Thread 5924901

Whatever you got

>>5924901 (OP)
>>5924911
lmao this shit sucks ass

op are you 14? wtf is this lame crap

>>5925840
>>5925848
here's something actually scary

>>5925906
>>5926055
wow... this thread sucks lmaooo

>>5926624
ok heres an actually scary one

>>5925906
wow they failed that morale check

>>5927404
>the way it's face changes when the cops arrive
Lel

Does anyone have those 2 webms where it's some animated short where some guy with a shotgun hides in an attic and shoots some weird creature?

>>5927402
>>5927404
>stopped by a wooden door
This retard is defeated by hiding in a closet lmao

>>5924901 (OP)
My pant full of shite
My boxer full of shite
My short full of shite
My trouser full of shite

>>5928141
>walking with pant full of shite
scawy

>>5927039
he's afraid the 400lb whale behind the camera is going to eat him.

>>5927039
only scary webum itt.
>>5928693
thats a cruiseship retard

>>5927703
Right up

anyone have the "shills are not real people" video?

>>5929212
Song name? And no it's not Darude Sandstorm.

I originally saw this video in 2 webms, but I didn't save them so here's the yt video
sorry for the inconvenience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9qRysIEfYI

>>5927711
>stopped by a wooden door
He must be jewish

>>5929630
<3

>>5927404
>>5927402
Regular blackie, but he became a ghost

>>5924901 (OP)
lame af, op is a turbo faggot

>>5929211
lmao i remember this shit making me shit my pants when i was like 12

marble hornets was so lame in retrospect

>>5924901 (OP)
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
eat a bag AIDs ridden cocks, you, winged piece of shit faggot. fuck you, op.

Somebody needs to post that TMNT snuff video from years ago. It doesn't get more fucked than that.

>>5931843
what the hell happened here?

>>5927039
holy fuck i'm so lucky to be an incel

>>5931890
spooky ghost woman

>>5929664
start your search with extro music.

Scary because you share the road with people like this.

this one is from australia

>>5933081
sexo

>>5929295
I had to dig a bit, but I found it. Just for (you).

>>5931864
Pretty sure that's NSFW.

>>5933078
>White hat
They are either on his shitlist or are getting extra jump hours

>>5927039
>short answers
>no elaboration or sincerity
>fake smile
>clearly uncomfortable
Dude absolutely gets abused. I wonder what insane shit she said she would do.

>>5927402
Shit was hilarious when it just looked like some big baby smashing his head against the door. The crap after sucked.

>>5931897
I think some rather choose this over being alone, but yeah, those without self respect

>>5929216
Is there a version with tone, or got a link to the source?

>>5933913
the music really makes it, it's some song slowed down but it really works for the subject

also, realistically, you have higher chances of running into a bot or an indian than an actual person on the Internet, it's depressing but also liberating, find yourself a corner you like and enrich it while everything else goes to shit and self destroys

>>5934910
Totally

>>5927039
100% staged

Shit thread.

>>5929212
So this is how abuse feels like huh...

>>5937079
all hostage videos are, dummy.

>>5933078
Dude's going for his Marlon

>>5931890
Nerve gas

Scary. 0
Unsettling 0
Creepy. 0

Waste of a thread

>>5924908
i'll suck the dick of whoever gets this extremely niche reference relating to that video: chama9ma9

>>5927402
why do they always make physics simulations so fucking overdone. Whether it's water, cloth or hair simulation, they always crank it up to 11

>>5929209
>>5929210
That's more like it!

>>5937322
I hate that the Jews had this done to me, and that my dumb boomer parents bought into it. To this day, they still defend Israel. I will live to see the day that nation is no more.

>>5937198
Fat
Nigger
Faggot

Check 'em

>>5929649
what’s this from

>>5939955
For context, this is the house of some hoarder who would dig up dead little girls and mummify them.

>>5937722
probably beau is afraid

nightmare fuel warning

>>5937217
lol I get it

>>5927039
Dude needs to learn how its done from this guy

>>5941566
It says what?

>>5935742
bot post

>>5935754
uh based?

>>5927402
Retarded TikTok zoomer shit

>>5941886
What the actual fuck

>>5945971
>joojoo cum!!!

