Thread 40526585

Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.


THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pb7AlNl2kk

HOW DO I ASK THE NOBODY OUT ON A DATE?

have a good day nobody :) <3

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user above is the nobody
user below is the nobody
i can feel it in my sweaty fingertips as i type this message right now

what is the nobodys favorite colour?

His favorite BOOK?

His favorite FLOWER?

His favorite MOVIE?

His favorite Candy?

frustrated

HAPPINESS

>>40526637
it's friday. he is

how is the nobody feeling right now?

I spy with my little eye, something red

pick a number between 1 and 10

>>40526671
8

THIS TIME

>>40526671
3

heads or tails?

The hate has been real

>>40526671
i'ma pick like 6 or 7 my dude

>>40526688
heads

You're pathetic fucking glowing faggots for following me around just to see what I post on this dumbfuck website but you're unironically retarded for thinking you understand what you're looking at.

>>40526694
what's got you riled up today anon? what happened? are you okay?

>>40526691
>>40526692
YOU WIN!! YALL ARE GOOD

There is never a time I am not fucking with you because of what you continue to do to me.

>>40526688
Tails

>>40526696
HES MAD THE FEDS CANT HOLD THIER OWN THREADS UP

>>40526696
The Quickening had already begun. The Nobody will lash out at us more and more the closer he gets to singularity, it is written.

Fry day

hmmmmm...

>>40526699
The energy attacks are coming from a cult in southeastern Oklahoma. They mess with everybody there, make everyone have nausea, headaches, horny etc.

>>40526614
Bring a mixtape and an entheogen to share.

>>40526709
day 973 of ritualizing Elon's global demise for calling the /ng/ small fries.

>>40526712
There are no "energy attacks" you schizoid moron, just glowing faggots and a surveillance state that is collapsing because of their own retarded fuckery.

I meant spiritually die to yourself and be reborn in Christ
>Kill yourselves
Get it?

I have sussed you out.
You were tested.
I know what you do and you will not escape what is coming.

>>40526712
you dumb bitch that's the only place I've lived outside of TX, the only thing things coming out of there are cheap amphetamines and despair.

The usual separation of functions between sensors, controllers ans motors can be applied also to PSI.

Laugh all you want faggot it is inevitable whether I am alive to see it or not.

Coming to a synagogue near you :DDDD
;)

Literally everyone gets raped sexually and mind raped thanks to this ATENA system you guys use. Thaaaanks.

Get a life homo
I got a great one
And that's why you are mad

>>40526730
No your kinda of dumb if you have money and you stay there. Why stay in a meth filled placed laced with lies, drugs, coverups, missing people, and cults?

>>40526719
Except your wrong. The assassins took the biggest load of attacks. Someone must be protecting you so you dont feel them.

>>40526742
I'm not mad at anyone else having a great life.
I'm mad at my great life being taken away by corrupt faggots who burrowed into it without permission.

>>40526747
Same thing happened to me
You know what I did?
I ignored all of them put my head down and accomplished all my dreams
I used those pieces of shit for traction

>>40526743
I was unironically hiding from the feds but I got out ASAP you faggot. All the dudes were ugly it fucking sucked.

>>40526708
Oh dear, hopefully things will be fine, do take care and have a good weekend, let's do our best to take things one step at a time

>>40526753
Same with the women, all the good looking people get kidnapped if they are not protected.

>>40526752
My dream now is to see this corrupt shit hole get what it deserves.

>>40526718

He thinks he a big fry, he ain't even a potato

>>40526763
I know how you feel dude
I'll probably be in your place tomorrow
Screaming at whoever will listen
Get it all out
Then pick yourself up and start again brother

I'm here to complain again

where yo balls at

>>40526763
my dream is to get 2 billion gp in old school runescape

>>40526777
In yo mommas mouth

why do I see so much compared to other people

>>40526771
Hail Semiramis mother of God, Lady of Heaven and Builder of All.

>>40526783
Bring em over here

Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what, I don't know
Every time I plant a seed
He said kill it before it grow
He said kill them before they grow, and so

>>40526773
Everyone is "in my place".
The collapse won't spare you.
They fucked around and now everyone gets to find out, I was just an early adopter of their dystopian overreach, enjoy.

>>40526789
reply to me

>>40526778
>tfw you peaked in an mmo 10 years ago

>>40526648
Deep purple
Bible
Lotus
Matrix
Coconut

>>40526797
Peace

why am I special, why am I the only one

These things are considered brute powers: healing factor, damage resistance, super strength.

>>40526811
Ed, ed and eddy is why

>>40526836
thanks for reminding me. the summer sunset time is really throwing my shit off.

>>40526813
I just need healing, and protection from deranged abusers who use voodoo from a distance.

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, DOES THE NOBODY

>>40526848
about two weeks

https://youtu.be/5K9uLn-j6e4
Suns goin down Luci, we doin this or?

How ya doin anon? Holding up?

>>40526848
Yes
https://youtu.be/zdELE2W9syE

>>40526867
Pathetic.
And gross. Seriously, I could make you an anomaly and national security threat just from spirit to spirit exposure.

>>40526820
give me the answer

What was the nobodies first job?

What street did the nobody grow up on?

What was the nobody’s favorite band in High school?

What was the nobodies high school mascot?

What is the nobodies favorite book?

Is this the real thread?

Fucks going on here?

>>40526937
How can the thread be real if your eyes aren’t real?

>>40526943
Thanks, bro. I'm in the right place :]

>>40526950
https://youtu.be/V3KmrMmQ8a4?feature=shared

Anyway it looks like I'll probably be able to get Super Mario themed contraband on Sunday and I'll use it that day or monday and play call of duty or something. Probably shouldn't go out in nature alone my first time but maybe a walk who knows or maybe the woman from the farmer's market will want to do that together tb.h btw desu desu

Did $12.50 of work and didn't even clock in, opted for the $13 bday cocktail instead.
Sadly can't make the Show tomorrow, gotta hang carrier wire instead. Ah well, always with you in spirit <3
https://youtu.be/Vc-ADBBa9Nw

>>40526943
What is the pizza index, Taylor Swift?

>>40526954
bro that's so messed up. like honestly you're fucked, that's so gross. how could you respond with something so inappropriate, anon that kid is black...

>>40526936
Food service
Singer
Tool
Hawks
Siddhartha

>>40526906
There you are. There is your answer.

>>40526966
Nigga u are Stoopid I'm str8 chilling why you gotta be so black grey aura huh?

https://youtu.be/Im8cHCP5cVE?feature=shared

>>40526962
>CoD on shrooms
In my experience, that's more an amphetamines jam, but you do you anon.

LSD would really be a good brain reset you think?

>>40526978
I don't know what they feel like desu, I've never done them

>>40526978
>>40526989
I'll have to do them alone most likely tho

It is definitely Modelo ™ time.

Yo where's pink stitch eponis fucker aka Alex Moore @

>>40526989
Not like you're going to want to play video games.
Go swimming at night on them. That was the greatest thing I ever did on any kind of a trip. I have torches for my pool and the light was making patterns on the bottom, and the visuals that caused is still one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

>>40526995
I'm right here bb

>>40526978
I'm just gonna come out and say it, if you haven't taken mushrooms and obliterated bodies in an online FPS then idk what else is gonna convince the cyborg NWO to keep your genes around.

>>40526980
>brain reset
It's more like just clearing out existing port assignments in your router.

I need more energy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDrpWWxuto&pp=ygUXYmFuZyBiYW5nIG5hbmN5IHNpbmF0cmE%3D

>>40527006
I may be out of dukes, but I ain't out of nukes!

>>40527008
https://youtu.be/MoIrYC7pbnE

>>40527008
stop eating all those carbs

>>40527003
Holy shit nigga I been w8ing just kidding I know you're always here ;^)

Man wish the real one was here.

