Thread 103398787

Kekspert Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
https://www.twitch.tv/amatsukiluni
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
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https://www.twitch.tv/tomoriru3
[YouTube] 【VPL Vプロ】VPL最終節 5分ディレイ配信 #雀魂 #vpl #vプロ 【雀魂】
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>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

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>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is...chinitsu! The highest value yaku in the game sans yakuman! Will you push for this guaranteed limit hand, or will you fold to a riichi?

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Previous Thread : >>103301887

gm

>>103400189
No

>>103400189
Good morning french fry. I'm eating many of you in this HSP. It's kind of mid I wish I had gotten something else

what's that green and yellow arrow thing?

>>103400692
It means she's baby

recently going from a 4chan tab to another 4chan tab makes my browser freeze for 20s it's really annoying

>>103402535
it's just the /jong/ tab that does this for me

Sex crow is live. Male on stream alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXZjSXyKFo

>>103402616
you're fast

I'm always watching

>>103402545
why is /jong/ cursed?

>>103403757
4chan isnt used to /jong/ level loading quality content

You remembered the subject this time

>>103406093
next time anon will even fix the broken links

https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf she ranking AND singing

>>103407344
Vivi cute

>>103408923
indeed, one of the few female vtubers I can stomach to watch

>>103407344
>mahjong playing woman
Can I get a QRD on why she is a WHORE?

>>103411511
from what I gathered she grooms innocent female vtubers into playing mahjong and tft

>>103410414
Ume HATE

>>103411538
That makes her a BITCH but I'm not sure if that's what makes her a WHORE.

>>103412854
be nice

>>103412854
be nice to vivi, she is lovely

I love BITCHES and WHORES but only if they play MAHJONG

>>103412948
>>103413076
There is nothing wrong with being a WHORE. Some of our most lovely streamers are WHORES like Mitchie (WHORE: Accurate) and Nina (WHORE: Married).

>>103412948
Silence simp

is it really simping if he does it to multiple girls

>>103415075
Yes. That just means he's a simp per se rather than a simp for a specific girl.

Leave furry alone, his women are being raped by brown people

I think Frenchie should go to Croatia so we can party together

>>103422170
what the hell are you doing there

last /jong/ meet up someone got touched inappropriately

why wasn't i invited

it was no gays allowed

Is homeless anon actually deported from Australia?

Nina soon

Is Nina jonging or

homeless anon has been linked to multiple rapes and murders and location is currently unknown
we could track him with the help of China due to his mjs logins but they will not cooperate

>>103423574
He's traveling Europe and selling his body for sex.

>>103423748
it's a derank stream, so probably 1 game and then back to shadoba

>>103422214
In the far future I may travel there because my family has property there and I want to mooch off them

What the hell are you guys saying about me

stop touching people unorthorized

I won't be attending ARMO this year because I'm not Australian. Cheers.

>>103424329
You don't need to be Australian and attendance is mandatory.

Ill go but only if i get touched inappropriately

I already used all my vacation this year for Evo sorry

>>103424521
I (ugly, fat, bastard) will touch (limp handshake, sweaty palms, eye contact averted) you

>>103426918
your handshake will be so awkward because youre fatigued from finger blasting a hot slut, of course. ill gladly shake your sodden hand

None of you are as fat as the median Melbourne player

NINA WILL NEVER MARIO KART AGAIN

>>103427860
she'll derank and pretend mahjong doesn't exist for a couple of weeks

Nina deranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qw0LU8_I_U

>>103428373
is she deranking to kekxpert?

>>103428457
yeah, 87 points left

over under on if her husband will be a widower after the derank?

I'm going to play kutsuji again

it should've been joseph

if nina deranks i get to impregnate her in front of her husband. we wont stop until her pregnancy is confirmed by three doctors. that could take weeks.

>>103428812
I suspect she beats her husband after she loses at mahjong.

beats his schmeat with her face

I think wosemi should jong after she's free

>>103429116
we should send our strongest groomers, we cannot miss this opportunity to add another femanon to our ranks

>>103429037
giwtwm

This board is probably about to melt down again.

