Thread 104256114

you will consoom

>>104256114 (OP)
HUH? Whoa whoa whoa, back up! Coca-Cola, Star Wars, and heccin' epic chuubas?! Omigosh this is just like my heccin' Endgamerinos! I'm literally squeeing with delight, I can't wait to buy this product!!!!

>>104256260
Why are liggers like this

>>104256114 (OP)
this is definitive prrof that america won ww2. i couldnt even begin to imagine seeing this as a 90 year old japanese person

>>104256319
if you're a 90 year old japanese, the definitive proof was hiroshima and nagasaki

>>104256114 (OP)
I give my people the life they need. The righteous will succeed.

>>104256114 (OP)
Yes. We will consume. We will keep supporting our oshis while your oshi starves.

>>104256319
what do you mean? soiwars is a jewish product since 2010s not american
I wouldnt stand to see this as a true white christian american

>>104256114 (OP)
Do they still like star wars that much? to me it was ruined long ago by "modern audience" disney and would not shill anything that they touch

>>104257223
It's their job, and Disney is as big a partner as they get

>>104256114 (OP)
Funny how all three brands are running on nostalgia and member berries but otherwise on a managed decline.

>>104257367
NIJISEETHE

Euros are so scared of the mere idea of drinking a can of coke lmao. As long as you don't drink it as if it was a replacement for water you'll be fine, pussies.

>>104256114 (OP)
>meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

>>104257546
You're not exactly leading by example

>>104256114 (OP)
Cringe

>>104256260
>>104256114 (OP)
this is embarrassing, samefagging op

>>104257546
>Euros
Rent free

>>104256260
epic

>>104256114 (OP)
the Pepsi ones were better

>>104256114 (OP)
>goy wars
Is hololive now pandering to leftards?

>>104256114 (OP)
Already am.

>>104261028
Oh god... I remember those

>>104256114 (OP)
My oshi gets to achieve their dreams while yours will seethe and bottom feed for all of eternity

>>104256114 (OP)
Jesus, it's like some kind of anti-capitalist parody.

>>104256114 (OP)
>you will consoom
Yeah, Luna's golden nectar, I'm gonna gulp down by the gallon.

>>104256260
I sound like this and clap when I see familiar product on stream

>>104261102
>now

>>104256114 (OP)
pissney retroactively killed soÿ wars as a whole, so no

>>104257546
Kofola > coke/pepsi

>>104256114 (OP)
Those idols should cover one of the songs from Return of the Jedi

Hololive fans love this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

>>104256114 (OP)
ITT: OP discovers what idols are for.

>>104258563
sorry!

>consoom idolslop
:D
>consoom star wars
>:(

Star Wars is great but not the Disney nuwars shit
Andor is ok tho

>>104265630
To be fair, that trailer was pretty hype.

>>104261102
>Anything that doesn't pander to me far right authoritarian demands is 'left'
You're shrinking your world rapidly with your bigotry.

>>104256260
this but ironically
gimme

>>104256260
You mock but there is plenty of people in this board that celebrate a lot this shit, because they pair their chuuba enjoyment with how much money she makes and for how many corpos she shills.
For them how happy they are is intrinsically related to have much more money their already millionaire chuubas are doing with new sponsors and their chuuba success is not related to any content or artistic endeavor they could do but rather how many "high-profile" brands they shill.
It's like being fan of whatever popular actor but you insist in only watching and praising the ads they appear on.

>>104256609
>my people
>Some random rich japanese woman that doesn't even know you exist and you will never met in any meaningful way, and that will graduate after milking as much money as possible from you and likely will never hear about again.

My question is who watches these 1 hour long ads? I use adblock for a reason and sponsor blocks get skipped. Even if my oshi is there, I would not watch out of principle

>>104257223
They never particularly liked it that much to begin with.

>>104257223
Andor is the best Star Wars ever made. Which is an accident that Disney will never repeat, but still

>>104273860
Why is it a bad thing to like seeing your oshi succeed?

>>104256114 (OP)
What I will consoom is watching Hologirls geek out about something they like

>>104256277
i mean do you really want to buy coke when you see this

>>104275691
Japs watch their oshi no matter what (until they do a non professional male collab) because they're fucking hardcore

>>104273860
we throw our principles away if Hololive shills something that goes against it.

>>104256114 (OP)
>Korone is having fun
>Luna-hime is having fun
>Big cow oppai Noel is having fun

Sounds fine to me

all poster itt

>>104261028
Totally collected some of those as a kid thinking they would be worth big money some day. The Pepsi set is up on eBay for like $67 so well I guess in a way kid me was right, they are worth more.. just not an amount adult me would have cared a lot about.

>>104261102
>leftards, rightards, leotards...how about you shut up and drink a can of coke and chill out retard?

>>104284056
You have to understand that we have to share this board with retards who can't understand basic impulse control. I can be happy that Mr. Koro is getting the bag from Coke without giving a shit and just not buying the product...

>>104284729
Kek

>>104261102
Very hot, what is it from ?

>>104256114 (OP)
my oshi makes millions from sponsorships and ambassador jobs
your oshi has to coomer bait to not starve to death
seethe enigger