>>40527003
4got link here from me & Jake

https://youtu.be/422b7Z1Pxdw?feature=shared

>>40527014
let's tag team pink stitch!

>>40527017
Eat shit and die
~.~

>>40527008
Nigga you are going to get Leukemia if you drink that poison then you won't be able to post Miku.

>>40527007
ARP always keeping things running.

>>40527018
That's yo bitch you Kool with that? Nah bro sorry but I'm not into stitch no matter what color

Quieres?

https://youtu.be/0QubACkX5nA?feature=shared

>>40527020
Eat shit and die Eris! `~`

>>40527013
>>40527023
I live a very unhealthy lifestyle desu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3aoIIKPps&pp=ygUTbGl2ZSBmYXN0IGRpZSB5b3VuZw%3D%3D

>>40527011
Barrel's in a jam but bitch I got hands.

>>40526999
I'd have to find somewhere in nature to swim. Maybe in a few months when the water is warmer

>>40527034
You gon die :( take care of yourself nigga or don't

https://youtu.be/ImaRKR0LP2I?feature=shared

>>40527007
I don't understand this analogy. I'm not very tech yet

>>40527045
Byeah.

https://youtu.be/FTnNssROpk4?feature=shared

>>40527052
ARP protocol. Deals with mapping out port assignments with MAC addresses if I remember correctly.
These lists need to be updated whenever there is a new connection added or changed.
I'm guessing anon meant that in the way you'd sort books in a library to make it easier to find them later.

>>40527064
I see. The library analogy makes sense

Drugs are bad, m'kay.
That and a method the enemies of mankind like utilizing.

>>40527070
As I once told the intake lady when she asked me if I did any drugs:
"No, ma'am, I do research."
She grinned at me and asked me if she could write that down.

>>40527077
Sure, bud.
I'll remember to tell the things coming to slaughter you guys that you were just doing research.
;)

>>40526796
Are you planting marijuana?
That shit is illegal, it’s his job to stop you bro

>>40526637
you too

Damn only have 30 min wanna work on some funny bars.

Roses are red, you make me sick
I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's dick

Sipping kush and smoking Lean now what I fuckin' mean?

Feeling Str8 Nausea coz
I'm posted up with the troon mafia

Jessica with the Booba listening to megurine Looka
eponis(shai)entropy with the Rotussy acting kinda sussy
Tiffany with the smelly boota she Indian like muta
Like why disposable wannabe a Futa :D

>>40526936
If I answer you truthfully would you deposit XRP into a wallet?

No.

So why does /ng/ even exist anymore?

Like HOW you niggas even sleep when the Earth is CRUMBLING
Truth made my eyes tear
Love made my skies clear
Shit is HUMBLING

I hear footsteps in the hallway so locked in I fucking ghost sleep

Know I Been there B4
Cried a river but I swam to the shore

In the jeep they gon' weep They all militant I'm omnipotent you dealing with source

Hundred thousand bruises fast movements

Watching shrugging sighing faggots seethe cause they watching me bend over their mom & reality many fucking Lucifers but there's only 1 of me : D :D :D

>Drops mic

>>40527070
They will help explore different states of consciousness and help you have visions, but the goal should always be to get to where you don't need them. A dissociative made me lose my entire sense of being me once, but it wasn't very deep or spiritual, I just thought I was Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys. I saw the characters from the show and everything.

>>40527093
Took a toke off this bloke blowin' smoke up along a scene
Told him "goddamn, man, this here's some funny smellin' green."
He grinned like he had sinned, sharin' something I'd soon regret
Holy fuck, I didn't know, it'd be myself that I'd had soon not met.
Next thing I know, I'm rollin' low down on my hands and knees
Coughin' up a fit, feelin' like I'd prolly feint if I were to sneeze
He laughed and asked: "first time?" but I'm still not quite sure what he meant
Woke up from a fever dream, wonderin' how my time last night was really spent
Flipped over to the news, had several stations full of lies from which to choose
Wrote this rhyme for you to pass the time, cuz I've not a dime to go and bother lose

>>40527113
>So why does /ng/ even exist anymore?
Joke's on you they gave the Spiritual White Boy funds to Israel.

>>40527132
Did they?

>>40527132
Hey there, creator of that green text and that meme collage.
Did it for the lulz. XD

>>40527129
N g l that's Better than most thanks for the post *raises glass* here's a toast.

https://youtu.be/-p6y0ruHFNE?feature=shared

>>40527141
As is the case for most nobody lore unless it's some mentally ill dude or some fed shilling his narrative.

>>40527154
>something something "continuously composing self-narrative fan-fiction employing ambiguous third person pronouns"
I get a chuckle every time I see a screencap of some nonsense I conjured up whilst inebriated being included in serious discussion.

you want to know from the nono but first you must unknow all that you have know to understand the nono's plan and to know the nono you must be like a newborn

>>40527160
The newcomers just don't get it.

I'm at a payphone, trying to call home

I'm going to get into warhammer, what faction should I main?

https://youtu.be/30dp-y3gZvM
we recently got a look at bottom of the Sun and it an electromagnetic mess of tangled magnetic lines a "powderkeg" of it infact timed with solar maximum.

>Do a flip ^_-

>>40527179
Tau :)

I just wanted to see my daughter on fathers day
Without her I have no love for the world or my own family
Not even my own life

I don't like or want to breathe without her

>>40527181
Shut the fuck up Jessie you said nothing will happen member? ;^)

https://youtu.be/jV-T0aIRSOQ?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/cwQgjq0mCdE?feature=shared

>>40527179
are you going to paint your own figurines and all that? seems like fun

anyone here trade futures? got advice for those $2k days with like 30 trades per

levels or just guessing at arbitrary points

>>40527181
Reminder that a flip is just an ungrounded somersault.

>>40527195
No I'm going to read the lore and pick a faction I identify with so that when I read content on the internet and in forums I can get more dopamine from it.

Weirdo lucifer is still on these threads sucking on Alex's nuts as usual. Obsessed creep but what do you expect from a bunch of nobodies played and riddled like toys for the powers that were.

>>40527129
Kickin it back, I came to relax
But the posters lookin' empty so I hit em with the tax
Droppin' a crumb, whoops there's another one
Deaf tones in the theater like "dun, dun, dun, dun..."

But they say they got eyes, they preyin' for demise.
Watchin' my show like maaaan who is this guy?
Baa'in like a sheep at the fire that I keep
Supernova motherfucker burn your iris when you sleep.

And now they wanna taste, ever heard such disgrace?
Servin' up them apples make a poboy wanna hate.
But I live in this coop and I never taste my soup,
'Cawcaw' out every mornin' when I rally up my troupe.

So we play for your ears and we do it every year,
Til the cage breaks off and we come up in your rear
Missionary bells? Nah that's just Orson Welles.
Niggas never wanna listen 'til I force em all in hell.

>>40527204
'sup Alex how ya doing today? Still chasing after ugly tik Tok troons? Still claiming Lucifer is female? Still saying

>MUH JEBUS IS THE ANTICHRIST

while claiming to be an Egyptian pharaoh or some shit?

See >>40527014

You got yourself to blame for being a retarded faggot as always.

>>40526699
What seems to be the problem?

>>40527201
https://youtu.be/dO-emYsOzsc

>>40527154
>desperate final attempts to control narrative
All it took was one little overextension and the mirror world forgot what the real one looked like. How is a raven like a writing desk? The answer lo is in the looking glass. You. Got. Played.
https://youtu.be/X9uk9IcoQ0w

>>40526689
Mmmhmm

So here's the top 3 most massive faggots on /NG/

1.Alex pink stitch fucker jebus anticrust
2.Eris plushie bike rapist
3.draw between Dispo and Princess Jestina

>>40527221
that's only two people

>>40527221
are you serious right now?
jesus 'is' the antichrist and 'this' is the only 'meme' forged here that could LITERALLY change the ENTIRE WORLD.
but yall some bitches.
>>40527201
https://youtu.be/zhsuXJIKj3A

>>40527216
K

https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k?feature=shared

>>40526741
Dispelled.
Now everyone just play with themselves
Hmph

>>40527225
Elaborate you're telling me jestard is pink stitch fucker? I kinda had a feeling especially with the pink stitch pomni stuff

>>40527226
You a crackhead bitch nigga stfu no one wants you here faggot.

