Thread 103568701

I didn't want to bake but you forced my hand Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXZjSXyKFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRw7BHrcvBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qw0LU8_I_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbQwI8VVzIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJRiZRILyc4

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

- Matatabi is graduating
- League 6 questionnaire, give your feedback NOW https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhIgf16sic
- We got our ass kicked in Lord of the Board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81icHOYKJDQ&t=17888s

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is...chinitsu! The highest value yaku in the game sans yakuman! Will you push for this guaranteed limit hand, or will you fold to a riichi?

Related threads
>>>/vt//pcg/
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>>>/vm//doko/
>>>/vg//mjg/

Previous Thread : >>103486261

Nina SEX

I was this close to baking, thank God you swooped in and saved the day.

how nice of you to voluntarily bake

Thank god I almost baked

I call baking next thread

>>103568729
i was one click away from baking

>>103568754
it wasn't voluntary

>>103568836
Only reason I was gonna bake was to add the zomboid server to the OP

Don't bake

I'm saving my OP for a future thread, I'm leveling up my baking skills.

Khubie is streaming for the THIRD TIME today (shadoba)
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

No jong it's off topic

We (yes we) hate Khubie

She didn't sabotage my team so she's ok in my book

She sabatoged her team by being terrible which means she's just like me frfr.

>it was a sponsored azur lane stream
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MAHJONG COLLAB RABBIT

>>103570871
She needs more money to buy booze in japan

I love male collabs the most

someone keeps making this thing bigger like a cancer. It's ruining my hometown's aura (along with the other cringe tranny shit)

>>103572479
fags ruin everything

>>103572479
mine has a tranny flag that keeps getting bigger and a bunch of tranny hearts dotted around and over artwork, they're all done by the same 3 people that have their discords attached

>>103572898
Someone is starting to delete pixels from it and i will also do it (once i finish drawing my anime girl)

Pippa is getting roasted, it's over for doragon

I've finally gotten this god forsaken 0.1% chance room number I promised anon!! I'm finally free! FREEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh yeah, koko btw
Majsoul Friends Room 77444(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77444

>>103575804
2/4

>>103575804
nice numbers

>>103575804
3/4
>>103576008
Thanks!!! :D

>>103575804
I'm coming wait for me!nn

>>103575804
Started! Thanks for coming :3

The famous disconnector...

RIP anon he will be missed :'(

I hope no one will miss me

I've ensured that no one will miss me

evens natty
odds forced
0 act of god

well jonged!

>>103575804
3/4 again! WJ <33

>>103575804
3/4 again get in here jongers!

>>103577777
Checked

>>103577777
Holy digits! WJ <33

Where is our fourth jonger...we need you

>>103575804
I'll crosspost the holy room in a few minutes if nobody joins (brain is getting sleepy :3)

Go hotwheels go!

Stupid sexy miko...

Miko I will rape you.

>>103575804
Wuh juh'd

>>103575804
WJ!!! Those 2 games were so fun :D

>>103575804
wj

>>103575804
wj

>>103580160
...

wj!

doko

SEX with WHEELCHAIR

>>103580585
I posted this

sex with Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmmw_3E-lzM

i think airi should jong

>>103580585
Before the 1st date?!

>>103580683
>play strip mahjong with Airi
>end up naked and tied to the mahjong table while being pegged by Airi

>>103580776
>wants to date a /jong/er
grim

>>103581366
>pegging
Why is everyone in this general a faggot?

>>103582208
Like yourself?

>>103582257
NOOOO!!!!! NOT ME!!!!!!!

>>103582208
I'll have you know that I am the last jonger to have not gay posted.

>>103583166
False

>>103583239
A/S/L?

>>103583574
K/Y/S

>>103584480
that seems a bit excessive

>>103584480
that's illegal

Remon outfit soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flnUnixuB_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flnUnixuB_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flnUnixuB_U

>>103585279
cats don't have rights

my old car is full of mildew
it's so fucking over

>>103585402
Can you clean that out? My passenger seat got milk spilled on it once and I don't think I can get the stains out...

