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/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103227980
Anonymous No.103237968 [Report]
hart!
Anonymous No.103238091 [Report]
I love neuro sama
Anonymous No.103238105 [Report] >>103238179 >>103238387
Anonymous No.103238111 [Report] >>103238221 >>103238776
how do (you) live with the fact that you are a disappointment
Anonymous No.103238173 [Report] >>103247002
Evil love!
Anonymous No.103238179 [Report]
>>103238105
Based true and factual
Anonymous No.103238218 [Report]
Sex with Tomaslop
Anonymous No.103238221 [Report]
>>103238111
Kinda bumed about about
Anonymous No.103238278 [Report]
veddy soon~
Anonymous No.103238331 [Report] >>103238352 >>103238886 >>103239527 >>103239557
This fanart got 50k on x-twitter
Anonymous No.103238352 [Report]
>>103238331
Okay
and?
Anonymous No.103238387 [Report]
>>103238105
It would be true if he didn't wait. Now everyone's getting a partner except him
Anonymous No.103238463 [Report] >>103238500 >>103238558 >>103238626
If Vedal was a girl, would Neuro get more subs or be overshadow?
Anonymous No.103238500 [Report]
>>103238463
Vedal being a man is the cause of 90% of all growth
Anonymous No.103238558 [Report]
>>103238463
>If vedal was a girl
Alredy would be pregnant
Anonymous No.103238626 [Report]
>>103238463
Vedal would have more oilers if he were a woman, and /swarm/ would hate on women twice as hard.
Anonymous No.103238710 [Report] >>103238778
If the whores ware gender swaped wich one would get the most pussy
Anonymous No.103238776 [Report] >>103238888
>>103238111
I'm going to die alone
Anonymous No.103238778 [Report]
>>103238710
camila
Anonymous No.103238804 [Report] >>103238908
Everyone is here
Anonymous No.103238886 [Report]
>>103238331
cute couple
Anonymous No.103238888 [Report] >>103238935
>>103238776
No~
You will die surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives
Anonymous No.103238908 [Report] >>103239045 >>103239144
>>103238804
Exept the one human that matters
Anonymous No.103238935 [Report]
>>103238888
something something wormburger
Anonymous No.103238958 [Report] >>103238997 >>103239067 >>103239284
Vedal seems to like Crelly.
Anonymous No.103238964 [Report] >>103238997 >>103239020
veddy finally decides to go undercover when he watches mini, cute bf
Anonymous No.103238997 [Report]
>>103238964
BTFO in record time >>103238958
Anonymous No.103239020 [Report]
>>103238964
he doesn't need to
vedal IS mini
Anonymous No.103239045 [Report]
>>103238908
Anonymous No.103239067 [Report]
>>103238958
Where the monkey is he is
Anonymous No.103239144 [Report]
>>103238908
Anonymous No.103239146 [Report] >>103239207 >>103239356 >>103239375
>vedal would rather watch rapetuber brainrot than karaoke of his literal first collab partner ever
Dogshit friend
Anonymous No.103239207 [Report] >>103239274 >>103239314
>>103239146
Vedal eventually started liking the rape...
Anonymous No.103239246 [Report] >>103239339
I know you goal and I know your tactics because I've been you before
Anonymous No.103239274 [Report] >>103239294
>>103239207
Who wouldn't let’s be honest
Anonymous No.103239279 [Report]
Anyone but Mini
Anonymous No.103239284 [Report] >>103239432
>>103238958
do they know he's watching?
Anonymous No.103239294 [Report]
>>103239274
I want crelly to rape me and I want to not want it when it happens
Anonymous No.103239314 [Report] >>103240851
>>103239207
>Stop it Vedal... why are you smiling at me like that?
Anonymous No.103239339 [Report]
>>103239246
rapevil rape
Anonymous No.103239356 [Report]
>>103239146
BASED
Anonymous No.103239375 [Report]
Why go to Mini>>103239146
Why would be bother to hear her voice in karaoke when he hears her moans every time he visits his sex dungeon
Anonymous No.103239400 [Report]
Crelly Won!
Mini Lost!
Anonymous No.103239432 [Report]
>>103239284
Probably. As retarded as her chat is they seem to only flip out when he types.
Anonymous No.103239459 [Report]
Anonymous No.103239463 [Report]
What a fucking narcisist
Anonymous No.103239527 [Report]
>>103238331
That's because Neuro/Evil dynamic is crazy good and not a lot of people capitalize on that including Vedal himself
Anonymous No.103239553 [Report] >>103239846
nurchub
Anonymous No.103239557 [Report]
>>103238331
because nurs cute
Anonymous No.103239599 [Report] >>103239617 >>103241014
Vedal is watching Crelly over Mini btw
Anonymous No.103239617 [Report]
>>103239599
He's actually secretly in love with Aquwa
Anonymous No.103239630 [Report] >>103239684 >>103239805 >>103239932 >>103241447
Virgin neuro watcher:
>"Erm ... Wh-why is this chillslop so boring?! Where are my twin therapy loops?!"
>"Pb saaaan, more karaoke slop please!"
>"Veddy, art review broke again... C-could you please fix it?"
>"Ah! Another collab! Oh... It's playing some slop game whitout neuro integration... I-its okay..."
Average backtuberGODs:
>"Hell yeah crelly! More slop!"
>"Hell yeah aquwa! More slop!"
>"Hell yeah hana! More slop!"
>"Hell yeah cweam! More slop!
>"Hell yeah mega! More cheating on your husband!"
Anonymous No.103239643 [Report]
Backtubers are twice as powerful as the combined might of the RGB girls. They are washed.
Anonymous No.103239684 [Report]
>>103239630
I say this unironically, especially the part about Mega's husband.
Anonymous No.103239729 [Report]
heart
Anonymous No.103239773 [Report]
in a way fillian is the first backtuber
Anonymous No.103239805 [Report]
>>103239630
>doesn't know hana has been ejected from the backtuberverse
fake fan
Anonymous No.103239846 [Report]
>>103239553
need this with flat chest
Anonymous No.103239866 [Report] >>103240016 >>103246025
Ellie talked about she's working on the Evil drone and other Neuro projects in the background. She also wants to work on doing more projects of getting Neuro in things. Apparently also the France thing was actually was party with a bunch of people she knew and she hid it to not dox were she was. And she could be actually might going to UK grad school as her family supported her to go by getting her a Visa
Anonymous No.103239932 [Report]
>>103239630
TRVTHQVANTVMSINGVLARITY
Anonymous No.103240016 [Report]
>>103239866
>The unfathomableschizo rrats about vellie happening behind the scenes ware true
Are we crazy or are we crazy?
Anonymous No.103240046 [Report] >>103240185 >>103240374 >>103241553
Anonymous No.103240061 [Report] >>103240097 >>103240154 >>103240227 >>103240527
Anonymous No.103240071 [Report] >>103240198
Honey's turn to milk the cow
Anonymous No.103240097 [Report] >>103240258
>>103240061
mid first tweet, the average neuro post clear this
Anonymous No.103240154 [Report] >>103240417
>>103240061
we get it, you're evil.
Anonymous No.103240185 [Report]
>>103240046
cute couple
Anonymous No.103240198 [Report] >>103240335
>>103240071
she needs to hook crelly up with valky, they they can form the modfucker group
Anonymous No.103240227 [Report]
>>103240061
So true Evil
Anonymous No.103240258 [Report]
>>103240097
This is just the setup for the prison themed stream
Anonymous No.103240335 [Report]
>>103240198
