Thread 5909838

You laugh you lose (ylyl) cursed edition

post 3 faggot

>>5909838 (OP)
Why would this be funny at all?

>>5909910
The joke is that it's not funny, but it's not anti-humor either.

>>5909838 (OP)
knutson not looking too good

boycott this shit thread anons dont fuel this guy's mental illness

Hey, guys! Ready to fuel some mental illness?

>>5910280
bump

>>5909838 (OP)
>>5909953
do seared bite next

>>5909898
3 faggot

true kino

>>5912073
congrats to whoever made this, managed to make YTP sexer exponentially worse

>>5912310
AI will never replace true art from the soul

Where else is she supposed to get tools for work?

>>5912314
I wouldn't call >>5912073 art

>>5912317
Seems to be evoking emotions in you though

>>5912318
Dog shit elicits disgust, that doesn't make canines avant-garde park artists

>>5912315
Old lady:
>Well goddamn I never thought of that

Anyone got the webm for gif related?

>>5912810
Thank you. You've saved a life today.

>>5912810
whiplash alternate ending

>>5912696
A supervillain was created that day

>>5909838 (OP)
>all vertical videos
Yeah nah let me see what /gif/'s got, bye fellas

>>5911053
The Impossible Whopper actually was pretty good

>>5912847
The tables have turned for .webm faggots

>>5912916
/gif/ also has webms

>>5909914
BEST VERSION
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>5911990
based lpc poster

>>5912779
lost
fuck.

>>5912314
Based wifey material

Does anyone has the Pompeii coomer webm?
Sorry to ask this here but I gave up trying to find it with no avail.

>>5912696
Lucky kid, vegetables are good for you. He will grow strong and healthy while everyone else gets diabetes

>>5912779
Weak, he needs one of these little bastards

>>5910704
>>5910876
Why was my post saying to sage this shit thread with this Russian goblin spam deleted ?

>>5912373
>>5911053
>>5910704
>>5910269
>>5909838 (OP)
>>5909953
>>5913034
>>5913913
>>5914347

>>5912373
>>5911053
>>5910704
>>5910269
>>5909838 (OP)
>>5909953
>>5913034
>>5913913
>>5914347
>mfw

>>5914934

Because announcing a "sage" is a bannable offense.

>>5912314
this is so kringe, it's actually genial

>>5911990
who is this guy?

>>5915035

All I know is that he posts in every YLYL thread.

>>5915035
Longmont Potion Castle

aren't ylyl threads supposed to be funny

>>5916251
it's either a kid or an actually mentally "special" person who has nothing better to do. the effort he (or they) put in is kinda impressive. honestly i kinda don't mind anymore. the total happiness in the world increased or something

prepare to lose

>>5912810
howd they teach a cat to do that

>>5912810
>when you're over qualified for the job

>>5912810
>when you're
wait for it
>when you're
WAIT FOR IT XDDDD
>WHEN YOU'RE LE OVERQUALIFIDIADED FOR TEH JOBBZERS!!!!!!!!
XDEDAAAWDAWPOMDAWUBD YIAWU8DF68YWAVDY8P

>>5912321
this is not funny.

Along with 80% of the other shit on this thread.
I would fix that, but cant be bothered, and my directory of memes and other random bullshit is too much to sift through.

>>5916287
how utilitarian of you

>>5918584
I don't even remember what this video is

>>5915890
Not funny just racist

>>5916251
if you report this fliggu spammer the Janny will give you a warning.

it's the Janny

man what a miserable thread

>>5919162
people in ylyl post unfunny shit because there scared too loose.

[spoiler] didn't [/spoiler] kek

[spoiler]didn't[/spoiler] kek

||didn't|| kek

>>5919166
>>5919167
>>5919169
I saw that.

Alex Jones is truly the prophet of our times, had he been born approximately 2025 years ago he would've been fucking Jesus or at least John the Baptist.

>>5919293
>>5919153
>>5918568
I see the demoralization campaign is still going strong.

>>5919364
fucking 144p for your ultimate viewing pleasure, but honestly guys it's all about the story here, AJ was really onto something here unlike these fuckign 2 more week I promise guys

>>5919368
You really can't make this shit up

>>5919376
rofl

>>5919379
My hiccups is getting fucking infernally annoying. sehnd helpå

>>5919380
I'm soaring yo a completely dioffent plane of exisatence here guys

>>5919394
SHIIET BROOO...

