Thread 103301887

I’ve baked the next bread Edition

>jong sources:
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>Recent jong streams
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>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


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Today's Lucky yaku is... no yaku! Nyagger what are you thinking?!

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Previous Thread : >>103238273

Please don't push me down the cliff :'(

>>103302186
I went to mcdonalds and Steve was there. No wonder they fucked up my order that stupid bitch forgot the nuggets like usual

Old bread is still going strong

>>103304298
My DICK is still going strong.

>>103301887 (OP)
hobby: gem

My job is still going strong

>>103305672
all you do is work, when will you jong with us?

>>103305722
Maybe Wednesday

>>103301887 (OP)
Me on the right

/jong/...live!

>>103301887 (OP)
caught in a /jong/ place at a /jong/ time

GAY SEX ERP

>>103311980
No

>>103311980
yes, with him >>103312279

I hate the gays

but we love you

>>103312849
Seconded

>>103311980
m-message me

>>103313239
Sheep?

>>103313239
>>103314951
sent :)

dont send me stuff, I already have someone I like

Gay

Please stop seasoning my bread with fag

woof

you could've been watching Akarun for the past 2 hours instead of being gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQG_rdHHd3s

>>103319183
Dogs are based. Much better than those fucking cats we get around here...nasty creatures.

Anon has to stream now

>>103319491
does bird even play anymore? I haven't seen him in a friendly or streaming it in awhile

>>103319607
last time I saw him streaming he was grinding MMOs

>>103319339
https://poal.me/4h2btw

Personally I’m a meower but I respect anons who woof instead.

>>103301887 (OP)
Fun fact about the original version of this image: I didn't have any of the newer emotes on my PC and got lazy which is why I didn't include homeless anon. I still feel bad about it --- even though he probably doesn't care --- but I'm glad this edited version is the one being passed around! (and it's muuuuch better than the original idea I had to include him of just having him strike a pose next to doragon :3)
Yes I overthink everything how could you tell?

regular non crack mahjong with local yaku and four red 5s

Majsoul Friends Room 19627(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19627

>>103321422
2/4

I'm making food

>>103321422
still 2/4 um hello?: Hello? anons i saw your vote in the poal where are you???

that poal was before I got in bed

very disappointing

>>103321691
>local yaku

>>103321422
3/4
>>103321841
sex with local yaku

>>103321732
anon HATES us

>>103321422
started

I turned off kino for this, it better be good

it won't be

missed koko as i was getting a red panda pet in WoW

>>103322687
time well spent

yuzus in northwind

>>103321422
WJ, it was good

well jonged

>>103321422
wj

>>103321422
wj!

>>103322915
oops i called it northwind and ruined the joke

>>103323121
were you going for northrend?

This entire thread must be purged.

>>103301887 (OP)
Hello /jong/ I've acquired this for free, who am I going to get?

>>103323714
PANKO MANKO

>>103323164
yes, yuzus in northrend

>>103323507
How can you even consider that!? There's got to be some other way!

>>103323507
I know. Nobody voted for petplay femanon in the poll, that's how you know this thread is supremely gay.

>>103323714
da Mitchie

>>103323714
Nasa

>>103323861
>they make a Mitchie card
>it has alt art that's just a picture of her from her fansly with her tits and pussy out

>>103323838
>utherhime
kawaii...

>>103324133
>utherhime
I first read this as a fusion between "Ichihime" and "urethra" and got worried

>>103324261
you DID buy the limited run cat food studios tenbou sounding stick, right anon?

>>103324319
Sorry but the tiny cat penis spikes were too much for me...

>>103323714
I'm too tired to do this I'll do it tomorrow

>>103324567
Nini sweetie!

Watching crow on a 55" Samsung OLED TV

No one ever calls me sweetie...

I met Tenma and Uruka

>>103325376
That sounds horrifying. Are you safe anon?