>>103429328
I don't look at the rest of the board, who's graduating?

>>103429360
rosemi just graduated so fishman just executed 10 talents for her salary

>>103429405
>nijisanji
nothingburger, i expect one dead /jong/ threads before they hit the bump limit

>>103429551
she's one of the good ones

i think rosemi should jong

>it's real
AAAIEEE SHE WAS THE ONE THAT STARTED MY ASMR ADDICTION NOOO thank God she's getting out of Niji

/jong/ should start a corpo

>>103430003
okay but males are banned

You can't make a corpo with 2 talents,, especially when 1 is a brit

>>103430207
simply lie to get some more talents and don't follow up on whatever you had to promise to get them to sign

>>103430207
qb should become a pimp

>>103430089
but without males we just have that

Yippee

>>103431047
grats

>>103431047
who?

close one

>>103431316
we only have a single ryan, you should be able to figure this out

>>103431377
i dont remember the fag being master

>>103431832
he has been master in both game modes for months

>>103432058
apparently im too straight to notice. unlike some of you.

>>103431150
Ty!
>>103431316
archia_basil
>>103431377
>>103431832
>>103432058
There's another anon who posts Ryan emotes here and probably in /mjg/. I'm not here too often because I tend to grind ranked on my own/off-stream. The friendlies are nice here but I'm also not joining them too often. Also never had a chance to play one of the tourneys here which is another reason why I might be less known.

>>103432304
Translation: He HATES us.

>>103432584
all the /jong/ chuubas hates us, they don't even stream mahjong anymore

homeless anon owes us jong streams when he becomes not homeless

he also owes me money

the fag has become the birds new rival

>>103432304
people post ryan emotes for gayposting not because they actually play him

>>103432796
That might still be a while because I am picky

>>103428373
she lives

the only thing i remember about da wose is that she sounds like a dork and her fans are psychotic sexual predators that pretend to be nerdy and harmless. sad to see her go though.

>>103433885
>sad to see her go though
getting out of nijisanji is a blessing

>>103433885
>her fans are psychotic sexual predators that pretend to be nerdy and harmless
Im her fans

boss told me to go home
wish i was workin rn

>>103435547
Do you want to be jonging rn?

>>103436073
ye

>>103436142
Fuck I forgot the link I'm retarded
Majsoul Friends Room 39143(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39143

>>103436153
2/4

>>103436153
3/4

>>103436153
Started

Starting to remember why I don't jong anymore

where's my uumensai

i have all your souzu

>>103436153
wj

>>103436153
I'll never forgive the French

>>103436153
well jonged and fuck Yuzu I'm going to the gym

>>103436153
WJ & thanks for the game! Sorry for the small hands but really didn't want to give me any good tiles...

Where's the fourth wj...?

>>103437539
see >>103437472

>>103437472
What did I do this time?! :0

>>103437530
the multiple double nagashi rounds that game was cursed

>>103437570
>Already forgot the dealer mangan ron

>>103437601
that was only like 2 han
i got a mangan on you but i wasn't dealer

>>103437601
I actually forgot... Brain is tired today sorry :'(

>>103437645
First dealer rotation he hit me with one I think. I just woke up and SOMEONE did not say it was a blitz no tip room

>>103437686
It wasn't a blitz no tip room. Only no tips. Mayb I make normal room later in evening

>>103437686
I tsumod his dealer turn which was right after he haneman tsumod my dealer turn. Then I hit you with a mangan ron on the chun as I was hoping local yaku (uumensai) was on as homeless anon had evidently wasn't using default settings, but they weren't
then you rinshand

>>103437539
>[Deleted]

>>103437877
Be quiet panko manko!!

