Thread 103655645

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: taking a short break to get some last grass touching for the summer! and come by and find me on sunday at the booth in ANYC!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1957346751104315658/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

Previous Thread:>>103594192

>>103655645 (OP)
I don’t think Lumi can be mind broken. She’s the one that breaks minds.

Lumi won't give Starbro her womb to pass on his genes. Why is she so evil?
https://files.catbox.moe/xg3k7e.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/bbhp91.mp4

>>103655673
s-she-..I-.WE can do that?!

lumi better not be a birch and actually hang out during movie night

>>103657423
nice

>>103657256
Lmao spending your night with a bunch of gays all after the same woman in a discord call.

okay I don't even like Lumi or gosling over her but what do I do when she looks at me like

>>103657959
Continue on with your day like she doesnt exist.

>>103657959
>happy well adjusted lumi isn't real
>she can't hurt you
>

have you tried turning her on and off again?

>>103658911
You can't turn her off once she's turned on

>>103658911
These eye edits are getting a bit too scary anon...

>>103657854
no, spending the night watching a movie with friends and a bitch I enjoy banting with. you are on /vt bud. I could buy the detached contempt if you had larped as an old fag who wound up on the board. but you came to a small thread for the sole purpose of seething. your life too pitiful a disaster for you to go around larping as le ebin troll

fuck won't be able to watch the stream until later, good thing it's just an hour today
I love her
>>103659088
she's so cute

Why is she so excited about a hobo fight?

>>103662163
Lots of weird assumptions and cringe opinions. Have fun gargling cocks while lumi doesnt even watch the movie gayboy.

>>103663586
are you not?
>>103662704
same. schizo streams are really fun but she cant keep track of youtube chat as well as she can twitch, so it isnt the worst stream to miss

lumi owes me unprotected anal sex. I hope for her sake that she has been keeping her ass clean. I feel bad making her taste shit dick, but it is the only way she will learn

this is her normal voice

>>103661535
it is what it is

>>103664031
We love her for it.

>>103663629
she usually cooks or something while watching and we chat about the movie, post-movie simpathon is a little weird but I always dip before someone wants to post their warhammer figures or gun mods or something

Realmi, my beloved, spotted. My day is infinitely better.

why is she looking at me like that...

>>103655675
Will Lumi actually go through with it if Starbro pays her?

>>103664031
real voice was in offcollab

>>103666498
no, retard

>>103666498
Yes, retard.

>>103663742
that was a fun VOD to watch, you can tell she put more effort than usual into the setup too
I try to catch the schizo streams live if I can, they are always peak
>>103664031
>>103665708
>>103666647
didn't really notice this time it but the times when it slips out are dangerous

Bad People Abuse Animals: Pippa, the Yabbit, was horrified from how Lumi tore apart bugs in her childhood, but the latter justified it For Science!.
Bigot with a Badge: Not Lumi herself (perhaps), but her mod-slash-channel manager Smugdoka, a white British dude, does not like Southeast Asians very much. Which, given Lumi's apparent friendship with Jelly, is...highly ironic.
Big Sister Instinct: Mentioned how concerned she was at her baby brother (AKA Star Bro) 'bulking up' to hit the gym. She then showed equal concern on Tenma hitting on her brother....until Tenma tempts her on the idea of 'Tenma babies' and she immediatly switched. Yeah, its weird.
The Chanteuse: She sings lounge songs when not singing Jpop or meme songs.
Catgirl: In her Catstronaut outfit, she turns into a cosmic catgirl.
Catchphrase Insult: She likes to introduce herself and others as "retards" or "tards".
Comedic Sociopathy: She's callous and has little empathy for life, which can lead to some very humorous moments in games and in collabs.
Cool Big Sis: In one of her Genshin streams, she mentions that she brought her brother his own PC, monitor and internet.
Doting Parent: Sister variation. Based on her interactions with her brother and how much she spoils him, that pretty much is the case since she was Promoted to Parent and ended up babying him in the process.
Exhausted Eye Bags: Her Catstronaut outfit gave her the toggle for exhausted eyebags.
Fashionable Asymmetry: She wears pants with a long right leg and a short left one.
Fetishes Are Weird: Hates incest, which, given that she has a younger brother, isn't a surprise.
Foot Focus: Her more lewd official merch, such as her bodypillow, puts an obviously sexual amount of detail on her feet - Lumi even brought this up and had to begrudgingly agree that, much to her dismay, the artist in charge of that made them look very good.
Fishbowl Helmet: Understandably, her bulky Catstronaut outfit gives her one.
Hidden Depths: Turns out, lemon woman is a pretty damned good operatic singer.
Ironic Allergy: Despite being a literal star, Lumi revealed that she is actually allergic to the sun.
Leotard of Power: Subtle, but beneath her bulky Catstronaut outfit, she wears a high-leg black turtle-neck leotard.
This ended up being real since she boasted on buying and wearing a ballet leotard. Partly because she wanted to do dance/ballet and the other part being that she likes leotards.
Once Done, Never Forgotten: According to Lumi, Star Bro's friends found her "White Girls Fuck Dogs" clip on their personal Discord server. She angsts that she will forever be known as a "Dog Fucker".
Ms. Fanservice: Lumi's previous models and outfits were pretty conservative all things considered. That was until her Catstronaut outfit, which goes completely Stripperific, given that her leotard shows off both an underboob as well as her bottom assets.
Parental Favoritism: Star Bro is the favourite child of the entire family. Lumi speculates that he grew up Spoiled Sweet as a result, which is why he does things that sometimes annoys her.
Practically Different Generations: Star Bro is Lumi's baby brother. In fact, their age gap is so bignote, her little brother doesn't even consider her his "real sister", and it shows. Ouch....
Raised in a Lab: It had been implied that she was raised in a lab to be the perfect organism.
Refuge in Audacity: If it isn't Pippa making yabs, it's her. Due to that, any stream between the two of them are highly likely to get deleted and archived. She sang Rusty Cage's White Girls Fuck Dogs on stream, for example.
The Smart Guy: the Strategy and History Vtuber of Phase Connect, and a known overachieving academic.
Snark-to-Snark Combat: Lumi has one of the sharpest wits in Phase and she'll effortlessly trade barbs with her chat and other notable snarkers like Pippa.
Statuesque Stunner: According to both Dizzy and Lumi herself, she is apparently the tallest out of anyone in Phase-Connect IRL at least, with Dizzy joking that Lumi's legs are like tree stumps. Lumi further elaborated that she is really lithe, with very long legs and a - and we shall quote - "slender strangleable neck". This is also one of the reasons why she attended ballet class recently. She is built for it.
Underboobs: Her top has a gap that reveals the underside of her breasts.
Valley Girl: She speaks like one normally.

