Thread 104289947

Qbirthday soon edition (September 9th)


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


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- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi is graduating

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- recent Khubie mahjong clip https://youtu.be/s-jfZEji2Ws

- Khubie has a kudoboard for her birthday, leave her a nice message! https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Nine gates! The best yaku for September!

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Previous Thread: >>104223754

>>104289947 (OP)
She hates us and mahjong. It's over

>>104290062
>>104290241

First for Jongtubers like Megino ! <3

>>104290241
Not as cute as megino

Megino is streaming today!

i've never seen that tranny play mahjong once

i think pico should stop being mind broken from that tournament thing and jong

Morning

did an asp schizo get exiled or something?

Imagine being kicked out of your home and forced to slum it with us. The absolute state.

I think we're pretty great.

and now there's a narcissist... this place keeps getting worse

>>104293388
don't feed it

that one's a native species, you can feed it

a narcissist would say "I'm pretty great", no?

>>104293427
He sees himself as a king. And kings use "we" to refer to themselves.

hello my beloved jongers, I hope all of you been doing fine these days, I miss playing with everyone but between moving to a new place and drawing I haven't had time to check here

Translation: he HATES us.

hornet is kinda distracting to be fair so even the little time I have is dedicated on beating silksong

>>104293960
Is Silksong actually as good as Hollow Knight? I'm already playing another game so I'm trying really hard not to look up anything that'd potentially spoil it

>>104294142
I feel its better, I honestly did not enjoy hollow knight as much as I did silksong but I'm only like 12 hours in, the game is shorter though, I know multiple people that have beaten it in less than 25 hours for their first playthrough

>>104294197
Gotcha thanks anon!

male, playing tenhou, 5 minute delay, everything you guys hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2lWMMtXP8

for me it's roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaAOQnRXOIQ

Why did the anti nihongo retard show up /here/?

日本語の嫌いのちゃま、自分を殺してお願い

I don't watch english streamers

>>104296661
what the fuck they have mjs permissions again?

>>104296955
who?

>>104297030
>自分を

>>104297131
This guy >>104288710 is an mjg classic

Nihongo? More like Nihon-no.
Get it?

Can you explain the joke? I didn't get it.

Sure, I'm driving right now though so give me a few minutes I'll explain when a I get home.

>>104297957
Alright, so Nihongo is Japanese for Japanese (the language). It's final syllable 'go' rhymes with the English word 'no' and thus 'no' serves as a similar replacement. 'Nihon-no' is therefore a play on words.
It is objectively funny because you read 'Nihon' and expect it to end with 'go' but instead it ends with 'no' which, by the incongruity theory of humor (the most popular theory of humor), therefore, makes the statement humorous.

Ahhh naruhodo...

It’s the same reason nyes is funny but the humor of nyes is even deeper and therefore more humorous.

nyes just makes me think of the korone clip

Korone is peak, i think she should jong

>>104301674
now that the floodgates of mjs has opened for hololive anything can happen

1 game of ranked

>>104303666
>666
Anon, I....

>>104303743
>marked for playing ranked
why does it have to be me bros...

>>104303773
You should have played friendlies instead

which femanon would be willing to take my virginity? I can pay...

>>104304074
Yet there were zero rooms. All of you are to blame. I hate /jong/ I disavow /jong/.

>>104304547
I know one who will do it pretending to be a femanon

>>104304694
good enough for me

>>104304874
Get in touch with the local Miko

Femanon is an innocent and pure virgin.

>>104306256
lol
lmao

>Look between femanon's legs
>see this
What do?

femanon asked for a picture of my penis and she laughed after I sent it to her, I had to delete my discord in shame

Which would you rather stick your dick in:
>acid bath
or
>femanon's pussy

>>104307533
femanons are cute, I bet I could have cute childrens with any of them

I would discard the client

qb was born the same day as my father... this has horrific implications...

QB is old

QB is mold.

koko?

Worko

skyko

Majsoul Friends Room 15108(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15108

Gay sheep is drawing QB
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

i hope he draws qb with HUGE breasts, absolute MONSTROCITIES of boobies

>>104311306
1/4 where the fuck are you anon

I said I was at work nigger

>>104311407
But then it wouldn't really be qb because her qbits are tiny.

