Thread 104289947

Qbirthday soon edition (September 9th)


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi is graduating

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- recent Khubie mahjong clip https://youtu.be/s-jfZEji2Ws

- Khubie has a kudoboard for her birthday, leave her a nice message! https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Nine gates! The best yaku for September!

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Previous Thread: >>104223754

>>104289947 (OP)
She hates us and mahjong. It's over

>>104290062
>>104290241

First for Jongtubers like Megino ! <3

>>104290241
Not as cute as megino

Megino is streaming today!

i've never seen that tranny play mahjong once

i think pico should stop being mind broken from that tournament thing and jong

Morning

did an asp schizo get exiled or something?

Imagine being kicked out of your home and forced to slum it with us. The absolute state.

I think we're pretty great.

and now there's a narcissist... this place keeps getting worse

>>104293388
don't feed it

that one's a native species, you can feed it

a narcissist would say "I'm pretty great", no?

>>104293427
He sees himself as a king. And kings use "we" to refer to themselves.

hello my beloved jongers, I hope all of you been doing fine these days, I miss playing with everyone but between moving to a new place and drawing I haven't had time to check here

Translation: he HATES us.

hornet is kinda distracting to be fair so even the little time I have is dedicated on beating silksong

>>104293960
Is Silksong actually as good as Hollow Knight? I'm already playing another game so I'm trying really hard not to look up anything that'd potentially spoil it

>>104294142
I feel its better, I honestly did not enjoy hollow knight as much as I did silksong but I'm only like 12 hours in, the game is shorter though, I know multiple people that have beaten it in less than 25 hours for their first playthrough

>>104294197
Gotcha thanks anon!

male, playing tenhou, 5 minute delay, everything you guys hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2lWMMtXP8

for me it's roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaAOQnRXOIQ

Why did the anti nihongo retard show up /here/?

日本語の嫌いのちゃま、自分を殺してお願い

I don't watch english streamers

>>104296661
what the fuck they have mjs permissions again?

>>104296955
who?

>>104297030
>自分を

>>104297131
This guy >>104288710 is an mjg classic

Nihongo? More like Nihon-no.
Get it?

Can you explain the joke? I didn't get it.

Sure, I'm driving right now though so give me a few minutes I'll explain when a I get home.

>>104297957
Alright, so Nihongo is Japanese for Japanese (the language). It's final syllable 'go' rhymes with the English word 'no' and thus 'no' serves as a similar replacement. 'Nihon-no' is therefore a play on words.
It is objectively funny because you read 'Nihon' and expect it to end with 'go' but instead it ends with 'no' which, by the incongruity theory of humor (the most popular theory of humor), therefore, makes the statement humorous.

Ahhh naruhodo...

It’s the same reason nyes is funny but the humor of nyes is even deeper and therefore more humorous.

nyes just makes me think of the korone clip

Korone is peak, i think she should jong

>>104301674
now that the floodgates of mjs has opened for hololive anything can happen

1 game of ranked

>>104303666
>666
Anon, I....

>>104303743
>marked for playing ranked
why does it have to be me bros...

>>104303773
You should have played friendlies instead

which femanon would be willing to take my virginity? I can pay...

>>104304074
Yet there were zero rooms. All of you are to blame. I hate /jong/ I disavow /jong/.

>>104304547
I know one who will do it pretending to be a femanon

>>104304694
good enough for me

>>104304874
Get in touch with the local Miko

Femanon is an innocent and pure virgin.

>>104306256
lol
lmao

>Look between femanon's legs
>see this
What do?

femanon asked for a picture of my penis and she laughed after I sent it to her, I had to delete my discord in shame

Which would you rather stick your dick in:
>acid bath
or
>femanon's pussy

>>104307533
femanons are cute, I bet I could have cute childrens with any of them

I would discard the client

qb was born the same day as my father... this has horrific implications...

QB is old

QB is mold.

koko?

Worko

skyko

Majsoul Friends Room 15108(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15108

Gay sheep is drawing QB
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

i hope he draws qb with HUGE breasts, absolute MONSTROCITIES of boobies

>>104311306
1/4 where the fuck are you anon

I said I was at work nigger

>>104311407
But then it wouldn't really be qb because her qbits are tiny.

