Thread 5903619

ahem. it's time for an epic thread. lean back and enjoy.

>>5903622
Is it bilingual?

>>5903635
Unfunny junkie

>>5903696
one of my favorites

>>5903664
Why did they leave this in the game

>>5903627
Isn't this NL vs Ludwig?

>>5903795
The wife i deserve

>>5903624
When the teacher puts on classical study music while you work

>>5903635
Holy shit that actually got me.

decent thread thanks op

>>5903759
fucking based lol

>>5903624
source?

>>5903633
Wholesome and impressive.

>>5903661
Hate that I recognized it and lost.

>>5903664
The Check Tire Pressure light, Low Fuel light and Totenkopf lanyard really elevate it.

nice thread

>>5903746
wtf

>>5904334
Always conflicted on thia one because they trained the kid well to ask first, but the little cunt obviously cannot take no for an answer.

>>5903668
>least abnormal g*rmknödel

>>5904394
maximum the hormone

>>5904372
Fuck this gay earth.

>>5904510
>maximum the hormone
thanks

>>5904359
Movie?

>>5903728
That's amazing

>>5905694
Marty (1955)

>>5903792
why is he wearing makeup?

>>5903619 (OP)
is this a midget or a little fat kid?

>>5903691
I think we hit Germany too hard last time

>>5903694
>men only want one thing and it's disgusting

>>5904334
the audio is from another clip

>>5906195
Why not both?

>>5903633
Good catch

>>5903715
got me

>>5903727
this is so funny

>>5906535
>>5903685
oops. this one should have sound

>>5903668
Lol wtf did I just watch.

>>5905788
Yaahh

>>5903650
dope

>>5903619 (OP)
Ancap energy
>>5903650
Needlessly endangering animal for social media points

>>5903694
Yeah forcing road water in your eyes is a great idea

>>5903624
The song sounds like What's Up, People? But that song doesn't have a video clip.
>https://youtu.be/muoWDA6zmsY?si=3zqadLv5cp3jm2gf

>>5903668
Every brony needs to hear this

>>5903730
man, what a dick

>>5903798
I recognize a fae trap when I see one, that nigga is haunted now.

>>5904372
How old do you think Millennials are?

>>5903689
Brazilians love soccer

>>5904361
Which country is this where cows are born from pots?

>>5904361
I've always wanted to know where cows come from

>>5903694
>random metals
>asbestos
>oil
>gas
>brake fluid
>antifreeze
>dirt particles
>odd bits of glass
Why are these retards doing this?

>>5903798
Asshole

>>5904438
I never make my cats deal with hard floors. Gotta get runners and rugs.

>>5908940
>>5910386
Actually, bovines are mammals. They reproduce through sexual intercourse and give live birth. This animal became stuck in the pot and was removed.

>>5910404
No you watch him crack the egg, its right there. I wonder what kind of animal lays the egg? It must be an elephant.

>>5903790
Brooo I was searching for this tysm!

>>5905451
>me when i hear the neighbors fighting

>>5903755
real tough audience

>>5907465
I’m sure you cry over every hamburger you eat.

Shut it, fag.

>>5904479
Its almost like she's still developing.

>>5910392
God forbid you live once in your life dude.

>>5910908
Germans rarely enjoy anything. Especially since questioning the jew there is now actually illegal.

>>5910392
Never leave your bedroom safety, anon. The world is a dangerous, fun, place

>>5903668
Normal people don't give a fuck what someone else gets off to. I thought the Germans were quite liberal in general when it comes to people's sexuality.
>is a christcunt
Ah, that explains it.

>>5903725
What song is this?It's beautiful :').Can't Shazam it :(

>>5903633
Half expected it to run back in

>>5903629
would!

>>5904388
fuck macs

>>5910392
boys will be boys. you are not one of the boys. you will never be one of the boys. you will never have a friend in your life.

>>5903728
im impressed but germans are a silly race of people
yaaaa

>>5903668
>god loves you
objectively false statement regarding furries and the like

>>5911535
>Normal people don't give a fuck what someone else gets off to
as long as you keep it to yourself

>>5907465
>Needlessly endangering animal
But enough about the shitskin the dog conned into paying for his flight.

>>5903668
I know that feel, bro.

>>5904451
The 90's were real, man. I lived that shit.

>>5903666
what is this? why is an 8pbit version of mami's theme playing

>>5904438
God I love that song. What a movie.

>>5905517
Reminder that FagDR knew in advance what the nips were planning and let it happen to advance the agenda of his jewish controllers.
Theodore was right about him.

>>5911796
this
he wanted the US in the war despite polling at the time showing the vast majority of the US wanting to stay out of it
FDR atagonized the Nips into an attack and then, as you say, let it happen when intel suggested they would hit Pearl Harbor

>>5907492
Great Odin's Raven!

>>5903668
I always lose my shit when she says tropical island

>>5910392
boring cunt

>>5911535
I think the problem was more he tried to bring his homemade animal sex toy on a family trip with his kid siblings to a waterpark

>>5912493
>>5911685
>>5911530
>>5911517
There are countless studies and articles about all the toxic shit in road runoff, samefag. They literally design infrastructure and test storm sewer water twith this problem in mind. Anyone who’s ever stepped outside (itrony) while it’s raining has observed roads and puddles with a rainbow like sheen caused by all the oil and gas.