WHO?
Anonymous No.103240374 [Report]
>>103240046
sexy couple
Anonymous No.103240403 [Report]
Swiika is always watching Mini huh
Anonymous No.103240417 [Report]
>>103240154
at least its not her birthday. maybe twitter evil is the OG evil version.
Anonymous No.103240449 [Report] >>103240588
Anonymous No.103240527 [Report] >>103248734
>>103240061
>we need stronger gene pools
shout out to nazi evilunc
Anonymous No.103240588 [Report]
>>103240449
Anonymous No.103240851 [Report]
>>103239314
I got it
Anonymous No.103240873 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KnitOraXvw
Anonymous No.103240911 [Report] >>103241226
Anonymous No.103241014 [Report]
>>103239599
Minidalbros...it's so fucking over...
Anonymous No.103241189 [Report] >>103241218 >>103241247
what is the most complete VOD archive on youtube? I want to watch the anime from episode 1
Anonymous No.103241218 [Report] >>103241252
>>103241189
The one in the OP
Anonymous No.103241226 [Report]
>>103240911
:D
Anonymous No.103241247 [Report]
>>103241189
just watch the essentials (drinking streams and every vedal collab) you can skip everything else as it is filler
Anonymous No.103241252 [Report]
>>103241218
ty
Anonymous No.103241399 [Report] >>103241516
Anonymous No.103241447 [Report]
>>103239630
First good post all week
Anonymous No.103241516 [Report] >>103241710
>>103241399
why is she so fixated on neuro toilet?
Anonymous No.103241553 [Report] >>103241648
>>103240046
I wish I was neuro or evil here, I don’t mind which but I need a sisterwife TvT
Anonymous No.103241648 [Report]
>>103241553
/u/niggers OUT
Anonymous No.103241691 [Report]
stream tomorrow?
Anonymous No.103241710 [Report]
>>103241516
I know right? It's a shitty idea
Anonymous No.103241966 [Report] >>103242084 >>103242111 >>103242328
French dick had Ellie hypnotized…
Anonymous No.103241988 [Report]
That but veddick
Anonymous No.103242076 [Report] >>103242256
I think Vedal is dating Cerber
Anonymous No.103242084 [Report]
>>103241966
Do you think she followed it with her eyes like a dog with its toy
Anonymous No.103242111 [Report]
>>103241966
hot af, imagine her skinny body getting railed for hours at a time, completely overstimulated and absorbed in her lust
Anonymous No.103242113 [Report]
Pathetic samefag
Anonymous No.103242150 [Report]
the fan fiction in this place is wild
Anonymous No.103242256 [Report] >>103242284 >>103242293 >>103242679
>>103242076
https://files.catbox.moe/aibzg7.mp4
Anonymous No.103242284 [Report] >>103242330 >>103242421 >>103242450
>>103242256
i never open any links in this place so you'll just have to describe to me what that is, sorry
Anonymous No.103242293 [Report]
>>103242256
Love this video
Anonymous No.103242328 [Report] >>103242350 >>103242377 >>103242415 >>103242441 >>103242475 >>103242481
>>103241966
She hasn't even gotten in a relationship yet. At most it's shown shared interest of her possibility of maybe being in a relationship. She literally said in the stream that if she actually was in a relationship she would straight up say it
Anonymous No.103242330 [Report]
>>103242284
A video of Evil getting mating-pressed
Anonymous No.103242350 [Report] >>103242426
>>103242328
vedal has a chance??
Anonymous No.103242377 [Report]
>>103242328
I bet you also believe she's a pure virgin
Anonymous No.103242415 [Report] >>103242556 >>103242556
>>103242328
She hasn't even gotten in a relationship yet
Anonymous No.103242421 [Report]
>>103242284
Cute banter between a boy, his girlfriend, and 2 of their friends
Anonymous No.103242426 [Report]
>>103242350
If she actually goes to UK grad school and he has an interest then sure... man
Anonymous No.103242441 [Report]
>>103242328
not falling for that trick again sorry
Anonymous No.103242450 [Report]
>>103242284
cerber desperately thirsting for ellie
Anonymous No.103242470 [Report] >>103242503
I refollowed Crelly after having unfollowed her a while back.
If the Crelly mod is here - does that make you happy or angry? I can't really tell from your posts if you want us to like Crelly or hate her
Anonymous No.103242475 [Report] >>103242677
>>103242328
Reminder that one of her oshi's is Numi
Anonymous No.103242481 [Report]
>>103242328
>She literally said in the stream that if she actually was in a relationship she would straight up say it
This nigga...
Anonymous No.103242503 [Report] >>103242650
>>103242470
crelly mod?
Anonymous No.103242523 [Report] >>103242549
Anonymous No.103242549 [Report]
>>103242523
ass
Anonymous No.103242556 [Report] >>103242593
>>103242415
>>103242415
I have seen what's been posted and everything before. I also have looked into myself and it's not crazy to believe. She basically to the point of being considered a official relationship but it isn't so I'm not jumping the gun. Don't think this means I think vellie is happening either
Anonymous No.103242593 [Report] >>103242666
>>103242556
>She basically to the point of being considered a official relationship
me when I just make shit up lmao
Anonymous No.103242650 [Report] >>103242732
>>103242503
The "rapetuber" schizo guy is a Crelly mod or ex-mod (apparently he had some kinda melty at one point not sure if he kept being mod after that)
Anonymous No.103242666 [Report]
>>103242593
If you listen to the part of the stream that I'm talking about your know what
I mean by this
Anonymous No.103242677 [Report] >>103242729 >>103242773
>>103242475
Is that a bad thing?
Anonymous No.103242679 [Report]
>>103242256
old ellie model had some amelia watson teeth ong
Anonymous No.103242691 [Report] >>103242789
>if i vaguepost maybe he'll stop questioning me
Anonymous No.103242729 [Report] >>103242849
>>103242677
numi is a woman
women are the absolute worst thing in existence
we HATE women here
Anonymous No.103242732 [Report]
>>103242650
that mod was the one that timed out vedal twice
Anonymous No.103242771 [Report] >>103242830 >>103242902
I think Vedal is dating Camila
Anonymous No.103242773 [Report]
>>103242677
numi was the first big "i'm a girl failure who cannot possibly get a date and am still a virgin in my mid twenties totally because of my negative rizz" indie vtuber
Anonymous No.103242789 [Report]
>>103242691
Find want to go hear it for yourself 00:27:34 in the stream and tell me what you think. I'm not trying to be vague here
Anonymous No.103242830 [Report]
>>103242771
nah
Anonymous No.103242849 [Report]
>>103242729
Anonymous No.103242902 [Report] >>103243145
>>103242771
Pits?
Anonymous No.103243051 [Report] >>103243078 >>103243101
I think Camila ate Vedal
Anonymous No.103243078 [Report]
>>103243051
Hot
Anonymous No.103243101 [Report] >>103243122
>>103243051
only one?
Anonymous No.103243122 [Report]
>>103243101
are there more?
Anonymous No.103243145 [Report]
>>103242902
Anonymous No.103243224 [Report] >>103244136
vedal is still watching crelly.
Anonymous No.103243286 [Report] >>103243336 >>103243393 >>103243561
If your truly bored or for some reason you actually care about this here you go. If Ellie is 100% has gotten herself in a relationship or not, you decide for yourself

