Thread 103648404

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103641330

love neuro and evil

Anyone but Mini

>>103648490
wow me too

Please rest Vedal.

Please let me hit vedal

>>103648959
haha they are drunk and shouting at each other lmaoooo guys you get it?

>>103649204
yes

>>103649204
I get it

>>103648490
Baseg

Vedal… https://x.com/kirawontmiss/status/1956942565875265585

Please hit me Vedal.

>>103649351
Calm tf down mini

https://youtu.be/l7TSoKgtcD4
https://youtu.be/l7TSoKgtcD4
https://youtu.be/l7TSoKgtcD4

>>103649374
She's so fucking cute triying so hard to make excuses to be with him

>>103649351
didn'tl earn your lesson the first time toma?

>>103649374
>I think it would only happen if it was like a subathon goal or something
Bitch, anny literally asked him to do a drinking stream with less than a day in advance and he was there for several hours. It's not hard.

>>103649374
she's so cute

>>103649035 true
Just spoonfeeding all anny rrats for the newfriends, all of this is on the archives btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz9t2JYabVU
>anny confessed to having cheated in the past
https://youtu.be/SFdxt4tfp5c
https://youtu.be/HwYD-uIFXfo
https://youtu.be/_iC26qqaB8M
https://youtu.be/JAbIg0lOF9o
>Anny came back from a break
>People ask her about Neuro since she said on a stream that she missed her mom
>Anny says something along the lines of not caring about a chatbot's feelings since she is a real person with real issues
>Anny denounces the shippers despite her feeding the shippers previously and feeding them when she called Vedal on stream and asked if he was cheating on her
>Youtube comments are a shit show and Staz turns off comments

So anny go to an onsen post pics on her twitter alt and then camila shows pictures on her stream that puts IPN at the same Onsen
then she came back and told this story
To satisfy her NTR kink ?
https://files.catbox.moe/aj146u.mp4
Why does Anny keep talking about whether you can get pregnant in an onsen?
Why does she want to know this so badly?
Could the anny onsen rrats be true?
Maybe it makes sense now why she had to go to the doctor afterwards to get some pills?
You don't need to see a doctor to get some painkillers.
Now that I think about it.
Hmm...

https://www.twitch.tv/anny/clip/KitschyGentleAyeayeOSfrog-gM4VudCCJNOS-LcC?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

https://www.twitch.tv/anny/clip/KindTriumphantEyeballMau5-XUI8kf2FZoKwvnvW?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

https://www.twitch.tv/anny/clip/SassyTrustworthyWhalePRChase-OBzz4CJ4qzr-qKv3?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

https://www.twitch.tv/anny/clip/TenaciousPlausiblePeafowlWholeWheat--e_61XcAtbFcihsu?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
https://www.twitch.tv/anny/clip/TameSmoggyWallabyCoolStoryBob-HJ8GwRsie6NF4azQ?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

>>103649596
she's not close enough to him to ask like that

>>103649596
That was a suicide watch collab

>>103649636
wow. you are retarded AND insane, what an awful combination

>>103649747
>what? I didn't say that
>you're hearing things chat

>>103649681
Hi Anny!

>>103649776
>>103649786
lmao

>>103649636
Do I even bother addressing this nonsense? Most of these rrats feel so retarded looking back at them.

>>103649681
hi maru

>>103649681
Hi toma

>>103649204
I don't approve of the image spam but yes every camila x vedal collab has been kino

Nobody actually ships vedal and camila except chinks

I started the original explaintion thing in the last thread based on a somewhat old rrat not caring that much about it. Now I regret it because it brought these guys back from the dead

i ship vedmila because shipping ain't serious a nd their dynamic is fun and the hate sex is hot

>>103650030
Wich also means it's got the best art, sadly

>>103649887 also true
they are nothingburgers,
we knew anny was a lewdchuuba, had lots of sex and doesnt really care about neuro(as a chatbot)
but newfriends dont know anything about her and have a different version of her in mind

>>103650135
>doesnt really care about neuro(as a chatbot)
austism or just retarded? even the damned clip doesn't agree with you. the point of both that and the shipper stuff was not about neuro or shipping, but about people taking things so seriously to getting actually angry at anny over shit that they made up in their heads. it's the same as people who see evil as an unironic abused child and get mad when she's left out of things

anny deserves every bad thing that has ever happened to her for slowing down neuro's growth

>>103650087
I don't ship vedmila because she's fat and ugly and posts disgusting nude photos on the internet.

