Why the fuck are women dumb like this?

Only lonely men without girlfriends simp to 2d anime girls.
Any reasonable person would rather give a gift to his GF instead of sending a $100 superchat to some vtuber.
This is basic logic.

Nimi is going to fail with her wedding announcement.
Why would any guy send her money, knowing that she is going to share some of it with her husband, who cums inside her pussy everyday?
Imagine if Nimi told the truth: "Thank you for buying my overpriced merch! With this money I'm going to buy a new bed so me and my husband can have crazy sex everyday!"

The only vtuber that I simp is Suisei, people say that she is ugly. And I don't think this is a bad thing, with less men going after her I can only be happier.

Laplatypus

>>103146599 (OP)
how many posts are you going to make about the same topic

Cucking is the new meta in EN indie scene

>>103146673
Once more, Phase paves the way.

PHASE
OUTTA
NOWHERE

>>103146780
>>103146696
if phase is so irrelevant why does this board post about them so often?

>>103146631
>how many posts are you going to make about the same topic
as many fresh IPs as they can squeeze out of their service provider

>>103146901
Covermonkeys need something external to blame for everything that is wrong with this hobby.

>>103146599 (OP)
Indiekeks get what they fucking deserve. Saba next.

>>103146599 (OP)
Reminder:
>she wants her dress to be the most plutocracy there ever is
>she wants at least 3 of those for 1 night for every occasion
>not mentioning the ultra luxurious lingerie underneath which will be ripped apart by her husband at the night of the wedding
>https://youtu.be/vLoAH3XRdZU?si=3XDHpANM5MvhqKq0
Get your wallets out, cucklings, but this time for her wedding dresses, and not for condoms

>>103146599 (OP)
>Why would any guy send her money, knowing that she is going to share some of it with her husband, who cums inside her pussy everyday?
because she's funny? unless she wasn't actually funny after all and was just offbrand northernlion

>>103146599 (OP)
she hasn't had superchats on since she redebut'd. I'm sure /#/ is hard at working tracking her memberships though

>>103146599 (OP)
She's a vegan. Isn't it obvious? She thinks she can change the world for what she thinks is the better. She has protagonist delusions.

>>103147668
That's not what that clip says at all.
Jesus christ, brownfeet. Contain your fantasies already.

>>103146599 (OP)
>The only vtuber that I simp is Suisei
Who is gonna tell him?

it just entertainment bro she is funny and entertainment stop being lonely freak loser weirdo go outside and kys. no one care about them having relationship, only weak prostate havers who are insecure freak boys like u.

>>103146901
>why does this board post about them so often?
they're the closest thing to vtubers who have a right wing view point

>>103147958
those would be /smug/ers or the vtards

>>103147947
which chubba does /vt/ think this is?

>>103146599 (OP)
reality has already proved you wrong

>>103146599 (OP)
months from now theres going to be some dirt come out about why she decided to do this the way she did

>>103146599 (OP)
hahha this anon thinks losers that watch vtubers can get a girlfriend .. the male failures could never

>>103146599 (OP)
>Why would any guy send her money,
The same reason guys send money to other guy streamers, it's just entertainment. It's not that deep.

>>103146599 (OP)
Based, the meta of catalogue niggers crying like little bitches is changed forever. She did it /vt/ !

>>103148021
Alien Mixture. Or mozu.

>>103146599 (OP)
You have one big flaw in your logic anon, you assume that most people watching vtubers are losers who don't have girlfriends and like to pretend like the vtuber is their gf.
You are wrong, they are even bigger losers. They are losers who don't have friends irl and they happy simply pretending that the vtuber they are watching is their friend. Her announcing a husband does not effect this.
Fauna claiming to not being friends with chat probably did way more damage to her career than this announcement.

>>103149473
you have to admit it's strange move to alienate the audience, majority of vtubers try to do the opposite
then her later 3D fanservice also comes across as contradictory to that idk

>>103146599 (OP)
holoseethe

>>103149473
so specific almost as if you're projecting

>>103146599 (OP)
>western parasites destroy yet another asian hobby
wonderful

>>103146673
People thank Nimi for this when Shiori was the inventor

>>103149531
I think she just likes being sexy.

