Thread 103806053

still ‘Ate mahjong Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTAXSKp72a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyX_3bhN2QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8RYeEsLPsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9T2Yxds4ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg0aCU8cRq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nkJR4E-MOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dgi7NBvzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rO-ML12Ih8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPhw43XYtYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW0Oh1C_IKY

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

- Matatabi is graduating
- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhIgf16sic
- We got our ass kicked in Lord of the Board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81icHOYKJDQ&t=17888s

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... no yaku! No yaku?? You stupid nyagger you chii’ the 1s! There are ten tiles left in the wall! It's the easiest keiten of your life, just pooosh!

Related threads
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Previous Thread >>103733203

Mahjong sucks

>pippa does jong stream on a day i'm not working
>i had already agreed to be dropping someone off at the airport at that time

>>103806253
it's a collab so you probably aren't missing friendlies at least

Erina POV for the jong collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNYKunVtByI

>>103808109
Erina sexo but i'm sleepy

>>103808154
>i'm sleepy
Wanna play tarkov?

I wish Tarkov didn't go to shit

>>103808309
Just play SPT, its real fucking fun without all the bullshit and pointless restrictions they've put in place

ate an entire 14" pizza

>>103808483
Based

I had a large pizza two days ago

I'm on a diet.

i haven't had pizza in months

I've been breaking my diet because the heat kills my willpower

I don't need to diet

Evens order food tonight to eat when I wake up
Odds get food when I wake up
0 kms

>>103809106
cook it yourself

>>103809161
There's a big event in my area right now which makes the grocery store awful to go to so I'm avoiding it for a couple days

mahjong vtubers doing friendlies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW0Oh1C_IKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNYKunVtByI

How the fuck is pippa pulling so many characters with that many rolls

>>103810035
Sponsored jade

I've gotten 3 jyanshis in a single 10 roll twice

>>103810035
Tagged account

i once rolled $100 dollars worth of jade and only got one JJ character

I've gotten 0 characters from 8 fortune charm 10 pulls

idk who erina is because i dont watch vtubers but i would have sex with that

>Pippa won't overdraft her account for mahjong
AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND
DROPPED!

>>103810644
erina still rolling

>>103809619
that chest is obscene

>>103810607
you and everyone else

this mahjong stream is pretty good, I hope they don't ever get to the mahjong

>>103810644
>overdraft
Her bank account is empty?

>>103811172
it was -$70 before she spent even more because she didn't check if the money from fish had hit her paypal yet

>>103811198
God, years of her getting mad at chat for them telling her to save and put money away just washed over me

>aka supa to your broke employee whose bank and paypal are both refusing your payments
based

Erina sex. Sex with Erina

no. clio sex. sex with clio. stupid male.

>>103811700
jj...

>>103811801
Erina is a lesbian too jj, you have a chance

Kick clio in the vagina KAPOW

Maybe I'm just not used to it, but the new free tile skin is hard to read. Tbf I have trouble reading the other skin too.

>>103812070
I'm not a fan of it just because of the color, the other skin is readable for me though

>>103812070
It's pretty ugly imo, same with the achievement stuff. I was pretty excited for this event honestly but all of the free stuff is kind of shit.

Room code 67888 for upcoming games

>>103812215
>entotsu room code

I posted in the wrong thread...

i saw

>>103812910
>>>/vg/536440998

>>103812910
>Wrong thread
>Still got >names'd
kek

>>103812955
No I >names posted in /pcg/

I wish Pippa would at least teach the people she drags into mahjong what a yaku is before they play

>>103813428
She needs to win somehow

>>103813428
Pippa sucks at mahjong and streaming, we don't like her anymore.

>>103813428
>he hasn't seen her try to teach people

>>103813496
kahoot isn't trying to teach people

>>103813516
what we gathered from that is she thinks you're supposed to teach like how teachers teach, which is telling people random trivia that isn't relevant to anything and then quizzing them on it
such people shouldn't ever teach anything

>>103813516
Every instance of her teaching someone to play jong was an experience. Not a learning one mind you, but an experience.