>>104311436
at work

>>104311459
>>104311479
i was talking to the koko anon you stupid niggers

I'm watching the yostar tourney

You took too long

Odds join
Evens watch the yokek tourney
0 ranked

>>104311306
2/4

dead game dead general

Evens rip ass
Odds hold it
0 kms

>>104311306
3/4

im crossposting after i pour more wine

>>104311306
stared

>>104311323
I'll finish it in time

my game keeps freezing for god knows what reason and its pissing me off

>>104311306
wj pregnate yuzu

Turn off the gay porn torrents

>>104311306
wj

>>104311306
bad jong

>>104311306
wjj
gonna try to go back to sleep

>tranny on the yostar stream
time for Nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgHckJId7hM

But I'm the jong dog

you've been replaced

it's doggy dog world

that dog? fucking more bitches than (You)

>>104315273
That bitch? jellyjonger

>>104315273
stfu

BlahebRBalrlahalahbhjLSHLUHAB

wish i was yuzu postin rn

That weird cat is playing mahjong again: https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi

>>104316964
>she's quitting mahjong
It's over.

>>104316544
Me when Yuzu

Jonger for this feel?

jonger for THIS feel?

that sensei? me

Goodnight everyone.

meow

>>104317762
>
>>104317762
>>104317787
>>104319195
>>104319404

Megino?

Goodnight everypony.

>>104320690
nin-
>everypony
...

>>104320690
nini horsebro

>>104320921
You strike me as the type of guy that was into MLP though...

>>104321394
Not really, I'd not heard of it at all until I was in middle school I think.

>>104316123
She should phase in.

nini don't die

>>104322541
nini doragon

>>104327020
Mornin'!

thumbnail schizo is STILL here what the fuck

>>104327621
he was right though

>>104327621
i don't get it

>[Deleted]
what did anon mean by this

sorry wrong thread...

>>104327794
i want to know what this is about

>>104327953
it's the guy who wanted him to change his thumbnail for the 24/7 janki stream

>>104327953
this guy spent days saying he didn't like seeing ooi's face and it would increase viewer count if I changed it

>>104289947 (OP)
happy birthday to her 1 (one) day in advance because I'm moving today and I wont have internet for a few days
https://files.catbox.moe/ugv373.png

>>104311407
I ran out of time but I will do it next time

>>104328737
Very nice, please post it on her kudoboard!
https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

have fun with moving out!

*flicks your forehead*

nice try faggot you missed

https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
eggy jonging pls join

I'm at work.

I'm about to be at work

I'm too tired from work

I work at a tire factory and the worst part is our safety standards. The product keeps rolling into me every day. I guess you could say I'm tired of being tired.

>>104315273
I'm a wizard

>>104333245
Can you get me a deal on some 200 tw tires

>>104334112
just buy a set of linglongs, mechanical grip is overrated

>>104334381
No thanks, I'll stick with advans

>>104334390
i only buy tires with 100% congolese rubber in them. anything else is cope.

The store said my intercooler will ship by the end of the week

>>104335894
What's an intercooler

A giant piece of finned aluminum that takes hot compressed air and makes it cold compressed air

>>104336390
kind of like a radiator but not really at all like a radiator

>>104336390
Its like a fork that you blow on to make the food cool

You don't blow on the fork you blow on the food on the fork.

>>104338620
i blow on the fork

>>104338815
I wish we got Shirou instead of Redman...

>>104338936
real

>i wish i was eating shit instead of a juicy steak
do you guys even hear yourselves

>>104340064
>t. archer fujo

should i buy the yuzu outfit?

>>104340132
yeszu

>>104340132
nyes

>>104340064
I like archer too but does he even say I am za bone of mai sord in jong

>>104340267
>he doesn't know
https://mahjongsoul.club/sites/default/files/game_top_97.mp3

got scammed out of 100 dollars...

>>104311407
there you go anon

>>104340845
thank you, this piece of art is perfect. also how did you get scammed?

