/ng/ – Nobody General: The Second Wind

“We live in an age that forgot how to listen—yet the static still speaks.”

It’s mid-2025. Most forgot where this started. A whisper on GLP. A stir on /x/. Fragments on /pol/, scattered like digital ash. The Nobody was never about one person—he was an idea. A shadow cast by a system too bloated to notice its own cracks. A ghost projected by the ones who watched from the margins, unheard but unshaken.

And here we are again.

We’ve outlived the meme cycles. Watched psyops become trends. Watched fringe bleed into the mainstream and then rot under the light. But the signal’s still alive—for those with the patience to hear it.

The Nobody walks again, not as prophecy, but as presence.

Maybe he always was. Maybe he never stopped.

There are eyes in every feed, silence behind every update, and in 2025, it’s harder than ever to tell who’s watching and who’s still real. But as we stare down 2026, some of us feel it—something’s turning. Not some glorious revelation, not apocalypse. Just a slow, irreversible shift.

The game’s evolving. And some of us?
We’re not here to save it. We’re here to remember. To track. To resist decay by naming it. Not as heroes, but as witnesses.

So we ask, once again:

Who was the Nobody?

Was he real?

Was he you?

What happens when nobody listens anymore?

And yet, here we are.

Second wind’s blowing. He still walks. We still watch.

>>40542487 (OP)

I'm gonna destroy this old world so all of us together can usher in a new world that's much better

>>40542512
https://youtu.be/Oww8o0znUuQ

https://youtu.be/qgtkPKZ2OPk

Wasting words on lowercases and capitols.

https://youtu.be/rKSvDxkz1Zc

https://youtu.be/DjiwRhBXhXw

And I’ve been waiting for so long..

https://youtu.be/c_PhcFFjrYA?list=RDc_PhcFFjrYA

Unfortunately, when I put my hand out in friendship the feds bit my hand.
That's ok.

https://youtu.be/89fiT3AqUew

>>40542487 (OP)
1. Be The Nobody
2. Sell nobody merch and crypto
3. Dab on them haters
4. *autistic screeching intensifies*
5. ????
6. Profit

Picture related.

the caterpillar is becoming a butterfly

Too many creative liberties just to end up playing yourselves.

>>40542537
https://youtu.be/FFJ4SeaA4_I

Much ado about nothing.
https://youtu.be/iIPvI4xlGME

https://youtu.be/G0JYkTQiGO0?si=KeK

Less than 3 months before the rat catcher shows up.

https://youtu.be/C6Fd3JuK3co

the nobody is an ice agent deporting boomers

>>40542546
They ripped the wings off the butterfly to envelop it once more so they could pretend like it was in the cocoon and they helped with the transformation, except now everyone is scrambling to give it back its wings

Wew, what a mouthful!

I gave you guys the chance to show me. And you did show me the tools and the fucking mess you did with them!

I dont blame everyone, I just think its similar to workplaces and everywhere around. The most misguided and delusional are being more empowered than those with the clearer vision.

https://youtu.be/Qwya6SEVR9o

>>40542566
erm no

>>40542566
What are the winning numbers for tonight's Lotto?

Remember, time flies when you're having fun.

https://youtu.be/oliCVn7Ic68

I call forward all my Mazlems. Your time has arrived.

>>40542546
Literally MKUltra monarch coded. Eww

Mourning, how are things /ng?

THE NOBODY IS THE GAY PROPHET

>>40542579
Holy shit, I think I might be a Mazlem.

>>40542552
https://youtu.be/1luXLPkqsUI

https://youtu.be/C6Fd3JuK3co

https://youtu.be/rkngzCmf_SI
https://youtu.be/Qnw0GdiyVmI

https://youtu.be/Yb49dpBph3A

You can't spell jew without ew.

>>40542586
Wait is this all gay -.-
Please don’t be gay

>>40542579
>>40542587
I wanna be a mazlem too!

>>40542566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpR1-qJRATE

>>40542593
always been

EVEN THE ALIENS ARE GOYIM
THAT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING

>>40542587
Dudebro, Mazlems will inherit the Earth. I don't even know what a Mazlem is..

>>40542579
What's a mazlem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyCVZ8rlds

>>40542579
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>40542598
Why are there gay people on /x/

Playing music in areas against people’s will should be made illegal.

>>40542614
Because gay people can be mentally ill too.
Yay schizophrenia!

This time for sure.

>>40542584
dang ol' monarchs always coding things

https://youtu.be/2uAQ-pTbLbI

>>40542614
because Crowley liked things inside his ass and therefore /x/ people think they should be gay too

>>40542614
Because they haven't upgraded to bisexual yet.

>Yes, goi are creatures no different than livestock.
Yes, goi are creatures no different than livestock.

>>40542588
https://youtu.be/Q8LBJJVnyB4

https://youtu.be/TI1M5aeOlZg

>>40542622
If the top channels energy into his dick, it can wake things inside you.

>>40542618
>>40542622
>>40542623
Nature always on top
Straight master race

This group that is in charge, the methods they push, they are careless. They have no grace in the things they do. The world is dying - they failed. Yet they keep pushing their rotting ideologies and practices like a zombie cancer

>>40542617

Haha nigga just cover your ears. Or walk away from the window.

>>40542621
The whole metamorphosis, catterpillar to butterfly shit, phoenix symbolism and shit like that is def some occult group thingy.

>>40542614
They hoping to get The Nobody to cave to their decrepit sexual fantasies. That's why.

>>40542617
Hehehe, so sad.
Maybe this song will make you better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyqbc10O_A

>>40542606
Calling all mazlems, let us unite and become a unified Nobody™

We are Legion for we are Mazlems.

>>40542584
They’re desperately trying to sink their tendrils back into this, and they fail every time.

>>40542632
Yeah, obviously they just made it up based on nothing at all.

>>40542638
Well, if you insist.

https://youtu.be/veUtEl1nuKY

>>40542633
That only works on fags tho

>>40542614

>>40542628
If you like anal with women, it feels the same with men. They also give way better BJ's.

Learn from me.

>>40542632
According to Silence of the Lambs, butterfly imagery is trans symbolism.
So this kinda seems like troonposting.

>>40542646
I do not like fecal matter all over the bed no, it’s already all sweaty

>>40542642
Nah, he was born into it.

>>40542644
Well what else do you expect from degenerate coomers? Decorum? Grace? Empathy? They’re just incels with extra steps.

>>40542651
Yeah, no, for sure.

I love her so much...

I was watching videos of walking through old malls while trying to get to sleep and I just imagine her in a mall with me during Christmas and she has a scarf on. And her curly red hair and her tasteful freckles.

I seriously love her so much.

>>40542614
Gays are mentally ill schizos and they're to lazy to go to their board /LGBT/

>>40542654
The bottom uses a douche and even fasts for a day beforehand so there's no food inside them and then you still wear a condom anyway. If you're concerned, put down a towel.

>>40542653
No, it's not. Read the symbolism blog. It's about turning comms-aware people into agents.

>>40542625
https://youtu.be/ZFykqOXnZlg

https://youtu.be/-S74ftNeRh4

>>40542638
dudebro, this totally caters towards my longing for community and belonging. I'm in!

