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>>5932676 (OP)
Them bois moist

>>5932693
Food looks ass. Would rape her though.

>>5932689
fake
women never know what they want to eat

>>5932676 (OP)
I appreciate posting the sequel to the Twinkology

>>5932742
Kek because true

>>5932713
>I'm Jill star
Lost

>>5932730
Top kek! This video has everything!

>>5932723
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO. THANK YOU BASED RETARD!!!!!!!!!

>>5932725
It's like walmart americans who drink 5 cans of coke a day no longer taste the sweetness in food that isn't drenched in sugar. Niggers have drowned their food in so much spice that they can't taste what is underneath anymore, even when the spice is taken to a normal level.

>>5932744
Is that butchered Nujabes in the background?

>>5932744
6 billion?

>>5932724
>Needs more lawrys
lmao

>>5932676 (OP)
aw cardo!

>>5932683
>>5932684
Can zoomers explain labubu to me? Just seems like a shitty monchichi ripoff to me.

>>5932676 (OP)
when his nails were revealed i lol'd

>>5932717
The nigger had the best recipe...

>>5932729
>>5932730
>sheboon lisping unintelligible niglish without subtitles
>annoyance rising
>washes muthafuckin chikin with dishsoap
>annoyance shifting into ragemode
>ghetto cricket chirps
My fucking sides!

>>5932724
>>5932725
>>5932727
>>5932728
I have a hypothesis about this, I think that blacks just have underdeveloped taste buds which is why everything they make has to be seasoned to death

>>5933479
your hypothesis is retarded because europeans went crazy for spices when they became available too

>>5933484
do you know what underdeveloped means?

>>5932718
honestly i would try all of these
>>5932721
I would not try this though. god dammit, kathy

>>5932729
>>5932730
i wonder if the internet is responsible for people literally washing chicken. Like originally it was just rinsing off feathers and blood and shit that cheap butchers would leave on, but after online rhetoric around it became mainstream and it became a racial identity thing, I cant help but to wonder if some black people overcompensated and thought they had to use soap. Because there's also other videos of people ridiculing others for using soap.

>>5933364
Im guessing this is a Bavarian accent? She sounds like Herzog.

What's the best part about making meatballs?

>>5932730
Could I get rich by making "chicken soap" and marketing to the black community?

>>5932690
Only the honey was acceptable what is wrong with him

>>5933479
the answer is much simpler
>grow up poor as shit
>at almost all times, you will be using the worst quality base ingredients
>your mother spice-bombs the shit out of everything to compensate
>you grow up getting used to that taste and prefer it

>>5932729
21, 6 kids, washing chicken, plastic cutlery because too lazy to wash, the chirp, paper plates

>>5933370
Are you just saying random words?

>>5933844
>so to

>>5933849
You'll have to forgive my typos, phone posting with chalk on my hands.

>>5932679
his car has to be nasty sticky as hell

>>5932723
Cut out the middle part

>>5932729
the chirp always sends me

>>5933583
You would probably end up getting sued because it's unsanitary. Maybe if it came with instructions to sanitize your sink area afterwards you'd be okay.
Also black people are poor so probably not unless if you could get it in a store that takes EBT.

Ahhh, so when a poor white person ends up with diabetes because they can't stop adding sugar to everything they consume, that's just a class thing. But when a poor black person ends up with hypertension because they can't stop adding salt to everything they consume, that's a race thing.
Thank you for clearing up this confusion.

>>5933882
Jamie, pull up the most common bought EBT items

>>5932679
do americans really eat this in their cars?

>>5932689
wait whats that stove setup, why does he have some kind of weird stand for the pan?

>>5932676 (OP)
H-HUSBAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?
What does he mean by husband? I thought they were just friends.

>>5932679
he looks black, asian and mexican at the same time

If you watch videos of people eating you should kill yourself. I can't imagine anything lower. At least zoomers watching streamers get the fake friendship.

>>5932713
>kugel
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>5932718
>Haaaaay its ya gurl Kathy

>>5934140
What's the point of a fucking sandwich if it's soggy? I need some bread to hold my bread at that point. A paper wrapper is just going to stick to it.