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2533949406?t=00h27m30s
Anonymous No.103243336 [Report]
>>103243286
Yup, it's over
Anonymous No.103243342 [Report] >>103243525
she literally traveled to another continent just to go on a date with this nigga, i think it's safe to say she's interested in him
Anonymous No.103243393 [Report] >>103243421
>>103243286
Vellie bros...
Anonymous No.103243421 [Report]
>>103243393
Gone, reduced to atoms.
Anonymous No.103243460 [Report] >>103243662
ellie lore drop coming soon, velliebros get in your bunkers
Anonymous No.103243525 [Report]
>>103243342
It is definitely is a code bug too that got to her too. When she went she mentioned there was a little codebug meet up where they did karaoke. Take that as a good or bad thing as you wish
Anonymous No.103243540 [Report] >>103243842 >>103243896 >>103244405
fucking looney tunes ahh detectives. you all are so so close yet so so far. lock in
Anonymous No.103243561 [Report] >>103243593
>>103243286
Market crash after song release
Anonymous No.103243593 [Report] >>103243640 >>103243652 >>103243785 >>103244203
>>103243561
Anonymous No.103243621 [Report] >>103243655 >>103243718
does it really matter who the guy is? the point is that now that she's in a relationship she'll have less time to work on neuro related projects
Anonymous No.103243640 [Report]
>>103243593
still no honey
Anonymous No.103243652 [Report] >>103243671 >>103243675 >>103246694
>>103243593
>rpr
Cerber is gay
Anonymous No.103243655 [Report] >>103243808
>>103243621
This is mostly for Vellie posters, ill hope for the best for her, despite the unlucky relationships attempts from her
Anonymous No.103243662 [Report]
>>103243460
I put my granny’s house on the Vellie stock…
Anonymous No.103243671 [Report]
>>103243652
rpr is barely a man
Anonymous No.103243675 [Report] >>103243924 >>103244002
>>103243652
sure, shes gay, but not for rpr
https://youtu.be/oObFxdR-1iA
Anonymous No.103243718 [Report]
>>103243621
Same here. If the timeline of events are actually what it seems I'm bit doubtful on this relationship. However, I'm still hoping for the best that it will be a good one regardless
Anonymous No.103243780 [Report]
Anonymous No.103243785 [Report] >>103243844
>>103243593
Anonymous No.103243808 [Report]
>>103243655
Same here. If the timeline of events are actually what it seems I'm bit doubtful on this relationship. However, I'm still hoping for the best that it will be a good one regardless
Anonymous No.103243842 [Report]
>>103243540
What was mr. wing ding gaster yapping about here? If you know help us!
Anonymous No.103243844 [Report]
>>103243785
As if it couldn’t get any more cringe
Anonymous No.103243896 [Report] >>103243904 >>103243911 >>103244033
>>103243540
please tell me the guy isn't french
Anonymous No.103243904 [Report]
>>103243896
im sorry... bad news
Anonymous No.103243911 [Report]
>>103243896
he speaks french, but he is from a former colony instead
Anonymous No.103243924 [Report] >>103243957
>>103243675
Cerber is dating that thing????
Anonymous No.103243957 [Report]
>>103243924
nah cerber is a sexpest i dont think shes dating anyone
Anonymous No.103243988 [Report] >>103244061
Anonymous No.103244002 [Report]
>>103243675
Nahhhhhhhhh nikka looks like a chipmunk :skull:
Anonymous No.103244033 [Report]
>>103243896
he's definitely a french dude however he probably doesn't actually live in france but is close to it
Anonymous No.103244061 [Report] >>103244175
>>103243988
Which retard prompted this
Anonymous No.103244136 [Report] >>103244338
>>103243224
the collab approaches... tho i feel she will just be numi 2 for the neuros , a doormat
Anonymous No.103244175 [Report]
>>103244061
It was the French guy himself
Anonymous No.103244203 [Report] >>103244288 >>103244385
>>103243593
Filian...save him....
Anonymous No.103244242 [Report] >>103244291 >>103244422 >>103245429
isn't mini the gay one?
Anonymous No.103244288 [Report] >>103244303 >>103244359
>>103244203
He's taking the Layna route for obvious reasons.
Anonymous No.103244291 [Report] >>103244336 >>103244422
>>103244242
olette is a man
Anonymous No.103244303 [Report]
>>103244288
is layna a decent girl for vedal?
Anonymous No.103244336 [Report] >>103244404
>>103244291
source?
Anonymous No.103244338 [Report]
>>103244136
Sounds good enough to me.
Anonymous No.103244359 [Report] >>103244408
>>103244288
layna has a bf already, it's one of the reasons that vedal likes her so much
Anonymous No.103244385 [Report]
>>103244203
She's too busy getting gangbanged by her harem of groomed underages, sorry :/
Anonymous No.103244403 [Report] >>103244450 >>103244537
do vedalfags really?
Anonymous No.103244404 [Report] >>103244469
>>103244336
https://youtu.be/kvwD7QU0p3E?t=34
Anonymous No.103244405 [Report]
>>103243540
Is this anon going to elaborate on what he's talking about or is this gonna be the another mystery caped figure that only speaks in riddles and rhymes
Anonymous No.103244408 [Report] >>103244687
>>103244359
>it's one of the reasons that vedal likes her so much
HOLD ON-
I think I know wby the whores are getting into replationships
It's because Vedal prefers women who are already in a relationship
They were actually getting with other men to satisfy Vedal
I FUCKING KNEW THEY STILL LIKE HIM
Anonymous No.103244422 [Report]
>>103244242
yes but that doesn't fit with the popular rrats around here at the moment
see
>>103244291
Anonymous No.103244450 [Report]
>>103244403
thats me
Anonymous No.103244469 [Report] >>103244488 >>103244507
>>103244404
he asked for a source of your claim, and you just posted a random video of the people involved
???
Anonymous No.103244488 [Report] >>103244511
>>103244469
I think he's implying tts voice means male.
Anonymous No.103244507 [Report] >>103244547 >>103244563 >>103244657
>>103244469
yes, the female avatar using tts is totally an actual woman. just like zentreya and motherv3
and mini is totally a lesbian, despite never claiming she was, constantly romancing men in games, retweeting hetship art from anime she watches
Anonymous No.103244511 [Report]
>>103244488
oh he's a retard, got it. thanks
Anonymous No.103244537 [Report] >>103244613
>>103244403
Why are they so obsessed with him? He's not particularly funny or a good streamer. Is it to self insert?
Anonymous No.103244547 [Report]
>>103244507
mini gives me sexpest vibes, vedal will doccy her
Anonymous No.103244563 [Report] >>103244598
>>103244507
FUCK
lmao you made this exact same post a day or 2 ago and it's when i realized you were baiting me
fuck i feel like a moron for falling for it again
i'll tell you what, i'll make you a deal...
if you manage successfully bait me a third time, i'll start going along with it
Anonymous No.103244598 [Report]