>>103667562
Forgot to link
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PhaseConnect
much amusing content here

>>103664031
>>103666647
wait she is doing a voice? (i'm new to watching her in the last month, saw her on filian's stream and liked her energy so started watching her)

>>103667132
that's funny - I was going to say it struck me as a low effort one in terms of prep. like she didnt have any apecific plan, so she decided it would be "easier" to just have all of the characters stop by for a visit. of course, it was very high effort in terms of execution and laying the ground work for such good characters.
maybe it was more that she didnt put effort into planning and just relied on skill and tey harding in the moment? either way, good shit

>>103667562
>The Smart Guy: the Strategy and History Vtuber of Phase Connect, and a known overachieving academic.
they noticed

>>103668203
I feel like Lumi doesn't even know anymore
>>103668386
that could be it too, there was some good improv there
I just figured it was higher effort because she needed to have all the different toggles on hand but now that I think of it, she was probably getting it ready during the intercom bits

Her seemingly authentic love for video games is the most surprising thing about her for me. And also the thing i love most about her

>>103669403
I honestly think she might be so Omega that she feels genuine enjoyment for participating in an activity if someone's pushing hard enough for it

>bigot with a badge
lumi is a rigid thinking autist. it would be highly unlikely for her to arbitrarily dismiss obvious patterns simply because it is considered "polite" to do so. you can be racist and good friends with browns. racists are surprisingly welcoming, so long as everyone gets it
>Big Sister Instinct
she was never into the tenma baby thing. she was disgusted by the whole thing and was honest about it for as long as possible. it only got weird when tenma had an ego meltie and insisted on making honesty into a kayfabe violation
>Comedic Sociopathy
she is absurdly contientious and concerns about people like crazy. you may be right but I really think this is just everyone getting stunlocked by a beautiful girl and her unironic autism
>Feet Focus
she has a foot fetish. you must either accept how loving lumi is even more important to you than hating foot fags. that or drop her. either way, she has always been a foot fag and that isnt changing anytime soon
>Ms. Fanservice
lumi does love giving fan service IF AND WHEN chat isnt weird about it. no argument there. but her space cat hooker costume is way less slutty than her previous gimp outfit

>>103669455
she's definitely a bit of a people pleaser

>>103669403
it is quite appealing, the downside is that you can usually tell when she likes a game or not because of it and it makes certain streams harder to watch

>>103669785
Lumi does exhibit some sort of antisocial tendencies, which is different than being a sociopath but somewhat related
she makes it cute though and it's something I love about her

>>103670786
>she makes it cute
I was just brainworming about this the other day. is her autism actually cute or is it just that she can get away with behavior that would be considered dickish/cuntish if not for her good looking girl buff? did she manage to pull the wool over our heads without us realizing it?
my conclusion was that, as rare as it is for autistic behaviors to actually be positively endearing rather than tolerably offset, it is different with her. it is rare to find a someone who is consistently such a turbo bottom people pleaser for no ulterior reasons beyond a genuine love of heal slutting. she can be very annoying but her genuine autism moments are rightly headpat inducing rather than cunt maxing

>>103669455
Lia called her a beta cuck, not an omega.

really wanna lick her asshole and hear her moans

>>103672735
I think it's a little bit of both, she's just good at playing up her strengths and weaknesses to the point where even things that would normally be a red flag seem cute
it doesn't come across as malicious, more theatrical than anything, at least on stream

/pcg/ is dying

Would you still Love Lumi?

