Thread 104132901

idk edition


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi is graduating

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Chintsu! Homogenaety is the only way to achive low crime rates

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Previous Thread: >>104031502

>>104132901 (OP)
>Homogenaety

>>104133213
fuck you i forgot to spell check

i still don't know why Matatabi is graduating

>>104133510
Same. I can't understand moon rune language

I don't remember her giving a reason

>>104133510
Maybe sure is jealous of ninas marriage and thinks she needs collared and her wolf pussy fucked

Homogeneity

I'd breed the wolf.

someone keep anon company

the vv is jonging https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf

installed some chinese crap, now i have fiberglass shards in my fingers

>>104137335
Thats a man who loves his whatever he’s posting about

Fiberglass is delicious

>>104137636
I'm taking her off the shelf.

>>104139147
Proof?

>>104141097
It kind of tastes like pennies and it makes this weird red juice when you chew it.

Hmm i have a lot of fiberglass batting in my basement. Its yellow So maybe it’ll be yuzu flavored

Nothing? Nobody has anything to say? No yuzu cutezus?? No WHORE rabbit CRINGE? Strange

>>104143348
Yuzu midzu tbqh

I had a jong stream to prep for (specifically this one): https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

I'm at work

i'm watching anon

perv

>>104145007
who

>>104145300
>>104144611

>>104145143
https://youtu.be/jdmei50YAGc

I'm watching anon stream

I'm at work

>>104146163
what are you working on?

I was at work before you

I'll be at work soon.

>kaavi on the banner
>doesn't even have an outfit for sale
what a stupid whore

>>104146274
I put things on shelves

>>104146457
>He doesn't know
Outfit poll is soon and she is going to win

I'm watching the guy anon raided so that he doesn't feel bad about immediately losing all of his viewers.

>>104147602
hopefully we get an actual good outfit for her instead of her boring bikinis

>>104147634
i try to do that most of the time but my bed is calling me
also flesh people are scary

>>104147690
It's the re-run poll and it's the animated string bikini

Evens get nuggies tonight
Odds get nuggies tonight
0 get nuggies tonight
Dubs masturbate and get nuggies tonight

evens go grocery shopping after work
odds order round table
0 kms

>>104148470
Look at the time.

I don't want to order pizza though

eatin a sausage roll from a lunch bar that i rate very jongable rn

Evens carne asada fries
Odds carne asada nachos
0 eggs

Reroll

>>104148686
Jong roadtrip where jongers flash jong around the country

My WRX can only fit 3 people, maybe 4 if doragon doesn't ride with us

My head has to tilt a whole lot against the roof of Imprezas if I'm in the back seat.

oh uhh I can't make it this time

jong meet up but we go to the australian outback looking for the mythical australian dama cat

evens hand
odds tenga
0 prostate

>>104150643
reroll

The green woman is playing mahjong by the way: https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

Dama cats are like dropbears

>>104134859
i made this

>>104151411
nice work anon

Turns out Lima beans are 1000x more tolerable when salted

>>104152222
>quads
Steve still smiles remembering the day he caught the dama cat #blessed

>>104152246
I would avoid legumes as they contain many agents that inhibit thyroid function

Lima balls

Doragon needs to give me the lotto numbers, he's clearly physic to have dropped Pippa right before she went full lazy bitch

>>104153587
you clicked into the reactslop stream you knew what you were getting yourself into

>>104153650
Not even this stream, just her outright admitting she ditched streams again to fuck off to another con after a week of bitching about being "broke". She's gone grossly mask off since offkai

that's just standard pippa tho

>>104153699
That's nice, anon.

I think Airi should jong topless.

I bought whole milk and cereal

>>104156079
Send this idea to fishman.

>>104157423
>whole milk
Airi should show us where the milk is made.

>>104132901 (OP)
Faggot coded op.

reeeee

>>104159935
thou doth protest

>>104160034
Sorry I just hate jong.

>>104156079
And a asmr 3d audio mic next to her nipples while i suckle them

>>104153699
Lol pippas a con whore who trades her body to groups of confags for drugs. What a character arc

>>104159935
do you need smooches?

Coming here was a mistake. I'll see myself out.

Finally the thread iq is back above 80

>>104160160
But we've got forms!
You love filling out forms, don't you?

>>104160160
You should stay. We could be best friends.

I didn’t make the sanma room because i was too busy having a melty in snowrunner

>>104160188
I don't need to fill that out. I've already renounced my jonger citizenship.

Part of the crew part of the ship cunny fucker

>>104160227
okay...

>>104160302
Now is just the two of us and it’s time for me to sleep

Mjs really needs to make the emotes bigger. If I didn't sometimes play on PC I wouldn't be about to make out some of these facial expressions

>>104160331
nini anon

they have all the high res assets but they won't give them to us

@gork ai upscale this komodo to 100000x100000 pixels

>>104160366
She needs clothes

>>104160393
She needs less clothes actually. Those panties are blocking the view of her beautiful love canal.