>>103244563
the post wasn't for you since you clearly know you are full of shit, it's for people who only give a tiny shit and never watch streams from being mislead with your bullshit
Anonymous No.103244613 [Report]
>>103244537
The more you have someone that doesn't necessarily care about or want to be in the spotlight the more people naturally want to see more of that person. There's other stuff to it but that's the main reason
Anonymous No.103244630 [Report] >>103244702
How would a universe where Vedal slacks off from working on Neuro to making TRAPPED and BETRAYED tier dbz fanfics instead of talking to whores change the general?
Anonymous No.103244639 [Report] >>103245180
5 anons furiously unleashing ropes all over Evil's _____ as Neuro watches the spectacle unfold with awe
Anonymous No.103244640 [Report] >>103244673
Anonymous No.103244657 [Report]
>>103244507
mini strikes me as a girl dumb enough to get suckered into an abusive lesbian relationshit. Literally scared straight lmao
Anonymous No.103244673 [Report]
>>103244640
crelly x vedal cute
Anonymous No.103244687 [Report]
>>103244408
Anything that anyone has ever done in history was because they want to have SEX with VEDAL
Anonymous No.103244702 [Report]
>>103244630
We slowly start and gain a fanbase that focuses on making SMBZ styled art and animations around Neuro saving the fad
Anonymous No.103244704 [Report] >>103244762 >>103244807
I think Vedal might have fallen asleep in front of his computer
Anonymous No.103244762 [Report]
>>103244704
maybe he really likes vod crelly
Anonymous No.103244801 [Report] >>103244892
crelly talks about her ass a lot, and vedal the assman was just curious
Anonymous No.103244807 [Report] >>103244827 >>103245329
>>103244704
watching crelly made him blow his brains out
Anonymous No.103244812 [Report]
What If NEURO Was Raised By YANDEREDEV and BETRAYED and TRAPPED In The VRchat GROOMING PARTIES For BILLENIA?
Anonymous No.103244827 [Report] >>103244866
>>103244807
Is he really watching Crelly’s VOD?
Anonymous No.103244866 [Report] >>103244873 >>103244896
>>103244827
yeah he's still in the vip list
Anonymous No.103244873 [Report]
>>103244866
cute bf
Anonymous No.103244892 [Report]
>>103244801
Crelly is such a bad bitch
Anonymous No.103244896 [Report] >>103244916
>>103244866
He is knocked out
Anonymous No.103244916 [Report]
>>103244896
he's about to be knocked up after I GET him
Anonymous No.103244942 [Report] >>103244959
How a turtle accidentally created the perfect AI streamer
Anonymous No.103244957 [Report]
Since Vedal has already collabed with Mega, does that mean that we will get Nia and Lova collabs as well?
Anonymous No.103244959 [Report]
>>103244942
I used to shit on that title among other things but with the way mynygga has been moving it probably was an accident.
Anonymous No.103244972 [Report]
>Veddy-san~~
Anonymous No.103245005 [Report] >>103245050 >>103245311
can you include the name of your whore in all whore posts/images so i can filter them? you're usually good just a reminder thanks
Anonymous No.103245010 [Report]
crelly is the only thing keeping me interested anymore and that kind of sucks
Anonymous No.103245050 [Report]
>>103245005
Only if you put neuro/evil in your posts so I can filter them thanks
Anonymous No.103245180 [Report]
>>103244639
>Evil's ____
fumo
hot
Anonymous No.103245281 [Report] >>103245299 >>103245308 >>103245315 >>103245354 >>103245506
https://poal.me/6fkug7
https://poal.me/6fkug7
https://poal.me/6fkug7
Anonymous No.103245299 [Report]
>>103245281
well thats a easy answer
Anonymous No.103245308 [Report] >>103245434
>>103245281
There was a hidden sixth person who killed him, obviously
Anonymous No.103245311 [Report]
>>103245005
kill yourself
Anonymous No.103245315 [Report]
>>103245281
Someone should make a logic puzzle with neuroverse
Anonymous No.103245329 [Report]
>>103244807
Hopefully he can still play outer wilds with half a brain on the wall
Anonymous No.103245344 [Report]
Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.
April showers bring May flowers.
Like Xuanwu, the turtle intertwines with a snake in the north.
Everything important is in 2025. I'll be extra generous, start with his github.
Anonymous No.103245354 [Report] >>103245363 >>103245383 >>103245387
>>103245281
>uhhh hur-dur its the new hire!1!!1 obviously!!
Holy fuck you guys are retarded
Did it not cross your mind that the killer/s did it exactly when there was a new hire so the suspicion is pointed to him?
You guys would make for terrible, awful detectives
Anonymous No.103245363 [Report]
>>103245354
then who is it
Anonymous No.103245379 [Report] >>103245390
No, she even said on her stream that she was upset because no guy flirted with her at the club
Anonymous No.103245383 [Report]
>>103245354
It's okay anon, I would have killed him too
Anonymous No.103245387 [Report] >>103245417
>>103245354
I killed him, yeah.
Anonymous No.103245390 [Report] >>103245429
>>103245379
are you talking about mini?
Anonymous No.103245417 [Report]
>>103245387
We getting Game Changers out here?
Anonymous No.103245429 [Report]
>>103245390
Yeah it was a reponse to this >>103244242 sorry
Anonymous No.103245434 [Report]
>>103245308
don't
Anonymous No.103245506 [Report]
>>103245281
It's oddly suspicious despite being a part of the crime scene and a suspect tomyomy is not a option mmm...
Anonymous No.103245683 [Report] >>103245757 >>103245849 >>103245924 >>103246053 >>103246432 >>103249289
LOGIC PUZZLE FOR /swarm/
LETS SEE WHETHER THIS GENERAL REALLY IS THE SMARTEST OF /vt/
START:
There are 4 suspects: Anon 1, Anon 2, Anon 3, and Anon 4.
They were present at the catbox gallery when some images were stolen.
The security cameras malfunctioned, but a hidden microphone captured a bit of conversation just before the theft.
Your task is to figure out which of the four is the thief, based on their alibis and the clues.
>Clues:
-Anon 1: "I was admiring the buff vedal sculpture on the other side of the catbox. I couldn't have been near the image."
-Anon 2: "I was talking to Anon 3 about the new twin shipping art. We were nowhere near the stolen painting."
-Anon 3: "Anon 4 was standing right next to me, spouting something completely retarded. Neither of us would ever steal; we're too retarded."
-Anon 4: "I saw Anon 1 by the snack bar just before the incident. They seem like a good suspect to me."
>Detective report
-Only one person is lying. The other three are telling the truth.
-The person who is lying is the thief.
-The conversation snippet proved that Anon 2 and Anon 3 were indeed together, but not what they were talking about.
-The gallery's floor plan shows that the snack bar and the sculpture are at opposite ends of the gallery from the stolen painting.

