Thread 104334595

give me your best and most plausible rrats

>>104334595 (OP)
Ao is actually a woman

nimi is ntring her husband

>>104334595 (OP)
vtubing is kind of really unhealthy for a lot of the people involved on both sides of the screen

>>104334595 (OP)
>plausible
Doki charmed the marvel rivals devs and staff so hard when she visited that she's got a short reference/cameo in the pipeline that'll be out next year, likely involving her tomato.

FuwaMoco are twin boys who larp as twin girls.

>>104334652
Irony of ironies... with a napling.

Pekora want to leave hololive but want to outlive miko out of spite

AI isn't real and Neuro-sama is actually a company of Indians typing out responses and poorly playing video games.

most chuubas stalk their viewers

>>104334793
hot

nimi knew about the pushback from the marriage announcement and waited till after she had her concert to prove to herself she could make it without cover before ending the peak of her career on what was a high note

>>104334634
Proved false multiple times. Stop with the fake news already.

Miko and Suisei are not in a relationship

Lamy is Yakuza princess

>Mint is confirmed to be poaching others to Vshojo as Gunrun's agent because he promised her an idol unit
>Mint, thanks to kiara, gets into convos with fauna who doesn't want to go to japan to use the studio anymore
>Mint starts gaslighthing her about Vshojo and how they will be Hololive 2.0 but with a bigger cut
>Fauna salivates at the prospect
>ffw, ame graduates and redebuts as dooby
>by this time she had a lore video where you can see a big star with the colors blue, green, light brown, pink and red
>we ca deduce that the first three is about gura, fauna and mumei
>ffw
>Fauna graduates
>makes her graduation announcement sound so fucking bad tthat all the branches of Hololive have to come out and say they are not being abused
>at the graduation none of her genmates bats an eye except for bae
>before the graduation, not kronii said she's done with fake people
>mumei later graduates and then gura
>mumei left for medical reasons while gura left because of some bs she later backpedalled on later as saba.
>ffw
>Vshojo gets exposed as a communist scam and dissolves
>some guy from Vshojo who used to work at Hololive says he has the marital status of all the holos
>It seems that it got nimi because out of nowhere she told her audience she was getting married
>Dooby and Saba unpersoned her
>people think is because of the lore drop when the situation is much darker
>Nimi, being gura's oshi and gura being able to be manipulated easily gets convinced to leave Hololive to get into Vshojo
>Saba out of fucking nowhere followed the gunrun aka Vshojo's CEO way before they imploded
>Mint was way and I mean WAY too close to mint when they interacted for the first time making it all clear this wasn't the first time they hung out together
>Now remember that Mint, by her own admission, said that she was going around poaching talents
>Fauna's graduation was so out of the blue that it left people astonished
>It turns out she left for greener greens, got her ploy blown on her face and decided to do a lore drop when she found out another guy was gonna do it for her
>gura most likely felt betrayed because this is not the first time someone promises the world to her only to never deliver
>dooby being saba's best friend also unfollowed nimi for making her quit and not consider an affiliation like her
>sisters saw this and dramafagged hard enough for normies and xitter to notice
>she had to follow nimi again but she wont mention her name

>>104336611
Maybe, we'll never know

>>104336611
>Mint was way and I mean WAY too close to mint

>>104334595 (OP)
Why are kraut fairy tales all so deranged
Why are they so fucked in the head

>>104334652
Shiori is ntring her husband

vtubers at best like their "fans" as a homogenous collective blob that provides them with attention and money
however they still hate every individual fan

>>104336803
the middle ages were fucked up

>>104335086
Vedal is indian

>>104334595 (OP)
This weekend after the Myth Anniversary they will debut a new HoloStarsEN Gen with some of them being Shiori's friends in the ultimate fuck you nepo hires to the Holo fanbase.

>>104336803
The pain of being a g*rman makes them imagine stories where the world is relatively a little less terrible.

>>104336611
that's bullshit but I believe it

>>104336611
>Mint is confirmed to be poaching others to Vshojo as Gunrun's agent because he promised her an idol unit
>Now remember that Mint, by her own admission, said that she was going around poaching talents
This was never confirmed/admitted, as the two others were a 2view indie who said she applied to the auditions, and someone who lives in Japan who may not even be a vtuber.

More plausible is that Fauna/Nimi actually got married while still in Hololive, hence Kronii's comment about "fake people" and why that ex-manager knew (remember, they said he knew the marital status of Holos, meaning it was information from back when he was still in Cover).

Ririka fucks as well as you'd expect Ririka to fuck.

>>104334595 (OP)
Irys ring on that biboo stream was the last proof needed to show that she is married

>>104337257
ehh I say no. If you wanna say she got engaged back then I believe you but what reason did nimi have to lie and say she WAS getting married as opposed ot already was in that case?

>>104336611
fauna was poached?

>>104336914
I do not believe this. They do not HATE them. They just don't think of them as individuals

why is getting married a betrayal to other holos?
it might be a betrayal to your unicorn ass but it wouldn't warrant a group shunning

>>104337286
she's been married for a long time anon

>>104337286
This guy never seen women wear rings as accessories just because they feel like it on a non marriage hand on the non marriage finger.

>>104337391
Most holos are hardcore unicorns and think idols shouldn’t interact with men

>>104337319
"planning to get married" = people think she's being up-front with her fans and letting them know in advance
"have been married" = people think she's been hiding it and only decided to share it now

>>104336501
>proved false
How

>>104337469
They interact with men everyday at work and in their day to day lives.

>>104337488
ok but then if it comes out she's caught as a liar and it looks much worse. I used to be a die hard napling so I'm biased but I think you're way off on this one

>>104337469
anon...

>>104337519
Only the whores among them do that
There’s a reason every single manager is female

>>104336611
>makes her graduation announcement sound so fucking bad tthat all the branches of Hololive have to come out and say they are not being abused
Can someone explain to me how it was worse than the others?