>>103674463
I would give her two extras as an apology

>>103674155
we may have different definitions of the tism. I am mostly referring to her literal autism rather than spergy lumisms. like that time on filians spelling bee stream. lumi was tryharding and tearing the other bimbos to shreds because lumi believed (correctly) we would never let her live it down if she lost to that group of girls. when girls started called her smart, lumi tried to downplay the compliment and seem humble.
on paper that is of course the right thing to do. but instead of saying "oh no, I just got lucky" or whatever other sweet nothing - she flat out said - "oh no, it's more that I am worried about beating myself., I just cant get anything wrong or my chat will kill me for being a retard". by that point like 10 girls had made basic spelling errors and lumi had almost finished eliminating the last girl.
that wasnt cute kayfabe. she responded to a compliment, the group's recognition of her above average (when compared to theirs) intelligence, and their conceding of her victory... by saying she knew she would beat them, that they were too stupid for her to have even considered them to be threats, and that their mistakes were something they should all be ashamed of. without blinking an eye.
this is why people mistakenly think she is a bitch. these moments of actual autism, like if she is just a little distracted and forgets to audit a single thought, boom.

>>103674463
I'd slap her if she did that as anything other than a bit or deliberate attempt to poke me. things would then escalate and I enjoy aftercare way more than I let on. so honestly, I would be more likely to love her coming out of that exchange than going into it

>>103674865
>by saying she knew she would beat them, that they were too stupid for her to have even considered them to be threats, and that their mistakes were something they should all be ashamed of. without blinking an eye.
that's the cute part
maybe it's just me but I like a cold woman, especially if she is still sweet sometimes
she has said before how she weaponizes her retardation, and I think this applies to more than just her kayfabe, at least in that she cares a lot about her image

the girls are so diligent, they have come to realize the inefficiency of merely devoting their discretionary time towards their effort to advance their careers as streamers. good for them. obviously, if there is still more to do even after spending all of their unscheduled time on streamer projects. clearly they need to prioritize these projects. they risk wasting all of the time and hardwork they have invested into becoming better streamers if they let scheduled streams get in their way

Starbro did have kids

>>103678531
without her?

>>103678531
Woah

>>103677155
jelly is a monkeybranching whore with a bf
>>103664031
go watch her clips when she was mira_vt

>>103681477
>whore with a bf
anon you're delusional if you don't think that every phase girl either has a bf, is married, or is having sex regularly.

>>103682471
not Lumi

>>103682471
Sorry, anon, but Lumi is a femcel

You think Lumi supports Evsei Liberman?

>>103681477
>go watch her clips when she was mira_vt
Lumi back then came across as super try hard to be famous by saying egirl sayings and saying out of pocket shit like this https://www.twitch.tv/mira_vt/clip/DignifiedPatientRutabagaDAESuppy-h_59ChVXRxzBMNg_

>>103684536
Do you doubt Lumi?

>>103684768
The only thing I'm wondering is who is Pluto she keeps mentioning

>>103684536
this one is kinda masturbatable than her other persona desu

>>103682471
Point is that jelly is a liar. She also admitted to cheating twice in her pl
>>103684793
Pluto was a male vtuber she was gushing over. She posted tweets about his dog, him and they played phasmophobia together on and off stream

it's over

>>103685332
wrong one.

>>103685307
>Pluto was a male vtuber she was gushing over. She posted tweets about his dog, him and they played phasmophobia together on and off stream
Do you have those tweets saved? She did wipe almost everything from her past life except her clips and some vods

>>103685205
Just masterbate to Ember's old titty cam videos instead

>>103686553
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/miramira_vt*

Archives of her tweets. Search yourself.

>>103686811
Stop doubting Lumi. Holy shit. Have some faith in her

>>103686933
>stop doubting known lying whore
No thank you

>>103686811
they might share the same flesh but that's not Lumi
she was still discovering what she wanted do at that point

>>103685307
I'm pretty sure Lumi doesn't talk to Pluto anymore

>>103687458
She has a boyfriend now so obviously he is gone

>>103673159
>Ms Lumi my beloved
>Who is probably one of the most Omega Omegas to ever walk this earth
>I love you, however
>I think Lumi wants to be a beta but in the sense of like there's no possibility of pregnancy beta
>but, yeah, Ms Lumi -Ms Kaneko Lumi is one of the Omega Omegas to ever Omega in this world
>she handfed me candy recently I can never be mean to her
>she handfed me candy and bought me a smoothie
>she even handed me my glasses like true lady~

>>103681477
>>103685307
>monkeybranching
>She also admitted to cheating twice in her pl
I know what you are

lumi owes me painal

>>103684536
>>103686811
Fucking dropped

You guys doubt Lumi too much. You should trust her.