>>40527077
Hehehe, that's clever.

>>40526747
Whatcha lose?

>>40527231
you glow ng'er

>>40527221
>>40527225
Literally that's all 1-2 agents posting as 10 different namefags, Lucifer I thought you were an oldfag wtf is this shit

>>40527208
Who said Tay can't rap?!

>>40526775
Whoops!

Shiieeeet I got like 10-15 min to post party starts @ 7


https://youtu.be/Dg4OcpIRgjU?feature=shared

>>40527233
I'm still too gay.

>motorcycles are death machines, i'm not risking it
>are you saying my life matters less because I don't fit society's child-centric heteronormative ideals
>are you really playing the gay card right now?
>yasss, queen

>>40527238
Tay....lor Lautner right? Right???

>>40527235
I am but Honestly I gave up keeping track of all their names/trips I just dunk on all of them just to be sure but the way they type and memes they post gives them away pretty quick.

>>40526806
>Deep purple
Wrong
>Bible
Way wrong
>Lotus
Incorrect
>Matrix
Meh
>Coconut
Couldn’t be more wrong

>>40527235
Pretty sure Lucifer is a zoomer, or at least borderline.

>>40527228
https://youtu.be/sTtmpFIaFqc
Mercy Void

>>40527255
he's one of the most obvious glowies ever to exist on this site

>>40526811
Who are you and what about you makes you think you’re alone in anything?
You’re not alone, never
Don’t fall for their isolation tactics
The world is yours if you’re not greedy, etc
Don’t fall for it

>>40527256
No mercy I'm ready to cook you all rich & poor near or far me and Sol will reach you all this summer.

https://youtu.be/gd4QLcJj-3U?feature=shared

>>40527257
Says you

>>40527257
At least he's an entertaining glowfag.

>>40527263
yes.
he's a plant 100%
100%
and the only people that gravitate towards 'it' are in on it or just DUMB AF
>>40527266
debatable

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtV-L7lHy8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIitjokEJwg

>>40527246
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, which in contemporary times is just the Coca-Cola Syndicate LARPing in Jesuit regalia.
https://youtu.be/D5Df191WJ3o

>muh skynet muh jebus
>Muh shrugs
>Muh treefiddy
>Muh HRT
>Muh pokemon Fleshlights
>Muh Palestine
>Muh monkey wukong
>Muh cats
>Muh capybaras
>Muh Taylor
>Muh server

It's all so tiring.

>>40527269
I just think he has no life and likes to trip on here

dispo and whoever chooses to argue with him at the end of threads is the plant imo

just spamming hundreds of nonsense replies back to back after img limit is reached.

weird asf

>>40526967
Incorrect except credit for the last one. Very good book, obviously

>>40527279
he's a glowie anon
now 'observe' how ((they)) operate

>>40527255
Correct these old faggots are the real feds

>>40527257
>>40527269
Kek pussy niggas is mad but what's new

how do I get to zimbabway i need to go there and arrest the queen

>>40527282
they're obfuscating now that you mentined them directory

>>40526844
Learn from me and obey me.

>>40527283
you're so relatable ((lucifer)), definitely not a plant and for sure ((you)) control the sun...
GLOW
L
O
W

>>40527255
>borderline.
terminal in fact

>>40527279
It's not that I have no life I just have so much fucking free time thanks to opportunities as a teen that let me be able to work on self body and spirit instead of wage slaving or being broke like all the others here that hate on me but I love that I'm hated by so many it means I'm doing things right and I'm proud of that.

>Even Jesus had haters

>>40527271
That's the best and most unexpected reply. I'm not sure how they're gonna stop our pineals without all the artificial dyes, they better roll out 10G towers.

https://youtu.be/-hJQ18S6aag?si=ON3L7lEYIigTJLQd

>>40527291
suree nigga. Thats why you use a trip every day for 6 years. You pass that office account around on watch with your script lmao

call center ass nigga

>>40527289
So you hate me because I'm relatable? Are you the anon who said they hate me because so many like me when I should be hated? Kek

>>40527291
glow glow glow
all you do is glow
can't stop glowing
here for the show
glowing
showing
everyone here
you're throwing
everything you got
tryna be hot
in the eyes of the anons
think your pea shooter style is worthwhile compared to canons

>>40527297
This nigga is so stupid like holy shit yeah I'm a fed so is Rufus we stalk you 24/7 nigga fuck you gon do pussy bitch?

>>40527235
>>40527251
Not the Lucifer we know and love. Just a newfag LARPing for the lullz and trying to develop baby’s first superiority complex right here on the “big” stage. Kek, as if

Alex is so mad because I don't want to fuck pink stitch or eponis like he does that's fucked up.

>>40527299
>So you hate me because I'm relatable?
and now you have exposed your agenda.
glow less ((lucifer))

>>40527243
Why is that a problem?
Isn’t it what we wanted?

>>40527304
so yous a fed and a snitch keeek

>>40527308
So which Lucifer do you guys know on your private discord server that only you guys are allowed in? Which landing pad is it now? V20? Is it GLP Lucifer? Or dust Lucifer? Doesn't matter I'm still the most based

>>40527310
You seethe because more like me that's fucking sad dude I have a screenshot saved where you admitted that's why you hate me.

You think Rufus and everyone is a fed or freemasonic pedo when you go on your meth binges that's your lore isn't it?

>>40527270
foreign AND domestic gentlemen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9J4Qb9E4N3s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-coA9eAY8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWp6hZ-5ndc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsIhmVflzVk

Learn from me and obey me.

>>40527311
Anime girls do nothing for me.
Balls to the walls or no action.

>>40527312
*nods*
he keeps pictures of 'posters' so obviously he has other things like posts made etc...
he's a fucking GLOWIE
>>40527320
jesus IS the antichrist and you're a bitch ass glowie
https://youtu.be/cvCxqDZhBeI

10 min left you better get out whatever it is you want to say now Alex bc I won't be here till tomorrow got a party to attend while you rot here.

>>40527318

I love the incoming smell of rainstorm seasonz

https://youtu.be/b95P2VBGOMo

>>40527221
For the record it’s 4 different people
Dispo is an agent, (I’m not hurting him it’s the worst kept secret for a reason). Eris isn’t an agent s/he just wishes s/he was. I’m not an agent but they probably all wish I was

>>40527311
Other anon has a point, some of us feel nothing at all when looking at a female except sometimes a bit of disgust at all the curves going on.

>>40527326
Kek knew it was a matter of time B4 you said what you couldn't hold in

>Muh jebus is the anticrust

And what are you? Aren't you Satan? Or an Egyptian pharaoh dragon jebus? Aren't you pink stitch rapist? Aren't you the pussy that reports everybody that shits on you?

>>40527331
I had a feeling about the dispo thing thanks Brodie.

>>40527335
>Egyptian pharaoh dragon jebus
Dude stop you're not supposed to list TNB's full title, we might summon him

Alex is such a pussy he's the only one besides jester that reports me right after I dunk on him

They can't have me here because if I'm here then their narratives all fail.

>>40527335
I'm just playing 'my' position.
you brought me into your stupid shit.
I'm not 'alex'
my name IRL is Christian: fathom this; I was raised Roman Catholic and 'i' claim jesus IS the antichrist.
figure it out glowie.
satan?
I'm the Dragon Christ child, Pharaoh of Death, 4d master, void-seer, advocate of glassing israel
THAT is my 'full title'
I've never reported anyone on this site.

