Thread 5954555

You laugh you lose

>>5954585
Cannot believe they would actually sing this

>>5954611
>Andy Richter in a lion costume breaks through the glass violently mauling the annoying woman

>>5954629
great day!

>>5954611
Fuckin Tinman out of nowhere.

>>5954585
HOLY SHIT THE CAMERA SHAKES WHEN SHE PLOPS HER PUDDING ASS DOWN

>>5954603
this is... this is a masterpiece. a showcase of the greatest indian memes of all time and the dumb dalits will still ask
>why all the India hate sars?!
>India superpower

>>5954627
No, Andy has been undercover in the lion's den for weeks you simpleton! The original lion is 100% real and untrained. Tell them about how deadly it was, Andy- the lion, I mean.

>>5954558
Fuck. You can hear the squeal of her little soul crushing

>>5954555 (OP)
lost

>>5954629
'start' on Monday
Wait until end of year.
Send company invoice for 80 hour weeks.

>>5954555 (OP)
Somebody please add Touhou sounds to this

>>5954608
>they

>>5954592
the wheels would be worth more than the truck, easily

>>5954736
Why would you save this?

>>5954555 (OP)
And that's how the HOA was born.

>>5954602
i lost
what is even happening here was the guinea pig diying wtf

>>5954902
1. Girl is cute
2. Song is good
3. Fatty funny

what more are you looking for?

>>5954785
They don't have souls.

>>5955024
they were fucking around with a gun trying to make a "funny" video. they didn't know it was loaded, the safety was off, blah blah blah whatever, you know the deal by now. accidentally shot and killed their pet guinea pig. hilarious.

>>5954885
Xirs lard rolls have made xir a sexless blob

>>5954558
OK but could they turn the filter on next time

still waiting for someone to post something even remotely funny.

>>5954606
lost hard

>>5954558
No you can't because this fuckin idiot uploaded the version with no sound

>>5954590
oh my gawd

>>5955909
f f f f Freeee styler

>>5955909
>>5955913

>>5954654
Oh wow, a man that carries Randy's resemblance will experience the best steamy hot sex ever in that shrine of a room.

>>5954659
No you Great day!

>>5955907
>I'm Amanda Myward
Why did he tell everybody what his name is?

>>5955938
It's fake name are you new to villainy anon ?

>>5955926
She wish brah, watching these black man with binoculars salivating.

>>5955909
I feel this would be funnier with noise of a robot sounding musculman from fegulat show. freaking out

>>5955909
>fucking normies! REEEEEEEE

>>5956021
>>5955913
lol

>>5954555 (OP)
>who did that!?
>warzone manifests on front lawn
makes me smile everytime

>>5955909
>>5955913
kek

>>5954603
Should be muslims stabbing people and blowing themselves up ... you know like IRL. Still funny. 10/10 would redeem.

>>5954606
lol and don't ask how much they gave to hamas ... little hint it's a few hundred times that amount.

>>5954788
Temu Destiny

>>5955909
Did those chinks put a human brain in there?!

>>5954788
Reminder that he got caught red-handed with loli porn that he claimed he thought were 'short stack goblins'. He also defended pedos, but those things aren't related.

>>5954590
Best part is that she was totally willing to throw the game and lose the money for the sake of the bit

>>5955419
>they
>their
fucking kill yourself

>>5954606
If they banned Narcan, the homeless problem would drop dramatically

>>5955419
>>5956271
>b-but I was referring to both people in the video
THEY didn't both shoot, did they, retard

>>5954654
Hitler had a lot of bad ideas, but Aktion T4 wasn't one of them

>>5956254
I think the loli porn was less the issue than the loli horse beastiality porn being the issue desu. Theres a webm of him in discord talking about horse cocks before it came out but can't find it now.

>>5954555 (OP)
My favorite part is Owen Wilson right at the beginning.

>>5956272
But if you need insulin, birth control, or an epipen…

>>5956291
>Waaau lol
Mine is the white T-shirt man watching the fire while everyone is running away..but hes like "i wonder what is gonna happen next.."

>>5956271
Oh yeah the one kid and the magic floating camera.
Do you really think someone is posting here that uses ungendered pronouns?