>>104336611
>leave niji
>still ruin everything wherever you go

>>104337789
Nijiseethe

>>104337286
Literally the least wedlock capable ring ever. You'll find a more suitable ring in the bottom of a box of Crackerjack.

>>104337604
Studio Staff, taxi/uber drivers, store clerks, random male citizen walking by, even family members.

>>104337317
It's OK, Polker. Some people are for real stupid, unlike you and your play stupid.

>>104337286
It's not a wedding ring and it's not in the ring finger. Again, are wedding rings not a thing on SEA?

>>104337853
The ring is roughly 3,5k and was over hyped. So its not really just ordinary even tho it looks like shitake. Either IRyS bought into the craze or the ring was gifted which is possible because her father does spoil her or someone else got it.

>>104337604
They refer to them as women but there's men among them. I forget if it was Gura or CC that were talking about their manager at the time and slipped up a few times and say "he" or "him" when referencing them.

>>104336611
>she had to follow nimi again but she wont mention her name
https://youtu.be/GOHbz7hrgFY?t=6766
What now?

>>104338013
Lying nijinigger

>>104337469
Almost on the mark. Most Holos HAVE hardcore unicorns so they have to do anything that avoids setting them off.

>>104337883
All those interactions go through their female manager
>what about fami-
Yes even those

every single vtuber that has every dipped their toes in parasocialism and gfe content has a romantic partner that has either encouraged it or is fully aware of what they do. they're talking about (You) right now.

>>104337286
>>104337317
>>104337422
>>104337423
>>104337853

iryscucks coping

>>104338233
Nijiprojection

>>104338170
thats some serious dedication, I hope those female managers get paid enough

>>104338431
They get to work for one of the most important companies in japan
Why would they need a big salary in addition to that?

>>104338408
niji is also involved with this if you include bfe

>>104334595 (OP)
Most of the people in MSM knew or found out that it was defunct before it became public knowledge, and were silently waiting for the fake contracts to expire.
Since Vtubing is a game of appearances no one wanted to upset Seth, because he's a petty bitch and they could expect slander, no one bothered to be a whistleblower

Nimi and Saba graduated because of their feuds with Kronii/Promise and Biboo/Advent respectively. That's also the reason they were skinwalked in breaking dimensions.

A certain Mouse of Metal, upgraded camwhore, and Fallen Dragon were involved in, or were aware of a certain half million dollars vanishing into thin air. I will not elaborate.

>>104337976
The price of the ring has nothing to do with my assertion. It could cost $100K, but if it still looks as non-serious as it does it's not a wedding ring. When you put a ring on your woman's finger meant to represent a lifelong contract you do so with a more serious band of metal and gem. IRyS's ring looks more fitting as an accessory you'd find packed with a toy pony. Not that she shouldn't love it. IRyS has a whimsical side to here that such a ring would represent perfectly. She's a silly girl at heart, after all.

>>104338657
Seeing Gura returning to do long streams the whole first week Advent debuted, and then fucking off again, was really unnatural.
I don't think she had direct beef with anyone in Advent but probably did it as a shot against management since they were obviously more groomed and given resources by management before debuting unlike everyone else that came out before them.

Every chuuba who has done GFE knows it’s heavily immoral so they have to lie to themselves to sleep at night

>>104334595 (OP)
Iofi purposefully manipulated Shiori into sabotaging her own career. She did this because she’s a jealous bitch, and we know this because she has publicly complained about her numbers and how she is jealous of what other members get.

She acted like she was Shiori’s friend and made her think they would start collabing and be close. She invited her to collab with Jurard.
>”I mean… you did say at debut you would do it, right?”
>”It will be fun! We’re all SEA and we have to stick together!”
Then after Shiori did the collab, pissed off her fans, and went on a Joseph Stalin meltdown… Iofi fucked off.
They never collabed again.
Iofi had gotten what she wanted already. She never had any intention of actually being her friend and manipulated her. Making her probably the biggest piece of shit in all of Hololive.

>>104339296
>so they have to lie to themselves to sleep at night
You clearly don’t understand women. They might blame their fans for "forcing" them to do GFE but they definitely feel no guilt.

>>104339367
I beleive this because she blatantly tried to do it to Biboo and Biboo didnt fall for it and you could tell Iofi was annoyed her plan failed

>>104339399
I refuse to believe anyone could be that blatantly manipulative. They must know they’re leading people on

>>104339440
Yeah and she went for Biboo for the same reason.
>”SEA together strong! Let’s collab together!”

It’s not a coincidence she picked the two SEA members of EN. Absolute manipulative bitch.

>>104339296
Is it immoral IF they are genuinely single, looking and eventually date one of their whales?

>>104339572
H-have you spent any time with women, anon? Even if they are somehow doing it unintentionally, they will always feel in the right about manipulation or have some sort of excuse or justification lined up. Mankind didn't let them make decisions in statecraft for thousands of years for a reason.

>>104339572
Knowing doesn't mean caring. People know a lot of their shit is cheap because people someplace else are exploited. They'll shortly talk about how sad it is but ultimately don't stop buying shit because of it. There's no difference here.

>>104339666
It's not immoral, that's just being a golddigging bitch

>>104339440
>>104339626
When did this happen?

Nerissa is a huge Holostars fan to this day. Knowing how she fawned over Altare, and liked the tweet celebrating the LIz Shiori Bettel Flayon Jurard collab.
She still will not collab with the boys to avoid drama

>>104339296
women don't care about the morality of their own actions
they will sleep soundly at night knowing they've extracted money and time from lonely dudes and will be proud of "doing a service to society"

>>104339732
Search bijou iofi monster hunter rise

>>104339732
When she did a Monhun collab with Biboo immediately before the frame for a Monhun collab with Shiori and Jurard. It’s clear it was meant to be one big collab. And you could clearly tell there was an awkward tension between the two.

>>104339795
The classic invisible gun, right sister?