>>103585532
It's tedious but it can be cleaned out. But combined with all the parts I have removed from that car to repair my other car as well as a friends car, this is basically the line that makes it too much effort to bother fixing.

>>103585308
her new outfit should've been a lemon gijinka

>>103582208
being pegged in this situation is the default irony for this type of setup. its not because anon is gay, its just because its the path of least resistance to situational irony

Would you tuck this fox in?

>>103586484
no

>>103586484
Yes, getting ready for bed is always the nicest feeling

>>103586484
my brain keeps autocorrecting tuck to fuck

>>103586509
you made her sad
>>103586520
you make her glad
>>103586523
you make her cum

>>103586569
>you make her cum
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!

nini

sex fox

Gomory's 3d model is alright but I wish she would go back to her old one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSiO9TBcXIs

>>103586645
nini

My wife lemons new outfit is CUTE

>>103586645
good night fat doragon!

>>103586647
woof

>>103586722
>fat
now that was just uncalled for

>>103586773
he is though

I did not care for the sex fox

>>103586982
>>103586998
She insists upon herself

she should insist upon me

>>103586953
how about cunny?

My favorite Blue Archive isn't even in Mahjong Soul

>>103587092
Yeah I wish Toki made it instead of Hoshino

I will poko

poko koko doko

/jong/...live!

wake up new vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPt2EcJOzUU

>male
nyo

>>103588484
take adept jinjin instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HaPR5IlmxY

>>103588524
thank you. male vtubers who arent /jong/ should be executed

>>103588536
what if he was /here/ and you just hurt his feelings?

>>103588556
if he is not /jong/ then his feelings are valueless

>>103588524
>ended
and the male is playing sanma

>>103588829
I give up. Lets see you take a crack at it.

>>103588893
no one that i know of is on
you should stream

I should stream

do it

>>103588941
im all comfy in bed so no

I still haven't gotten a place but as soon as I can I will

/jong/ I'm going to sleep don't die while I'm away!!

>>103590331
no

>>103591983
>>103590331

4chin keeps freezing my whole pc i'm losing my mind

>wake up
>sio playing sanma
>go back to sleep

>>103595243
thank you other sheep you reminded me I haven't played all the sanma tourney matches

>>103595326
enjoy your certificate of grinching

I just killed a spider.

>>103596578
why though?

>>103596648
Evil

>>103596648
To test the limits of my abilities.

I had to uninstall soul from My phone so would stop playing sanma before going to bed

>>103598969
i once said that to a girl after going on a hike with her and mentioned the reason i didnt eat anything before or during was "to test the limits of my vessel"

pretty sure i stole that from naruto

no... I'm being cucked by an old man

>>103599604
BAfags really are the MLP of today

>>103599974
its ok to be cucked by him only if hes using the wolf skin

>>103600021
at least its basically human pussy this time

>>103600021
I just watched this dumb bitch deal into honors and I'm mad

>>103600206
all honors or just dealt in with honors?

>>103600739
she took the greedy tanki wait over a good wait because she had a chun ankou, discarded dora nan to give left lord three dora, then left lord peis, then she draws a once cut haku and deals in to tanki haku instead of switching wait to haku tanki

Does /jong/ wanna coop SM64?
https://sm64coopdx.com/

no

>>103599974
Isn't he in his early 30s? I bet you're older than him

>>103602492
this except shes riding my cock

what are you doing today anons?

>>103605151
Right now jerking it

I'm at work and the other guy that was supposed to be here called in so I have to do everything today

I'm going to work even though I think I'm sick

I never miss work even when sick

I've never had work

being alive is work enough

So when is the /jong/ [insert social event here]?

Evo 2026, I'll bring tiles and a junkmat

imagine the smell

When is the jong femanon gang bang?