>>103813571
...is Pippa retarded?

>>103813636
yeah
but the majority of people seem to think that's what teaching is too, so that doesn't make her particularly retarded

value doko

>>103813683
teaching them what a yaku is even if they don't know them isn't really teaching them how to play

palate cleanser
ritsuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu6rcnvVtLQ
akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNC4zNmzYOY

Stupid sexy tiger

>makes the most retarded discards imaginable
>dealer baiman

ohhh! so you're the famous miko! so like. why did xapitan leave us?

>>103813993
>ignoring the famous bito on stream

Famous cat can you show me pippa's maka score?

>>103814033
>jj deduction skills

Which famous Miko, the mortalbotter?

>>103814093
No one said she was smart

did xapitan leave us because he didn't want us to know he's a perverted gooner boi? i dont mind! deport him back to /jong/!

>>103806053 (OP)
There's no reason for this blatantly offtopic thread to exist. Just move to one of your splits you bbc loving phasecucks, there's more than enough already.

>skips tenpai chi
>immediately draws tenpai anyways
pippas account seed is ridiculous

>>103814168
kys we hate vtubers here

>>103814100
i'm reformed

>>103814166
>i dont mind!
>Lied as naturally as she breathed
You regularly get pissy anytime the thread started talking about lewd things

>>103814045
why does he hate us

>>103814168
We post about mahjong vtubers here sir

>>103814221
I don't think he ever moved over to /jong/

koko?

>>103814341
watchin pippa rn

>>103814341
I'm busy watching something that I know will upset me

>>103814341
Talking to AI

>>103814361
>>103814369
>>103814383

>2 doragons
>neither is Doragon

alright blue hag. post it. let me get a drink (alcoholic, bad for my health, fuck my life) and go to the bathroom first.

Majsoul Friends Room 48965(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48965

>>103814484
Pippa killed Doragon

>>103814489
3/4 waiting for (You)

it really is (You) blue hag! long time no see!

>>103814537
Sharted

STUPID FUCKING YUZU TUZU DEATH YUZU TORTURE AAAAAA

>>103814747
>TUZU

>>103814489
I'll drink with you jellyjonger, 1 PM is prime time

ex-husband... you really are hopeless

Homeless, yes, hopeless, never!

>>103814888
Naïve

i don't like this miko

>>103815044
Miko rape! Miko rape!!!

Why is strong zero so much easier to drink when it's flat and lukewarm from being open in my car cupholder all day

Majsoul Friends Room 91247(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91247

>>103815240
2/4!

grrrr! mikos are only good for rape! anons must rape mikos! rape them!!!

>>103814065
the last games I have are from '23 and they have her as C to B+ overall; this is the sample from the most recent up the list
because I have integrity, I will choose the most recent ones and not the ones where the computer evaluated me well, inb4 "oh no no no" etc

>>103815240
3/4! We are so close to being ready!

oh? new riichi music? i like it!

>>103815240
Full and started! /jong/ is inclining!

>>103815280
I now do not consider maka a good tool

this is fate telling me i should stick to project zomboid and create a gay erp survivor colony... wj

xapitan is in my room right now, he told me he hates you guys

>>103814537
wjed

>>103814537
Wj

>>103814537
wj

>>103815732
Host the server

host a rust server instead

Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement l'oublier
Et puis je fume

>>103815670
it gives A+ for 80 mortal rating games, anything below that is it telling you that you're retarded

hina still hasn't accepted my friend request from 3 months ago

what is my maka score? that's like the thing that tells you if you're a bot right?

Rin rape!

>>103816037
go into your logs and click the MAKA button, it's not going to tell if you're a bot or not unless you have nothing but S+

You don't need Maka for us to know you're a bot jj

jj must be mortalbotting

miko would know

I was either discarding the 7p or the ton there

>>103816493
Should have dropped the ton, you could stand to lose some weight

>>103815240
Well jonged. Rin is banned from now on

>>103815240
well jonged!

