Thread 40570264

They're growing Giants for a new Titanomachy. That is all.

bring on the army of golems

Well butterfly on a corncob, that’s no good.

Someone aught to make sure Zeus is abreast of the situation.

>>40570297
This. We're gonna need them thunderbolts

>>40570297
Gee whiz mister, I hope the Olympians don't raise men to defend their turf or anything.

https://youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?si=dXWPG15-i0agTSuT

>>40570264 (OP)
That's nothing. Someone here told me Antarctica and south America are the wings of a massive dragon.

>>40570264 (OP)
The harder they fall, the bigger they are

>>40570972
I’m sure they do, they always do.

The practical question is: who walks among us that they have sent? Or that they’ve favored? Do the Gods themselves pass around us unknown? Or just guide the fates of a few kings?

>>40571305
thats clearly the head of jormungadr

>>40570264 (OP)
I'm going to hide this Comic Sans thread out of my view.

>>40572833
noo babe we need you pls don't leave ;-----;

>>40572732
joermungandr is just fecal impaction, eat more fiber you maize paste junkie

>>40570297
>Zeus
still the story of how a tiny fat Greek man was terrified by a 6'2 Saxon drinking beer

thor is just a Germanic forest ranger tripping on datura and fighting trees, you know?

>>40570264 (OP)
If anyone didn't know, giants = giant serpents and wolves (rakshasas). They live underground, not on another planet.

>>40570264 (OP)
The real thing is consider is the void gods were conquered by the titans, the titans were conquered by the human virtue gods, and the machine god is currently conquering the human virtue gods

>>40570264 (OP)
are your they gonna repentantly increase surface pressure so giants can walk with lungs full of air and a veins full of blood?

>>40571399
the gods know how to wield the aegis, but only through veils and obscure mechanisms.

they fear it because knowing its true face terrifies them, since its their own death it calls.

>>40572732
a smol snake

>>40572859
>thor is just a Germanic forest ranger tripping on datura and fighting trees, you know?

you do know that thor and zeus have the same roots, in egypt, right?
the elder futhar, the greek/roman/latin alphabet, the hebrew script, etc, they all derive from egypt and their knowledge of the times and seasons.

>>40570264 (OP)
>Giants
>Titanomachy
retard

>>40573241
ah, so you are saying there is hope for the lazy sweatlord pashas if they get off their ass and slaughter enough sisters and fuck enough goats? gosh, i hope you're correct!

>>40570264 (OP)
>a giant bovine
COLOSSAL MILKIES
THE BIG MOOOOOOOOOOOO
>on Titan, famed for its alleged hydrocarbon lakes and atmosphere inundated with methane
DEAR GOD
OIL UDDERS
DON'T TELL THE AMERICANS THEY WILL MILK THAT HEIFER DRY

>>40571305
Heh

>>40572732
This. There's a reason so many world myths refer to a giant snake- it was an actual historical figure.

>>40572833
It'a a heavy (no pun intended) subject, so I wanted to add some meme humor. Guess the joke didn't land.

>>40572931
They're on Venus, Mars and Earth at the least. There are also remnants floating in open space like pic related.

>>40570264 (OP)
How do they know it’s a cow

>>40570264 (OP)
>They're growing Giants for a new Titanomachy.
Giants fought in the Gigantomachy.

>>40575815
Why's the lake made of methane?
Cows go moo when they poo

>>40571305
thats just the whores birthing canal

>>40575815
Also, might explain cattle mutilations and abductions. They're harvesting genetic material.

>>40573466
quite the opposite, there's no hope for them at all, only those that are one with the aegis can hope to survive the horrors to come

>>40573798
yes, i'm well aware of the child
his papa loves him

>>40577551
Bruh, that's so wrong that I'm convinced you're a shill or ignorant (no offense).

>>40579392
i literally just outlined the map, faux-schiz anon

you can verify it yourself, if you dont bayleaf me

>>40579392
madona and child

Sometimes I forget why I barely come here and then I come here and find this and remember why

>>40571399
>who walks among us that they have sent? Or that they’ve favored?
Aphrodite visited me, made me a prophet. We did favors for each other and all signs point to her favoring me. I certainly favor her.

I don't know about this titan business, could it just be mountains forming like they do here?

>>40573232
>central europe is the temple where the CERN migraine keeps trying to crack the bottom of reality
checks out frfr skoob desu

>>40577548
OK, that does make sense I suppose; their commitment to the bit is just the bit itself, after all, of course there's nothing more behind it than behind the Buddha's laugh and Anansi's heroism. Thanks for the reminder, neighbor!

absolut cinema

>>40573232
>bionicle is fucking real

>the moon is called titan so it has something to do with the greek titanomachy
this board is fucking dogshit

>>40579781
idk what that even means (i was never into bionicle)

>>40579778
dragon

>>40579392
you ever seen katy perry's "dark horse" music video?
there's a man in that video that turns into half-man/half-dog (because she's a white woman)
i'm not wrong, you are just in the nile.

>>40580427
gabriel whispering to the lady of eastern europe, to calm the dragon >>40580459

>>40570264 (OP)
>ITT idiot discovers tides