Thread 105774638

Mahjong Queen Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5u1x5ocigk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH3rB1skRRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3B8vqyHlRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOOEYNm4FXM

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi graduated

- Nina is still a slut

- recent Khubie (who is also a slut) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is...Suuankou, tanki! In Mahjong Soul, this is a double yakuman, but if you win it in real life, good luck trying to get anyone to pay you 32,000 all!

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>>>/vg//mjg/

Previous Thread: >>105675559

ah yes. tenma. she is the true mahjong queen. fuck pippa. fuck airin. fuck that fake ass bitch uhhh the star girl that is very fake. fuck panko. fuck phase honestly. except tenma i guess

Lyka is never coming back.

Neither am I

oh yeah. shiina. fuck her. i hate her so much>>105774697

Drunk jj is the quintennial seething femanon

>>105774697
Leave Panko out of this!!!

>>105774709
I believe in her always.

>>105774760
panko a massive Italian whore nigger

Majsoul Friends Room 57993(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57993
Let's do this, /jong/

okay yeah I'm sorry. i didn't mean it. gn. (nini stealin', self-reflectin', fuck my life'ing)

>>105774819
Get back here and join this koko bitch!!!

fuck you faggot nigger australian bitch! it way past my bedtime!

I am American you stupid bitch!

JJ should mastubate and go to sleep

>>105774876
gross

yeah??? then why the fuck are you in Australia huh??

>>105774817
2/4!!!

Love

Still have 2 open squares left in the collage, one jonger has already made is mark and another is working hard! Will you be the next jonger to take up the mantle?

Please it's been 7 months

>>105774817
3/4...

foreign college nigger. i think ill do it. but basically assume i wont. i thibk ill take c7

>>105774996
You did not nini, get it the room

>>105774996
I will assume you will!
One last unclaimed square! One fine set of legs for sale!

>>105774817
Full and started

>>105775029
she won't deliver, she still owes us a yaoi fanfic since before league

>>105775029
damn u u gay ass nigger faggot! okay. what do i have to do? please explain like im five years old, okay? also post your immigration form, foreigner!

oh shit. you're right. i forgot. i guess i better work on that too...

here you go.

Goodnight everyone.

>>105775073
1. Download the image without the orange dot over C7 over here >>105774961
2. In your preferred drawing app redraw C7, i.e. the square within the black boarders
3. When redrawing you are welcome to really use any idea you have like making it look like your favorite vtuber's arms or like Hitler's arm but just try to keep the general form of the original image
4. Once you're finished save just the finished square (if you're drawing using the whole image you've downloaded crop the square) into a file type you can post
5. Find one of my collage postings in /jong/ and reply with your file!
6. Know you've done a great service!

And for the second part: What if I was here this entire time?

>>105775062
she's submitting it for A&C

>>105775209
uhhhhh my head hurts... okay. I'll think about it once i sober up

also i don't believe you nigger! fill the form!

>>105775029
i have no ideas but i'll take the legs since nobody will, i'll find smth

sorry doragon i meant to riichi but my finger slipped

>>105775251
I hope to see your finished project!
>>105775269
And now's a wrap (hopefully)! Now there shall be 4 confirmed squares from /jong/! /mjg/ will be impressed and send you their love!

i said i was nini stealin' ur fault you can't fucking read doragon

>>105775204
nini anon

>>105775319
gn sexjonger

wow! look at this tough guy doragon! u can't shoot me! i shoot u!

>>105775361
You're real proud about downloading the emotes huh you smug brat?

That's one dead furry

oh yeah! i only dowloaded ichihime emotes tho. so what doragon??

>>105774817
wj

>>105774817
WJ
>>105775412
picrel

>>105774817
jongd

>>105774817
Well jonged!

>>105775412
I refuse to believe you're too retarded to find and download the emote pack

wait, love? what do you mean?

>The woman doesn't understand what love is
Many such cases

Stop asking questions and go to sleep!

fuck you u stingray dead ass wigger cunt! (no i feel sorry for that Australian guy actually) okay yeah im giga fucked. gn. i guess.