>>103815240
wj

>>103815240
WJ! i got good flow for once, and sorry for the dama i was waiting for a better tile to call ricchi

>lemon viewer games
>sanma
I hate women so much it's unreal

i love women. theyre so smoochable

God I wish women were real.

>>103817141
sadly, there is no proof. if only there was proof...

women are not real. babies are born when a husband loves his husband so much they jong together very hard and a baby is formed in the process

Fujo propaganda

evens port of subs
odds carne asada fries

>>103818690
0...?

>>103818700
can I get triple 000

0 and I will get a burrito and two fish tacos

Even, chicken patty sandwich
Odds the cheetos mac and cheese

I think anon should try the Macca's McWings they're really good

>>103818895
FUCK

my fridge is empty and I must starve

im cookin chicken 2nite

i had leftover goat curry

I want goat cuny

>>103819168
What makes that curry the greatest of all time?

>>103819537
it was good and had cilantro

cilantro tastes like soap perchance thougheverbeit

>>103819584
you know what else cilantro tastes like?

>>103819872
corriander

>>103819886
deez nutz GOTTEEM

>>103819537
But that'd be beef Masaman curry?

is it safe to say that i dont eat curry or will that upset the jannies

gm
was the collab fun?

>>103820881
If you like watching Pippa reach a new level of pathetic and having to ask Erina for money to pull cause all her bank accounts are in the negative, yeah.

>>103820881
yes

>>103820915
do you think shes does it on purpose?

>>103820915
>all her bank accounts are in the negative, yeah.
How is this possible I thought she was rich

>>103821063
She is a woman with low effort income.

>>103821063
she's a woman and has tons of pets, imagine the vet bills

Furry join for your daily friendly right meow
Majsoul Friends Room 36071(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36071

>>103821087
Her pets? All me

>>103821110
2/4!!

Jongers assemble we need to cripple the French!

>>103821110
three divided by four, which means... if we divide one by four and add it to that then the room would be full

3/4
can we get a 4th s'il vous plait?

>>103821110
maybe you should crosspost uwu

>>103821110
Guy I was eating dinner I'm so sorry. Let us begin!

B**ooooo you stupid bitch. I love you

>>103821647
I did all i could despite dealing into dealer baiman while in riichi

>>103821669
That dealer? Me

Rapemiko you stole my dora 6 chiitoi you bitch!!!

good
chiitoi never deserves to win

wao, 4 tenpai :o

Stupid slut miko stop dealing in!!

ippeiko should be worth 2 han, also previous round i waited 1 turn before riichi'ing for a chance at sanshoku but drew my wait @_@

Can you bake pcg. Anons are too lazy to do it.

>>103821897
give me an image

>>103821917
Evil ass jonger >>103821923

>>103821110
wj

Thank you

>>103821110
Well jonged...

>>103821110
well jonged

>>103821110
Well played. thank you for the fun matches, everyone!

>>103822048
people fold in friendlies? I mean... sure I do too, but maybe 1 in 10 hands

i always push in friendlies

>>103822136
it was just a joke about hotwheels

>>103822270
Ah, I'm stupid

uuuu I miss the famous Yuzu

i can't believe the famous Yuzu are dead

>>103824233
>are

>>103824248
yes, of all them

Morning.

>>103825930
gm anon

>>103827635
Pippa in 8 months when the next sponsor rolls in

the horizontal snake themed lady of which anon once had relations with but no longer does is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!
this post was sponsered by metal gear solid delta, the metal gear solid 3 remake coming out next week

>get recommended ember clip
>I thought it was Saya
why did she start skin walking as Saya?

The only ember clip i want to see is THAT one

>>103828180
she took my car and my dog

Feeling cute might koko later :3c

>>103832945
cute kitty ^0^ but seeing those claws i'd worry about the integrity of the chair

>>103833017
Chair is temporary, kitty love is eternal

I'll be at work later

Cats only live for like 20 years tops (3 if you have an outdoor cat).

