Thread 5869351

Videos that cut at or just after the punchline
continuation of >>5853197

>>5869940
No animal abuse please

>>5870180
Everytime I see Alyssa Milano I think of the nude scenes she did in the 1995 version of Outer Limits.

>>5869351 (OP)
is this what the zoomers call skibidi brainrot

>>5870536
womens sports are so ridiculous

>>5871907
>sports
Anon, I...

>>5872375
I'm trying to give women athletes the benefit of the doubt here.

>>5871833
that is from 6 years before babidi and 4 years before brainroot

>>5870536
Gyat! Who is this girl?

>>5874443
kek

The Shoryuken (昇龍拳 Shōryūken?, "Rising Dragon Fist"), commonly referred to as the Dragon Punch, is a special attack in the Street Fighter series used by Ryu, Ken, and other fighters that use the same style such as Akuma.

It was introduced in the original Street Fighter as one of Ryu's three special attacks at the time, the other two being his Hadoken and Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, and is one of the most iconic moves in the franchise.

Shortening of Dragon Punch, DP, is often used to refer to all attacks in any fighting game which share the properties of Shoryuken, regardless if they are punches or not.

>>5869351 (OP)
please post the kid who thinks he a dinosaur and then... [spoiler]not gonna spoil the end for those who havent watched it yet[/spoiler]

>>5877271
coal

>>5877271
>Cut on punchline thread
>AI niggerfaggot.mp4
I'm hoping the punchline is the j*nny cleaning it up.

>>5874443
one of the best videos i've seen on this board lul

>>5874443
fuckin LOOOL

>>5877788
>Kentucky fried movie.wav

>>5874443
Does anybody have link to the full video or the comedians name?

>>5879340
jfc

>>5879527
>jew accuses others of being a perpetual victim
wew

>>5879536
i dont know if its that or if its he's not even funny at all. and he's not attempting to be funny. just being a shiteating faggot that someone should gunned down in that club. that would be funny.

I mean it would be the most funniest thing in 100 years or more.
>REEEEEE
see ya guys in 3 days or so like i give a fuck

>>5874443
Kek

>>5879527
What a sad kike. You'd think 109 countries would be enough.

>>5880060
idgi

>>5879336
kys

>>5880059
kys

>>5879336
>ball gazer

>>5869940
if someone did that and i saw it i'd give that person a concussion without even thinking about it

>>5874443
this got me good

>>5879340
For some reason I want to climb that truck

>>5880059
>>5879321
>>5879323
these are nice :)

>>5879527
Hitler, come back

>>5883960
Fuck, I wasn't expecting that.

>>5881252
kek

>>5872073
based lol

>>5883978
No one does

>>5881081
That's some tough words. You can follow through by punching every person you see who lets their cat outside.

>>5884871
there's a moral distinction to be made between intentional and unintentional wrongs

>>5884978
No retard. People with outdoor cats should be beaten severely

>>5884987
not really, they should just be made aware of the consequences it has on the local wildlife and be fined accordingly. meanwhile people who directly torture animals should be subjected to equal amounts of physical pain as they perpetrate on the animals.

>>5884978
So morally speaking, I should use non-lethal mouse traps and release them all in your house to chew up your walls and leave droppings in your cupboards?

>>5885032
i mean he went out of his way to throw cheese on the trapped mouse thinking it's funny and made a video of it, also he's clearly black from the way he said beiitch

>>5884995
Thats like saying people who run dog fights dont deserve physical harm because its a dog hurting the other dog not the person.
Outdoor cat owners deserve corpral punishment end of story

>>5885032
No. Humanely killing them is fine, rodent droppings can spread fatal disease to humans so killing them is justified just dont be unnecessarily cruel.

>>5885049
Throwing a slice of cheese on a mouse isn't exactly torture. It's already going to die of thirst if it isn't crushed to death or poisoned.

>>5885056
As I said already, throwing a piece of cheese at a mouse isn't "cruelty" when you're already killed it via a mouse trap. You're delusional if you think anyone is going to run to the vet to pay to have rodents and other pests "put down humanely".
A rock in the backyard is the closest thing that mouse had to a "humane" death as soon as it was caught on that trap.

>>5885062
Its alive in the glue trap retard. Im saying glue traps arent ok but conventional snap traps or other ones that kill them quickly are fine.