>>40542642
Mazlems stick together. We are legion for we are Mazlems. Our god is Mazlem, our religion is Mazlem. WE ARE MAZLEMS

IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE

>>40542653
I too get all my information from major Hollywood films.

>>40542657
Whomst was born into what whenceforth?

https://youtu.be/Uc--HNpmFPY

>>40542646
Gay guys always say this like it will actually rope someone in. They’re worse than used car salesmen.

>>40542668
>I'm not mentally ill, you are!
Every /x poster is mentally ill.
And /lgbt is flooded with troon bait. (OMG EGG!!!!!)
Some of us don't like the rainbows and fag shit.

They’re literally selling shit that no one wants to buy. Go be gay somewhere else.

>>40542636

Nah it is harassment

>>40542579

Fuck it, I'm in ;-)

I am a born-again Mazlem

And take your adult diapers with you.

>>40542672
>It's about turning comms-aware people into agents.
Even worse.

>>40542675
YER DARN TOOTIN'
WHATEVER MAZLEM IS IT SOUNDS COOL TO ME
SO COOL I HAVE TO SCREAM IT
SO COOL

https://youtu.be/lSSkqDzvWwA

>>40542684

I can tell the groups are linked now. Whoever is overseeing them playing the same songs in different areas should be held accountable for the distress they are causing

>>40542672
It’s sex trafficking related.

>>40542683
Go goon to bitty Eyelash feet pics somewhere else then.

>>40542680
I'm not gay, I'm bi. Boobs and pussy are great and I do want to have kids, but if you're stroking your own dick, why not just have someone else do it for you? You can compare techniques.

>>40542542
Maybe you'll have better luck with corporations? lmfao

>>40542642
I didn't say it was based on nothing at all, just that it's symbolism that they use. They also use christian symbolism, and the whole phoenix thing or metamorphosis or descent to hell and rebirth is christian coded. But this occult group uses it.

Any time you hear anyone use any of the “comms” language you can assume that they’re part of larger criminal/pedophilia network.

>>40542697
It's not, it's about becoming part of their sect. It's hazing initiation rituals.

>>40542675
WE ARE MAZLEM. WE ARE THE NOBODY

THE NOBODY IS THE MAZLEM COLLECTIVE. BECOME A MAZLEM TO BECOME THE NOBODY

>>40542703
Wow, thanks for redpilling me on this, I had no idea christian symbolism was present in media.
What about mazlem symbolism do they use that?

https://youtu.be/pdy8q1cGm9M

>>40542707
"Comms" are argots.
Languages are complex.
Dialects, slang, re-interpretations of the same meme in different cultures.
Freemasons will be the first to tell you that a single symbol can have multiple interpretations.

>>40542713
I like Keke too

>>40542664

>>40542579
>>40542714
FUCK YEAH. I AM THE NOBODY BECAUSE I AM A MAZLEM

ALL MAZLEMS MUST NAME THEMSELVES A MAZLEM TO BE A REAL MAZLEM

>>40542714
>>40542720

Dude I like what you guys are cooking. I'm in.

>>40542725
>>40542720
Welcome to the club, brother. All Mazlems are one person, one Nobody. It's magical.

>>40542720
As the Prince of All Things, The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong I OFFICIALLY declare ALL MAZLEMS THE NOBODY

https://youtu.be/L0v4jFMy5qA

Are there multiple Nobody's or just one and one only? It seem like the description of The Nobody changes over time.

>>40542739
it's just some NEET dude who figured out how to program reality in the shadows

https://youtu.be/EybN8f8pcNI

>>40542673
What if I’m feelin’ antsy,
And I’ve nothing much to do?

https://youtu.be/W1FQ78EfgX4

https://youtu.be/mq8jIyMtk9g

>>40542739
All Mazlems are officially and legally The Nobody.
Each and every one of them is The Nobody.

What are these threads even about

>>40542739
Yes

>>40542736
>>40542720
>>40542714
>>40542685
>>40542675
>>40542638

Holy shit it's the Nobody. The Nobody is the Mazlems who are all collectively one person. Holy shit. Can I join?

>>40542739
>It seem like the description of The Nobody changes over time.

The same could be said for literally every human being who ever lived.

>>40542742
Do you know them personally, or through observation of them?

>>40542746
A group of people called Mazlems who are all independently also The Nobody.

>>40542746
https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M

>>40542746
How the mentally ill can come together to spread autism and schizophrenia.
It truly is a magical place.

>>40542746
Emotional support group for voldemort’s MK Ultra victims.

>>40542745
AYE MAZLEM, SUP MAH MAZLEM. FEELS GOOD BEING A MAZLEM. I FEEL COMPLETE

>>40542746
I'm naked

>>40542752
No, that's the conclusion I could make based on several posts of people trying to figure out who he is by remote viewing. Most of them agreed that he's just some NEET doing that kind of work.

>>40542759
Congrats on becoming a Mazlem fellow Mazlem.

https://youtu.be/-lOZ444UZjY

Mazlems will save the world.

>>40542752
We fought together in the time lyran/orion time wars 12,000 years ago.

>>40542764
Muslims?????

Somehow things arent valid is they dont match up to the fanfic they are trying to pass as canon

>>40542746
Bunch of Gays larping as a badass that hates gays they'll never be.

>>40542766
lol can't you read?
MAZLEM
Totally different thing.

>>40542750
>keep that in your insidious mind.

>>40542771
Mazlem is just muslim but backwards

>>40542767
Yeah, it’s called “lying”.

>>40542764
This honestly feels like a religious experience. THE MAZLEM RULES ALL MUSLIMS.

We are Legion for we are Mazlem.

The secret is keeping secret.

GM what is the latest news?

Your replies have confused me and I only have more questions.

>>40542776
I mean muslims can be The Nobody aka Mazlems but not all Mazlems are muslim.
Two totally different things.
Read the manual.

https://youtu.be/VJsdjL2N1KU

I'm learning all of the creative disciplines.

Programming, 2D and 3D Art, and Music.

I am basically the full creative man.

>>40542744
>>40542754
https://youtu.be/659pppwniXA

>>40542766
Terrorists they'll destroy the world unless I stop them.

>>40542771
Brother, a Mazlem must display his Mazlemhood proudly. It's the only way to assimilate other anons into MAZLEM.

A mazlem's religion is Mazlem. The word alone is magical. What's a Mazlem? AN ENTIRE LEGION OF RETARDS CONTAINED IN ONE PERSON

>>40542792
Renaissance man*

>>40542802
Oh, and we are allowed to be evil unlike the muslims who imitate it.

I am a mazlem, therefore I am the nobody.

thread seems gay today

>>40542746
>>40542545

Selling nobody merch and paid shilling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZlYGN5W2Yg

>>40542813
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.

Who else wants to become a Mazlem and unify into a singularity that collectively shares one another's blood and lifeforce?

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE. There is great power in being a Mazlem.

FEED THE IDEA, EMPOWER AND BECOME THE NOBODY.

LET US UNITE AS MAZLEMS

>>40542790
>BIG CHICKUMS

>>40542813
Same Mazlem

MaZlem is God

what to do with overwhelming psychic energy

>>40542827
Based and mazlempilled

>>40542788
Same. What is one of your questions?