>>5933487
(you)

>>5932717
this can't be real

>>5934163
sacrificing some convnience for much better flavor is worth it. Besides they probably offer gloves

>>5933484
by "went crazy" you mean they circumnavigated the globe, a far cry from doing ragebait tiktok videos
but I'm sure you meant well

>>5934140
This is nothing short of a crime against humanity

>>5934163
People who eat slop with their hands anyways probably dont care.

>>5934020
you cannot be this dense anon...

>>5932679
>ka-june
Did that retard mean cajun?

>>5933364
this is just a mont blanc (if youre french)/vermicelles (if youre swiss) but with vanilla and strawberry instead of chestnut and cream

>>5934297
this one has to be a joke

>>5932683
kill them all

>>5932713
Victoria a cute but I bet she f*ck black dudes

>>5934551
That's vile.

>>5934140
the US already planning an invasion, jesus

>>5933479
It's more that they killed their tastebuds and can't feel anything that isn't buried in lowry's. Same thing with people who love spicy "hot" food.
People really don't understand how sensitive our tastebuds are.
That's like making fun of people who listen their music at low volume because you killed your ears by blaring shit at max volume when you were a teenager.

Kek
Where do all these armchair analysts come from? Shut the fuck up

>>5934695
That's like making fun of people who enjoy watching paint dry because you fried your dopamine receptors with tiktok slop.

>>5934567
and the food looks awful.
and such small portions.

Post more, comment less.

>>5934839
post less ai videos

>>5932676 (OP)
Please post more of these bucks they crack me up

>>5934920
God knows I’d be too powerful if I had a boy wife who cooked beautiful meals for me every day and paid the bills with TikTok money

>>5934549
That's just smoked meat until dry, not jerky

>>5932859
Spices add micronutrients and other compounds beneficial to your health that you need to not be a sluggish, depressed faggot. What the black people mean is that the food isn't salty. Lawry's has so mich salt in it.

>>5933370
Seems to be kinda similar but soulless as fuck and a 100% bot/clickfarm marketed product.
Nobody with a brain is buying that shit

>>5932728
My dad used to drench his food in tabasco, to the point the smell is burned into my brain

>>5932724
>>5933062
wtf is lawrys

>>5934996
>Spices add micronutrients and other compounds beneficial to your health that you need to not be a sluggish, depressed faggot.
nigga stop talking you don't know a thing about nutrients

>>5932731
offtopic but this guy reminded me of sam hydes parody of a day in the life of an influencer

>>5934973
This is pretty great

>>5933365
I cannot possibly take something called steamed soup seriously

>>5933868
lmfao

>>5934909
It's apparently from Oman, not NVidia.
>>5934994
Can you explain the difference? Carne Seca seems just like good jerky to me.
>>5935041
Lawry's is a spice mix made famous in the Great Seasoning War of 2023. See >>5932723 for what was a melanin-enhanced shit hurricane centered around the need to put a half shaker of Lawry's on everythang.
Lawry's is the opposite of video attached. Salt, cheap spices and whatever chemicals in a matrix of MSG. The Blacks use it like normal people use salt and pepper, except in an abundance that begars the mind.

>>5933957
100%. It's not a roadtrip unless you have a seafood boil as a driving snack

>>5934920
>>5934969
this is some of the most wholesome content on all of 4chan. obviously everything on social media is fake, but i like to think that these dudes are as happy and tenderly in love as they appear.

>>5932723
I love this woman so much it's insane

>>5935283
jaylinn pulling a prank on cardo that he tested positive for AIDS and cardo probably has it too wasn't wholesome

>>5934973
Glorius

>>5932731
Listen I too think that soijack memes are done to death, but LOOK at him! He just can't fucking help himself pogging out.

>>5932949
Oy Vey! Are you questioning the 6 Billion, Goy?! Oy Gevalt shut him down!

theodore, my midnight snack

>>5932680
why do they all have that dysgenic face

>>5935454
So you can easily skip watching.

>>5935115
>Lawry's is a spice mix
If you have no idea what you're talking about, then just shut the fuck up.This is like saying Toyota is an SUV.

>>5932689
i thought it was gonna be her changing her mind over and over for the whole clip. Missed opportunity for comedy Andy.