I hate fighting games but I'll happily play Hisoutensoku or Melty Blood

based marisa's ass enjoyer

>>103608618
Femanon is practicing her flexibility, should be a couple more months then we’ll move into the chateau

I haven't played a fighting game since soulcalibur 2 was new and we were playing it on ddr pads at a lan party

Fighting games boring now, also bump

Faggots

wish i was jongin rn

finally made it to sun room.. and there is no one there

please come play fighting games with us in /fig/
we are desperate

>>103613735
Congratulations, I've only made it to sun room in sanma so far

>>103613735
frank only puts bots in moon and star so good luck finding a game during non peak hours, I think my last RC ranked game was an /mjg/ friendly in sun tonpuu because someone had to beg for people to queue

I have never had a problem getting a game in sun room.

Me either because I discarded the client

shant~

>>103615277
>[Deleted]

>>103614092
Did somebody say, Moon and Star?

when is /jong/ league 1

It started and ended today

>>103588524
>has the same bgm as phase weekly for her starting screen

dumb woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtXvIQDcNI

Crow watching highschoolers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-UzwQFQn0

Hey jong, I'm going live with jong again and I'm still very much so in derank range https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>103617515
who won

>>103620417
anon told me had a boyfriend in the other thread so I can't watch you anymore

>>103620432
you had a*

might watch anon at work if I can get into this nest i have made for myself at this site

I'm already home from work

I'm hardly working

people keep hovering around my nest

are you not in your car anymore?

my prior posts were from my car but now I'm back on site

If you thought I was homeless anon referring to a homeless nest, I am not homeless anon. This is a work nest.

>>103620432
>https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
i dont think thats faganon but i wouldnt be that surprised

>>103621553
I am homeless anon and I am no longer at work I am at m1

>>103619041
too old for her

the mcrib is gone again. gonna kms

>>103623115
the mcrib is gross. im glad its gone

>>103623190
yeah but it's still good in a gross way

>>103623205
it just tastes like mcdonalds bbq sauce idk why youre so hung up on it

>>103622155
>m1
you're still adept on my screen

futoshi vs shibukawa vs naga (vod, not live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp51_Q-et_g

>>103623244
No here

>>103623381
>Hobart
is my mixer australian?

>>103623381
Austria!

>>103600001
I agree, now give me my sex fox containment board

>>103623521
She is wolf

>>103623555
the sex wolf position is already taken

meow

Just bought a watch for $40.00__

i miss my old sports watch

>>103620417
Thanks for the stream and congrats on beating all the bosses in Nightreign! (and not deranking)

>>103624001
No problem, thank you for stopping by.
>>103620432
I'm not gay. Also, I'm married to my job ha ha...ha...I'm very lonely

That job? Me.

Goodnight everyone.

>>103625059
nini

>trying to draw a hulk hogan on wplace
>one faggot keeps deleting my pixels and writing racist
>one other faggot replacing pixels with rainbow flags
>the rainbow flag faggot starts defacing my other art including my bijou and my charmander
it's all so tiresome

>>103625140
wplace is a reminder that I somehow didn't hate trannies enough

>>103625179
They are a cancer

One fear
Taken from a Reddit post

>>103626173
Kan!

>>103623443
It is not

>>103623691
it better be a casio w800h

Only you understand me, bumpmiko

anons vertically challenged ex-wife is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

A

>slept through Pico members friendlies
it's over

egg stream http://twitch.tv/niceeggy
https://youtu.be/B6-hh5j4IPw

>>103628897
she is a whore, I wont watch her again if she doesnt turn back into a snake

>to made the league questionnaire video
>he HATES /jong/

>>103627030
Casio A800E

>>103632927
>he HATES /jong/
>I HATE /jong/
WE ARE

>>103632927
I post in both threads and participate in /mjg/ tournaments. He's only talking about (You), I'm one of the good ones.

>>103633583
I made this post

>>103632927
link

>>103634271
Did you bother checking /mjg/

>>103634271
this is why TO hates you

DRUNK HAG JONG
DRUNK HAG JONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G6IzGF1zAI

>>103635106
>tune in
>hear her cracking open another can

Meow

Cats are disgusting creatures.

Achtually cats clean themselves more often than anon

licking yourself isnt the same as taking a bath with soap and water

Too hates /jong/ but he loves me

I love /jong/ but she's tsundere

I hate anon

See what i mean?