>>103150162
fair I guess, as long as hubby is alright with it

>>103146673
Be a man and revenge cuck them faggot.

>>103146599 (OP)
This post reeks of a para social man upset he can't fuck his 2d waifu. People get married and anyone who is genuinely upset by it needs to look at themselves in the mirror.

>>103150158
Shiori had sex with her boyfriend on stream and lore dropped about getting married? I don't think she did.

>>103146599 (OP)
>The only vtuber that I simp is Suisei
Anon...How am i going to tell you...

>>103146599 (OP)
>Why
She needed a drama bump and didn't want to us the "there was an attempt" strategy like Dokibird.

>>103146599 (OP)
Doki changed the meta. Why can't nimi?

>>103150448
Give it time, she is already primed

>>103151666
Doki had to "there was an attempt" and had a legion of dramatubers hype up her debut.

>>103152223
It wasn't just about Doki's numbers. Although you could *debatably* cite Kson as a precursor, Dokibird was arguably the main pioneer of the post-2024 large ex corpo indie meta with minimal PL separation and a lax, almost postmodern approach to not just keyfabe but the underlying "lore" itself. This is on top of the anti-corpo ideological shift that took place after the termination. In the same manner, Nimi is trying to break down the taboo against acknowledging outside romantic relationships, and she may very well succeed.

>>103146599 (OP)
If unicorns weren't such annoying fucking faggots, more people would support them given how, objectively, nimi is a massive cunt in this situation.

A woman lying for months, if not years, to her audience, pandering to GFE faggots for money. Then the second she found out her position was compromised, and her getting dicked down may get leaked, she folds and tries to get ahead of the story to save face and get a win with the "normal" crowd.

But your pathetic whimpering and crying
>"SHE KEKED MEEEEE"
>"I CANT CUM TO HER ANYMORE, SHES A GRIFTER"
makes anything you say a joke.

She's getting away with it too because of (You), if only you just pointed out what was obviously wrong instead of bitching and moaning about how you can no longer pretend she was your girlfriend, you might have achieved something.

>>103146599 (OP)
>Suisei
Sakuma...

>>103150420
2d waifus are expected to be pure. If you don't like it, stream as a flesh e-thot

>>103147342
My oshi knows when to shut the fuck up faggot.>>103150162
>>103150192
This is cuck behavior. If your single or married you need to unsub from this bitch ASAP. Also married men should not be supporting woman online. Period.

>>103155700
Jesus, man. You didn't need to shoot off your own dick just to take a jab at an anime woman online.
It's funny as hell to watch you seethe about your loneliness though as if it's literally anyone else's problem.

>>103152483
Holy cope.

>>103146599 (OP)
Suisei ugly or just exhausting to be around IRL?

>>103156181
Cuck behavior. Absolute cuck shit. Had my fair share of relationships, Im perfectly fine with being alone. All woman see me as is a fuck buddy. A call you when im alone friend. A bank if their broke or their bf wont give them any money. That's perfectly fine with me right now. Bitches like Nimi need to leave the hobby alone and go fuck and be a regular streamer.

>>103157475
>Had my fair share of relationships,
You sound like an extremely desperate, fragile man who's so insecure with his own masculinity that any woman showing any kind of free will is enough to make him piss himself.

>>103146599 (OP)
Can you, every last one of you, just leave my hobby?

>>103157654
You sound like a woman, your opinion doesn't matter in a male dominated hobby.

>>103158211
That's some serious projection, anon.
I'm not the one crying and shitting himself because the internet lady got married.

>>103147947
>she if funny
Maybe if you're a redditor

>>103146599 (OP)
YANBT.

>>103155191
That's right, and idols are married to their fans in the same way priests are married to the church. If she doesn't want that anymore she needs to quit calling herself an idol and ditch the anime face.

Fauna is a pillow princess who has sex at most once a week, and that's only recently, since they're trying to conceive. Normally it was previously less. Early on the relationship it would have been more.

