019291
>Fuwawa will rape
Many such cases

>>103019290
>hating of FWMC's beloved coworkers and friends
Remind me again, how are these JPfags not considered antis in this thread?

>>103019323
EN style larping is kind of trash now that I'm listening to it

This is good shilling

>>103019313
>>103019323
This is unironically the best part of the stream

Gigi is so funny, Im happy I can watch her right now.

>>103019343
They're all antis including you
Both the "death to holoEN" shitters and the "HAHA IT'S A JP STREAM KEKEKEKEKYPOW" fags. Probably the same people anyway playing both sides.

>>103019343
>beloved coworkers and friends
This is irrelevant

>open stream
>gigi's still there
>close stream again

>Instant freakout when a non JP member calls in
You guys arent fooling anyone

>die
>staff at the maid cafe you visit as a ghost draws your killer on your omurice
>immediately pass on

>open stream
>instantly cum to fluffy
>keep stream open

They will lead right over to the gen0 anniversary at the hour
Neat and tidy one hour stream

>Open stream for the 4th time

>another EN shitter
ffs

HAHAHAHAHA JPfags BTFO'd again!

>>103019367
The "people" who think this are also the people who criticize Fuwamoco and think they don't belong in EN.

ENTER another bird

>>103019407
>fluffy
You can't even see her tits right now

ENTER WUFFIAN PRIME

ENTER PWIME WUFFIAN

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Finally an EN who isn't a fucking annoying unfunny cringe zoomer. Nerissa may have her problems, but she at least she's Advent

ENTER LAZY PRIME

Nerissa at least makes sense since she will be doing a larp with them tomorrow and she's not against the maid cafe angle.

>my name is not important
Made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmOjOCK6Dnw

CEO OF SEX??

I'm a little drinky today

>>103019432
their maid costumes really are kind of ugly

>>103019457
Nope, that's the CEO of LAZINESS

How did she not understand the no pan joke

You want pancakes? But I heard CEOs like no-pancakes
Nice joke, Mococo

>Open stream
>Close stream
>Open stream again because I missclicked
>cum
>shitmyself
>close stream
>Go for a walk
>look for a job
>Rejeccted again
>Open tream
>Type "BAU BAU"
>wattch FWMC
>open stream on the 2nd tab
>Go grab a drink
>close the 1st tab
>Make lunch
>ctrl+shift+T to open closed 1st tab
>pause video on the other tab
>Type "BAU BAU" again
>Look at Fuwawa tits
>Type "Bau Bau"
>Look at Mococo's tummy
>Type "I love you Mococo Bau Bau"
>Open 3rd card
>Unpause video, start watching

>t-tummy? Ueh...

EN is too scared of pushing the sekuhara joke too far, Moco-chan was clearly baiting for her to keep going, she even switched faces to the nervous one... Almost kino...

>>103019498
BAUSED

>>103019498
day in the life of a Ruffian

>>103019510

>>103019511
Fuwamoco clearly need to take them to a real maid cafe and slap some ass so she knows what they expect from her.

>>103019498
kek sometimes I'm like this with some other streams

This is just lovely

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HIKOMARO REFERENCE

>>103019511
>EN is too scared of pushing the sekuhara joke
Another reason EN vtubing doesn’t work. ENfags get offended too easily

BAUSED NEWISSA

Need art of Nerissa standing outside in the rain watching them perform in the cafe

Newissa LOVES FUWAMOCO

For as lazy as she might be and how she engages way too many bad people on Twitter, sometimes Nerissa is based
She really loves them


ENTER LAP TO SHILL THE STREAM

Based, JP kino again

OH SHIT, I CALLED AND THEY PICKED UP

I would have liked more guests and maybe some more surprising ones but this was certainly fine for a first attempt at a proper stream.

>is really into Fuwawa only, doesn't particularly care about being served by Mococo

HOLY KEK

>the JPs were actually filtered by FWMC speaking a bit of english
Holy shit, I didn't know they where this superficial and unloyal

This is the most kino of all calls, La+ really shoving Mococo to the side and going for the big titty oneesan

I can't look at this La+ without cracking up

>>103019618
Maybe they were hoping to see FWMC interact with their oshi and rightfully left when it became apparent all the planned guests were done.

Holy shit she's ruthless towards Mococo...

>>103019618
It was retarded of FWMC to have EN guests in a JP-themed stream during JP prime time

>>103018915
websites and HTML are Swiss tech actually

This will get clipped no doubt, funniest of the call ins

Would you eat it?

>Nerissa watching outside in the rain while a fat otaku gets the omurice she couldn't
kek

>>103019710
Like fan, like oshi

>>103019717
The MOST HATED RUFFIAN.

