videos of dogs

warning: a bit loud

these all make me want a dog but i don't want to pick up its poo, so no dog for me

>>5874613
Dogs are foul. And then the last years of their lives, they just get sicker and sicker and there's nothing you can do but sit there and wish you could help as they slowly die.

>>5874097
yeah, dogs can be like that

>>5874671
>And then the last years of their lives, they just get sicker and sicker and there's nothing you can do but sit there and wish you could help as they slowly die.

Most things are like that, sadly including us.

>>5874497
how did he do that?

>>5874099
Turbofolk / song name?

>>5874898

dont have any dog pics but i love dogs

>>5875304
Why won't they let her pet the dog?

>>5874701
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>>5876077
because it's a bear

>>5874897
I fell for this like the dogs

>>5874071
Great. Robophobia is a thing in dogs now too. Fucking sick.

doggos

>>5874081
damn, i wish i had a vampire dog.
must be hell having to walk him at 4 in the morning tho

>>5874084
The ptsd from running into the door so many times has fucked these poor dogs up

>>5876481
Ridiculous! Then why is she asking to pet the dog? Come on, anon, use your head!

>>5876860
husky and aussie shepherd? what a goof

>>5874071
>man made horrors beyond my comprehension

>>5876481
Absurd.

>>5876858
this is exactly how i be strokin my shit

>>5873892 (OP)

>>5876860
kek

>>5877340

>>5874548
song?

>>5878088
>playingwithfire.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjklfGi6aC0&ab_channel=FoundFootageFest

>>5878175
The dog wouldn't bite the hand that pleasures it

>>5878197
Lmao

>>5873892 (OP)
gotta do this more with dog cheeks

Sincerely, Kots

Dogs are so fucking mid, they're so eager to please and obey, that I really can't respect them. Cats at least have some personality and attitude.

>>5878095
slut

>>5874548
the worst fucking song ever

>>5874898
What Pantera song is this?

>>5874704
Nyoom

>>5878690
5 Minutes Alone

>>5878630
Fun fact, cats' brains were shown to produce barely any oxytocin, meaning they literally don't love their owners at all and just consider you a retarded slave who keeps feeding them for some reason. Dogs were the opposite, they produce tons of oxytocin.

>>5876591
>pov
>you are a wolf and that's the last thing you hear before getting your neck fucked by monster made mockingly to look like you

>>5878956
Yeah, you didn't own a cat. cats can love, bring you gifts and food and support you, get sad if the person that formed the biggest emotional bond with them move out even if others keep feeding them and taking care of them.

>>5878095
fake and gay it would never be legal to let your dog on the train seat

>>5878093
that early AI voice era is gonna be fondly remembered for the 6 or 8 months it lasted

>>5878469
toxoplasmosis brain at its finest, cats are for deranged unfeeling lunatics

>>5878956
why bother, its not like the toxo brains are going to listen.

>>5879362
I don't think your using that word right as you think you are, but I get if your trying to push a hip new word, your cool anon

>>5878197
literally me

>>5874084
Funny and sad

>>5879072
It sounds like Sal Masekela.

>>5875996
what is this type of feeder called?

>>5879072
Same as the Daniel UK tts back in the day, its just iconic.

>>5880966
if those were pitbulls guy would have been tore apart

>>5881386
just what I was thinking, if it were pitbulls this would've been posted on the shitbull threads on /gif/

>>5880174
how much did the chinese hit this poor dog to make him do this?

>>5874069
*awahhhhhhHhh*
Kek

>>5881908
Gonna steal this and post it in the "literally me" threads

>>5874548
attention hungry human filth, you know he only got a wolf because he wanted to tell everyone that he owns a wolf. s o y bearded faggot

>>5875303
Nerve gas

>>5881299
Reno

>>5878972
NGL they really do look like the kind of wolves who'd run a bank.

>>5878956
Fun fact: Dogs would evolve to create civilization but cats would evolve to shit on each other and be terrible neighbors. True story.

>>5881711
Given that's a belgian malinois, this is more than likely a western police dog and the exercise is part of its emergency response training.

>>5881693
>>5877338
jesus these dogs are smart

great thread, made my morning

>>5882428
bro mad cause he doesn't own a wolf lmao.

>>5878175
>"what was the pitbull going to do, bite my face off?"
>woman who had her faced bitten off

>>5882390
Literally you with your fedora tilted to the front left, and your bushido blade over your shoulder, then you drop your blade to your side to gesture that you are prepared to use lethal force in defense of a lady being stalked by a transvestite that happens to be a 4chan moderator and discord server booster.