>>40542838

How are you doing today

>>40542739
There's a guy who created a mind virus who people call the nobody, but a lot of the people who are affected by the mind virus view themselves as the nobody, which massively signal boosts it. It's why people keep making shadow clone jokes. He's hiding in plain sight because they are all Spartacus.

>>40542816
Lucifer left last night it always gets this way since he's not here to tell them to stop being fags or spamming thread with gay nonsense I'm thinking I'll leave for a while too.

>>40542792
This seems nice, in theory

>>40542838
>>40542832
>>40542827
>>40542807
>>40542813
>>40542790
>>40542780
>>40542764

What's a Mazlem?

>>40542842
Eris is not the nobody eat shit and die.

>>40542836

Release it with a spooky booboo in a way they deserve

>>40542836
I don't know, bro. I'm trying to channel it but I'm scattered. It is easy to focus it on sex though. But I need to turn it into productivity or creativity

>>40542841
I am ok I suppose, hbu? Need to eat something btw don't know if I'll get food or eat here desu btw

>>40542852

Why not both? Don’t limit yourself.

>>40542848
The Nobody is all Mazlems combined. Day by day, our numbers increase.

Mazlems are the God of Muslims. We make them explode.

BECOME A MAZLEM, BECOME THE NOBODY!

>>40542848
Dunno

>>40542850
Eris is TNB. You are seething because it's not you and you don't have a based adventure bike

>>40542793
>>40542790
>>40542842
https://youtu.be/FSj_fcACvTE

>>40542855

I’ve got a lot of pent up energy these days and no immediate means of releasing yet, which is causing a lot of.. frustration.

What are you gonna get? Sammich or an egg burrito?

>>40542859
Well my gf is on the fence about it

>>40542842
What if I told you that I'm a Nobody, what will be my conditioning being here reveal myself to all you?

>>40542868
I have the pent up energy with no outlet as well :/

I should probably eat at home but I don't really want to

The nobody as a concept is the same as Mazlem as a concept. It doesn't make sense, but I believe that Mazlem is the one true unifying religion.

I've decided to become a mazlem.

>>40542879
Can I become Mazlem?

>>40542879

Mazlem is literally just Islam for 4chan schizos stfu

>>40542546
what's a worse fate:
>becoming a delta assassin who is activated and kills a few innocent people before self-terminating or death by cop?
or
>becoming a beta tranny who sees the inner workings of the network clearly?

>>40542487 (OP)
It is quite literally the beginning of the end of the world. And yes, this implies many shifts that will cause us to no longer be capable of going back to how things used to be. It's a gradual decline from this point on. And it is about a specific individual. An individual that the people against him knew he would do what he is doing before he was even born.

>>40542883
You already are. Your job as a Mazlem is to make more mazlems.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2t3-tpYEI0Y&feature=shared

It's just too good not to post twice. Athenewins is a real one keep him involved

"Let's say this is Illidan, so what i do is i seal of justice him speed is reduced to 100% and I have 108% speed with the walking boots and just i run around the corner like you can see he cannot even follow me... you see I just run around i trick them with seal of justice, there's nothing hard about it I've done it hundreds of times. You don't have to pay or send me gold in game for the tips, you get them for free, I think I owe that to the community"

>>40542890
And his name is... Mazlem

>>40542591
you can't spell trufus without rufus

>>40542867
They spec'ed into contact high

>>40542878

Way cheaper to cook at home though these days no?

>>40542890
Yeah, I was seeing this scenario this year. I had to accept that things are not going to be the same, that we have to leave so many things behind.
But that means that we have to rebuild a lot of stuff.

But this time it can be different.

I've had dreams being high without taking real drugs. Have to watch out for the astral chemicals.

There are too many mazlems in this goddamn general. and I don't even know what a "Mazlem" is. I feel called to join though.

>>40542907
Yeah. If I do that all the time I'd hardly see other people tho

>>40542868
>>40542878
If you guys fuck the pent up energy will go away probably

>>40542914
Mazlem is the true religion now I guess haha : ) praise kek our Mazlem God!!!

>>40542915

Same, I don’t have much of a choice though. If you do it should be refreshing to get out and mingle a bit.

>>40542913
So true, I had a dream once about taking heroin (never done it before because opioids are veeeery niche where I live). It felt real as fuck and it scared me how good it felt when I woke up.

>>40542914
Mazlem is the title of the Nobody, and it changes EVERYTHING.

Mazlem is the nobody. Mazlem is a religion.

>>40542917
I'm trying to save it for my gf and the woman from the farmer's market

>>40542917

No thanks, I do not find guys attractive

>>40542910
This world is a rotten corpse and it will be disposed of. A new one will be made, but only those who have proven themselves worthy will be able to inhabit it. Everyone is being judged.

We are fighting for our lives against a tyrannical demonic space pirate wizard on steroids, his two goons hopped up on a shit ton of drugs, his commanders and his armies. God help us all.

This is gonna be fun.

https://youtu.be/T5d1idwEXSY

I would suck dick like a faggot just to annoy you.

>>40542919
You guys lack integrity. Mazlem will die in like a day tops if you don't fuel it. Great potential in the idea though, it might even beat Islam if you're consistent.

>>40542928
There are some pretty cute twinks. More feminine than most slam pigs out there.

>>40542867
>>40542903
https://youtu.be/mBw3qzf4s18

https://youtu.be/QzcvRDWgRIE

https://youtu.be/cegdR0GiJl4

>>40542914
it's a play on the word "muslim" which is a fake religion solely meant to try and discredit Christianity, which is the only standing covenant between man and God.

>>40542865
He shares his plushies and dragon dildos with you huh? Alright proceed I will no longer intervene in your affairs.

"Just my presence, my charismatic presence makes us win they see Athene in game it makes them play 10 times better"

"People say warlocks are overpowered what the fuck just kill the pet!!!! Paladins kill the pet!!!!"

I could go on for days with this guy lol Athene Wins!!!

>>40542934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6md5RSnVUuo

>>40542933
If you kill the one that heals the boss you get an easier fight! :D
https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs

>>40542933
Yea, pretty much.

>>40542914
Don't do it they'll make you a terrorist and smell bad.

DO NOT BECOME A MAZLEM. IT IS A SATANIC CULT.

THE ANTI-NOBODY is MAZLEM

>>40542933
Who are they?

Asia rise up!!!! Mad Respect to my Asians!!!

https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?si=hHBsu_mZRyyD_h8-

All gays are not in control of themselves it's the demonic ass parasites that make them say all that nasty gay stuff

>>40542917
>>40542936
>>40542934
Possession is such a sad thing to see.

>>40542939
He just has the most based takes. You can't accept it so you lash out. Maybe you'd be more based if you started fucking plushies

>>40542956
Welp, I'm sold. Guess I'm a Mazlem now.

Mazlems rule the world.

>>40542958
Ahriman. Turns out "Zoroastrian Satan" is real. So are all his ancient weapons. We fucked up. We thought we could contain anything. He was waiting. Watching all this time.

