/wsr/ - Worksafe Requests

I made this for someone on another board but the thread died before I could post it. It's Sailor Jupiter in a G-string. It was good practice getting something specific to not look like shit so somebody give me something else SFW to make and I'll see what I can come out with. Can be anything you want. If anyone else wants to join in and make a better version feel free.

Alright /wsr/. I know English but my pronunciation sucks, plus I have a heavy accent. I need good English media to learn pronunciation mostly. Preferably something entertaining to learn, but if not, so be it. I want fast results and I'm willing to become a weeb for a month to improve.

btw it could be Doritos english, tea english or even kangaroo english. I don't mind either.

Who is this guy?

Can someone make the Mutt meme with a European shirt

Send me all horror songs you can find. I'm not talking about creepy sounds or cheap weird soundings people forcing their voice. I'm talking actual horror songs.

I used to watch classic 1950s and 60s TV shows with my dad when he was around

There's one that apparently doesn't exist the way I remembered and likely is just misremembering the whole thing

Here's everything I remember
>the show was called "Daddy's Home"
>the show was from the aforementioned decades and was in black-and-white
>the show was about a married American couple with atleast one young son
>the man of the family worked in television and was either a writer or an actor on a talk show
>one episode has the man going to work sick only to pass out, spends the rest of the episode trying to convince the wife he's good enough to go back to work
>one scene has the husband bringing home some chocolate ice cream for a dessert the wife is making
>another scene the young boy is trying to convince his mother that he's full but still has enough room for a piece of candy

This is all I can remember at the moment
If anything else comes to mind I'll post

Thanks

Hello anons. I need help finding some obscure meme I've remembered. Basically it pairs gameplay of some game (usually with cheats enabled, doing in game tricks or just fucking around like dumbass) while the most droning music plays over it. Its some guy singing the same couple of lyrics again and again over a repetitive beat that never really progresses. The only lyric i can remember is something like "...with a fucking sawed-off" and thats about it. Searching lyric websites doesn't seem to help because its some shitty self-published song from chicago or something like that. Posting here hoping someone else remembers this meme or theres some sauce wizard who knows what im talking about. I specifically remember gameplay of one of the older GTA games but ive seen this done for roblox or other shit too. The meme is mostly stale/dead so I wouldnt expect to find anything past like 2014.

Have a large amount of images I've needed done for years now but I keep forgetting to come back here every year or so.
Might dump some at a slow rate again in a month or so span to see what all gets tackled since the last one I posted had a small chunk done surprisingly

for this one requesting every single one cropped out as their own image, if possible fill in whatever got covered up by the other bust shots

does anybody know where I can watch World Series Game 7 with Japanese commentators online?

Hey guys, I'm looking for this exact clip, just in higher quality. There are clips similar to this on youtube, but they are not the same clip. Hoping some whiz can help me find this: https://web.archive.org/web/20120609064547/http://o-o.preferred.nuq04s10.v13.lscache4.c.youtube.com/videoplayback?upn=UEkm8ODlXQ0&sparams=cp%2Cid%2Cip%2Cipbits%2Citag%2Cratebypass%2Csource%2Cupn%2Cexpire&fexp=907720%2C922100%2C911203%2C907217%2C907335%2C921602%2C919306%2C919316%2C912804%2C913542%2C919324%2C912706&ms=au&itag=43&ip=207.0.0.0&signature=31E7D254327C309D845E8056A71DB907418271FA.A3DDEE0FAE72F630E4A49F2736F395A801267866&sver=3&mt=1339224311&ratebypass=yes&source=youtube&expire=1339247686&key=yt1&ipbits=8&cp=U0hSTlJPVV9NUENOMl9KSVlHOlo0eE1vc2s1R3Nt&id=3561577f6aa35de8#expand

Thanks

I'm looking for a clip where a couple is breaking up. The video is filmed at night and the guy filming is making fun of the man for being super pathetic for begging his girl to not leave him. Also the guy being filmed at one point says, "Let him knock me out babe" to his girl.

Its not a lot to go off but if anyone knows and has the clip please post!

What sites are out there that have high quality movies/shows, I'm mainly looking for sites that host Asian movies, to binge watch Stephan Chow movies, other sites are fine to recommend, thanks.

So I remembered a video from 2018 or 2019 of a h2 sx se riding at night. When I went to find it, it was gone. Vanished.