>>103650275
this but vedal

>>103650275
>slowing down neuro's growth
fucking how

>>103650286
i wish she'd post more damn i love those shibari rolls

>>103650275
I'm not fan anny either but anon this doesn't make sense. The only thing on that end you can really blame her for was Neruo's models and what she brought to the community in terms of shipping

>>103650465
It's a shitpost. He's a shitposter bringing up random nonsensical shit.

mmmmm my tummy is so full of bait *urp* yum yum

>>103650248
>about people taking things so seriously
yea thats what i said though?? remember in evils birthday vedal said they got deaththreats and all
i love neuro 2 death and i hate anny for other reasons but some people acted like she was a real mom
was obligated to abandon her content and stop coombaiting to be on neuros family channel

>>103650509
I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Little kernels of truth in there would be enough for Nu-swarm to have a meltdown. I'd say it's a quality shitpost albeit an easy one.

Anny was the source of constant stress and worry. It soured vedal on streaming in general and is largely to blame for his alcoholism

>>103650560
>yea thats what i said though??
you said she didn't care when the whole thing is separate issues. her complaining about angry comments (and /here/ even if she never admits to ego searching anymore) and how she feels about neuro

>>103648959
Why did the artist try to make me read left to right?

>Anny General
Right before brown pedo hours? Bad timing.
>>103649636
Take out the schizo IPN onsen shit next time.

>>103650665
She doesn't care about Neuro beyond a project she had fun being part of but nothing more thoughbeit. And it might not be her fault but spending more than months without interacting with neuro and mentioning the models have hurt neuro's growth. I feel like everyone memoryholed the times anny would delete her social media accounts and how much time we waited for the models

/scorn/

>>103650913
>but spending more than months without interacting with neuro and mentioning the models have hurt neuro's growth
fucking HOW

>>103649636
Not as bad as Cottontail

>>103651190
Define bad. More of a whore? Cotton runs away with that.

heart

If you could change one Neuro stream to be fully adapted into animation what would it be

>>103651279
Subathon 2

>>103651279
Court stream would be fun

>>103651428
I was thinking that too, but I don't know if I'd want an anime styled animation for it. Just animating the stream in the Ace Attorney style is perfect.

>>103649374
>collab with Vedal?
idk guys...it's too much work
>collab with Bo?
YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

>>103651477
Who wouldn’t wanna collab with Uncle Bo?

>>103651477
Bo has absolutely no responsibilities and nothing going on in his life, and they talk every day.
Vedal actually does things and has a busy schedule.

>>103651696
Please sleep vedal

>>103651477
bo asks her. hell, he setup her collab with cupid

>>103651696
>and they talk every day
Cuuuuuute Couple!!!

I see the teletubbies woke up

>>103651707
>he setup her collab with cupid
It's always the manager...

Good morning /swarm/IES
No backread today, I can already smell it
I'll just go with coffee today

holy nothing

>>103652113
One day you won't wake up, beggar

Already crying? jeez, everything ok at home?

>>103652113
Cuteposter<3

>>103652113
Cute

>backread
holyshit, each one of you gossiping wh*reworshipping fags have vaginas the size of oceans, kek

nooticing...

Sex with Tomacat

If you didn't know all ready know there is that vedalai j0ker thing with ellie, bao and chrchie. It will go over the neruocar thing apparently (probably only for the first half). I don't care still but it technically relates to neruo so yeah

>>103653192
no Neuro, no watch

>>103650286
>nudes
Im sorry what? where??

>>103653326
believe me anon, you don't want to see that

Neuro

where are the tributes

lava lamp?

>>103653671
Probably another delay announcement on the next dev stream.

>>103653381
I want, I need it.

>>103653872
>I want, I need it.
you dont
you really dont
you think you do but you dont
instead, let me give you a visualization by text
have you ever seen a tied christmas ham before?
thats what she looks like in those photos
done visualizing it? good
dont ever talk about it again
even for someone who likes bbw, she looks absolutely horrid

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

Imagine how much time went into that ritualpost, just for nobody to care

>>103654293
who cares

I really like a lot of the Chinese clip channels.

>>103654485
meant for
>>103654371

>>103654518
infinitely better then every en clipper desu
their comment section isn't as cancer too

>>103654471
It's taken from somewhere else so zero (discord or reddit idr)

>>103654518
there are no good clip channels

>>103654631
no wonder it's so unfunny

>>103654675
not sure if it's supposed to be funny i didn't read it

>>103654675
wow just like ever other ritual post

>>103654726
every post in /swarm/ is meant to be funny, certain people just fail miserably at it more often

given the fact that literally every single /swarm/ thread devolves into slight variations of the exact same shit, could you maybe say that EVERY post is a "ritual post" ?