>>40527338
No worries that's just a mentally ill methhead that thinks wendigos are after his niece kek

>>40527316
I don’t frequent an outside forum or discord related to “the nobody meme.” Only here
I’m referring to LUCIFER!!P38zFLDUYUh

I feel like crashing out yeah I feel like Jon Oddi
Tell the Illuminati I need more than 9 Audis

OOGA BOOGA

>>40527342
I'm aware one of your other names is "Christian" is that why you larp as Christ? Many have asked you that B4 and I know it's true.

>>40527321
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc

>>40527341
Oh my GOD it's him!!!!!

>>40527336
I’m not your Brodie, pal :)

Im at the Trump hotel on a chandelier

>>40527193
we banter but at no point did I doubt you, lazy maybe, but thats a racial trait.. bit never doubt.
https://youtu.be/lLsFg2GsEGE

>>40527346
That's pokèmon Lucifer you dumb fuck that faggot got here like not even a year ago it's just another tard that wants to larp as me if I had picked Odin years ago his trip would be Odin!!P38zFLDUYUh and that's a fact.

>>40527361
Luigi is that you

>>40527334
It's hard for me to find interest in them anymore. IRL females too.
Believe me, I'm trying.

>>40527357
I'm not your pal, guy.

>>40527362
If you say so Jessie either way I'll show you all who doubted me and Sol think I'm bout to open another beer and smoke another bowl.

I love hot females. I love looking at their sexy feminine bodies.

>>40527350
>is that why you larp as Christ
I don't larp and that wouldn't be the reason but it is curious you 'hone' onto that aspect... like the faggot that constantly reported me because he could never beat me... I'm Christ because I accepted it logically and spiritually.
I just happen to be the ONLY Christian on the planet... but that's how it works when you 'find' the TRUTH of Christ, you stand alone against billions if not trillions and yet my resolve remains
jesus 'is' the antichrist in this timeline/cursed world

What a fucking joke.

>>40527372
You're not Christ you're a fucked up methhead that is obsessed with ugly Tik Tok troons.

You can never be Christ or like Christ get it thru your Cheeto brain

>Can't say you Lambo when you really a Honda civic
-lucifer 2020

>>40527339
Jester is a glowie who probably doesn’t mind my saying so since he only signed up to beat the charges, yeah? Totally debatable
Alex is a manchild dr. Eggman who’s been sperging for years bc his precious little world view got shattered into a million pieces. Now because he’s better than us and so superior he’s trying to meld our methods with his in a death rattle gasp to avoid…..authority….whoops

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRP0MBNoieY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQRrggc-LY

the train keeps rollin boys...you always knew this was a possibility, now you have confirmation...steady as she goes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDv76lFagIA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgGWiM4HgMI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKtzi5xFjz0

not even the first time weve been here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hrBcnaJEkc

way she goes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65w7ha4DZKo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nlEcKSjmY

>>40527383
but I am... and if you can fathom: I do not wish to be...
not even the 'son of God' (supposedly) jesus could convince everyone or 'appear' as 'EVERYONE' wanted... otherwise there'd be no jews or muslims etc...
I am Christ, how do you think I can identify the antichrist for #1?
...it's jesus.

>>40527383
>get chu one of them interdimensional harvesters

https://youtu.be/E_c52i2DB-U?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/H74_lexBHSI?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/Prrrb-LfwKU?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/gs-8tQ-OW38?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/z5tyCseTe6w?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/sEdd4dnVxZQ?feature=shared

Alex loves pic rel

are you a nono or are you the nono

>>40527392
Okay subverting the Christ to lead a war on Rome/Israel gets you a point but there's like 12 other Nerevarine prophecies you gotta hit. Do you even look like the guy? They're saying the real one does.

>>40527392
Maybe ur possessed by Jesus And he's calling you an Antichrist

The girls are fighting

Is it really necessary every single day

>>40527392
You're a retarded fucked up faggot that's all , you're worse than the plushie bike fucker that's how ass you are rn "Christian"

>>40527398
any abrahamic prophecy isn't worth shit
https://youtu.be/sbrTaZWWkp4

>>40527395

Not a lot know any of this matter

>>40527395

Not sure, maybe the villian... The yesyes

No.40527132
THE JUDEN ARE FUSTRATINGLY FUCKING WITH ME
GOOD GODS THEY ARE DEAD STUPID
OC THEY WOULD STEAL THE MONEY HE'S A GOY JUST LIKE THEY KILLED MY SON.

AND yet its isreal and their god crying victim as they stab you
sound familiar?

>>40527403
If you died you wouldn't have to worry about it anymore.

>>40527370
I once in high school took out 5 girls to dinner.
It was a mix of coworkers and school friends. I felt a lil emasculated being the only guy there but eh I kept it together and cracked jokes n stuff with them.
One of the girls ended up asking me on a date and I turned her down. She was cute too, but I don't date coworkers or friends.
I felt like a giant pussy hanging out with girls instead of bros, but now I see the ironic side of that.
Hehehe

>>40527399
nah jesus is paimon and I subjugated ALL the demons using the SEAL of Solomon that was 'gifted me' (originally an attempted curse)
>>40527404
whatever faggot glowie

>>40527417
I think Jesus is Madhu. I actually coined the term "madman" by typing "Madhuman" into The Google Search Box.

>>40527369
Omgosh you did it again!
Well, I did say I wouldn’t be offended
However I only have so many thinly veiled insults to offer prior to induction
How do you like that?
>you don’t get it
>that’s fine sweetie, I didn’t make it obvious

https://youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM?feature=shared

I dedicate this next one to alex's mother and my reformed orthodox rabbi Billie Eilish

(YVUNG LUCIFER) AYO

[shoutout to aubrey shoutout to jake
shoutout to drake with nut on his face
Shoutout to Dom
Shoutout to alex the pussy fake]

AYO


LUCIS GETTING FUCKING LIT TONIGHT LIKE A BOX OF MATCHES

BETTER WATCH YOUR LARPBODY BACK B4 I TURN YOUR UNWASHED FUNGUS ASS TO ASHES

UHH ALEX'S MOM ALEX'S MOM YA KNOW SHE ALWAYS SMASHES

THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LOYAL BUT SHE GETTING PASSED AROUND LIKE SOCCER PRACTICE

HAD TO SELL HER TO THE ALPHA TEAM HEAVILY USED AS IS
THE GREAT CANYON TIGHTER THAN HER ASS IS

I ALWAYS KEEP MY FRAME CALL ME ROGER RABBIT EVEN WHEN THE DISCORD FAGS POSTED THEIR FACE
MAN THAT SHIT WAS AWEFULLY TRAGIC

UHH IVE BEEN LOST IN THE LABYRINTH SIPPING ABSINTHE

ALWAYS FEELING DIVINE
HEAVEN'S STAIRWAY I FEEL LIKE I'M SOON TO CLIMB
THE THREE ANGELS WATCHIN' ME ALL THE TIME

MADE ALEX GO INSANE WITH THE JAKE CULT

LIKE DRACULA FLOW I HAD TO DO IT TO HIM SLIIIIME!

https://youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM?feature=shared

>>40527293
>Taking the artificial eyes intentionally to hijack their functional bandwidth

baby i hate days like this

>>40527424
I think he was a sociopathic jew who worked for the pharisees and was possessed by the demon paimon and 'is' the LITERAL antichrist.

2 shots of vodkaaaa

>>40527417
Don't ever @ me again you waste of space crackhead pink stitch gore faggot

>>40527424
The fuckin Gospel used to say, are you not a lunatic and you have a Demon?
And Jesus coyly and madly responds,
>I do not have a demon...
After I noticed this the vile Chandalas changed it to "Are you not a Samaritan?"
Because he does shitty magic

>>40527431

Any Cigars?