>>5935475
how is he wrong though

>>5935503
Lawry's is the name of a company, like Badia. One of their products being "seasoned salt".

>>5935321
lmfao is that true?

>>5935528
My god, my Great Gran is alive and looking very different

>>5935514
so when the black queen said "it need mo lawrys" she was talking nonsense because how can you put company on your spaghetti?
shut your mouth up faggot

>>5935562
>so when the black queen said "it need mo lawrys" she was talking nonsense
Yes. I'm glad you were able to realise your stupidity.

>>5935564
I assume you never said "to google" because that's the company name or "I'm gonna use qtips to clean my ears" because how can you use a brand to clean your ears or "photoshop" something because that's the name of a program not the process by which you edit photos?
Are you perchance autistic?

>>5935567
>qtips
You mean cotton swabs?
>photoshop
I use GIMP

>>5935569
>I use GIMP
Autist confirmed, as you were

>>5935283
It's not wholesome. They're faggots you degenerate fuck. Kill yourself.

>>5935588
die incel chud

>>5935514
so you're being an annoying cunt is what you're saying

>>5935611
Words have meaning. If you're white then use them properly.

>>5935475
wtf is she eating? why is there a live crab running away?

>>5935620
ok, dork.

>>5932715
All side dishes and a desert? Not only that, 3 fucking starches? 4 if you include the uncooked stuffing. Jfc these guys are retarded.

>>5935475
>>Lawry's is a spice mix
>If you have no idea what you're talking about
Edumacate me, fren. What is Lawry's?

>>5935624
Beef tripe. Something they call "money belly", apparently. I have no idea what's with the crab, though.

>>5935528
I get that it's a satire but I still hate it when people waste food.

>>5934909
Retard

>>5935706
It's fine, he's white. He's allowed to waste food.

>>5935588
>They're faggots
wait what? Proof?

>>5935115
Bolis have always looked disgusting to me, not murrican btw

>>5932676 (OP)
lol the fake deep voice shit

>>5932693
whore

>>5932727
same type of nigger that says that mexican is a language and that people should speak 'american', fuck this monkey

>>5934973
holy kek

>>5932729
How do you get to a point where you have 6 kids as at 21? Is she having a kid once a year or something? I don't blame her for being bad at cooking at this point, cause you'd have to be a dealing with sub iq retard.

>>5933364
Salty salt? As opposed to sweet salt?

>>5932744
I hate this guys voice. Almost as bad as daily dose of internet

>>5936152
Stop crying retard, it's a video.

>>5934163
Isn't birria also soggy yet still enjoyed throughout USA. If you don't like soggy bread then its your personal opinion but don't assume every soggy bread sandwich is bad

>>5934549
You have to use a lean cut to make jerky because fat turns stale easily.

>>5934551
he cute

>>5934973
cute :3

>>5934553
Mentally ill

>>5936750
kill yourself.

>>5935767
looked good until the green shit

>>5932724
>"there is not a seasoning in sight"
>clearly shows carrots and leaves, probably basil
i bet shaniqua thinks seasoning is the spice packet she gets at walmart

>>5932676 (OP)
Would
Both of them
At the same time

>>5936129
Prolly cause it's literally swamp food, the grub of bog hogs.

>>5936382
Stop crying retard, it's a post.

>>5936750
I look like him

>>5937051
the cute one or the nigger?

>>5932676 (OP)
It’s even more based knowing they’re married.

>>5932689
All that effort and then he uses that dogshit toasted sandwich maker. Those things are absolute garbage. Use a pan or a sandwich press or kill yourself.

>>5934399
The only joke around here is you, cuck.

>>5937068
the cute nigger

And then people wonder why fags are hated all around the world.

>>5937144
its 2025 uncle

>>5937144
everyone is hated by someone

a lot of people probably hate you just as much as they hate fags

does that mean you're a fag? it does, i bet you have two dicks in your dick right now

>>5932715
how do I get invited to one of these events?

>>5933364
I'd like to put my spätzle in her presse if you know what I mean

>>5937151
be a transgender person

>>5937149
seethe more, plaguebearer

>>5935454
Nose? Voice? You can't fucking tell? JEW.

