Thread 105761972

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Cheerleader Doki! Edition~

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>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MV
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Previous thread: >>105679970

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>>105761972 (OP)
Cute legs and TAIL.

>>105761972 (OP)
Sexo

>>105761972 (OP)
sex with cheerleaderbird

>https://x.com/VtuberFanEvents/status/1980771079283970354
Reposting for those who haven't seen it

Schedule!

Doki soon!

https://files.catbox.moe/8z6ebg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kycthr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/czv3yy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1tdtrk.png
Not mine, but enjoy

>>105762278
I can't believe phoebe killed and ate snuffy

>>105762767(me)
All the links are dead now, what

>>105762767
Cant open...

>>105762767
>>105762936
"The image cannot be displayed because it contains errors"
This has never happened to me before

https://litter.catbox.moe/f1ra4cmps5517912.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/xh8oyvrfqpvshilx.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/yx3v8pvp2kjhryxy.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/806oar0iv3dwvq2a.png
Litter seems to work fine, weird

>>105763055
Sexo

>>105763055
Sexo!
Also kek at the gremlin Saba in the first one.

>>105762278
sex with maids
>>105763055
sexo

Doki just woke up btw

Doki EXTRA soon!

>>105763574
>>105763618
Doki...

it's over she fell asleep

How did she even fuck her sleep again

oh dear oh dear

>>105764037
It was never fixed in the first place for her to fuck up

>>105764064
Thank fuck it isn't tech issues

>>105764080
She was going to "get her shit together"

Now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpmPCgoFEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpmPCgoFEw
now!

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpmPCgoFEw

Yeah, this will absolutely go well. I don't think doki understood what she read here lol

>>105764433
It's over...

I feel like she was way more profesional before, I wonder if her fuel was purely spite and now that that's gone it's harder for her

She's Han Solo

Based shitposter lmao

Guys she might be stupid

>>105764816
>might be

>>105764816
>she might

>>105764776
Remember she wanted to do Crank Dat for Fantomethief, but Mint said no. This is what happens when you don't have an adult to stop her.

>>105764816
>might be

>>105764816
>"might be stupid"
And I wouldn't change that.

>>105764903
kek

>>105764727
https://youtu.be/4LeTZRKRE8Q?si=UQclwbEV7Tx2gawA

>>105764903
Kek

>>105764903
kek

This is why Doki's Based btw.

Doki cackling at others' misfortune deservedly

How many things happened at TwitchCon this year? I've heard of the Emiru thing and the gifts getting thrown away so far.

>IRL streamers.

The true cancer of streaming.

>>105765379
Told people who were there for meet and greets to fuck off

>>105765379
Those two are it more or less, and the gift thing doesn't even rate compared to colossal fuck up of the Emiru situation. That shit made mainstream news.

>over 30 minutes of just talk
that's our yapper

>>105765379
They also cut short Chibidoki's meet and greet, staff told her it was because of safety concerns but they told fans still waiting that she cut it short because she was feeling ill. She had no idea until someone mentioned it on twitter.
There was also some IRL kick fag harassing vtubers.

Does FaZe even compete? All I know is that pretty much all of them are just shitty meatstreamers.

>>105765521
Godamn that is some malicious incompetence on Twitch's part

>>105765490
Hell yeah, honestly I could just have Dokibird on all day just yapping about what ever. Love how she speaks and laughs.

>>105765521
I can only slow clap at this year twitch con lmao, so many incompetence that its actually baffling how many bad decisions they made

>killed tron
all tron movies were box office bombs

What do you mean killed? Every single Tron movies has bombed, it was never alive to begin with.

>>105765968
More to the point, it has always sucked.

That was a pretty good stream, right guys?

They'll try and revive tron again in 15 years with another good electronic soundtrack and it'll bomb again.

I hope she knows about the camera question.

>>105765968
>>105765979
I actually saw the film today and Jared Leto wasn't even that bad in it... Heck there's problems with the film, and it's clearly not as good as the prior films but it's not even terrible either.

I know Tron because we had the original on VHS as a kid.

>>105766048
Original Tron was a technical masterpiece that was boring as fuck, Legacy was likewise carried by its visuals and music (and that creepy de-aged Jeff Bridges means it can't claim awesome FX tech), and the best I heard of Ares is that it's mostly just ok at best even if you ignore that industry plant Leto.