Kino stream, 10/10
Really fun call-ins

>>103019511
Rapu showed well what Moco-chan was expecting of Newissa too, she needs to be less scared of offending Mocokyun

>>103019717
GET FUCKED, BIRD

>>103019765

>full version
baused

Bros that was fantastic, unironically one of the best streams

THE SECRET MENU IS FOR TOMORROW'S ASMR

I hope Fuwawa farts into the ASMR mic

The secret menu, ehehehe... wuffians...
You know, I cannot wesist your delicious ears at all!
>Fuwawa starts snaking her tongue into the asmr mic ear

don't refresh

>>103019856
ehehehe

You already announced that just now

>>103019856

shan't be watching, fool me once shame on me

>>103019915

>>103019929
You don't have a membership anyway, swedebrown.

>We're gonna be uh, there
lmao

>>103019938
I don't have a membership to GG either

>>103019856
>Ehehehe did you hear that Wuffians? I bet you can't guess where the mic is.

>>103019953
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I NEED FLUFFY FART TORTURE

Do you think Fuwawa will put the ear between her massive floofies and give us an ASMR oily floofy massage?

>>103019938
why the fuck would I have a membership to anyone in justice?

Good night

A JP Mococo fan

JP Raul...

MOCOCO BIG LOVE

https://x.com/wagahaida_L/status/1951604184903831898
lappy...

>>103020062
Balances out how much Laplus Ojisan was ignoring Mococo and only wanted to be serviced by fluffy Fuwawa

The cicada that wanted to run up Mococo’s leg? Me

>>103020066
KEK

this guy has always been an ass to fuwawa but he's allowed because he's Japanese

>>103020062

>>103020066
Kek Lap is kinda funny.

>>103019876
Fuwawa would never do that, she knows that the Wuffians would die from cumming too much to her

uee the texture

>>103019876
Fuwawa will milk the wuffians.

>>103020181
>reach-around handjob as you feel her pressing her massive floofies against your back with her calling you a good boy and that she wants you to let it all out as she licks your ears and breathes into them

That would be kino of the highest degree...

They're about to raid into GG's guerilla karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/live/nvcxTU6_88U

>>103020297
shan't be redirecting

>>103020297
Or not
Anyway, that was a great stream

Would Omurice OLE be an omelette with fried rice and meat with taco seasoning?

Fuwawa would make a soup for the Wuffians with ingredients that increase stamina, virility, libido and boosts the production of cum.

>Fuwawa will milk this
>Fuwawa will wape that
WHAT ABOUT MOCOCO?? She can do it too.

left so quick

>>103020297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6FcbXDTFS0

poor gigi... why do they hate their kouhai so much?

>>103019630
I bet she has this card

>>103020232
>reach-around handjob as you feel her pressing her massive floofies against your back with her calling you a good boy and that she wants you to let it all out as she licks your ears and breathes into them
Jesas... This woman is too powerful...

Finally I can go to sleep.

does this maid Cafe offer any extra special menu if I get enough points? I wanr to go into the side room and fuck the fluffy one's brains out and finish on her huge tits.

>>103020355
Do they really?
>let her take over fwmc morning
>advertise her 3d debut in the maid stream just now
>go out with her and invite her out to dinner too

>>103020335

>>103020401
They advertised her on asakoyo as well.

>>103020407
I was going to make this joke, but I couldn't find the mocoscooter pic

>>103020407
God I want her to play train sim.

>>103020433
When is she going to play Cities Skyline 2

>>103020433
I want to molest her fuzzy tail while she is all defenseless inside her burrito

>>103020335
Moco-chan is a little girl, she doesn't know how puppies are made

>>103020407

https://x.com/sweetheartkagi/status/1951431308300997079
cosplayers in the hashtag are getting bolder...

>>103020597
Why do I even click anymore, fucking Elon

happy tears...

>>103020597
Can you rehost it somewhere...?
I want to look at lewd cosplayers too...

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1951614000682443056

>>103020597
chocolate mococo

Girls, you forgot someone >.>

>watching VOD
>Laplus's picture
KEK

I couldn't wait until the ASMR, the fluffyness got to me...

The announcement better be a new song and not more merch.

>>103021275
Or else what

Where are the hearts and likes? They really only did it for the merch then stopped? I thought that was only an anti shit post...

>>103021336
Nothing I won't buy it and will be sad. I hate when cover releases overlapping merch but makes some limited so you get raped by shipping multiple times.

>>103021169
Same, she is just too powerful... I don't think I'll be able to survive the ASMR