>>103158476
just like a priest they want to stay married to the church while diddling young boys-wait a second

>>103150420
That's because it is, he's plagued this board for over a year because he's buddies with grapeape

>>103158339
I don't give a shit what Nimi does. I got enough issues. Keep that marriage shit out my hobby. If any straight single man is still watching, reevaluate your life. Don't let bitches online or offline take advantage of you. Do not support married woman in this hobby. The moment they say they are married. Its time to graduate and be a normal streamer.

>>103156270
How the fuck is that cope. Doki literally was the first of the wave of big ex-corpo indies in 2024.

Her content ceased being good when she joined hololive and quit producing those really sweet roleplays.

The elephant in the room is the fact that the parasocial nature of this medium is inherently damaging and predatory to it's target consumer base.
There's no avoiding this situation unless either vtubing literally becomes virtual and the girls are replaced with AI's, or a girl acts like a neo-nun and completely devotes her life to being a virtual idol, which is a damn near impossible standard.

>>103146599 (OP)
>people say that she is ugly
I was with you but bringing up her irl looks defeats the purpose of vtubers, faggot.

>>103167907
Little lore drop!

>103168079
Anon, that's not even her.

>>103146599 (OP)
But what if trannies and normalfags simped (?) for them instead? It would CHANGE everything! Surely attempting to totally replace the existing audience with people who don't actually want to watch vtubers will work out, right?

>>103168079
Average white girl number 1000

>>103168362
No its pretty confirmed dude

>>103168501
I know you can't tell white people apart, but this is fucking sad. At least try next time.

>>103168486
>average

25th percentile more like

Yikes, guess fleshtubing will never be an option

>>103146673
>new
always has been, fren.

>>103166065
Links?

>>103152483
>post modern
Ah, so that's why i fucking hate the tomato so much.

western vtubing was a mistake
99% of them were ethots and cant live with the idea the character is loved, not them

>>103146599 (OP)
>"Thank you for buying my overpriced merch! With this money I'm going to buy a new bed so me and my husband can have crazy sex everyday!"
Well she did basically say this indirectly. She straight up admitted that her day one merch drop was to fund a wedding

>>103146599 (OP)
suisei isn't ugly but this bitch is

>>103146599 (OP)
>Only lonely men without girlfriends simp to 2d anime girls.
>Any reasonable person would rather give a gift to his GF instead of sending a $100 superchat to some vtuber.
>This is basic logic.
Vtubers never have been and never will be GF replacements.
You give them money because you find them entertaining *on top of* being able to pull your pud to them.
If you're treating their streams as anything other than a Bob Ross-like vibe session that you can occasionally leave a mark on with a superchat, then that's on your stupid ass.
If she never reads your superchats, try being less creepy or boring with them.

>>103174770
She didn't.

Bros how do I find a real gf I swear I'm an ok person and not that worthless and do real life activities but those real life activities are all vast majority dudes so i end up coping with vtubers

>>103176033
>Bros how do I find a real gf I swear I'm an ok person and not that worthless and do real life activities but those real life activities are all vast majority dudes so i end up coping with vtubers
For funsies, I'm going to treat this as if it's a real post (and maybe it is).
The short answer is: you don't.
Longer version: You need to get to a place where you're comfortable dying alone. Making the acquisition of a partner a prerequisite for your "true" happiness is only going to open you up to disappointment. Or worse, exploitation.
You have activities that are fulfilling. Good. Keep doing them. If the right girl comes along, then great, shoot your shot. Otherwise, just keep doing what you're doing and be content with that.

>>103156181
>hypergamy is a (you) problem
retard

>>103166215
>which is a damn near impossible standard.
>it's impossible for women to close their legs for a few months
stfu thot apologist

>>103176330
This anon is correct. Women gravitate towards men who aren't desperately seeking them.

>>103174770
link to the confession?

>>103176033
Only way it's gonna happen is with hobbies or working with women. If you aren't around women, you will never find one to be interested in, or who can get interested in you. I know its easier said than done, especially since these days it seems like no one wants to give anyone else the time of day unless you're already in their circle

>>103147768
That's so consistent of them

>>103146599 (OP)
you only like suisei because she's a flip like you lol

>>103146629
OH SHIT!!

