LAST THREAD: >>40505773

By now, we're all familiar with the slitherman himself: Roy Jay. If you're a newroy and you need a QRD, check out the previous thread's OP.

Speaking of the previous thread, we've been blessed with some of the best roysidue in quite some time. Here's the latest happening:
>Roy had an alleged interview in the September 1984 issue of Radio Times
>an anon tried to find the magazine, but it wasn't available anywhere online
>he contacts Radio Times personally and gets pdf scans of the issue, only to find out that Roy was not in this issue at all, but a separate issue
>this is weird because multiple online articles claim Roy was in this Sep 1984 issue, and someone on the Roy Jay facebook fan page even edited his face into the Sep 1984 cover
>the issue he was actually in came out 6 months earlier and had no interview, instead it featured a short ad for The Laughter Show with a picture of Roy, Les and Dennis,
>this picture is 90% identical to an image an anon found weeks ago on gettyimages.com, except Roy and Les' facial expressions are different for completely inexplicable reasons

Things are getting spooky!

Royed and relax-pilled

Fed thread. Fuck off with this irrelevant shit.

Thanks for baking.

>>40521012
Why don't you just filter the terms "Roy Jay" and "big penis", and then you won't need to dilate? Unrelaxed!

>>40521016
didn't you say you bought a second full album vinyl?? did you get it yet?

>>40521042
Oh yeah, UPS delivered it this afternoon, but I was kinda caught up with the Radio Times shit. I was in the car at like 9am when I saw they got back to me and I nearly busted a nut. Honestly it's not nothing amazing, it's just the same thing I posted the first time. The only interesting thing is there was a signature on the inner sleeve instead of the outside, addressed to a "Karen" and his sig is followed by what I think says "circles" or "circus" or something, I'm gonna guess circles like he was saying "kiss kiss". I'll upload a pic later if you want but I'm drunk as fuck and I don't feel like going down to my workshop.

>>40520947
Shit man I just realized something while I was watching this dude's new goytube video, there's that bit with Roy as a traffic officer talking to the lady in the police station, and AFAIK we don't know where the fuck that came from and we've never talked about it (I know it's in one of the vids on YT but where the fuck did it come from originally?). That partially explains why somebody shooped him onto the sep 1984 Radio Times cover... It's so out of place too, like he's suddenly a character in a full on skit when he's normally slithering around on stage in front of an audience? What the fuck

>>40520948 (OP)
Dude, who the fuck is this guy? And why are you making whole ass THREADS about him? Whoever went on Photoshop and and faked up those screenshots and newspapers did a really good job, aside from those AI generated "photos" of the dude. I typed out his name on Wikipedia, no results. Typed it out on the link itself, and this is what I got.

>>40521194
April 4th 2025 vibes

>>40520948 (OP)
I hate weirdos
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=EyOgdGnO7IQ
https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ?si=mCdmhgPkxR62o14C

Spook!

He crossed a rhode island red with a 63 year old woman, now he has a chicken who can't find the other side of the road even with a standalone Garmin GPS.

Hi weirdos!

Awesome ARG bro, can't wait for you to make it gay and retarded! There's already one youtube video about it, so I imagine soon

>>40521442
Hello... Tessa.

>>40521439
he remembered me!

>>40521078
I want to see it, plz senpai
>captcha
holy moly

>>40521508
I guess I can't argue with that captcha. I'll try to upload some pics in a bit but right now I'm playing craps on DraftKings and my streak cannot be interrupted.

teset

>>40521597
You're unbanned bro, don't worry.

>>40521607
just /pol/
unrelaxed

>>40521656
>getting banned on /pol/
What did you post? Proof of Jesus being white?

>>40521153
Hmmm...
I was going to respond with: this is on a Laughter show appearance but now that I see it... It's weirdly cut. This was clearly edited in wasn't it? It's at the beggining of this video. It was here before, I remember seeing it.
https://youtu.be/zYoWvmo20-Q?si=OTk1Uv0hYKoDBb3c
This is getting weirder and more unrelaxed.
Spook!

>>40521078
On the inside? That's kind of rare, no? I'm thinking she said slither and he slithered.

>>40521845
Post butthole and I'll upload the pics.

>>40521879
butthole

>>40521922
You know the secret.

>>40521947

>>40521947
>>40521950
what an amazing piece of physical media

>>40521950
Here you go.

Listening to this samurai champloo fag right now. I love life. Love and peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YesWMC8cQ-E

>>40521959
>>40521950
>>40521947
I love the colors on this thing. It looks amazing. Thank you for uploading anon, have a nice day or night.

>>40521956
>>40521982
It's an incredible album, physically and otherwise. Maybe I'm a retard for buying two copies of this shit, I don't know, but having things in my hands that were made by this incredibly flawed but beautiful man makes me feel good. So many of us want to keep believing that he's fake, that he's some demon or AI construct, because that idea is fun; but I think it's even more amazing to think a man this based really existed. This dude performed for thousands of people, showed his cock to cops, and fried a fucking shoe while naked. If I have a hero other than Jesus, it's Roy Jay. This dude deserves to be remembered. We'll all be doing it tomorrow.

>>40522017
Based. Although I'm a neurotic schizo myself, if he's real I hope all of this will make him more known in general. He's too cool to be forgotten.
By the way have you listened to the vinyl? Just to check.

Now, which one of you Roydeemers did this?

>>40522285
>Last edited 4 hours ago by ROYJAYISREAL
Lmao

>>40522017
>>40522144
I think he is a AI mandela effect desu

>>40522285
oh yeah, I am actually writing about a water-tower in my local county, so I literally no longer care about the wiki page. Not Roy Jay will no longer edit the page, primarily because that page is now on the list of articles to watch. Wiki editors will do it for free now. No need for me to step in. You are welcome.

>>40522401
>that page is now on the list of articles to watch.
Hm. How do you know this? Does it say so on the page itself?
Also:
>writing about a water-tower in my local county
This is so charmingly autistic it makes me smile. Godbless.

My theory is what if it's that he is a real man a failed comedian that was long forgotten however some media company owns the rights to his likeness and is using a.i to make new performances. Vintage and nostalgia are huge right now everyone says everything new is slop and shit. What if the end goal here is to make "vintage" style entertainment. Think about how many failed entertainers were forgotten pre internet who may have sold their likeness in some way and are now long dead and forgotten. You could just make up any story you wanted and if anyone looks into it they were real so it just comes off as "exclusive" when you release something new. Then take it a step further you could use this to build up or destroy someone's career by say making a relative into a former star who told racist jokes to discredit them or build up a plant with fake history

>>40522750
I don't think in this case that it is profitable enough to be worthwhile. I mean this started on April and not a lot of things have been bought. I can see something like that happening in other contexts though.

>>40522823
Idk I just thought about it with how there was the push for the hologram artists for awhile and how record companies make more on someone who is dead plus the trends towards vintage in fashion and media in combination with the flood of people making fake Elvis and beachboy type songs the input cost would be super low for massive gain if it worked or to even show to investors as a proof of concept. 4chan is often frequented by professors doing studies with the goal of getting money from glows. When I first saw this I thought /x/ was full of shit until thinking about it from that angle then it all made sense all the best lies have an ounce of truth and there's loads and loads of failed entertainers. Could even be a test to see if it is viable for the future think about how many failed streamers porn stars etc that have hit the web that could be used for this purpose. These threads seem like they are kind of promoted which is what makes me think it's intentional to see what opinions are drawn on the subject.

>>40521153
>Roy as a traffic officer talking to the lady in the police station
Legit never seen this before and I've been in every single thread since day one

>>40523007
This has gotta be some King in Yellow symbolism

>>40522887
I don't know. Maybe? I get how Tupac holograms would be profitable if you forget the creepy raising the dead factor. It could be some proof of concept for glowies, that's for sure.