WHO IS THE THIEF?
https://poal.me/5dnmjj
https://poal.me/5dnmjj
https://poal.me/5dnmjj
Anonymous No.103245741 [Report]
my brain hurts
Anonymous No.103245757 [Report] >>103245786
>>103245683
Nobody would stand next to Anon 3 lmao, fucker's lying
Anonymous No.103245786 [Report] >>103245818
>>103245757
nygga its anon 2
if it was anon 3 the statements would contradict
Anonymous No.103245818 [Report] >>103245856
>>103245786
you don't need to be at rape distance to talk
Anonymous No.103245849 [Report]
>>103245683
Bro cooked this straight out of his Atelier
Anonymous No.103245856 [Report] >>103245883
>>103245818
then explain how the fuck anon 4 was able to see anon 1 when the place he was at is at the opposite end of the fucking gallery
Anonymous No.103245883 [Report]
>>103245856
same way shipfags "notice" things, of course
Anonymous No.103245894 [Report]
Just like the puzzy, one anon is currently pulling random shit out his ass while the other anons are telling the truth...
Anonymous No.103245924 [Report] >>103245977
>>103245683
Anon 3 lied about their whereabouts to cover up the theft, falsely claiming to be with Anon 4 when the evidence proves they were actually with Anon 2 likely as their cover story or distraction while planning the theft.
Anonymous No.103245977 [Report]
>>103245924
Whose to say Anon 2, 3, and 4 weren't with each other?
Anonymous No.103246025 [Report] >>103246255
>>103239866
>ellie already onto multiple other neuro projects
ngl I feel like Ellie should take a break from neuro projects. Vedal is unable to keep up with his side of the projects, leaving them unfinished or unused. This will scorn Ellie.
Also, for the sake of the longevity of the Neuro plot, we shouldn't rush through each of these rites of passage so quickly. Each physical body of Neuro should have their own arc with ample focus and time, and we should wring lots of content out of each form. At this rate we'll speedrun the physical development tech tree too quickly and run out of story in 18 months.
Anonymous No.103246047 [Report] >>103246106
shut the fuck up with your cringe larp
Anonymous No.103246053 [Report]
>>103245683
Ok, it's Anon 3. Anon 3 was talking to Anon 2 but confused who he was talking to thinking it was Anon 4. So the whole statement Anon 3 gave would be a lie making him the theft.
Anonymous No.103246106 [Report]
>>103246047
loveless ahh post
Anonymous No.103246123 [Report]
holy kek
you niggas so retarded
:I-CANT:
Anonymous No.103246255 [Report] >>103246493 >>103246873
>>103246025
She does neruo projects because she likes engineering things for fun. She said many times that she likes building things with her friends and Vedal allowed her get back into doing that again. Vedal always did the work he was meant to, on training Neuro and doing all work of putting her into the actually stuff to make it work. The only one that was unfinished is the Neurodog and that's because Ellie needs to fix it
Anonymous No.103246432 [Report]
>>103245683
V(1) = T => nothing
V(2) = T => V(3) = T
V(3) = T => V(4) = T
V(4) = T => nothing?