>>5932676 (OP)
cardoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5932679
i'm confused
i remember him being white in these threads

>>5932680
>>5937465
goddammit

>>5937119
nigger

>>5937119
no such thing

>>5937119
based

>>5937119
kek

>>5934020
>

>>5935528
Does anybody have the real deep fried butter video? I mean the one from a news segment

>>5937929
so what is he?

>>5937929
This looks like complete dogshit. 30 fucking dollars.

>>5932676 (OP)
These guys are very endearing. I am praying they repent someday.

>>5937960
mexican

>>5937929
>9.15

How the fuck can you score something to that degree of accuracy?

>>5938296
gotta respect. his taste is just that refined

>>5933370
it's an irl lootbox because you don't know what you get but it's also tulip mania market because they believe it will increase in price.

>>5934196
unfortunately momma has a youtube channel and there's more including thanksgiving prep and spread.
here's darryl trying out the pinapples mayo and cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_blyw20FM-U

>>5932680
>The waffles fresh, the chickens juicy, 8.7/10
>Not worth it, 7.3/10
Why is this retard rating things from 7 to 9 instead of 0/1 to 10? I get that most people tend to rate things higher, treating around 6.5 as average rather than 5, but even then he's saying it's above average while not being worth it.

>>5933370
Remember Beanie Babies? Yeah, it's that again, except with all of the added bullshit you'd expect beanie babies to have if beanie babies came out in the tiktok/influencer era.

>>5938492
>sunflower oil
and right out of the gate he's failed

>>5938501
She has to eat all the eggs.

>>5938503
Sunflower oil outside of the US is not unhealthy becauase we dont extract it with petrochemicals.
The reason seed oils are bad is they have traces of things like benzene but this is only a problem in the States and places like China

'Cado, your dinner is ready...

>>5932729
her nasal voice makes me wanna sneeze

>>5938628
lmao

>>5932676 (OP)
I would kill for a woman to love me like those love each other. Sometimes I wish I was a fag, because I've received more love from male friends (no homo) than from any woman.

>>5937151
Be rock bottom

>>5932839
God how I hate this jewish faggot

>>5936779
>carrots and leaves, probably basil
carrot, onion, celery

>>5938789
Homosexual men do not feel love the same way a female and male do. You aren't missing much, don't worry.

>>5937929
I hope he cleans his own car afterwards, because if I owned a car wash and some spic fuck showed up with ice cream and cotton candy all over the dash and seats and told me to clean it I would loose my shit

>>5938789
It's fake bullshit for social media, stupid. Though I do agree that you are very likely gay

>>5938829
why? it's your job

>>5938833
If you bring your car to me I will shoot you in front of your wife

>>5938837
uncle you work at a car wash lol

>>5934920
>>5934969
>>5934297
>>5932676 (OP)
I usually hate niggers and hate gays, but these two look kind of cool to hang around and have as friends in your neighborhood. Good for them they found each other.

>>5938622
>The reason seed oils are bad is they have traces of things like benzene but this is only a problem in the States and places like China
That's part of it. Processing of seed oil might turn it rancid too though unless you're getting cold pressed and stored in a dark container to block out light.

>>5938849
>but these two look kind of cool to hang around and have as friends in your neighborhood.
Yeah they look like they'd be cool to hang around with and and maybe go shopping for clothes and then go out for drinks and maybe after drinking you want to start dancing and then you go back to their places and then you might start kissing a little and then having sex and getting married later. But not in a gay way, just as friends.

>>5932676 (OP)
why almost all selfie videos are flipped?

>>5938628
i miss him...

>>5938829
>loose my shit
I choose to believe that's not a typo.

>>5938887
So that the screen behaves like a mirror to the person recording.

>>5938876
that's not what he meant

>>5938874
I use cold pressed whenever possible. I dont have any at the moment though just some stuff thats been pressed with heat but I only really use it for seasoning pans and fry with butter and/or olive oil so I dont rlly see it as a problem.
If I was cooking something that needed loads of sunflower or rapeseed oil id get some cold pressed though.

>>5938628
Queen of /qa/ thoughbeit

>>5933479
This is it. They have extremely primitive tastebuds so they need everything to be extremely salty, or sugary, or spicy. They can't taste subtle or complex flavors.