>>5945965
Not scary or unsettling. Just repulsive.
Stop posting this shit.

>>5941886
>>5944609
Isn't this based on a meme?

>>5945975
story?

>>5931843
The audio cuts off at several parts all I could understand is the dude telling the lady (mom maybe) to stop doing something. The title says cursed woman or something like that. Early 2000s Japanese scary videos are genuinely the worst, they are all the same with shaky cam and shitty effects, they become funny at a certain point.

>>5937386
It's not just the joos that do this diabolical shit to babies ... christians and mudslimes do it too. I hate religion so much.

>>5927039
She sounds fat.

>>5924901 (OP)
hey guys, just want to dump this one for another thread!

>>5947823
Troons are pretty fucking creepy, so this is relevant.

>>5933913
grok is this real

>>5947653
>>5937386
After seeing Destiny's cock and seeing what an uncircumcised dick looks like, I think circumcision should be mandatory. Absolutely disgusting

>>5937220
They’re taught to do bigger than life as it’s a constant battle to impress and outcompete. Show you can do the extreme so your employers know you can do what they want.

>>5949168
>Dude I saw this one internet e-drama e-celeb’s cock because reasons and this influences my worldview

Make no mistake, and don’t you forget it, you are an npc.

>>5926640
Not scary so much as a decent story

>>5939955
First one that actually was unsettling

>>5944609
It's been posted on here for years

>>5929210
i like to think that he lived in the end

>>5945967
sexual relief emergency?

>>5949163
what geimu

>>5949244
outer worlds or something like that

>>5949248
cheers

>>5949168
>Destiny
Had to look him up. I'm ashamed to come from the same state as that retard. Why are you looking at his dick pics?

>>5949190
god, i love this

>>5949185
i sure hope so

>>5949182
Pov: spelunking in mr slaves asshole

>>5949270
Seems like an alpha build or something.

>>5951745
yeah I'm confused about that video vs the game

>>5949909
ylyl

>>5933913
it really is insane to me how feigning even the slightest bit of tech literacy lets you trick people with no tech literacy into believing literally anything

>>5949909
Thats about 164 years.

>>5951779
t. Ranjesh Patel

>>5927039
Strong "Someone commented on another video that he's being actively starved and now we're compensating but he fucking knows he's not actually getting to eat" energy.

>>5929213
I completely forgot we passed the day of the pant and nothing happened.

>>5929630
I can't tell if this cat is passing of failing the reflection test.

Vid by VibingLeaf

>>5937322
She happened upon the crazy notion that men can feel pain.

>>5937386
It's already happening. Jews are going to have to think real hard about the Samson option in the coming decades.

>>5947514
Modern day Europe

>>5952262
All I have to say to them on the matter is, "Do it, faggots!"

>>5952385
Time to die for the sake of global Jewry. Don't worry about your daughters, we'll take good care of them.

>>5952385
wtf is happening here :(

>>5952551
Ukrainian TCR (recruitment center) are chasing and attacking dad who wants to volunteer for frontlines.

>>5929091
excellent

>>5924901 (OP)
I like this one

>>5952551
He doesnt want to die for the russian anti-nazi zog machine designed to depopulate russia and deplete its military.

Fun fact the second most spoken language in Isreal is Russian. Weird coincidence. Ignore this please.

>>5949244
>>5949248
>>5949270
>>5951745
>>5951757
Outer WILDS. And yeah, this looks like a really early version, maybe when it was still the director's grad school project.

>>5927039
Poor guy, but I can't be scared of women. They're basically just bigger dumber kids

>>5951818
Why is that unsettling? Looks like a regular day in San Francisco/Detroit/New York/Los Angeles

>>5947511
I don't think the japs are refrencing the anon who fantasized about feeding a girl a bowl of eggs. I mean MAYBE KSJK-017 is but defos not the other film.

>>5942897
Job appliaction

>>5954635
fucking hell

>>5931534
Why?

>>5949180
fuck this encode is so good
>0:42
nvm

>>5952238
Only kids find this scary

>>5952912
i call this one Tumblr aesthetic

>>5941886
>Marebito PoV

>>5926640
kowaaa~

>>5949205
lost

>>5953867
>>5941886
"Why are you doing this ?"

