>>5876375 (OP)
Here's a better version

>>5876534
fuk...

>>5876604
Who is that guy

>>5876691
He is literally me

>>5876691
Matt Vaughn aka Dellor

>>5876691
Some whingy fag

>>5876688
When i first learned that people suffer from this, i laughed because my brain tries to do the same, but I just ignore it and get a good night's rest. Gotta be ready to put in work the next day, you know.

>>5876899
That's not ignoring it by definition cause you're thinking about something else and thinking about not thinking about the other thing and thus keeping yourself awake. Unless you're so exhausted your brain can't troll you because you can't focus on anything anyway

>>5876480
fucking kek

>>5876480
What is actually going on there? Is there a story?

https://streamable.com/nhyqm1

>>5876811
Faggoted

autobiography

anyone have the one with dicaprio dubbed over by some russian guy watching TV in once upon a time in the west?

>>5876534

>>5877382
slav mating ritual

>>5877144
Nope, I just shut off. Quite literally turn it off and asleep within moments. It's fucking great

>>5876899
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Insomnia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Turn Off The Light Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>5877644
lmao

>>5877477
Literally me except I never even graduated high school

>>5876688
Your brain is supposed to process stuff throughout the day during idle time. If you're constantly on your phone and never have any idle time, this is what happens.

>>5876480
you get the shit beat out of you in elevators?

>>5877382
>>5877747
how do you two not get it? they love each other and were made for each other

>>5877477
jesus just anhero loser.

>>5877750
so it's not you then.

>>5877756
it was basically me for a few months and i wish it could be me again
also you are aware that half the webms posted are ryan gosling right?

>>5877760
>you are aware that half the webms posted are ryan gosling right?
I could care less.

>>5876375 (OP)
That reminds me of the Langoliers.
I almost thought I dreamed that movie's existence for the past 18 years or so.

>>5876601
kino

>>5877382
well it sure looks like there's a story

>>5877129
Never seen that edit. Very nice

>>5877718
If I do that my day will be ruined and I'll be getting anxiety attacks the whole time

>>5878331
lost

>>5878331
you win

>>5876811
Chemo

>>5876688
try alcohol

mandatory

You miserable cunts.

>>5876480
this chick has courage

>>5879050
what movie?

>>5878331
holy shit

>>5879322
The great silence

>>5878331
Jesus Christ this one is literally me. At my old job I used to play therapist to some of my coworkers and I'd always listen attentively and offer words of encouragement as necessary.

>>5876899
Is there a way to learn this power

>>5876686

>>5877718
this would happen to me before phones though

>>5876811
Tranamies are pure culture theives

>>5879242
not chaplin you faggot.

>>5878331
Me but I also constantly go from narcissism to extreme self hate

>>5877482
Peak cinema

>>5877665
this but replace women with big buff men

>>5876654
50 next year.. fuck boys

>>5876899
You're too young to have anything real to reflect on. Once regrets start mounting you'll have plenty to think about every single night

>>5880235
I'm about to turn 37
>>5879515
I wish I could help. All I know is that I treat my sleep as a higher priority than my own thoughts and simply ignore them when I want to sleep

>>5879842
ya fucked up the perfect loop

>>5879911
>I also constantly go from narcissism to extreme self hate
So just narcissism.

>>5879228
Kek, never seen this bit. Know which film of his it is from?

>>5879849
Hardly thread related but made me kek.

>>5877129
Source of the edit? Very neat.

>>5876686
What kino?

>>5880485
I don't want a perfect loop, so I've fucked up nothing, thanks.

>>5880229
You must be 18 years or older to post here

>>5877128
Gem

>>5880239
it's over

>>5880816
Hopefully it is. I'm about to hit 20 years in the same career and retire with a full pension. Time to start job #2 and get a second pension going.

>>5876480
>Average Russian first date

>>5880503
Seven chances from 1925, that's a fucking century old kino right there, just watched it today.

>>5878331
too real, wtf?