Most Roy clips as you guys may know have a watermarked "FanEdithb8br" in the top right corner, alluding to the original uploader of these clips to be someone by that username.
Yet when I search Google that exact username, only the existing RJ vids appear, all uploaded by different people. No FanEdithb8br exists anywhere online besides in those Roy clips.
Has anyone looked into this deeper? Seriously odd that there's no trace of this person anywhere else.

>>40523072
Wait! I also remember searching for that and finding nothing. I thought nothing of it, I just thought "It must be another name of the uploader, maybe an older alias, maybe they got banned and this is his new account" and then I forgot all about that line of inquiry.
But you are Royght! Not all videos are on the same Channel! That doesn't make a lot of sense. Or are they all reuploads from an older channel that was named that way?
Either way if you think about it... Do we have some footage of him without the watermark?
No.
No we don't.
Who is FanEdithb8br?

>>40523072

Maybe it is a program.

>>40523144
With the exception of the ad for schweppes.
Oh wait anda this one too! This one isn't labeled, description is: Roy Jay from TV around 1980. Is this maybe a Starburst appearance? I think It IS different from the other FanEdithlabeled videos. What is this?

OH NO
The clearly more AI version doesn't have the watermark!
What is happening?
Well it's on The Detritus Channel on YouTube, doesn't let me share the link for some reason. Check It out!

>>40523072
>>40523163
Okay so I looked at his other non-roy vids and apparently it's actually meant to be read as "FanEdit-hb8br", so it's Edit, not Edith. It could be a video program, but again, literally nothing comes up for it, so I'm at a loss.

>>40523195
Forgot the link, sorry.
https://youtu.be/-17KvXrtTWM?si=Vu94DjR37smAMo3L
Oh now I can link, I was just being a boomer for a second. Here's the video I was talking about in the last post.
https://youtu.be/m2RxOUuVumM?si=8ER7MkCitre2d4Mc

>>40523200
Oh ok that makes sense. What could hb8br mean?
I think all FanEdit videos are on the Lee G Crime channel right? Maybe the channel was called like that in the past? Is there some way to check that?

dunebasher1971 doesn't have the watermark either https://youtu.be/fxWHy4f9W30?si=PA75U4itJU-fa7ls
But this one is cointained within the labeled ones, it's the first one.

>>40523217
Wait is this really a Starburst appearance? At least I wasn't aware of this. Pic rel.

>>40523072
>>40523144
we discussed this in an old thread, its the username of the lee g crime guy who uploaded some of the vids from the fan edit site.

>>40523373
This article starts by mentioning Roy Jay's appearance on The Laughter Show. This was the one that was postponed, the one that is referenced in OP's image. No mention of him whatsoever. The whole thing alleges to be from 2003 but It looks like a bad mangling of show business anecdotes and trivial without a clear direction. Could be just a bad critic, but could it be Chatgpt?
Found it here by the way https://web.archive.org/web/20041224023359/http://www.offthetelly.co.uk:80/pdf/lightentertainment/glorygame/part12.pdf

Sorry if someone pointed this out already

>>40523398
I mean no mention of him after that first one. It's just a quote that contains his name basically, about an appearance that didn't occur.

>>40523407
Oh no fuck what?
>Mfw
Captcha GAAYG

>>40523407
April 30th is his birthday, wonder why the wiki doesn't have it as such?

>>40523407
Man this AI imagen detectors are too unreliable. Two of them tell me this is real, one of them doesn't. I don't know. Cool though.

>>40523407
fake but funny idea, good effort

>>40523407
Okay are you just going to drop this and leave? Where did you find this image? Please answer.

>>40523432
>>40523524
>>40523539
This is from Facebook, I thought everyone had already seen this one

https://www facebook com/story.php?story_fbid=10171305267565858&id=22828945857

so his birthday is april 30th... weeeeird

>>40523569
At least I didn't, I haven't browsed the facebook much though. Sørum is such a cool word. Is that the city?

>>40523573
Wait why is it weird? Is it a special date?

>>40521194
You’ll be doing it tomorrow.

>>40523580
Oh no the city is Oslo, I'm dumb. Sørum seems to be an administrative zone near central Oslo.

>>40521012
Can't stand weird people.

>>40523585
Roy has a lot of relations to april
>his birth date
>first posted on 4chan on april 4th
>first appearance on the laughter show
Etc. Fitting for a comedian; he's an april fool.

>>40522017
good post. what's the shoe story? I remember it being mentioend a few threads back but never found out the source

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
HAPPENING
RIGHT
NOW???

>>40523914
It's from this guy's book where he talks about his time in Benidorm and mentions Roy
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chasing-Cheese-Benidorm-Class-Celebrity-ebook/dp/B00E3YAEPK?dplnkId=faa3adc3-d2d6-44b0-a38d-d5f5d33debcc
Apparently he was working a food van and liked to fuck around. He would work naked from the waist down, and once fried a shoe for no fucking reason. As usual, Roy was exceedingly based.

>>40521194
>>40522285
DO NOT REDEEM THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, SAARS!

>>40523940
Poo in loo had a little bit of a melty yesterday

>>40521012

>>40523939
>The utterly bizarre funeral of Roy “The Slitherman” Jay, the comic/vocalist who had moved to Spain after disgracing himself by baring his bare buttocks at an audience down Devon way in the 80´s. Roy was a real character and had previously been sacked from working in a fast food van, not for serving the public in the buff from the waist down (a fact that the paying customers were blissfully unaware), - but for deep fat frying someone’s slipper!

>At an audience down Devon way.
That's near Jersey, but not quite. You have to almost cross the Channel to go to Jersey. Or does going down somewhere's way mean that you pass that somewhere while traveling beyond it?

Also!:
>The utterly bizarre funeral of Roy
What was bizarre about it?
This book is full of unreferenced bullshit, I think.

>>40524031
To be fair, Roy's entire life is basically unreferenced bullshit. Anecdotal evidence is all we really have to go on. Do recall that this man showed his penis to children in a theater at 12:30am, so the idea of him serving food with his pecker out or frying a slipper for the lulz isn't exactly out of character.

>>40523939
lmao based roy
i liked your post because at the end of the day, if it's not a demon or whatever, it's still the story of a guy who tried to make it in british comedy but ended up frying shoes in benidorm. i think i was in the first thread talking about my fascination with naff british variety comedy and it's just a good story of a guy who didn't really make it and times moved on without him. thanks for buying the paraphRoynalia, shit was epic

>>40524071
>it's still the story of a guy who tried to make it in british comedy but ended up frying shoes in benidorm
Kek, exactly. Roy is a fucking hero. Those don't come around too often.

>>40524046
>Do recall that this man showed his penis to children in a theater at 12:30am
Fuck, you're absolutely right. But from the Roy Jay is AI perspective, writing a book of unreferenced anecdotes is the easiest thing. Hmmmm... Captcha THRST

>>40524046
Imagine being so unbelievably ass at stand-up comedy that the last thing you resort to is public indecency

>>40524085
I feel like that kind of shit is too uniquely human to be manufactured. AI isn't based enough to contrive a story about the man who fried slippers in the nude. The fag who wrote that book probably got dunked on by Roy and wanted to make him look bad by spreading rumors he had heard, but inadvertently made him look more based. I could totally see Roy serving people hotdogs with his penis out, then laughing about it with some slag he might later than night over a pint and a smoke.

>>40524123
Unrelaxed

>>40522656
>This is so charmingly autistic it makes me smile. Godbless.
It would be autistic in one of the anglo colonies, where people have no history and no architecture.