>>103833677
Nyo... My cat will live forever...

thats why my pet is a lizard that will probably outlive me even if I don't kill myself

>>103834703
>his pet will one day lose his human
it's too sad...

My turtle got eaten by a seagull

that must been a huge seagull

my dad hooked a cool turtle while fishing this morning and showed me the picture

Did it have nunchucks?

Good morning /jong/

>>103836869
he said turtle, not a wii

>>103838410
hello

It's the afternoon

It's 8 am and at 9 am I am having my smoko

Femanon should play with my wii we could play bowling

Femanon should come over and play on my arcade machines because I never use them

The ancient files...

Anons should play monster hunter tri for the Nintendo wii

Anons should play monster hunter tri ultimate for the wii u which is better

shan't~

anons should play ranked to get ready for saint september

I'm already doing slave September at work

I'm just going to jerk off instead.

I'm at work

>>103847893
No it's not

>1 Twitch notification
>"Your Gift Sub to khubie has expir-"
>Close Twitch notifications tab

koko before i go to bed?

wish i was jongin rn

Wish I was eating a burger

>>103849566
Yes it is

MH4G was the last good monster hunter

Hey jong, I'm going live to whale for the snake lady: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>103851998
I'm eating a burger right now

I'm watching anon stream

anon is not eating much this month

Aaaaa I want burger

Evens go grocery shopping now
Odds go in the morning
0 kms

I wish i still worked from home so i could make midday kokos

Where's the zomboid server foid?

>>103856686
I thought only I called her that...

>>103856767
I've called her that too and I would be surprised if we were the only 3

Majsoul Friends Room 30380(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30380

hmm..nyo

Where the jongers at

going to bed

>>103856819
Closed
>>103856904
Good night little jonger.

>>103856894
doing a first aid course that goes for two fucking days

>>103856819
I miss Yuri

>>103858118
why?

>>103858273
Some sites I go to require having someone with the cert present, and I might be training someone soon. Also technically a requirement for graduating for my degree for some reason.

Unless you're asking why it goes for two days, in which case I have no idea.

>>103858372
What do you do?

Akarun is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuvypJfRj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuvypJfRj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuvypJfRj8

>>103858142
What happened to him?

>>103859013
Something niche enough that I'd rather not say.

See you all in a week
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XFuCC7f2mogeFiuNt--rSrkSFxZMIpf

inb4 /jong/'s nuclear bomb making arc

sex crow

I won EU4 bros

mahjong vtubers

>>103861248
there's still some green over there

>>103861289
that's the deep rainforest no one's going in there man

>>103861248
Now do it again in HOI4

>>103861335
that's where i'll be hiding

remon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeoCyjyN9Ko

I guess its time to say goodbye to my sheep

Snake?

https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
eggy jonging with viewers come and jong

I have to go to work soon

I tried one bite of scrambled eggs almost 30 years ago and I didn't like it so I've refused to eat any type of egg ever since.

>>103870532
why was it rotten

>>103870151
someone join pls..

>>103871124
ok on my way

>>103871140 (me)
well someone else joined, started
i'll join next one

>>103870151
2/4

>>103870789
I hated the texture.

Eggs are made to be eaten over-easy

eggs are made to be eaten raw, actually

eggs are made to give birth to baby chickens that will grow up to be turned into a delicious $5 rotisserie chicken

DO NOT OPEN THIS

>>103875133
i opened it

I wish I was opening my mouth to put a burger inside it

>>103875698
Anon doesnt have a mouf

There are zero non-fast food burgers near me

Evens buy a catless j-pipe
Odds wait until later
0 kms

is the diaphone slam over?

>>103878447
the wat

Death

I can't bake. I have a cooldown

I hate /jong/

lazy fuckers
>>103880618

>>103852299
factual

>>103880632
Yeah me.

uuuu I miss yuzu

>>103882418
where would the cat normally go?