>>103686811
do you have any vods? tweets are one off little snips. I want to see what she was actually like

>>103688229
I trust her unconditionally. she has neither the capacity nor the predisposition to do something like that. even if she did, I cant exactly get mad at someone for doing what everyone from me to the coolest and weirdest fuckers I know have already done and will continue to do. that would be very weird.
I AM very interested in getting more material to armchair psych her with. poking and prodding her when she gets uppity is far more fun than cuckposting. the antis here should try it

>>103686811
Anons who are actually going to search her old tweets. Post the most interesting ones /here/

>>103686811
Looked through 4 pages and it's the most boring shit ever. Unless the good stuff is later down this is a nothing burger. Most of it is Lumi calling plushes cute and her normal type of current year tweets (I'm pretty sure she was just using Pluto for rigging)
>>103688238
The clips and few collabs on youtube are the best were going to get unless someone saved those too. You can tell she just started out

>>103686582
Biggest memory holed yab

>>103688524
I found a tweet about ex boyfriend

>>103688524
right? maybe it's cause I only started watching her after she had gone through the worst of her fandom's schizo incidents so I never took the kayfabe/vtuber angle seriously. she warned us not to become mindless gfe goslings and that isnt advice one gives or take lightly.
seeing her before and after is so much cuter because of that. if you get that it isnt fake and she was just doing her best while she was new at something, lumi meta is fucking adorable

>>103688582
uh huh sure

>>103688582
If you did you would have posted it anon

>>103688850
>>103688607
I am not mentally prepared to break gumis hearts.

>>103688592
retarded simp

>>103688938
incel

>>103688592
The more bait yabs I see of lumi the more I think that she actually has nothing to hide. Basically every phase member's personal life had been leaked except lumi's. If she had some skeletons in her vtubing closet it would have leaked by now. Especially at her view base of her size

>>103688881
Larper kys if you had something she would tell you to post it too faggot but you dont lol

>>103688988
>she has nothing to hide
Oblivion crisis.Loads bf save, panics and edits the vod. Lies about how steam cloud works. OR the "Dizzy doesn't know where I live" thing when she said herself that dizzy visited her when she was "sick" after valentines day
You are an imbecile if you believe her.

>>103688988
yeah at this point, it is far more plausible to assume she has deliberately been dropping yab bait to further some sort of chatter purge than it would be to think a real yab has happened

>>103688592
>doing her best
>being a run of the mill egirl whore
KEK

>>103689141
Why would she fake drama to possibly hurt her image? Lumi is just doing a job and why would she make it so more people harass her and possibly lead to her being terminated?

>>103689162
>Forgets Ember being an onlyfans/cam girl model

@me when you found a picture of her knees or elbow kthx

>>103684536
>>103686811
>>103688148
all good women are retarded tryhard pickmes, if they weren't they'd be retarded cunt bitches that cheat on you.

be glad lumi is a tryhard pickme, she could've been a cunt bitch cheater.

>>103678531
She's an actual retard, she for some reason calls her cousins kids nieces and nephews when they are just cousins (once removed)

I miss her karaoke streams...

>>103690938
I don't, quality on them has greatly declined since the time of genshin 2 am gorillas.

>>103684536
That clips comes off like she just tried to be a ripoff Nyanners with that voice and what she was saying.

>>103673532
>and hear her moans
here you go
https://www.twitch.tv/mira_vt/clip/TrappedThankfulHippoBatChest-yrghFshaM-UXMSYg

The oblivion slip was worse than all this old crap. Even the "I dont like to eat alone" comment with layna as layna pushes lumi to consider become a cuck streamer by streaming with a bf or pregnant was more than any of these clips. God schizos suck these days.

>>103691659
post it

>>103691751
Post what? Go watch the streams none of this even matters anyways. Unicorns wont win when it comes to lumi.

>>103691869
>watching a 4 hour layna cooking collab for that
fuck no

Lumi is crying now because you don't trust her I can't tell if people actually care about her PL or if this is just larping antis

>>103692149
The Lumi lorebook must be completed at all costs

>>103690938
I hope she does more soon

>>103692149
New retards who think they found the smoking gun its all so tiresome nothing ever happens and I hope she is crying.

>>103692168
some knowledge is better left forbidden

>>103688238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNZIgigJ6V4

>>103694712
>63 views
>unlisted
Lol

>>103688988
yeah at this point, it is far more plausible to assume she has deliberately been dropping yab bait to further some sort of chatter purge than it would be to think a real yab has happened

>>103689074
>oblivion save
dont know what that was about. I assune she was worried about doxing her dad or whoever the character was based off? it sounds outlandish but not as absurd as letting someone else use her computer
>dizzy visit
yeah no shit. it was a bank holiday three day weekend in america. it happened to align with valentines day. she made it absurdly clear that whole week that she would be taking a vacation. we dont know exactly what she was doing but we knew from the start the dizzy thing was just tardwrangling losers

>>103688582
Link next thread? Or maybe in two weeks?

>>103695804
ha! okay that was surprisingly funny

noooooooo I thought the stupid slut started at 9. in exchange for this betrayal I expect lumi to hurry up and do something that will impress her future parents in law. I'm a little worried they will think she is an actual retard and I'm marrying down

>>103686811
So she sang a love song duet (I see the light) with a guy but can't find much else although I just clicked stuff at random

I miss when the most controversial thing Lumi did was allow starbro to use her computer to play oblivion

>>103696002
it was on her schedule (even though it's still outdated because she's not streaming tomorrow and the minecraft collab is ambiguous)
>>103696086
it seems like she was just trying to do what she could to get recognition, getting that impression watching what exists of her
pretty typical for a new streamer

>>103696211
wait what? she is streaming tomorrow

>>103696227
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1957970164198297692

>>103696289
>Nieces
So Starbro does have kids despite being 18? So her dream of him being a chad and deflowering virgins did happen.