So I asked Google's AI to find them. It gave the titles to videos I think have been deleted. I said I couldn't find them and asked for text links and it failed to give links but acted as if it had done so successfully. Can you confirm if these videos exist?

Try to find them for me?

Titles are in picrel.


P.s. I think this means that the vids WERE deleted but Google's AI can still access an offline version, proving nothing is ever deleted from the web.

Is there a windows music player with a similar layout to this one?

Does anybody know the artist source of this picture? Thanks in advance.

Anyone has those pictures of the "moe" humanized version of the Tiger Electronics handhelds? For some reason I don't find them.
She was always depicted as annoying.

requesting cute loli images
previous: >>1521076

Hello Happy Halloween! Can any of you AI wizards generate a simple thing for me? I need a super realistic image of a teenage boy in an empty school computer lab. He should be white, have brown scruffy hair, glasses, and
wearing a button up shirt. Have him holding a sign that says "Hello Miss Tina!"

I have a skill issue with AI so any help is greatly appreciated.

I had a picture on my computer years ago but didn't transfer it, it was maybe my favourite picture ever but I haven't been able to find it anywhere since.

It's a white guy wearing a rice paddy hat while on a train in some south-east Asian country. He's wearing a t-shirt and shorts and I recall he's holding a plastic bag from shopping.
In the background you can see a number of locals filling the rest of the train carriage, I can't remember if any are looking at him but either way you can tell by his face that he's EXTREMELY uncomfortable.

I've attached a hasty MS Paint drawing of what it roughly looks like, any help would be appreciated.

A simple as fuck "recommendation" request, I know the odyssey and Illiad, but I wanted to know a basic source to read and learn all about heracles, preferably one that is freely available as public domain. I know most of the stories already, but its frustrating that google results dont give me anything concise about how to read the actual full account of all of Hercules/Heracles labors and stories from antiquity, its all stuff from modern authors

sup /a/ can somebody recommend me an anime with this aesthetic?

I need some book recs. I generally like literary fiction like Nabokov, Pynchon and Shakespeare but I'm open to anything. Personal favorites, essentials, whatever. I try to read a little bit of everything and want to branch out more

Does anyone know the artist? Or have this image in a higher resolution?

How the FUCK do I transfer Bitcoin from Coinbase to Kraken?

My mother has a little bit of Bitcoin sitting on Coinbase that's been there for years and we're trying to transfer it to my Kraken account, and in a saga that's been going on for over a fucking month now I can't figure out how to do it.

I have a BTC deposit address on Kraken, I select to send from Coinbase, I put the address in,
"That is not a valid ETH address"
What the FUCK are you talking about? I'm not trying to send Ethereum, I have Bitcoin selected, but I'm smashing my face into a wall trying to figure out how to get it to let me just transfer this shit over.
I just wanted a picture of a gosh darn hotdog.

Hii I'm looking for a webm from /wsr/ kino edits threads where there is a lesson on Heidegger in the background about his opinions on the nazi party, while video is several b/w clips from movies with violent violin music.
Thanksss

Can someone add Goku in the place of Springtrap? I want him as shaded and in the dark like Springtrap

My old laptop just gave up after a series of weird bugs — random BSODs, keyboard pressing itself, backlight flickering, all that fun stuff.
I urgently need a new Windows laptop for my university lab work (computer science + electronics).
It has to be powerful enough to run virtual machines and simulation software smoothly, but I don’t care about gaming or looks — just something durable and stable that won’t break after a year.
Any recommendations for solid models or brands?

https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?t=149
https://youtu.be/6858FEYKf18?list=PLfL6B-X81AcywZVRpuYVuv4ZO32QBLbTK&t=42

They may be different instruments altogether, but I will still appreciate any hints.

Question. When deciding on which source to torrent, should I just go with whichever one has the most downloads, or seeds? Should I bother enlightening myself about the terminology that's used, or does it really just amount to minutiae?

I would prefer sources of a higher quality so that I can take high quality screenshots for reference, but I'm pretty ignorant about what exactly gets taken into consideration; I don't know what constitutes a high quality rip, I just know buzzwords like "encoding" and "codecs".

Also, provide charts pls and/or any recommendations for anime (and manga, though primarily anime). I forgot I was paying for a VPN for "a few" months, and now I want my money's worth in anime, manga and VNs.