>>5929212
>KING CRIMSON

>>5925906
I like the music. Wouldn't say no to some recommendations.

>>5958745
This is the sort of person who doesn't think about anything before they do something.

>>5927711
In any case like this, the answer is the monster enjoys / consumes fear and is just toying with you

>>5958745
What the fuck is going on? I need context here.

>>5958745
Carabiner the GOAT

>>5958745
Why the fuck would you touch the rope? Wtf

Does anyone have a source on the song used in this webm?

>>5958970
13 Angels Standing Guard 'Round the Side of Your Bed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZfGa5t4e8&pp=ygU0MTMgYW5nZWxzIHN0YW5kaW5nIGd1YXJkICdyb3VuZCB0aGUgc2lkZSBvZiB5b3VyIGJlZNIHCQmyCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

>>5959000
thank you!

>>5929212
plap plap plap?

>>5929649
kek

>>5943414
Did I miss something?

>>5924901 (OP)
Does anyone have the webm of the guy dirtbiking through the forest, where all of a sudden all the birds and insects go silent and the whole forest becomes totally quiet

>>5927039
this is like the opening scene from that videogame where the guy's arms become snakes
also
>because i just spent SOME money on you
>as opposed to men being expected to spend all their money on women

>>5953494
That's a Ukrainian video kike
Those "hecking based nazis" are literally funded by Israel and fight for gay sex and degeneracy.

>>5958745
I saw the vid on YouTube and if I correctly recall, the guy has a parachute.

>>5958745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

>>5958745
So many questions.
Why is this the sketchiest zipline I've ever seen? Are they going about this correctly? What the fuck is that shit halfway down the line that stops them? Why does the rest of the line after that look completely fucked?

>>5959306
>>5958959
The setup is meant to get you to that spot in the middle where you stop then you parachute down

>>5931607
>>5931608
What's scary about kigs?

>>5952476
I bet she farts so stinky after this haha can you just imagine ghahaha

>>5954341
dont worry lads those are just the Hounds of Tindalos in action

>>5952908
מה את עושה לי אממה לא פשוטה עוברת על
תושבי כדור הארץ לאן הכפיות שלנו הולכות
זה חבר זה אויב דברו אליי אני מצטער אבל
אין פה שאלה בכלל אני אומר לתקוף ועכשיו
סליחה מה פתאום לתקוף כי ה אוהב כפיות
תגיד תודה א יכול לקחת לך תי כל דבר אחר
הכפיות האלה הן שלנו וככה זה ישאר חברים
אתם אומרים פה דברים קשים קשטה דברים קשים
מאוד אני יכול להבטיח לכם שמרשי הוא חיזר
רגיש הוא חבר שום פעולה צבעית הוא עצ סליח
אי איך בדיוק נתה העורך דין שלו מי שמ
תייצרו כפיות מנסים כל הזמן פשוט ברגע שזה נהיה
כפיתי אני מאוד מצר אני אמתי נכון אני
אמתי אני חולה על השטויות שלו כן אני עושה
עליו דוקו עכשיו אה וואלה איזה יופי אני
גם עושה נראה לי
ניב הרי נאמר קלמנ אסכן קפיט תודה רבה
ונעבור לתחזית בני וואי וואי תודה בני
פרסומת אחת
וחזרנו לרגעים בלי כפיות
מלקיות וואי
אחי אוקיי שאלה ראשונה חשבת על זה שאתה
אולי סתם מגנט
סליחה או
מגד אתם כל כך
חמודים רגע מה איתי

>>5952908
What are you doing to me, a difficult thing is happening to the inhabitants of the Earth, where are our spoons going? This is a friend, this is an enemy. Talk to me, I'm sorry, but there's no question here at all. I say attack. Now, excuse me. Why attack? Because he loves spoons? Say thank you, I can take everything else from you. These spoons are ours, and that's how we'll stay friends. You're saying hard things here. Hard things. I can assure you that my client is a suitor. He's sensitive. He's a friend. No color action. He's apologetic. No, how exactly did his lawyer come up with that? Those who make spoons are constantly trying. Just as soon as it becomes forced, I'm very sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sick of his nonsense. Yes, I do. Doc him now. Oh, wow, how beautiful. I do too. I think I do. It's a idiom. We'll risk a spoon. Thank you very much. And let's move on to the forecast, my son. Wow, thank you, my son. One advertisement. We're back to moments without spoons. Malkiot, wow. Brother, okay, first question. Have you thought about whether you are
maybe just a magnet
sorry or
a Maged you are so
cute Wait what about me

>>5956756
It's from the Doom 2016 ost i think

>>5937322
Yet, Americans will support circumcision with every fiber of their being.