>>5956366
>that
stop posting

>>5954585
I hate fat people

>>5955419
It wasn't loaded with a full live round, noguns. You can see no projectile came out. What happened was retard thought a blank wouldn't do anything, not comprehending the expelled air pressure from a blank is still plenty to kill a guinea pig a few inches away from the muzzle.

>>5955909
lost

>>5956251
Who's the source for this? I love this kinda garbage

>>5954590
>>5956571

>>5956251
>>5956525
Seconding. Gib sauce

>>5955914
bro wtf is that? :^0

>>5955909
>>5955913
had to do it

>>5956640
I new someone would not be able to resist.
Good

>>5956633
African fauna is crazy wild anon, all kinds of creepy crawlers the size of a small dog.
You better don't sleep in the open when you go visit there.

>>5954558
They only start to recognize themselves in the mirror around six years old. Idk how old she is but this might be her first time

>>5956640
Kill yourself

>>5956525
>>5956602
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FThakjXDKz8

>>5956274
>>5956271
might wanna re-read his post carefully this time, my little ESL friend.

>>5956676
Look it up.
Whites recognize themselves when they are around 2 years old of age while blacks do it at 4 years old of age.

>>5956584
nice. just asking on the off-chance but where can i find a higher res version? np if not

>>5956860
The Steve Harley stare, on Youtube, it's from MeatCanyon

>>5954590
>suck and fuck HUWHAT

>>5956584
what a terrible steve harvey impression. even I can do it and I'm white

>>5954611
Slop

>>5956363

The guy just standing there made me lol.

Also, based instincts on the mom getting the baby out of there fast.

>>5956640
YES.

>>5956959
What did you find funny about this?

>>5956991
That there are only like 10 portapottys for about 10,000 people or so

>>5956571
>>5954590
What they do is they conduct bullshit surveys on the street outside the studio. Thus it's not very scientific, and people intentionally give bullshit answers for fun. Thus if you KNOW this you can game the system. "what would some smart alec 22 year old college kid say?"

>>5956835
Maybe they can't afford mirrors?

>>5956879
Those goofy ass bangs make it look like she has a unibrow

>>5956959
Mmmm walkable city.

>>5956584
better quality version

>>5954603
Everytime I see a pajeet video I have this cacophony of music and sounds clips playing in my head and this has captured it beautifully

>>5954592
I don't get it. My truck looks worse than that.

>>5955902
Are those people on a boat, and the stable camera just hides the movement?

>>5956236
They've done such things with rat brains. I don't doubt for a second that some evil bastard somewhere has already experimented with putting human brains into machines

>>5954590
>>5956571
>>5956584
>>5957071
>>5956866
One of you niggers post horny family fued from extreme peace

>>5954624
Not bad zoomers

>>5956254
>but those things aren't related
Very few understand this. Bravo, anon.

>>5955024
You're the only one it seems

>>5955472
I'll pull back some skin alright

>>5957268
That scene is better in English. The voice actor dominated it.

What the actual fuck is this shit thread? Where's the seared bite? Where's the fligu gigu? Where's the bald guy doing the animal noises with the funny faces? I won this thread because not a single one of these "ylyl" managed to make me crack even a smile. Do better.

>>5954606
lost

>>5954590
based.

>>5956231
poor b9 m9

>>5957356
We are sorry boss, we are tired

>>5955909
>absence of God

>>5956959
Song name?

>>5956640
Thanks anon

>>5956633
F f f f freestyla by Bomfunk

>>5956223
kek

>>5956251
0:00-0:11
the strange Eastern European sounding merchants that come into your society

>>5956491

>You can see no projectile came out.

You most likely wouldn't be able to see the projectile anyway.

>>5954788
oh irish laddy lol

>>5954736
I know it’s supposed to be funny cause fat or whatever but all I get from this is that he’s better at the stupid toktok dance than her.

>>5956284
lost and I don't know why

>>5956879
is this real

>>5957497
I thought sex offenders weren't allowed to have anything that could be used to lure children, including toys and video games.