>>103696394
at least something went right in her life

>>103696394
its her cousins kid. she just calls them a niece because she's retarded

>>103696394
It's more like cousins kids. Just don't go poking when school starts and why they'd be out on the first week to go camping.

>>103696394
>So her dream of him being a chad and deflowering virgins did happen.
what the fuck is wrong with her? Nobody wants that for their sibling.

>>103688582
Jared?

Lumi is having sexual thoughts about someone
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>103696894
September?

>>103697012
yeah, about me

>>103696289
this fucking cunt

she's looking extra beautiful today

Will her thirst for blood ever be quenched?

So Lumi banned some retard that was harassing Layna? lol
Since everyone knew who she was talking about I guess he was relatively infamous.

>>103697934
sunbrocean isn't banned, so whatever
I'm somewhat temped to read chat during that stream, but meh

Lumi is reading the thread again
>>103697934
don't know what happened but she probably deserved it

>>103696894
it's two day weekend camping, what school got to do with it?

>>103696816
that's what you do if you ahve good relationship with your cousins
what I don't get about her family is how her cousins and uncles/aunt moved to US to if both of her parents are russian
also fucking russians turning protestant, damn protestant of all things, I'd believe orthodox going catholic more

>>103698231
>Lumi is reading the thread again
I bet she is giving sunbocean all the attention only because we bitch about it.

>>103697934
I'm not banned though? I'll still proclaim loudly that she is a fucking worthless whore and shouldn't collab with lumi.

>>103698425
that would explain a lot actually

>>103698469
isn't she in a long term relationship? that's opposite of whore

>>103698503
Whores talk about previous sexual encounters online for everyone including their future children to see.

>ban after ban
somebody needs to stop her before its too late

>>103697934
sunbro is next

>>103698878
He is protected by the amount of donos he sent.

>>103699032
not when every other chatter thinks he is annoying and Lumi ignores 75% of the shit he says now because he has managed to annoy her too

>>103699111
Trips of truth. It drops the quality of the streams honestly, if I wanted his opinion on everything I'd watch him streaming and not Lumi

>>103699182
Lumi has it all planned it out, it's just the leadup to her redemption arc

>>103699182
the guy doesn't even chat without attaching bits to it now because he knows he has to force her to read his shit or else he will get ignored and even then she has been ignoring his bits donos now

Actual retart
https://files.catbox.moe/c8rls3.mp4

>>103700923
Literally Hank Johnson holy shit my oshi is a retard.

>>103700923
>Starbro actually had to tardwrangle her retardness as an infant.
No wonder he hates women

>>103701862
she raised him well

>>103700923
There is no way....

>>103700923
she feels so bad about being wrong once she realizes it
she needs a hug in the woods

>>103700923
this has to be a larp, what the actual shit

>>103700923
I'm not even sure pippa would fall for that

>>103703118
Pippa is probably familiar with Hank Johnson lore

>>103700923
god shes such a cute bimbo sometimes

>Lumi thinks eating lots of fruit will make you fat, and not the carbohydrates
I fear for her diet

Lumi is smart and cute
>>103703726
it's insane how many people actually think this about fruit

>>103698316
my understanding, based entirely on vibe and some oblique references to her being surprised about her parents starting to pray during meals, is that they were very pragmatic about religon. they didnt care about faith or really even believe in religon. they were just trying to be waspy. we also know they raised lumi to be a socialite and her church was full of gossiping tryhards.
again, this could be wrong, her dad could be a volga german prot, who knows. but it would make sense for social climbers to think going prot made the most sense

>>103696953
a bunch of incels started seething when lumi indicated that she was happy starbro knows how to pull girls when he wants to.

>>103698425
she literally is. she hates the thread now. the oblivion thing went too far. the lines are crossing and he isnt worth it anymore. but that one autist who somehow found sunbro's autistic ttsing threatening shat up the thread bitching about it every day until it became the consensus among thread schizos something was up.
I dont think everyone fully appreciates how /here she was and how much she loved each and every one of you. she died a little inside that day

Lumi is kinda retarded huh

>>103704521
yeah it has been way more brutal than normal lately. it gets frustrating when you know someone can do better but is deliberately reducing themself to a retard

>>103700145
sometimes I miss how hard she used to try

>>103704521
she seems to have big Friday energy, like she is ready to get the long day over with and have a few days off
a good sign, because it means she actually wants the time off
>>103704497
I will admit the cuckposters got to me for a few days after the oblivion thing, I felt bad after but the damage was already done

>>103704406
I mean, I get Lumi being happy her brother isn’t an incel, any sister would be happy for that, but wishing your own brother was nothing more than a deadbeat dad, who impregnates girls left and right is too much.

coffee craft is cancelled for today, and she is finish Maxe Payne today instead

>>103705024
>coffee craft
Oh no.
Truly.

>>103705024
Why was it cancelled?