>>103438042
I don't think that's how you say that

>>103437530
small hands make my penis look bigger so it's okay

gay anon (french) is for rape, not friendly skinship

French anons how fast is la poste? Apparently my package has already left France within a day or so of being posted, impressive

I want to be friends with french anon but he doesn't know

>>103440696
I'll tell him! He needs friends

>>103440419
>French anons how fast is la poste?
They used to be insanely slow but from my experience they've been getting much better and are, I think, pretty fast rn!
The only issue I still have with them is the opening hours of their post offices lol
>>103440696
Aww <3
Pretty sure you're talking about the other french anon so good luck! ;3

>>103441830
I want to be friends with you

hagnihilation

>>103442052
That actually stunlocked me for a solid minute (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Should I make a Discord account or something? :3
>>103442528
Big points wao :0

>>103442658
if you make a discord I'm definitely grooming you, I'm not even gay but I dont care

>>103442658
>discord

No discord grooming actually happens, half of this thread (myself included) can barely hold a conversation for more than a few minutes at a time

>>103443238
i can talk about politics and video games for hours

I've raided with my guild for years and I don't think most in my raid team even know my voice because I never speak, and people not in the raid team probably don't even know who I am because I never chat.

I could snooze for hours

it's nap time, gl

I was gonna draw Lin on Wplace but they are sniping all loli stuff so fuck them

>>103448007
i hate fags so much it's unreal

I forgot to open the Phase Connect trading card (singular.) Should I keep it sealed in the hopes of being able to sell it to some retard in 10 years for $20,000?

>>103450386
You'd probably get a grand for it in a year or so when the company that made them goes out of business like most ones that do stuff with phase do

>>103450490
>retards spent half a million dollars crowdfunding a vtuber tcg
grim

>>103450539
Don't forget
>Still haven't sent out half of the founder stuff yet cause they've not made it yet

I FORGOT TO BUY THE CON EXCLUSIVE LIA PACKS

>>103450589
why the fuck did they spam a bunch of sponored streams to shill it even more then

/jong/ should become an oshi push general for shits and giggles, just for one thread

>>103450386
Wait til your oshi unhimes herself then sell

I thought weiss already did vtumor cards

>>103452712
only homolive

Goodbye /jong/

>>103457225
JONGERS could be here

Good mornyan

>>103459341
nyahello

HOLY SHIT QB IS PLAYING MAHJO?G
FRIENDLI OPENED https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

not clicking

>>103460155
room is #69743

>>103460460
started, thanks for joining :D

grinching becuase she kicked me last time

WJ

Well jonged!

well jonged!

That bitch played mahjong while I was waging

Who?

>>103463087
I just woke up from a 10 year coma who's QB?

>>103463087
>moヒa bitch
you're going to have to work on your handwriting

>>103463215
lovely British vtuber and /jong/er extraordinaire

>>103463215
This thing

>>103463215
Khubie is a living, porcelain puppet granted life by the dying wish of a Victorian era puppet maker.

>>103463243
it's cursive

>>103464475
you lifted your pen multiple times and none of the letters are connected, my grade school teacher would be rolling in her grave if she could see it

>>103464848
Xapitan...?

evens shread left over chicken for pasta
odds shred left over chicken for wrap
0 just eat the leftover chicken cold

should i host a koko

>>103469131
not until Clio stops yapping

>>103469283
we're going to be here all night if that's the case

>>103469368
she'll start the game in the next hour or two

Majsoul Friends Room 35847(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35847

>>103469924
2/4

wtf is nina doing?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4YVDnsO8kDs

>>103469924
2/4 fvbgbh

>>103469924
3/4

>>103470151
hand over the strong zero, somewhere near me started stocking them and they taste worse than the nip ones for some reason

I've never been to Japan nor have I had a Strong Zero

>>103470228
JOIN THE ROOM OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
3/4

>>103470267
I'm busy, I'll join in 30 minutes if you still haven't filled

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>103469924
Still waiting for one more

mutsuki HATES us

>>103469924
still 3/4

>>103469924
started

return to a simpler time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdH8eTydWY&list=RDahdH8eTydWY&start_radio=1

wish i was jongin rn

>>103471216
i think pippa should go back to being a 2view

>>103469924
wj!

>>103469924
>]
wj

>>103450890
I actually got an Oshi Push affiliate code, but missed the application for the shill streams because I was wageslaving
There was also supposed to be an affiliate tournament that never ended up happening

just got stabbed multiple times during a blood test

Nina, 10500, E4, 1 4th from deranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbQwI8VVzIU

>>103472444
Did your blood pass or is it getting held back?

