Thread 103104589

>First CCRyS collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k2v7ODJIck
>Stream YaBAI!
https://cover.lnk.to/39qmMB

>MerchRyS
>4th AnniversaRyS merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_anniversary_4th
>IRySoda merch!
https://viteramen.com/collections/irys-collection
>American only stuffs
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_usedition
>Coom and Goon keycaps and IRyS horns
https://hyperx.com/collections/hololive-english?utm_source=collections&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=irys
>Line stickers
https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/30223189/en
>Easter Stuffs
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_springparty
>Promise Mini series
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise
>ENReco
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection
>Fan
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver
>Clear folder
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532
>Starter Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308
>2024 Valentines merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476
>2.0 Plushie
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys
>Acrylics
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_holonatsuparadisemerch_vol2_acrylicstand
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerun
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076
>Voicepacks
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/irys?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending
>OMOCAT merch
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Karaoke updated until the end of 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits
>Originals
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc
>STREAM STAY BLUE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsxFfqtFjk
>Moment of my life Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVyH8POaBQM
https://mora.jp/package/43000066/CVRD-487H/?fmid=TOPNEWRL01
>Quarter Bravery
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXA
>Journey
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lRuVh4hpNnwPG3S_nbwjtT9eabeEFbL5s&si=1LfM2fJKbaUdy6ZJ
>Covers and Collab songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjKnRjDa5I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd50SqqKxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4
https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxs
https://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAU
https://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng

>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCs
https://irys.moe
>Previous Thread
>>103064518

Reminder: >>1
Do not reply to bait and 'invitations' to doxxshit, shitstirring or dramafaggotry (the general jargon for these individuals are 'gyates'). Be it inside AND outside the thread - hide, report and move on.

*sip* Ah...

Hey guys, my uncle died over the weekend. I should definitely send IRyS a SC about it, right?

>>103104801
Only if your uncle didn't molest you and you said it was his dying wish for IRyS to watch Terminator 1 and 2 for members

>>103104801
Oh no. It's 'Gura my dog died. Let's gooooooo' again

>>103104801
If she even streams you definitely shouldn't. IRyS would only want to know if you were really close and he touched you a lot.

>>103104801
Rainbow or no balls

>>103104905
What is your major malfunction retard

>>103104589 (OP)
This is currently the worst OP on this board

This is actually the best OP on the board proven by science

>>103104938
I'm a footfag and I agree pic made by a troon btw

footfags should be rounded up and killed

Would you suck cheebs toes for 10 million cheebcoins? Be honest

>>103104589 (OP)
oh my

>>103105063
I will get paid in US dollars only

>>103104589 (OP)
Where is the crooked toe? My immersion

>>103105473
Blind nigga...

Soon!

IRyS/Mane chan would cringe if they saw this OP

Glad that you guys got that it was a joke.

>>103104824
But, ohh man, this is tempting.

>>103104589 (OP)
Those feet look like some nigga made them in dreams, wtf atleast make it good feet

How much will you pay to suck IRyS-san's toe?

>>103106082
100 billion cheebcoins

There is no way IRyS chan would have these ugly big feet, amirite? She is small, size feet cute, well curved, right?

BaeRyS should build gunpla together

From here on, I will call IRyS, IRyS tan in chat

>>103106689
IRyS is a bird she doesn't have feet

NeneRyS Idol was amazing. I was very happy with WataRyS but Nene was also on my 6th fes wishlist too

IRyS if you don't stream today I will have to watch more yuri anime

IRyS if you don't stream today that's okay, but if you do and its not a members only ill rape cheebs.

IRyS doesn't have feet

>>103107435
She does and I regular suck her toes

IRyS, I know you are here. You should take some time for vacation. Chu

>>103107529
Those are called talons

IRyS upload the wallpaper or I will rape Mana-chan

>>103104905
lmao wth is it really you? based

hello retards

we love feet here

Knock knock
who's there
we
we who?
we woo we woo it's an ambulance

what /vt/ generals are our allies?

>>103108162
Fuck you don't put me on that it costs 4 grand i'll shoot you both

>>103107991
>>>/vt//HiRyS/

>>103108177
/gem/, /grün/ and /wah/. We even share the same schizos

>>103108177
Glorpian threads. Even Zheebs is hanging out there.
>>103097536

>>103108185
Damn, Burger's healthcare is so fuck up

>>103108505
Biboo is an IRyS anti. https://youtu.be/0X4zpKcobB0?t=16474

>bae link
I am not clicking that brrat

>>103108177
the threads I like, the threads I don't like are our enemies

EYYYYYY I'M CHEEBIN OVA HEREEEE

>>103109976
no...