>>5919397
tHE HICCUPS IS REALLY STARTING tp get on my nerves JFC

>>5919405
mein gott

>>5919407
>▶

>>5919412
Am I really the only sad excuse of a mf who contirbutes to this thread, jfc

>>5919414
dsgfokhdsgtf

>>5919415
You guys keep forcing me to piost this shit, please post soimethign else, comeon gusy itäs not hatt hard

>>5919419
come on, i can't satnf this muchj lk0onger

>>5919422
lord have mercy

>>5919423
olispa kukkaa

>>5912696
And then one day for no apparent reason, he applied to an art school

>>5919425
why doi you keepo doing this to me

>>5919430
approachign the point of no return

>>5919431
this is wat you fuckign get, fon't blame me

>>5919433
why would you do thisty yto me

>>5919435
>Anonymous 07/10/25(Thu)06:09:34 No.5919435▶

>>5919438
u guys are forcimng me to commit fucking atrocities here

>>5919440
ohh noo

holy fuck this thread is giving me AIDS

>>5919447
women, am i right

>>5919456
wat th ehell

>>5919458
tha'ts ntpoa bad penis

>>5919463
thjist is all yuour falt btw

>>5919467
the final solution

>>5919470
americans want ot bomb me

>>5919478
for the love of all that is holy please desist, think of the fuckiogn children

>>5919483
j8asx

>>5919454
Two assult charges coming right up

>>5916784
Guess stuff like this is what you end up with if you keep following the local optimum in the algorithm to the end.

Just imagine what hypermemes will be like in 10 years..

>>5918584
I sound like this when I had too much to drink

>>5918589
legit ylyl

>>5918602
pimpi a cute

>>5919376
Lost

>>5919455
Unironically Adam's fault

>>5919380
wtmywtsd

>>5909910
It's just the recent not funny spam. It's in these threads to keep people from loosing as fast

>>5912696
lost

>>5912321
Kek the webm looped and I actually didn't realize.

>>5912810
Guys how do i feel about this long after it reached viral status and reddit music masters (Real) decided that this was OK?

truly atrocious thread

>>5919375
what the fuck

>>5919373
that man is a comedic genius. i would vote for him

>>5915890
gem
>>5919051
niggee

>>5912779
fun fact in the industry we call this syneresis

>>5921085
I recognize that thumbnail. That's a real video of a reporter getting gang raped in Egypt.

>>5915035
London pot crow

>>5915035
He's a metal musician from Denver, Colorado who also does great prank calls. He uses the music equipment to mess with the phone signal and make those weird effects.

>>5910269
>>5910704
Can somebody explain the lore behind this guy?

All I've understood from seeing these clips is this guy works out arms only and always has to show it off with some casual flexing and these clips of him are being used these in YLYL ironically like fligu?

>>5914347
Nothing against this guy, he seems cool, but who is spamming his videos everywhere and why? I don't think he'd like that. Maybe you're trying to embarrass him?

>>5916251
>white guy acting thug and getting offended by negromancy
What a fag lmao

>>5918594
Lmao it was worth a shot. Probably funnier that he didn't get it though

>>5919394
MDE was unique there's still nothing like it

>>5919454
You can tell that the old man was justified in doing that, because the other guys didn't even try to stop him

>>5919831
I like how it's all Man's fault and not Gods/Satan's. How can anyone fall for this kike nonsense is beyond me.

image md5 filter list for the mustached faggot
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>>5922117
i think you misunderstand what the apple and eden is
the apple brought knowledge we can never even begin to comprehend, its not something that can be taken back
and the apple is still always within arms reach, there for people to stumble across whenever the devil leaves it in our path

>>5921358
idk I just came here after multiple years
there's one butthurt weirdo that keeps flooding the threads with awful unfunny images probably nearing a decade, nobody knows why he does it but he spends his life doing it

>>5916771
LMAO LOST

>>5919532
zoomer started it and deserved it

>>5922124
why would you post this? whoever wants to filter them would just click the drop down menu and do so. you're just telling the dude to change his md5s, dipshit.

>>5922245
he has like 50 different webms

>>5922444
you already posted this retard

>>5922245
saved

>>5919488
One of the sickest edits on this board

>>5915035
Longmont potion castle. I think he live streamed moonlighting under another handle called spcc. A few years back on steam.me. People get upset at the suggestion because politics and culture war shit. The resemblance is uncanny tho.

Does anyone have the Trump Epstein AI voice video?

>>5912314
i would sew that fucking zoomies mouth shut and put a feed tube into your stomach, then eat her out for the rest of time.