>>40524046
>>40523939

Roy worked at The Zodiac before that and a bar in Monsserat in 1993, according to short blurbs in Spanish newspapers.

>>40524146
>y-your have no architecture
>meanwhile, typical chapel in Princeton, New Jersey
Keep seething, Hans

>>40524160
There is also some evidence he went back to the UK for a short while between 1998 and 2001.

>>40524184
Almost the entire continental united states, outside of a few area's with history like New England and New Orleans is practically devoid of any architecture with any kind of history. The fact you think it's cute and autistic that someone writes about a water tower proves you agree with me.

>>40524198
>The fact you think it's cute and autistic that someone writes about a water tower proves you agree with me.
I'm not the person you replied to. Meds, now.

>>40524213
>I'm not the person you replied to. Meds, now.
yes, lots of italians in new jersey.

>>40524215
Unrelaxed

>>40524128
That's the problem, AI can do things that are less and less robotic, or at least feel more human. It's possibly real, possibly fake to me.

>>40524224

>>40524229
AI is getting a lot better but until it can start producing and distributing its own physical media, I'm going to say Roy's brief stint as a Michelin star chef is believable.

>>40524237

>>40524246
I hadn't lost in more than a year dude...

>>40524254

>>40520948 (OP)
how the hell does somebody misremember an entire interview in radio times that never existed and photoshops roy onto the cover of it
what the fuck

>>40524270
>talks about his nose job
Tf...

>>40524270
I don't know, but here's a catbox for the full magazine if you want to see for yourself.
https://files.catbox.moe/d96hbv.rar
I could understand if he had an interview in another issue around the same time and the person just misremembered... but he doesn't have an interview at all, in any issue.

that alternate face in the newspaper is fucking unnerving

Can anyone fact check Chalonsito? The comment is from this song:
https://youtu.be/uFpE6wqB5gU

>>40524798
it's a song by ides of march, and the version in that show isn't roy's cover, but the original

>>40524812

Can confirm.

t. Reacher enjoyer.

Did you know exactly today would be the Ides of June if we were still roman? They were days of good luck. The Ides of March were the 15th of that month, anda that would be the first month of the calendar. But it is known more for being the date of Julius Caesar's assassination. Does this have anything to do with something?

>>40518030
>I'll also upload all of the PDFs if you guys want me to
Please do it, someone was going to buy the issue but it wasn't available anywhere so I think it's content that should be preserved for posterity.

>>40525478
I linked it here >>40524328

>>40524328
>but he doesn't have an interview at all, in any issue.
Spooky

How do the deniers disprove this dated letter from 1983?

>>40526047
We already went over this last thread, it was most likely written by a secretary from the music company. Even then, what is there to "deny"? Him MAYBE using more formal print and wording when writing a letter than sloppily signing an album in a split second? What is this supposed to prove?

>>40526047
Oh cool, now we have his signature! Can someone make this look clean so I can put it on the Wikipedia article?

>>40526250
Poo, get off the loo

>>40526019
Weird, unrelaxed even dmtpk

Roy Jay reminds me of another 80s Musical Comedian TACO. Part of the rubber hose neo minstrel Revival.
You probably know him from his covers of "Putting on the Ritz" and "Cheek to Cheek" only difference is that he is *actually* fondly remebered to this day
https://youtu.be/AWbPoGh2Vpg?si=43GvLuG9noxtrbmC
https://youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44?si=NNmUnBsZmmOC_LYy Also he's still active unlike The Slitherman (in this timeline at least)

>>40526047
This is not his signature even if he's real, we discussed this two threads ago or something.

I... I dont want to be doing it tomorrow... but I know I will, and it scares me.

>>40526586
You won't be the only one doing it tomorrow.

You'll ALL be doing it tomorrow.

>>40526757
Weird....

>>40526801
Interesting. It seems the google indians are trying a new strategy,play it along as if it is just a regular old ai but that it's nothing impressive at all.
https://youtu.be/XtVtovghPgQ?si=JDIerN6t5oScwUZg

con inc found Roy Jay

SAAAR DO NOT ROYDEEM SAAAAAR

>>40526819
>>40526984
>Hello? Saar? This is Pajesh, reporting from Call Center 1-2... connection is not good, the Microsoft Teams servers are overloaded...
>"YOU ARE BREAKING UP PAJESH"
>Saar... Saar! Can you hear me saar? We have problemajanabu...
>"GIVE REPORT PAJESH, DO THE JAYFUL"
>Saar, the white men are talking about dicks and poop
>"THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE DICKSANBU AND THE POOPAHAJAMANAB???"
>Yes saar, the dicks and the poop saar, it is grave situationajabab...
>"WE HAVE SMALL PENISABU AND MAKE MUCH POO POOANANJABAB, PAJESH..."
>"THIS IS NOT GOOD PAJESH, WE MUST POST THE BLACK MANAJAB KISSING OTHER BLACK MANABOOJABOB"
>"PAJESH, PAJESH POST THE BLACK MAN KISSING, DO IT, NOWJABU!"
>"PLEASE DO THE JAYFUL PAJESH, THE PENISAJABAB AND THE POO POOABABU MUST NOT BE DISCUSSED, THEY MUST DISCUSS THE HOMOABU NIGGERAJABAB!!"
>"WHATEVER YOU DONABOB, DO NOT LET THEM ROYDEEM! DO YOU HEAR ME PAJESH??? DO, NOT, LET THEM ROYDEEM!!!!!"
>"PAJESH??? PAJESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>*Your Microsoft Teams session has ended.*
>"PAAAAAJEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>40526819
>now the vids are outright ignoring proof of his existence like the fucking physical merchandise I bought
At least the last two had the decency to shove a quick snap of my viny and schweppes bottle photo in at the end, but that doesn't agree with le spoopy demon man theory so now they're just ignoring it.

I'm sorry for what we've done to you Roy. I don't know if this is the fame you wanted, but I believed you were real and I tried to prove it. Your history is in the hands of fate now. Rest in peace, big (penis'd) guy.

>>40526801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyOgdGnO7IQ
>How lon git took for slop-tubers to find Roy Jay?

>>40520948 (OP)
This reminds me of another mystery from /mu/ about a singer called Rob Roy.
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/124323239

https://www.grocefuneralhome.com/obits/roy-h-spook-cole/

Spook!

Asked my dad if he knew who Roy Jay was and he did Roy’s signature walk while blurting out “Spook’” “Slither!”

>>40527305
He'll be doing it tomorrow, too.

>>40527305
That isn't your father

It's all Roy Black's fault.

The misinformation, the character assassination, the rumors that Roy only had a 14 inch cock instead of a 19 inch one... It was all him. All along. All of it... him. He's trying to destroy Roy's legacy.

He must be destroyed in tandem. It is OVER for Roy Black. He is DONE.

>>40526984
>perfect citizen releases a video about a 4chan conspiracy
>the comment section: THIS IS BULLSHIT LARPING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>they wake up to see roy jay tapping on their window in the middle of the night
>SLEEPLESS.JPEG

>>40525554
Thanks! Greatly royppreciated!

>>40527505

>>40527481
>the rumors that Roy only had a 14 inch cock instead of a 19 inch one...
Only when flaccid. The length of it when erect was literally immeasurable as the tip couldn't be found.

>>40527540
>neglects to mention it was only 14(19) inches soft
Typical Roy Black mind trick, good catch.