Stay mad

>>5911535
I sincerely hope you didn’t watch the whole video and missed the full context.

>>5904438
>>5911793
the best fast and furious movie

YEAH I SAID IT

>>5904438
LMAO

>>5904479
Shes like two incel.

>>5904479
That's not the original audio and the kid talking is a boy.

>>5910392
Fun.

>>5910392
They're retarded, that's why. So are most of the posters responding to you.

>>5912718
Not every road is a toxic landfill, retard.
There's no fucking asbestos just laying on the street.

>>5903619 (OP)
>what if David Lynch was MENA?

>>5903691
god I miss /f/

>>5903728
These are the people telling you that its bad to spend more than 2 hours a week playing video games.

>>5910392
woman spotted, booba or get the fuck out.

>>5903619 (OP)
post something interesting maybe

>>5903666
lost

>>5903771
Holy shit is this real? I mean I once walked 2 miles but I was exhausted and had blisters all over my feet. I thought Europeans had trams everywhere?

>>5904334
Imagine not immediately putting the child behind you

>>5903727
AYY LMAO

>>5916562
>I once walked 2 miles but I was exhausted and had blisters all over my feet
Your shoes don't fit if you got blisters after such a short walk.

>>5903640
based ninger

>>5903668
anyone have the other similar video where he's tuning his guitar and his mom barges in asking what he's doing with his life

>>5903689
>comedic genius.webm

>>5903749
Fuckin based.

>>5904365
Customer: ,,That can't be. Today is Sunday which means Aldi is closed, so I go to the gas station.
Cocoa drink and that in a bottle. I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out completely!!!"

Cashier: ,,what's going on?"

Customer: ,,what? What's going on? When I come the next time and there's no chocolate drink in a tetra pak THEN IT BANGS (not sure if that translation really fits. He means he's going to hit him) DID YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!"

Cashier: couldn't really understand what he was saying due to the audio quality. Something about that he should leave the Store, I think

Customer: ,, Chocolate Drink forever! You Asshole!!!"

>>5903633
Oh wow what a catch.

>>5910396
I declaw my cats and wax the floor weekly.

>>5903710
>way to go Paul!
LOL

>>5911535
duurrrrr

>>5903668
this is legitimately a modern day epic/tragedy, the bewildered and tired mother, the whimpering brony, the planned visit to the waterpark, jesus

>>5903668
Why would the retard upload this? Did he share it with I am assuming his online brony friends looking for sympathy?

>>5903619 (OP)
jontron?

>>5903743
Hahhhh XD

>>5903719
Kids don't recognize this ytmnd, anymore.

>>5903668
>You provoke us to the limit
Lost

>>5914471
It’s in older brake pads and oem parts you dumbfuck.

>>5918424
You declaw your cats weekly?

>>5908940
Sounds vietnamese.

>>5906201
These acts have existed since the 1800s (not the same instruments, of course).

>>5903756
The first concentration camp oven circa 1935

:DDD

Tell me your dreams Anons

Not funny, just Epic.

>>5907465
Your posts are awful.

>>5911797
FDR was worst thing to happen to USA along with Lyndon B Johnson. Complete cock suckers of chosen tribe

EPIC 420 BLAZE IT GEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5904361
Their kinder egg game is on whole another level.

>>5918848
Have the non gay version that actually lets you appreciate the reaction time.

>>5903795
Whatis their of

>>5911535
>Normal people don't give a fuck what someone else gets off to.
Normal people do, pedophilia and bestiality are outlawed. Frankly people should be executed for doing either crime, but this world is full of soft bitches that don't draw the line in the sand hard enough for faggots like yourself.

>>5920168
>t. chronic rape victim

>>5920168
>pedophilia and bestiality are outlawed
Depends on your definition of both and where you live.
In the United States most people would consider anyone under the age of 18 to be the target of pedophilia if anyone lusts after them, regardless of the fact that the age of consent is two years lower than that in half the states. In Germany the AoC is 14, so by American standards literally every German supports pedophilia because they haven't raised that number.
Similarly sexual acts with an animal are not a crime in Spain as long as that animal doesn't receive injury necessitating a veterinary doctor to treat.

>>5920261
Pedophilia is sex with prepubescent children, which is inherently unnatural. Age of consent laws don't exist to define pedophilia but for social engineering. But that's not even relevant since I believe his point is most people find bestiality disturbing regardless of laws, which is true.

>>5904394
>>5903624
SOAD

>>5903757
yyeeeaheahbooooiii

>>5903776
>lets put a water pipe right next to an electrical outlet

>>5912718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvf16EBUmlY

>>5920388
>Pedophilia is sex with prepubescent children
Not according to the vast majority of people these days.
Having sex with a 20 year old is pedophilia because your brain doesn't stop developing until you are 25.
You're a sick creep if you aren't looking for a woman in her 30s.
Duh.