>>5885053
no the difference isn't about direct vs indirect but rather the level of understanding involved... if someone just owns a cat and lets it go outside, that person doesn't know what the cat's doing. most people probably think their cats just walk around harmlessly. but in any case you can't make blanket assertions because every case is different and involves a different level of intentionality... trapping an animal and then intentionally going out of ur way to frighten it even more as it sits there with its legs mangled and stuck to a membrane is different from someone just letting their cat out

>>5885058
>>5885062
i guess if someone has cancer then it becomes okay to piss on them and slap them around because the cancer already killed them! like are you fucking retarded dude?

it's not about whether the animal is at some point of no return it's about subjecting it to unnecessary cruelty and excessive fear and pain... fucking dipshit

>>5885072
>subjecting it to unnecessary cruelty and excessive fear and pain
You must be a vegan with that kind of mindset if you think throwing a piece of cheese at a mouse is excessively cruel. Personally, I think catching it in the trap is just a bit worse than that and that's perfectly legal because pest control is mandatory.

>>5885075
those traps are cruel but relative to having a rat infestation it at least justifies their use, that's not really my concern here, it's the sadism of not at least showing some mercy to an animal that's suffering and probably scared out of its mind. if you 'disagree' with that, you're just a retarded contrarian, you seem proud of your ability to not have empathy for animals, why? because it means you're not a vegan? or is it because you wish to divert the uncomfortable feeling you get from pushing down your empathy by going in the opposite direction and exaggerating it... dude throwing a piece of cheese at an animal that's about to die while it yelps in terror isn't cruel at all! you must be a vegan!

any more fucking dipshits want to comment on what should be a perfectly uncontroversial series of posts by me?

>>5885072
Yeah I get where you are coming from but ignorance isnt really a valid excuse, I was being hyperbolic about the punishement I just think outdoor cats should be illegal and buying one without some sort of documentation proving you are capable of looking after one should be illegal

shut up faggots and post some webbums

>>5883405
why does he look like that guy from The Bear

>>5872365
lmao i laughed too hard at this

>>5885761
Classic brave and the bold Plastic Man.

>>5885761
Probably one of the best jokes made in cartoons.

>>5887487
classic

>>5879527
based

>>5883405
I'm glowing bright obsidian

Ok, fine. I'll save the thread again.

>>5881081
nigga it's a pest, my roommate beat a rat with a shoe the other day

>>5872073
not even a jak poster but a hanging troonjak would go hard there

>>5879527
kek

>>5891581
Ask and you shall receive.

>>5880146
roar like a lion or dinosaur or something

up

>>5893109
dog

>>5884463
such a weird, wonderful movie

>>5879527
He bombed so hard, they renamed the club he perfomed at "palistinian child" afterwards

>>5884978
Latefaging here but you are a fucking retarded faggot. Where is your outrage for a video not much further down the list with the same thing being done to a newborn. I wish for you to face an infestation of mice and rats so you can be terrorized to the point of thinking a piece of cheese to the face of a trapped mouse is not nearly enough. I hope you hearing that at one point I was trapping rats and mice by the leg on a ledge and I'd leave them for days until they either died or chewed their own leg off. A few times I used them as target practice with a bb rifle taking many shots before they finally died. I fucking hate rats and mice. I hate their incessant need to chew everything, shit and piss on everything, die in my walls and attic before I have a chance to kill them, and everything about them.
You are a retarded faggot.

>>5893370
lmao

>>5870168
Lost! Kek

>>5874443
Hahahahaha!!!

>>5889682
lmao i never watched until the end

>>5872739
prefer italian brainrot
bombardino bananio

>>5893406
You are a faggot for torturing animals. Just kill them and be done with it

>>5896306
kek

>>5884463
Young Adam

>>5889682
>>5894918
No punchline to cut on but I figured you'd appreciate this.

>>5897093
those lyrics dont line up with the video

>>5874443
oh shit my fucking chest hurts

>>5893184
What's it called?

>>5897093
wait how did they teach the cat to dance ??

>>5880836
I was thinking about this webm three days ago. Amazing.

>>5869940
>incel sounding teenager catches mouse with sticky trap
oh god no

>>5898648
Freaked!
stars the other guy from bill and ted

>>5896304
Kek, actually a good jam.

>>5885068
Snap traps don't work nearly as well as glue. It's a shitty life but that's nature. Slowly digesting in a snake or being eaten alive by fire ants ain't no picnic either.

>>5900594
Yeah well then use a bucket trap or something.

>>5901161
news item from yesterday: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/6yo-drowning-in-pool-as-adult-watches/news-story/cb6b21f88c045970e54bf706409c4f6a
>art imitates life
captcha JPRAY

>>5901477
no fucking way man that's bad goddamn

>>5901477
Once again, the stereotype is real!

>>5870168
Her reaction looks genuine.
So if it s not staged, it is very cruel. His divorce is just around the corner.

>>5901477
Literal chimp noises

>>5901648
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, my good nigger.