>>104311436
at work

>>104311459
>>104311479
i was talking to the koko anon you stupid niggers

I'm watching the yostar tourney

You took too long

Odds join
Evens watch the yokek tourney
0 ranked

>>104311306
2/4

dead game dead general

Evens rip ass
Odds hold it
0 kms

>>104311306
3/4

im crossposting after i pour more wine

>>104311306
stared

>>104311323
I'll finish it in time

my game keeps freezing for god knows what reason and its pissing me off

>>104311306
wj pregnate yuzu

Turn off the gay porn torrents

>>104311306
wj

>>104311306
bad jong

>>104311306
wjj
gonna try to go back to sleep

>tranny on the yostar stream
time for Nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgHckJId7hM

But I'm the jong dog

you've been replaced

it's doggy dog world

that dog? fucking more bitches than (You)

>>104315273
That bitch? jellyjonger

>>104315273
stfu

BlahebRBalrlahalahbhjLSHLUHAB

wish i was yuzu postin rn

That weird cat is playing mahjong again: https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi

>>104316964
>she's quitting mahjong
It's over.

>>104316544
Me when Yuzu

Jonger for this feel?

jonger for THIS feel?

that sensei? me

Goodnight everyone.

meow

>>104317762
>
>>104317762
>>104317787
>>104319195
>>104319404

Megino?

Goodnight everypony.

>>104320690
nin-
>everypony
...

>>104320690
nini horsebro

>>104320921
You strike me as the type of guy that was into MLP though...

>>104321394
Not really, I'd not heard of it at all until I was in middle school I think.

>>104316123
She should phase in.

nini don't die

>>104322541
nini doragon

>>104327020
Mornin'!

thumbnail schizo is STILL here what the fuck

>>104327621
he was right though

>>104327621
i don't get it

>[Deleted]
what did anon mean by this

sorry wrong thread...

>>104327794
i want to know what this is about

>>104327953
it's the guy who wanted him to change his thumbnail for the 24/7 janki stream

>>104327953
this guy spent days saying he didn't like seeing ooi's face and it would increase viewer count if I changed it

>>104289947 (OP)
happy birthday to her 1 (one) day in advance because I'm moving today and I wont have internet for a few days
https://files.catbox.moe/ugv373.png

>>104311407
I ran out of time but I will do it next time

>>104328737
Very nice, please post it on her kudoboard!
https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

have fun with moving out!

*flicks your forehead*

nice try faggot you missed

https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
eggy jonging pls join

I'm at work.

I'm about to be at work

I'm too tired from work

I work at a tire factory and the worst part is our safety standards. The product keeps rolling into me every day. I guess you could say I'm tired of being tired.

>>104315273
I'm a wizard

>>104333245
Can you get me a deal on some 200 tw tires

>>104334112
just buy a set of linglongs, mechanical grip is overrated

>>104334381
No thanks, I'll stick with advans

>>104334390
i only buy tires with 100% congolese rubber in them. anything else is cope.

The store said my intercooler will ship by the end of the week

>>104335894
What's an intercooler

A giant piece of finned aluminum that takes hot compressed air and makes it cold compressed air

>>104336390
kind of like a radiator but not really at all like a radiator

>>104336390
Its like a fork that you blow on to make the food cool

You don't blow on the fork you blow on the food on the fork.

>>104338620
i blow on the fork

>>104338815
I wish we got Shirou instead of Redman...

>>104338936
real

>i wish i was eating shit instead of a juicy steak
do you guys even hear yourselves

>>104340064
>t. archer fujo

should i buy the yuzu outfit?

>>104340132
yeszu

>>104340132
nyes

>>104340064
I like archer too but does he even say I am za bone of mai sord in jong

>>104340267
>he doesn't know
https://mahjongsoul.club/sites/default/files/game_top_97.mp3

got scammed out of 100 dollars...

>>104311407
there you go anon

>>104340845
thank you, this piece of art is perfect. also how did you get scammed?

>>104340872
the truck that was supposed to pick up my stuff for moving did not arrive, I called them and they told me it broke but they could have told me this 8 hours ago which they should have done so now I have to stay in a bedroom that regularly floods when it rains while its raining heh
I will move tomorrow I guess

wish i had a truck and was scammin anons rn

i have a small car but at least it's manual and petrol is cheap

I spend a hundred on petrol a week. :(((((

I drive a hybrid, 300 miles per week, and only spend $100 a month on gas

>>104341279
I used to with my old car. It was a 3.0 litre v6 Nissan

>>104340845
Can you draw megino please

I hate how americans are afraid of manual cars, dont be pussies, stop driving automatics

but i daily a manual and im american

I drive two Subarus and they both barely get 20 miles a gallon

I will never own an automatic again after having a manual

>>104341410
I once had a WRX. Shit was thirsty

manuals are fun to drive even in traffic, when I said that I wanted one to someone the first thing they said was "you're going to hate driving it in traffic"