>>5919532
>zoomer exists
>the planet fights back
Nah this is exactly how it will be for the rest of your existence.

>>5919426
but he wasn't getting jewed, he's just a runt

>>5919375
this made my amd gpu time out lol and my minecraft crashed

>>5922245
just vibe code some kind of thumbnail reverse image search code that filters on similarity
hide the russian pedo easily

Reminder to report and ignore trolls spamming the same webms repeatedly.

>>5912810
>when you're le heckin overqualified for the soilent

>>5919433
This is what your tax dollars were paying for under Obama and Biden

>>5921340
Link?

>>5919407
LOST

>>5921368
The cut to Jack smashing that thing is the best part

>>5922125
Gnosticism says the exact opposite and that the real god gave them the apple, and that lucifer controls the physical world in every way except our souls.

>>5927206
gnosticism is an interesting school of thought, but i reject the idea of rejecting the physical world like that, and I reject most of what gnosticism stands for
and lets not forget that gnosticism as we know it today is pretty modern, originally it had nothing to do with Christianity, so all we really have now is just a strange interpretation of the Bible

>>5926847
This was done in Canada you colossal dolt

>>5921352
Retard it isn't messing with the phone line it's modulating the sound of his voice. Prank caller brad carter of phone losers of America uses the same thing and is the superior prank caller

>>5927365
It's the same thing punk nuts

did a video based on a post i didn't save

>>5919415
Anyone got any kingassripper originals?
Love this guy, but can never find any of his original videos

>>5927511
No it ain't braindead nigger

>>5922125
If we "can't even begin to comprehend" it, why does it matter at all

>>5928261
logically comprehend i mean
once you see whats beyond the veil there is no end to the unanswerable questions
you see the beginning at the end of everything, blinding light in your darkest hour, words that cannot be said, time moving so quickly that it halts
once you realize the thing you thought was always beyond human reach has always surrounded us and everything we know it changes and humbles you

Anyone got this https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5508192/#5516345 I forgot to save it.

>>5928555
im one of the replies and im still glad i didnt saved it

>>5917472
Me and my adopted Khajiit son

>>5921368
>MDE was unique there's still nothing like it
That was literally a ripoff Tim and Eric Awesome Show sketch.

>>5922127
Why would someone do that. Like what kind of mental condition is that

I really wanna know what this retard's backstory is. Does he hate whoever the fuck the guy in the videos is? Why does he do shitty voiceovers for them? Is he meant to be making fun of the guy? What does he think he's accomplishing by spamming these here? What compelled him to start doing this? I have so many questions.

>>5929197
good job giving him attention.

>>5929184
probably literal autism

>>5922124
here is mine merged with yours but it also removes all traces of it with stub:no

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>>5930014
just noticed that most of the videos in this thread weren't even in the list. whatever you can figure it out yourself guys

>>5930017
idk i didnt go through it all properly i just added most to the md5 filter
it dont matter because the dude is just evading the filters anyways

>>5930021
eh it's more work to make them than for me to filter them. also i get some satisfaction from cleaning up the threads

here is an updated list. i think i added some other unfunny shit too so use at your own risk
https://pastebin.com/Jt43VhD7

I've never once watched one of these stupid faggot Ai russian videos. Is this a bot?

>>5916771
HAHAHAHA

>>5930427
>Is this a bot?
wishful thinking. this is bona fide, 100% concentrated russian autism. that nigger with the wrong color by accident posting all this manually.

>>5931450
I really doubt that the guy in the videos is the one posting these

>>5931453
only a russian would ever be so obsessed with a russian

>>5931479
Lol wut? Tons of people are negatively obsessed with Russia, second only to America. Complaining about Americans, Russians, and Indians is 80% of what people do online

Post the one with the guy touching his little sister and then turns into charizard

Hey mods, how about you retards stop sucking cocks for once in your pathetic lives and clean this shit up?

>>5932007
screamer

Anyone got the pretzel story? Can't find it.

>>5918594
delly llama

This thread finally inspired me to make a proper duplicate blocker tool for 4chan. Coming soon to a userscript extension near you

>>5933323
Finished :3
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/543730-4chan-media-b-gone

I've spent a good few hours on this and it works great, I think I've seen my last fliggu and mustache-tard for a good while. It runs an algorithm on thumbnails to detect similarities instead of just comparing absolute MD5 hashes.

Feel free to spread it around, the fewer people giving the spamming nolifes attention, the better.