>>103705828
lumi didn't elaborate

>>103704406
Wait, were people actually surprise that two parents who raised a socialite stacy for a daughter, also raised a chad thundercock for a son?

>>103704965
right..? what does that have to do with anything lumi said?

>>103705024
yeah jelly canceled it yesterday, the tweet is in the thread. theyre too busy working on their streamer careers to stream

>>103705138
the last one was okay. you're right though, that exception aside, it has been some of their most poorly implemented, or perhaps just silly, ideas

>>103705138
>>103706432
it would be good if they kept with something consistently, every week is them just running around and screaming for the first hour until something happens
>>103706344
Lumi would never
>>103706148
*failed socialite stacy

>>103707678
If what Lia and Shiina said is true, Lumi is a stacy

>>103708820
nothing Shiina says is true, and Lia is questionable at best

i miss her

>>103708820
And her brother asserted his dominance over her by T-posing on her and saying “food is food”

>>103709830
>“food is food”
It’s been a few weeks, but this shit lives rent free in my head. What the fuck was starbro trying to say when he said this? Why couldn’t he just say what he wanted instead of making Lumi seethe?

>>103710358
he said it because he knew it would piss her off

>>103711175
this. she acts really weird with the wannabemom shit and gets treated appropriately

Socialite and brother

>>103711325
maybe she is teaching him right after all, in her own way

Lumi should ask Filian or Vani if she could use this for when she plays Battlefield.

Is Lumi going to update us at all while she's away? I hope she doesn't so she can well and truly get a break, but it will also feel like a knife in the ass

>>103711741
the best part about camping is disconnecting from all social media

why can't she just be nise and sweet
now shes gone maybe I won't come back

>>103711325
I mean, they’re siblings, and once their parents die, they will be the only ones left. Lumi is just trying to connect with him emotionally

>>103711783
it sounds like she might be "camping", since she doesn't even need hiking boots
but she also said it's pretty out there, so who knows
she is likely playing games so that no one is able to track her down and have his way with her
>>103711920
I will still post while she's gone but probably not enough to bump it unless something is going on

>>103704497
>she hates the thread now
Good, the thread hates her too.

>>103712948
We love Kaneko here.

>>103711920
I know what you are doing. bad schizo.

>>103712948
I like lumi. But I don't trust her

>>103712948
I wonder if she was being more annoying than usual this week so we wouldnt miss her. I doubt it but still
>>103712331
while you are correct, that's not easy to do when you insist on snitching about every he says

>>103713070
you can trust her. she lies a lot, has lost 15 iq points, is on the spectrum, and terrified of everything. but it is a rare case where "it's not you, it's me" actually applies. she would never do anything to hurt a gumi on purpose and she really doesnt lie about anything important

>>103713078
she said she needed the break, that is most likely why she was being annoying
I don't blame her, it's like the days leading up to vacation and you just don't care any more

sniffing lumi's lemony pits

>>103713132
That all may be true. Ultimately it doesn't matter to me, as I am no longer invested in who lumi is beyond the character. Its for the best imo, I got in too deep for a while there

>>103713249
not into the neck or the feet aside from jokes but her armpits are unironically erotic to me

>>103713078
>when you insist on snitching about every he says
Why does Lumi snitch on starbro so much? I never understood that giveb that Lumi hated how controlling her parents were to her

>>103713323
oh. well. that is both very wise and highly commendable of you. vtubers, regardless of whether they are shitty people or shitty people, have a great way of turning people schizo. that is usually a one way trip descent into madness rather than a path to reasonabled self-realization. good on you.
I, on the other hand, do remain interested in her personal life; but only for practical reasons. women are obsessed with validation of their retarded personal lives and anything that makes day to day gaslighting will be important after I marry her

>>103713599
she also seems to think it is extremely important for her to do so. given the combined weight and obviousness common sense and specific evidence to contrary viewed in the context of lumi's undeniably good intentions, I think the most plausible explanation is simple. autism.

>>103713323
that's what I try to do and it is probably healthier, but then you realize the character is just as in flux as the not character and it can still be hard to break free
not to mention she's just too perfect, the character is more deadly than a real woman because she knows how to be wanted

>>103704497
hey sunbro
she hates you and ignores you because you are an annoying fag not because the thread made her do it
>that one autist
nobody in chat likes you including Lumi

>>103713981
cringe. even if you were right about everything else, sunbro is far to easy to spot to excuse such a rookie error

>>103713599
>Domineering helicopter Mother who plans your life without your consent
>submissive beta cuck dad who does nothing to stop it
>Older Sister who you once looked up as a cool and popular as a kid, is now a Hikkimori, living in a run-down apartment in a blue state, who now snitches at you whenever you confide in her emotionally and ignores you to focus on “chat”.
When you stop and think about it, Starbro being extremely depressed and submissive to any authoritarian woman makes sense.

>>103715242
>when you stop to think about it
I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WHY
DO I LOVE YOU

>no plans today or tomorrow, was gonna play vidya game and tune in
Oh she hates me, specifically

I hate Lumi, but I feel empty without her...