>>5879811
music sauce?

>>5881864
Assumptions by Sam Gallaitry

>>5881922
this shit slaps, thanks anon

>>5876480
you just know this isnt the first time they did this

>>5877477
>retarded boomer take on problems they created, filtered through millennial lack of self awareness.
You were literally taught no ambition, no self awareness, not given any chance to define the borders of your own identity except in the most trite manners like gender or race. Taught nothing but an ability to press a button and get dopamine. But suddenly it's your fault that's all you do?
Video doesn't teach people that.
And the retarded shit at the end is the culmination of a lack of proper direction, identity and emotional depth.
Stupid thing is, assholes keep acting like it's not something we learn, we just know this shit.
I can go through every single person's life and point out the exact shit that set them on this path and the neglect or trauma of just general shitty circumstance that did it. And I'd die of old age before i came across a single person who was a cunt just because they were inherently a cunt.
But nah, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps like everyone else did to get to where they are in life. They did it completely by themselves
>ignore the vehicle that got them there, the roads they travelled, the guidance and direction that pointed the way... All provided by others who actually worked together to improve the future that had been dismantled even if it wasn't provided to these people personally
>more so, ignore that has all been dismantled or just plane destroyed by the time it came for you to use those same roads to get to where they are, and how you actually have to do it alone unlike them
Good luck anon.

Inbo

>>5880511
Keked at the end

>>5877485
>"look at the fucking state of you"

>>5881990
Yeah usually ends with guy no longer trying to contain himself and beating girl to death.
Not fun

>>5880233
Get a lot of sleep, eat whole foods, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink alcohol. Somewhere around 2050 medicine will be amazing if we survive the Trump administration. Stay alive long enough to live indefinitely. "I want to be alive tomorrow" is functionally the same as wanting to live forever. Infinity isn't real like tables and cats. It's a concept humans devised to make their precious math language a little neater.

>>5877516
Good one

>>5880233
sir yes sir o7

>>5876688
try opiates

>>5877473
Do ESLs even have days off?

>>5878291
I've been off /fit/ for like 2 years, any updates on this armpit fucker?

>>5879849
watching pushing gaywards 13 years ago the first time I tripped fucked me up

>>5876534
lmao me but i dont care

>>5877128
did not expect to see this here

>>5880665
>>5881927
more like these please!

>>5877129
anyone know the song?

>>5876480
>0:38
>knifing him after tanking those punches, including in the back of the head, full eye contact while shit talking him and without missing a beat kicks out her foot to catch the door

i really fucking hate women but i like this chick and webum a lot

When something embarrassing happens to me, I try to turn it into something funny.

Oh finally, I thought this trend was dead
keep them comming boys, I'll post some from my collection

>>5882287
Kid we're not getting this with the left. You're not getting anything like this, you'll get shitty brown people who don't know how to do anything and society will crumble due to it's own agency.

>>5876534
its for the best
women that expect you to chase them are always awful people, bar none

>>5876601
Hello_Reddit.jpeg

>>5880233
You really shouldn't be doing that anon

>>5876811
>defiling SSer's music with seasonal shit tranime
Yeah, time to kys

>>5877129
>Come die with me, Little Prince

>>5878331
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

>>5882287
>Somewhere around 2050 medicine will be amazing
>Stay alive long enough to live indefinitely
How in the world could you come to this conclusion based on history and the status quo? Modern medicine is vying for first place in a race to the absolute rock bottom of turning each individual into an atomized profit center at the expense of every aspect of health and well being.

>>5884026
>satire is reddit
hownew.ru

oc

>>5884393
it's comfy
but why didn't you give it a proper filename?

>>5882287
>forever
lost

>>5879043
what's the story behind this?