>>104340872
the truck that was supposed to pick up my stuff for moving did not arrive, I called them and they told me it broke but they could have told me this 8 hours ago which they should have done so now I have to stay in a bedroom that regularly floods when it rains while its raining heh
I will move tomorrow I guess

wish i had a truck and was scammin anons rn

i have a small car but at least it's manual and petrol is cheap

I spend a hundred on petrol a week. :(((((

I drive a hybrid, 300 miles per week, and only spend $100 a month on gas

>>104341279
I used to with my old car. It was a 3.0 litre v6 Nissan

>>104340845
Can you draw megino please

I hate how americans are afraid of manual cars, dont be pussies, stop driving automatics

but i daily a manual and im american

I drive two Subarus and they both barely get 20 miles a gallon

I will never own an automatic again after having a manual

>>104341410
I once had a WRX. Shit was thirsty

manuals are fun to drive even in traffic, when I said that I wanted one to someone the first thing they said was "you're going to hate driving it in traffic"

Real. There's nothing annoying about driving a manual in traffic. Just put it in 2nd and cost then clutch in with you need to slow down

You only hate it if you're retarded and put a single disc 6 puck clutch on and it was leg day

>>104341584(Me)
>cost
coast*
>with
when*

does jj drive a manual or an automatic? I dont trust a woman with a manual vehicle

>>104341634
That's why she got in an accident

>>104341634
she probably drives a Nissan March or something

i will not waste my time drving a manual. its just eurocuck stickcoping

wouldn't trust her with a Nissan walk to be honest

My WRX AOS vents to atmosphere, eat shit EPA

>>104341738
you should try it, it's fun

If the environment is so great, why is it so weak

odds ranked
evens koko
0 quit forever

Unlucky

>>104341790
i learned how to a long time ago, just didnt think it was anything special

I would prefer if my car were manual but as far as autos go, it's enjoyable to drive. Weak auto are depressing to drive. Even the 2WD Hilux I drive for work is pretty sad.

>jj knows how to drive stick
Yeah mine.

I don't think she does

I wanna see Pippa try to drive stick now that she's a car larper

What a horrifying thought

>>104342802
>Pippa try to drive stick
Yeah mine.

I didn't get the apartment I wanted

He's still homeless!!?

I think I will be forever

You're supposed to offer to pay like 50% more than asking price, because that's what everyone else is doing.

From what I hear your country is pretty dystopian, goodluck man

move in with me homeless anon, I have an extra bedroom

He's in Australia

jj is a manly man but he doesn't know how to drive stick.

us southern hemisphere bros should band together to fight the french menace

I spent one week getting clutch muscle memory down in a racing sim and then manual swapping my Impreza and learning how to drive it on my own in a day because I am fatherless.

>>104343559
How's the new job treating you JJ?

I'm on board

just aquired sushi and takoyaki

Sushi is meant to be eaten all you can eat

I wouldn't trust all you can eat sushi if it was less than $100 and I don't usually want to eat that much sushi at once

Been eating leftover chili

I don't buy enough food to have leftovers
Evens get pizza on Wednesday
Odds go grocery shopping after work
0 kms

I've got enough leftover cake to eat nothing but it for the next week

I don't keep sweets in my house

I just spent 45 minutes watching my opponents win a bunch of yakuhai-nomi hands

some old chinese ladies bought 2 cakes and gave them to me for some reason without eating any of it

>>104344680
Average jong friendly

yakuhai nomi should be banned

if I don't have any dora acceptance you're getting yakuhai nomi'd and I won't even skip the first one

Cringe

would (You) be interested in a koko or should i just queue next

Busy

say the line /jong/

I just spent 45 minutes playing tft to get 4th

i like my new job! im cleaning up ai code, but my coworkers are mostly women now and the bosses are chill and i get to work mostly remote again! mahjong vtubers hbd qb you cunt! (lovingly, hate you, not british)

I'm watching the Euphoria collab, queue next

>>104345012
congrats jj

AI can clean up it's own code, enjoy not having a job in three months

>AI
more like... wait is the /pcg/ janny in here?

it's safe to say indian here

>>104345012
JJ, leave a message for Khubie's bd on her kudoboard!
https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

>>104345012
>Cleaning vibe code
Oh god that sounds annoying. Glad you like it though

shan't give qb a happy birthday, been holding a grudge ever since she kicked me from a friendly

>>104345012
>ai bros are using fujoshis to clean the code for their ai thus ensuring it will be too weak and gay to try and take over the world even if it does gain sentience
Based tech overlords.

>Foid on foid violence
kek

a good Japitain would leave a Happy birthday message

I'm not jj, I'm the other person who was kicked from a qb friendly.

I don't tell anyone when my birthday is so they don't have to tell me hbd and I don't have to tell them hbd

I've never even joined a qb friendly

>>104345376
nvm just checked, i'm proud of my japitain!
Haitei XI NEVER DIES

>>104345396
human biological diversity?