I GOT SOME SWEETIES IN MY CAR
DONT RUSH IN NOW, BABYYYYY
THEY AINT FOR YOU
THEYRE FOR YOUR MOM

>>40527574
>Roy Jay is going to fuck your mom after getting her high
Uh, based

>>40527001
IM YOUR FRIENDLY POO IN A BROWN LOO
PLEASE DO NOT ROYDEEM SAAR

I'VE GOT LEMON RICE AND KEBAB TOO
AND I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO FART

I'M AN INDIAN PERSON,
POOP ANYWHERE I NEED TO GO

I'M AN INDIAN PERSOOOON
BY NOW I'M SURE TO BLOW

CUZ I'M ACHIN', I'M WHINCIN',
I'M GETTING AWFUL GAS PAIN SAAAAR

GREAT GANESH IN SVARGA...
YOU KNOW THAT I'M HAVING DIARRHEA BABY

Poop, poop... what's for dinner...

I've got some toilet paper in my car...

Please do the needful...

It smells like shit... because I'm about to shart...

POO POO POO YEAH POO NOW POOP

not gonna lie bros i kind of miss roydeemposting now. glad we got some legit roysidue recently but that shit was a laugh riot for awhile. why did all the poos suddenly disappear? knock on wood

>>40527620
Some femcel who posted her hand with a timestamp and subsequently doxxed herself by linking to her own YT channel was the one stirring up most of the shit as far as I can tell, along with the actual indian (who claims to be dutch but I don't believe him). Somebody posted a pic of the roastie's face from her YT channel and she noped out like a day or two later. Towards the end she was doing weird shit like talking about glitches in crash team racing and said she was going insane because of Roy or something. I think she had a schizo breakdown. As usual, women ruin everything except heterosexual intercourse. Thankfully we're back to kino roy hours.

>>40527620
>why did all the poos suddenly disappear
They got BTFO and humiliated by based roydeemers with massive cocks

>>40527641
>tfw they told us not to roydeem
>we roydeemed anyway
>then did the jayful on top of it
Every call center currently on India on suicide watch.

Out of curiosity I called up my mum and asked her if she remembers someone called Roy Jay
>Oh.. the comedian? Yeh I remember him
Thought that was it but then she calls me back 10 minutes later and says she was mistaken and her mind went to Roy and HG for some reason and confirmed she hadn't heard of Roy Jay. We're back on!

>>40527677
>she didn't remember me
It hurts

>>40527680
That reminds me of something
>we've ascertained that Roy was almost certainly a freemason, and that the "brother" he was referring to was his brother in freemasonry, Spike Milligan, an actual famous comedian who also did shows in south africa at the same time as Roy
>right after he says, "saw my brother spike...", he does that little smirk and Ted Cruz jaw movement, almost like he's laughing to himself
>"He remembered me!"
I think I get it now. There's no reason to think that joke is funny for anyone watching, but for Roy, he was holding back laughter knowing that he was talking about his mason brother, and the reason he's surprised that "he remembered him" is because he was famous and Roy wasn't, almost like how you'd be astonished if a celebrity you met years before remembered you when you signed an autograph. It was literally one big inside joke.

In dreams you're mine all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams

>>40527718
>jordan peterson if he roy jay

>>40527665
They'll call be doing it tomorrow

>>40527902
YOU GIVE ME MICROSOFT TEAMS
AND I SAY HELLO

BUT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK,
THE CONNECTION IS SLOOOOOW...

>>40527620
The Roydeeming will continue until Slithering Improves

>>40528468
Top kek

>>40527620
Roy Jay will never die

The Roydeeming will continue until Slithering Improves,you’ll all be doing it tomorrow.

>>40528529
>he added the D
Based. Roy wouldn't have had it any other way. Considering, you know, his absolutely gigantic "D"

>>40528529
ayo, real quick...

>>40528529
"Kino", says rotten tomatoes

>>40528529
>how far would you go... just to be remembered?
lol

>>40528529
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SAAAAAAAAR....
THEY'RE DOING THE SAARSHANKFUL ROYDEEMINGPTION AGAAAAAAAIN...

https://www.youtube.com/live/U3vbBEbEuDM?si=16Sh5dxwpFbTjnA_

Dumb video, posted 2h ago. If you go to the channel it doesn't show the video, though. Is this possible somehow, to hide a video in your channel?
The video itself is worthless.

>>40528755
Intredasting

>felt like going to x to stumble down a schizo rabbithole
>find this thread
>go through and get Roypilled
>realize that the gatekeepers will soon start erasing/altering history
>realize that these were the, "manmade horrors" Ted was talking about
unrelaxed.

It is insane how much soul the roy jay vinyl has

>>40528822
https://youtube.com/shorts/MAYe9b3GK00?si=KTpUfWiYLiCBUg-5
What gets me the most is the weird Indian tribute act of Roy Jay with the pajamas and everything

>>40528831
Are there captions? Cant understand this curry talk

>>40528822
>Ted
What if this has something to do with uncle T? An AI changing data randomly would eventually cause the whole industrial/informatic/technological system to go down. It's one of the few things which would realize his vision.
I know he died, but he has followers.
Spook!

>>40528897
Moreover, this would explain the apparent aimlessness of this. This doesn't feel like a Russian plot, for example: It would have russian propaganda somewhere. This doesn't seem like a scam, it's too convoluted and not profitable enough. It doesn't feel like a hacker group just having fun, it's too serious.
But an AI quietly and sneakily messing up everything would fit within an extremist primitivist agenda.

Roy Jay minimalists BTFO https://youtu.be/258n_iLr7tE?si=BO1tYT4QTzgN8aAo

>>40526356
Of a similar energy is the German musician Fancy, his songs were catchy but his career tanked after he was exposed for lip-syncing during live concerts

Endless nonsensical posts, you’ll all be doing it tomorrow too

I found another instance of the Schweppes ad. It isn't labeled as being Roy's, in fact it doesn't have a description at all.
https://youtu.be/y3lHMf6C9EE?feature=shared
It has twi comments: one from a day ago that says "unrelaxed" and another from three years ago that says "Classic advert for the Daliistanisa amongst us!" What?
I searched "daliistanisa" on Google and there's no results at all. Is this the AI malfunctioning?

>>40529112
Daliistan does give a few results, all of them kind of weird and indian.
This is the channel that commented https://youtube.com/@treemikey?si=gKhp_k-oztwAtEIc
Doesn't seem indian at all?
It has a video titled The Three Dogrees Step Out! https://youtu.be/VBUvXmX8U4g?feature=shared

Is it pure coincidence?

>>40529112
He has the same expression as Ed Helms on the poster for Cedar Rapids

Anoche instance of the ad, yet again unlabeled as Roy's:
https://youtu.be/Byq9k3zJmE0?feature=shared

>>40529151
Who? The channel's avatar? No it doesn't? What do you mean?

>>40529157
It could be that they made the Roy Jay persona based off this guy in the advert.

>>40529175
No, Roy in the commercial

>>40529176
That's indeed a possibility. But I personally think he's fake all the way down.

>>40529182
Oh ok. I can see it slightly.

>>40529186
That's why I'm saying he is fake, and they just found some off looking fellow from an old Schwepps commercial to make into this A.I. persona. For the purpose of seeing if they can manifest people into reality. It's obviously a government psyop. Small scale one. Scary thing to think about: we've discovered this one, imagine the one's that haven't yet.

>>40529144
>>40529112
https://youtu.be/2QhittfRJEQ

Isn't spook a slang for a CIA agent btw?

>>40529239
What could it mean?
>>40529096

>>40529240
That’s what we said in 2011 the first time we summoned the shuffle slider green spider clown glider spook rider

Has anyone else noticed this yet? On this video;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
Someone replied to a very old comment in 2023 mentioning there was almost no Roy content on youtube. I used a tool called Hadzy to check the date of this comment - August 21st, 2023. Lee G Crime's first upload (Roy video) was one day after this, on August 22nd, 2023. What're the odds?