>>105775528
>i guess.
She'll be back

LA-LA-LA-LAVA
CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
MIKO'S LAVA CHICKEN, YEAH IT'S TASTY AS HELL
OOH, DORAGON, NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CRISPY AND JUICY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNACK
OOH, SUPER SPICY IT'S A LAVA ATTACK

relateable homeless anon, relateable

>>105777302
Take this

>>105778990
Did you win Yuzu

I wanna know what love una
I want You to show me
I wanna feel.whar love una
I know You can show me

Good morning.

>>105784178
good morning

Bitches.

you a ignorant nigga

My penis is large. Yours isn't. We are not the same.

They're going to skip Halloween for this shitty collab, aren't they?

>>105790340
theres no way jewfood lets halloween money slip

I've stayed up until 5 AM 2 nights in a row playing Necesse. Mahjong vtubers.

>>105790340
we're doing a thanksgiving collab this year. Pilgrim Joseph skin

>>105790809
injun sara would actually get me rock hard tbhdesu

What if that new frost knight Phaser is Lyka

Hey jong. I'm going to stream some jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>105792401
I wonder why drug dealers don't make quaalude replicas?

>>105789378
how would you know

ROAR

mahjong pink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXx1e2ISn5Q

>>105791221
I think that one is some Prism Project girl from straya

nini

>>105795021
ggergger

>>105795021
unnini. no nini for you.

>>105795073
Why do you hate the eepy doragon?

みるく
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGpeii1e16Q

>>105798394
She's reclining

>>105799228
TO is a jong cryptid. There is much evidence for this

>TO loves us
I knew it.

If TO loves us why do I always place last in tournaments

Your humiliation turns him on sexually.

>>105802241
you're his strongest /jong/er

I saw freed jyanshi novice lelouch in the event rooms and he emotes exactly like homeless anon, are they all the same person?

Koko?

noko

Whyko

Majsoul Friends Room 17257(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17257
4aka+local

>>105805855
2/4

evens koko
odds something else
0 meow

I'd join a room if it was very normal

>>105806146
no you wouldn't

3/4

>>105805971
Stop this madness

now I'm definitely not joining

>>105805855
started

I'm at work (showering before I drive to the library)

>>105805855
back to 3/4

>>105805855
still 3/4

>>105805855
started

>Airi ionging because of the Gintama collab
>not streaming it

>>105805855
wj!

>>105805855
ggs

>>105805855
Well jonged!

>>105807646
based tit dog, i also play mahjong and dont stream it. crazy

>>105805855
bueno jongado

no jonged

i think im developing appendicitis, how long should i wait before going to the hospital?

>>105808839
Have you tried the carrot salad?

go now before your medical bills spiral out of control

>>105808839
well if you have it it's not gonna fix itself on its own so you better go before you fuarkin die m8

ill probably just go to bed and see how it feels in the morning, im sleepy and already took melatonin

>>105808839
also, if you can get to the hospital without an amberlamps you can save quite an amount I hear; american guy I talked to on the internet lost his mind when I told him I only get billed $45 canadian here

oh nyo... anon is never coming back...

As le shiroko fox says, sleep comes first

I think anons should try Progest-E by Kenogen for any health issue

i'm not taking progesterone

Progesterone in men is fine

Goodnight everyone. Don't let anonymous talk you into taking strange drugs.

>>105810637
...

I took strange drugs once. It was uncomfortable and a weird experience.

I inject stuff every other day but I've never done a marijuana or other recreational drug

>>105805971
This is what I wake up to?

>>105775306
A reminder that the collage has been completely claimed! Please try to finish the square you have claimed by the end of the month. If you need more time please say so in the thread.

Here is another example of a completed collage for your reference!

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYRJsULMhrs

Senba:
>accomplished mahjong author and a celestial player
>1904 MR in Street Fighter 6
>sexy lolibaba with an endless harem of shotas to molest

Me:
>retarded jobless bum with a 14% deal-in rate stuck in Master 1
>quit sf6 over a year ago at diamond 5 because I got mad at a losing streak when I was about to hit master
>fat 31-year-old kissless hugless virgin loser

>>105814443
we can fix a lot of that but i think youre hopeless when it comes to the deal in rate

>>105814443
Maybe you should make lots of spaghetti.

Good morning.

Is the new meme mode any good?

are you still with us, sickanon?

He's dead. It's over.

K-k-kan!