>>40527363
Are you “I’m going to show em what’s up with the sun this summer” Lucifer? Because if so, my apologies. Literally 18 of you cosplay as Lucifer, it’s a lot of code to remember so I don’t try to

>>40527342
>my name IRL is Christian
are you the british one?

>>40527432
only 1 of us has pink stitch saved as an img

>>40527426
The beat was this https://youtu.be/6wrzczBu9K0?feature=shared

>>40527406
Fuck okay that's 2 points but still 10 to go, you won't get over Mars' hates the female hurdle, they never do.

>>40527433
BUTT MY WORD SHALL NOT PASS AWAY
one may acquire an illness

>>40527436
maybe?
>>40527439
we're not getting off this rock without portals

>>40527416
I'm still gayish.

>>40527435
It's fine remember I said I'm the OG all the others came after if I had picked Odin or any other deity there would be like 18 Odin's not Lucifers but I said years ago I choose this title for a reason.

Just look @ my trip it's the only one I post as unless some meth head or troon or Muslim or lesbian man reports me

>>40527434
only vapes

>>40527444
Go to your social event you lying fucking nigger.

>>40527447
Salt or freebase?

>>40527437
I do it to mock you faggot pic rel

You've been at this since 2021 I'll ask again what the fuck is wrong with you

>>40527431

Letso goooooooooooooo

>>40527450
Nicotine salt, like a peasant ;(<3

>>40527452
you glow

>>40527449
I am it's 7:06

Have fun here.

I'm even gonna turn off my phone so the glows can't hear my mic

>>40527453
>My baby want a Birkin, she's been tellin' me all night long
>Gasoline and groceries, the list goes on and on
>This nine-to-five ain't workin', why the hell do I work so hard?
>I can't worry 'bout my problems, I can't take 'em when I'm gone, uh

2 shots in fellas. Aye, a slave is allowed a drink. Praises Be!

>>40527457
Yes I know I glow for mocking fags like the pink stitch tard the Muslim the lesbian man and many more

L8R and have fun rotting here retard.

>>40527455

Nic is Nic ya know (I aint judging ;))
I chew the nic gum

>>40527417
Nigga do you even know what demons are?
What year is this? 1266?

I think it's fucking based how Trump and the jews killed al the Iranian nuclear deal negotiators.

>>40527463
it's sad you're considered one of their most successful opps
a stupid glowie named lucifer that says in 2 weeks the sun is gonna esplode things
I told you before, I reside in the heart of the sun, it doesn't belong to you.

>>40527464
never worked for me bro, these vapes spoil me. got my tolerance high as hell

>>40527465

I believe we have been stuck in a time loop for X years fren. Technically it could very well be the year 1266

> whoah

>>40527401
>still waiting on that one to come to pass.
>looked terrifying in the vision

>>40527461

2 MORE MY MAAANN

>>40527465
hush you have no idea and wouldn't want to know
paimon is the 'king of clowns'
figure it out.

>>40527484
3.. *hick*... muh libber

are you the angel or the demon

>>40527426
Fire

>>40527494
I always like to say "I am."

>>40527472

Haha yeah I have seen the latest vapes and they are different from the ones I used around covid era. The cotton wickings look so different. That's what made me quit it back then some coils were just absolute ass

>>40527504
it's gotten down to a science now, bro , one day imma have to hook these up to my breathing tube

>>40527444
Kk I believe you then
You sound so casual and what’s the word…..‘emotionally available’ this evening
Hmmp! Enjoy your party, friend-pal-guy-Brodie-bud

>>40527507

Now THAT is flavour county my man!

>>40527488
Kk but also you might be subjugated now
So whoops avoid the landmines, ok?
Borrowed stuff ultimately gets returned
I personally wouldn’t have it any other way

>>40527514
>blowing in face

giggity

Actual sociopaths.

Just got back what did I miss?

>>40527518
my snek fren returns what is stolen

>>40526917
What do you mean by this?

>>40527475
‘Time loops’ ya I guess so, but that’s lending too much credence to your concept of time. To say more now would be destructive so let’s instead busy our minds with concepts like “reality as we know it is just the product of rival wizard gang demarcating their territory all over the floor”

>>40527528
Druggies rocking themselves and repeating themselves.

>>40527109
https://voca.ro/1lB4UeUvlj4D

4 shots.. *hick*.. of vodka

>>40527531
You’re warming my heart over here

>>40527545
twenty two minute of silence m8

D:

daddy wasn't there

>>40527557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXH8Tzu_hfc

>>40527428
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gm-Y9idMMQ4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OSQTIn8ZSDI

https://www.chess.com/blog/Sawbonez/chess-almost-prevent-the-american-revolution-and-helped-to-win-it

in case you dont wake up tomorrow
good afternoon, good evening and good night

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mq364f4RGqE

Am I doing a swell job sewing division and paranoia? My thought is it would keep people vigilant looking for fire starters btw

>>40527535

I'll take a shot of tequila to this thought my friend. Time to get some dancing shoes!

>>40527531
>what is stolen
Oh shit anon's got beef + demons, I wouldn't wanna fuck with him.

>>40527577
this puppers is supposed to be a lord/king of demons too :/

The nobody only wears jordans from the late 90's early 2000's

>>40527334
Sometimes I wish that was the case but then my jing would be fucked up.
I am so goddamn sexual that when I see women I like sometimes I growl like an animal, seriously.

>>40527537
Lame :/

>>40527600
I know, right?

>>40527592
i would but its easier to stalk deer barefoot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb0DgxoPy5w

>>40527601
What else is going on tonight? We decided to stay in

>>40527566
No one was talking about you
But thank you for your two cents regarding what you think might be a good reason to pencil in for the accolades of others you’re so cruelly attempting to steal credit for
Get bent

>>40527597
I can't see the appeal, honestly. Men's where it's at. But they be so stupid.

>>40527603
Idk, I'm just toying with some retards.

>>40527609
how's that working out for you?

>>40527605
What? I'm talking about the riots planned for the weekend what are you talking about?

>>40527611
Quite well, you guys are showing yourselves to be manchildren.

>>40527611
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA

>>40527605
You mean you started the fires to put people on edge and make them more vigilant? It wasn't rioters?

im sad

>>40527623
You know, most of the time when you put people in an environment like this that's considered abuse right?

cock a doodle do folks!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtybOwm6UYE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNXmZdGSIO4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-RiJ885gDA

Mission: Failed

>>40527608
Lord knows I see it. That is my major weakness, and I'm ashamed to say it but if I'm not careful a hot woman can manipulate the shit out of me. I have to be extra careful with them.

I've heard many excuses.

>>40527625
It's better than solitary confinement

>>40527637
For what?

>>40527619
>>40527615
Thank you for elucidating
And thank you for not starting fires
Why do you feel the need to sew division between stupid kids?

I could look at hot naked girls all day

I was jelqing my spirit again (doubles the length and girth since I started) and I came to a startling conclusion.
Two startling conclusions actually.
1) We are time.
2) Don't drink too much juice it's really painful.

>>40527629
I believe you. I can see it too. But what appeals to me *is* that animal instinct, that growling, that sweat, that strength, in men.

A woman appeals to me because of their forbearance, patience, and ability to labor for their children. I enjoy the idea of getting a home cooked meal in exchange for my service to the Man(TM).

Lord knows I get it too, but the male? He sings to me!

>>40527648
What exactly are you revolting against?

>>40527651
that's a movie anon. i am not in the movie.

>>40527654
Still begs the question.
What's the reason for all of this?
Surely you're not just at the behest of a jealous manchild.