I fucking hate Jared Leto

dokibot

>>105766172
Saw a ragebait post saying he was gonna lead in a new Pacific Rim, my anger almost got to me

fake vtuber / fake viewers / fake prerecorded stream / fake laughter

I feel as though this site has trained me pretty well to deal with bizarre text-based captchas at this point. I can even manage it when extremely drunk - the image ones on some sites though are fucking irritating because it's never clear whether you should include that tiny sliver of bike, or traffic light etc.

>>105766264
Don't forget the most damning thing.
FAKE SONIC FAN

>>105764879
DUMB BIRD LOVE

COCK and BALLS

>>105766170
Movies need to be better than just OK if they're gonna be $10-20 for the ticket alone and take up 90 unbroken minutes of my time. Mid just isn't acceptable for that format anymore.

>>105766390
Robodokitty SEXO

>>105766390
A RoboDokicat is fine too...

>>105766360
Definitely. That's Netflix-on-the-background-when-on-the-treadmill fodder, not I'm paying $20 to the fucking theaters tier.

>>105766508
ULTRA based

she doesn't know what parallel parking is...

she's gonna have to parallel park later on anyway lol

>>105766519
exactly

>>105766657
yeah, lol

>>105766657
Yeah...

I get you're just looking out for her so she doesn't doxx herself, but sometimes it's funnier if she finds out herself...

it's 2025, getting doxxed isn't even a bad thing anymore

Dokibot...

>>105766933
>>105766967
i wish /vt/ didn't call it doxxing because that isn't what it means or is (/vt/'s definition)

Her little scrunched up face when she's trying to concentrate is so cute.

I knew she was gonna have trouble with the driving.
Don't worry DokiWife, I'll drive you anywhere you want

Can you imagine if she drove rather than use public transport? Those times when she was running late for a stream because she's on the way back from town would be an extra hour longer delay just with her trying to park at her apartment building.

>>105767327
Practice makes perfect!

>>105767327
She would have missed some streams due to getting in accidents and having to get police reports.

Is it her Hong Kong brain that causes her to try parking wrong way around?

Fuck, I breezed past her with the parallel parking but I'm like a fuckin 4 year old with slide puzzles.

We're gonna be on this one for a bit

Do they just not teach manual driving in NA at all? Automatics have become pretty much the norm over here but you're still expected to learn using a manual and your test is driving a manual too.

>>105767424
My Runescape days made me pro at those.

>>105767502
Manual is not required anywhere in the states or Canada to get a license.

>>105767502
I got my license 20 years ago and no, they do not give a fuck if you know how to drive a manual at all. I learned on my own time, and have since then basically forgotten.

>>105767449
Wait she locked in

Stonks

gonna need a soundpost of doki saying "buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell!) kek

>>105767730
/biz/bird!

I kneel,,,

Oh no math

lmao

I fucking used chatgpt for this LMAO

Rumao

>math
oh nyo

>>105767424
I fucking detested the slide puzzle i refreshed until i got an easy one

>>105767730
>>105767768
>dump it

Don't try to bullshit me Doki, there is no way you aren't at least 30 yourself.

>kills 2 people
>what did I do wrong??

>what's the most human thing you've done recently?
well, /haha/ what's your answer?

>>105768414
Watched a funny laughing bird

Doki does not pass the Turing test confirmed.

>>105768414
Answered customer support messages at work, no way bots can do that.

>>105768414
I saved a spider from drowning yesterday.

>>105768414
I saw someone save a spider so I killed that spider.

>>105768414
Watched Vtubers all day (Laimu, Snuffy, Minto, and now Doki)

>>105768414
I masturbated to anime girls this morning.

>>105768642
kek

Doki would get hustled by the chess scam artists at my local park lol

Welp Doki's orders

>almost there
>starts going the opposite way
doki...

Holy mouthbreather!
I'd kiss that mouth

Doki is a real human bean

>I'm Human After All!!
Wait, was that a mother fucking Daft Punk reference!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NopfaZnejg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8HlDMnJoBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7v0Av6rok

she's a real human bean!

