Thread 5915692

NGE

>>5915696
Someone pointed out that America Ferrera kinda talks like the Misato dub actress and made an edit where it was Eva clips with the feminism speech from the Barbie movie over it, but I can't find it anywhere

Help me out here.

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Nigger Heil Hitler

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unfortunately i don't have this with audio

>>5919814
whoops

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webm is >50% evangelion

shinji you FUCKER

>>5923885
>>5923887
>>5923889
>>5923891
cute
i want to ride the eva train

>>5925137
kek, this one is great

>>5925137
i like the King of the Hill version too

>>5925498
full version

>>5925137
>skateboard squats
my sides

>>5926487
SASUGA ANNO-SAMA

>>5915692 (OP)
just with this first one my sides are burning

Rebuilds a shit.

Does anybody has that mitski EoE edit that starts with Oppenheimer's "destroyer of worlds quote"?

>>5923729
This takes me back

this is canon

>>5927255
The Rebuilds are shit because they were made by Asukafags that were butthurt that Rei was more popular.

So it abandoned everything to promote Asuka and voila, a shit remake/rebuild was made.

>>5927255
Punished asuka is pretty relatable tho

Attack on Titan is better

>>5927484
The Homosexuals have arrived

>>5927364
Kino

>>5915692 (OP)
the rest of the thread is great, but the OP fucking sucks

>>5928997
kek

>>5928983
the fookin' japanese military

Anyone got the "Are you winning son?" edit?

>>5927420
>Rebuilds
>made by Asukafags
No, that would be Re:Take which is a different mess

>>5927364
lmao, the jacket edit and kicking Gendo is so goofy and awesome

Somone poat THAT video

>>5937054
the only good thing to come out of this entire franchise

>>5937054
>3.45 MB, 500x280
What the fuck is that shitty ass encode? Even with the old 4MB limit you easily could have gotten 540.

>>5937054
>>5937184
is this like a Mad Magazine parody?

Anybody got the two part sort of "modern trailer" one? The song is "my body is a prison" or something to that effect.

>>5938302
i thought this was a David Bowie song at first

Now for the dumbest webms in the thread

>>5927647
Don't forget to thank a straight person for your existence!

>>5939268
Kek, that episode was great

Anybody have the Fly Me To The Moon with Patrick on the seahorse?

>>5940323
pocket patrick

>>5938309
The filename was also appeciated.

>>5919392
Lmao

>>5938579
>>5938580
thanks, i hate them

>>5941295
Thank you, not enough people these days realize file naming is an art.

>>5943773
So that's the original, i had the edit of an edit of an edit probably

>>5939268
kek

>>5923063
I'm reporting this for doxing. This IS literally me.

>>5938302
soung?

>>5938308
Got you.

>>5945257
Strange Living - Menthol

>>5946411
>The asuka cosplayer
Fucking lel. Also this guy is giving the Buckingham palace guards a run for their money, didn't move an inch

>>5943768
Scout is Irish not Italian.

>>5943773
>>5946737
>Eva wop
>has Luigi
i finally get it

>>5946708
>guy

>>5915692 (OP)
such as overrated franchise. nostalgia fags really are retarded

>>5947622
shut your whore mouth

>>5946411
full version link?
captcha: 0xnx0

>>5949359
Dunno if there is a full version, it was from a YouTube short

>>5936567
>No L is real
Missed opportunity

>>5945264
thee put the cumshot in the trailer?

>>5947622

its more enjoyable if you know a thing or two about mystery religions and the occult. the lie that its all just for looks and aesthetic is bs because no one could put that much imagery and themes in without a deep knowledge.

it's her day once again

>>5954248
kino

>>5954553
what was the name of that movie? remember it watching it ages ago

>>5954964
That's Rebuild of Evangelion, known in Japan and on Amazon Prime Video as Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition

>>5955373
no, i meant the dude watching the movie, from what movie is he

>>5955589
In the Mouth of Madness

my favorite character is mari makinami illustrious

>>5955766
thanks

>>5954553
I need to rewatch those some time, don't remember much really

>>5960583
reminds me to that twitter guy that roleplayed as a japanese housewife

>>5954248
Gayest music taste award goes to: NGE fan... SHOCKER!

i hope this thread never dies

go up

>>5964919
good webm to say goodbye to this good thread that possibly die today or tomorrow.

>>5938302
>If you were young, I could tell you about the state I'm in
really liked that moment at the end with Shinji

>>5923729
Kek

>>5965170
what is this from?

>>5965170
for such a portly gentleman wearing a suit, he has quite the smooth moves

>>5965588
Ukrainian Navy band

>>5965170
SLAVA

>>5965652
please tell that there is a full version

>>5964923
Not today

>>5965825
youtube deleted version with original music but gachi version is still there
https://youtu.be/rFFY46OlwsM?si=hsfSqjaHLwJSJEdf

>>5959504
>Ay Tone, if God wants dis tikkun Olam shit so bad why did he make us in da first place? If we're all Fanta, then who's drinkin'?

>>5938302
huh that was better than i expected anon

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>edit uses the rebuilds
Into the trash it goes

>>5965170
god bless the heroes

Lovely Asuka feets

>>5923148
Nostalgia bomb

>>5972857
wow, she got fucking pawned

any fellow marifags here?

>>5974596
Ramiel, my wife

>>5974825
Do not the magical laser octohedron!

>>5972857
Should cut to her getting speared

>>5974596
at first i thought it was the MGSV song

>>5978477
I thought it was that the song from Braveheart

>>5979365
Oh boy, it includes retard noises.