>>5958967
Adrenaline kicks in, brain shuts off. Dude's acting on instinct, and instincts are retarded.

>>5929664
Darude Sandstorm

>>5955607
jumpscare warning

>>5952476
>you have to EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>5937322
I'm really lucky to be one of the few Americans with a dad that actually loved him

>>5931607
I've jerked off to these plenty of times.
Nothing creepy about the if the actor inside knows what they are doing

>>5939955
There is a house in my city that decorates their front yard with things that look like this.

>>5958745
I have never seen this video, but I have recurring dreams about scenarios just like this, except usually I am holding on because it's not connected to my body.

>>5937722
Beau is Afraid

>>5933077
>that ending

>>5925906
That’s only scary for noguns

>>5961348
> Dude's acting on instinct, and instincts are retarded.
Base jumpers are not known for their high iq

>>5959350
What is the effort involved to put a several mile long cable across a valley 400 meters high anyways? Just the weight of the cable itself must be crazy heavy

>>5926640
That story sucks dick

>>5935146
>>5931897
yeah but you're still a loser. you didn't suddenly move up the ladder

>>5952908
That's kinda funny

>>5964289
boo

>>5964317
Shut up weeb. You'll praise anything japanese.

>>5964322
what the fuck
I'm not even weeb, japan is gay and cringe. Vietnam has good coffee and cool guns.

>>5964323
Glad we agree. japan is gay and cringe af

>>5964339
yes and I regularly argue with my friends who are japanese obsessed simply to shit on their days

>>5947514
nigerian locals stormed a warehouse containing covid 19 supplies

>>5929649
Beau is afraid. Dogshit movie

>>5959216
>gay sex and degeneracy
You mean the number 1 activity in Poccnr army and prisons?

>>5929492
Been forever since I've seen this movie. It's pretty good, but the ending is retarded.

>>5931864
Ninja Turtle Sex Museum?

>>5959000
Nice digits

>>5937322
>sees all that
>still thinks her mom just "might" be crazy
women are so insanely monolithic.

>>5963854
It's an anti aircraft deterrence. I think this was Yugoslavia. A heavy cable would shred a jet going through the canon.

>>5959350
>>5963854
Those other anons are either fucking with you or retarded. It's just some cable like for an electrical tower or phone lines out somewhere in the mountains. He has a parachute and thought it would be fun to "Zipline" down to the middle of it to jump from. That thing that stopped him is a stabilizer probably connected to the ground or another line to keep it from swaying too much. He didn't know/think about it being there and obviously his makeshift Zipline went way quicker than he expected which is why he was freaking out.

looking for a video that's been posted here a few times before
it's a screamer video about a guy holding a camera pov
he's outside and he turns around the corner of his building or barn
the camera is faced to the ground and when he puts the camera back up there's this cgi alien monster thing's face and does a scream

>>5952222
Checked

>>5953494
Your cope is hilarious. This is a video depicting Ukrainian TCC, of which there are thousands at this point.

>>5933077
oh my fucking god that made ma laugh hard

>>5931608
>>5931608
This makes me sad.

>>5959306
Iirc correctly, it isn't actually a zip line but anti-helicopter cables. That area is a frequent hot bed and these were installed years ago to prevent helis from using the terrain to mask flight paths.

>>5931843
feet

Have we forgotten how to do horror as a species? Will Hereditary be the last good horror movie and fucking Darkwood the last good horror game? This entire thread is actually the lowest quality, lowest brow, gayest attempt at horrorslop I have ever seen.

>>5954635
I think I just shat myself. Thanks anon. Reported.