>>103325578
I just didnt expect Tenma to be Chinese

What if your oshi lost against Krimbo in a game of mahjong, and per the agreement they made beforehand had to blacked by him on stream? Would you like it?

>>103325238
That's because you're a cutie not a sweetie!

>>103325643
who is krimbo?

>>103325635
That's the thing about the Chinese. You never expect them to be Chinese and then, boom. Chinese.
I had a cousin once. Cool dude. Lived down street. I knew him my entire life. Then one day. Boom. Chinese.

>>103326179
Anon, are you chinese?

famous ryan is streaming and he did not post link, kill him
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil

>>103326304
No, but I fear that it will come for me one day.

he hates us

if i ever start turning chinese, please kill me before i completely turn

even underscore EN turned chinese, it can happen to anyone

>>103318010
whom?

>>103326629
wouldn't you'd like to know huh?

>>103325643
>>103326622

>>103326871
that retard is everywhere
>>103326613

>>103326871
maybe this should be the last thread

isnt krimbo leaflits friend or something?

>>103326929
he is an old aspie too

Do you think Krimbo blacked Leaflit and her mom?

>>103326643
It's doragon isn't it? It's always doragon

Nina's poker stream thumbnail

>>103327069
i hope she goes broke and is forced to surrender her body to pay off her debts but never tells her husband. women have such sordid sexual lives

>>103327062
its a girl... I'm not gay...

>>103327290
Proof you like a girl?

>>103327342
are you a girl? why do you want to know? why am I getting interrogated?

you're not going to beat the gay allegations like this

ignore that guy
blitz no tips 4 reds all fun come join
Majsoul Friends Room 40363(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40363

i'm in a poko game that refuses to end

>>103327553
closed
I guess I'll go to sleep

goodnight "straight" anon

dont let it die

but i am die

You talk less about streams than lig does.

lig doesn't have yuzu

>>103330910
we need more jong streams

>>103331546
I may stream tomorrow

>>103331841
yay
i will be able to watch for once as i have called in sick

>Spill wax from candle onto my leg
>Get rock hard
I don't need more fetishes...

>>103333071
there are worse fetishes to get, like choking

I think vanilla is best

>>103331546
No thank you.

>The two gay anons did not ERP in the thread
This is why /jong/ deserves to die

Who's the second gay anon?

Me :3

Meow

Canada really is nothing but jeets and stick up Chinese women huh?

>>103337745
Cheap labor and infinite rapeable women? Sounds like paradise

>>103339530
No.

>>103339530
Yes.

>>103340281
Gay?

>>103340907
That's clearly a trap.

>>103341353
Uhhh haruna chan has a confirmed vaginer. U r gay

Homeless anon you should go to Japan, you can eat McDonald's for months
https://x.com/fx_masaozi3/status/1954010718162104400

I could go for some shaka shaka fries right now

Woof

haven't used this pc in so long this is the most recent pic in my download

Hello

>>103347108
>qb
>almost retarded
Yeah...almost...

>>103347108
almost retarded with stacked tits and ass. i miss slutbie

>>103347428
hi

>>103347510
https://x.com/khubiez/status/1954650845225656812

>>103347659
how does she distill so much mental illness into such a succinct creation? magnificent

>>103347108
I this this khubie like you wouldn't believe.

>>103347870
She was more tolerable before she started using a gay fake anime voice

>>103347983
I know this. It's why I won't let anyone memoryhole her original, her true self

>>103347870
>I this this
mankopanko-0.png

>>103348226
hmmm we could commission some pankomanko emotes

>>103348516
get that guy who Pippa commissioned for the Yuni emotes

sleepy sunday

SEX with TO (cheating, rigging, gay)

you would fuck this???

no I like boys

no i like little girls

i just like normal women

When's the next /jong/ meat up?

>>103352945
If it's human, biologically female, adult (between 19-30), and under 200 pounds I will probably be willing to fuck it.