>>5978764
good one

>>5923876
I fukin lost it man

>>5972884
gimme a source on that song desu senpai.

Asuka fans will NEVER know the joy of seeing Shinji hold Rei after giving it his all to save her.

>>5985401
based rei

>>5923152
Where all my Kaji lovers at?

>asucucks
I'm still laughing.

In 30 years I will still be laughing.

>>5985401
Was not expecting this at all. Excellent edit!

>>5915692 (OP)
Huh...Asuka was making some pretty good points actually.

>>5986812
pretending to sync characters saying lines from the music is cringe, otherwise bretty good

>>5954553
Yeah I still never got that part. At the end of 2.22, Misato encourages Shinji to start Third Impact because it's what he wants. Then in 3.33, she's a total bitch to him and blames him for destroying the world, just like everyone else. Like bitch, you were the one who told him to keep going.

>>5986886
One theory is that its meta. Shinji did a good thing but shippers hated him for saving Rei. The fanbase and eva was "ruined" and eva otaku were calling Shinji Hitler, and denigrating Rei as a doll.

So they made 3.0 to represent this as a "this is you, look at how egoistic, retarded and unfair you are". Then "you" as as WILLE proceeds to fuck up everything, succeed at nothing and make things worse. Asuka is seething about Shinji asking about Rei and not being saved herself.

The characters sans Shinji and Rei are just pandering caricatures the fanbase wanted.

>>5986857
That's just like your opinion man. But thanks I guess.

what the hell man wheres all the mari frens?

>>5923188
>pre zoomers: "lets reuse some faggoty song to piss off normies and keep normies out of our cool groups so they can't ruin them"
>zoomers: "lets reuse some faggoty song we think is awesome over cool shit that way we attract even MORE faggots to ruin EVERYTHING!!"
This is why we bomb you.

He's not the hero we need right now.
But he's the hero we deserve.

>>5989674
>N

>>5927364
This is actually the new PM.

>>5989363
Holy fuck I love chadsuke

>>5916494
LMAO What's the song Shinji is listening to?

>>5927255
What's the beat from?

>>5989674
Anyone else notice how Reifags always invent a fake personality for Rei in edits but always try to accurately imitate Asuka's behaviour? Because in reality Rei is a boring personality that never looks cool or better than Asuka.

>>5991763
Anon, those are two black people going at it, it's funny.

The humour lies in how Asuka is a bitch, and Rei isn't, so that's why it's funny when Rei snaps and destroys Asuka. It's deserved and a reasonable crashout for Rei to have.

Even Anno did it in the audio dramas in the 90's. Rei eventually gets tired of Asuka seething about how Rei is the most popular, and so Rei ends Asuka rightly, slapping her to death.

>>5925136
Isn't this from AMV Hell?

>>5925457
Fuck, all this technobable and eye candy is one of the reasons I loved Eva

I just love the average eva episode plotline.
>PATTAN AO
>pilot the eva shinji
>no but yes
>5s after mission begin the angel already won, the eva half destroyed, pilot in critical condition
>let's fire 500 rockets and a couple of atom bombs at the angel maybe it'll chill for a couple of minutes
>new esoteric plan
>ritsuko crunch the numbers 00000.1% change to succeed
>hell yeah best odds we've ever seen
>drop kick the angel until his balls explode

>>5984646
No EVA fan will feel any joy watching rebuilds.

>>5989363
This song always makes me smell lipstick

>>5996219
KINO

>>5986812
is the song from Steely Dan?

>>5999030
yes. its "Only A Fool Would Say That"

>>5990727
>I don't have Google, so go fuck off
>Everyone has Google you dipship, it came free with your fucking internet
Appears as "Duet this w/ some fire lyrics" by August Brainard and "Donald Brown", but it seems like a stupid Tik Tok trend. The YT video got turned down

>>5974596
>NGE in filename
>Rebuild clips
Why are you people like this

>>6000336
>lurk in wsg
>go to eva thread
>whine
>never post eva content
>scam innocent tourists in the capital

Why is [REDACTED] like this?

>>6000336
is it a good webm or not?

>>5984646
look at how her tits bounce. fuck i love boobs

>>5954129
Is this good advice ?

>>5919829
What..what is this SoNg, i really like this soNG, it's awesome sONg i must own this song.

>>6002440
I await the day somebody does an AI remake of the entire show with the Beavis and Butthead cast.

>>5915695
i love you Asuka.

>>5922962
Kino

>>6007016
cool

The First Weeb

>>5915692 (OP)
Bump

>>6007682
wasa that Sakura Wars? It got broadcasted in the US but not the games?

>>6002803
No, watch it all in the order it released in, and only watch death2 if you need a refresher on what happened throughout the series.
>watch all four rebuilds
Only watch the first two, then whatever fanfic you can spin up in your head is better than what actually happens.

>>5937054
>>5937184
What absolutely cringe and gay shit. If Shinji had been a Chad, the world would have been destroyed in episode 1 because the first Angel had to be defeated by Eva going berserk, which was the plan all along.

Imagine watching a fictional show and having a manic episode and self-inserting yourself as a better hero than the characters. Was this made by a middle schooler?

>>6007682
damn, that's a pretty good deal on subway sandwiches

>>6012209
Why...

>>5993357
Hell yeah it is.

>>6012683
Because of McEVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XX8UnP5rHA

>>6015124
Hey, that's pretty good!

>>6016033
checked

>>5923885
>>5923887
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>>5923891
Japs are fucking weird, is it true a large percent of them are afraid to flush the toilet so they eat their own shit?

>>6014924
Transform!!

I am (not) one of you ~ Evangelion x Jack Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvs3YCI1HE