The Holo-caust was Mio's payment/sacrifice to attain her dark magic.

>>104339800
Fawning fans are partly to blame. You can only hear that you are so funny and entertaining so many times before you start believing it.

>>104339367
No one manipulated Shiori. Its clear that she wanted to collabs with the boys for a long time, and Iofi gave her the convenient oppertunity.

Fauna's graduation was probably the trigger for Shiori to collab with the boys, so that she doesn't regret never interacting with them later on

>>104339925
>After some time, they get most Capcom perms back, MGS perms, blanket Pokemon perms, FromSoft Perms, a lot of the VOD's are reinstated.
>Mio retains her dark powers, and can make anyone graduate should she will it.
I'm thinking based.

>>104339801
>>104339827
Ok, I'll check it out.

>>104337092
This actually has some legs because her "friend" recently closed his discord for an undisclosed reason.

https://x.com/PendingV/status/1961476183784149339

>>104337510
Proved by Marine. Ao is more man that the 283 men that Marine has slept with.

>>104339952
Right right…
And Iofi just happened to also start collabing with the other SEA member of EN (Biboo) at the same exact time?
And just happened to stop collabing with her at the same exact time?
And just happened to have a Monhun collab with Biboo immediately before a Monhun collab with Shiori and Jurard just by coincidence?
And also just by coincidence she fucked off and never collabed with either of them again?

Sure thing anon

>>104340085
those are japanese men though

>>104340049
If Yagoo actually does this then HoloEN will actually be dead. It’d be one too many major kicks to the nuts of the fan base.

A lot has been forgiven, and HoloEN has finally settled into a comfortable place. If they really do this I imagine a serious decline in viewership and an exodus for other corpos or indies. Fans will still watch the talents they like, but they will be too beaten down to support the company as a whole anymore.

>>104340135

Hmm, idk. Maybe she did try to manipulate Biboo, fair. But in Shiori's case, even if there was an intent to manipulate, there was no need for it. It was Shiori's decision. Plus, Shiori wouldn't have started her Holostars collabs spree if she truly was manipulated.

I mean, she just looks happier, talks and jokes more, and streams longer, when doing collabs with the boys.

>>104340135
>Does all this while at the same time seething on twitter every day about how ID deserves more
hurrdurr there's no way she'd commit sabotage!

>>104339367
She pretty much said she'd do it during debut but management probably told her to let people prop up her fanbase numbers before she does that due to the backlash.

>>104340448
Despite her “I’ll collab with whom I want” moment during her debut, Shiori went 2 years without ever doing anything with the homos. This is probably because she saw how dunked on she was after her debut. If it hadn’t been for the BAU BAUs overshadowing her debut yab, it probably would have followed her for a long time.

I’m sure she always wanted to collab with the homos. But I don’t think she ever would have done it without someone like Iofi pushing her to do it.
She went 2 whole years with no homos and probably would never have done a collab with them.

>>104339367
This is trying to take responsibility off of Shiori's shoulders which is exactly what she would want. She is like a child that doesnt know how to handle conflict and would gladly push blame onto others for any of her wrong doings. No one that culls dozens if not hundreds of their fanbase and then calls themselves "childlike and kindhearted" is a good person.
>>104339572
They will manipulate you and then say you are in the wrong.

>>104340513
I think she was intending to collab with Holostars almost immediately until Magni and Vesper left which ruined her whole plan.

>>104340513
>>104340566
Like I said.
She never even mentioned a possible collab again after her debut yab. She went 2 whole years without any homos. I doubt she would have just started out of nowhere without something initiating it.

>rrat thread turns into cringe gossip
I hate this place

>>104337286
This is true, but only because the ring costs $5000 and is obviously a gift from her rich husband.

>>104340566
she didnt just got 2 years without homocollabing, she spent 2 years being extremely affectionate and parasocial with her fans, learning all about them, including them in her writing, collaboratively writing with them, talking to them off stream
if she did all that while fully intending to hurt them in the end she's genuinely evil

>>104334595 (OP)
Pero is Mococo putting on a voice, who is actually just Fuwawa putting on a Mococo voice badly.

>>104340448
I dont know how much happier she really is because a couple of months of her collab and streaming spree before Japan she got hit with some serious burn out and stopped streaming all together in Japan.

>>104340682
This one is a spicy rrat with sexy implications

>>104340676
I still remember her literally ending her streams every day with her face inside a heart, while she gave literal kisses to her chat members. Crazy stuff lol
Of course your fans were going to be pissed.

>>104340085
283 is a conservative number. Marine is a slut on the level of that chick who voiced Haruhi. She has group sex on the regular.

>>104340648
She saw ERB doing it just fine but ERB was upfront about it all. Then her becoming friends with Iofi probably pushed it further. Then there is also the whole NTR fetish she loves so much. She also wanted an excuse to belittle them and tell them have gay sex with each other. She is just using Holostars to live out her weird fetish fantasies.

>>104340566
Isn't it more plausible that it was the graduation of Hololive talents like Fauna, that made her finally collab with the holostars? That is something that can make her switch her direction after 2 years. Again, Iofi was like a match to existing dynamite.

>>104340734
All that while she had a boyfriend

>>104340720
I'd like to get smothered by those Fuwawas..

>>104340659
The law of identity does indeed hold true. A=A.

>>104340671
*loving father

>>104340875
Thats possible, there was multiple graduations back to back so she figured she didnt want to regret not calling the stars gay on stream. Or, she was trying to pull some Ame stuff to try and bring unity but other members just arent having it.

>>104339666
yes anon it is still immoral

>>104336611
>Mint was way and I mean WAY too close to mint

>>104340875
No I don’t think Fauna’s graduation had anything to do with it.
I think Shiori just always wanted to homo collabs since before even her debut. But the backlash to her debut vaugeposting about “collabing with friends or people who may be friends” got her dunked on nonstop until the BAU BAUs debut overshadowed everything.