>>5903650
Dogs are pretty stupid. I dont think I would train them to think that they can fly.

>>5910392
oy vey, stop noticing
they are having "fun" goy

>>5903633
Based cow-saver.

>>5903719
Based.

>>5904388
Topkek

>>5918750
:(

>>5918750
>You cant park there mate

>>5903719
legend

>>5914349
relatable

>>5916562
srsy? I walk with my dog 5-8 km every day, which takes like 1.5-2 hrs with a pleasant tempo while she sniffs around, even at 35 °C, I get hot and have a quick cold shower, but its nothingburger for my leg muscles and rarely we walked 15 kms with a backpack, sandwiches, across the nearby forest
and I have 27 BMI so get your shit together, everybody under age of 60 should have atleast 8-10 km walking, or even better: jogging

>>5918750
sauce

>>5903749
>Stupid Americans and their cars

>>5903633
How now brown cow

>>5903650
How is the dog propelling him??

>>5903727
she had a lemon dream

>>5910392
pussy

>>5903668
Fleshlight in the plushie on the family vacay is next level gay

>>5903800
song?

>>5918750
Only scrubs drown trying to reach the treasure, but NOT YOU.

>>5903633
someone needs to edit some kind of prize winning sound

>>5903629
Sheep can actually die if they are not flipped over.

>>5904359
Ernest borgnine in Marty. Great fucking film for incels. Emperor of the north as well. Two vastly different characters. Rip, ernest.

>>5904434
i like how he has a bandage on his other hand meaning he probably got hurt doing this before.

>>5903640
black nerds are the best

>>5903727
foreverially lemonized and loving it

>>5903730
And I'll never ruin my marriage training agility in Runescape. Life is funny like that.

>>5920168
>>5920606
>>5920388


fun fact about california (the reason you think aoc should be 18+ and that 25 year olds are children): you get less jail time for paying a child to suck your dick than if you get caught having them do it for free in california, because the degenerate childfuckers in that state realized white people rarely engage in prostitution so they wrote themselves an out into the law so they get lesser jailtime when they get caught

the whole discussion around sexuality and minors has nothing to do with what the majority want, or feel, or have even agreed upon. It is american-centric anti-natalism propaganda designed to gas light zoomers and gen alpha into never marrying above their class. It's designed to crater white birth rates and ensuure the brown hoards will forever have a super majority over whitey because whites have 1-2 kids at age 30 while everyone else is having 5+ kids starting at age 15.

>>5923611
"lost" my virginity at 15 with another 15 year old girl. bit late for my generation but pretty standard.
>if there's grass on the pitch let's play
>old enough to bleed? old enough to breed
as a farmer i just look at nature. when whatever stock comes into their first season they're ready to go - as nature intended. no i don't shag the animals you faggots (and anyway i have brewers' droop).

so yeah i don't get it when yanks scream PAEDO over some bloke shagging a 17 year old girl. doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
some places in europe 12 is apparently aoc which makes sense since she's probably already had a few periods.

nature doesn't give a shit about anyone's fee-fees. it is what it is.

HEY FEDS: just pointing out facts, i've never diddled a young girl and i have no interest in sex. i'm a celibate layman monk. and i'm old. i'm just pointing out the truth of nature that you cowards can't handle. grow up.
also i like big butts and i cannot fabricate. also fat milkers. mmm

>>5918746
>what the fuck are you gonna do about it
Surprisingly resolves a lot of bullshit disputes. If somebody tries to get threatening, ask them straight up "Are you going to murder me?" and it throws them so off-guard that they'll double-back and tone down.

>>5923906
is there a voiced version of this? seems like a good use of ai

>>5917434
>German rages and crashes out over no choccy milk
Checks out

>>5924523
>race baiting the choco milk chimpout of 20XX
Nigger

>>5924575
German's not a race

>>5911536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1EG_4IBzbA&t=111s

>>5903668
>>5918510
But she endeavored many people to go, including the Dad. She deserves her one day together.

>>5925219
Yet

>>5904388
The company didnt buy the Laptops employes wished for

>>5920639
Most dog breeds are smarter than cats, some are smarter than pigs

>>5912718
Just shower afterward lol

>>5903765
Americans and Russians really are exactly the same

>>5918760
dude i played this sooo much

>>5903633
that's how they do chocolate milk

>>5904334
>>5904479
>>5911384
>>5913138
holy shit this is why I still come to this kidhole

>>5904375
>>5904375
ahahahaha holy shit lost it

>>5903673
Haha Good play on the NSCP

>>5903778
Oh shit
A new street sport
Wasn't sure it was possible but here it fkn is dude

>>5904372
really showing your age there

>>5918842
this has to be fake, there's no way

>>5920425
it is a waterproof receptacle as well as an outdoor GFCI
if the cat made the circuit complete then it would detect a ground fault

>>5922841
Here you go anon:

https://youtu.be/nxIogvdQRKY?feature=shared

>>5928208
ty

>>5903619 (OP)
oh shit its Balamir, his dad is one of the prominent honey tycoons in Turkey, hence he's dressed like a bee