>>40527647
Simping ain't pimping.
High level spirit energy is dad energy.
Since I've gone asexual and trans identity (LIKE GOD) women have lost their power over me.
Sure, I like a good shiny titty still, who doesn't? But women and men are my misbegotten and retarded inferior folks.
It would be like taking advantage of a handicapped person to smash them or want to smash them in the slightest way.

https://youtu.be/R43dYg_Kuc0

>>40527656
all of what?

A what, 43 year old now?
Grow up.

>>40527660
Here's a little hint.
How are you going to break out when you're just doing the typical ghost repeating actions of how they died stuff?

>>40527666
who died?

>>40527669
Hmm?

>>40527670
come again?

>>40527671
There there, anon.

>>40527657
Babe you're not making sense

>>40527678
um basically angel mode.
no need for fapping or sex and I'm not a man or a woman or black or white or anything but HOLY SHIT

I recommend it if no gf

>>40527671
I've already achieved singularity.
The things you idiots do to yourselves.

>>40527684
how wonderfully rhetorical it must be up there at the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYFkbpHve74

>>40527689
Gets boring, so I crank up the "retard rebellion" every so often.

>>40527647
It's the total opposite for me, but I'm not gay, so, you know.
That's one of the reasons I almost shot my girlfriend when I was 19. We were living together and got in this fight and she walked out to leave and I grabbed the little .22 and went after her, walked her back in the house and made her go up in the bathroom and she begged for her life, I spared her, but I didn't spare her because I wasn't mad anymore I spared her because I realized the one that I wanted to kill was myself for giving her the power to make me so upset.
Now, my sexual attractions are one thing, but I remain wary of women.

What are you guys even rebelling for/about anyway?

>>40527628
bragging about being in on a 60 day setup with baked in infiltration/invasion/sabotage/nuclear containment breach

and you think arab states wont tear up your deals? now your standing in front of the train you added cars to and a tighter schedule....smart

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtV-L7lHy8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZA5qSzDSs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTf6YCQaxDw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IVZC0PIDA

>>40527690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUNqAHho7I

>>40527642
In 2020 in oregon the malcontents and rioters started massive forest fires. Looks like they will try it again. Burning rural areas and the forest because they are mad at trump and feel justified in attacking every other county because it's full of "trump voters" if I make the people in those communities afraid, maybe they'll watch out more for bad people trying to start fires and possibly prevent them

>>40527698
Who's rebelling?

>>40527706
>the faulty reality trying to justify itself

>>40527644
Same :| though more lately I need to be with them instead of just looking

>>40527698
y bait not go brrr?

>>40527661
Oh the irony
Please take your own advice, yeah?

>>40527710
But I was murdered.
:(

There's no freewill so this is your fault entirely.

>>40527694
This is why it is a sexual *orientation* and not a choice. I can't choose to be oriented towards ooga boogah, and you can't help but to be oriented towards nyaaah~

>>40527704
Got it thanx!
A lot more honorable and benign than it originally sounded so I had to ask!

>>40527712
Totally is.
I only actually made parts of the bible.

>>40527403
Yes.

Unless of course this is the whole "you knew we wouldn't stop/get worse if you told us to stop" argument.
Which is that even really an argument?
;(

>>40527717
That means I'm destined to destroy you all and there's nothing I or you or anyone can do about it.

>>40527722
Sounds like it's your will.

>>40527724
You're not paying attention.

>>40527713
When you call yourself a "slave to God" do you mean you are completely ascetic? I ask because being gay is a lot more common than people think it is for priests and monks and whatnot, they just follow that lifestyle to avoid it.

>>40527726
I am, I don't much care for delusional self-radicalization.

>>40527727
he's so gay for god, it's a whole bdsm thing.

>>40527550
whoops mute on mic was on just checked i;ll do a tldr
https://voca.ro/1hzNkHe6c6nK
this one should work. its more a tldr 3mins

>>40527714
I don't want another awful fire season. We lost 10% of the state's forest in 2020. It is so much fire :[ all for political grievances

They say love is blind

>>40527729
I don't think the physical universe cares.

>>40527733
All because pedophiles wanted to destroy evidence, you mean.

>>40527737
What evidence? In the forest?

>>40527734
so is justice.
wonder what that means?

>>40527736
It does.
You guys have spectators.
Smile you're on candid camera.
What you guys have been trying to do to me, you guys have had "things" that were doing it to you as well.
Always remember the golden rule.

>>40527740

Lord of the Flies sized fries?

>>40527739
I'm just equating your forest fires to more modern events, anon.
Also, you never know with these idiots.

>>40527739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJxfPkpu_No

>>40527742
is that a lot of fries or a little?

>>40527741
Always remember what comes around goes around.

>>40527748

Well when your are churning a fucking huge gravy pot...

> whistles

>>40527750
I've healed people, anon.
Those willing to listen.
What are you talking about?

>>40527755
You didn't heal me.

>>40527757
>those willing to listen

>>40527759
You always have an excuse ready.

>>40527761
Not really, I'm not opposed.
But I'm not going to get backstabbed.

>>40527763
I was backstabbed.
What happened to the golden rule?

>>40527771
Backstabbed by who and how?

I'll ask again: have any of you ever tried aghori-like meditation? It causes a very heavy trance state very fast, regardless of what you may think about the aghoris.
If so, whats your experience?

>>40527773
By people like you here and now.

>>40527777
>the who cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>40527777
Rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4D95ZRK5Y

>>40527698
https://voca.ro/14uT9MhFeNdr

Sauce pls

1 No.40527776
no. in millitary oing into trance is part of training.
past lie i remembered. i'm very spiritual anon.

no one reglion owns spirituality thats a a fabraction by those in control.

>>40527745
What are the more modern events? I'm not sure I understand what you mean

>>40527746
Bro what?

No.40527831
anon is american and assumes the entire world thinks about them. the L.A fires.
that was what anon was thinking of

>>40527730
LMFAOOOOOOOO
STOP
IT
YOU'RE
CALLING ME OUT!

*hick*

You all keep moving threads wtf

>>40527811
this, I learned meditation from sissy hypno and gooning and have since conquered this realm and escaped samsara.

>>40527811
What was that like? Remembering past lives?
Indeed, I use many myself. Aghori techniques, like cemetery meditation, work well but they're right when they say you've gotta confront reality to accept the non-dual nature, making cemetery meditation in the U.S. not that ideal because it's not like an Indian cremation ground. The closest youll probably get in this country is the body farm in Tennessee for established places, can't speak for anything not on the map if you know what I mean. Point is, I went into this trance in a dirty public restroom using this mantra.
https://youtu.be/yjr7xwmW2f4?si=qsJZUUa2dVaFWCeD

>>40527727
It's likely I end up ascetic because God ruined me for the girls and gays, because nobody wants to date someone who:

1) isn't Muslim but wears Muslim clothes
2) burns weird shit every day to please God
3) wears thobes, bisht
4) is white presenting and wears all of the above
5) while supporting Israel
6) yes, the irony isn't lost upon me

>>40527858
Hekete I would consider reverting back into a sexual being to smash, imagine what she could do with those three heads, rawr

>>40527862
lol I don’t believe you

>>40527862
Yeah, it's really weird that you're copying me.
I'm going to tell Father you're copying and he's gonna be cross with you.
God's on my side, check out the monkey in this video.
That ain't no accident.

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

>>40527865
I'm fucking ruined for them bro, God's name is in my mouth most of the time unless talking with family

>>40527863
A hex upon you

>>40527888
It's gonna take more than that to effect me

>>40527875
>me, copying you
>ds way is da wey

no comment

>>40527900
I'm just saying, I become an angel boi who don't sex.
All of a sudden you're not doing a sex.
It's suspicious.
I got my eyes on you religious Rufus

>>40527912
Oh, I do a sex, it's just that
>marriage
>long term partnership
>meaningful ritualistic lovemaking
is likely not gonna happen.