>>103704497
>she hates the thread now
She doesnt come here. Even if she did she would hate you and only you. Specifically your autistic sperging and pathetic attempts to portray all your posts as some grandiose wisdom. She probably has seen cutouts from here and knows who you are. This Woman is my oshi. I've watched her for the past 4 fucking years. Despite the shit I give her she isn't a full-fledged retard like you. I don't pray for suffering but I certainly hope nothing good ever happens to you.

>>103718073
>grandiose wisdom
>shitposts
you think the quickly tapped out stream of consciousness bullshit is an attempt at wisdom? here of all fucking places? my nigger you need to calm the fuck down and remember we are here to have fun
>hates you
I wish. I would waste a lot less time if the good rapport didnt keep dragging me back.
>4 years
yet you were still too lazy to start a general? nigger your commitment to a single hobby may be admirable but you must understand that the energy you seem to put into seething doesn't serm to match up
>isn't here
watch streams nigger

>>103718339
>we are here to have fun
Cringe ass erp? Okay loser.
>yet you were still too lazy to start a general?
Why the fuck would I do that? This place is ass half the time nobody needs a fucking thread. I don't spend all day here either so why would I care if there is a thread or not? I'm not looking to converse with people like you discord fags.
>nigger nigger nigger
Wow so powerful, so edgy, you've got nothing. She is the dancing monkey. I simply have to do nothing but enjoy streams. Where do you get off thinking anyone is owed anything simply because I watch her? What do you think about sub is for? Just die.

>>103719118
Why do you even show up to threads if you just want to enjoy it all on your lonesome? Unironically you should just kys now because you're too obsessed with leaving anything alone.

>>103719294
>you're too obsessed
More armchair psychology and assumptions. Just add some erp next time.

>>103719371
I don't need to armchair psych to see that on the one hand you don't care about anyone else and engaging with the community but you also feel a righteous zeal to either anti or shit on everyone who's not doing it your way. These are all your statements and the first should exclude you from even wanting to enter this space in the first place. And yet you're here.

>>103719422
Sure sure you know everything. Take your meds.

>>103719486
you're doing it again

>>103720259
This is kino. Seems like everyone that actually makes shit is on Twitter now.

someone in california that went camping just tested positive for the plague

>>103718073
hi notalpharius

>>103723425
>notalpharius
thats probably the first reply not the second anon's reply

>>103723425
alph is here but that anon is not him
he too hates sunbro now

>>103724861
Did the inner circle turn on Sunbro? What did I miss?

>>103724953
if you believe notalpharius sunbro is a schizo groomer and a pathetic loser with money from his parents who really thinks he can get Lumi and will turn on anyone who he imagines is in his way

>>103725030
Weird. I'm the only one that can get Lumi. Did nobody tell him?

>>103723353
It’s over

No Lumi today

>>103727424
Its all your fault anon, why were you so rude yesterday?

>>103727424
Sorry, she's too busy having sex with me.

>>103719294
>>103719422
based and cheers for saying what I was thinking
>>103727613
nta but she was being way more annoying than usual and she doesnt really respond to beating around the bush
>>103724953
when I hear that term I think of the group of friends from way back in the day when lumi could still hang out in discord. they obviously went defunct/became schizo years ago. what is the modern meaning of inner circle

>>103728441
I haven't been around for long, and don't really join streamer discords.
I was mostly referring to the mods and the people she always reads chats of, like alpharius, ocbm. Maybe I shouldn't view them as a collective.

>>103728563
You really shouldn’t

>>103727424
I miss her

>>103727424
Lumi hates us

i cant wait for lumi to explain christian girl autumn

>>103731699
I thought she hated Christianity

>>103733400
What? She's a church girl.

>>103733542
Aaand reeeeads hr bi-ble

>>103731699
she should collab with PrayersFromAbigail

>supposedly camping
>on twitter for the last hour

>>103735905
noticers aren't allowed iit

she isn't camping until tomorrow, she took today off so she can do tother things

>>103736509
She'll also be on a public camp ground with nearby cell reception (just getting a head start)

>>103736906
she unironically might be

lumi better do a surprise I am back late night geurilla where she reads us a story and then we play aoe until the weee hours.

>>103736906
she has a very specific reason to not be worried about bears. If she wasnt a retard then that could mean anything since they just arent a problem. But it may mean she got lazy witb her opsec excuses and they rented a cabin

>>103737078
Lumi is anti-bear, her screams would be loud enough to scare it off

>>103737154
she's a freezer. she was perfectly designed for kidnapping. so she wouldnt even be useful for screeching

>>103730041
why do you say that? I am not arguing, but you say that as if it is either really obvious or as if there is a big reason not to.

>>103735905
do not notice anything about new york do not

>>103737078
Don't be silly bears love fucking with cabins.

>>103738375
especially Lumis, her cabin must smell extra nice

why is she like this

>>103740054
All she ever wanted was a strong man to put her in her place. Yet every where she looked, she found beta cucks.

>>103740154
Her boyfriend should be more forceful with her then.

>>103740188
Starmom made sure starbro was dependent and submissive toward her for all things. Lumi snitching on him didn’t help matters. I’m sorry but starbro won’t be chocking out Lumi.