/jong/ must win the next league. we will use the league cup to drink booze

>>103353105
armo

>>103353259
I don't live in Australia

You will have to drive to my work for us to meet up

>>103353293
that's fine
international people are allowed to enter

I burned my rice.
evens toss it and make a new batch
odds just avoid the burnt parts and eat the rest

>>103353959
Just get a rice cooker

>>103353987
I used a rice cooker.

>>103354034
how the fuck did you burn your rice then

i cook my rice in the microwave

I imported a zojirushi rice cooker from Amazon Japan

>>103354049
So the last time I made rice it boiled over and water bubbled out of the little vent and made a mess. So I read on the internet that you could just put in enough water to just cover the rice.
It was either because I put in less water than the instructions said, because I added the water after putting the rice in the pot, or maybe the butter I added fucked things up for some reason (I doubt it, but I can't rule it out).
Either way, this is less edible than I thought so it's time for rice cooking round 2.

gaijin-kun...

Didn't get the ideal apartment but if the inspection for the next one goes well maybe I'll be homed before Friday

>>103354329
the bubbling out the vent always happens with mine no matter how much water there is or how much I wash the rice. A good rule of thumb I found it wash, then soak your rice for 30 minutes. drain then add the rice and water to the cooker at a 1:2 ratio. Turn on, and then once it flicks back to 'keep warm' take it off and let it sit for 10 minutes before fluffing with the rice paddle.

being homeless is your identity. you can't just stop being homeless.

I was willing to home homeless anon but it seems he didnt want be my roommate...

>>103354644
Sorry I must have missed it

homeless anon (actually housed, fake, not australian)

>>103354478
Not washing the rice is part of the problem, but I don't have a strainer or anything. I read that adding butter helps prevent bubbles though.

>>103354915
you should invest in one. unwashed rice contains some bad stuff like arsenic and heavy metals

>>103354915
I just swish the rice in the pot and pour water out the top a couple times, no need for a strainer

>>103355575
yeah this works fine

>>>/vg/534760208
give me the cool version of Sara

Rice attempt number 2 was more successful.

beans are easier to cook than rice, and they taste better, and have more fiber

I don't want to fart

>>103357102
I don't like beans.

I cook beans and rice at the same time in my instant pot

>>103357269
beans go better with rice if you cook them separately and just eat them together on the same plate
>>103357230
lentils are a good alternative and easier and faster to cook

should I buy the Momo swimsuit even though I never play her

i will

no

nyes

morning jong

>>103358980
its midnight...

>>103359009
It's morning when I wake up, and it's night when I go to bed, simple as.

it's morning here, so good work being correct

Hey jong, I'm live and about to derank (169/1400) https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>103358980
Ohayo doragon.

watching anon now, but has anyone got comfy anime to watch while delirious in bed due to being sick

>>103359637
my comfort anime will always be gintama

>>103359637
Watch the Uma anime, its CGDCT

>>103359637
Nichojou? A place farther than the universe?

>>103359637
last time I was delirious with a fever was when I was rewatching hakumei to mikochi

>>103359683
think i tried that a while ago and it wasn't for me
>>103359708
probs will do this
>>103359722
already watched them, i try to visit the ship everytime it comes to my local harbor
>>103359740
will check it out

Uma wins again

my internet died
did anon survive derank

>>103360975
Is this creature for sex?

I'm not even retarded

>>103361642
Im calling a big ol doubt on that one

I'm not even gay

For the last three days I’ve been reminiscing about the nap i took on Friday. I was so fucked but that nap saved my life. I had a very long, vivid dream with a 10min full detail sex scene and when i woke up my joints popped like a mummy coming back to life. A perfect hour and a half of snoozing and i was completely refreshed. God i hope i sleep that we again

>>103361356
I went down to 15 points and decided to make tomorrow night's stream my actual derank stream for real this time.

>>103361578
perchance

Goodnight jong.

>>103362587
Wake up!