>>40527507
Neurotropics are fun

>>40527644
I'd rather hug a wolfdaddy

>>40527921
aschwagndickinmyass

>>40526694
or you're just a common every day conceited asshole who isn't as important as think you are.

>>40527929
:3
>I used to be into nootropics, but shit fucked my brain up because I wasn't careful.
I stick to dollar store vitamins now.

>>40527846
Try to keep up

>>40526699
so in other words
folks refuse to take you seriously
and that pissed you off so now you're talking shit about it

>got it...

>>40526738
blah, blah, blah...

>>40527948
Gotta go fast to keep up with them big sissy glowy cheeks <3

https://youtu.be/Yi9Dhp-BlqQ

>>40526747
>>40526752

oh please
you were born with the cards you were dealt
what you do with them is up to you and not anyone else

same as the rest of us

*rolls eyes*

>>40527975
*points at my terrible God*

You can try as hard as you can, and still not succeed. You can do everything right, and still end up poor.

Enough of this nonsense. It disrespects providence:

>>40527966
No cap I'd smash

>>40526811
you're not
this whole thread is full of delusional losers
like yourself

*pats on head*

>>40527938
Take a good multivitamin, 2x a day, with vitamin K2+D3, magnesium, calcium, omega-3

>>40526974
you're no innocent

>>40527991
Wow that’s very harsh. You’ve gotten very bitter

Décapoter

>>40528004
Oh deer

>>40527938
Take salt, and potassium salt (easily purchased), as well as trace metals complex (usually covered by your multivitamin)

You can eat literal dog shit after that and be fne

>>40528013
We deer posting now?
This is what my reflection looks like btw.

https://youtu.be/Kk4S4E0ITiQ

>>40528013
I could go for some venison chili right now. If you've never had it, don't buy it from anyone unless you have proof they just killed it. It's not the same when it isn't fresh meat.

>>40527123
I'm responding to you trying to impress other's am I not?

>>40527204
have they randomly commented on how clean they want your butt to be for no reason other then they felt like it yet?

>>40527811
>past lives
>spiritual as fuck
Anon out here channeling the energy of a 12th century Canadian lumberjack shaman who lowkey vibed with Buddha between tree-hugging sessions.

What is the significance of the white horse?

>>40527231
for the record
the anon I'm responding to
will never speak for me

as I want all of you
worthless loser's
volenteering your own personal time

to waste as much of it
as you're willing to
so other folks can see for themselves that there isn't good in everyone after all

and after realizing that
stop treating ya
like you have good in ya

as is meant to be

>thanks btw I couldn't do this without predictable little shit's like all of you doing what you're doing

>>40528092
Read Revelation 6.
I'm too busy eating beef florentine to explain right now.

>>40527251
So you're randomly making up stuff around folks you don't like
accusing other folks of being who they are not
and acting like there's nothing wrong with you the whole time

...
okay
so you're mentally ill then

>got it

>>40527257
you can't tell what a glowie is any more then the other's using that label for their own meanings can ya

>not the anon you're responding to btw

>>40527262
ya ever heard of the "boy who cried wolf"?

>>40527282
how do the "mentally ill" operate hmm?

>>40527291
you're life sucks so bad you have to try and pick on homeless drug addicts to make yourself feel better about who you really are

>>40528140
At least he's not trying to flex by attacking a person who's not here lol

>>40528141
Actually scratch that; he does that all the time.
Guess you both suck.

orbital drone vehicles tunneling payload

>>40527362
how much practice do you have sucking up to folks to try and manipulate their ego's?

>>40528163
Why does this turn me on?

So does that mean you all are honing in on the woman from the farmer's market? :/

>>40527432
what's wrong anon
a bit of shit posting on 4chan
too much for your fragile sensibilities to handle

hmm?

>>40528192
No way bro that's your problem.

>>40528208
Problem? How is it a problem?

>>40528211
All women are problems eventually, it's dey nature.
Like adopting a really needy pet.

https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

>>40528220
Yeah but that's the trade off to do sex to them

>>40528233
Indeed.
However chastity is permanent low intensity gooning and makes you immune to women.
Plus it makes you a cool knight.

>>40527694
how long did you goto jail for kidnapping?

>>40528241
No it doesn't. It withers you away.

No.40528192
no, no one here is talking about you fframers market woman chaser.
not ev everyone is american just fyi let alone from the mid west. (remote viewed)

>>40528246
Worked on my PC.
Try downloading more RAM and deleting system 32.

>>40527712
Sure there is
I'm not saying it's "human"
but there lot's non-human stuff to be considered too

duh...

>>40528252
>you are now unintentionally remote viewing my cock, balls, and grundle while I hold my ankles and smile gayly
Jk of course you're not...are you?

>>40527771
folks who never wanted to be treated the way you or anyone else do stopped being polite and started being real on account of how "reality itself" was on topic

8 No.40528259
I would never ruin a fantasy anon i'm a incubus after all.
shhh don't tell. bi chads just keep winning,

>>40527862
name your god poser
unless you're ashamed
in front of everyone else's god you're is not the same as

>>40528271
um based alert

https://youtu.be/vjVkXlxsO8Q

>>40527984
anon I'm not spying on you though your webcam and can't see where you're pointing dumbass
oh let me guess
you're going to blame your own god for being so stupid as to think I could RV ya huh...

>>40528003
oh please
that was sugar coating it
you pervert who takes beautiful things and makes them ugly with just your presence

>>40528254
I'm on my phone but I'll try it when I boot up next, ty anon :]

>>40528141
just because the truth hurts your feelings that doesn't make it an attack
dumbass
you're free to try and prove your smart now if you'd like

>>40528208
you're bro's with stalkers are ya anon?

>>40528303
I mean probably, but not to my knowledge.
I got some weird friends.

https://youtu.be/aWtv_ySeNW0

>>40528306
well I'm not one of them
as you will never be my bro
so good luck with the stalker

*pats on head*

>>40528245
She didn't report me. We made up.

>>40528330
She's a real one.
Respec

>>40528338
Appreciate it.

>>40528330
did you now
or did she lie
because you scared her and she was afraid if she didn't lie you'd kill her for reals

hmm?

>You blame God for evil?

How can I blame with borrowed breath?

>>40528338
respect and submission are not the same thing anon
anyone who tells you otherwise
is a liar trying to manipulate you along with everyone else they can get away with

>>40528355
you'll say anything to try and make yourself look innocent when you're not huh...

>>40528288
based enlil and linkin park poster.
all good for a fellow national socialist.
based as always.

I was a hit as a officer in starlingrad too haha.
takes the boredom of hating commies.
b ut you know the urkaine war brings back my youth.
saying hey i fought there or aww the young men and woman ffighting what their ansestor ought o. bte i fucked alot of ukrainian woman and that is why blonde is so in.

so much mummy milkers out there. but having a "close bro"makes fgightoing all the worth while you could say i'm a very spartan thinker.

>>40528356
>>40528362
You'd have to ask her to be 100% honest with you.

>>40528362
You call the cops I can't f with you.

https://youtu.be/iIWtyoUdbbs

>>40528363
teeheehee bi..spartan....i see you, don't think I don't.
I'm not a national socialist politics are a waste of time, I'm a heavenly bean nibba, I just think Hitler gets a bad wrap is all.

