Thread 103862953

You wouldn't fuck a rat, would you?

>>103862953 (OP)
IRyS is so lucky...

i would
A LOT

>>103862953 (OP)
daaaaaamn

>>103862953 (OP)
That rat? Absolutely.

>>103862953 (OP)
MATING
PRESS

>>103862953 (OP)
She's asking for it and I'm here to answer.

>>103862953 (OP)
I'd impregnate her and not take responsibility

>>103862953 (OP)
>>103863985
mating press

>>103862953 (OP)
I may

>>103862953 (OP)
Made for holostars.

>>103862953 (OP)
whats the top 5 horniest fanbases in holo?

>>103862953 (OP)
only a whore would do moves like that, it's not appropriate for an idol

>>103863054
this is stupid abd would never happen
IRyS is the top

>>103866072
>Sees sex rat
>Immediately thinks of cock

why are you gay anon

>>103866461
>several posts about sex and cum
>crickets
>one post about holostars
>"YOU'RE THINKING OF COOOOOOOCK"

>>103867454
they are not sending their best are they

holostars are so lucky...

Anal Mating Press

>>103867580
The homocollab defense force sure isn't.

>>103862953 (OP)
YES MATING PRESS

I'm scared of the aids

>>103862953 (OP)
I surely would. Not the whore in OP though.

>>103864587
I would have several children with her and then take full responsibility for their crazy asses when they inevitably try to stab us in our sleep (it'll deffo be my genes and not hers).
I've never had any desire to get surgery to increase my height or dick size, but I sincerely wish that the technology was available to get a longer tongue because I would go all the way to her ovaries, as long as she wanted, as hard as she wanted. She could wrap it around her and wear it like a thong, and I would trot behind her all day like a golden retriever on Prozac.
My happiest days on Earth would be her practice and concert days, because I would spend every minute after she got off stage massaging and licking her tired, sweaty feet. That's after I get whatever her favorite dinner is in the oven, of course. My domestic skills are a mess but I'd turn into Martha fucking Stewart for her. She could dress me in whatever butler or maid outfit she wanted. She could tie a bell around my dick so she'd always know where I am and which of her favorite treats I'm closest to.
I'd play through all the scary and tough bits in Outlast so that she could just kick back and enjoy the story (while I massage and lick her feet, of course).
I'd put the fucking seat down for her.

>>103868172
and that's why you will die alone

>>103868209
i should change my ways

>>103866073
1. Tako
2-5. Everything else

>>103862953 (OP)
Her solo performance was quite underwhelming. She shook her ass, everything else was forgettable

>>103868411
She is the best dancer in Hololive. I was completely transfixed.

>>103862953 (OP)
it'd be racist not to

>>103868472
People say that, so I was expecting something impressive, but it wasn't

>>103863054
Dead ship

>>103862953 (OP)
ask axel

>>103868589
get your eyes checked
if you're attracted to women, get your dick checked

>>103868758
or whatever you're rocking down there. You should have felt SOMETHING swelling.

>>103868411
>She shook her ass
You forgot all the hip and legs movement, the power she put in this dance. It was pretty good.

>>103868758
I guess her modern hig hop style just isn't for me

Seriously one of the few women that's made me think "I would like to stick my face in her ass. Just right in there. No hesitation."

>>103862953 (OP)
You forgot her butt shaking during the final All For One when Kronii and Roara are singing

>>103870274
post it

No, I don't want STDs.

>>103871936
fairly certain you were born with several indog

>>103871967
Cry all you want. I'm not touching a town bike.

>>103872077
don't worry they won't touch you either

>>103862953 (OP)
why can't she just be cute? i hate her dance style.

>>103863054
read this as fucky and wanted to say fucking IRyS but I guess that's not what the post says...

>>103872117
>Still offended I won't fuck his oshi
Many such cases for your type.

>>103872162
how's life on the Mormon compound these days

>>103872275
not bad, 3rd wife soon. i like JP inspired dance, not hiphop crap.