You will be forced to play mahjong if you wake up

/jong/....live!

cute fox

I need a cute fox or wolf boy in my life

>>103365801
>boy

I dont discriminate, I just want to be loved

I sleep in my car for hopefully one of the last times

/jong/ civ 6 marathon game when?

last civ I played was 5

I played civ 6 once then quit forever when I came across the global warming mechanic

>>103367072
Thats why I play standard rules instead of expanding storm

can't you change the global warming rate when you start the game?

>>103367315
there's a mod for it

>>103367072
i can't remember that being a thing

I will soon play it again and turn off the gay global warming thing (i didn't think it was an option before)

>>103331841 (Me)
Can't stream for the next 2 weeks fml

I always have climate change and disaster intensity to max but ALWAYS TURN OFF DRAMATIC AGES its annoying as fuck

man made climate change is not real

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good morning!
looking forward to another horrible day on this earth

Are (You) going to post a koko? Perhaps a sanma tonpuu for our femanon?

they all have dicks, that includes qb too

femanon should've joined the tourney if she wanted to play s*nma

If femanon wants a sanma game she should post tits

QB will be the first to go after the CEOs when AI takes over

>>103373915
I know which one she can start with

>>103374021
No I mean as in QB will be the first the AI kill after the suits that run their companies

>>103374146
Shes so useless

>>103374257
pull for Luigi and do it yourself

Wife mahjong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdF2KMDkd8

let it die

>>103377126
Hmm meow

MEOW

work at I'm

Cats are disgisting creatures.

i feel sick, going outside was a mistake

one tile, one opportunity, would you riichi, or just let it skip?

I'd dama, hand is worfless

>>103380333
soulless >:c

>>103380333
dama and take any tanyao upgrade

Currently shitting

In the bush?

At work

Slacker.

who was there when /jong/ died?

i was in bed, still am

>>103384682
I was on a walk thinking about what i want to make for dinner

are you gonna miss australia homeless anon?

Attention, I have an announcement to make
Khubie SUCKS
That is all.

>>103387157
yeah me

>>103387157
Yeah, me

>>103386220
I have another year so I will have to see how I feel once I have to leave for good. I think in some ways yes.

dofume jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

post a room

you do it

>>103390275
nyo

Majsoul Friends Room 18806(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18806

local yaku + 4 aka enabled

i like to be treated sometimes

>>103390371
2/4

>>103390371
2/4
hello anons are you there?

>>103390550
i knew i should have just posted this in mjg

>>103390571
youre still allowed to do that its ok

you do it

Don't worry anons I got your back

>>103390371

3/4

I'm at work

started

>>103390371
started

I'm at work

I'm in bed

Okay, jong, this time it's my deranking stream for real. 15/1400! https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

I wish I was at work

>>103390371
wj
time to watch anon die

>>103392528
same kind of, need the money
casual sucks, losing a week of pay due to being sick

>>103390371
wj

i am installing civ 6 again and if i don't like it again i'm blaming you

>>103392869
lets play, I have never played 6 yet

>>103392869
There’s a megumin civ

>>103392992
who is the megumin civ

>>103393674
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951144129

>>103393878
Sex with this civ.

>>103393906
the crimson demon clan is literally built for impregnation

>>103394080
true

Im
Looking forward ro waking up to fresh bread

Where's the civ six game lobby?

i cbf making space on my drive to install it

>>103394659
anon please buy an new ssd, I beg you

Why is jong brown?

Its the one south american ruining it for us

I may be south american but I'm whiter than fr*nch furry

>>103394695
I'm waiting till I get a new PC so I can just start from scratch.

Huge plot twist of fuzzys native algerian

he's actually a filthy quebeccian

>>103394837
honorary LatinX, we are almost related

I'm so white that I claim I'm some fraction native american

I'm half

now that we've hit the bump limit i can confidently say that this is the last thread

Goodnight everyone. Have fun baking the new thread.

>>103396501
Anon I can't do it you need to do it!

not it

I'm homeless I can't do it

yo no puedo hacerlo yo no se ingles