>>5937929
The more I watch this the more I wonder if this is parody. Especially the 2 digits after the comma rating but also the way everything he does is more of a mess than it needs to be. Either parody or fetish vid I'm not sure

>>5939258
>how hungry are you? :)
>i'm not that hungry
kek

>>5934020
There's no way.
Theres's just no way.
Come on man.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe you.

Requesting the fat bong lad who eats his mom's leftover chicken in a restaurant. Please and thank you.

>>5932715
most cliche zoomer meetup ive ever seen

>>5939455
not sure if there's a sound version

>>5932685
Ou da tingles!

>>5939309
getting increasingly difficult to tell reality from parody/satire these days

>>5939601
Bless your heart, anon. I don't think I've ever seen this with sound, either.

>>5932744
Hey, I’ve been to this place. Was trying to find a place with vegetarian options in that area earlier this year and saw that place suggested. It went pretty much exactly as it did in that video, though I also had a giant glass of tea. The gyoza was pretty damn tasty.

>>5939811
nice try Chang

>>5932689
plays with the ground meat too much

>>5938876
You know for a fucking fact that Cardo and The Other Guy would be an absolute gas at the neighborhood cookout. It doesn't matter if it tastes good or not, pulling out some of that funny colored Cheetos fried chicken would blow everyone's minds.

>>5939219
How does this factor into their love of corn starch and mineral deficiencies, aka Pika.

>>5939631
In a lifetime of video production, this is the first time I've ever seen someone clip a Lav mic to their throat. I'm assuming this is ASMR stuff but that is pretty weird.

>>5934839
wtf musment park is this? for ded chickens? like wtf lol

>>5939455
>his mom's leftover chicken in a restaurant
It's not his mom's leftovers from home; it's the meal she ordered at the restaurant and didn't finish.

>>5935115
>It's apparently from Oman, not NVidia.
i looked it up and it might be real? the first guy's hand movements look really bizarre though.

>>5940356
I think he's trying not to burn himself and it looks weird. I'll try to find a longer clip of this, the net said it was for some kind of event.
>>5940346
it spins you right round, baby, right round

>>5935628
you dont really mean ok, because u r not ok. reconsider ur position, frame of thinking and most importantly your state of mind.

>>5939869
>I'm assuming this is ASMR stuff but that is pretty weird.
It is and it is.

>>5938464
guy has NPS brainrot

>>5932686
>that bald ass head
>not burnt to living fuck or tanned
obvious office worker larping

>>5939813
Nta, but chinese food is to american food what american food is to european food. Americans are the chinks of the west

>>5934149
this song is so overused and gay. its one of the fucking many cuteasmrcore slop songs that gets shit out. but this one and the animal crossing one are the most annoying. i want to slit female throats when i hear it.

>>5938876
die faggot.
i want to lift with cardo and eat candy with the niggerboi wife.

>>5934983
obviously fake. cardo always has a big smile on his face

>>5938464
>>5940489
>>5932680
He's sponsored obviously

>>5933370
Everyone's bored and lonely so they constantly need some kind of pop-culture touch stone to feel like they're part of something.
Labubu will fit the bill for a couple months

>>5939631
People get off to this? Like for real? It's not a joke that everyone but me are in on?

>>5940500
not anymore
Kennedy is removing all the poison from US food

>>5935279
kek

>>5939601
a day in the sad life of an amerifat

>>5940500
are you retarded? When I was in Germany, the only things you could buy at convenient stores were chocolate and sausages

>>5940471
I recently discovered this guy's youtube channel. Such a goldmine.

>>5939319
You can even see his disappointment at the response.

>>5940478
I'm a lazy fuck that does this too, the trick is to shake the container before you pour though

>>5932676 (OP)
This was extremely painful to watch. And it has nothing to do with cooking. Did you mean to make a hockey thread?

>>5935454
That guy in particular because he's a fucking jew.
The other guys are just amerimutts.

>>5932689
>plant oil instead of animal fat
>ton of sugary sauce
>fake plastic cheese
>low quality bread
Couldn't be worse if he tried.