>>103740154
it's true she has found many actual beta cucks, but such is Lumi's power that to her, everyone is a beta cuck in comparison

>>103733542
Didn’t she hate Bible study

>>103740054
the cuts are a bit much, but the mutual desire to correct her behavior is there. it is cute how she just wants to know someone cares about her enough to get that mad.
I'm going to recurate a certain collection and then send her an ultimatum. her stupidity has been exhausting and I think she just needs to know things are still real

>>103740608
everyone did. her "church" was also a super cringe social club full of gossips and cunts. she correctly picked up on an exagerated example of protostantism's fundamental insincerity. deep down she still believes in God. very much so. you can tell by how she has internalized the actual values of Christianity. even when pretending not to, she follows the rules and acts more christian than many church goers

>>103740863
>she has internalized the actual values of Christianity. even when pretending not to, she follows the rules and acts more christian than many church goers
this happens a lot with lots of kids who grew up with christian parents, they learned those values even if they don't believe in the religion

>>103741499
too bad she got such a brain dead set of theology lessons. she didnt go into it too far but her brief attempt at describing her limited God consciousness was a retard's first take on Catholic metaphysics. this time around I am not going to worry if she is having fun

>>103741819
She just needs to read Nietzsche

>>103741869
okay well played anon, that was actually legitimately funny. you get a high five

lumi is horny today. It's cute to see her expressing normal human feelings instead of larping as a sperg and denying it. I wonder if it is fan service for taking the three day or if she just needs a baby

>>103740154
She has a masters degree, in her mind she will always be girlboss

>>103743560
Masters means nothing now.

>>103743748
It means shes better then you if you dont have one

>>103744850
fuck you. Blue collars jobs are superior

>>103743560
she only seems girlboss because of her unsual circumstances. she wants her peers and betters to treat her like the turbo bottom she is. that isnt too unusual. the thing is she ran away from her peer group ages ago yet clearly retains some awareness of the objective measure of her worth.
most people's social circles are dominated by people from the same class background. we are socialized in and presume a peer dynamic to be the default. lumi has moments that would be stacey incidents amongst peers.
the thing is, she mostly ran away from hers. those condescending moments/imperviousness to things that brainworm most women are not the result of girl bossing. a peer would smack her down like she wants. she just doesnt see many
>>103743748
no not really. they are a very important upper middle class status symbol. it will help her find a higher quality spouse or a better job because they are indicators of both intelligence and having your shit together. partially because they are hard but mostly because of the meta.
anyone who understands the social context of the upper middle class strata knows that starting work 2 years early is unlikely to generate more income and prestige than a masters. yes, it is possible for someone to get a degree without understanding the meta. But anyone who does get that meta either has one or got really rich starting their own business.
no one enjoys hanging out with stupids and poors, stupid and poor people rarely get those degrees. that is the value of having one

hope she gets eaten by a bear desuu

>>103745071
The only two saving graces is that she's not in corporate daycare (vtubing is quite competitive on an individual basis), and she has the self awareness that being a woman isnt like being a man even in egalitarian liberal urban society.
But no, a masters is on average worse for getting a partner because for women it excludes everyone who doesnt have one, and generally just makes women think they are top shit even though its fron some no name university.

>>103745071
>it will help her find a higher quality spouse
Was it the masters that reeled you in, sunbro? Given your lack of social awareness, and habit to present your own myopic worldview as a grand narrative, I'm not sure we can trust you on this one.

>>103745071
>no not really. they are a very important upper middle class status symbol. it will help her find a higher quality spouse or a better job because they are indicators of both intelligence and having your shit together. partially because they are hard but mostly because of the meta.
And Look where that got her

>>103746078
I need an upper class interpreter, how high does "almost 30 vtuber with bad eating habits" rank in the status symbol hierarchy?

>>103746094
>rank in the status symbol hierarchy?
She would be lucky to get a blue-collar husband

Why is Lumi such a basedjack?

>>103747034
no

When will Lumi come back/

>>103746094
somewhere between office drone and onlyfans girl. a normal guy isn't going to put up with this crap which is why half of these girls end up with other streamers

>>103747816
Lumi hates male streamers

You guys should watch Rie instead

>>103747937
No

>>103748007
But she’s better than Lumi

>>103747937
>trading an ex NY escort with a boyfriend for a whore that hookups on tinder
Both are shit

>>103748053
Rie would actually be faithful

>>103748120
Yeah, okay, anon.

>>103748154
You got to believe in her

>>103747094
Disgusting

>>103746094
She’s basically in the upper-middle hierarchy

>>103748053
Where did this rrat about Lumi being some Escort even come from? She hates sex.

>>103747567
in a few days

>>103747937
Maybe on the weekends

>>103747937
I watched Rie yesterday, and she seems very attractive. Not sure if she's anything like Lumi though. Lumi talks about stuff I'm interested in.

>>103748362
Rie is an extrovert, whereas Lumi is a introvert

>>103748355
I can’t wait that long

>>103748366
Why does this matter on stream? Lumi yaps for hours.

>>103748380
Lumi yaps about things she doesn't know, or genuinely believes an island will tip over

>>103748399
Okay but I like when she does that

New Lemon Thread
>>103748511
>>103748511