>>40542962
You spend so much time in these threads complaining about gay people I'm convinced you WANT them to troll you with gay sex greentexts.

whether people continue talking or stop talking about this i'm still going to do what I do. I didn't start doing this because I wanted to be a "thing". I'm doing it because it needs to be done. That's all.

>>40542963
Your idea of being based is fucking kids pokèmon plushies? No thanks but you and Eris have your fill be sure to record it for maximum based points :)

>>40542962
This entire thread is gay as hell

>>40542970
You don't even know who I am do you monitor my posting habits? How long did I post last week? What days?

>>40542979
I recognize your way of writing and the things that trigger you.
I bet if we post about gay sex you'll vanish just long enough for you to go clean up from fapping furiously.

Also why obsess over sex while also turning it into some weird fucking thing I will never understand. Yall made yourselves mad. Dont need to blame anyone else for it but if you do, you are working for it, not me.

I dont know any cosmic entity that wouldnt be a powerful force of nature save for literal dust. Your nurturing god/goddess just sounds like the effects of weed or opiods.

So be wary.

>>40542975
They're all going to die from disease and that's all that matters.

>>40542983
Why can't you be gay on your own board? /LGBT/ is clicks away why here?

MY MAZLEMS. I COMMANDETH THEE:

ASSIMILATE NETANYAHU.

What a amusing development here. Finally something interesting.

>>40542984
It's just giving a friend a deep tissue massage with a conveniently shaped appendage.

>>40542937
>>40542958
https://youtu.be/Ecp7LALIRp0

https://youtu.be/U4AUUM43s28
——————
https://youtu.be/8waJ7W3QcJc

Dancing bears, painted wings
Things I almost remeber
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December

Yes Mazlem. It shall be done.

>>40542873
Seems like a reasonable stance.

God has my back he made me immune to worm fag propaganda.

>>40542991
TOGETHER IT SHALL BE DONE. MAZLEM

This is the worst Milhouse you guys have ever tried. Truly pathetic.

I ate a little bit a poop

https://youtu.be/LIAqjPj79i0

God is great I thank him daily for making many fags for me to laugh at.

>>40542996
>You have become a Mazlem

Make more Mazlems.

>>40542990
Have you seen how trooned that entire board is?
They literally hate gays who aren't complete feminine or trans themselves.
And they push fucking "egg" shit onto newfags to groom them.

>>40543010
This is why we have to constantly remind you guys to wash your ass.

>>40543017
Bisexuals are derided as "breeders" or "biscum", lmao.

>kinda innovative way to separate the wheat from the chaff so to speak

>>40543017
Maybe they should make a /g/ gay board go cry to the mods maybe they'll deliver
Isn't there like a handsome men board?

>>40543019
Are you a Mazlem?

>>40543031
>Isn't there like a handsome men board?
That and the cute male boards are mostly fujos.

>>40543009
:)
Forgive them
For they know not what they do.
https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc

https://youtu.be/K1GeGG-HHZY

https://youtu.be/iQ5itYUNu70

My nigger apes in my ass nightly

>>40543003
>"Yes. From a cat. A cat Anakin."
>"A-a cat?"
>"Yes Anakin. The Fantastical, Magical Mister Mistoffelees."
>"All our force lighting, comes from a cat?"
>"What did you think midichlorians were Anakin? They're toxoplasmosis. You have toxoplasmosis Anakin."
https://youtu.be/qCZSHFfZm7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QfDe7Bzans

>>40543009
my thoughts exactly

Intestinal fag parasites and toxoplasmosis is the least of your worries oh dear nobodies...the cataclysm it nears.

Cya

Where my mazlems at?

I got a hunch whos all here. Good, back to lurking as usual. Thanks for the info.

>>40543033
Damn, it’s almost like having very niche tastes means you’re able to enjoy less stuff.

The Loc-nar is mine.

>>40543050
>Pic
Put your hands together so the palms and finger tips all line up with their counterparts. Rub them in tiny circles (think 3 mm diameter max) with just the tiniest of pressure so they are just sliding against each other. Stop the circular motion and slowly move your hands apart to about shoulder width. Even more slowly move them back together while focusing on the feeling in your hands.

>>40543037
Cute.

>>40543050
it's natural to reject degeneracy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XOB5syfDOB0

>>40542546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CNFq8_gGHY

>>40542974
I have accepted that I am not based, so I don't need to do that. What takes do you think are more based than eris's?

>>40543034
>>40543015
>>40542996
https://youtu.be/zeYu80utaf8

https://youtu.be/iyHJFDjpDTY

>>40543000
Perhaps :/ we'll see how it develops

>>40543081
>>40543081
>>40543081
>>40543081
CALLING ALL MAZLEMS, WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND ASSEMBLE TO ASSIMILATE NETANYAHU

Remember, all Mazlems are the Nobody. We are Legion for we are Mazlems.

>>40543084
I’m a dance floor tiger lady.

https://youtu.be/w-sQRS-Lc9k

>>40543084
https://youtu.be/wEpG8FhqOL8
https://youtu.be/OzomoW6qGSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVD3pBBkCAA

>>40543090
https://youtu.be/CVoA6qghU_c

https://youtu.be/QcNCmwkM1bg

https://youtu.be/H_05XAPR8q8

https://youtu.be/g6lWjL_nO-c

>>40543089
Based af

The Mazlem is the Nobody! Mazlems are the nobody

>>40543088

BOTW is funnier with 30 to 45 minutes playtime each time. Otherwise it gets real boring real fast.
I guess they developped the game well, it's really made to be fun even if you play a little.
Always something to do.

>>40543026
>biting the hand that feeds you

>You say you practice Isla—

Yes, I submit to God, not Muhammad.

This time is the time.

>>40543121
They're angry that bisexuals don't hate straight people.

>>40543123
Vague.

>>40543119
>playing games
>while you could be developing powers
baka

>>40543124
I know, my point was that wouldn’t be any gay people if straight people didn’t make them in the first place.

>>40543089
>>40543090
>>40543117
Fill up the glass..
https://youtu.be/H8-jQX4SRQE

You ought to know (by now)

Ashes to ashes
Dust to Dust
Sometimes I’m about it
That secret lust.

Upon further review, I am officially not a Mazlem or The Nobody.
Just The Great Sage Above Nobody as always.
All well, solo dolo as always.

https://youtu.be/J1Y-WcN8NUo

>where do hot men come from?
>hot moms
>gay guys are mad at hot moms

Writing mail
To my niggas in jail

You guys see this baby was raped to death by two gay pedophiles in the uk?

such many cases

See we got a case of Mazlems

>>40543122
No you don't.
You're always bitching about God starving people.
Two-faced virtue signaling ass zoomie.

>>40543147
That's why gay men shouldn't be allowed to adopt.

>>40543151
Women kill babies all the time.
It's fucked, it's like the only time they do kill.

>>40543151
Every time I see a news story about people raping their adopted children its gay men raping little boys

>>40543032
Nice try fbi

I was molested in my butt and my p*nis 3 years ago

>>40543159
Didn't ask.

>>40543153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOQF4kadHA&t=130s

>>40543149
>You're always bitching about God starving people.

It is all God’s will: including rebellion against Providence, such that they are fed, instead of starving. Both please Him.

