Thread 40526096

What kind of /x/ related stuff can be done with the consecrated hosts from the Eucharist?

If you try to smuggle out of the church in your mouth with the intent of using it for black magic, it will trans substantiate further into bloody human heart tissue, so don't do that.

>>40526120
>in your mouth
Is that seriously the only way? You can't just pocket a few while nobody's paying attention?

>>40526096 (OP)
whatever you do, don't dip them in onions sauce. Seriously

>>40526132
it's (conveniently) only Christ's body&blood after consecration, and no one but the priests&deacons &ministers handles it after that point until it is all consumed/reposed. So you as a filthy larper can only get one host by pretending to consume the one host given to you by whoever is distributing. Ofc, Catholics now have a terrible disgusting habit of stepping aside to consume the host (which they received in their filthy hands), so it is slightly possible for it to not be noticed that you didnt really put it in your mouth with some sleight of hand. Too bad this fun little tidbit will not change the habits of communicants who will continue to irreverently receive the host.

And a sidenote:

If you're convinced of the presence of Christ in the Eucharist, why the hell would you be attempting to use the Eucharist for black magic? Clearly you should be confessing constantly and receiving in a state of grace with such conviction.

If you're doubting, go receive in a state of grace. For myself, my doubt was not assuaged, but if properly receiving does not convince you, neither will black magic.

>>40526296
Because people have differing worldviews on how things work, a black magician might not think Christ is special but still think the faith invested in it is powerful. Extremely rare is any sort of satanist who literally believes in Satan as in the Christian worldview, and if you are a satanist who is going down that path you would be motivated by spite

>>40526296
Though going further, there are medieval goetic grimoires which do utilise elements and materials from the mass which are grounded in a Catholic worldview. In this case, the magician practicing demon summoning traditionally would not believe they are practicing black magic but are just exercising their God given right to control demons (if they stick to the worldview), if they don’t then it’s just a ritual implement

You could take communion on your own I suppose. Dionysus blessed his followers with the same ritual in the woods of Thebes, ensouling the food and then letting it be consumed. Raw meat, often, as how could you roast the flesh of thy own God?

>>40526195
>dip them in onions sauce
Honestly kind of fucked up thing to do

>>40526096 (OP)
have chickens alchemize them into eggs

>>40526642
Wait what the fuck happens then? What happens when it hatches???

>>40526096 (OP)
>What kind of /x/ related stuff can be done with the consecrated hosts from the Eucharist?

Literally nothing, though your soul moves closer to Hell in the attempt, because your intentions take you out of alignment with Christ. Repent and be at peace, so long as you live you can be saved.

>>40526096 (OP)
>Ground them up, mix with soil, consecrated vegetables?

>>40526296
This

>>40527115
What if you are doing something theurgical?

>>40526096 (OP)
Sad that catholics actually believe that those crackers are quite literally the flesh of Christ. Even Jesus Himself used bread to symbolize His flesh. That entire sect of Christianity is rife with idolatry. God will punish them accordingly.

>>40527977
I like the darker symbolism that Christianity has, if you want sunshine and happiness you are a pussy afraid of the truth of existence

>>40527993
I can appreciate this but you don't want to have children in a universe like this do you?

>>40526096 (OP)
How much are you expecting?

>>40526096 (OP)
I was an alter boy. They just make it hard to shit if you eat too many.

>>40526096 (OP)
Also the priests eat all the unused "consecrated" wafers after every mass and drink all of the unused "consecrated" wine if you had my parish's deacon. Only the priest was allowed to eat the leftover jesus. He got fat and bloated the years before the church closed.

>>40532794
Did the priest get mad when he couldn't fit it in?

>>40527796
Why do Satanist also believe it really is and go too such lengths to ONLY steal the Catholic Host?

Also it really is God.

>>40532840
No they don't... if your Priest did he was just being fat.

Only touch it if you want to BEGOME GADOLIC.

Catholics believe that touching the Eucharist imparts Graces of Conversion. By touching it you are touching the divine. It will immediately purify all your Venial Sins by the fact it is Divine.
You wouldn't be stealing it if you didn't believe it has power. Therefore you inherently believe what the Catholics say is true. By stealing it you bring upon you the mark of Death which requires Conversion to remove.
There are Millions of Catholics who pray in direct opposition every single day specifically against your 1 little Black Mass in bum no where.

Finally The Lady as your masters call her doesn't stand for such insults and they know they have brought about a harsher judgment upon their heads...


So yeah don't do it m'kay!