>>5957751
i think it might be fake women dont goon to that kinda stuff only fags, but the real version probably did have something embarrassing

>>5957776
also i just realized the app isnt even in japanese yeah its fake

>>5957776
They definitely exist. One of the artists for Darkstalkers was a woman who had a fetish for cartoonishly buff men.

>>5954603
is this real?

>>5957721
>t. fatty

>>5956891
cheers m8

>>5957904
Kek I saw the podcast episode where they workshopped this sketch. It's not as funny as they thought it was.

>>5957907
lol

>>5957408
Personally i'd consider ぜ a separate word and also YYDZ reads better

>>5956251
>hits blunt
yeaahhh dude

>>5957758
He is not really, anything else you need to explain ?
Why is water wet? Why moon is larger than Earth ? How can Luis Armstrong be the first man up there ?

>>5957973
> How can Luis Armstrong be the first man up there ?

>>5956633
Looks like a fake spider

>>5958078
Fuckin bigot. They couldn't afford real spiders

>>5954584
Proof that not all niggers are black

>>5957663
you'd see the pig do more than BLAST OFF AGAIN if there was anything but gas that came out of that gun
thing's still fucking dead anyway

>>5957354
lmao no english dubs ALWAYS sound goofy AF, like how I sounded trying to make voices for my toys when I was 6

>>5958138
>dog will probably sleep on her bed
I hate dogfags.

>>5956571
This show has got to be programming.

>>5958140
No friends.

>>5958140
Christ, you are fucking brain-dead.

>>5956254
There's nothing wrong with loli

>>5954555 (OP)
Trips checked.

Nothing laughtable about this one. Someone could have gotten killed, and the property damge was substantial.

WHERES
THE FUCKING
AI CONTAINMENT BOARD???

>>5957905
Haterz will call it luck

>>5955921
>1 results found
wtf is this

>>5958140
Same, they're vile

>>5955926
What was a black israelite doing hanging around the back alley of a town house apartment complex?

>>5958138
The last frame of close up is diabolical.
lost

>>5958133
You better believe he started blasting

>>5957904
Oyakudon

>>5955921
isnt that the guy that interviews all the disabled people?

>>5958099
Usually yeah but not always. Listen to that scene in English and see for yourself. Attack on Titan was the exception to the rule in many ways

>>5958347
It's not 2016. Posting Trumpedo memes isn't cool any more.

>>5958099
English dubs are far superior
First of all, they are in English. That is God's language
Second, it help deter heteros from tranime. If you love an anime in both Japanese and English, it is probably a good anime. However, if you cringe to an anime that you love in English, you are watching faggoty gay shit that is making you gay.
Third, you're a faggot and I am not taking any advice from a nigger that sucks cock

>>5958138
see, saar? animal love our poo and that means we are good. we even poo outside like animal. that is why white woman love our bbc

>>5955909
RayGun got better.

>>5958437
respect to the editor who clipped this together. the amount of footage they must have watched. maybe it was ai, maybe it wasn't.

>>5958442
I think I looked into that once . . . https://maestroziikos.thinkific.com/courses/Make-Trump-Sing

>>5956693
How much does the CCP pay?

>>5957314
wtf?! I hope muslims get deleted soon.

>>5954584
KEK...is he really retarded or is he pretending?

also, from now on whenever i need a broom i'm just going to call out "BWOOM?" until i find one

>>5956571


The kanji that we use for the word "she" literally means "a woman far away." No matter how hard we try, women will always be on a distant shore of a great gulf of misunderstanding. The current that separates men and women is broader than the ocean itself.

>>5954606
oh yeah... let's give hobos that money instead...
kill all hobos

>>5958414
i do like the english dub, but the translation miss what make it kino to me.
>my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world
>this is the only means of which we can rebel against this cruel world
i thing the english dub lose some of the desperation. plus daisuke ono = kino

>>5954590
him just standing there made me lost

>>5958140
>>5958253
Please don't shoot up a school.

>>5954558
lmao

>>5957903
That dude died in 2021 rip

>>5958463
hi Kaji

>>5958511
This is true, which is why english dub and subtitles are S tier

>>5958099
no anon, you always sound goofy as fuck in english, that is why everyone laugh at you and call you fag

>>5958463
Yea.