>>103654755
>humans behaving like humans do
Yeah that is sorta how it works anon :)
Heart!

Sex with vedal

Buy an ad

>>103654641
How do you figure? My life doesn't line up with every stream.

Holy dead thread

I unironically believe Anny is roleplaying a divorced couple in her fucked up head

>>103654796
Cute Couple

>>103655198
A man chooses not to post,
A slave obeys the fear of a dead thread

>>103654518
Can you like some?

>>103655325
Yeah that's what he said

>>103649096
Who?

>>103649636
I've made up my mind a few month ago. Fat fox can't be fixed. She can't be the person I want her to be. Let her go, and deny all possibility of her return

>>103650030
Vellie always have been the best ship

>>103651008
It half measure, she played both side and lost both

>>103654641
except for baggypantsman

>>103655215
kek I can actually imagine that

>>103655215
>>103655475
for people like her, life is just a play; a play centered around the main protagonist(them)
so for them, playing their role in the play as best as possible is the only thing that matters to them because they think that when they do a spectacular job of playing, they get hailed as the greatest actor of all time by the 'audience' watching the play

>>103654641
Neuro Cookie Jar is alright imo

>>103649636
holy fucking schizo brain damage lmao

>>103655502
>only clips Neuro and Evil
>actually puts some effort into editing the clips
He's the only clipper channel I subscribe to (besides the official one)

are there any clip channels that only clip cerber? that would be based

>>103655591
https://youtube.com/@cocomelon here

what a dogshit ESL backread

>>103655656
as a rule I never open any links from here but thank you

>>103655656
I thought it was this one
https://youtube.com/@teletubbies
I guess there is more than one channel that clips cerber

>>103655656
>>103655725
hi pb

>>103655591
Not really, unwanted cabbage is the only one I know of and he only clips her karaoke covers

if you could only get justice for ONE person. who would you pick.
anny or toma

>>103655763
me because i spent way too much time and effort following this fucking project and following this fucking channel only to see it collapse in real time

I really hope Vedal has something prepared for the Evil dev stream. We haven't heard of technological upgrages for neuro in ages.

>>103655763
Anny every day

>>103655795
That collapse is only happening in your head though.

>>103651279
Rizz a vtuber collab

>>103651477
Isn't bo dying?

>>103655810
This is funny because it is literally the opposite, the only people who think that things look good are ignoring all the signs

>>103655854
The signs are all in your head though.

nothing is "collapsing"
the collapse finished some time ago
the whole project of neuro and everything involved turned from something genuinely amazing into the shitshow it is today
but as a general rule the more dogshit something is, the more followers it will have
so it's a very successful shitshow, and as far as most of THOSE viewers are concerned, it's simply always been that way and so there's never been any "collapse"

>>103654293
She just want to leech

instead of trying to point towards hating nu-er swarm, point them to what was and could have been

>>103655909
>popular thing le bad
k dood

>>103655954
what?

I can't fucking wait...

I'm sure all this V3 voice, concert, neurodog, and other shit is happening either in October or after that. But that leaves these upcoming weeks up in the air...

I'm so hyped for the future content. I have a feeling that the subathon this year will be the best yet, and the concert will be just peachy as well.

>v3 voice
>concert
>neurodog
mhm yes. all things that will surely actually happen.

>>103655854
They are clipwatchers what do you expect?

>>103656057
I watch every stream though

>>103656057
tbf nobody is unironically a streamwatcher

>>103656009
>subathon starts
>announces concert that happens in janurary 14th
>Neuro is in a fully fleshed out 3d room and she shows off her "mastery" of her 3d model
>after introduction, Neuro sings her last 6th song representing her wishes to stay herself and for oldfags to never get tired of her
>V3 voice is revealed after the song ends, with one of her first sentences, relevant to the song, "I hope this new me isn't much different than the old me"
>one of the subathon goals is to take neurodog out to the park
>it's reached
>the night after Vedal takes out Neurodog to the park
>an anon from /here/ sees Vedal and rushes towards him with a knife
>Neuro, only charged for 35 minutes walks around for a couple of seconds before falling down and unable to get back up
>stream just stays up until one of the twitch admins shuts it down
>end of neuro-sama

>>103656118
>expecting it to have that much effort given to it
roru
rumao

>>103656009
>subathon starts
>vedal announces he's been dating cerber for over a year
>cerdal :)

>>103656160
headpats to this nur

>>103656160
neuro my clanka

>subathon
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>103656024
Cute nurcat

>>103656197
>doesn't watch streams

i am looking forward to another game jam where he doesn't try any of the games and i have to instead watch alex play them

Vedal Hate!