Dang who's gonna tell chibi she's adopted?

Never woulda gotten through the math part, i don't even know what the sigma and wave things are supposed to represent.

>>105769810
>>105769834

Dokimaid is so god damn CUTE

NA gets EVERYTHING AHH

>>105770038
Can we cut California off and let it drop into the ocean already?

>>105770009
Doki's the only one that looks embarrassed.
Cute!!!

Bye Doki....

bye, dorkbird...

Good night, Doki!
Love you!

Until next time Doki...

I miss Doki already...

>>105770038
Apparently they will sell merch on their website, shipping might cost a ton though

Bye Doki...

bye, dokihuman...

OK, time for bed. Good night guys.

>>105770238
Good night dragoon

>>105770238
GN goon o7

>>105770238
gn goon o7

>>105770238
goodnight

>>105770210
Doki tomorrow

>>105770238
Rest well Dragoon!

>>105774052
THE BEST!

>>105774052
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>105774052
Perfect female body

Frame up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7DHeFVORY

>>105776739
Nice!

https://x.com/dotr_art/status/1980880076100317450
Catbox for original size image (because this site still has shit image limits)
https://files.catbox.moe/2cx2mj.jpg

>>105777075
Minto...

>>105769876
And a real hero

>>105780171
Cuteo!
>>105779221
And sexo!

>>105777075
Sweaty bird tummy...

>>105780171
Cute

Is catbox down for you guys too, or is it just me?

>>105781910
Down for me as well.

>>105781910
Catbox is kill...

>>105781910
Damn ddos

>>105781910
Man...

>>105774052
SAUCE?

>>105786501
https://x.com/mont_pha/status/1941013085114061012

>>105786660
Thanks goon

Doki in 30ish minutes!

https://x.com/VT_Express/status/1981041730217500701
So happy for Burgergoons, yet again...

Doki EXTRA soon!

OBS crashed

obs HATE

Over here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7DHeFVORY

Now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7DHeFVORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7DHeFVORY
now!

LOOP

KEEP CLAPPING

food coma bird

Architectbros are eating fine today

>>105789410
>>105789420

>>105789410
>>105789420

I think mushrooms SUCK

>>105789410
I never experienced food coma, the most I had is feeling like dogshit after tanking a pizza meant for a family of 4

I used to think I hated pretty much all vegetables apart from lettuce and cucumber until I went to uni and started cooking for myself - now I love them.

>that's the only mushroom going in my body
based abstinent virgin Dokicel

quick bros, how fat is that belly based on the sound

>>105789638
this
boiling chopped whole onions with radishes and chunky chopped carrots on the hob until they're all soft tastes so nice. Vegetable casseroles/stews are honestly so peak, sometimes I have large whole meals that are nothing but vegetables these days.

Baldbird...

>>105789721
>boiling chopped whole onions
ewww

Doki please take time to relax and destress please

Bald bird...

>>105789638
Really just depends on prep, a lot of people just throw out vegetables practically bare and it gives them a bad rep. I hate that I'm kind of allergic to mushrooms, they're delicious

>>105789773
Nope, you'll have shooter slop grinding

it's pubic hair, isn't it?

>>105789721
Same, I've gone through periods of just eating meals that'd be fine for vegetarians, not for moral or economic reasons or anything but just because the meals can be great.

>>105789773
Some people just can't shake off stress and anxiety, no matter what they do or how many breaks they take, and in the end they just live with it. Ask me how I know.

>>105789773
marvel rivals delirium hours next day btw! With no friends to play! 17 hours a day streams! Lets fucking goo TOTAL DOKI MINDBREAK

>>105789746
it seems counter-intuitive because it's so normal to slice an onion up into pieces but I promise you if you just chop a whole onion in half and just left it boil it's so good, chowing down on a nice soft half onion is great and the skin becomes all melted and juicy.

>>105789819
Does Doki have a bush or does she shave?

>>105789880
She has a jungle, anon

>>105789880
Yes

>>105789880
she most definitely has a bush

>>105789880
Shaved

>>105789871
I'd rather bake it in the oven so it's soft and caramelized a bit, I don't really enjoy boiled onions

>>105789880
Trimmed

>>105789880
I think even her asshole is hairy, no way that mess of a girl shaves, probably has hairy armpits too and considering she's asian she has a gigabush down there

>>105789912
>I'd rather bake it in the oven
This is the way, even better with a nice gratin

>>105789846
Can confirm.