IRyS should play more tamagotchi and speak like a 4 year old kid on stream

>>103112534
>like

IRyS should play Pokémon Colosseum that will make her act even more child-like

What’s Umino Miruku’s favorite game?

>>103112889
hide the sausage

IRyS should embrace her hagdom like Marine does

She already rejected her hagdom and that's why she was singing high songs, she will recover her loli voice and stop being sexy

>>103112572
To?

is Dino Crisis good or is Cheebs just overrating it?

>>103113593
good

airisu?

The world tour was a mistake

ooh, banana

>>103114962
it's not even live idk why cover makes them pretend like it is

>>103115325
The last one had technical issues anyway

>>103114962
Wait, should I be prepared to be more disappointed than usual when going to New York?

>>103115441
It was a mistake because she has way less time for streaming, not because of the performance

>>103115405
"live" shows get technical issues surprisingly rarely

>>103115465
I know my opinion is in the minority here, but I really enjoy the idolslop, so I will accept fewer streams in exchange for it. I just hope the NY show is awesome. Or at least as good as to make setting foot in that shithole worth it.

>>103115655
My problem is not performances themselves, my problem is the world tour is not fucking streamed so no one outside of people who go to the venue can see it. I will probably never go to a single show ever so for someone like me this is just a straight up negative

>>103115655
The point of them being virtual idols is that we should be able to see the results of all the shit she's been doing, at the end of this tour the amount of people who would have saw the performances won't even equal the amount on a short stream of a boring game or shill.

>weeks of learning dances and recording for shows no one can watch
they won't even make a bluray of it
literally free money for them

Yeah, that aspect is crazy. What use is FOMO if you can't make more money on it? They should at the very least make a for shekels concert stream after the whole thing is done.

Maybe vtubers from Hololive just isn’t for you.

the english language clearly isn't for you

>>103115906
Who? We all like concerts here, we just want to fucking see them

>>103115995
Maybe it's unreasonable to expect hololive to take the free money.

it's nice that cover isn't greedy but this is the one thing they should've been greedy about, funny

>>103116137
They want people to go to the venues in person which I get but I'm not spending thousands on travel costs to do so. I'd only ever make that commitment for a proper show like a solo live.
Travelling to concerts would be more amenable if they'd have at least one event in my part of the world but nothing ever happens here.

>>103116289
But the actual big events will sell out regardless of there being a streaming option. People will go to the shows. Sololives are the tough sell, not ensembles.

>>103104801
Did he drop any good loot?

>>103116377
They haven't really tried with EN (Mori doesn't count) but I genuinely do believe more people would be willing to travel for things like that. If there's anything I could justify spending thousands on to travel to it'd be that.

I'd begrudgingly travel to America for it or plan a nice trip to Japan for it.

If they're not going to invest in concerts for EN then they should at least publicly say so though. The only thing stopping me from spending thousands to travel to these events is that vague hope that I might one day be able to spend it on something better and more deserving instead.

Fuck I was watching the offcollab with ceci and I cummed my pants thinking of powerful teutonic Ceci pinning down and having her way with scrawny little Irys after the collab. It was clearly only an excuse for Ceci to get her alone in her room. You could smell the phermones through the screen

>>103116380
He sold his Corvette years ago god that was a beautiful car, so nope.

>>103117204
I don't know about that. Ceci seemed pretty weak herself it's just that IRyS is submissive enough to let her

>>103117204
You did this to yourself.
https://youtu.be/01gUoC2uwMY

>>103117340
irys let it happen

ceci is german which means she is fat

>>103118044
Isn't obesity exclusive to American?

I miss her.

>>103118590
I read a thing years ago saying Mexico took the fat fuck crown.

>>103118590
https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/

>>103118815
Still counts as USA

>>103118883
There's dozens of other countries within 10% of the US's obesity rate (40% vs 30%)

If IRyS was fat, would she become Cheebs?

>>103118980
Man... could you imagine IRyS weighing a whole 120 pounds?

https://youtu.be/KbzhNjS2XMA
Anya is releasing her cover with moom in an hour. That means the MoomRyS cover isn't dead but why would they not prioritise a genmate's release?

>>103119055
Maybe they're saving it for an anniversary or birthday or something shit like that. Seems rather pointless not to just release it if it exists.

>>103119055
>>103119137
Perhaps IRyS wants our balls to be the bluest.

Because there's no cover in the first place

>>103119046
Yeah... IN HER BRA! not really I just wanted to say it

>>103119249
That would be my guess too to be honest.