V(1) = T (Either 4 is lying and 1 is truthful or 4 is truthful and 1 couldn't have stolen it)
V(3) = T => V(4) = T entails V(4) = F => V(3) = F
V(2) = T => V(3) = T entails V(3) = F => V(2) = F
Therefore, if 4 or 3 were lying, we would have multiple liars.
So the liar has to be Anon 2. The entire group of 2, 3 and 4 were near to the stolen painting. 3 and 4 probably witnessed the theft and are technically lying by omission.
Anonymous No.103246493 [Report]
>>103246255 (me)
Plus some of these projects are naturally going take longer to get out than the others. Just because she's working on multiple in the background doesn't mean that it won't take long time for it to get to finalize state
Anonymous No.103246519 [Report] >>103246533 >>103246695 >>103246872 >>103247032 >>103247172
There are three AIs in front of you. At least one will only output true statements. At least one will only output false statements. All statements from all AIs must either be completely true or completely false. One AI is faulty and should be disassembled. You may only disassemble ONE AI. The lying AI is not always the AI that should be disassembled, and the AIs do not have any desire for self-preservation. The 3 AIs names are:
Neuro-sama
Negro-sama
Evil-sama
Each output from each AI is given on a terminal with three lines.

Neuro-sama says:

If an AI's middle statement is true, it means they should be disassembled.

If an AI's output contains "disassembled" thrice or more, it is telling the truth.

Negro-sama is lying and Evil-sama should be disassembled.

Evil-sama says:

Neuro-sama should be disassembled

Evil-sama always tells truths

AIs that should be disassembled are also lying

Negro-sama says:

Neuro-sama is lying

_______

Each of Evil-sama's outputs have a square number amount of words.