Here are some hashes that cover this thread, as a starter pack:

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>>5916915
>>5916798
>>5916541
>>5915845
>>5915386
I don't understand what this shit is, is it just mind numbing content uploaded to ruin the thread? I wont believe that a regular person is posting these or find them funny.

>>5918599
you have to be over 50 years old to think this is funny

>>5929178
I wonder if this guy had a father growing up. If he did have one he failed miserably

>>5933439
noo pls dont steal my bitcoin :(

>>5933439
I tweaked the nuke icon to just be a "!" but this works really well.

>>5933439
Made a video tutorial.

>>5914834
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
MASTERCARD SAVE ME

>>5933450
He has a personality disorder

>>5933439
filtering him was already accomplished by something he thinks is hiding him, when it just made him more unique and easy to filter.
this will help others that don't want to see the pedo anymore tho cheers

>>5919532
The little shit that threw the food will be charged with assault, you fucking moron.

>>5928545
lost

great thread guys

>>5933439
Thanks anon, I'll try it out with a spammer on /v/
I do think the nuke icon on every post with media is a bit obnoxious though.

>>5913129
only good post itt

>>5934484
which pedo?

>>5919391
Gently press very slightly on your closed eyes with your fingers and hold that tiny bit a pressure for around 30 seconds. That usually helps me when i have hiccups.

>>5912073
No wonder why it's no longer on YT, but still a shame.

>>5919470
It's baffling this Sam Hyde is the same one who did Extreme Peace. Just a few years is what it took to make him the unfunniest man on the planet.

>>5934566
Hope you find it useful. And I might add an option to change the icon to something else so people don't have to edit the script if they don't like the nuke icon

>>5934652
Christianity is all it took.

>>5935011
Truly the jews did a number on us with that one

>>5909838 (OP)
>>5909953
these fucking "Flart" and "Fligu" clips are just sharty nevergoon virgins """raiding""" the board with retard-tier YLYL content to make us look retarded, because they hate all the degenerate porn and want to slide it.
At least it started that way, maybe there are native trolls playing along too

>>5919409
imagine being a biological woman with 5 o clock shadow

>>5912779
looks like when I tryto pisse

>>5912314
Kinda funny

>>5927624
hairyngross

>>5933323
>>5933439
Fucking based, thanks anon. My filter list had 187 entries in it thanks to that retard. You're the man

>>5934753
Only thing that jumps to mind for me to improve it would be an option to disable the nuke button on OPs in the catalog, I'm afraid I might accidentally click it.

>>5934753
Also; the ability to apply it to specific boards would be fantastic. I'm having an issue where it mistakenly filters a bunch of threads on /pol/ despite setting hamming distance to 0.

>>5936816
Yeah planning on adding toggles for showing the button on the catalog/index!

>>5936873
This is already a feature of your userscript manager. Go into your manager, find the script, and look for "includes/excludes" or "user includes/excludes" and add/remove lines/settings until it runs where you want it to

>>5912315
im confused desu

>>5933480
>it's well dones guy with you
What did he mean by this?

>>5916287
Anon, have you ever wondered if you might be on the spectrum?

>>5910704
rich fuck gets to have pizza

does anyone have that one video of the chinese baby getting a baby chick and chinese adults cook it infront of the baby and make it cry. been trying to find the vid for awhile but cant find it anywhere.

>>5924780
SPCC wasn't longmont, they sound nothing alike

>>5933439
my hero, thank you based codeanon

>>5933439
God bless you, seriously.

>>5919488
No RFKjr?

>>5933439
the "nuke" icon is annoying. how can I replace it?

>>5909910
that's the joke

>>5925223
are you me?

>>5942707
Look in the options.

would like to not see the button on the catalog just in threads

>>5942819
You are bound to run into many fine gentlemen of exquisite tastes here at this great town square of ideals.

>>5935011
*masonry

>>5909910
Slavs

>>5933439
Is it just me, or is it missing the semicolon before the stub:no option? It's hiding posts and adding the stub:no flag to each entry in 4chanx, but the posts are still showing up stubbed

based script, btw

>>5919422
>>5919425

>>5919440
>>5919458
>>5919463

Are you fucking drunk?

>>5943902
Not him, but i am always drunk. it's super rad.

>>5943757
The semi-colon is only needed if you have more than one option after the regex, it's an argument separator. You can turn stubbing off entirely from within 4chan X settings, not seeing an issue on my end (I'm the scriptwright)

>>5943099
Yeah an option to disable for catalog would be nice.