>>5932691
>plant oil
>ton of sugary sauce
Too bad could've been good otherwise.

>>5932693
No meat? So a whole bunch of nothing, no nutrients whatsoever.
Also the burger is too big for a mouth, looks like a shitty eating experience.

>>5940507
First time I've heard it, maybe you're a chronically online loser.

>>5934994
You can make jerky with smoke.

>>5936516
Only if you want to keep it for a long time, otherwise it's fine.

>>5934550
Why the disgusting sauce though? It ruins it.

>>5935706
Stop repeating what your mom said like a retard. We have too much food nowadays it's okay to waste it.
It's not the 19th century anymore.

>>5940791
i think it's a cheese sandwich

>>5939631
I like how the bird cups sound like birds when she drinks them

>>5940471
I like him.

>>5940354
That makes sense, I guess. I'm still puzzled as to what kind of bong restaurant serves chicken and waffles, though
>>5940748
As a non-seppo, the idea of a drink mix where you have to add your own sugar is absurd
May as well just make your own iced tea at that rate

>>5939601
Why does this british man have trouble keeping his head from nodding?

>>5940475
Look at the kid, it doesn't smell as bad as they are portraying it.

>>5940475
Retards always open it in the worst possible way, then start complaining about the stench.

>>5935500
the way this is shot makes it look like the pov is tiny and sitting on the table

>>5940774
cardo is the king of /ck/

>>5940945
No. It's not funny because it's too obvious.

>>5940881
it helps the food go down

>>5940401
personally i think french toast should be savory

>>5940575
Nice try, piss-skin.

>>5941141
I make it with my wife's sourdough bread and kefir cheese, so it's very tangy. If I want savory, I'll usually make scallion pancakes. How would you do a really savory french toast?

>>5941141
I like it with just some syrup. Maybe some fresh fruit. It's sweet, but not overwhelmingly so like in the video.

>>5939319
Yea what a retard...

He probably saw those plastic lined pots tho and decided not to get BPA'd

>>5939813
Oh no they swapped my donkey intestine for pig uterus

>>5940401
Shouldn't you make french toast with near stale/ dried out bread so it takes on the eggs more?

>>5933479
Their buds are just shot from over doing it and smoking. My dad works with an Indian and the guy can’t eating anything with subtle flavours because his buds are shot from chilli and spices.

>>5933364
Kek, fuckin based.

>>5934973
I can only assume the bite already taken out of the burger is because they couldn’t contain their laughter the first time round.

>>5938494
Too many sweet elements. Halve the amount of honey, add raw red onion and gherkins, and something like aioli or mayo.

>>5941450
Ideally yes. If you have good quality dense bread it can still work though. And with the color of that dough it looks like it already had a good amount of egg in it from the start too.

>>5941450
Yes and soak it as long as possible.

>>5941634
lol I didnt catch that

>>5937929
im getting more of a seared bite

>>5940471
more like onyo

>>5937929
i'm not sure if i'd say $30 for ice cream only giving you a pint is a "good amount"

>>5934140
I can imagine the blood pressure drop from all that garlic, I once ate a whole garlic head grated into mayo with a 400g schnitzel and nearly passed out after an hour

>>5932724
>"no gorlic powda"
I'd probably agree with my nigga Bedroom DJ. And I find the white chick even more annoying than the black one.
>>5932730
She shoul try using a washing machine.
>>5934140
Wtf, I need to try this.

>>5933555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adZ0-_M6S0

>>5940500
>words words words

>>5935031
PLING PLING BLING PLING PLANG PLING BLING

>>5942834
this is unironically not bad btw

>>5942834
bread is the gayest shit ever. i fucking hate it every time some whiny bitch uses bread to refer to all food "uhhh wahh wahhh my people have no bread how do we have bread no bread", like if these n words were really poor and starving they'd know that bread isn't a complete protein and you'll fucking die if you only eat bread. i ate only bread for a month and my muscles got really sore and my hair started falling out

>>5935028
Hey man just be glad his black ass was even around

>>5932729
>>5932730
I'm so thankful to God for not making me a nog

>>5937119
Cope

>>5939631
I like how hard that filter is fighting her fucking moon face