She always wanted to hang out with the faggots, but her debut backlash was enough to mostly change her mind on it. She wouldn’t have initiated a one on one collab with any of the homos.
It took Iofi pushing her and pretending like they would be friends afterwards. Which is extremely fucked up.

>>104341150
I want to be way too close to Mint's butt.

>>104340734
In hindsight the kisses were just damage control considering she stopped after a while.

>>104341150
rrats are supposed to be works of fantasy with enough true elements to make you wonder, not whatever this is

>>104338504
>one of the most important companies in japan

get out more.

>>104334595 (OP)
I think Ironmouse was in on the VShojo Ponzi scheme. Probably Mel too.

>>104341619
Love bombing is a form of emotional abuse and manipulation where someone showers a person with excessive affection, attention, and gifts to create intense feelings of attachment and dependence. While it might seem like the start of a great romance, the goal is to quickly break down emotional barriers, establish control, and make the recipient feel indispensable and dependent on the abuser. This tactic is a "red flag" and can lead to deeper forms of coercive control and further abuse.

>>104339795
is this really even a rrat? you can go back to old stars music releases and see girls were more supportive. they all stopped because the money wasn't there not because they personally hate them. shiori decided to try it again and nobody is going to follow her after that shitshow

>>104336611
yea yea, gura can do no wrong
stfu, faggot

>>104341301
She is still friends with Iofi tho, Shiori makes references to Iofi and her monster loving from time to time

>>104341868
I have a feeling most of the girls have no interest in Pagpag Dino or the retarded Aussie or Flayfag. But I’m sure it’s all just Le Unicorns keeping them from what they REALLY want, right anon?

>>104338028
They are talking about Dooby you retard.

>>104341301

>It took Iofi pushing her and pretending like they would be friends afterwards. Which is extremely fucked up.

I think this is unlikely. Most plausibly they are just friends, period. Even if not close friends.

>>104341392
When exactly did she stop giving kisses? Was it in spring last year?

>>104341956
And I’m sure Iofi does the same.
Right?…

Surely it’s not Shiori still coping that she wasn’t taken advantage of and tricked into fucking her own career over by a petty jealous bitch, right? They’re totally still friends! I mean just look at how often they colla-….

>>104341957
Are we just going to pretend like girls like Mori and Zeta didn't regularly interact with Axel on screen? They stopped because it was costing them money not because they decided to just start hating him

Miko genuinely sounds like that and isn't playing a character.

>>104342053
i think they interacted on twitter, I dunno I dont really follow Iofi to say. But Shiori herself is a bad judge of character if she thinks Jurard is a friend.

>>104341868
>is this really even a rrat? you can go back to old stars music releases and see girls were more supportive. they all stopped because the money wasn't there not because they personally hate them
more like they thought the accusations of male vtubers being rapey sexpests was all chud seething only for them to learn firsthand that it was all true

>>104342084
The rrat of rrats

>>104342064
Mori stopped because she only liked Vesper and Magni. Zeta stopped because Axel is a sex pest and she got creeped out by him.

There are still members who homo collab in ID and JP. Shiori knew her income was going to take a hit when she made her choice too. She just thought she was going to get long friendships out of it, which she didn’t.

>>104337959
Nope, some guy just goes to the parents, hands over some money, and they hand over their daughter.

>>104342053

>Surely it’s not Shiori still coping that she wasn’t taken advantage of

I feel like its you who is coping that people can just be friends.

>>104342153
They trade them two goats and a basket of cabbages.

>>104341703
Are you saying Mint lovebombed Mint?

>>104341681
Ironmoose was grifting? NO!!!!

Any timestamps or clips of this post-collab Shiori melty, or is it exaggeration?

>>104342178
Right… “Friends”
Real good friends she has that never showed up again after losing half of her fan base for them. Amazing friends, really!
You’re definitely not the one coping here Novelite.

>>104337092
Hakka's brother graduated on his PL, and Bettel2 also quit streaming as a fleshie and had his farewell stream on Bettel's channel.
They are being poached together somewhere, maybe STARS 4.

>>104340659
What do you think rrats ARE, anon?

>>104342215
The only melty I seen her have is when she complained about the other members lack of improv skill in her post ENreco talk. She was even annoyed at ERB because she got spooked by ERB confronting her about the memories.

>>104342357
the next EN gen is mixed

>>104342153
do they do it like that in flipland?
I can give my oshi's family some nice cows

>>104334652
they're not married yet

>>104335086
it's not AI just advanced chatbot and "she" still needs Vedal to pretty much puppet her around , real AI wouldn't have problems with streaming 24/7

>>104342531
should I watch ENreco2? I assumed it would be dead on arrival given it was supposed to be Promise's season

>>104342086

Jurard is actually a pretty good guy. Otherwise ID girls, Shiori, and ERB wouldn't be friends with him.

Anyone who watched his streams will know that he is a good guy. I saw ERB frequently comment in his streams.

I remember how everyone antagonized Jurard ahead of Shiori stream, saying that he will behave inappropriately, flirt with the girls, make them uncomfortable, etc. only for it to become nothing burger. Where it was him who was constantly getting bullied by Shiori and Iofi.

Its almost like those guys built up a person in their head who didn't exist.

>>104336421
she was delusional see "I'm not your friend" tangent from 2023, she thought fans see her only as a form of entertainment so it's not really much of a problem if she gets married herself

>>104342770
It had its fun moments, and the dungeons were alot more entertaining this time with bosses and better puzzles. If you want to there is a channel that clipped them and mixed the perspectives so you can avoid the dull moments and stick to the highlights.

>>104342780
Good guys don’t spam unwanted tweets at a female colleague who never responds and has shown zero interest in interacting with men.
Good guys don’t purposefully try to cause drama or engage in “hate marketing”.
Good guys don’t try to shit on the Holo fan base by trying to claim he gets close to the girls all the time (he’s not allowed anywhere near them by the way)

Out of all of the homos Jurard is by far the biggest piece of shit and a sex pest. Idk why you would glaze him of all people.