>>103176614
>it seems like no one wants to give anyone else the time of day unless you're already in their circle
That's capitalism, baby. It's why communists harp on it at every opportunity - having the place at which you spend 8 hours a day at to sustain yourself be owned and operated by profit-obsessed psychopaths poisons everything. It makes you too tired to go to the bar (or too tired the next day to go to work), It makes the first questions in everyone's minds either "what can I extract from this person" or "am I being taken advantage of?" It keeps you in constant fear that your life can collapse with just one bad day.

>>103176410
>a few months
The fuck are you on about? Does a vtuber's career only last last a couple of months?
People are demanding young women live chaste lives just so they can stream themselves playing video games. That's not going to happen, so bring on the AI chuubas so guys can quit simping for ethots with extra steps.

>>103176963
women should not be having premarital sex
it has nothing to do with streaming
vtubers are supposed to be idols, not just regular streamers so they should be subjected to higher moral scrutiny

>>103176963
>People are demanding young women live chaste lives just so they can stream themselves playing video games. That's not going to happen, so bring on the AI chuubas so guys can quit simping for ethots with extra steps.
AI women will not save you.
>>103177009
>women should not be having premarital sex
>it has nothing to do with streaming
>vtubers are supposed to be idols, not just regular streamers so they should be subjected to higher moral scrutiny
No one outside of your purity chud bubble gives a flying fuck about your moral scrutiny.

>>103149473
>"askshually, the ones who don't care are even bigger losers than me, psah... yes I see streamers as an internet GFs, but they don't even have internet friends, pff.... "

>>103177009
>vtubers are supposed to be idols, not just regular streamers so they should be subjected to higher moral scrutiny
not at all... vtubers are regular streamers who use a model because it's quirky and it looks cute. some create a character that goes along with the model, some don't.
why do you holotards impose your rules on all streamers? you already have your "walled garden", why the hell do you dips not stay there?

>>103177384
>not at all... vtubers are regular streamers who use a model because it's quirky and it looks cute. some create a character that goes along with the model, some don't.
why do you holotards impose your rules on all streamers? you already have your "walled garden", why the hell do you dips not stay there?
Because the lust for control that they impose on their chuubas can't be contained by one corpo.

>>103177384
>not at all... vtubers are regular streamers who use a model because it's quirky and it looks cute. some create a character that goes along with the model, some don't.
>why do you holotards impose your rules on all streamers? you already have your "walled garden", why the hell do you dips not stay there?
Because the lust for control that they impose on their chuubas can't be contained by a vtuber corpo.

>>103177384
it's not just holo
Phase Connect's Sakana orders his vtubers to not have boyfriends

>the women who sexpander to men for simpbucks should also be in a realitionship and they should tell everyone with zero negative repercussions
absolutely delusional

>>103146599 (OP)
"Why would any guy send her money, knowing that she is going to share some of it with her husband, who cums inside her pussy everyday?"

Exactly. If you're still donating to a girl when another man is CLAIMING her womb almost every night, that's cucked to the fucking floor.

>>103173109
/thread

>>103146599 (OP)
its simple, theyre cucks

>>103146599 (OP)
the meta is already changing before this.

JP even has a milf and child combo vtuber. And it's accepted.

>>103146629
huge if true

>>103146599 (OP)
>The only vtuber that I simp is Suisei
oh boy do we tell him?

>>103178027
>absolutely delusional
Yes, you are.

>>103177488

>>103147768
Charity stream and merch paid off.

>>103146673
False premise

>>103179795
oh, i get it. you want to have your cake and eat it too.

Now moonmoon is single again I can finally resume watching him! I'm so happy bros!

>>103147947
trvthnvke

>>103172925
www.youtube.com/@LemonLeafASMR/videos
knock yourself out. Looks like there's even one from just a few months ago. I hadn't checked in a while.

>>103180540
Dude, stop watching vtubers if that's how you're going to look at it. They don't owe you a relationship or a shot at one. She was doing right by her audience by letting them know that there are likely some hiatuses in her future.

>>103183023
announcing your relationship is always optional. you can retire without slapping your fans in the face. do you think all those guys who support their favorite streamer are excited to hear that shit? it's cruel is what it is.
>oh but anon they are just entertainers
the moment your entertainment relies on guys finding girls cute the line blurs. don't bullshit me

>>103146673
ENtr bros keep on winning..

