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What is the number one most important rule for vtubers?
Anonymous No.106365582 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
always remember to have fun/enjoy yourself?
Anonymous No.106365642 [Report]
Singing Pippa the Ripper.
Anonymous No.106365689 [Report]
stream regularly or you will bleed viewers
Anonymous No.106365718 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Steer away from any kind of drama
Anonymous No.106365731 [Report]
no males
Anonymous No.106365747 [Report]
Don't shit the bed.
Anonymous No.106365862 [Report] >>106365893 >>106391827
>>106365541 (OP)
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
Anonymous No.106365893 [Report] >>106366023
>>106365862
you will never be more popular than pekora
Anonymous No.106365932 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
When streaming, remember that it's still a performance art and that you need to actively be interesting and give your audience something to be entertained with.
Dead air is the absolute bane of any viewer
Anonymous No.106366008 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Stay virtual
Anonymous No.106366023 [Report] >>106368095
>>106365893
40k
Anonymous No.106366052 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Keep your audience emotionally engaged, their insecurities and parasocial attachment is what drives your revenue
Anonymous No.106366054 [Report] >>106368132
Don’t get eliminated
Anonymous No.106366082 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Own a model and use it to stream (looking at you, Filian)
Anonymous No.106367983 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
stream
Anonymous No.106368070 [Report] >>106380997
>>106365541 (OP)
Quit if you get a boyfriend
Anonymous No.106368095 [Report]
>>106366023
FOR THE EMPEROR
Anonymous No.106368132 [Report]
>>106366054
<3
Anonymous No.106368470 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Be nice to your fans
Anonymous No.106368807 [Report] >>106369152
>>106365541 (OP)
DO NOT have a melty on twitter
Anonymous No.106369152 [Report]
>>106368807
machuli..
Anonymous No.106369431 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Mastubate on stream once a week.
Anonymous No.106370770 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
>What is the number one most important rule for vtubers?
Hide the boyfriend and dont talk about him so you won't be violently executed?
Anonymous No.106372495 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
be safe and never interact with male vtubers.
Anonymous No.106374254 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Must play XCOM
Anonymous No.106374293 [Report]
Suck the corpo cock, even as an indie (see shylily)
Anonymous No.106374754 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Quit before it's too late
Anonymous No.106375112 [Report] >>106381353 >>106384579 >>106385152 >>106385770
Maybe don't randomly bring up last night and how you were doing shit only males would do like watching The World Series game 7. You're a fucking rat, you stay in your hole and eat cheese. Deduction isn't hard.

But you do you, kuhWEEN. Rebel against being an idol. Some of your simps are paying you $100+ in tips/membership per month and likely would for years. But you just had to announce your irl boyfriend who has zero to do with anything.

Should would could doesn't fucking matter at this point. Eugene, Philip, Gilbert, Lawrence, and Jimbob all unsubbed from you. You know who also lost that capital? Your work associates. All the manechans, all the artists, all the opportunities due to your would-be popularity you pissed away.

"REEEEEE!!!"

No. Fuck you. You don't tell us other personal shit, but you just haaaaad to girlboss against the very mother fuckers giving you cash. Which is why I'm glad I've never given you bitches a penny. I'd rather take Eugene and Phil out to the movies. Poor bastards are all down in the dumps now because you had to shit on them. They aren't trying to have transactional relationships while you simultaneously window shop for an upgrade every girl's night out.
Anonymous No.106376459 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Eat borgar.
Anonymous No.106380976 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Never accept a Jade Falcon's batchall.
Anonymous No.106380997 [Report]
>>106368070
So if they break up they can come back?
Anonymous No.106381353 [Report] >>106383720
>>106375112
This is mental illness
Anonymous No.106381380 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
know your place
Anonymous No.106383720 [Report]
>>106381353
Either make an argument or shut your fucking face
Anonymous No.106384579 [Report]
>>106375112
>shit only males would do like watching The World Series game 7
Big games like that always bring out all the casuals, including women.
Anonymous No.106385152 [Report]
>>106375112
>you were doing shit only males would do
I read this as "doing A shit only males would do"
Anonymous No.106385186 [Report] >>106389287
>>106365541 (OP)
Keep real life out of it as much as possible.
Anonymous No.106385733 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
DO WHAT YOU CAN,NOT WHAT YOU WANT!
Anonymous No.106385747 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
No men.
Anonymous No.106385770 [Report] >>106386811
>>106375112
I find that often I would rather hang out with vtuber's fathers than vtubers themselves.
Anonymous No.106386469 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
learn to speak without saying "like" or "nanka" every sentence.
Anonymous No.106386536 [Report]
Be interesting
Ban all sappy "muh life is better cause you saved it i was le depressed" tts donors
Stream consistently
Dont use a shitty high pitch baby voice
Dont do gfe as it brings in faggots
Anonymous No.106386724 [Report] >>106386974
>>106365541 (OP)
the good ol'
Anonymous No.106386811 [Report]
>>106385770
Take away the cute virtual avatar and most vtubers would have very little left
Anonymous No.106386974 [Report]
>>106386724
crop your screenshots.
Anonymous No.106387064 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Roleplay the goddamn anime girl without going off script injecting shit from your own real life persona.
Anonymous No.106388222 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
be 30+
Anonymous No.106388303 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Stop chasing numbers.
Do what you enjoy, and it will attract the dedicated fans. Instead of trying to chase all the fans.
Anonymous No.106388347 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
No men, not even once
Anonymous No.106389287 [Report]
>>106385186
how come 99% of EN vtubers fail at this?

fucking retards then have the gall to rage at "parasocials" or stalkers

just don't be lazy and stick to your kayfabe
Anonymous No.106390091 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Be a "girlfailure?"
Anonymous No.106391827 [Report]
>>106365862
Why did Miko say that when they asked her to what she did to Haachama?
Anonymous No.106392199 [Report]
>>106365541 (OP)
Stay out of drama
Anonymous No.106392275 [Report]
marry and reproduce
Anonymous No.106392654 [Report]
Never relax?