>>103119055
Maybe Moom just got to pick the dates for the releases

>>103119249
With this new release there's going to be inevitable questions, she won't be able to avoid it

>>103119362
Then it'll be releasing April 1st

>>103119362
Promise 2nd Anniversary?

>>103119391
But which paypig will it be and how much of an asshole will he be while asking?

Why do you guys ask for the cover of Mumei's song? I thought we hate Moom

She really should sing mumei, best holo song.

>>103119631
we love moom dumbass
there's one schizo that hated her, (You)

Pyon

>>103119735
This is an illegal pyon

Is this /who/ or /HiRyS/?

this isn't fair

>>103119774
/whoRyS/

>>103119663
The April Fool's schizo? Does he actually hate moom or just enjoy making those posts?

Greatest thumbnail of all time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1o62BxILfk

i bet she was up all night playing with her butthole

i still haven't purchased IRyS' latest round of merch

>>103120648
Too small

>>103120559
Do you think IRyS could fit a can of hope soda in her butt?

>>103120732
no she only uses small things

>>103120801
yeah me

>>103121066
smaller

can you make a giantess hebeRyS

Monster Rehab is best.

>>103121400
For people with a slop addiction?

>>103119551
Next year's birthday
She's held onto covers for years before

airisu please sing Monitoring in your next karaoke

>>103122096
You just wanna hear 'mwah' (the sound of IRyS on my lips)

>>103121400
I like the Mango one (not that I drink monsters often)

>>103122164
Yeah, that one is pretty good too, if I want a carbonated one.

White Monster is the best one

What would you do if IRyS and Biboo switched body?

>>103122148
yes Mana-chan so tell her to sing it

>>103122544
Switch them back then rape IRyS

if IRyS had the voice and model she could easily play a loli role

>>103122816
I have a burning irrational hatred for this GIF. The laziness of "animating' it pisses me off.

>>103123074
Is this also Cheebs?

>>103123049
IRyS should play Blue Prince, she'd be really good at it.

>>103123194
I'm calling ICE on this cheeb

>>103123130
We can't tell. It's undocumented.

>>103123019
yeah, that's why I use it

Since the Caraoke ended, what will IRyS do next Valentine's stream?

>>103123381
ASMR

>>103123381
She's going to book the penthouse suite in the we're just friends hotel for a kataoke devoid of love songs.

>>103123867
cute lol

>>103123381
A karaoke collab with

>>103124022
my wiener as the mic

>>103124022
>valentines
>collab
not even she is that retarded

WTF?? IRyS's new swimsuit just shows her butt to everyone at the beach.

>>103124248
Still more covered than the Holonatsu swimsuit.

Even Kronii's swimsuit shows less skin than IRyS's

>>103124627
But it shows her giant clock tits

>>103124627
Kronii is probably happy

>>103124743
>Kronii
>happy

>>103124913
Kronii is always happy when she is with IRyS

>>103124978
IRyS is so perfect that even people who hate women can't resist her.

She should play Sekiro in the next offcollab and CC can laugh at her the whole time while she rages

>>103125333
Damn, even CC finished Sekiro. IRyS's gamer cred is in danger

>>103125333
But then IRyS might accidentally throw something at her

>>103125425
She beat the game more than once before she ever streamed it, she played the game while drunk on stream

>>103125333
Nah. Now that she's played hoersgame she should have a watchalong of hoersshow.

Sekiro is a baby game.

IRyS should play a hard game like Super Mario 64

>>103125693
Sunshine is harder

>>103125693
More Mario games are always welcome

IRyS should play Fear & Hunger

>>103125804
Not allowed

Stream idea. Dance dance revolution with Mokopi in her idol swimsuit

>>103125904
Can they stream that?
She'd probably want to book the studio after September again though.

>>103125969
Of course not, that's copyrighted music

>>103125969
I think she can stream with Mokopi from home if her PC doesn't shit itself

>>103126000
Thought so. Maybe if it were unarchived or they mute the music.

>>103126116
They would never do an unarchived game stream

>>103126000
>>103126032
>>103126116
She should just do Miku boxing.

>>103126123
Promise promo video, never...

anyone can share Hatoko's newest IRyS card?

>>103126286
Nothing to promo since IRyS is the only one people care about

Wow Flare got her switch 2 later than IRyS

>>103126733
Now they can sit and wait for Splatoon together.

>>103126733
didn't she say flare had one already?
maybe she got a jp one instead of a multilingual

>>103127011
She didn't win any of the lotteries. IRyS got one thanks to her sister.