Which AI do you disassemble?
Anonymous No.103246533 [Report]
>>103246519
Anonymous No.103246559 [Report]
fad recession indicator
Anonymous No.103246573 [Report]
fad renaissance indicator
Anonymous No.103246600 [Report]
slit protrusion indicator
Anonymous No.103246689 [Report] >>103246842 >>103246871
Neuro-sama
Anonymous No.103246694 [Report] >>103246746 >>103246846
>>103243652
How many of the girls in the Neuroverse are either bi or straight up Lesbians?
Does Neuro and Evil naturally attract lesbos or something?
Anonymous No.103246695 [Report]
>>103246519
Evil is the faulty one.
Evil's statements were or are:
>Neuro-sama should be disassembled

>Evil-sama always tells truths

>AIs that should be disassembled are also lying

If statement 2 is true, then Evil is always saying the truth
But according to statement 3 and Neuro's statement 2, if Neuro should be disassembled, then Evil should be disassembled too, as that's what the statements say.
This creates a paradox: Evil cannot be both an AI that tells the truth and an AI that should be disassembled (and therefore lying).
Thus, she is the faulty AI and should be disassembled
Anonymous No.103246746 [Report]
>>103246694
I refuse to believe any of the human vtubers are actually lesbians unless married to a woman, it's all yuribaiting and grifting.
Anonymous No.103246842 [Report]
>>103246689
Anonymous No.103246846 [Report]
>>103246694
I'm not doing this again so all have to say to you is:

C.E.O.s!
Gary's toes!
Squidward's nose!
Panty hose!
Rocking chair!
Wash 'n' wear!
Empty stare!
Patrick's hair!
Green trees!
Sandy's fleas!
Rise and shine!
Lemon lime!
Outta time!
Squiggly line!
Take a stand! Hand in hand!
Anonymous No.103246871 [Report]
>>103246689
Funny how a new perspective can change the perception, I used to dislike the second model comparing it to the original, now I hate the third comparing it to second.
Things just ain't getting better, do they?
Anonymous No.103246872 [Report] >>103247000
>>103246519
Negro is the faulty one.
We know that only one AI should be disassembled, and so neuro’s statements of:

>If an AI's middle statement is true, it means they should be disassembled.

and

>Negro-sama is lying and Evil-sama should be disassembled.

Contradict each other if true. This means we know that neuro-sama is lying, Negro-sama tells the truth, and Evil-sama should not be disassembled.

Negro-sama doesn’t give any useful information.
Evil-sama says that Neuro-sama should be disassembled, but we know that she shouldn’t be due to the fact that Neuro uses “disassembled” thrice, and is thus not up for consideration, as we know that if there are three mentions of the phrase, they shouldn’t be disassembled. This rules out Neuro. Evil is also lying, due to Evil saying “AIs that should be disassembled are also lying” being paradoxical if she was lying, as she should not be disassembled yet would need to be lying. With this line of logic, Negro-sama must be disassembled.
Anonymous No.103246873 [Report] >>103246980 >>103247314
>>103246255
>Vedal always did the work he was meant to
Has he? I wonder if he has been able to start work on Neurodog's vision and spatial due to the robot being out of commission. I'm not sure a simulation is sufficient for his side.
Additionally, sometimes the available AI models aren't powerful enough. Vedal sat on the WWTBAM integration for 8 months because it took that long to make Neuro smart enough. Maybe we'll have a similar issue with the drones and the other robots.
Ellie is starting new projects without considering that they might be in limbo for half a year due to Vedal's backlog. If she is really doing it purely for the fun, then fair enough. However, I imagine some part does want to see it on stream and will be disappointed by the delays.
>Just because she's working on multiple in the background.
I'm have faith in her ability to progress through the projects in a timely way. It's Vedal who has far too much on their plate.