>>5874095
B A S E D

>>5880966
that's clearly a woman

>>5881908
I love the Shepard even calling out like "Heads up retards the boss is here"

>>5878949
SHARE THE ICE CREAM YOU ROASTIE BITCH

>>5882752
many such cases

>>5874898
RIP AND TEAR
UNTIL IT IS DONE

>>5883999
Is that really the same woman? She looks different

>>5884165
Looking it up, I assume so.
Her lip was flat out gone but had a load of surgeries to fix it.

Shitbull should have been fucking prevented from breeding many years ago.

>>5875366
Я пьян by Бpoдягa
hip-hop/rap apparently

>>5883999
The Dog of Peace strikes again
&
Trips of Truth

>>5883999
Whats really amazing about pitbulls is how random they are when they go berserk, Ive had dogs my entire life, german and belgian shepherds, teckels, rottweiler and mutts and in all those breeds you could tell signs of aggression when they became pissed at something or someone, but the pitbull never shows any sort of warning, it goes from calm to eating your face in a second without warning of any kind.

>>5884161
You're kinda sad. I hope whatever made you like this gets better for you.

>>5882882
aww he's smiling :)

>>5874071
I would kill to have that little machine. Wire it up with some pellet/bb and remote camera to POV rain hell on stray critters.

>>5883999
Is there anything better than a shitbull owner getting rekt by them?

>>5884165
kek

>>5874097
>took calculated risk
>am dog; can't math

>>5881908
JFC how much of a badass mf must that little mutt be that even the huge black fucker literally bows down before him?!

>>5881908
even the caine corso is like "oh fuck"

>>5876077
Because she's retarded. You can tell by the accent.

>>5884727
Yeah, witnessing a coal burner pay the toll in full.

>>5882835
>>5883999
>>5878088

>>5885474
>the mouth is the greatest weapon dog has in arsenal
>the taste of the broccoli is too foul

>>5881690
nessun dogma

>>5886528

>>5874081
>>5874084

>>5874548
ai slop

>>5887081
no

>>5874497
That retard ain't laughin' now.
>"Don't eat that; that's poison!"
>*let's dog chew other poisonous stuff*
She basically asked for it.

>>5881299
social media

>>5874701
>>5876258
based SCHLOP poster

>>5885889
Impressive.

FEEEENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>5878991
In the White Ethnostate all trains will have a good boy on them.

>>5882885
I guess uncanny valley is not limited to human perception.

>>5885474
Have you ever rotated an object from a weird edge in gmod?
This dog has those physics

>>5885889
no way this is real

>>5882428
>so mad

>>5876077
They are cat people

>>5890220
love this little dog so much

>>5883103
>shovel dog.webm
do NOT

>>5886343
This is AI, right? It's too uncanny the way his arms get extra long, and how he sort of slips into view on the last round.

>>5890015
with AI, the dog could actually be the conductor and be trained to recognise and respond to certain specific situations.

>>5876807
you mean post traumatic down syndrome

>>5884193
>>5875366
it's the song from that brazilian "dance" where they're basically rubbing genitals during festivals

>>5881299
fat

>>5873892 (OP)
Best thread in the whole board.

>>5874671
>No! You must find joy in things because they eventually run out!
Are you 15?

>>5884165
+1

>>5885365
>42 secs in the dog knows there's 2 left because of the whistle
then there's other specific whistles. Wish I understood very specifically what's going on at each given moment.

>>5885889
This is absolutely fucking incredible.

>>5887442
unbelievable unit.


>>5889039
>shows complete empathy and understanding of what's going on

goddamn I love dogs so much.

>>5894781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tcZAduiVk
from what i've gather, it doesn't seem complicated. you just make them learn to associate certain sounds with commands.
you don't need a huge list.
obviously the hard work is in the training.
love me some smart dogs

>>5894810
>>5894810
>you just make them learn to associate certain sounds with commands.
>you don't need a huge list.
well obviously but in the webm the dog is clearly super well trained and yet I can't see why the guy says so many sounds differently, most of them the dog doesn't even react to.

>>5895191
>yet I can't see why the guy says so many sounds differently
>come by, same as my vid
>low-high whistle -> some sheep separated from the flock
>that'll do -> job done, come back
in my vid they also show the whistle a little bit, but i guess this guy is just whistling manually

in your webm he's just mixing normal verbal commands with the whistle versions of em

>>5896828
imagine if the camera panned and the dog was stuck on another flowerpot

>>5895424
>whistling manually
you mean speaking?

Yea but I still mantain what I said, there are a lot of (generally speaking) shounds, that the guy does, that the dog pays no attention to, apparently, and still goes on in a straight line, mostly right at the start; he talks to the dog so much and she just keeps sprinting.

>>5896828
what a fat, good boi.

>>5897242
imagine if the camera panned into real life and you got fucking raped by your screen motherfucker. die a dogs death. sorry about that, I actually love dogs. Go fuck yourself.