>>104160433
A woman's vagina is the most disgusting place in the universe, so says Marquis de Sade

>>104160514
>gays have poor taste in body parts
Tell me something I don't know.

did someone say sex fox?

>>104160856
I am not gay

heyyyy gay anon

I just think they look gross when spread open

>>104160999
Me too, don't worry
I'm gay btw

>>104161011
>>104161026

I, the famous yuzu, am the biggest gay anon here

shut up homeless anon

Is a fish veterinarian even a real job?

I didn't post that

that

Thank god I'm not a famous Yuzu.

Goodnight, everyone.

>>104161514
gn anon

oyasumi

>>104162357
...

/jong/...live!

good post

great post even

>>104165125
But this post is odd...

Thank god i am a famous yuzu. We are family. Yuzu, yuzu, yuzu, and me (yuzu)

Hontouna nihongo jozus please read this and tell me what it says is my beautiful redheaded wife dead forever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJixe9s-hkQ

>>104166592
she's taking a few days off to move/for summer vacation

>>104166662
make her jong

>>104166923
Sure, I’ll teach her sanma after we have our first child and I’ll teach her yonma after we have our second. Then when we have our third I’ll let out children and her play and help them play

>>104167523
Also I’ll stream everything and everyone she loses I’ll send the kids away and fuck her until she’s pregnant again. Thought that was important to add

ganbare

>takachan collab with hololive
>on mahjong soul
well i didn't expect that

>>104167895
>roboco playing yuzu

>>104168074
Based robowife love robowife

every time i hear about roboco i think of this gif of her robot raptor feet

>>104168556
>this gif
Cool gif anon

>most of lower body is mechanical
Do you think robo pussy > meat pussy?

>>104168581
i assumed just mentioning it would play it in every readers' mind, and it appears i was correct

>>104168651
I don’t know the gif i just remembered u have this pic of her cute little grippers

>>104168801
Nice. I doubt the artist took the time to put her in that position and didn’t take it further.

>>104169789
why are you in australia

>>104169789
I don’t know why is upside down

>>104169789
>Australian fighter jet

total lazy robot whore death

The weird part is new zealand is right side up

buying whole milk was a mistake

>>104170286
Why?

>>104170613
I'm lactose intolerant

>>104170631
That does seem like quite the blunder. Why did you buy it in the first place?

>>104171429
I only want milk that gives me gains despite the gas

Mahjong!

>>104172920
But with whom?

not us

How about mahjong with random people in ranked while I stream on Twitch on this specific channel? https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>104173571
I'm streaming and watching tetsuya

strongest streamer in the west

>steaming tetsuya
>didnt post the link in /jong/
hates us?

I saw the link, he just hates you

why does he hate me specifically

/jong/...
DIE

>>104176182
ACK

either AT&T is now sending groups of 3 solicitors at once or someone was trying to case my house

yeah it's me

dead thread

>>104132901 (OP)
Daiya is playing Mahsoul with viewers
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

>>104180370
Tameronner

>>104178008
Lock and load anon youre gonna be on the news

>>104178008
They were probably trying to fuck you.

All me
t. the famous gay rapist

>>104181856
So you rape gays or you are gay and a rapist?

>pippa playing my summer car
need subaru anons opinion on this

did Pippa start taking her meds or is she on something?

>>104183190
>is she on something?
Yeah, me

I bet Pippa has the sweetest urine.

I've never watched a Kirsche stream but I clicked on a vod and she sounds fat
Mahjong

I think she's less fat now but I only watch her in collabs, she jonged once

Kirsche should start challenging her critics to mahjong.

Beatmania IIDX 12th Happy Sky

Beat deez nutz.

My phoenixwan is collecting dust

whore btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IrEtyj2NcE

>>104180402
He Yakuman'd...
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis/clip/ElegantTransparentBeaverSaltBae-5B6FwTmm3reTINy-

I've still never scored a yakuman.

join my room and you'll get it

>>104189645
Doko

>>104189662
it's the only room open but it's not posted here

>>104189677
I tried to join but didn't make it in time.

>>104184319
Qb should start beef with khirshe and hash it out over a game of sanma. Who should the third be? Is pippa still friends with kirshe?

anon doesn't post his rooms here because he hates us

Goodnight, everyone.