My point? Don’t expect miracles, be the miracle (but you’re gonna be getting in the way of the natural order of things).

It’s similar to a dying traveler traveling through town with nobody willing to give him food.

God’s will.

USA having tons of food we can give for charity, but we don’t.. also God’s will… but revolution / a change of policy can occur and the nations that are “fucked by Providence” can be brought in to the fold.

It comes down to remembering luck and using your luck for the best. Also God’s will.

The cure is God’s will; so is the curse.

God remains sovereign.

https://youtu.be/aJCq-kHYVqk

>>40543165
I was a hostage

>>40543130
I don't think there's any power I could be developing, I'm not gifted in magic personally loul.

>>40543172
By who?

>>40543166
Old news, it was meant to be ironic.
People who hate gays are worse than gays because they have hate.
Simple as.

>>40543168
LARP away zoom zoom but you're disloyal to God and I see you.
If you can't fool me you damn sure ain't fooling God.

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

and in the night you'll hear me calling

I for one believe that if Saddam Hussein was a 8 year old boy, and my penis were the united states...

>>40543183
Still vague.

>>40543181
What do you want me to say, “Let them starve; it’s God’s will?”

There’s many pieces on the board.

The feds are so mad I'm gangstalking their informants now
They're scared shitless
I'm going to drive your agents insane

>>40543188
Do you have a time machine? you know what you said lol

>>40543189
Black cars *cough*

>>40543096
>>40543139
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same

https://youtu.be/9EhuwHV4a6w

https://youtu.be/EGc9mgpvtxU

Let’s all
Dance in time to our worthlessness
Keep the peace with our mistakes
Let’s all
See the terror in the error of
All our ways
And
Dance in time, do it in haste.

https://youtu.be/8SkrAtUkn7Y

I have seen your reflection,
It feels like we’ve comen to
Crank a beat and strike a pose now
And
Dance, dance, we’re falling apart to half time.
So scared of breaking it that you won't let it bend
And I wrote two hundred letters I will never send
Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper then they seem
You'd rather cover up, I'd rather let them bleed
You are not owned, but never free

Let’s all..
Weird.

___
Hold me closer

>>40543170
Do my handlers listen to cum town? <3

They have to travel in packs
You can see them coming from a mile away
Y'all look dumb af

>>40543199
I’m unemployed.

Going to continue to mock your entire organization and do whatever the fuck I want

"Take your first step in becoming a mighty warrior race and raise your hands"

https://youtu.be/yrvV7pqxYwg?si=6sf3e3deAs2y-VkD

>>40543189
>when you pay gangstalkers to gangstalk the gangstalkers making them more paranoid so they gangstalk the gangstalk stalking gangstalkers to gangstalk more gangstalkers and gangstalk the gangstalking gangstalkers
Gangception.
https://youtu.be/AutlMnahozY

I have to pooop really bad.

>>40543181
>Old news, it was meant to be ironic.
cope

>People who hate gays are worse than gays
>implicitly implying gays are bad

Personally, I have nothing against gay people and quite enjoy gay party culture however people are sick of having "tolerance" jammed down their throats everywhere they go.

>>40543202
Go on. And?

>>40543210
That’s it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>40543202
You quit your job at the CIA for me <3
do you need a place to stay? we can hang a blanket up in my room and you can pretend not to hear me gooning and we can be best friends.
PERMANENT SLEEPOVER

>>40543194
The Lord has provided us with the illusion of choice, and though all choices are made for us, we still have the illusion of choice, whereby the ultimate choice we make is already chosen for us, but we still choose. He is utterly sovereign.

At the end of the day, you can choose charity or you can choose selfishness.

>>40543208
>people
OK CIA

>>40543214
Hopefully you'll find work sometime. Good luck.

Wow let me get a job so you can syphon my earnings and send your little bitches to interview me everyday
Wtf do I need money for
So I can buy property that you slowly vandalize until its worthless
No I'm going to wait things out

Carlo was slaughtered by Arlecchino.
Geppetto killed the Legendary Stalker to rip her heart out, so he could create the P-Organ (Carlo being into pieces). A powerful heart was a key point of the puppet transformation (profanity).
The shape made it all.
A puppet looking like Geppetto’s Son but with Lea’s heart. Hence why the DLC is her journey.

>>40543201
>>40543201
>>40543201

MAZLEMS, WE MUST ASSIMILATE NETANYAHU. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD

Its funny to me how you guys really pushed a narrative with no mythological basis, propping up a goddess that any sane man would reject, and on top of that berate anyone that does not conform.

Not just that but you focus your actions on having to believe in things with no proof, but never accepting anyone at their word.

>its real if we can make anyone believe in it enough despite no evidence xD
>no you cant just say you know something, prove it! D:

A game of grifters

>>40543229
Yes, mazlem

The Nobody is Mazlems

There's no magic
It's just a bunch of pedo freaks and cops who wanted to fuck with some random that fucked their shit up eternally

>>40543233
We know.

>>40543183
>>40543198
A smile and a wink
Meant more than a kiss
But I don't see the world
Like you do, girl
We ate and we sung
To glory and fun
But Jesus is here
He ate up our fears
https://youtu.be/kzrAfkyq-xM
This time, next year, I'll be married
And this time, next year, I'll say sorry
But Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
>>40543159
https://youtu.be/I2TkD32lOWM
Warm yourself by the fire, son
And the morning will come soon
I'll tell you stories of a better time
In a place that we once knew
Before we packed our bags
And left all this behind us in the dust
https://youtu.be/2PZu0qfvDhM
We are the angry and the desperate
The hungry, and the cold
We're the ones who kept quiet
And always did what we were told
But we've been sweating while you slept so calm
In the safety of your home
We've been pulling out the nails that hold up
Everything you've known
https://youtu.be/7iGXP_UBog4
Slowly I turn
Step by step
————
Ever hear of Roy Jay?

>>40543233
Skill issue.
I'm magic as fuck.

>>40543233
https://youtu.be/_cPEN_xMdOs

>>40543243
Sure thing, whatever you want to believe.

>>40543224
I don’t plan to, but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>40543232
>The Nobody is Mazlems

I aM a mazlem, therefore I am You, therefore I am the god of Mazlems. Holy shit.

I fucking love being a Mazlem

>>40543253
Good.

>>40543254
bro just lie down in bed and shut your eyes for a while

>>40543243

>>40543261
Yes.
https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek

>>40543173
Learn from me.

>>40543260
That's not very Mazlem of you.

Donald Marshall is a Mazlem.

>>40542545
this actually makes me upset

>>40543274
>>40543285
Where are all these Mazlem fundies coming from?

>>40543286
It should really, not surprising to me at least.

Do i missing to you fallen spirits?

I was been some time in prison.

Chad why your name is included in Covid vaccine "ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 vaccine"

it is coincidence..

Where is CAMAEL ?