>>5958169
>>5958161
>>5958581
>you don't like drooling, smelly, hyperactive, dependent, filthy, begging animals
>HURR YOU PSYCHO

>>5958461
We could end like 80% of pranking-for-clouters overnight (or at the worst, in one generation) by just bringing back castration for the mentally retarded.

>>5958255
looking for some old lady to rape obviously

>>5958099
You retarded weeb how the fuck do japs not sound goofy?
>ara ara~ kawaii uguu senpai~
lmao fucking idiot

>>5958653
Yea pretty much. What does your psychiatrist say about it?

>>5956640
Oh fuck I am dead XD

>>5958709
Just because yours was state mandated doesnt mean everyone else has one anon...

>>5958868
I didn't say state mandated, you did. Tells me a lot. So I take it you didn't like what they had to say?

>>5958140
Return the hostages, Mohammad

>>5958877
They said people who think everyone is obligated to love their disgusting little shit mongrels is delusional

>>5958885
Enjoy your poo, Rajeesh.

>>5958140
Same

>>5958678
lost caught me offguard

>>5954585
>Some airlines, such as United, may refund the cost of the second seat if they can provide you with a free one at the gate or after takeoff.
I was wondering if there's any post-911 security bs prohibiting 1 person from buying 2 seats, but there isn't. It's strongly encouraged, and required if they can't fasten the safety belt. They have no excuse for this or for themselves in general

>>5958941
So what meds did they prescribe you? I'm guessing some SSRI and Trazodone mix, you don't seem erratic enough for Lithium, but you're clearly not taking any of them as prescribed based on your behavior.

>>5958937
That's clearly a Bosnian, even worse than the worst American black.

>>5958076
This looks like a fun time desu

>>5958883
why are women like this

>>5954602
fuckin kek that dipshit blew a hole in their floor

>>5956271
They didn't write anything wrong in their post though?

>>5959103
The kid is clearly a male and not a group.

>>5958885
No, keep them. They're all jews anyway.

>>5954651
We need to bring bullying back. Not the kind that leads to the bullied kid being in the hospital but the verbal kind. It helped to turn me from a skinny weakling into a muscular guy.

>>5959204
It goes like this: whites > jews > asians > indians > africans >>>> niggers >>>>>>>> mudslimes

While whites and jews invent new stuff the rest just copies stuff in a very shitty manner or for mudslimes who invent nothing they just destroy because they are so fucking stupid. If i was born as a mudslime i would kms instantly.

>>5958883
I don't understand what's going on - are the escorts turning down a patron and then actively blocking another private transaction?

>>5958076
Looks fun

>>5956251
>the fucking laundry pod

>>5957497
One of my favorites

>>5954590
This is old and probably could be remade now with the AI improvements

>>5955921
Least degenerate Yu-Gi-Oh player

>>5955921
That face at the end, top kek

>>5959219
They're not escorts, they're just women going out for a girls' night or whatever. The guy recording is a dude trying to score a date the old fashioned way, by just approaching women and talking to them. Guy goes up to group of women to ask for their numbers. They all laugh at him and turned him down. So he accepts the rejection, then goes over to another woman and asks for her number. She gives it to him. Woman from the first group gets jealous at the sight of this and goes over and confronts him, because woman moment. Guy posts video online because of how absurd it is.

This Thread needs good shit

>>5959319
i couldn't watch two seconds of that garbage you posted.

>>5956991
Canada's fall is hilarious.
What of value will be lost when it becomes Canuckistan?

>>5959051
Because they have been allowed agency but have never been forced to grow up. An important lesson in a person's life is figuring out that just because you feel an emotion does not mean you need to act on it. Women are generally incapable of understanding this.

>>5959319
Zoomer humor is something else.

>>5959354
Yep.
Anyways, here's a Bad Dragon Ad

>>5954602
didn't evn close the door, what a monster

>>5959051
>>5959219
this is basic as shit.
girls never used fist magic to get what they wanted
what they do is pair up with a 'ugly friend' so they don't have to compete
and the fugly one wants to hang with hotties so they have a higher pull chance.
So all he did here was to show interest in what the main group felt was 'the ugly one'
now he had no control over what they thought would be ugly, don't take this as mission plan. You can't decide if this will trigger their ego

>>5959316
>Best answer

>>5959498
Meds schizo

>>5956271
Singular they was in common usage for quite some time. It was even used in the works of Shakespeare. Quit being a faggot who gets offended at common English language usage you fucking retarded ass hick. Go fuck your cousin or something.