I hate mahjong actually

me2

>>104161150
Yes, aquariums would need them.

same which is why I'm watching poko instead

>>104191236
sounds like a make believe job. "Oh hey, I've just finished taking my fish for a walk down the park, now i'm going to take him to the fish vet to get fleaed and wormed. Then I'm going to take my pet worm to the worm vet to get wormed and fleaed"

poko koko doko

>>104191297
You're clearly obsessed with dogs. Do you expect aquariums to just let their rare expensive tourist attractions fend for themselves against any health issues?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQunLEYgjKU
https://nextdaykoi.com/koi-fish-facts/what-is-a-fish-veterinarian
https://www.sgu.edu/school-of-veterinary-medicine/blog/what-does-aquatic-veterinarian-do/
https://www.theaquariumvet.com/
https://fishvets.org/

i think Korone should jong

Pink woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXv6Ezfkw3A

>>104168883
>the artist
Kuromaru9, her art-papa
https://x.com/kuromaru9/status/822809819337789440

i think jong should bump

Woops I haven't played mahjong in days

>>104195014
I keep saying ill post rooms then doing something else oops

The good ol days

I'm at work.

You can now have a little nyagger living in your computer

>>104196353
Sorry I haven't been active

Maybe its time to groom new femanon replacements. Where is the best place to find young, impressionable, desperate fujos?

Asp?

>>104198577
sort by lowest viewers and look for one without any mods

We're going on (another) list after this one, boys.

Which lists are you on?

is mahjong fun

It's the most fun.

>>104199716
Is playing mahjong and emphatically posting having sex with little girls REALLY gonna get us on a list?? That’s so dystopian

Hold up. Wait a minute.

What's the worst yaku and why is it chanta?

Chanta sucks because you shapes are mostly penchan or kenchan and it's not worth much

but the real answer is tanyao because it's way too easy and ruins my huge hands

>>104205055
Junchan is worse because with chanta you at least get honor calls

>>104205055
every standard yaku in this game is useful, local yaku has the real stinkers

What's more disgusting: local yaku players or sanma players?

>>104207823
Yuzu or sanma?

should I buy crow's shirt?

>>104209343
You should and buy the plushie puppet or whatever it is

>>104210048
I'm not a woman

>>104205466
Junchan is good actually

I got a warming for posting this. The jannies really are trannies

I don't even know what a chud is

me

me

Still not installing the soundpost extension

Chanta should be 2 han.

i dont know how to install the soundpost extension (itoddler, apple-loving, imprisoned)

jj...

>>104211551
get tampermonkey or another browser script manager, than add 4chanx

>my former captain is a itoddler
grim

the absolute state

>>104211536
...it is two han though

If JJ gets the extension then they'll know about all my anti sound files I made about them

can't believe jj hasn't heard anons diss track

does that mean jj hasn't even heard the jj song

So jj was the itoddler the whole time ha ha.

>>104211966
Open, I mean.
Its value only makes sense in a game without akadora.

chanta is fucking terrible and i will continue to force it every chance i get

Nothing is more angering than losing first place because someone pulls a menzen junchan out of their ass S4

>>104212046
very likely sadly

pippa dropped the pretense of playing a game and went straight back into reactslop

>>104212563
I thought it was sponsorslop today

>>104207823
Sanma players because women are disgusting creatures that have three modes pissing, shitting, or bleeding.

>>104212587
shes literally watching yt shorts

anon pretend to make a friendly, they think we play mahjong here

no one thinks we play mahjong here, it's just some retard using /jong/ to shitpost

That was me. I would appreciate it if you didn't call me "retard" as it hurts my feelings.

have you considered not being retarded

I'm the smartest person here thoughbeit

>>104210369
bubbles would never say this

I just played a mahjong match

I'm the smartest person on the short bus

the /jong/ bus

I drive the jong bus and I'm taking you to school.

our short bus took both the retards and the gifted kids to school; shit was a right laugh

>>104214636
Anon... Your mom lied about that when you had to take that bus, you were all retards.

>>104214690
very original joke haven't heard that one before

faggot fucking steam insta starts download and now i cant play my vidya for a couple hours fucking retard fuck

>>104212542
Yeah, me

why aren't you at work

im not retarded though

it's my day off

do you want to jong?

I'm waiting in a room right now

join the room you homeless cunt

shan't join because I'm housed

>>104214762
sharted

alright guys im logging in hope you saved a spot for me

gomen

>>104215260
yeah join up

>>104216216
not anymore

anon go live please

im watching professional mahjong

ive gone live with ancient decrepit game darkest dungeon, the an offshoot of american riichi mahjong vtubers no mic https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23

>>104217503
maybe if the game actually starts showing my fucking mouse

>>104217503
rip wayne june goat narrator of all time

>>104217503
stream is live i fixeded it

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>>104218835
How do we get her to lose weight?

I'm at work
>lelouch-shitting.png

Goodnight, everyone. I look forward to waking up in the morning to fresh bread because I know that anon is baking and he would NEVER let me down.

fresh bread? isnt that the fighting game dev

I think they're called french bread

in france they call it a baguette

i will bake tomorrow at 8:45am (6 hours 37 minutes) if no fresh bread

I bought three bottles of soju

i want soju

>>104220416
One for you anon!

>>104222215
rape