Furthermore, now that Mangadex is dead, and the guy behind Comick fumbled his second site, what's the go-to source for downloading (translated) manga? I assume that Nyaa will suffice as well?

What are good mangas to read on the pooper? I'm not asking for a deep manga, with great plot or characters, but for a simple manga that I can read for 5-10 minutes a day. Azumanga Daioh would be an example of the perfect shitter manga.

hello /wsr/, i dont know if this is possible, but im requesting a writer anon for a possible collab. im trying to make a vn but i lack the writing know how so i thought it might be easier if i could have someone to collab with. please let me see your stuff if possible please and thank you.

I don't know if I want my bank/credit cardcompany to directly know what kind of fetishes I have.

Does anyone recognize either of these two characters? The screenshot with their faces cropped is from an adult work by Murahachiro, but they should canonically be from an otherwise SFW source be it anime, game, whatever.
The original upload is long gone from his fantia and none of the reupload sites have the info.

Source? Who is this cosplayer?

Can anyone make this into 1472x3264 or whatever high quality that works for you for my phone lock screen?

It was a rate-R horror-theme comedic parody from the late 90s or early 2000s.

The intro of the movie had a girl running away from an assailant. I remember he slashed her breasts and some of the breast fat was visible. She was only wearing bra and panties. Her dad was driving towards her but was distracted by the blowjob he was getting and ran over her.

Another detail I remember is a guy who saw something in a hole and said something along the lines of "wait, do that again". He put his ear to the hole, and his head was impaled by a dick (the dick coming out of his ear, killing him).

I also seem to recall a scene where a tranny in drag was sitting down and talking but something weird happened with his pantyhose that a small rip in the crotch area appeared and his scrotum because visible.

I think another scene had the idiot say, "smell my finger", which the other guy did and recoiled saying something like "ew what the fuck is that?!" and the idiot responded with "...my ass".

The ending revealed that the killer was the idiot all along who was merely pretending. I think he drove away, and the girl remaining on the scene looked up towards the camera and said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for an unreasonably long time as the camera was panning out before she abruptly got ran over.

I can't for the life of me remember the name of the movie.

Is this an interactive website? It looks like a map that shows the connections and influences between philosophers with additional links

https://youtu.be/GbtQJsNjldY?t=137

appears again at 11:55

There is a TF2 animation, probably gmod but maybe SFM, video I'm looking for that is at least 10 years old I think, but probably older. In it there is a scene (which may also be the entire video), where the sniper is standing and has his voice lines mashed up to say "Pee Nis" and then makes a funny face and flies away while chiptune music plays. Does anyone recognize this video/have a link? Pic related is the kind of face he made, but not an exact reference image so it could be a bit different.

I'm currently downloading vampire the masquerade to play through the first time and I'd like anons to recommend me some games that have the source engine aesthetic or run in the source engine I should play. I miss the old era of graphics that had that clean semi realistic look to them. It had a perfect mix of video gamey and realism imo.

Where did all the nerds from the 90s internet and earlier go? Do you think any of them are here?

12 HOURS a day?
10 HOURS a day?
8 HOURS a day?

Sauce me this. I tried searching it, even using screencaps and using worthless time-wasting jackshit AI, but nothing
Thanks in advance lads and ladettes

Please give me all your
>MEDS. NOW.
style memes. Like picrel

Can someone with a normal account ask this for me please? My tweet doesn't appear when checking on nitter https://x.com/Spu7Nix/status/1975987151897543007

can someone edit these two videos into one and have their feet landing synced up?
1/2

early this year I found an illustration from either
>Newgrounds
>Artstation
>Gumroad
That was of like 3 anime girl soldiers walking on a brick bridge towards a castle. It looked something like pic related but painterly and better drawn.
My memory of the colors were blue orange and some yellow, but it could've also been a green color pallete
Reverse search and Chat GPT got nothing, so gonna ask around for help

Installed Windows IOT LTSC 2021 recently because of the end of support. I'm trying to install a language pack. I've already tried going through settings, troubleshooting Windows Update, and installing it normally, but it keeps giving me an error. I found a .CAB file and tried installing it through lpksetup.exe, but it says it can't be installed on my system.

What's the name of this song?
https://voca.ro/143mt96ovmTS

which sounds as follows:
>https://voca.ro/1nZM9XkZLNEO
Added to several memes showing a character dying or comically being sad or rejected.
Pic unrelated (besides it's a meme)