>>40529304
>August 21st, 2023
>August 22nd, 2023
I'm smelling ARG

>>40529239
What the fuck? Maybe that's just weird. It doesn't have to be AI I think.
>>40529304
Very good find! That Ruthkempt account is sus indeed.
Captcha AYGR4

>>40529312
Preparing an ARG like seven months in advance? What about the video that's 17 years old?

>>40529262
What has the post you linked on the nobody thread to do with anything?

>>40529203
Yes, I get you idea. But how are you sure that the Schweppes ad is real?

Luther Vandross is a more successful example of this Roy Jay phenomena. Could be just as late as last year that he actually entered the publics consciousness.

>>40529446
I mean but you can't just affirm that and go away! I don't remember this guy at all, by the way.

>>40529144
>The Three Dogrees
That's way too specifically related to Roy. Something is up with that guy for sure.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395513527400

>>40529608
You can actually read the text on this one. Pic rel.

>>40529608
>>40529599
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Degrees
These ladies seem sus. Active for way too long

This is weeeird. On the cookdandbombd forum, I found this looking for fanedithb8br:
>Re: Grimmest documentaries you've seen
>#1020

>August 12, 2024, 08:29:39 AM
>Quote from: Viero_Berlotti on August 11, 2024, 09:48:39 PM
>I found this vintage TV You Tube channel that's a weird mix of bleak UK prison documentaries, East17, Geoff Capes and Roy Jay:

>https://youtube.com/@fanedit-hb8br?si=qJTfR5-112QAc7CF
Look at the link! Now it doesn't work. But the post is from August 2024! Almost a year after the Lee G Crime channel started uploading FanEdithb8br watermarked videos.
Was FanEdithb8br banned? Why did Lee G Crimen upload the videos while the FanEdit channel was still active?

>>40529203
This

>>40529203
I think there's multiple other ones that are AI, mainly for testing out different body types, behaviors, personalities. All or mostly low views, the channels that raise suspicion get removed for ToS violations or hidden from search results
Bigger question, why they decided this guy should be the "flagship" test, the one that blows up at cost of the others
Are they hoping Roy acts as a green light for rolling out the full version?

>>40529678
>Look at the link! Now it doesn't work.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240731235656/https://www.youtube.com/@Fanedit-hb8br

I'm sure you will read this. I know what you are doing, trying to put things in people's realities in this way without their consent is unethical and you should be ashamed.

>>40530129
Thank you, but It only shows 12 thumbnails and the videos don't work. The watermark doesn't appear in the thumbnails though. No e of the 12 videos are about Roy.

Few know that Roy Jay is the ancient identity of Emmanuel Macron.

Spooky!

>>40530613
Notice at the bottom... Those fingers are gloved...

>>40530630
You're around 50 years old right? You type like a senior.

>>40528948
Legitimately spooky that these are all Roy tier jokes.

>>40529446
Big (literally and popularity-wise) in the 90's. Zero comparison to our boy Roy.

>>40528755
>this is who you share 4chan with
Might have to be taking a break bros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg-JynKe-Qs

saintessa

>>40520948 (OP)
>except Roy and Les' facial expressions are different for completely inexplicable reasons


there are reasons. a photographer makes more than one shot. this was clearly posed/setup so of course there will be many similar to it. Dude on the left is one of those shitty one expression types and Roy and the other are clearly showmen and know how to play to the camera. The newspaper may have paid for the printed shot and sold the rest to getty

>>40531458
the shots are literally identical outside of two faces dude, you can't complete change your face like that without slightly moving things like the position of your head or a crease in the fabric of your clothing. also
>a major publication selling unused images from the early 80s to gettyimages, but only a single one, for three guys nobody remembers or gives a fuck about
"no"

I'm gonna roydeem the card.

Does anyone else feel they are being programmed by Roy? I literally can’t get him out of my head and have found myself doing his walk around the house while saying “slither hither” and “spook!”

Nobody ever talks about how John Deacon, being a decently famous musician, cosplayed Roy. Roy himself would have to be mildly well known for this to be the case right? Yet he apparently isn't. Super odd.

>>40531974
Roy wears a convict's uniform.What makes Deacon wearing one a direct reference to Roy?

If you tell chatGPT Roy Jay is fake it will rewrite its answers and is insistent that he was a real person, I’ve not been able to see what it’s saying and why it’s censoring itself but interesting nonetheless

>>40520948 (OP)
Roy Jay at Hell’s Open Mic
Location: The Blazing Pitstop, just past the River of Regret. Host: Judas Iscariot. Featured act: Roy “Spook!” Jay.

[Spotlight cracks through smoke. The crowd: tortured poets, fallen angels, used car salesmen, and one confused mime who thinks he’s in Heaven. Roy Jay slinks on stage in his classic convict suit, hips swaying like a funky serpent.]

ROY JAY
(whispers)
“Spook...!”

(shimmies in a circle, fingers waggling at nothing in particular)
“Slither hither... slither thither... slither all the way down, my dear!”

(the audience chuckles—except the mime, who looks horrified)

“You laugh now, but... you all be doing it tomorrow!”
(points at Satan, who nods solemnly)

SATAN
(aside to Beelzebub)
“…I already am.”

ROY JAY
“Why did the demon cross the River Styx?”
(pauses dramatically)
“To spook the chicken! SP—OO—KU!”

(He flings invisible confetti. It bursts into ash midair. Huge applause from the back where Kafka is weeping with laughter.)

ROY JAY
(leans forward, eyes blazing)
“They told me I was too weird for the BBC.
They told me, Roy… keep it simple.
Tell a real joke.
So I said: A man walks into a bar.
And the bar says—
‘Get your trousers back on, Roy.’”
(booming laugh from Judas, who nearly drops the mic.)

ROY JAY (voice low now, almost gentle)
“Some say hell is punishment.
But I say—hell is the only place where they finally get it.
Out there—confusion.
Down here—cult status.”

(He bows, pelvis first.)
“Thank you. You’ve been infernal.”
“You all be doing it... yesterday.”

[Blackout. Someone in the back starts chanting “Spook! Spook! Spook!” Over the speakers: the faint sound of laughter warped through eternity.]

>>40532321
lol

Vax wavy.
>captcha: vaxwvy

>>40520948 (OP)

>>40527718
Roy definitely belongs as a bizarre side character whose story goes nowhere in a Lynch film. Or possibly an ominous, vaguely mystical antagonist.

is joy roy "jr dobb "boobs" ?

https://youtu.be/6_bzkgXR_Sw?feature=shared

>>40532782
Fuck you nigger he's called J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. Get it Right.

>>40532788
Heyyy....Weeird...Unrelaxed! Sounds like I am listening to Vehicle through the breaking up speakers of a Japanese fighter plane being pushed to its limit as I'm about to crash into Pearl Harbour. Spook!

>>40532757
Gonna post butthole soon?

One of the finest and most unique comedy entertainers in England.

>>40532757
Eat a sandwich Mister skelly. And wash it down with some schweppes.

>>40533500
That is definitely a femgroid taking the piss. If that's the arm of a dude, he needs to put some grecian 2000 on his arms.

>>40528529
>New Exclusive Cover of Vehicle by "Floigan in Chains"
Finally! They're back together!