>>40528375
actually even if I did that wouldn't prove anything
she should like to me
as easy as she could you

I'd either have to read her mind
or wait for her
to confess of her own "free will" what she really thought

no way for me
to force it out of her
if she was "scared" enough

*shrugs*

>>40528384
who says I have to call the cops to drop you off at their door step with a baggie stapled to your forehead with a usb stick containing all the evidence needed for you to spend some time in a little cell where you can't act like treating to kill a female to weak to defend her makes you a man all you want?

see how much respect
the your pimp
has for you when you can't defend yourself

No.40528384
lol
tell your sister i said hi

hey beans boy your a captalist yeah well we can't all be perect not all o us are in the closet about our socialist ways.
but repect comes two ways
> i see you
i sure hope so king. anyway tell ya sister shes hella hot

>>40528409
lol not quite....heavenly duckets, money ain't shit.
I don't get out of bed for less than 10 billion so i don't get out of bed

https://youtu.be/wbGJCT3R154

>>40528303
I am not a stalker btw

>>40528420
I'm going to judge that for myself
if you like it or not
as any non-stalker would know without me needing to tell them

dumbass

>>40528420
I agree, definitely not a stalker.
Stamp o' approval.

>>40528418
lmao yeah yeah, we where all homeless tom time to time it will pass. just be positive and all is well.

Yeah but whats the source

>>40528463
Yeah, no matter how bad the problems get, if you don't see them as problems the problem solves itself.

>>40528467
It was revealed to me in a dream.

ps : i i got all my money back and my wife and child back i would give you all some small stipend to play with and get you out your sitution. but make me a promise you buy some rentals and give to the poor.

and i i become pope i'll double it.

>>40528467
depends who you ask i suppose

https://youtu.be/67K64qzzscM

>>40528491
Oh thank goodness, it's my undead fren, this should unshit the thread.

*Holds my nuts*
IwillliterallykillanyoneIwantespeciallyifyou’reJewish.

Seems like Aeshma & Pazuzu are putting crazy work on the weaklings

https://youtu.be/vkhsaxlCSmc?si=_ZW7Q5N0v4R_rXy0

https://youtu.be/BNhlH3nAaco?si=e8B_EsY6gL8_lYTf

>>40528432
I want to be able to tho

>>40528467
The earth [flat]
I think they grow in grassy areas near the coast mostly

>>40528497
i'm actually lurking all three threads, i made some posts in another one. that said, i'm happy to help keep things fun in here based monkeybro <3

https://youtu.be/QSjBvSBYTCo

>>40528518
What? The pic?
They're not like RULES like that...more like guiding principals to keep your soul tidy.

>>40528524
Shit should have checked the others this one is LOW ENERGY, but it's whatever radical acceptance and all that.

>>40528537
it can be easy to get wrapped up in only one thread, but there's usually differing levels of activity and differing kinds of posters depending on how long a thread is up

disposable tends to haunt the old ones, though sometimes i've noticed he likes to venture into the fresher ones to stir up his usual shit

>>40528553
yeah I should have just left, he's still grounded, which is worse than timeout.

https://youtu.be/i6G7NZ6IRtM

>>40528553
how do so many of you
forget about "thread sliding being bad"
when it's you the one's doing it

hmm?

>>40526614
Cut your penis off.

>>40528568
seems like he isn't grounded after all kek

>>40528572
sorry disposable, i didn't mean to be rude, i was just commenting on thread dynamics
>inb4 sassy response about how you don't care or whatever

>>40526688
https://youtu.be/j8nzjbVsOPE

>>40526694
Just use your magic powers to make them go away.

>>40528603
He is now, a firm lifetime (You) denial until he shapes up.
Imagine knowing you'll never get a (You) from me on purpose again, it's a fate worse than death to be denied my glorious diction.

>>40528611
he does seem to hunger for (You)'s, that's a pretty based way to handle him. i'm not particularly fussed about getting or giving (You)'s personally, for me it's about the conversation, or if i'm hungry, the loosh. i do still try to remain Ethical™ but in the case of disposable he puts himself out there so thoroughly and makes it so clear he's just talking for the sake of talking, so i don't consider it too bad to mess with him a little bit, since that's all he ever does to anybody else here

i'm happy to get the monkeybro (You)'s that he doesn't though, because you're based as fuck (obviously) and an awesome fren

https://youtu.be/1_4ELAxKrDc

>>40528603
that's not what I asked anon
I asked how your own mind works
in ways you're the ONLY one who should know

I mean seriously
if you don't know
how your own brain works

what the fuck makes you think
you're not insane
and not to be trusted about anything

much less
how realty itself works
and what rules it may have

as folks who are not me
take thread sliding
very seriously

as they don't give a shit
about "the nobody"
and are trying to get folks attention

only to have their threads
bumped off the front page
by those who don't respect anyone

and act like they are in charge
for no other reason
then you're allowed to

like it's to much work
for that those who can ban you are paid
to put in the effort needed to deal with how easy it is to evade bans on this site

in ways
I won't mention
unless they are the obvious kind even homeless crazy folks can figure out

like using different phones with different ip's
in ways spoiled rich kids can do
by ordering burner phones by the case

or homeless bums can do
by collecting old phones
from the trash

so no be seceret there
even if some folks
never thought about it until now

and all of a sudden
all the things to go with they also never thought about
are an option to think about in their own brain

>realties rules, not mine, *shrugs*

>>40528615
>>40528615
>>40528615

New thread

>>40528615
>>40528615
>>40528615

>>40528645
thread slider

>>40528635
Shit works.
Plus you can post this video for art.
Explains exactly why timeout is necessary plus it's probably the last thing they'll see on judgement day if they don't fix their shit.

https://youtu.be/rKMMCPeiQoc

>>40528637
i am most definitely not sane. i believe in spooky gods and i went through psychosis and came out a loosh vamp, i don't think any loosh vamp could be counted as sane, even if they are functionally indistinguishable from a sane person much of the time. i also don't pay attention to thread bumps, i just focus on the conversation mostly, as i said. as for the ban evasion stuff, yeah, you're absolutely right. 4channers gonna 4chan, ban evasion is part of the culture if you ask me. i personally don't like to do that, i just try to avoid bans, but still

https://youtu.be/_RwEeWptA_A

>>40528653
it really do be that way sometimes

>>40528680
you're an off topic shit poster
who doesn't care about anyone
and is only worried about keeping yourself entertained

as you enjoy
the suffereing
of anyone who doesn't like you

because why again
and I dare ya
to bring any "god" of your choosing into this

oh head
I'll wait
:D

>>40528702
now this is an actual conversation. we've already gone over before how i do contribute to the thread topic in my discussions of synchronicity, the godhead and the myriad descendant spirits thereof. the off topic shitposter accusation actually doesn't apply, even if i do still shitpost, which i do. the only way you can claim to be on-topic is by saying you are the original person that the nobody idea is based on, otherwise everything you say generally and purposefully detracts from the thread, so hopefully you can also see the irony of you making such an accusation at me. we have gone over this before, i provably contribute more than you, you can barely even remain consistent

your only "arguments" to the contrary come in the form of discrediting any and all theories on the basis of your own individuality. newsflash, everybody here is an individual, all ideas floated here are indeed mostly just speculation and anybody that would genuinely claim to the contrary is perhaps either overconfident in their theories or legitimately too mentally ill to be able to think otherwise. i honestly feel you fit into the latter category

>inb4 "i'm just saying shit" "i don't even know what i'm saying" and other such ways to discredit the idea that you have any real confidence in your own ideas despite the fact that you act like you do as the sole basis of most of your criticisms of other posters

anything else you wanna say, fren?

https://youtu.be/973ibay5504

>>40528750
anon
as long as REALITY itself
is on topic

all anyone has to do
no matter their faith
or in my case lack their of

is speak of what's real
instead of what's fake
like false gods

such as the one
the anon I'm responding to
is trying to pretend is real

but can't
as they are not on topic
only saying they are

with no proof
other then they say so
while at the same time providing proof for me

that folks who believe in false gods
are shit posting
in the same thread I am

just like I promised they would
all those years ago
before so called meme wizards trying to take credit for my existances

with a modern day fairy tale
different
then the one I alone can tell any of you

for reals

*shrugs*