Justice will adopt IRyS and oust ERB soon. Trust the plan

>>103127056
i know? I'm talking about flare
didn't IRyS say flare was playing splatoon on a switch 2?

>>103127084
I don't remember.
>>103127011
That'd make sense. Flare has no need for an English Switch 2.

They are currently dying, it's 37C in Tokyo right now with 50% humidity

>>103127922
Just wear less clothes. Problem solved

>>103127922
>>103127955
Just stay indoors and stream. Don't go outside and die.
IRyS is an idiot for going out in that.

>Got reposted by IRyS
He won...

>>103128256
hi kalen

>>103128256
Exposing this place as an anti-thread works wonders.

>>103104971
thank fucking god i didn't jerk it to its IRL pic, i swear troons have to have the decency to make explicit if they are one in their bios

>>103128670
>as an an
have has had

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>103128776
Is it a ant or an ant?

As funny as it would be if he was as mindbroken by this thread as you know who I think he's too NPC

VagueRyStocrat

I'm betting it got reposted because of Miruku on the flag.

>>103128256
I'm not sure why going to a concert in your hometown and tweeting about it is supposed to be impressive. Literally anyone could have done that.
I have more respect for those flying in from Asia, etc, to see her.

>>103129110
He lives there? Poor Vancouver.

>>103129110
he also arranged one of the flower stands I think

>>103129167
He's a Canadian faggot. I don't know or care where he lives.

>>103129190
Well, if he were from Prince Edward Island that would be something. Cannuckistan is kind of huge.

>>103129167
Jesus how much fucking money does he have

The only good thing from Vancouver is Nardwuar

>>103129110
But are they a regular that sends frequent supers, traveled to multiple concerts before, and been a part of multiple projects for her?

Holy shit you guys are obsessed

just ignore the 1 minute apart thing

>>103128947
Anantymous...

>>103129424
It's just the one faggot.
>>103129393
They could very well be but they keep that to themselves because they aren't attention whoring faggots.
I met a Korean IRyStocrat once before, could barely even speak hardly any English and had to struggle with a translator. He's a greater IRyStocrat than Kalen will ever be.

>>103129344
And pre plastic surgery Pamela Anderson.

We are getting raided again

>>103129609
>Again

>>103129609
>We

>>103129609
>are

>>103129609
>getting

we are having a stroke

>>103129609
>raided

you guys are not funny

>>103129696
>stroke

>>103129714
I am. The rest of these clowns, though...

>>103129712
>>103129714
Nobody laughed

>>103129754
...IRyS's fat hog

Babe watchalong

>>103129842
Does IRyS' fat hog have a mole?

I will go touch grass now. Thread is unusable

https://www.youtube.com/live/tV9xEEC09cg
>CC hanging out with one of IRyS' JP groups
connections are being formed

Noticing

>>103129921
I could find no evidence of one.

>>103130008
Robocop is cute. Sadly my reps are still lagging, so I can't watch. Wait, how the hell is CC going to understand anyone?

>>103130085
Ririka can speak English

>>103130085
IRyS performed mana transfers on Biboo and CC and improved their JP

>>103130008
>nagashisoumen
explains why she brought that up

>>103130085
>Robocop is cute
Yeah, he aight

>>103130257
>ntfy
Based

What is IRyS doing now?

>>103130413
playing with her butthole again

>>103130466
She should play with CC's instead.

>>103130504
Doesn't CC have barbie doll anatomy

>>103130536
H-hot

>>103130536
Fine. She should make CC a butthole, then play with it.

Everyone forgets about our favorite rock, Biboo now?

>>103130587
She's next on the girlcave list

she's so fancy

>>103129961
IRyS posted this

>>103130897
I bet she's cute

>>103130940
and gay

>>103130897
Does she just hate the word parasol?

>sun umbrella
knee armpit

>>103130980
she doesn't know the word

>>103130897
my dainty princess wife is so cute bros…

I love my cute wife

>>103131271
where's the part2 parent bonding

>>103130980
Not much what's a parasol with you?

>>103131271
my cute wife in the bed

>>103131821
My wife, cute in the head.

>>103131271
When will they play wrestling in their bedroom?

kronii's never been to ab ar...

Mane-chan, what kind of parasol IRyS is using today?

>>103132004
Yeah, me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV9xEEC09cg
im in here

>>103129694
I read this as naked

いないリス

eins zwei dubai

Doko?

>>103133650
Stupid retard

>>103133650
Maybe check her Twitter when you wake up in the morning. Just a suggestion.

今。アイリスは何してるの?

i love my cute lesbian wife..

>>103134550
Fuck off.

Promise 3D live concert never...