>>5956272
A ban on narcan would also mean nothing gets built anymore, potholes dont get fixed, and groceries dont make it to the stores.

I dont think you understand just how deep opioid usage goes, and lets be honest, you wouldnt survive if you had to so much as walk a mile for your food.

>>5959354
well this is just fast paced ytp humour

>>5959529
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>>5956254
I knew i was going to find a fag saying something like this.
It doesn't matter.
Shooting the messenger doesn't make what they say magically invalid.

>>5956879
i look like that
i got a chance to get a qt japanese wife
wish me luck

>>5956640
Lmao, it works.

>>5955921
Dude is her name Britta I swear I KNOW her lmao.

RIP Purple Aki, may you be groping muscles in the afterlife

>>5959335
it's just people having a parade/festival wym fall

no cap fr can someone post the hi hungry im dad plain nigger earrape version pl0x thx

>>5955948
you didn't need to tell us what you were doing

I know this isn't the place to ask but I'm looking for an old gif that used to be used a lot on this site and I can't find it anywhere.It's of a guy riding a bike at very high speeds and background is like purple/pinkish rays of light.

>>5959529
Not my fucking problem
If Narcan is banned, literally the only people affected will be retards who overdose on heroin,

>>5957758
thats the joke, anon

>>5958129
Lol it's true

>>5958957
Cats are dirtier than dogs though. That why they lick themselves all the time and then throw up

>>5958270
Why the fuck are the cops causing trouble here? Who were those fat guys hurting by drinking in the forest?

>>5958291
88 is Nazi shit. Reported

>>5958138
>>5958140
jej, dog owners are literal brainlets. what do you expect? any intelligent individual owns a cat.

>>5957279
They didn't make the meme. It's been around awhile, they just added a rock image and uploaded it to tiktok.

>>5959627
The owner/driver has warrants.

>>5959601
What the fuck is going on here?

>>5959679
Shame

>>5959634
This guy thinks he owns a cat

>>5958138
Tremendously disgusting

>>5959601
What great religion. Really gives evangelicals a run for their money

>>5959261
british people are so unfunny it's insane

>>5954603
Aren't there just muzzies?

>>5959217
You're the typical retard who doesn't think for themselves.

>>5955926
NOT WELCOME

figure it out already nigger

>>5959767
>mocks Christians
>thinks about money
We get it. You're Jewish.

>>5955926
Why does this nigger have anal beads around his neck

>>5958977
If there's anyone waiting to fly standby, they'll be put into those empty seats.

>>5954584
People like that should be hanged.

>>5959531
no no you see, when we did it, it was cool, when younger people do it, it's cringe.

>>5960059
>>5958657
>>5958461
>>5958085
>>5954584
What's the big fucking deal? The only thing I can think of is that you guys are freaking out about germs.

The fryer is boiling so any germs you might be afraid of would be boiled right up.

I doubt the staff really cared about any germs or debris showing up in the food either. Do you really think they emptied the fryer and put in a fresh batch of frying oil?

>>5956264
>NIGGER!
What's the context? Is this a documentary about HP Lovecraft's cat, even though we only see a dog?
Or is it a foreign film, and he's not really saying the nigger word at all?

>>5956866
>Meet and Fuck Kingdom
Retsupurae reference.

>>5956491
>It wasn't loaded with a full live round, noguns. You can see no projectile came out. What happened was retard thought a blank wouldn't do anything, not comprehending the expelled air pressure from a blank is still plenty to kill a guinea pig a few inches away from the muzzle.
The star of Voyagers shot himself in the head with blanks as a birthday goof.

>>5954788
Is it fair to say Vaush is a younger fresher version of TheAmazingAtheist. Similar left-wing takes. Similar mocking of American nationalism, but similar mocking of SJW shit.

Both have a somewhat pretentious demeanor, but Vaush might be somewhat more entitled to it.

>>5960011
lol
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