>>104336611
>while gura left because of some bs she later backpedalled on later as saba.
QRD?

>>104336611
Fun fact about Saba she also used the same lawyers as Vshojo to restrict her character name and shit it was very professional and included everything hololive does like card games and video games licensed on her likeness someone had to promise her she will have personal hololive but better or something. Odin's Law wrote Vshojo NDAs among other things, Gura might be under NDA herself.

Enna's "Bad seeds" comment wasn't about Mint/Doki/Mata/anyone other exniji. The "bad seeds" were being spread by someone inside the house. Rosemi was telling other vtubers how shitty it was in NijiEN to Dizzy and some other tsunderia girls and Enna found out. This was Enna warning Rosemi that when she does redebut, not to talk shit about her old job as Enna's trying her best to keep NijiEN alive so she doesn't have to go back to retail.

>>104342780
The schizo rantings aside. Jurard was/is friends with that depressed nousagi guy and used(maybe still does) to sell info to him. He didnt just join Hololive out of love for it. He was trying to get info on other members at the same time. Thats also why he flaunted that he knew the members better than the fans and antagonized other fanbases. It's also why he was so upset for not being allowed to get a chance to get close to or talk to Gura or some of the other Hololive members during the 2024 FES. He got some serious talking to at some point tho because hes become calmer lately.

>>104337488
they were living together since only like 2023 there is literally no reason to rush your marriage

>>104343305
she's going to shit herself and spill spaghet again if Rosemi phases in

>>104343382
FWMC complained to Yagoo directly about him and got the homos twitter separated from the holo en one

>>104337345
sounds likely although it's also possible she reached out to Gunrun on her own

>>104343440
That was Mori, because the EN twitter was tweeting and retweeting Stars stuff and not the Charity stream that was happening and constantly prioritizing Stars tweets over Hololive events and streams.

Nimi’s husband is Arkhand and Kronii hates her guts now because Arkhand is total dogshit at producing music and yet Nimi chose him over Kronii.

>>104342768
Real AI whould start to plan how to genocide the human paraside in a few hours.

>>104343694
It wasnt, FWMC confronted him at his tea party thing and they were the only ENs there
It was Lamy who talked about it

>Marine and Pekora have talked about having had an argument in the past but never give the details
>Pekora and Marine were both drinking one night
>Pekora woke up to find Marine eating out her pussy
>they stop talking for a long time
>the two reconcile afterwards with Pekora telling Marine to keep her habits to the other members

>>104344177
So why hasnt she made up with Miko if Miko did the same thing?

>>104343096
gura left because of some bs she later backpedalled on later as saba

>>104344212
Because Pekora woke up to Miko eating her ass, not her pussy.

>>104342780
Everyone always forgets:
https://files.catbox.moe/ssu5n2.mp4

Even reddit doesn't like him:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1e1la0j/whats_going_on_with_jurard/

Jurard is not a good person, and Shiori is happy to collab with him anytime since she considers him a close friend. It says a lot more about Shiori than Jurard funny enough.

>>104344466
I get what he was trying to say about seeing them as regular people or coworkers on equal footing and not like some untouchable idols but he decided to say it in such a way to piss everyone off.

>>104343710
Qrd on arkhand?

>>104342969

Here is the video and transcript of the infomous Jurard stream. Alot of people twist and misinform about what he actually said there, so i recommend anyone to actually read the transcript yourself.

https://files.catbox.moe/ssu5n2.mp4

https://rentry.org/sy9w8het
1.Yes anon, him replying with a generic "happy birthday" once a year to the posts sent out by the official hololive account really must've worn on those girls' psyches. I'm sure they're still haunted by those letters to this day.

2. If you actually read the transcript for that stream, its clear that he was just making fun of unicorns, saying that their hate only benefited him, gave him main exposure. He isn't saying that he is doing hate marketing purposefully. Its most likely he just doesn't care about hate marketing strategy.

3. He is explicitly shitting on unicorns who are shitting on him. His claims about getting close to the girls is gloating sure, but he isn't doing anything inappropriate to the girls themselves.

Like again. He is friends with ID girls, Shiori, ERB. He is very close friends with Iofi and Ollie. Hakka said that Jurard is surprisingly shy off stream.

>>104344639
I have seen a hundred flip cunts do the exact same thing across a myriad of different companies and continue to do it despite being told not to, for example luwud with Phase Connect
it seems to be an inbred mental problem with them

>>104344466
Its funny reading some of the comments and about why they dislike Jurard and compare them to how people dislike Shiori now. If you are curious why Shiori sees him as a friend is because he hasnt done her any wrong, at least none that she knows yet. She is one of those people forgives and befriends people just because whatever they did or said doesnt effect her.

>>104337286
I believe it

>>104344711

>its clear that he was just making fun of unicorns, saying that their hate only benefited him, gave him *more* exposure
Spelling mistake by me.

>>104344711
Those unicorns are still the fansbases of other members. Its never a good idea to antagonize or belittle the fans of other members. If he had issues he should have brought it up to that member and let them handle it like Pekora did with hers a long time ago with the "peko" stuff. Bringing some sort of conflict of any kind into the community is how you get drama and shit stirring like what is seen with indie streamers and their cliques that feed on drama.

>>104336611
>Mint was way and I mean WAY too close to mint
That Mint? Just a box.

>>104345266
Wait.. a box of mints or mint in box?

>>104336611
It wasn't just Mint of course, Gunrun convinced Kson to do the same thing with JP

>>104344886
>He may have harassed a hundred other women but he hasnt done anything to ME
well she'll learn eventually, the hard way

>>104343710
I just checked and Arkhand streamed during Nimi/Fauna's 2023 vacation, so it is very unlikely.