>>103472673
A+

I don't even know my blood type

>>103472541
500 points left

this is the stream

Great job retards you jinxed it

>>103472823
it isn't, she started luckshitting

ffs

>she gyakuten'd
bravo /jong/keks

>>103471438
What 2view is this?

>>103473125
she's still in derank range and the mindbreak is better after she gets a glimmer of hope

>>103473205
wot

Im gonna do it

Im serious this time its going to happen

loop 3 begins

>A+
>A
>A
deserved derank

>>103474070
I get A+ sometimes, how do I cope with being as bad as Nina

>be Nina's husband
>she leaves her streaming room after a few games of mahjong
>go to greet your lovely wife
>she pushes you to the ground and starts to stomp on you
>"Kuso, kuso, kuso, kuso!" she yells over and over again
>she finally leaves
>you roll over and cough up blood

HERE IT COMES

>>103474058
Deserved for abandoning her will to improve.

meow

>>103474780
Cats are disgusting creatures.

>>103474780
>t. brown

>>103474826
nyoo thats nyot true nya

>>103474826
You wouldn't say that if you saw the pictures of anon's cute kitty.

Yuzu could tap dance on my nuts and i would say thank you

>>103475012
Daaaaan anons cat looks like that???

How hard is it to beat WARP DRIVE MACHINE?

Goodnight sluts.

>>103476111
nini

>>103474826
My cats are cute. Well one of them is.

>>103477083
Prove it, meow!!!

>>103477126
I'm at work.

why does the 1011 year old crow keep collabing with the nijisanji "virtual schoolboy in my 2nd year of middle school"

my cat keeps trying to seduce my pet lizard

maybe your lizard should stop being such a tease

maybe he is not a manwhore, and maybe she is an old hag

Majsoul Friends Room 33939(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33939
4 aka, local yaku and never filling enabled


>>103477126
https://litter.catbox.moe/69jr96ol3yy9pr7b.png
On the left, cat coming up to my car after waiting for me to get home to welcome me home, cute. On the right, cat sitting on my bed, probably hasn't moved all day, retarded, would probably play sanma if he could, not cute.

3/4

furry did you leave or did i accidentally kick you

>offline
he's dead

was about to cross post
back to 3/4

pitlet account

back off she is mine

why does gay anon hate me?

because you are not a cute boy

JOIN

KIWI

omg mikobot hi

started

electricity went out, gomen

>>103479724
i was moving shit on my desk and accidentally hit my mouse and cursor was near the cross, so i thought i had friendly fired you

this is why you cant trust the fr*nch

pom

the fuck is umemensai

>>103479974
it's what i have been forcing the past 3 hands

>>103479974
winning hand needs to have one block each of manzu pinzu souzu winds dragons

wj

>>103478998
wj

well jonged

wj

>couldn't jong with anyone today
Pain...

>>103411511
led on 5 men, some fans, some chuubas. nuked her old account when it came out and almost nuked this one too when diacovered
>>103412948
I refuse

>>103480846
>led on 5 men, some fans, some chuubas
never happened
also leave your drama at >>>/vt/asp/ this is a place for jonging, don't know how you got here, you probably searched her link and found this thread but this is not the place for this

>>103480846
disregard >>103480919 and give me all the drama on our male vtubers

I was into a boy back then so it wasn't me

>>103481062
like... inside him?

Finally, a good post

>>103481174
Why don't we have a famous Hoshino

>>103481270
Does /jong/ have pedophiles?

iya warui ne~

>>103481270
she's the only bag i couldn't bag

The story of Undertale

>>103481134
if I was inside that would have been gay

Sad news] Matatabi is graduating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJRiZRILyc4

>>103482741
oh what the fuck

>>103482741
why? :c

>>103482741
I cant nihon jouzu so ill believe this. This is sad i liked the wolf. This is undoubtably ninas fault

It's so over.

>>103481347
yeah, me

this is it

no freedom, only bread
>>103486261