>>103146673
brought to you by phase

Really though, why did she do her little lore drop with no preparation or hype? Woman moment?

>>103184825
We can only speculate. I lean towards her getting out in front of some kind of yab.

>>103184825
An ex-prostitute who hangs out with the Trash Taste faggots was claiming an employee from Hololive was revealing girl's marital status.

>>103184825
Considering she still isn't talking about it on stream, it indicates she felt forced to announce it because of >>103185358. It took her a long time to finally find the courage to retweet the wedding dress art. She really wanted to distance herself from what she did and probably hated how much attention and support it got. Her new fanbase are even more obnoxious than what they were. Even when she takes a day off they're all speculating about spending time with her partner and wishes she has a nice time with him. Every move she makes it about her relationship, wedding and pregnancy. They'll never stop.

>>103146673
>Cucking is the new meta in the whole vtubing scene

>>103185358
>>103185540
With no proof she could simply deny it. Even with an admission, she would be at the same point she's at now.

>>103146599 (OP)
I have a girlfriend but I already groomed the fuck out of her so I don't need to give her gifts. But yeah no way would I give money to some bitch who isn't pretending to be my girlfriend. I don't give a shit if they get fucked, as long as they are providing the service I pay for. Fauna never provided that service and cucklings are fucking stupid for thinking she ever did. But you are also just as fucking stupid.

I don’t why you guy want to be cucks so badly. Just stop pretending that internet anime women are your gf and you will never be cucked again

>>103172995
You're just jealous that your oshi' lore isn't as avant garde.

>>103186515
Doki IS my oshi, actually. Doesn't mean that i don't think that the tomato is retarded

>>103186856
Personally I love the tomato lore. It is the perfect meta-explanation for why she would have drastically different models that appear in a nonlinear chronological sequence. Also I have grown to hate how so many chuubas present themselves as some kind of demigod that is bored and passing the time by pandering to us insignificant humans.

>>103185540
kek hopefully she enjoys what she created

>>103185540
>Every move she makes it about her relationship, wedding and pregnancy. They'll never stop.
Yeah, whether or not she suffers monetarily from this, that's a guarantee. Her whole brand is Married Vtuber™ now.

>>103146599 (OP)
kek

Uuuu I miss mommy I miss mommy don't leave me mommy I'll support you with all your little lore drops uuuu mommy don't leave me

>>103157013
Neither but definitely not the second since everyone loves her. Just see how much she's being invited to play and sing now that she's finally free.

>>103191217
>mid-white girl
If cucklings are gonna white knight and defend this like as anyone lost anything special then by all means forgetabouet

>>103179307
Please do.

>>103191774
It's her voice dud it's fucking perfect, I would never get tired listening to her

>>103147907
>>103150879
>>103154000
>>103179307
QRD?

>>103146599 (OP)
Holofans are not the same as Nimi fans.
She has her own box.
When Holofans abandon their oshis on a whim, this is a good thing, as shown when Cover pushed Stars.

>>103146599 (OP)
ngl I started watching her cause her voice is cute and her giggly personality was adorable
knowing she has a husband soured that not really into her anymore...

>>103146599 (OP)
That didn't happen

>>103192373 (Me)
Fine. I didn't need to know anyway...

>>103198291
>>103192373
In late 2023 it was found that Suisei's Switch account was friends with a big name male idol after a notification popped up on his stream. Suisei later clarified that it was indeed her but told viewers not to believe any relationship rumors.

>>103198504
wasnt there also someone panicking and hiding under the desk or something

>>103147947
I got aids reading this shit

>>103177009
>vtubers are supposed to be idols, not just regular streamers
Says who?

>>103146599 (OP)
based

>>103146599 (OP)
She should quit and make her husband stream, instead.
Trust me, it would work.

>>103146599 (OP)
I hope Nimi queen wins though. Just so I can read on this shithole board that some unicorn sworn to kill his own worthless life lol

Being a cuck is trending now.

>>103146629

Big Laplatypus, you mean

>>103146629
fpbp

>>103177009
ok incel

>>103146629
god damn, now that's a TRVKE

>>103146629
FPBP