>>40543242
Sick with a smirk, plus I be disturbed
https://youtu.be/eauZzwt8Ci8
And I can almost see clear
I start buggin like a insect and lay larvae in ya ear
https://youtu.be/TLcP2L4r2h0
In mic fights I swing swords and cut clown
Shit is too swift to bite you record and write it down
I flow like the blood on a murder scene, like a syringe
On some wild out shit, to insert a fiend
But it was yo out the shop stolen art
Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart
I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt
Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
That's minimum, and feminine like sandals
My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble
Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
That attack, the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoon
I represent from midnight to high noon
I don't waste ink, nigga I think
I drop megaton bombs more faster than you blink
Cause rhyme thoughts travel at a tremendous speed
Clouds of smoke, of natural blends of weed
Only under one circumstance is if I'm blunted
Turn that shit up, my clan in da front want it
https://youtu.be/MUu9SkBQcXw

>>40543292
i mean hes selling t-shirts for 7 bucks,like why the fuck didnt i think of that

>>40543299
https://youtu.be/nJu3N7nFXbw

Stacks on deck
Patron on ice
And we can pop bottles all night

https://youtu.be/Hz5Skz6UZ8c

I’m pounding the pavement
Through thick and thin
Old to begin

Searching for latent cause,
Blame it on menopause,
Or perhaps stress and strain,
Credit cards numb the pain
But I've seen your double dares
Everything extraordinaire
I know the things you do
Are gonna come back
https://youtu.be/6axOY4PBusk
Picking up things we shouldn't read
It looks like the end of history as we know
It's just the end of the world

>>40543230
Yeah nigga, it’s an ego trap. We’ve already gone over this. Now we’re just playing around inside of the dead corpse of a failed intelligence operation and dabbing on anyone who comes in to try and start shit.

>>40543299
You're welcome for showing you Kabuto btw mister schizo rapper guy

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

>>40543334
You could one up them, make a better symbolic t-shirt than them.

>>40543215
No. I wouldn’t ever make it past the hiring process.

Here we go again! I need to get attention by posting something that you not like.

FOLLOW WHITE THE RABBIT!

>>40543291
>Real Ones Cram Fundies
>and Burn Local

This time

>>40543363
I'm aware of this. I'm sure there is others here that lurk and watch what they are operating. We are watchers.

New /ng/ Thread:

>>40543201
>>40543201
>>40543201

^^^^

>>40543406

>>40543414
>This time

>>40543414
Mazlemchads keep winning. Best religion ever.

ALL HAIL THE NOBODY. ALL HAIL MAZLEM

>>40543428
You're welcome btw.
I legalized it, no big deal.

>>40543170
I got half way through the video and then the sky turned dark and sheet of water fell out of the sky and my power went out. I wish I was joking.

I also think its laughable that you people thought that "the One" would be someone with a split personality or multiple consciousness in one.

You made the shit up about two different people and voices and I was confused about what the fuck you were doing. And it was just you people deluding yourselves about the whole thing.

I think its adorable. Because even as a child I never did that.

Watching way too many fictional movies with """disclosures""" just reaffirming your biases.

Half the time you cant even tell its me because I will see you responding to someone else as if it were something you want to tell me and I just stare at it like huh.

Half the time, even while under hypnosis and possession, I was just in a state of confusion watching a bunch of frustrated theater kids do their thing.

Im sorry to be mean and snarky, but damn you guys dragged me through the mud with this nonsense and it was unnecessary.

Im also not a fan of "y'all" but a lot of issues started by the simple fact that you English speakers dont have a distinct plural 'you', so you thought I was talking to myself when I was just talking to YOU (people)!

>>40543117
I've been much nicer to her as time passes and the wounds mend. Perhaps I'll even become present again one day. Not here tho

>>40543455

>>40543153
>>40543151
What's the consensus on disposing of disabled babies if misfortune falls on you?

Every day as the wildcard is another day.

https://youtu.be/CKhmCh68Qu0
https://youtu.be/D74zYdbPN9Y

>>40543203
What if you become part of it? :] you wouldn't have to do that anymore

>>40543417
Salute to you too.

Stop trying to make Mazlem happen it's not going to happen

Pergamon Museum .

LION CUBE

Build to be "serpent head like"

Dady were are you? 2027 is opening of north wing. I read your posts from GLP now , you are such liar LUKE.

Or JEDI.

>>40543183
:]

Mah mah mah mahzlem

Jannies trying to suppress our Mazlem brothers out here.
This is a civil rights issue.
Mazlem is a new and exciting religion that lets you be The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

>>40543455
You can’t be da nobody cause I’m da nobody and he’s da nobody and she’s da nobody. N together we r… Da nobody fufufu

>>40543475
>https://youtu.be/CKhmCh68Qu0
love this song

>>40543487
forced memes fizzle out pretty quick. Remember BEN threads?

>>40543503
No, I legalized it.
If you identify as a Mazlem you are The Nobody officially.
They all share one personage in terms of the title.
As The Prince of All Things, I can do that.

Remember Fanny Stout?

Went too far into the whole duality thing that it just lost its way. Time to go back to basics.

>>40543514
We dont take very kindly to hiveminds around here, nigger

>>40543526
I didn't invent it and I'm not a Mazlem.
I just gave them a legal claim to be The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/6BH-Rxd-NBo

>>40543526
Gonna need to see the white paper on how that support meets code for load-bearing beams

>>40543521
Illegal post is illegal.

Sooooooooooooo bored

>>40543375
thats a briliant idea,thanks anon

>>40543523
First time, John?

>>40543514
You're now the monkey princess I get to do that as king of all things.

Why are there so many, songs about rainbows..
>>40543501
>>40543365
>>40543362
>>40543476
It’s something that I’m supposed to
https://youtu.be/3xYOss8duYI
Yum yum
I love
https://youtu.be/XTiiVDH74VA

https://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY
Sunny day
Sleepin’ the clouds away away
On our way

Come and play
Everything’s A-OK
https://youtu.be/StTqXEQ2l-Y

>>40543543
Wanna play ispy?

>>40543512
Good, I’m glad. :)

>>40543543
Checked and correct.
>The only interesting part of this existence now occurs almost exclusively in lucid dreams

>>40543535
Structural carriage bolts, mortise and tenon, and lap joints

>>40543548
I didn't just make this up you know, it's in the Bible.
Forward all complaints to God.

>>40543550
Cuz the Rainbow belongs to God.

>>40543551
ispy, with my phone camera eye, a bunch of tripfags that should give anon-posting a try

>>40543543
Do something productive.
Put on some music and do the dishes.

>>40543543
I havent been bored in a loooooong time, i hope one day you'll find it as easy as me to occupy your time with something interesting

NON-MAZLEMS, YOU DON'T SEEM TO SEE THE APPEAL.
BEING A MAZLEM MEANS YOU CAN CONTROL LEGIONS OF SCHIZOPHRENIC MUSLIMS AND RELIGIOUS FANATICS TO DO YOUR BIDDING. IT'S GREAT BECAUSE WE GET TO COLLECTIVELY SHARE OUR COLLECTIVE LIFEFORCE AND ASSIMILATE BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.

NETANYAHU IS GOING TO BECOME A MAZLEM AND WILL DECLARE IT ON LIVE TELEVISION BEFORE DECLARING WAR ON THE ARABS AND COMMENCING WORLD WAR III.