>>104345533
Given her history, that's the only way she ever learns anything

>>104348692
>take a couple of swigs of rum
>call her a manipulative bitch
>tell her you will kys if she leaves you
>sleep with other women because she is fat, ugly, and wont put out
>After one year of this she finally gets the message and fucks off right into the arms of one guy after another because she has no self worth

>>104334595 (OP)
Sally is Kronii’s older sister

>>104344466
This dino faggot is the worst homo by far. It makes the rest of their branch look stable by comparison.

I still can’t believe out of all the options this was the one Shiori chose to surprise collab drop her Novelites with.

>>104334595 (OP)
I still firmly believe that Kronii and Fauna were fooling around at one point and things either got too serious or they wound up having some sort of argument that led to their relationship being strained for the rest of Fauna's time at Hololive.

Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox stopped collabing because of the discord messages that proved Alban was acting unkindly towards Selen
They went from best friends to Sonny not even acknowledging him for weeks, before the leak hit /here/ but around the time indicated by the leaker
Alban cried on stream shortly after, then tried to get Sonny's attention for a few days by clipbaiting and retweeting fanart, then announced a long break for mental health reasons, all unacknowledged by Sonny
Months and months later Sonny finally publicly acknowledged Alban, and shortly after his hiatus eased
Now Alban is back but seems neutered and quiet compared to before

He got an A+ on penis inspection day.

>>104334595 (OP)
all vtubers and content creators are running grand con.
they're all connected by the same money behind the scenes.
they're not organic

>>104336776
schizophrenia, Anon.
mint was mint all along

>>104336803
did you never learn to code?
a key to survival is knowing how to encapsulate critical life saving information into benign, obscure kids stories, so they can learn the lessons on their own if something happens to their parents/community

>>104336803
>>104351006
for instance, europeans are falling for the piedpipers flutes piping again

>>104349435
do they know you escaped your cage?

>>104337257
Kronii was one of the most pro holostars talents back when they were collabing, and she was fine with breaking kayfabe and telling her viewers to essentially get a life. She even did a "How to rizz women" stream. Why the fuck would she call Fauna fake for getting married?

obkatiekat
sold nudes before vtubing
made his gf at the time bipsy sell nudes
broke up with bipsy to sex froot
didn't work out, went to sex saiiren
didn't work out, went to sex fufu
we are here
katie is a sex fiend on a warpath to sex as many vtubers as possible and no one is calling him out on it

>>104334595 (OP)
ollie got fingered on stream

>>104351129
nigger no one knows or cares who this ""person"" is

>>104351161
This one is undeniable.

>>104334595 (OP)
Hololive will collab with hollow knights.

>>104344466
>even reddit doesn't like him
So he is good.

>>104353362
Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is still an asshole.

>>104353400
I watched the first 5 minutes of that video and he seems fine, like he says he is not brave because he is just collabing with his coworkers, which happens to be female, he is not dating them. So i don't know what so interesting to hear within 27 minutes of video if i can just say you're just schizos.

>>104353451
>I won't watch it and you guys are wrong
He's not gonna fuck you, lil bro

>>104353451
DESU I didn't watch shit. I just thought it was a funny thing to say.

>>104336611
whats the point of typing out walls of text about things you evidently don't consume

>>104338397
Lol your parents use rubber bands dont they

>>104353630
>his argument is "he's not gonna fuck you bro"
Yep, i think it was the best to not watch that video entirely is this is what you all can say.
Since you watched that, go on, tell me what's wrong and timestamp too because i don't have time to follow schizos.

>>104351127
Kronii called Fauna fake because Fauna was married while doing gfe. It would be different if she made it clear she wanted to homocollab irl

>>104353836
>homocollab irl
In other words... lead a normal life. lol

>>104353836
>homocollab irl

>>104334595 (OP)
Haachama doesn't actually pick the peppeloni off of her pizzas

>>104354039
Now she's rich enough that she's got a guy on retainer for that, but she used to.

>>104344340
LRD?

>selen getting bullied in niji looks for a way out
>vspo is doing EN auditions
>applies
>elira finds out, has niji jp threatens to blacklist them
>selen is further pushed down the hole
>blackscreen/doki debut
>vspo debuts
>doki refuses to acknowledge an EN fps corpo
This is why vspo EN and doki never interact, despite vspo en wanting to collab with big EN streamers they have never been in contact with doki.

nimi's husband is black

>>104334595 (OP)
Vtubers putting the phrase "first time" on streams of games they've never played before is subtle gooner bait

>>104337747
Didn't she say something like she isn't leaving because she doesn't want to be there?

>>104344107
QRD?

>>104359891
Yeah but that was rather about her insecurities, because her gen, especially when Irys joined, it was pretty much full of skilled singers except her.

>>104336611
>and mumei
She was never redebuting.

>>104334595 (OP)
Clio is a tranny.

>>104359945
Sana tho

>>104340049
if they let Shiori's faggot friends into holo, thats really going to be the final straw.

>>104334595 (OP)
Gunrun embezzled the last bit of vshoujos cash to pay for saba’s signing bonus, and ironmouse decided to burn it all down once she found out

>>104334595 (OP)
kiara is graduating, she is bored of japan and idols

>>104336611
>by this time she had a lore video where you can see a big star with the colors blue, green, light brown, pink and red
love how none of the people shitting on this post talk about this

>>104342780
>Jurard is actually a pretty good guy
lol, lmao
>>104353451
okay, you're just jurard posting in here lmao
what a waste of your time, stop obsessing about people not liking you