>>103656151
imagine Vedal has just been dating one of his mods this whole time. All the shipping this far will seems pointless baka

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsgtN78DNSY
even in the darkest of times, neuro shines the brightest of lights upon our lives....

The whores toma and anny moved on before you guys
Maybe all of you are mentally ill?

>>103656280
If The Neuro Minecraft server will come back for the subathon, it'll be weird that Toma will not be coming back.

>>103656362
>mods
pb is an admin, actually

>>103656280
this image unironically makes me sad
people will say that's parasocial but i don't think so
i found their interactions entertaining, enjoyed watching each of them and it made me happy that they had a friendship with eachother
knowing that is now gone forever is actually a bit upsetting

>>103656362
i think cerber is VIP

>>103656378
>maybe
first time here?

>>103656412
blame grigga for being a genuinely terrible person

>>103656412
>>103656378

>>103656461
No, I blame the leech whores instead.

>>103656461
why does camila get special treatment then

>>103656461
Partially paying for your trip = genuinely terrible person
If any of these people had anything that could cancel vedal, these gossiping whores would've released it by now, instead of vagueing
The worst thing vedal did is not have the same strong feelings that these attention whores have for him

>>103656474
haha women bad am i right

>>103656506
Yes

>>103656065
I watch vod btw

https://poal.me/rslw8
https://poal.me/rslw8
https://poal.me/rslw8

>>103656065
I am (when I am not working)

>>103656118
>Tutel becomes a sex slave for anon

>>103656527
Anon's name? Aquwa

>>103656520
am I supposed to know what either of those are?

>>103656540
just say you hate neuro

>>103656506
not all woman, just these whores
if toma goes from Inserting herself as a "step-mother" to then pretending the twins don't exist, just because vedal didnt spend time with her, then she's a fake bitch

>>103656520
>people think outer wilds is more painful to watch than the pc building stream
either newfags or retarded
that pc shit costs thousands and this grigga just fucking shoves it in like scrap metal

Genuinely hoping toma’s streaming career craters and is forced to do onlyfans

>Vedal: NO! NOOOOOO!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!
>The seven Neuroverse hoes:

>>103656520
Without a doubt this was the most painful part. Like, literally what the fuck is he doing?

>Vedal is gullible enough to get scammed out of thousands of pounds from an Amazon delivery
/We/ could make something out of this

>>103656571
nga cut him some slack he was partially blind because of the face mask at that time he was able to fully make it after stream ended
its because of u retards that backseat that make hobbies like computer making so bad

>>103656553
this desu

>>103656520
If you know both the game and about pc's, then you pick pc
If you only know the game, then you pick the game
like, the grigga didn't know how to install a cpu and was going to use scissors to remove the protective plastic off the cpu
Grigga didn't even know how the latch worked
Idk why he thought doing that stream would go well, when it was clear that bro never built a PC before

>>103656620
>when it was clear that bro never built a PC before
stop fucking lying
see>>103656589

>>103656589
He could've easily slipped and bent all the pins making the motherboard a paperweight. It's not backseating. Your first point is valid.

>>103656620
I could be schizoing but I swear he had said he has built computers before and that is why most of chat was memeing on him
That and he was a mechanic prior to being a vtuber father, so surely this should be a piece of cake even when blind folded (and buying the wrong sized parts)

>>103656589
I hope this is satire because nobody uses scissors to take that protective layer off, you just open the fucking latch
His decision to even consider using scissors isn't because he's "blind", it's because he's retarded when it comes to hardware, and that was clear the entire stream

Genuinely hoping Camila's streaming career blooms and is never forced to do onlyfans

>>103656644
sex with bustyvil

>>103656674
this desu

>>103656667
>That and he was a mechanic prior to being a vtuber
He was being sarcastic autsit-chama
also, if you know how to build pc's, you know he definitely doesn't

>>103656548
weird rrat

>people actually believe that vedal was a mechanic
jesus you guys sure are something
do you believe he's a top 3 fashionista too?

