Thread 103047309

>You will NOT depict me with a glorpgun.
>You will NOT call me a dark glorpian or coffee glorpian.
>You will NOT depict my home as a zorp.
>You will NOT depict me in my old glorps.
>You will NOT depict me showing off zkin.
>You will NOT say zhina, zhip, or zhentai
>You will NOT give me an enamel pot to zook with
>You will NOT be receiving zogentines ztreams
>You will NOT Lewd Zurea
>You will NOT draw me in a scantily clad glorp
>You will NOT depict me as zexy
>You WILL draw my zkin tone at least 3 shades lighter than it actually is.
>You WILL ignore my Glorpian lore.
>You WILL hide my massive dark glorpian ears
>You WILL listen to me complain about how much I hate my model.
>You WILL remove any and all Glorpfish from your video games.

But Zurea, showing skin is in.

>>103047309 (OP)
>You will call me Zogogo!
ZAU ZAU!

Okay these threads are getting pretty good I'm invested in the zogogo cinematic universe

>>103047741
>cinematic

>>103047309 (OP)
g... glorpgun? What is it, a long tube that coats thing in sticky white slime?

Jannies clean this shit up. Larp faggotry should not be tolerated

>>103051395
>Larp faggotry should not be tolerated
It's actually glorp faggtory

>>103051395
>STOP HAVING FUN

This glorp shit is the best glorping thing this board has produced

>>103049552
>zygomatic
Could it be? That Zogogo wants to harvest glorpians' zygomatic bones?

This glorp shit is the sexiest thing this board has produced

>>103051395
stop probebaiting

>>103047309 (OP)
ZAU ZAU!

>>103051924
Glorpian Park: Anon gets an anal probe

Zuwawa 3:16
"For Zuwawa zo loved the Glorpians that she displayed her zoofies, that whozoever looketh upon them zhould not perish, but have everlazting life"

>>103052361
>she displayed her zoofies
zics or it didn’t zappen

>>103047641
thank you, Zogogo, the last bastion of true zfe

>zurea and zyrs have to engreen their skin like all the other lime glorpwhores
>zana is fucking dead
>glorple is still stuck in niglorpzanji

dark glorpian bros, I don’t feel so good……

Glory to the Glorp!

>>103051960
Is there a positive correlation between antenna size and breast size in this species?

>>103047309 (OP)
These threads are starting to grow on me, ngl.

really? youre just gonna glorp in front of my glip glap like that?

>>103057013
Zogogo has some, so no.

>>103057013
Zogogo has fairly thin and small antennas, unlike Zuwawa, but Zokibird shares an antenna size with Zhylily
We need to study the Glorpian biology further

>>103057653
Zau Zau!

Hololive should make gen 5 aliens

>>103058673
Zyaru Zogogo Zex

>>103058891
Like, Mexicans?

Love these threads. It reminds me of the foreigner era

>>103060892
The Glorpians do like to manipulate things...

>>103047641
ZOG

>>103047641
zau zau zogogo!

>>103063060
This is the funniest shit

>>103063359
You have brain damage.

>>103063437
Zeethe

>>103047309 (OP)
i will save us from the glorpians /vt/

>>103047309 (OP)
Need to glorp Zurea immediately

>>103064519
Time to catch these ayys and deport them back to Zorp!

No, Zogo-chan you can't look at her!

>>103066279
Cute zisters

Unironically the best thing since Watamelon.

>>103066279
Is Zogogo an alien and a jew?

These humans need to stop looking at my zeached zanus

>>103047309 (OP)
lmfao

Bunch of dirty glorpers here

>>103069553
What about clean glorpers?

zuffians... ZOG ZOG!

>>103068068
Roast Zeef Zandwich

>>103072260
Thank you zogogo

>>103075069
Not real

We're Zoozin' now

>>103072260
Why did I laugh at this

>>103072415
Prime glorpian zagina

You people scare me sometimes

ZOZEMI SAMA

>>103047641
>>103066279
ZOGOZYAN ZHO ZIS THIS

>>103078738
da zoze

There is no escape.

>>103079127
zezezeze, zas zis my zizter

>>103052361
Zape Zaffians zezeze

>>103047309 (OP)
>>103047493
>>103047641
>>103051960
>>103052361
>>103058673
>>103062667
>>103063060
>>103066279
Look into the light.

>>103078738
Zidsemi Zidlock

>>103072260
>the nose
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God I love green women

>>103047309 (OP)
>You will NOT say I grew up on a Zow farm

>>103064519
>>103066097
i'm in

>>103083336
Too late.

>>103078738
Any other GLORPED nijis?

Hololive Glorpal when?

>>103082391
Zameglorp Zaba..

the glorps must fall

>>103086330
You forgot his antennas

>>103086795
ZOMP ZOMP

Is Su supposed to be an alium holo or is it just Iofi?

>>103085639
100k zlorpllar 3d debut??