>>104334595 (OP)
>Dennou Shoujo Siro's stream goes down during a Christmas celebration and "coincidentally" Tokino Sora was streaming at the same time , causing her to get a massive viewership boost off of it.
>Hololive was pushed to Youtube through multiple avenues "coincidentally" during the start of the pandemic.
>2 weeks after Gura debut, Baby Shark "coincidentally" becomes the most viewed song on Youtube.
>Korone "coincidentally" got autocorrected to Corona, infiltrating her clips into the YT algo.
>EN cull happened "coincidentally" during the leadup to Jan 6.
>Coco graduation date was "coincidentally" on the same date as CCP's 100th anniversary.
>Rushia yab and termination "coincidentally" happened on the same week that the Russian invasion started.
>WeLoveRushia got "coincidentally" autocorrected to #WeLoveRussia and trended on twitter, Haachama blatantly points out "oh no, such a coincidence" and no one catches on.
>Rain Shaman meme event in Indonesia for MotoGP "coincidentally" 2 days before Kobo debut (+Rainych Facebook rrat pushed on FB, putting more eyes on her).
>Nijisanji "coincidentally" debuts their first ever solo talent mere weeks after getting 1M subs on the main channel and announcing their IPO.
>All of the major Hololive stars are "coincidentally" on a break during Salome's debut and road to 1M.
>Abe assassinated with a homemade shotgun "coincidentally" when Holos were preparing to play Rust, a game where you make homemade shotguns. The first stream was delayed twice, indicating that there were prior attempts before one succeeded.
>NASA's Webb Telescope's first Space image "coincidentally" revealed one day after Sana announced her graduation.
>Four days after Sana's graduation, a Pokemon "coincidentally" similar in concept to Sana's "bread dog" mascot is revealed.
>Ame and Kronii announce that they'll be collabing with Holostars EN, "coincidentally" around the time of the Queen of Britains's death. Scotland's contingency in case she dies is "coincidentally" called Operation "Unicorn".
>Nijisanji "coincidentally" cancels a much anticipated live a few days after President Xi Jinping reviewed combat preparedness of the PLA amidst Taiwan tensions
>Hololive "coincidentally" announces graduation of their two most successful male talents the very next day after a plane crash that supposedly killed two Wagner leaders
>Kiara's third year celebration is a very random paragliding event, "coincidentally" the biggest paragliding event ever happens in the middle east a few weeks later and will be talked about in history books forever.
>Hololive and the Dodgers do an unprecedented baseball collab at the Dodgers Game. The score is 8-5 or ya goo in Japanese. Four days later trump does his famous dodge.
>Mumei sang met a bear for her 3D LIVE Birthday Celebration, "coincidentally" markets around the world crash and into bear markets the next day. It's the worst day for Japan's Nikkei index since 1987
>Aqua drops graduation announcement on Hiroshima Day

>>104363660
She's looking at the door, same as Nerissa and maybe Kronii.

The failure of the indie avengers will make them think twice though.

>>104334595 (OP)
Millie and Fulgur are dating.

Matara doesn't actually have real friends and just uses people for whatever she can get from them and abandons them whenever they expect her to do anything.

>>104334595 (OP)
Nimi's fiance is a woman

>>104337469
>Most holos are hardcore unicorns and think idols shouldn’t interact with men
That is the most delusional statement in this entire bait thread. They might be unicorn friendly since it helps increase merch sales but not a single EN talent likes this business model. Some of them hate it so much that they actually decided to leave Hololive.

>>104364651
the hololive deepstate connection is real??

>>104334793
Plausible. They look like troons.

>>104365015
Fulgur is dead, Anon

>>104365048
I dont watch her but I get the impression she sees the writing on the wall and the bullshit people are pushing so she nopes out and cuts them off so they dont pull her into their crap.

>>104365141
and its not Kronii...

>>104363767
I'm too retarded for this rrat. It's Council colours? Why not Myth?

>>104367888
its supposed to be graduates or those that are soon to be graduating

>>104350038
And you think she married someone she was dating for less than a year after? No way timeline doesn’t add up

>>104361743
I believe this rrat

>>104367623
Kinda the complete opposite. She seems to "befriend" people but doesn't really actually care about them.
She claimed she knew vshojo was a scam but kept pushing people like mint to join it, she doesn't actually pay attention to anything Mint does or says and the other people who once considered her a friend don't interact with her. Most of the ex vsj girls don't interact with her and none of the ex Nijis seem to really talk to her either.

Her "friendships" seem to depend entirely on what they can do for her

>>104368286
People have married in less time than that

>>104368622
Russian blood is strong in the roach

>>104336421
She wouldn't have made it without cover though. Only reason she got any traction was because she is ex-holo.

>>104368286
Summer 2023 to summer 2025 are two years...

>>104350038
I kinda believe that too. I think kronii took it too seriously and believed that fauna was actually interested in her. I think kronii tried to take a bit further than Fauna was expecting and Fauna most likely revealed at that time that she was in a relationship with someone else. The situation was pretty awkward from there on out with kronii feeling like she was led on and Fauna feeling a bit guilty about the whole thing but also a bit nervous that kronii knew

>>104363767
But then who was pink
Who was red

>>104368656
Is she actually Russian? Alana is Russian and she doesn't act like that.

>>104368788
Ehh, still a short time but whatev

>>104368630
Call me naive but I think Nimi is well educated and sensible enough to not have a shotgun marriage

Nimi paid parrot to not make a video about her marriage /here/. Nothing else makes sense as to why he didn’t cover it

>>104369554
Who's parrot?

Nimi waited 6 months to announce her LLD so naplings wouldn’t be able to as easily chargeback with paypal and imagine telling them you wanted a refund because the person you are buying merch from announced her marriage. The Vshojo stuff was just a funny coincidence

>>104370237
What? One month is enough, no?

>>104369554
Nimi is marrying Parrot

>>104370266
sales were dying down and memberships were slowing, gotta wait until you can milk all you can until there is only a trickle before butchering the meat.

>>104334652
That's hot as fuck

>>104342619
You can offer less in flipland, heck they will give themselves for free if you a US citizen

>>104344751
You don't need to look too far, gunrun is a perfect example.

>>104371056
Fuck it was so obvious…

>>104344711
Did he explain why he punching a disable girl for clout? I heard he said because she's a big girl and could take it like a man.