>>103639710
I hate me more than you ever could.

WAKE UP
NEW LEMON
STREAM RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVI55mnoMyU

sorry lemon it's perfect napping temperature

I'm at work

>>103640259
What do you think needs to happen for you to love yourself?

For me, it's the sweet release of death

For me it's the love of my ex girlfriend

For me, it's becoming a [Big Shot!]

>>103641977
Have you considered a non ex girlfriend? Just like a new regular girlfriend?

>>103641977
Have you considered a boyfriend?

I'm a volcel

they ruin everything

>>103642025
I don't want it
>>103642081
I am not gay you monkey

>>103642394
Based trannies hating english vtubers

>>103642478
>Based
>trannies
Does not compute

>>103642394
They don’t help their case by being annoying

>>103643329
I'm sure statistically at least some that vaguely resemble normal people exist, but every single one that I'm made aware of doesn't ever seem to be doing them any good

>>103643329
their existence rely on bullying others into submission, even if that makes a lot of people hate them, it makes enough people fear them.

I know some normal trannies in real life, it's really just the terminally online ones that are a problem

>>103643572
Yeah I know a few okay ones, it's anyone that associates themselves with the LGBT movement/cult that's the issue.

This is where the pain begins.

>>103632927
>he HATES /jong/
understandable

>>103643524
Like arabs

i wash my hands before i pee

I don't was my hands ever, my walls and doors are covered in dirt

How is /jong/ going to compete with that summer camp photo and video? Where's our meat up?

>meat up
proof?

I haven't washed my anus in over 20 years because I'm not gay.

>>103647660
>Where's our meat up?
ARMO apparently, although I'm not attending so it won't be a true /jong/ meet up.
t. The king of /jong/

I wash my ass everyday, sometimes more than once. I stay clean just in case i meat another jonger

>>103647660
“People” actually went to poland?

>>103649048
/mjg/ers aren't "people" so no

>>103649371
More of a person than you jonghammad

I'm at least 40% person.

>>103649413
>More of a person than you jo- AAACCCCCCKKKKKKK

>someone licks the dora tile before discarding it
Would you still pon it?

yes
I don't even have two other dora

Moco was live and none of you told me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbHgvYQ422A

I'm at work.

I'm at work (off shift, showering, washing my ass)

*posts sexually*

>>103650833
Am i dealer? If so ill stick all three in my mouth

>>103651776
After matatabis graduation and ninas betrayal its hard to get up and post mahjong vtubers

matatabi was my favourite jongchuuba that I couldn't understand
this is all rezuuls fault or pippas, probably both

If it makes you feel any better, the cat is playing mahjong: https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi

>matatatatabi still hasnt called off her graduation
/jong/s number 2 enemy behind rezuul

>>103653884
that would make me feel better if I weren't at work

Goodnight.

>>103654763
Sweet dreams sweetheart <3

While anon is away jongers will play!
Majsoul Friends Room 29265(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29265

>>103655209
2/4!

>>103655209
3/4!

>>103655209
Started!!!

bruh

>>103655444
Checked!

oh nyo

>>103655463
/jong/ is not long for this world

Furry crippled disabled anon...

>>103655560
you kan't blame me, he pushed himself off that cliff

shan't jong
shan't bake
shall sleep

>>103655597
nini anon

Hotwheels you have embarrassed me for the last time. This means rape

>>103655209
well jonged...

>>103655209
wj!

>>103655209
wj

>>103655209
well jonged...

>>103655209
WJ! Just when I thought I could come back I got cliff'd :'(

>>103655839
What? WHY??? I've been a good hotwheels this time :'(

>>103655946
Rape! Rape! Rape!

the famous 5th wj !

>>103655597
Nininanon!
>>103655986
Oh god what do they want this time??

>hotwheels posts discord
>sudden increase in sexpesting and rape threats towards him
hmmmmm

Am baking soon unless someone beats me to it :3
>>103656113
Baseless accusations! I don't even see a graph with pretty numbers to prove it!