Hairy bussy destroyer

Majsoul Friends Room 66707(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66707
5+10 no tips

I'm at work + it's a /jong/ room + you are a sheep
Check this 5

>>104345680
thats me!

>>104345716
you suck at this

I'm at work

i'm tired of you faggots being at work all of the time quit your jobs

*nod*

I'm in bed

They just asked me to stay an extra 2 hours and I said no

>>104345376
what the fuck does "the machine" even mean?

we don't know, we lost the documents explaining the meaning

probably related to anon's name

Thank god for sentinel
Thank god for the machine

naruhodo...

>>104345685
closed i don't want to wait 40 minutes for a room to fill.

I started playing silksong, sorry anon

>>104345925
very sorry i actually didn't see the room somehow

who did qb even kick again

>>104345118
Jj is a dyke so shes very happy

post the room again

it better be full by the time i get back
Majsoul Friends Room 54654(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=54654

im not a dyke. i just like clio for some reason. also what the fuck happened to you blue hag?? you loook like a cat now!

>>104345774
I need to save up money for my trip so I can fulfil Xapitans order.

>no hints
h-huh??

guy i think my game is broken the dora is not shining

>>104346482
its 5+10 as well

herer anon
Majsoul Friends Room 75756(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75756

you have to restart your phone

>cant message back people who post on your profile
why does chinkjewfood keep making the game worse?

>>104346394
what did he order?

i forgot i have a shellfish allergy it's joever

>>104346526
closed fuck you anon

>>104346590
Waste management.

like, my mind is gone and all i think about is killing zombies and kentucky. fuck you guys. im literally mentally disabled.

>im literally mentally disabled
we know, you couldn't even get past the panda

>>104347070
I-I also dont know how to get past the crying panda...

>>104347129
jj is a woman so being retarded is cute, what's your excuse

>>104347151
men can also be cute okay ?!

>>104347184
wrong

>>104347195
yes ,you are wrong, cute boys are the only reason I'm still alive

>>104347220
fujo or fag

>>104347238
I like women, but cute boys do stuff to my brain

my head hurts just let me die already (bitten, in kentucky, going crazy)

JJ is in heat...

>>104346222
wj

>>104346222
wj!

>>104347344
why do you like the game where you have to sit for 20 minutes to watch ur character read a book

i dont read books. i just loot everything for cute clothes, guns and ammo, food, drugs (it's a mod) and i just wander from place to place and do my best

based tbdesu

>>104347043
Lets elope to kentucky!

I should have stayed two hours at work

Hey jong, I'm going to jong and this time I have a special guest! big ups to anon for inadvertently bringing this to my attention in the thread the other day https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>104346222
well jonged
femanon DESTROYED

nyagger on stream!

Is the guest me?

I'm annoyed knowing that I will probably get drunk and spend $20 or whatever ridiculous price it is for the Nyagger at some point.

>>104348182
ichihime deserves your money

sex

I didn't know doragon smoked and now I have a lower opinion of him

/jong/ owned jong parlor where I can smoke and drink doko

it's not the only thing he smokes

I only social smoke, but smoking is jongcore

smoking is GAY

>>104349275
perish

more like smokin' n00bs amirite

some of you haven't sat on the back verandah getting blackout drunk watching Richard stallman videos while smoking an entire pouch of white ox with a schizophrenic man and it shows

Friend is starting to play mahjong https://www.twitch.tv/liar_adahn

that's not fubuki

So who's gonna play the crew when the new server goes live this month?

I'm torrenting hot shots golf to see if it's worth buying and making kokos for

just play pangya if you want a shitty golf game

>>104349830
>pangya
>shitty
You're going in the forever box

>>104349860
just because I enjoyed playing it doesn't make it not shitty

/jong/ should download Pangya reborn and golf

doko

>>104348182
It's like $15 and it REACTS TO MAHJONG SOUL WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING! Totally worth it.

>>104350375
don't you have to use the browser or something? shan't

>>104350492
Nope. I was using the steam client while streaming just now.

all I know is it needs to hook into shit and I ain't letting them hook into NOTHING

>>104349210
Me when I am no longer at work

>>104349265
you can smoke cigars at the jarlor, we dont let in fagpoors

Matatabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJRQccJnV4

>>104351472
graduate already. it hurts.

>>104351403
even better

Erm...bakers?????

Image

Sorry i was going to use anons image of qbs fat tits but i cant save rhe image

>>104351732
They're too big to save