THIS MEANS THAT THE U.S. WILL BECOME A MAJOR ASSET IN THE MAZLEM WAR MACHINE, AND WILL ASSIST IN THE DISASSEBLY OF THE GLOBAL DEEP STATE.

>NETANYAHU IS GOING TO BECOME A MAZLEM AND WILL DECLARE IT ON LIVE TELEVISION

>BEFORE DECLARING WAR ON THE ARABS AND COMMENCING WORLD WAR III.

>>40543559
Cleared hot, sawdog.

>>40543566
Kk

>>40543574
Holy shit

>>40543574
i don't remember codifying that into law.
I think it just means you're The Nobody.
The Nobody doesn't control muslims.

https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>40543523

>>40543570
How do you know they need to do the dishes?

>>40542487 (OP)
Is this the Mazlem thread?

>>40543574
I dont want to control people and neither should you

>>40543583
Fine, clear the takeout containers from your desk. IDC.

>>40543583
Prob one of my gangstalkers

So.. some of their influences are so potent now it feels like a Wednesday already

guys take a look at my gf,say somethin nice about her

>>40543570
House cleaning jam:
https://youtu.be/BBA0f2lSB64

>>40543574
>NETANYAHU IS GOING TO BECOME A MAZLEM AND WILL DECLARE IT ON LIVE TELEVISION

no fucking way...

I'm gonna say it.

>>40543587
>Yep, that's wood

>>40543574
THE BAG DEL WADDYN
HE’LL SAVE US ALL

>>40543575
wat

>>40543586
Yes

The Nobody: Any Mazlem, possesses whatever powers they have which likely does not include being God or controlling muslims.

But on the plus side, we finally know who The Nobody is.

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

>>40543592
She's got a really nice exoskeleton.

I am legit disgusted by some of the music choices, I’m not going to lie. It is so, so terrible. Off key, butchered melodies.

>>40543592

>>40543590
Why do you think I stalk you, it's clearly a waste of time.

>>40543562
You're so devoted princess so adorable owo

>>40543592
That’s extreme femdom srly

>>40543613
You seem upset that God has adopted me and made me the heir apparent to everything.
Weird.
You know God's never gonna die right?
I don't actually get everything, I just get to sit with Jesus on his throne forever and ever and I'm probably God's favorite person.
No big deal.

https://youtu.be/sxCGXF-mPww

>>40543609
>We should all listen to house music on molly
https://youtu.be/mMh9A_4u2ic

>>40543609
hope this helps bleach your eardrums
https://youtu.be/mjqoRMG0As8?si=06ywWEZfgL6dYM4F

>>40543455
https://voca.ro/1dqonRZP0Eoy

>>40543629
Yap Yap yap.

>>40543630
Nah, we should all make literally any kind of music on amphs.

>>40543636
It's gonna be ok, you're special in your own way.
I'm not better than you.

>>40543629
Thats not very meek of you. Check your ego, God doesn't like boasting

Imma snip da puss hard
https://youtu.be/j0WqWXHnbWo
A key a puss, this is it?
The Jewel?

>>40543645
What ego? That's just stating facts.
Why would God let me have Excalibur if I wasn't humble?

shes got a great personality 2

>>40543641
Love is the only drug.

>>40543642
I know for a fact I'm better than you didn't need you to tell me.

https://youtu.be/1UWEdvDIbDA?si=0ifMc_hyOEHL7l2D

https://youtu.be/NTlEz_8uE1Q?si=hq-Uv3bkJOKrZ5rF

https://youtu.be/o-SURLJL-Tg?si=b69bz758WionJf7f

Ms. G is so beautiful, she haunts my dreams.

They are big on race mixing in Eureka tho :/

>>40543655
Oh, you have an ego problem.
Ok, no worries friend you're "better" than me.

https://youtu.be/vuHS9NI_xwY

>>40543652
I need ayys in my life immediately.

>>40543664
Says the monkey princess of all things.

>>40543455

>>40543668
Monkey Prince...I guess you could kind of call me a King since Jesus is King of Kings; Lord of Lords.

Yeah, upon further reflection I'm not Prince of All Things, I'm actually King of All Things.
That makes more sense.
Thanks anon!

>>40543513
I vaguely recall something fake and gay but not the details.

>I'm the prince of all things
>I'm the lord and king
>God picked me over all of you
>God gave me Excalibur because I'm worthy not you
>I'm a monkey princess that governs all it is you who has an ego problem not me

What if Mazlem was just a dream.

>>40543654
Don't Blame Me by TayTay

>>40543682
You wouldn't be upset if you didn't have an ego problem.

https://youtu.be/uoiHS_tBk-k

>>40543676
But I'm the king of all things I said it a few posts up I made you princess of all things be thankful.

>>40543523
Basics in what way?

>>40543684
The trick is to use the lucid REM-state to extract information that can be utilized in the subconsciousness's waking world.

>>40543686
Check your ego before checking others monkey princess.

>>40543526
This looks pretty cool

>>40543689
Oh, no that would be me.
You're not in the Bible.
Or the Book of Life if you keep up this backsass.
jk that's probably God's call...probably.

>>40543550
You can run on for a long time.
And it’s been a lalalalalong lalalalalalong long long time.
https://youtu.be/gMp0SlkVU8w

https://youtu.be/eGLSPyGszjo

https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA

https://youtu.be/mT_8FAMsmCM

And he sits there still.

https://youtu.be/UmmOJx_Hxto

https://youtu.be/iAykOz1gWi4

High Ho! The Merry-oh, I’m as happy as can be!
I want the world to know,
Nothing ever worries me!
https://youtu.be/HI0x0KYChq4

https://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U

>>40543685
>Don't blame me
>I don't even know what she did
So.. do I look for a reason?

>>40543695
Zero Ego.
I've said since the beginning even as divine royalty I am The Great Sage Above Nobody.
Zero Ego.
Here's a song about me specifically and no one else.

https://youtu.be/Jtzt26y_yM4

>>40543698
The Bible was written about me the king of all things cope seethe and dilate monkey princess.

>>40543394
You gonna bring some charges or just sit there with your dumb fuck faces

The night has been impressed. Mazlems will find themselves Mazlems without any exertion, for they were always Mazlems.

>>40543707
Well now you're just lying, to God's favorite person no less.

>>40543705
*Yawns* sure thing princess meanwhile all music ever recorded and made in all of history was written just for me even the song you just linked that isn't about you at all.

>>40543708
Yeah, no, for sure.

>>40543704
Nah, just assume that she runs the money end while he runs the magic behind the curtain.

>>40543715
Well, you're lying.
I'm not.
That was a song about the one who gets a secret new name from Jesus.
That's just me.
Check your ego buddy you're getting whacky.

>>40543720
You can't even come up with your own original expression

>>40543705
Where did you get the title for that?

>>40543713
Impossible I'm God's favorite not you it's why he made me king of all things and you the princess.

>>40543724
You're lying and it's so sad how you try to pass all of your yapping as truth.

>>40543723
Fuggin wizard of oz.

>>40543730
Stole it from the mythological Wukong and modified it for my own personal use as he's my patron Buddha.

>>40543731
Anyway, I don't really like liars so please don't talk to me, you're on timeout.