>>5884488
Anyone, any tips how to save webms with orig filename, instead of random numbers?(browser is ff)

also checked

>>5884499
It's a very popular Ukrainian streamer who is most likely schizoid, he has no friends, family and etc. someone gifted him wallpaper engine where he clicked on a wallpaper with a moving cat, he really liked it and after a while he got a cat

>>5884951
sorry, I'm retarded, the last frame is his cat that died long ago in 2015, haven't kept up with the guy for ages

>>5883498
This website is not for Indian children please go back to scrolling youtube shorts

>>5882464
They dont help you sleep you just lay there half awake half dreaming. Benzos are better for blocking shit out, obviously I dont reccomend getting addicted to either but at least benzos will actually do what you are hoping for

>>5884734
Right click, save as and copy the file name, If you have 4chanX just hit the little download icon rather than just right click saving.

>>5876480
Legendary

>>5876811
gemmy

maybe like 12% of the webms here are applicable

>>5885431
here's one just for you

>>5885431
or maybe you'd like this one more

>>5885457
thanks
>>5885458
already posted

here's my first, I've never seen a literally me about the machinist so I did one
which one should I do next?

>>5885988
nice, I relate

Time to rewatch Machinist, so few movies that deal with trauma that isn't war shit

>>5883923

>>5878331
raw af

>>5885457
That'll teach em for being a fat ugly kike!

>>5886078
he would have been a very successful gay man.
should have just switched sides.

>>5885150
It sounds healthy

>>5886628
music?

>>5885988
>which one should I do next?
Naked (1993) - Mike Leigh

>>5886657
Vmacbeth - Destiny

>>5886694
thanks

>>5886280
ME

>>5886293
I identify

>>5880509
Dreams of getting rich

>>5876480
he was bleeding before he even entered the elevator
so probably she hit him before they entered

the whole clip is wild, she deserved the beatings, but so did he for being too weak.

>>5880665
NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
>NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
>NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
>NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP
>NIGGER MUSIC VIDYASLOP

>>5883726
Dove (Doll Ver) by Antihoney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXoSi4bkP6E

>>5883934
Reminds me of this other version lol

>>5887044
>Chinese "cinema"
No thank you.

>>5878331
Aw fuck, this one hurts so much.

many of you may not realize this now
but you will one day
that all this "sad man me" meme shit
is an obvious psyop.

IF you identify with any of the memes in this thread, go make some radical change in your life today. For the path you are on is a false one.

>>5882287
>survive the Trump administration
kek tds kneegro detected

>>5878331
I literally wish I could clone myself so I can give myself the advice and help that I try to give to others (when they ask for it, of course).

>>5890153
that's me right now holy fuck. I can't even talk about it it's so fucked up but it's tearing my soul apart

>>5882287
>Stay alive long enough to live indefinitely
No thanks

>>5884022
I knew one but i think she was just really dumb with the memory of a goldfish

>>5889302
>psyop
and you need to stay out of /pol/ for a while

>>5892167
is this /pol/ in the room with us right now?

>>5885988
Damn good movie this, good work anon

>>5876375 (OP)

>me addressing everyone itt

>>5878331
literally me

>>5885150
get this man some pussy, stat

>>5892399
there is no other part of 4chan that talks about psyops like /pol/ does.

>>5890982
Yeah brother. Ahhh

>>5876691
dellor
he's a loser making twice minimum wage playing games on stream and complainig like its the hardest thing in the world
he called someone a nigger on overwatch a few years ago which was funny

>>5886293
The fuck is he doing? Chasing lunch?

Test

>>5886295

>>5886293
kek

>>5885150
Sadly, WhatIfAlt Hist is correct.... nice goes nowhere.
Get this man a crew position in an armored vehicle and send him to the front...

>>5895901

>>5876899
same and I imagine as if I'm turning off a tv

>>5895754
all of these are me

>>5885926
holy kino, you got the other BEANCORE webms?

>>5888214
who cares? you sound like a pedophile

>>5897301
Lol that dude talks like a faggot. Almost sounds French, the biggest faggots of all.

>>5886292
man youre cool

>>5876480
Higher quality version?