>>105818145
Im still alive was told it is more likely a kidney stone

>>105814443
Sf6 sucks

Fighting games are for children and manchildren.

fighting games were fun as party games 20 years ago, they're shit when everyone actually knows how to play

>>105814443
you want an "endless harem of shotas to molest"?

huh? Pippa's online. Oh she jonging again.

>>105823631
The sponsored shill stream is today after all, needs to pretend she still plays it in her down time.

My favorite streamer is Kikirara Vivi from Hololive and my favorite yaku from Mahjong is Honroutou.

I don't watch streams. I also don't play mahjong.

Who

i am streams. i am mahjong.

>>105824221
You don't stream JJ

streams. mahjong.

jj is not pippa. there is no evidence.

I had sex with streams and mahjong

>>105824428
JJ likes doragon, thats the only evidence I need to prove she's not Pippa

I had streams of sex and mahjong

I am at work, it's one of my "days off"

ka-kakkoii

what can you even buy with 10,000,000 copper?

You'd understand if your VIP level was higher.

I buy orbs because I don't play ranked

Pippa jong soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm_sxCseU0U

>>105828993
>Pippa
grim

>>105828993
>Pippa
gym

shadowrealm pippa. show her no mercy.

>>105828993
>pippa
reclining general, next we'll split into /jongjp/ and /jongen/

>Open Pippa stream that started 30 mins ago
>Youtube video on stream
>Close stream
She managed to turn a sponsored stream into reactslop, I'd be impressed if it weren't so sad.

shan't roll for a male collab

>>105830147
>reacting to the sponsor's anime
grim, how unprofessional, i can't believe she would do such thing

>Steve'd
oh no no no

She got Steve'd.

>she's rotated
Shit just got serious.

35977

The friendlies have begun.

>>105832226
you aren't supposed to watch the stream, just listen to it

Pippa made me want to roll so i thought i'd just do a little 10 pull

can you convert jade into outfit vouchers?

no, pay up gweilo

>kills her head to go for sanshoku instead of hatsu
>calls the non sanshoku side
how is she still so fucking bad

Why does Pippa always feel compelled to open her hand?

>>105832790
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

>>105832790
why does she feel compelled to go back in shanten

>>105832474
Playing once every three months will do that

dumbass bitch. there's only one shanten killer round these parts.

>>105833165
if you don't stream you give up your rights to a name

Upside down
Majsoul Friends Room 44167(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44167

>>105833258
2/4

>>105833165
cute

Troonside up

join the koko

Busy

3/4

I'm at work

>>105833258
will crosspost soon i we don't fill

>>105833258
Started

>>105833608
>i we don't fill

Why is my moon cake gone

i haven't seen anyone use the cake emote beside me today, maybe i'm blessed by yostar and everyone else lost it

They are just making it up to you over having to deal with the emote bullying when you didn't have it last time

I dont emote anymore

>>105834001
anon... your whimsy ...

Pippa made me miss most of the Shiina ethnoguesser stream

>>105833258
wj. thanks for joining

>>105833258
Well jonged
where was that dang green dragon >:c

>>105833258
well jonged!

Make another koko i missed it

>>105836451
>no names
>no preview
>5 jiggers
i have suspicions about this room

>>105836451
>Phase work discord jig
shan't join

>5 summon scrolls
>didn't get anything
fuck this game

>>105836640
>>no preview
it was an mjg room, but no preview has been a staple since pcg

>>105837400
the jigs i've joined here had preview, i'm a casual

which mahjong vtuber is going to play 3.27 and revitalize HC trade since async trade is finally in

>>105837444
I was never really a fan of the no preview thing, especially since a lot of the regulars knew how to get the preview to show anyway.

Piece rotation should be enabled though.

burapderu!

I ran out of sugar and had to sweeten my tea with maple syrup, it's alright/10

>anon is becoming canadian
oh nyo... that's a terminal disease...

Tea is for women.

>>105837595
i dont turn piece rotation on because a 400 pc puzzle takes about 1.5-2.5 hours without it, which is long enough to me, give me an image and ill make one with rotation just for you though <3

ANONS ARE GAY. ANONS HAVE GAY SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER. THIS IS THE JONGER WAY.