>>103069753
no such thing

>>103086817
perfect

>>103089184
jjjjoiiiinn uusssssss.....

some BODY

>>103083336
your attempt of catching me is futile glowie, i already reached the wawaship!

>>103064519
TASUKETE OGEY-SAMA

Oh fuck I'm glorping

>>103097536
Ayyyyris

>>103078738
Zape za zoze

Do the Glorpians cum if you jerk off their antennas?

>>103097536
Zat zuck

>>103097536
zheebs-sama

>>103047309 (OP)
Does Flare actually hate having a slightly darker skinned model? I've seen you autists say it, but I'm wondering if there is an actual source for this. Did she crash out on twitter or something?

>>103104034
The reworked version of it was lighter skinned wasn't it?

>>103104064
was it?

>>103104401
God, this shit is so fucking hot...

>>103104434
Which is the real reason she changed it, as far as I can tell. She seems to hate being sexy and not really care about being tanned.

stop talking about “Flare”, we are talking about ZUREA here

>>103097536
Oh shit, the black hole that is Zat Zuck has arrived. Abandon thread if you want to survive.

>>103094544
I don't know anything about vtubers and showed this image to my friend who loves vtubers and asked if this was really happening.

>>103104434
>you will NOT find my old model sexy

>>103105793
>you will NOT find my old zodel zexy

>>103104667
>You WILL not talk about Flare in my thread

>>103108309
choco elf tribe invasion

>>103104034
Flare's model is way too sexy

>>103110318
Yea shame about the autist behind it.

It makes me sad that this meme will eventually make its way into the mainstream Holosphere and lose its charm.
I guess I should enjoy it while it's still relatively unknown outside of /vt/

I wish Ztubers were real

Silly threads like these are actually my favourite. I love it when everyone is just making stupid jokes like this

>>103094544
no, you join us

>>103104034
Who's Flare? I only watch green women.

>>103110920
Same. I still make stupid jokes in other threads, but they aren't as appreciated.

>>103111033
What about Zuwawa?

>>103113622
青 zis zlue in zanpanese, zehehehe

zomebody glorped ze
zat you had a glorpfriend
zat looks like a zorpfriend
zat I had back in Zorpurary of zast year
zits not zorpadential
I got glorptential
glorpin and glorpin around

>>103047309 (OP)
ZAU ZAU us glorpians claim yet another victim!

>>103117209
stop this right now

>>103114633
The Zillers are so good, even if Mr Brightzide is the zuck anthem.

>>103047641
ZOGGOCYHAN

>>103123090
WHO'S A ZOOD ZOY? WHO'S A ZOOD ZOY? WHO'S A ZOOD ZOY?

YES YOU ARE!

>>103105151
What did you tell him? Because it's happening.

>>103110557
it wouldn't make it out of /vt/, since its dependent on vtubers, and its small community

>This is Mococo! We’ve neutralized the pon-de-rings, but there’s a wave of glorpians advancing on this position. Un un. We need immediate evac.
>Belay that order. We’re moving out.
>What!? You’re not just gonna leave them!?
>All ships prepare to move away from Bausonis on my mark.
>Uh ruffians? How about that evac haeh?
>Damn you, Fuwawa! Don’t do this!
>It’s done ehehehehe. Wuffian, signal the fleet and take us out of orbit. Now!
>Fuwawa? Pero? What the fluff is going on up there?

>>103130526
we wont let their sacrifice be in vain, we'll destroy the glorp menace with this opening they've provided.

>>103047641
this looks so retarded and i love it

>>103110557
Images manipulated by foreigners broke out within days, this shit doesn't even tick the needle for the "meme" accounts

>>103130526
Zuwawa is going to feel dumb when Queen Zogogo emerges from the chrysalis.

only good threads left on this board

Zump.

>>103130684
Lmao the Jahysaba

KWAZ

>>103139946
More in this style please.

>>103100974
More in this style, too like the new Zizoo and Zaora pics, pls.

>thread theme
https://youtu.be/NT6Pf28eCgQ?si=yfDgN0awL9c8MLNK

glorp anon.
Please make a glorpian edit of ci

>>103141090
She's got the antennae and everything.

>>103127073
I just asked if he knew what this was and he didn't, but was concerned. I am a fa/tg/uy and I saw there was a vtuber board so I tried to find answers and didn't know that this was a thing here and not a real thing that had happened.

But I am glad it is really happening now. I still don't know anything about vtubers, but good luck with the invasion. ZAU ZAU.

>>103143691
>He didn't, but was concerned
his anus shall be probed

>>103143691
petition to spare this anon from being glorped

>>103123090
ZAT GLORP

>>103141319
NTA (I only made the glorped Flare), I don't know who this is but here

>>103141319
>>103148541
oh wait forgot to glorp the eyes

>>103148541
I think she has the same mama as Mori? I'm not sure on that though.

>>103047309 (OP)
I am about to glorp all over your zorphs if you do not shut up, wench

>>103149667
you will NOT