>>40533518
Hey guys, this is Layne Floigley. You might know me as the lead singer of Floigan in Chains (formerly Alice in Chains). By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, I ran into a couple old buddies of mine while I was buying a pack of smokes at the Circle K last week: Floig Jones Jr. and Tyrese Floigson. We used to shoot junk and watch cartoons together n' stuff... it was real cool, man. By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, they were telling me how there was some anti-floiganism going down 'round these parts, and they said I should stop by and have a little chat with you guys. The first thing I want you to know is that I used to be a huge faggot. Everybody thought I was super chill and friendly n' stuff, even though all I ever did was sing about depression, drug use, and suicide. I also invited a guy on stage during one of my concerts and sucker punched him for giving a Nazi salute while surrounded by hundreds of fans and security guards because of how tolerant and brave I was n' stuff, even though I had no problem directly funding murder and child trafficking by buying massive amounts of black market opiates. I even let my girlfriend get fucked by a bunch of old men for heroin money even though I had millions of dollars, because I spent it all on heroin. By the way, she's dead. Anyway, the point is, I was a total douchenozzle n' stuff. Then, I found Floigan, and everything changed. Floigan made me realize how much of a retarded fag I had been. After undergoing floigalysis, I started changing myself for the better: I started regularly washing my bed linens, I got a Costco membership, I read Mein Kampf, I stopped shooting as much junk, and I even started working on the whole me being dead thing n' stuff. Look friend, the fact is... Floigan changed me, and Floigan can change you, too. Just stop like, being all hateful n' stuff. Open your heart and accept Floigan into your life. By the way, I'm Layne Floigley, and I'm dead.

>>40533709
I don't know what's worse, that this was copy pasted from ChatGPT or that actual human thought and emotion was put into this only for it to sounds like a ChatGPT output.
>Just stop like, being all hateful n' stuff.
I'll keep hating slop.

>>40533872
>chatgpt being based enough to produce this kind of kino
>implying you aren't a newfaggot who hasn't seen old pasta

>>40533872
Yo my floiga, Floig Jones Jr. here. I heard you been talkin' mad hate 'bout my boys, the Floigan Bros. That ain't cool my floiga, you feel me? You come talkin' that hate in my hood, we'd be floiggin you up, cuz. Nah, nah... you ain't do 'em like that, you feel me? Now dawg, you be knowin' that Floigan Bros. Episode 1 (available for SEGA Dreamcast home video entertainment system) is some real shit, cuz. Them Floigans be out there fighting and dying for yo ass, floiga. That shit real, that some real shit my floiga. Now I know you might be havin' some, whatchu call, "reservations", 'bout joining up dem Floigan floigas, but lemme tellchu sumfin' my floiga: these floigas real, you feel me? They our future and shit. I mean shit like, they put me in this Floigalysis machine and purified by soul and shit. I got baby blue eye now floiga, shit look fresh dawg. Aight, keep it real.

>>40533874
Guilty as charged, but if this was actually good originally and just had Layne Floigley inserted, it's not a good first exposure to the pasta.
>It's funny because I get the reference!

>>40533898
Tyrese Floigson here; professional actor, model and hip-hop recording artist. You might remember me from my roles in blockbuster summer hits such as "2 Fast 2 Furious" and "Baby Boy", or my vocal work in the 1994 Coca-Cola commercial, "Always Coca-Cola". I got a call the other day from a good friend of mine, Floig Jones Jr. He said there's been some serious anti-floiganism going on around here. I think my floiga Floig J already had a talk whichu 'bout this, but I just wanted to weigh in and offer my two cent: you gotta know, racism ain't cool, floiga; 'specially not anti-floiganism. Floigans is good people, and they ain't never hurt a fly. I don't know where all these negative connotations and what not be coming from, but it's gots to be stoppin' right now, yo. We all needa to come together and find a resolution to our issues without resorting to hatred and violence. If we all work together, we can live a peaceful, prosperous life on this here earth... and ain't that what we all really want? Just a little peace? I once had a friend named Paul, he's at peace now. We all need to be more like Paul. Let's just work together and figure this out, you dig? By the way, make sure to check out my boy Rob Floigdek's newest season of Floigdiculousness, airing tonight 8/7c on Floigcast TV. Don't miss it.

>>40533892
Is this going to manifest retrocasually into my reality in the same way Roy Jay did?
At least this time around I took a screenshot.

>>40533920
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>>40533900
>you gotta know, racism ain't cool
What? I'm a big fan of George Benson and Barry White. If that sounds too sexist throw Gloria Gaynor and Bonnie Pointer in there for good measure.
I don't care about your skin color, I care about what you do, and I watched 2 Fast 2 Furious and don't remember you in there.
I'm not claiming you're a liar, I'm claiming you are so forgettable next time I watch it and you appear on screen I won't even remember this conversation we're having, in fact, I'm already forgetting about you or why was I making this post.
The first thing in my life something refuses to be recorded by my photographic memory, but I bet that's a good thing.

>>40531474
>you can't complete change your face like that without slightly moving things like the position of your head or a crease in the fabric of your clothing

yes. im a photographer, i have shit ive shot all over getty. even dude on the left smile is different from pic 1 to 2. These shots are called grip n grin shot. People do one of two things, stay frozen like guy on left or what the other two did, change expression because they are pros. Shooting three people is harder because they are not always in sync, so you shoot a bunch so you have good expression and open eyes. Even back then an editor might cut and paste a head or eyes so all three look good using several different shots. I even shoot plate shots (the background with no one there) so they can do this easier if needed.

im not denying the weirdness of roy jay but this photo doesnt really mean much

>>40533958
yo... yo... yo, now check it...

we was starin' at the blue sky, started feelin' so high,
lookin' for an answer in the clouds as they flew by

sun came out and found one, name was Stolar,
made the man president and fired him (bipolar)

God had the same plan, made the same man,
took him back and left a name in the sand

had a talk with big G, asked him what's the D?
said we had to do for SEGA what Bernie did for we

yeah, life been hard without Saint Bernard,
gettin' by on broken bottles and smokin' the shards

but we knew we had a mission, couldn't be dissin'
loaded the gats and left for khazar fishin'

pulled up, saw a rabbi by the temple
clicked the 9 and left him with a new
dimple

next stop was Mario, put him in the car to go,
had him tied up and beggin' sayin' "I'm-a sorry-o!"

'membered Big Bern, stomach starta turn,
put the gun to the plumber and await the lesson learned

pulled the trigger, no more wahoo,
no more Nintendo and no more jew

looked back at the sky, saw a friend,
he looked down and said "the future is Floigan"

we out.

FLOIGAN ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A SPOOK TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YA LOSE YOUR PUMPKIN
EVERYBODY JUST... SLITHER

>>40533959
>i'm a redditographer, we take lots of photos bro, that's why these two photos are totally identical outside of two guys facial expressions and i'm totally ignoring the fact changing your facial expression like that should have at least some small effect on your clothes and the position of head/body compared to the environment
woooow.... weeeeeeeird.... unrelaaaaaaaaaaxed!

>>40533981
Based, floigpilled, slithering, unspooked.

Floiglo thread?
Wow, relaxed.

>>40533959
>this photo doesnt really mean much
I disagree, it's the awesome face emoji!
Look at this comparison!
People have been using the emoji for almost two decades now without knowing it's our Roy who first made the facial expression!

>>40534011
>tfw he knows the secret

Absolutely love the Floigan meme, me. Fr doe, as a /vr/ oldfag who left the board years ago it's funny to learn about this and I appreciate the schizotism of it. I remember Floiganon's very first post alluding to something in /vr/ somehow relating to Roy and the AI. Been meaning to dig it up on the archives for the 'stalgia. BTW I am the anon who spammed /vr/ with Dreamcast related stuff and ate hundreds of bans until they finally allowed discussion of it. Yes, there was a time they banned Dreamcast on there. It was me and one other dedicated anon who was putting together infographics showing how the Dreamcast had more overlap with 5th gen consoles than 6th regarding ports and timeframe of the console's lifespan. Back when /qa/ was a thing I remember mods replying with their capcodes on and raging at us. All because the faggots banned me for 2 weeks when I was on a static ISP for making a light joke about Nintendo, that is what started my autistic crusade to give the jannies hot pocket heart attacks. It was worth it for the Dreamcast, Floiganbros.