>>103872308
>not bad, 3rd wife soon. i like JP inspired dance, not hiphop crap.
has she had her first period yet

>>103872344
not sure. i'll ask, hold on.

>>103862953 (OP)
I feel like I would need a hazmat suit to even be in the same room with her.

>>103862953 (OP)
God damn.

>>103862953 (OP)
Love that Aussie RAT!!

>"eww icky she's had sex before"
most manlet response if i've ever read one
those are the moves of a woman who knows what she wants and has no problem communicating it to you. no guesswork, no headgames, just "oi, put your mouth right here and suck, you horny little dingo. then we can throw some shrimp on the barbie"
perfect woman

>>103873080
beautiful
pure poetry

>>103873080
eh. her moves are just disgusting bbc shit.

>>103862953 (OP)
one of these days she will show her true power this is just a small fraction of what she is capable of.

>>103873344
sounds like you are a bit obsessed with that fetish

>>103874474
SAUCE PLZ

>>103874474
>3d meatpig
boner dead

>>103874497
danisauruz or some shit like that but no she never seems to dump them out even on OF unless they just somehow were the only non leaked things.

>>103874628
>danisauruz or some shit like that but no she never seems to dump them out even on OF unless they just somehow were the only non leaked things.
well that's too bad, because gotdamn would would WOULD

>>103874553
you have a blockage and should get checked out ASAP

>>103874553
if that's a meat pig i'm going truffle hunting

>>103874772
>>103874960
DIS GUST ANG

>>103874960
Now does the meat pig hunt truffles or meat?

>>103875096
meat i hope

>>103868016
Man I love Australian rats.

>>103866093
Tell me you don't know actual flesh idols without telling me you don't know actual flesh idols... And that you're a virgin.

>>103869022
Or you just like dicks, nothing wrong with that, I guess.

>>103876662
I've watched a few but I don't think I've seen something like that. Maybe you're watching former pole dancers.

>>103876662
this is utter bullshit. bae's dancing has nothing to do with the way idols dance. her style is distinctly western.

>>103877294
This is utter bullshit unless you are implying kpop idols aren't idols. they are a category of their own

>>103862953 (OP)
She stole the show and I will eat her ass as a reward

>>103862953 (OP)
Not homos' sloppy eighths

>>103872184
His point was that no woman would ever fuck you and you will die alone. I agree with that sentiment.

>>103877551
They aren't, they're just girl groups. Are Destiny's Child idols?

>>103877694
They are, by definition idols and are referred to as such. Implying otherwise is revisionism at it's finest

>>103877689
Sorry I won't fuck your oshi

>>103877765
-and every other woman that exists in spite of your herculean efforts to make it happen

>>103877793
Still not fucking your oshi. Sorry.

>>103877813
Great. I don't want brown hands near her. Sorry.

>>103877743
Looking forward to idols twerking, doing the jerk, and so on

>>103877834
>I didn't want to watch anyway!
You wouldn't be this offended if you didn't care. You sure like watching other brown hands all over her.

>>103877866
Ah. there come the cuck imaginations. The ultimate brown classic
Good for you bro

>>103877850
Just in case you are pretending to be retarded, I was referring to kpop groups who call themselves idols as well.

>>103877886
Keep telling me how offended you are that I won't fuck your oshi. Keep self projecting your dirty hands onto mine.
Still not fucking her.

>>103877924
And bouncing on it! Groups with simulated sex acts. Idol culture at its finest.

>>103877551
oh kpop. you're one of those people.

>>103877945
Who the fuck asked? All I said is that you will die without fucking anybody which is not my opinion. It's a law of the universe

>>103877974
Why are you so offended that I don't want to fuck your oshi? More for you, right?

>>103877960
You know that pretending to know about the Japanese or idol culture won't make you Japanese right?

>>103878002
Hopefully in g-strings as well.