>>5879336
faggot shit

>>5896310
fat little girl has a bright future

>>5902431
turkroach insult

>>5895689
my sides

>>5869940
this is awful. was stuff like this always accepted? i generally remember seeing more silly cat pics a long time ago and anything worse was on sites dedicated to awful shit. but now it just seems really common to see animals in distress and people laughing and going "it's just an animal who cares?!"

>>5905705
It's a rat, get over it

>>5905888
eat my asshole

>>5905705
If you have that reaction to the rat and not the infant your morals are worthless

>>5905705
Miscigenation and more internet access in third world countries.
Non whites have trouble empathizing with their fellow humans, asking them to consider that animals feel pain and fear too is too far fetched of a concept to grasp.

>>5906047
If you can't tell the difference between a terrified living being with broken legs caught on a glue trap and another being gently coddled you have nigger IQ

>>5906047
I wonder if we put a video of someone being subject to sleep deprivation torture by having an air horn blast when they doze off, and another of some friends pranking eachother with an air horn at a sleepover if you'd be able to tell the difference

>>5906084
The fact it's a baby means nothing? I'm not saying either's okay, I just think it's strange to have such a vitriolic reaction to a stray rodent and not the child.
You can't "prank" a baby by the way

>>5906090
Is the child stuck on a glue trap and being played with before getting killed you fucking brownoid?

>>5906047
what infant? you mean the videos where someone throws a slice of cheese on a baby? yeah that's not the nicest thing to do either. but the baby isn't caught in a glue trap, with someone being menacing and swearing at them, and about to kill them. this is just prolonging the suffering and death of something for social media content and it's fucking vile.

>>5883410
Would've been better without saying it was epstein island

>>5881081
>base empathetic response
Sub-human.

>>5881081
Ok nigger

>>5879336
The is transcendental levels of cringe

>>5900553
The frenchman is saying "hey that's fragile"?

>>5909974
I did have fun seeing that so technically no false advertising.

>>5905705
I've you've ever had a rat problem you wouldn't feel so emotional about it. Its same reason 3rd worlders like shit like monkey torture because they have to actually deal with monkeys being asshole pests.

>>5909920
yea then calls him an asshole

>>5901648
Deserved, look at the vanity rig by the front door

Is there a site that actually archives these threads ? Cause desu doesnt work at all for /wsg/.

>>5874468
>>5877787
>>5898340
>>5878046
>>5878200
>>5879598
>>5881091
>>5894875
>>5898340
Samefaggot tourist, literally the most predictable punchline in the history of "edgy" humor

>>5909974
>packet of m&m
yes I'm rehashing the joke

>>5910031
autism

>>5909974
>>5909994
>>5910079
Ackshually, the two Ms are the initials of the creators, so you're buying a bag of their (M&M's) candy. That was a bag of one piece of M&M's candy.
t. autist

MOAAAR

>>5912568
They don't hurt that much. I had to hold myself back from putting my tongue against one tho.

>>5893406
the other guy is cringe but you're actually below the level of niggers.

>>5897093
>>5889682
Absolute gold
/mu/ could never

>>5905656
lost

>>5901161
>kids in YOUR pool
so they are trespassing?

>>5869940
based, more animal abuse.

>>5912947
They're acting. It's a dumb skit to show off the endless favoritism for blacks.

>>5912568
kek

>>5879527
did this guy have a bong hit transplant???

>>5874443
good stuff, heartily chuckled

>>5912571
you should film it and post it

>>5879336
I remember hearing this song fucking everywhere during 2019

>>5881081
Rats are plague carrying vermind who deserve no sympathy

>>5885084
There is literally another webm in this thread of someone throwing a piece of cheese at a baby, yet I bet you don't care. It only becomes inexplicably horrible and deserving of death when it is done to an animal, which in all likelihood doesn't even give a shit in the slightest.

>>5874443
greeks were right comedy is for illiterate romans
>>5881081
>>5884978
>>5884987
>>5884995
okay reddit

>>5921546
this may still be my favorite meme of all time

>>5900212
fuckin hell goth chics are so hot. i love that style so much.

>>5921551
Thats a fake tiktok "goth" you pleb

>>5921551
i convinced my young, incredibly religious nephew that goths were summer uniforms for nuns

>>5921551
You're a faggot and you should kill yourself.

>>5901648
Look at the lighting rig next to the front door, this looks like one of those toxic prank couples who do it for views.

>>5905705
you need an iq above 100 and a full frontal lobe to feel empathy for other creatures. the more nonwhite subhumans you allow in your society, the more normalized violent and cruel behavior becomes. you voted for this. you tolerated this. now we are all going to die from it.

>>5922282
Incredibly fucking based

>>5900212
>knee-jerk reaction at the sight of a phallus is to make an O-mouth

>>5891580
same

>>5880113
This is REALLY stupid. I love it.