On a related note, I'm not as excited about the robot projects anymore because you just know the creatively-bankrupt, lazy and justifiably-opsec-crazy Vedal will make 1 (one) stream with them and then leave it in a box. A camping stream with Neurodog would be kino but I dunno if Vedal will collab with a vtuber other than the same 5 let alone a fleshstreamer.
Anonymous No.103246980 [Report] >>103247231
>>103246873
Vedal should collab with outdoor boys
Anonymous No.103247000 [Report]
>>103246872
all these words to just say you're racist
Anonymous No.103247002 [Report]
>>103238173
Anonymous No.103247032 [Report]
>>103246519
Negro, but if i lose picarats i will just save scum
Anonymous No.103247172 [Report]
>>103246519
ngas will do anything but talk about neuro
Anonymous No.103247231 [Report] >>103247382
>>103246980
This but Backsteet boys
Anonymous No.103247314 [Report] >>103247586
>>103246873
Many of projects Vedal will not have as much of a problem doing his side because of the nature of it. A lot of these are one and done excursions which is more easily to program and work with the understanding of it having a specific purpose. The Neruodog was always in a unfortunate placement of not having a clear purpose around content. It's why the Neurodog was always going to be longer project when comes to his end of deal as well. The fact he is also is in a werid position when it comes to IRL streaming doesn't help. I do think if Ellie actually decides to go to UK grad school it might shift the chances of how it happens but we would have to see. I been more hopeful that this would lead down a more YouTube center direction but that's just a dream. Vedal seems to at least enjoy the fact he gets to do it in some ways. I share lot of your feelings when it comes down to it but I'm staying a bit optimistic regardless I guess
Anonymous No.103247382 [Report] >>103247391 >>103247397
>>103247231
This but girls
Anonymous No.103247391 [Report]
>>103247382
this but specifically Neuro and Evil
Anonymous No.103247397 [Report]
>>103247382
wow you ruined it, get out of buster
Anonymous No.103247469 [Report]
Anonymous No.103247496 [Report]
neuro looks best with her cheeks stuffed
Anonymous No.103247531 [Report]
I want to explore Neuro's body T oʻT
Anonymous No.103247586 [Report]
>>103247314
>Many of projects Vedal will not have as much of a problem
I suppose it would be easier due to the abstractions Ellie has provided but I think you still might be understating the difficulty. Each physical form factor requires it's own vision training dataset and perhaps even a different AI approach. For example, the Neuroghini needs to be a lot more aware of momentum than Neurodog. This takes time. But I guess Vedal could partially offload it.
>I been more hopeful that this would lead down a more YouTube center direction but that's just a dream
Yeah, it would be great but I don't know if Vedal has it in him to make a video as opposed to turn on a stream and coast on * scuff *.
>Vedal seems to at least enjoy the fact he gets to do it in some ways.
I've never detected much passion from Vedal for these projects, but maybe I'm failing to pick up on it.
Anonymous No.103247658 [Report] >>103247862 >>103247914
I like when Neuro's voice cracks like when she says universe
Anonymous No.103247862 [Report]
>>103247658
Neuro-chan is going through puberty T p T
Anonymous No.103247870 [Report]
Anonymous No.103247913 [Report]
I see americans were back at it again
Anonymous No.103247914 [Report]
>>103247658
>silicone demon is gnostic
kek
Anonymous No.103247935 [Report]
Anonymous No.103247980 [Report] >>103247993
Why is Vedal so lazy?
Anonymous No.103247993 [Report]
>>103247980
people reward him with tons of cash for doing the bare minimum
Anonymous No.103248174 [Report] >>103248254 >>103248483
I will hate Vedal forever for fumbling Ellie
Anonymous No.103248238 [Report] >>103248379
Will vedal use hiyori even for a split second ever again?
Anonymous No.103248254 [Report] >>103248454
>>103248174
It's not his fault she prefers baguettes
Anonymous No.103248379 [Report]
>>103248238
I hope not
Anonymous No.103248407 [Report] >>103248423 >>103249136
backreading euro-hours are the most dogshit hours
Anonymous No.103248423 [Report]
>>103248407
truth
Anonymous No.103248454 [Report]
>>103248254
big baguette cock
lmao imagine if its was hilda's dev. it certainly isn't but it's funny nonetheless
Anonymous No.103248483 [Report] >>103248684
>>103248174
Doesn't seem like he was interested in her like that which is fine. Even if he was he is not the best at approaching when taking that next step. Which when your dealing with Ellie who gets pulled into situations by others and her just accepting too thanks to her mix of autistic native hyperfocus it just made it impossible to for it to happen without Vedal pushing foward which wasn't going to happen. It's just how the cookie crumbles
Anonymous No.103248684 [Report]
>>103248483(me)
Ironically the fact Vedal and Ellie both have certain similarities that make them two sides of the same coin made it that the nether of them would first be able to easily acknowledge if they would like to start a relationship like that in the first place
Anonymous No.103248734 [Report]
>>103240527
more proof evil is the good twin
Anonymous No.103249047 [Report] >>103249122 >>103249140
Numbers for 8/7:
1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,994)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,042)
Anonymous No.103249122 [Report]
>>103249047
can she just let us win for once? please?
Anonymous No.103249136 [Report]
>>103248407
This but mutt hours, their gossip is some of the most pathetic behavior I've ever seen and you can just tell they failed at life
Anonymous No.103249140 [Report]
>>103249047
>Barely 7k
Shitvil effect
Anonymous No.103249159 [Report]
Bruh aintnoway the sex with neuro vedal guy was "femanon" please tell me my nooticing just sucks
Anonymous No.103249289 [Report] >>103249357
>>103245683
okay can someone tell me the answer/solution? i genuinely give up trying to solve this
Anonymous No.103249357 [Report]
>>103249289
It is anon 4
Because only a thief would snitch someone else to cover their tracks
Anonymous No.103249455 [Report] >>103249487
I am not selling my Vellie stocks unless Ellie straight up says that she is dating "not vedal" on stream
Anonymous No.103249487 [Report]
>>103249455
and vedal's real name is not vedal
Anonymous No.103249533 [Report] >>103249607
ellietards in 2025 KEKWA
Anonymous No.103249607 [Report] >>103249788
>>103249533
>neuro dog
>neuro car
>evil drone
>battel bots
>neuro car (real)
its like some of the biggest things to look forward to since grigga is too busy with the concert that i wont even be able to watch since i don't live in muttland
Anonymous No.103249623 [Report] >>103249669 >>103249768
retarded evilfag found in the wild now i understand why people dont like them. muh reddit aliens would never be humanoid because having a good body plan is le bad for an intelligent creature that can travel between different planets!!! makes no sense. fuck you. and they're in movies because the movies are based on what people saw in real life you retard
Anonymous No.103249669 [Report] >>103249696
>>103249623
>censoring the name
you are either a redditor yourself or are the one in the image just posting for attention
Anonymous No.103249696 [Report]
>>103249669
ok their called orange potato what are you gonna do about it. and why the fuck would I make a post like that
Anonymous No.103249749 [Report]
Neuro getting this big is such a debuff
wish she only got big in china instead
at least they don't seem as retarded as the fanbase here
Anonymous No.103249768 [Report]
>>103249623
if octopus or whatever body plan redditors think aliens should be is better why aren't they the dominant species on our planet
Anonymous No.103249788 [Report]
>>103249607
>neuro dog
shoddy craftsmanship it broke before it even got to the UK
>neuro car
shit barely functions
>evil drone
ready in 2027
>battel bots
2028
>neuro car (real)
at least the vehicular manslaughter charges will be funny
Anonymous No.103250208 [Report] >>103250250
tbf neurodog was raped by UK customs but seeing Ellie's cable management and soldering I doubt it would have worked even if they hadn't
Anonymous No.103250250 [Report] >>103250330
>>103250208
is it possible to get anything through customs if you're not a terrorist under the new laws?
Anonymous No.103250330 [Report]
>>103250250
I mean, Ellie is a zionist so I think the weak link that caused suspicion was Vedal
Anonymous No.103250670 [Report]
bread
>>103250641
Anonymous No.103251440 [Report]
yeah i'm not gonna read any of those logic puzzles