>>103878033
YWNBJ

>>103878002
same thing back at you.

>>103878044
>No u
I accept your concession

>>103878044
>>103878042

>>103862953 (OP)
Her ass rolls weren't this good last time. She clearly spent hours upon hours learning how to perfect the movements like an autist
Respect

>>103878042
While slapping their own asses and doing Stomp routines

>>103874711
she was also the mint cosplayer sucking on a condom a month back.

>>103880130
oh, that girl. no thanks.

>>103868016
The thinking man's Aussie rat

>>103862953 (OP)
MATING PRESS

>>103874497
>>103874553
The duality of anon

>>103862953 (OP)
>Bae is not just the best wife material, she would be perfect in bed too

>>103862953 (OP)
https://litter.catbox.moe/3u5s84le4ef3qxx5.mp4

>>103862953 (OP)
>Ink Eyes
I've wanted to fuck rats for decades.
>>103874474
SEX

>>103862953 (OP)
Mogged the shit of IRyS's ass shaking. The one and only 'dance' cratkeks proud of.
RORU
RUMAO

>>103862953 (OP)
MATING PRESS

>>103877971
you're missing out anon

>>103877850
They already are

>>103878176
>Her ass rolls weren't this good last time. >She clearly spent hours upon hours learning how to perfect the movements like an autist
>Respect
Yes. Like >>103868902 pointed out, there's power in those moves. This is no mere twerking that any drunk in a dimly lit club could do.

>>103862953 (OP)
Too western. I don't watch vtubers to watch western women twerk. That small section where Nerissa twerked in the concert kind of grossed me out.

>>103889332
>grossed out by women doing something sexual
anon you might need to sit down for this...

>>103889372
Twerking is disgusting literally animalist shit. I'm not even being racist, I'm talking about actual monkeys. It's how some females entice males during estrus.
Belly dancing, on the other hand, is hot as fuck. I know Nerssia can't do it because spine hort, but if she was on stage doing the Shakira Shakira, I'd lose my mind.

>>103876662
>flesh idol

>>103889444
By this argument fucking is also animalistic shit because animals fuck. Also humans are animals dumbass.

>>103889517
Listen man, I know you've never done it, but humans having sex is a lot different than animals having sex. There's a lot more tact and opposable thumbs involved. Humans may be animals, but we are the king of the beasts.

>>103889444
>ass profane
>belly sublime
i'm more of an ass man myself but they're both p good, anon.
neither of them are on the same level as feet, but they are all cherished inclusions on any altar of flesh

>>103889332
Anon no offense but if you think there's twerking in that webm, you don't know what it is and you are larping. You need to bend down fully 90 degrees on get down on the floor to twerk. Even the thing Nerissa did was mere imitation.
Ass rolling with full range of motion and twerking are not even close to the same thing

>>103890374
you're autistic you know

>>103890404
Whether I'm autistic or not is besides the matter of course. I simply wanted to correct that anon on his lack of knowledge

>>103890429
Thank you based twerk chronicler you are last bastion of western culture

>>103889567
>I know you've never done it, but humans having sex is a lot different than animals having sex.
kek, virgin

>>103874474
God this girl is so hot

>>103889332
>That small section where Nerissa twerked in the concert kind of grossed me out.
I think you just like dicks more, anon, food for thought.

All of you are gay and autistic.

>>103889220
Are those KPOP whores? KPOP is fully Africanized.

>>103890771
Get with the times old man

>>103862953 (OP)
If and only if I could get a hold of a certain prop from the movie Se7en.

>>103890922
Just go to a Megan Thee Stallion show at this point

>>103891043
I don't wanna

>>103891043
You'd think she would be Megan Thee Mare or Megan Thee Filly. Why does she wish to imply she has a massive hoerscock? Even Megan Thee Gelding would be better.

>>103876662
Why do you speak in reddit

>>103889117
>>103889220
ew

>>103892890
Gay