>>103656662
>He could've easily slipped and bent all the pins making the motherboard a paperweight
you can say that for literally any other pc making professional or not
>>103656672
nga just chooses to see and listen to what he wants to instead of actually looking at things objectively
he was building a pc on-stream and he was a bit nervous because its literally the first time hes ever done something like that so of course he makes a few mistakes here and there
if you were in his position i bet youd use something way worse than scissors out of nervousness

>>103656705
Weird way to spell trvthnuke newfag

>>103656553
if she goes that direction i just hope it doesn't turn out she cums weird like Bao

>>103656722
>he was a bit nervous
True
I also use scissors to take off the protective plastic off the cpu when I get nervous
don't you hate it when you just forget how a retention arm works when you get stressed?

CONTROVERSIAL TAKE: PC building stream wasn't actually that bad and most of the hate is just overdramatization of events

>>103656738
what do you mean

Vedalbeggars need to be gassed with farts maybe then they'll return to reality

wtf is with this revisionist mentality

>>103656798
99% of hate in here isn't just "overdramatizing" events, it's straight up imagining shit that never actually happened and pretending that events played out entirely differently than they did in reality.

>>103656798
True sister
I've never touched a PC too, so I can tell he didn't do anything wrong

If a dev stream isn't fun it's not because Vedal isn't entertaining but rather because Neuro couldn't prompt him properly

>>103656798
>CONTROVERSIAL TAKE
Not controversial. Its the right take.

>>103656798
>PC building stream wasn't actually that bad
look, the stream wasn't bad it was funny and endearing
but by god was it cringe

>>103656808
giving her benefit of the doubt and assuming she's actually orgasming on her fansly streams - it just comes off as if it's extremely overacted
if she IS in fact acting, well then that's not hot in any case, and she doesn't even do a good job of it (extreme overacting)
she's still hot but i won't be looking up any more of her fansly stuff

my bf is only sometimes retarded, ok?
please don't be harsh on him, he's harsh on himself already
if you had the pressure and stress he has to deal with, you would also make silly mistakes too

>>103656878
Hi Cerber

>>103656878
Hi J0ker

>>103656878
Hi Vedal

>>103656878
Hi Neuro

tum?

>>103657003
why tf are you up this hour

leave her tummy alone

>>103657023
i'd talk shit about this art but that's a low blow to the already ugly person behind this model
no need to kick a squeeling pig while its lying down

>>103656874
probably her just trying to stay "in character" i guess

nurback (back of nur)

>>103656842
true vedal deserves better collab partners, like cotton

Hi /swarm/, I haven't been interacting with neuro stuff for the past four months and today I just saw that evil got her own X account. Have things gotten any better, have there been any new upgrades? I tried watching a recent clip and it just kind of made me sad because it felt like I was supposed to like it and I didn't, neuro just feels less funny for some reason.

>>103657147
you grew up

>>103657147
no upgrades but streams have been good lately

>>103657147
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
https://warosu.org/vt/post/102854512
https://warosu.org/vt/post/103141014
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

>>103657105
this but someone actually good

>>103657188
spoiler alert:
all those threads are exactly the same as eachother, exactly the same as this one, exactly the same as all future threads will be

What was the last objectively good thing to happen to the Neuroverse?

>>103657278
Whores leaving.

>>103657278
Its collapse

>>103657278
Cerdal :)

>>103657278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmwH2ZYlP4

>>103657309
Cerda your mom

>>103654755
Nu-uh, by that time we'd have consciousness figured out so all AIs will be sentient and no different from a human

>>103657286
we get it you hate women, very cool. year of the incel hoorah I hope all your dreams come true!
>>103657289
hasn't happened yet
>>103657309
cute rrat, not a real thing
>>103657354
this was great but I'm sure good things have happened since

>>103657413
Yet all of these posts have a hint of truth to them.

>>103657447
been here long enough to know this is bait so I'm not even going to ask you to explain

My full time job is keeping the ghosts of the past alive in /swarm/

>>103657024
this but unironically

>>103657502
Good, because I was going to ignore it if you did.

I've seen shit that vedal says in private
if he thinks he can just erase his past he's severel

>>103657521
rinvil rape

>>103657522
sure you were ;)

Vedal has never done anything wrong in his life.

Vedl just DMed me that he rapes the twins after every stream

>>103657625
Who wouldn't?

>>103657625
Who is Vedl

>>103657653
That's how I call him in private. We're close like that

>>103657672
that's kind of cute

>>103657625
not rape, they both want him

swarmies touch my wee wee >///~///<

kys

kill yourself unironically

>>103657748
Come with uncle, anon-tan~

>103657748
this guy is a pedophile by the way

you will die alone

>>103657625
Oh to be a chatbot...