>>40533985
The claim is those two guys had new facial expressions but the photo wasn't good anymore, so to make it good the photographer cut and pasted their new faces into the old photo.
That's why "photoshopping" was a term before the invention of Photoshop.

>>40534024
I heard the working title of the Sega System was actually the Roy System.

>the entire roy jay saga was actually just an immensely elaborate shitpost by /vr/ autists to merge a shitty forgotten dreamcast game meme with the soul of a shitty forgotten british comedian
honestly, i have to call this based even though i shouldn't

>>40534011
Holy shit lmao
Roy is absolutely dunking on us

>tfw no pc setup with CD burner anymore
I really want to play Floigan Bros to 100% completion now and look for any potential Roysidue.

>>40534066
Just download redream and get a copy off vimm's

I officially have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

>>40534068
I'm a console autist, flashcarts etc are A-OK by me but I don't care for emulation.
>Roy Jay wearing a monocle and sipping a teacup with a patrician expression.jpg

>>40534078
>don't have a DC with floigan
>want to play floigan but have to emulate to play floigan
Any port in a storm.

>>40534081
What if there's something weird and spook with the electrons and the Roysidue won't show up unless it's official hardware? (might be going too inside baseball with this one)

>>40534094
Only one way to find out.

>>40534024
No, it was me. It's very depressing that people claim to be me, specially after having to drink a bottle of whisky every time they banned me, which didn't help with my alcoholism.
That's why when I get banned now I smell paste, after a while I even forgot how to make those infographics, but the AA meetings were insufferable.
Just stop pretending to be me, it deeply hurts.

I heard Roy Jay was the real author of the Loco Bandito comics

>>40534101
Real /vr/ floigposter here, don't listen to this guy. I'm taller, better looking and have a bigger penis. I did all of this, apologies. I met Roy Jay in Benidorm in 1983. Great guy. Shame about his demons. A rare talent. He bought beer for me and my kids. Great guy, shame he died from alcoholism. Met him a lot.

>>40534102
I just realize Mike definitely saw tubgirl back then and was influenced for the last panel. Also, obvious spook thing. Nevermind, it was definitely Roy moonlighting under a pseudonym. We now have conclusive proof that Roy Jay is aware of tubgirl.

Daily reminder that floigposting is allowed on reddit.com/r/royjay (you know, the official Roy Jay subreddit that I own because I am also taller, better looking and have a bigger penis than this guy, and I apologize more, and also I met Roy Jay in Benidorm in 1982, earlier than this guy met him in 1983, he was a rare talent, I met him a lot, shame about his demons).

>>40534109
That's our Roy! I was actually his chauffeur for a brief time in Spain. We used to both be able to snort lines of cocaine off his penis shaft at the same time, him in the back seat and me in the front. Classic!

>>40534123
Real roigposter here, can confirm, I did in fact sniff snow off Roy's north pole, he signed his vinyl "Spook + slithers, merry xmas" and gave me a ticket to his show at Blazer's in Windsor. Brought 3 other guys with me. Met him a lot. A rare talent.

>>40528831
.gif .in .full

>/pw/ manages to somewhat get KWAB over on other boards(especially bigger ones like /tv/, /v/, /pol/)
How do we spread the message of Royism, and slithering? Spook! Not to the undeserving dilettante masses, but to those who are worthy of royceiving his most holiest of messages? Great God in Heaven!

>>40534072
The Floigan meme has metaphysically merged with the soul of Roy Erick Jørgensen. This has resulted in the creation of the fabled Philosopher's Stone. Many men throughout history have assumed that the Philosopher's Stone was a physical substance which would let to immaterial immortality, but they never could have predicted that the stone was a digital substance. We have achieved digitized quantum immortality by fusing the non-physical with the physical. We have perfected the craft. The seething energies of Floigan are in our hands.

>>40534182
Bernie is absolutely in the dust! His parents may have escaped the zyklon, but based Floigan soldiers were there to make sure he sure didn't! Spook!

>>40534205
The future is bright for Floigan and the crew.

>>40534157
>>40534182
Where sidson? Where Tim Avery from son of the mask?

>>40520948 (OP)
I'm new to this, I will read through the thread, but I'm going to ask now anyway.
How is the ancient youtube upload date explained for that one video from like 15 years ago or whatever? That's the only thing I can't figure out.

>>40534313
I think probably the YouTube innernet cables run through Floigan's junkyard. That bastard Bernie probably tried fucking with Floigans shit and accidentally the cables.

>>40534356
This

I missed the last few days. Any updated on penisgrips or cucksley?

I missed the last few days. Any updates on penisgrips or cucksley?

>>40534109
>he died from alcoholism
He died by trying to penetrate too many girls at once, how he did it is a secret he carried to the grave, but it probably required having a dick as big as his.

>>40534406
I heard the Floigs even helped with the slack in between penetrated holes, holding up his hose to unkink it and stretch it even further. Classic Floiganbros!

>no floigan bros episode 2 lost media roysidue on the iceberg
Absolute junk!

>>40534425
Based moigle and hoigle help a roy out. They were truly bros.

Me me, I'm a Floig man.

>>40534392
Penisgrape and Poosley ended up being aliases for a bald gay man from LA who died during an anti-Floigan protest. Thankfully, it's all over now.

>>40534120
I met Roy Jay in Olso, Norway in 1950 back when he was a baby, his penis was so large her mother had to change his diapers in a different room.

>>40534460
Based! I bet Sticky Vicky was already worshipping that thing back then! Shame about his demons.

>>40534313
Those videos weren't there back in April 4th, they appeared later, as long with their comments, and appeared gradually.
It's Roy Jay reading the thread and traveling to the past, inserting those videos so they were always there, don't listen to AI generated propaganda.

>>40534460
Apparently when Roy's mom was pregnant, she went in for an ultrasound during the first trimester and they thought his penis was a tumor. Pampers started producing adult diapers shortly thereafter, only to find that there was an actual adult market for them years later.

>>40534477
>traveling to the past
To tell the spooky jokes that showed ass
He'd rather show off his cock and asshole
To a packed crowd that came for his act
He'd rather deepfry a single slipper
While half-naked exposing his cock
He's the spook Roy Jay rapist
He's the funny based woman and Indian hater
He's the slithering Roy Jorgensen

Roy Jay is real. I know this for a fact. After his comedy career ended he got into politics in the late 80s and was the mayor of Port Aransas in Texas. I voted for him. His famous politic slogan was "Democraps are weirdos!" But the state tried to memory hole him when he was elected and changed that slogan to "HEIL HITHER! GAS THE SPOOKS! CURB STOMP A BABY WEIRDO!"

>>40534487
I heard that too I worked for Pampers around then and was later Roy's roadie. I drove him to his gig in Keswick. Such a profound joketeller he was, just a shame about his demons though. He made me laugh so hard one time that I blew an entire 8 ball of cocaine off the tip of his cock like the puff of a dandelion!

>found a record
>it's going to cost me AU$150 to buy and mail it

hmmm...

>>40534510
You mean "HEIL HITHER SLITHER!", don't misquote our Roy.

Ok guys so, was he circumcised or uncircumcised? What do you think the diameter of his urethra was? We need answers.

>>40532782
>>40532790
I firmly believe there is some connection between Roy and the "Bob" phenomenon

>>40520948 (OP)
Better than the Nobody, but c'mon man. He was just another flash in the pan who couldn't handle the fame. Weird guy, but that was his whole schtick. Other than that he's got nothing.