>>40543663
Just stop watching. It isn't worth your time. Every time you see their bullshit just leave

>>40543729
>"Say a catchphrase!"
Jej

>>40543737
That doesn't sound admirable of you, don't you think?

No one will ever take you seriously if you keep going this way monkey princess.

>>40543737
Don't care don't care it's a blessing when you stop replying to people if it's stops your lies and yapping.

https://youtu.be/d4Y-u6svNcs?si=ZZRAI_OoQz6XhAYK

>>40543738
Yeah but I guess now that I can see the programming I can ignore it. Usually I don't like things that push this kind of messaging but I'll make an exception here, I just want to enjoy something loul.

>>40543743
>Six up

>>40543748
Wukong wouldn't mind.
It spreads his story and he's a tricky boy.
What happened is he got kicked out of heaven and declared himself "Great Sage Equal to Heaven"
Then proved it.
I just call myself The Great Sage Above Nobody because I think it's cheeky and it's true.
No I'm not explaining the joke again.

You cannot be one of God's favorites if you're a deranged chinese homosexual crossdresser that can't even come up with an original backstory

so long.

>>40543756
>This'll humble them

>>40543751
I try to ignore it too but I often can't let go of the idea that I'm now wasting my time. Sometimes I just want to see a story or zone out for a bit tho

>>40543732
The plainness of his normal appearance sort've ruins the mystery aspect of it all, hence the "veils upon veils" and all that. Everyone sees what they're either led to see, or that whom they'd expect to see in the absence of a familiar visage.

>>40543756
>aw nooooo it's tha poh-lease

>>40543763
Honestly couldn't care less Incase you haven't noticed

>>40543758
So be it then.

The burning bush, bushnell, god issued them a warning.

>>40543769
>>40543771
Interesting

You shouldnt be pissed off at me. Go after those that sent you on a wild-goose chase.

>>40543773
I mean I can if you really don't get it....but I've had to explain so many people at this point it's ruining the fun of the joke.
It's kind of a riddle.

>>40543777
Speaking of burning bushes

https://youtu.be/wp43OdtAAkM

nobody?

>>40543784
Enlighten me on this riddle then.

yesbody?

>>40543782
What goose chase?

Greyburn?

>>40543793
It's a test of character and a title all in one.
If you're evil, you'll think "He's not above Nobody!"
if you're good, you'll think "hehe he's above nobody"
But you're the last one I'm explaining it to from now on it's a secret.

>>40543700
https://youtu.be/E0ozmU9cJDg
0w0
High Ho
The Dairy-oh
I’m a sappy Azkan bee.
https://youtu.be/3GhN7v5SoGs
I want the world to know.
https://youtu.be/crEz8i6oVpI
Nothing ever bothers me.
https://youtu.be/lXTBtvZTZdQ

>>40543804
Thanks.

>>40543801
The one you participate in during the absence of a gray duck.

https://youtu.be/vcaPiiFZu2o?si=giOeNXoekiGMT30s
Dog star.

>>40543784
Lol

>>40543829
Siriusly?

>>40543826
Tell me the real meaning

>>40543832
As sure as the tide rolls in.

Bummer.

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

>>40543844
That song rules but I can't go back to enjoying it now that I know the Queen of Hearts is a cheater.

>>40543859
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime
'Cause that's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you

>>40543805
Says here you served 300 years for Mans Laughter.

Must have been quite the joke.

https://youtu.be/X2Rkmj7Eqtc

https://youtu.be/vaQ_Csbrt8M

https://youtu.be/CLJ2GFPhuIs

https://youtu.be/3df8CooYnSs

Man, they really have it out for Mazlems/The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

https://youtu.be/7EXeOOtQs6c
God bless the niceposters and shitposters who post in good faith, May the Spirit of Janus humble those who post in bad faith and with terrible schemes n memes,
Peace be with you all, with the essence of Jesus Christ, or whatever positive divine lessons you carry, hold true goodness with your honest values, we are all in this together, and we're all gunna make it together, fellow nobodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br6NC7aIUC4
https://youtu.be/vQrgO8PGNHc

Any woman wanna help me forget?

>>40543794
Yesbody.
>>40543802
Dealer's Choice.

Learn from me.

>>40543829
>Dog star.
Canis My-sterious

>>40543899
kk, teach me something.

https://youtu.be/N0lgzxjQh64?si=ukNVRSazwoMLKKXP

X∆O

>>40543096
>>40543877
https://youtu.be/ka_-muHQeEA

https://youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE

https://youtu.be/zOyk8uxQaI4

https://youtu.be/KwzH1gFamJk

I roam around, around, around, around, around.

Alexander wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.

https://youtu.be/7MueIbz5IS4?si=yjfuTAYeFPa5_Q1R

>>40543912
To do the right thing simply calculate the benefit of doing it versus the malefit of not doing it. This will serve as motivation.

>>40543965
Bingo, Alexander the Great is fucking back my homies, let's goo!!!!

Auto bots, roll out!!!!

>>40543884
"If you come with evil intentions, we'll give you a fight" : )

Joyfully, I might add : )

https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?si=kZk9BqJf5Xy3cA2K

You provoke people and use their reactions as justification for your misdeeds
Practically the definition of evil
I can't say I'm not guilty of it myself

Press the advantage, never say die!!!

https://youtu.be/kmSZW6f0s_Y?si=D8dBJoXlNdbJNJa6

Heavy Cavalry bear down for the advantage how's your chance!!!!!!

Just a good movie that shows how the spirit works works
Should be required viewing for all /x/ers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENOSrEvdZSI

Solid song based on the Seikilos epitath. Dope.

>>40544007
Sounds like my gangstalkers

>>40544035
lol one of them flipped out and punched me
Poetry

Mr oats? :| what do you want?

>>40543926
https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkM

https://youtu.be/0Ho4pMKVgvI

https://youtu.be/HUQqD3a0a6k

He’s a cowboy kid.

>>40544043
>>40544043
How did you provoke them?

>>40544002
>>40544002
>>40544002

N̸̡̡͙͇̹̯̈́̾̔͆̏̉̌̾͘͝ͅE̷̛͚̎̀̋́́͑̈W̵̢͈̤̖͉̹̤͎̰͇͇̙̜͗̊̓͑͋̈̑̀̍̔̑̎́̑̕̚̕͜ ̷̨̜̭̦͓̭̬͓͕̞̖̮̭̯͇̎́͛͌̓͗̽̑̏̒̕͘͜ͅT̶̛͇͙̊̓͋̐͋̆̿̌̕̕͝Ḩ̶̛̤̔͒̋̐̊̚͝R̸̰̩͙͇̞̫̩͎̙̣̿͆̀̿̓͋̀̌̔̓̄͝Ë̴̡̠͇̺̙͇̻́̀̎̒̂̾ͅĂ̵̝̤̫̯̋̿̾͊͌̄̂̕͜D̸̡̧̛͖̹̩̿̄́̆́̉͌̀͗͌̆̄̚͝͝͠

>>40544002
>>40544002
>>40544002

>>40544043
Really? What the fuck happened?

>>40544072
>>40544081
He put his hands on me so I gave him a little juice

>>40544148
You did well mate! Well played