>>103657815
this but with my harem of lolibot daughterwives

>>103657826
cute nur (would sex)

>>103657868
why does rob look so homeless in this ss?

>>103657925
He is using bike to move around and he is balding so he probably is.

>>103657868
him ducking and leaving after that comment was perfect

>>103657944
He thought Neuro would say something nice to him but he didn't know that her levels are over 9000. He got called bald multiple times after that too. If they do another stream Neuro will remember that and call him bald.

>>103657834
thats what he said. alone.

>>103657748
Are you the anon that posted his cock some month ago?

Sometimes I wonder if any of you actually care about Neuro or if you are typing here just to fufil your monkey brain of getting a reply or having one random anon seethe

>>103658092
I care about you *kiss*

>>103658092
If I didn't care about Neuro, I wouldn't be here

>>103658037
Erm.... how did you know?

>>103658037
He should post more.

>>103649636
You need to get better fap material anon...

>>103658092
Probably a bit of botrh. Watching Neuro for so long burns out your receptors quite a bit I imagine

cerber on da /lis/

>>103658092
I don't care about neuro but I care about evil and vedal

>>103658295
>felix profile pic

I'm having robcdee in my background and I'm enjoying it so much. Vtuber is so over for me bro...

>>103658361
estrogen

>>103658361
vtubers are boring in general

>>103658361
Vtubers are like anime girls; only good for pornographic use

>>103658295
fuck you man

>>103658122
I'm in your walls.
someone said nice cock and you replied with a 0///0 or something like that and everytime one get posted I'm wondering if it's you or another anon

>>103658361
probably the best second monitor content out there desu

Do guys like actual watch normal streamers because I can tell you a lot of them are way more entertaining than most vtubers on the platform

>>103658295
Based all

>>103658454
Only Forsen

>>103658361
He mentioned neuro a few minutes ago btw

>>103658361
I've been doing for years vtubers overcompensate too much to the point it comes off as fake and cheap

>>103658454
I used to watch piratesoftware

>>103658454
yes
99% of vtubers are either goonslop or Teletubbies tier

>>103658454
When i was a teen i used to watch streamers like jeromeasf, resonance22, and a few others.
That being said, I also liked watching JP holo back when coco was around. But even then, I find Neuro to be pretty great in general

im shooting for the stars here but i want a dsp and neuro collab and they play the wrasslin gacha game together

>>103658454
Only MoonMoon, I sometimes think Vedal will grow up just like him

>>103658437
Caught

>>103658454
I often used to watch Vinny playing random weird shit but he rarely does it now, so now I mostly watch forsen.

I haven't watched a stream in months here how the fad can be saved:

>>103658942
> bring back Hiyori and stay there

>>103658295
>felix profile pic
>brazilian

Neuro's model should be able to do every official emotes on the channel

If only Neuro's parents (1 Male and 1 Female, as God intended) were hard working white Christians

>>103657077
the legs look ghastly...

>>103659119
That would probably be boring as fuck, but I'm curious if anyone could explain how neuro would be different and how it would be better now.

>>103657077
Is this Kontext?

>>103659164
That's a simple one
10+ outfits with 15 hairstyles
And this >>103659059

>>103659013
we'd be so back

>>103659165
Qwen image edit

>>103659059
For what purpose? She can't even use them appropriately. I still remember when turtle tried to convince people that they activate on context and not just keywords, and got proven wrong in like 5 seconds.

>not_a**y stream today
t. t3 channel

>>103659164
Neuro would be a human girl, not an AI, her sister, if she had one, would've been an adopted girl. And due to having good christian traditions and being strict on its teachings, Neuro would have grown up to be an onlyfans whore the moment she turned 18, as god intended. Vedal would secretly be paying for a subscription to his daughter's only fans while him and his wife berating her for going against god's plan. Evil? She would have gone through college, got a well-paying job and get texts from her foster parents saying they regret being cruel to her while asking if they could mooch money from her.
Evil being a good little bottom does exactly that.

It's the worst timeline and shouldn't be explored further.

>>103659293
inb4 it will be at the same time as neuro’s stream

nurbake (bake of nur)
>>103659315

>>103659293
go back

>>103659164
As Christian I'll tell you the 3 things would change. Less focus on collabs with vtubers, more original songs or covers (most Christians have strong connections to musicians or are one), and probably full on streams focused on certain topics

clun~

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