>>40534356
This makes sense. Everyone knows what can happen when cables become accidentally.

>>40531974
My guy, I've never heard of either of them. Sounds like a weird artist paying tribute to an obscure weird artist. Fuckin hipster shit.

*spook*

Slither

Is Roy actually a demon or just AI generated bullspit?

>>40535435
Tried to find that exact cap or shirt with Google lens. Nothing quite matches.
A cap appears but it's black and the logo is slightly different. Now he could just be wearing knockoff versions.
By the way, but it bears repeating: What do we know about Chic Murphy?

>>40528529
An extremely memorable movie! I was at a screening at Benidorm once when it turned out Roy was also at one of the screenings! He kept making Pee Wee masturbating in a pornie theater jokes so it was a little awkward but you could tell it was in sympathy for Paul Reuben’s plight.
Roy Jay,What a Guy!

https://curiousbritishtelly.substack.com/p/i-still-cant-get-my-head-round-roy
NEW ROYLORE

>>40535913
It all seems way to specific to know about a guy who’s only presence is scattered fragments along the wind,even more oddly the PFP itself for this guy looks more like a rubber mask than a real human face.

If one is to assume that Roy Jay was indeed real and that his videos are not AI generated.. I find it bizarre that so much vhs footage of him has survived to this day when his last television appearance was ~40 years ago.

I was a big fan of Joey D'Auria's Bozo. Joey portrayed Bozo in the Chicago market for 17 years. During his peak popularity, the show aired every weekday afternoon. He was very well known, well documented and you could say.. popular (probably only second to Bob Bell). However, very little vhs footage has survived to this day.

There's probably just as much vhs footage of Roy Jay on YouTube as there is of Joey D'Auria's Bozo. Given Bozo's popularity and the duration of Joey's aforementioned portrayal, wouldn't it stand to reason that there should be much more video footage of Joey's Bozo? Or that there should be far less video footage of Roy Jay?

>>40535926
I'm pretty sure this has already been linked in the series of threads. Still remains the most detailed biography of Roy, as far as I know.

>>40535956
That’s the thing,Bozo the clown is a household name, he’s like Mickey Mouse or Santa Claus, I don’t expect the exactitude of the specific actors to be remembered,just as long as the broader character is known. Now I want a Roy Jay tribute act.
>>40535960
An anon REALLY needs to make a complete Roy Jay timeline with alternative leads and possibilities branching off.

>>40535956
I'm sorry but that's not true. I just searched for this Joey D'auria and more than a dozen of videos come up. And interviews, and appearances on series... There's basically just ten videos of Roy, and one of them is thirty seconds.

>>40535956
Also, why is there Austrian Airlines videos sandwiched in this playlist of this clown?

>>40535956
>>40535980
Also unlike the slitherman JDA is still an active public figure with a vibrant public life to this day. The AI demon part wouldn’t be as mythical if Roy was on some schmucks podcast talking about his quite Spanish retirement. https://youtu.be/f7bK7rO_YTY?si=-ev6Wd5qd_QtMwMM https://youtu.be/K2gZ6tnMIrE?si=nzmLNDhpnvihiSis
And even then his appearances as bozo spanned up into the 90s and 2000s
https://youtu.be/OkB4bo6szz8?si=kQtlP3VMStJjilAv
https://youtu.be/jIuQ75RYw2A?si=RvsPX8iVi7yCPK8k
So really the only comparison is that they were late 20th century clowns who were caught on tape.

>>40535980
>>40535992
>>40536001
>>40536005
Many of the videos that come up when searching for D'Auria's Bozo are not actually him. Many other actors portrayed Bozo over the years all over the country. Some even international. So don't assume that everything that comes up is him.

Also worth noting how many episodes of The Bozo Show that Joey appeared in compared to what has survived to this day. He began portraying Bozo in 1984 and the show aired 5 days a week until 1994. 5x52x10=2600. From 1994 until the show was cancelled in 2001, the show aired on Sundays only. 52x7=364. From 1984 until 2001, he appeared in nearly 3000 episodes of the Bozo show. It was a popular show with a much further reach than any other Bozo show due to WGN Chicago's status as a superstation. However, barely any of that footage has survived to this day.

But then you have Roy Jay.. an obscure comedian who never reached mainstream popularity, likely only ever made a handful of television appearances and whose comedy career ended nearly 40 years ago. And every known television appearance he has ever made is currently available on YouTube?

>>40536097
Okay, you are right I guess. I have a counterargument though: maybe there's Bozo content on YouTube which is Joey's, but It isn't labeled like that. Roy Jay doesn't act as a character, or rather he acts like the character Roy Jay. He uses no masks, you can discern his face.
But yes I get your point. Also the footsge of Roy looks weirdly clean to me, with the exception being the barrykarp video.

Who is E. R. Murphy?

>>40536132
>maybe there's Bozo content on YouTube which is Joey's, but It isn't labeled like that.

Some, but not much. I was obsessed for awhile and scoured the Internet for all Bozo footage I could find.

>Also the footsge of Roy looks weirdly clean to me, with the exception being the barrykarp video.

Which reminds me, that video and the Spookin Down The Street Live On Pebble Mill videos are the only videos with a visible microphone. This is the early/mid 80s we're talking here.

>>40534011
You found a secret. You are not weird.

>>40534157

I humbly accept this offering. My download folder bows in respectful acceptance.

>>40536224
>Which reminds me, that video and the Spookin Down The Street Live On Pebble Mill videos are the only videos with a visible microphone. This is the early/mid 80s we're talking here.
Thats an interesting point. Weren't there clip on mics back then (I don't know if that's how they're named)?
By the way I don't know if someone already linked this. Clearly a shitpost, but pretty funny.
https://youtu.be/6_bzkgXR_Sw?si=2eSbAImkiqG2xTe7

>>40536285
>Weren't there clip on mics back then (I don't know if that's how they're named)?

Honestly don't know and I'm not sure what those kind of microphones would be called. I just wanted to point this out in hopes that someone more knowledgeable on the matter would be able to chime in.

Evil doppelganger

https://ebay.us/m/Ogu5VE

Low effort, tagline at the bottom should either be "you'll all be doing it tomorrow" or "they don't know the secret".

https://ebay.us/m/fPnEpq

. Take an interesting character effectively forgotten by both men and internet after four decades of not being in the spotlight, and collect what little information is available.

. Announce the prank with the word "childhoods" to lure in retarded, infantilized, pussyass garbage zoomers like you (expecting "Growing up" to show up at some point).

. Real-time populate and create a variety of web sites with said info and make sure /x/ notices wayback didn't have it before.

. Respond to old comments on youtube to make them look like they were added recently.

. Cash on the fact that neets have no computer skills and thus can't discern image/video compression artifacts from bad AI or "shapeshifting demons", which thing is grossly aggravated by their autism, making subtle facial variations byproduct of lighting, movenent, lenses and aging even harder for them to process.

. Drag it out, litter it all with nigger-iq mandingo effect bs, rinse and repeat.

>>40536509
When do you profit from this? In what way?
Also what does this mean?
>Respond to old comments on youtube to make them look like they were added recently.

>>40524798
can confirm, I witnessed it unexpectedly and almost had a small aneurysm when I heard the music track start

Anyone else find it peculiar that in the Schweppes commerical, album tracks, and live performances, not once does it sound like the same person. At all?

>>40520948 (OP)

>>40536273

Put this one in as well.

>>40536509
The main problem is, that these guys are all basically leftists, they want to tell stories, but they have no curiosity of what really happened, so you drop breadcrumbs, but they literally do not care, because it's just boring stuff to them.

>>40537105
Humbly accepted