>>104368913
Pink is obviously Sana of course

>>104344711
You don't need to come here jurard, we've already know you love talking highly about yourself.
>>2648761

>>104334595 (OP)
holoearth doesn't actually cost that much to develop they're doing hollywood accounting with it

>>104373755
ehh she's a flip but she's one of the wealthier flips

>>104342153
Didn’t that almost happen to Risu but because she started making more money then the average indo her parents let her decide that stuff on her own instead of selling her away

>>104334652
I don't think I'd ever stop laughing if that came out

>>104339367
This is some impressive cope

>>104377056
yeah and it DID happen to multiple other ID members

>>104340671
$5000 isn't even a lot for a designer ring, if anything it's cheap
She's also rich

>>104370266
Doesn’t PayPal give you 180 days for a refund

>>104334595 (OP)
You can't handle my best rrats, traveler. You should go find someone who sells weaker ones.

>>104377959
they do

>>104378211
keep them, rrats seller
they aren't worth my time

>>104337286
It was a false flag attack and she knew some shizos would try to use it as prove for marriage.

Now whenever her status is in question her defense force will just use the ring as strawman and ignore everything else.

Takahata will be absolved for raping a mentally deranged woman

>>104337789
Retard, gunrun was the real problem here.

>>104339367
Iofi is tricking other Holo mems into going down the same path that she did... seems credible... shame on Shiori for being so air-headed and gullible though... but oh well

>>104381454
Did Iofi ruin her career or did she ruin herself?

>>104367456
Fulgur and Millie still interact on their alts.

>>104339367
>iofi is jealous of numbers
>she sabotages one of the EN members with the lowest number of subs and views

Seriously just stop being this retarded for once. You speak no-sense and after a while you got debunked by the NYC concert where Shiori was loved and appreciate so much by ID members

It's not the first time i see you people blaming another talents for one's choice.

>>104334716
Given Marvel Rivals is losing to Overwatch 2, I could see that happening

>>104382579
? Iofi wasnt in NYC

>>104386639
That's not the point. The point was Shiori's charm attract and is appreciated by ID members in general and they said it after the NYC. So that might be the reason why Iofi got in touch with Shiori, not because homocollab schizo thought.

>>104386859
Shiori collecting a haram of ID wives. She will get a green card for all of them and bring them to the US

>>104382579
>bri'ish using a Browning tilting action semi-auto
>not a Webley revolver
This post is bad and you should feel bad.

>>104364651
You know too much. They are coming for you...

>>104386993
i think you should just shut the fuck up

>>104387146
>striker fired gun is totally a hammer fired gun
OK there, retard.

Besides, I'm having fun here. Herb is so bri-ish she shits the queen. How could she possibly not use a weapon designed and built by Limey hands? It would be like her choosing a fruit cup over a can of beans dumped on top of bread. It's just not natural.

>>104367657
It's sally...

>>104387654
>she should have used a revolver
>b-but striker fired gun isn't a hammer fired gun

>>104337519
All me

Idol was an Israeli money laundering op

>>104365154
None of the ex-ENs have done male collabs, not even the one who homocollabed while in Hololive and not even the one who openly got engaged.

Also, FUWAMOCO clearly like said model.

>>104388112
The argument was she should have used a bri-ish gun. Goal posts weren't moved. I was just pointing out an ADDITIONAL reason you're wrong.

>>104342780
lol fuck that cunt literally the amalgamation of everything wrong with stars/male vtubers.

>>104388188
No you said a revolver, not a british gun. Next time specify an british handgun, not a revolver and then get fact-checked to the point you have to change your argument.

>>104388292
>Webley revolver
>WEBLEY
>decidedly bri-ish gun
I suppose it is my fault for thinking you might not have been a complete retard.

>>104344107
clippa doko

>>104388320
>he said webley revolver
>that wasn't the most used firearm in UK
>b-but i said british gun see??
You're wrong on every aspect.

>>104344711
oh my nigger he's not saying happy birthday to his 'coworkers' out of kindness.
And yes no girl is getting emotinal damage from his birthday greetings but it just comes as slimy.
>'ohhh im being attacked even though im just a silly guy saying happy birthday to me coworker woe me :((('

>>104334595 (OP)
>give me your best and most plausible rrats
The model redesign fights with Ina, Sana, and Kronii were the biggest fights in the history of Hololive. They indirectly caused most of the EN graduations (Sana, Magni, Vesper, Ame, and Gura). Cover should have found a way to settle these fights in 2022 instead of dragging this out for years.

>>104340085
Those 284 men? All me

>>104388457
>he's not saying happy birthday to his 'coworkers' out of kindness.

>>104388433
I'm wrong about Herb being a turbo brit? Now there's some news. But please, tell me more about the motivations behind my own posts.

>>104388515
he's a flip and just says happy birthday to get
some eyes on him and that's gay
it is really that hard to grasp why some may not like that jurard?

>>104388515
I mean that is obvious, he is doing it to get a reaction from people.

>>104388710
>changing the whole point he started
So now we're not talking about guns anymore, i get it anon.

>>104388939
If you think about it I never was in the first place. It was about Herb's choice of gun being insufficiently bri'ish.

>>104388459
Kys outfitschizo

>>104388792
>>104388897
You guys should unironically seek help, there's nothing wrong to say "happy birthday" to your collegues.
You cannot just imply motivations out of nowhere and then saying like it's real.

>>104389631
And you should unironically seek some bitches

>>104389631
He has stated his motives.
He's not clueless he knows what he's doing.
He wanted to tap into the hate market and he got it you cant bitch when he gets what he wanted.

>>104389765
>He has stated his motives.
You're just mistaken what he stated, with what he is doing. If he doesn't like unicorns, it doesn't mean EVERY single move he does is for this motive. Not everyone is single-minded like you.

>>104334652
She's married to Arkhand, the guy that made her music from her holo debut to her indie debut. There's my rrat.