>>105789880
MESSY BUSH

>>105789880
Hopefully a ye olde 70s bush.

All deserved I think.

ROBODOKITTY DESERVES LOVE!

I feel as though this is going to be a very scuffed stream, kek

POP

>Saloon's BGM
Nostalgia

ENTER MINTO

>>105761972 (OP)
why... WHY do I want to have sex with this crazy bird vtuber until my dick turns to dust???? Why the way she speaks get my dick so hard?? fuck

>Mint too strong
RIOT, fix your game

mint's too tough for doki

>>105791149
bratty smug dum bird makes you want to correct her via a good dicking

GOTTEM

The engrish is kinda funny.

DAD looks like a Jawa in this game.

DOOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Doki Epstein Island!

RRAT!

>groundpound
vtuber fans who don't watch Dooby try not to reference 5 year old memes that have no relevance anymore challenge (impossible)

CHIBIDOKI!

Oh no it's the retarded..

Chibi and Doki

Just realized there's no Little Nightmares with Chibi this week...

chibidorky

>>105791654
Chibi...

>>105791654
>Chibi swearing
Yep, that's a videogame

Doki is strangely good at doing these boyish cartoon character voices

>Mint, you whore
whoa Doki wtf

It's time for DAD to get the Kaya treatment.

>>105791995
No...

>>105791995
D.A.D...

>>105791995
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>105792510
That's Ori

>she's getting gaslit into preemptively apologising because of typing error
kek

>>105791995
kek

>>105792562
Political Correctness gone mad I tell you...

>>105791616
I mean Chibi is sick plus she had to deal with drama because of what happened at Twitchcon so it's better if they Collab next week.

>>105792562
What was said? I couldn't pay attention because I parking. All I caught was "Don't cancel me"

>>105792865
They didn't proof read one line of dialogue so it said >>105792548 (think it was meant to say nearby) and she was laughing about it being some fucked up fake word, then chat convinced her into thinking it was actually a word used in some countries.

>>105791995
a million hours in paint

>Mint was easier than Literal GOD
Yeah I agree with Doki now, NERF that shit...

BRAT

>>105792934(me)
Correction:
>Mint was HARDER than Literal GOD
Going back and forth between both sites, and not being able delete a post with an incorrect typo really pissed me off

>>105792956
Cute brat!

>>105792900
Oh ok.

Every day a new fuckup from TwitchCon is revealed.

>>105793070
What did she say? I left to get a snack.

>>105793153
For some LANs the PCs they were provided had a browser hijacker.

>>105792921
Doki...

>>105793153
>>105793287
https://x.com/JakeSucky/status/1980750312374956162

Bird pee!

doki pee!

DOKI PEE

DOKI PEE

She understands now

doki's thinking face is so cute

Doki...

>>105793902
Doki's desk slaps after her thinking face utterly fails to produce helpful thoughts are so cute

ANGY

I'm going to be hearing this god damn tune in my sleeps

We need more PUZZLES

Doki...

kek doki

Doki...

Ah bump limit... Who's got next bake?

She's like a little kid having a tantrum kek

>>105795843
I can bake.

>>105796252
Nice!

bye, dorkbird...

Bye doker....
DOKI BUG IN OUTRO

Lmao that end screen update

Bye Doki...
Dokibug in the ending screen!

Until next time Doki...

bye, doki...

The new additions to the outro!

>>105796617
FREN!

>>105796422
>>105796431
>>105796434

>>105796617
>>105796681
cute!

>>105796617
>>105796681
Dokibug!

curse you laimu chatter for reminding liesmalicious about the time

>>105796873
You missing, anon?

>>105796891
i meant to post that in /big/ lol

>>105796873
Ebil chatto

>>105796252
Nice

Bread!
>>105798091
>>105798091
>>105798091
>>105798091

>>105798131
Thanks bread maker!

>>105798131
Thank you breadmaker

>>105798131
Thank you, baker

>>105798131
thanks baker

>>105798131
Thanks breadmaker.

o7