>>5881299
Skinner box

>>5887442
great filename from a bygone era

>>5878972
Borzoi and other sighthounds can't square up against a wolf. The strategy for using breeds like that is to use a pack of them to separate the prey and chase it out of the woods so a horse mounted hunter can deliver a killing blow.
The key traits people were looking for when breeding them was speed, stamina and keen eyesight. No one ever expected these torpedo looking motherfuckers to 1v1 a wolf.

>>5896826

This guy only payed attention to the TV if there was an animal for him to bark at.

>>5881908
>german shepard at 0:12
>"YO, IT'S OMAR!"

>>5878469
Your a brown skin but i gotta say that dog handled that like a champ. No super obvious injuries

>>5881908
how the fuck is that little guy the alpha

>>5898249
Prolly older than the other dogs so they grww up scared of him

>>5878956
Cats are much cleaner animals. Delicate and elegant.
And they have way more mitoric skills.

>>5898305
Shouldnt you be burning in an Israeli drone strike?

>>5896826

>>5898127
I had this one as my ringtone for about a year.

>>5896828
That white dog reminded me of Tony Soprano for some reason

>>5896828
Jar Knight from Elden.

>>5885474
Lol my dog does this with lemon and licorice

>>5874074
Music by John Williams.

>>5898127

>>5898249
Cause he's WHITE Muther Fuker!

>>5882349
Ehhh Fongu desota!

>>5874671
>And then the last years of their lives, they just get sicker and sicker and there's nothing you can do but sit there and wish you could help as they slowly die.
Isn't that quite literally everything alive? Isn't death what life valuable? The fact you GOT those special moments in your life is meaningful compared to having forever to do something.

You must be retarded.

>>5881908
Do you feel in charge?

>>5898971
is this woman a midget? the furniture's kinda small

>>5899863
her names Marianne and she's a legal loli
(4'3" and 88lbs)

>>5882494
Nigger it's from People's Daily, a CCP owned news outlet

>>5881690
Retrievers and collies have an aryan sovl

>>5900216
racemixing WHORE

>>5900216
Ma'am, your children are retarded

>>5900216
God i wish that was me.

>>5900724
:)

>>5900724
fucking loled

>>5900728
>father's day

>>5900252
The dog in question is a Moldovan border patrol K-9 named Lachi.
Quit being retarded.

>>5876591
Fuck me, I didn't see that one coming.

>>5898971
shitty mat for a big dog.

>>5891671
Badass bitch.

>>5881690
What opera is that?

>>5903994
Nessun dorma

>>5903226
song name?
shazam is giving me random ethnic songs from channels with 200 views

>>5904159
Thanks anon

>>5874699
that's amazing. Underrated. Thank you.

>>5874608
Nothing like a mothers love...

>>5904160
Passion Pit - Take a Walk

>>5904428
cheers

>>5904160
passion pit - take a walk

>>5886345
>>5898249
he inherited his seat

>>5874080
All that for a fucking green bean.

>>5874486
Fat dog. Owners deserve a beating.

>>5874701
ffs let the man have a drink.

>>5881908
Animal hoarder.
Way too many dogs in one place.

>>5884984
I love the video game edit of this.

>>5906552
Collies get a bit funny if you don't give them a challenge.

>>5906614
dogs are great, generally reflective of their owners and something has to go terribly wrong for ones as sweet as these to turn on you, but I still wouldn't put a newborn baby anywhere fucking near them

>>5906552
And he just does it for gratitude!

>>5906690
dogs are cool but a lot of them are just giant idiots too who would smack your baby right on the soft spot thinking it's some kind of toy

>>5905987
holy shit this is fucking awesome.

>>5873892 (OP)
we have a festival in my city where there's a lot of fireworks going off right now; I walk my dogs a lot because they just freak out standing still inside the house; when I got home I got them to calm down by barking at them, it worked like fucking wonders. I don't really understand but jesus what a quiet time it is inside the house after barking at my own dogs lol.

>>5898935
that's genius

>>5904428
>>5904430
You take a walk assholes. Seriously, fuck you. Oh that reminds me, need to walk my dog now

>>5906690
>I still wouldn't put a newborn baby anywhere fucking near them
goldens know what babies are
they're incredibly gentle

>>5906928
not goldens

>>5907258
>>5907259
Golden paws typed this

>>5891749
of course not, there's tons of cuts in the video where things change position, tons of scenes spliced together to make it look like he did everything in one go.

>>5906515
american dog xD

>>5907788
fair ty

>>5885889
>>5907788
>>5907873
>shows literally everything the dog dogs in detail
>it's not overly long so it must be fake
jesus fucking christ

>>5900767
My favorite German Shepherd video along with that head scratcher/massager one where he goes "mmhmm"

>>5881908
>when he places his paw on his neck
Damn