>>5898891
you sound like a NIGGER

>>5876811
I AM JUST A FISH!

>>5877644
pretty much, I can't tell if I had a nap or just laid there thinking for two hours today, made no difference

>>5876601
I made it five seconds in before shutting it off.

Thanks for the thread

>>5880665
kys

my best friend is a volleyball

>>5876688
I find that this only happens because of what you were doing during the day and the hours leading up to bedtime. Change what you're doing during the day.

You guys have nightcrawler video with silhouette pastel ghost, as Jake getting really pissed and smash the mirror.

>>5880229
wrong post, gtfo Gen Alphafag or Zoomerfag

>>5882196
how the fuck did your audio get destroyed like that? Here, take this one.

>>5876480

two fucked up people. genuinely sad.

>>5876534
Lol, rookie numbers.
My time scale is in DECADES.

>>5877382
women love thugs

>>5879842
>>5880485
yw

>>5903269
You never had a wife to begin with anon because you're a gay homofag.

>>5903269
I also relate to Saul

>>5876691
Some nigger based on all that fucking whining

>>5877776
>sirius
they fucking know also almost got them sweet digits bud

>>5876534
I don't get this. If they don't want to talk to you, then why would you want to talk to them anyway? I hate it when people text me. They always want something from me, maybe an opinion or advice, just some comfort, or maybe to go somewhere together. It's annoying. If the phone makes a sound then you know someone wants something. Why can't we all just be fine by ourselves

>>5876688
Napoleon talked about this happening to him often. He said he would visualize a bedside drawer, put the thoughts in there, and deal with them the next morning. I do something similar and it works great

>>5886295
remix name? or is that slowed and reverbered?

>>5888214
worse
it's indian

>>5876703
What song is this?

>>5876375 (OP)
What movie?

>>5906173
kino. song?

>>5906406
nta but SR20DET - blksmiith

>>5906150
True Detective, it was a miniseries from 2014. Apart from the obligatory HBO porn shit they always inject, it was pretty close to being a perfect show. Don't look up anything about it, just watch it. There are three other seasons following completely different stories, but the first one at least is stand-alone and actually very good.

>>5886293
TUTU YOU WILL BE CAUGHT ONE OF THESE DAYS

>>5876375 (OP)
What's/Who's your favorite literally me?
What else is like s1?

I don't get it.
You call it a literally me thread but these are all just webms of losers.

>>5905090
>i am zoomer faggot vampire batman
This is the literal state of zoomers

>>5876811
Boss nigga TJ

>>5876811
Why do anons hate boochi? Or is it just one guy samefagging?

>>5884951
>ukrainian streamer
>only speaks Russian, refuses to speak ukrainian unless someone pays him big money
>leaves ukraine the moment he gets a chance
many such cases. I wonder why it's only poor and uneducated ukrainians who speak ukrainian and stay in ukraine, while all the educated, smart or lucky ones leave the country and speak Russian

>>5879515
write it out, put it in a drawer, burn it in the morning

>>5907303
ukraineian NAFO troons turned it into one of their symbols so i can understand the hate

>>5876686
dido version was better

>>5905390
https://youtu.be/PwRMZSGKH38?list=RDPwRMZSGKH38
https://youtu.be/23UGN3qqBWY?list=RD23UGN3qqBWY

>>5906150
sorry my mistake
https://youtu.be/si1KOgom_-U?list=RDsi1KOgom_-U
https://youtu.be/QTcLh1u7Ps8?list=RDQTcLh1u7Ps8
https://youtu.be/lmRjthWW-Kw?list=RDlmRjthWW-Kw

>>5905390
sorry my mistake
https://youtu.be/si1KOgom_-U?list=RDsi1KOgom_-U [Embed]
https://youtu.be/QTcLh1u7Ps8?list=RDQTcLh1u7Ps8 [Embed]
https://youtu.be/lmRjthWW-Kw?list=RDlmRjthWW-Kw [Embed]