>>105841563
trvke nvke

femanons bear chest would make a nice jig

you will NEVER get femanon's bear chest. you will get CUTE MALE bear chest instead.

It would be hard to tell the difference desu

I don't want to look at femanon's bear chest, I'll take femanon's bare chest if she's flat though

i was kinda hoping one of you kind anons would step up and provide CUTE MALE bear chest

>>105841563
Silence foid, it's nini time

maybe if you streamed someone would sexpest you with pictures of their hairy chest

>>105842543
>t. the same woman who left the thread for a month over a dick pic she chose to open

fuck you

Making liquid nitrogen from scratch (an absurd amount)

>>105842763
When and where

>some man in here should post a picture of their chest uwu
>oh, someone just posted a litterbox of their chest, I guess I'll click on it
>oh no, they lied and it's actually a dick pic, how unexpected. I'm very angry now
>*writes a post about how inappropriate it is while two fingers are exploring the moist inside of her pussy like she lost a quarter between couch cushions*
I see right through you, bitch. You ain't fooling nobody.

you niggas insane. nini. (real, no nini stealing, angery)

ggergger

>>105843670
nini

Goodnight everyone.

>>105843747
nini

okay, yeah. i fucking lied. jong! with anons! (pre-shower, fml, y'all niggas)

Majsoul Friends Room 41242(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41242

>east
shan't

join the room nigger. i want to take a fucking shower and go to sleep.

no

>nini stealing
>east

please. pretty please. we have a cute newfriend here. let's not disappoint him! 2/4!

umm... 3/4 actually. ahaha... JOIN THE FUCKING ROOM DAMMIT!

it's like you guys want me to play sanma. fuck you! 4p mahjong is the only real mahjong! join now!

And when it rains
You always find an escape
Just running away
From all of the ones who love you
From everything
You made yourself a bed
At the bottom of the blackest hole (blackest hole)
And you'll sleep 'til May and you'll say
That you don't want to see the sun anymore

tonpuu isn't real mahjong thoughbeit

started!ありがとー!

yeah. i guess we all niggas

>>105844237
I don't think that's how you spell it

i spell it however the fuck i want retard

are you fucking kidding me. post your immigration form nigger newfriend

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now, here he comes!

Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away, try to find that safe place you can hide
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like
All these things I hate revolve around me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap!

when are you going live with drunk karaoke

i want to. i want to sing like a drunk retard. but my room is not soundproof. okay. ill take a shower and nini for real. bye!

>>105843935
wj

>>105843935
thanks for the quickie

>>105843935
wj

>doesn’t get drunk enough to do anything without shame
Weakness disgusts me

jj cute

nigga you don't know drunk like i do (sadge, real, why do we do this)

i need to stop drinking. this is not living and i hate myself for it. mahjong vtubers.

I haven't had anything to drink this year

I wouldn't have crashed my car if I was drunk

honey, you're so hopeless. just accept you'd be nothing without your wife. it'll make your life easier.

how do we deal with the femanon scourge?

There is love
Burning to find you
Will you wait for me?
Will you be there?
Your silence haunts me
But still I hunger for you

Not two days ago, I was having a look in a book
And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knee
I said I can relate, 'cause lately, I've been thinking of combustication
As a welcome vacation from the burdens of the planet Earth
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3D
But thinking so much differently

>>105845605
I'm a homeless bum what makes you think that isn't already the case?

>>105845725
post sex fox to repel them

id bang sexfox too. there's no femanon problem here. also. you're divorced. that's your problem.

You can't bang without a penor you stupid bitch

ur a stupid bitch. where there's a will there's a way

sex fox

Please play mahjong with me before the crackheads at this bus stop stab me
Majsoul Friends Room 52591(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52591

>>105847015
Closed I don't think it's going to happen tonight bros

stab them first

i would have joined but i was making food

u gotta fuck them in the ass to establish dominance ex-husband.

>>105847207
>she didn't nini again

>>105847207
save it for the fic, woman

wish i was juicin rn

>>105851880
same dude

I finally figured it all out, the point of ASMR is to listen to them while using onaholes for the ultimate gooner experience. Bonus points if the girl sounds like Yuzuki Tsubame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRq19APDH0

Boo!

It's the ghost of stale bread aaaaa

>>105852769
bake

I can't bake for 10 hours...