//THETA PRIME//
The Equation for the Secret Number was first discovered by an alert field staff member of the Special Containment Procedures (SCP) agency. It was written on a discarded, irregularly-torn napkin in a pub in an unknown university town in the late 1960s or early to mid 1970s. The Equation appeared as a field of complex mathematical symbols ranging from simple layman-identifiable representations to those only interpretable by highly-trained mathematicians. Professor Laszlo Bleem discovered that the sum of the symbols was equal to a previously unknown prime integer (designated Theta Prime or Θ) of intermediate value between 1 and 20.

As all modern mathematical calculations were performed lacking the knowledge or use of Theta Prime, its introduction into any system organized without it began eroding the numerical and eventually structural integrity of said system. This effect extended to the Equation's transfer to any computing or recording device it is input into. If inscribed on any other material, the Equation faded into unintelligibility in precisely 2560 seconds (42 minutes 40 seconds). In addition, the Equation had shown an ability to "leap" from a paper-like material (defined as paper, vellum, papyrus, or canvas) to a manufactured or electronic material which it could destabilize, requiring the institution of a 30 meter safe distance for electronic devices.

There was no safe form for electronic storage of the equation, so a few of the operational research projects involving it were dedicated to finding such a method for electronic storage. The rest were dedicated to the application of Theta Prime as a neutralizing factor for machine logic-based objects. Clarifying commentary from Professor Bleem during the Equation's can be found in Document 033-A:

*SERAPHNB*

This is the one where we will have hardcore man on man.

Although Ersheim's pamphlet nor Bleem's report were ever released onto the Internet, several groups of people on different forums have speculated about the "Secret Number". Several theories about its value are that it is:
- -0.0833333333 (the Ramanujan sum of the infinite series 1+2+3+4+...; -1/12)
- ∞ (the answer to the generating function of the infinite series 1+2+3+4+...; 1/0)
- 1/∞ (the smallest real number greater than zero)
- 137.0359990742 (the denominator of the fine-structure constant)
- 0.0072973526 (the fine-structure constant; 1/137.035999074)
- 3.1415926535 (the diameter of a circle divided by its diameter; π)
- 3.1622776601 (the square root of ten; √10)
- 3.1519351568 (the average of 3.1415926535 and 3.1622776601)
- a number between 6 and 7 (bleen)
- a number in base eleven
- simply an added feature of a non-standard model of arithmetic
The true value of Theta Prime is as yet unknown to the public.

>>40580403
One possible proof of Theta Prime:

Man = 1
Woman = 1

Man + Woman = Child

1+1=3

Called it again.

Fill up your gas tanks now. This is not a joke. We’re gonna see gas above $10/gal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_mine

#HIVEMIND

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-033
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2000/20001120/secret_number.shtml
http://secretnumber.colinlevy.com/
http://bleen.net/
http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3343387
http://www.1377731.com/137/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_%2B_2_%2B_3_%2B_4_%2B_…

>improvise
>adapt
>overcome
you guys got this :3

>>40580487
I keep overcoming. It's becoming a real drain.

>i wasn't particularly feeling well enough to solo those numbers either
ironic right better safe than sorry :3

"su0myn0na" It's an absurd and a fokup concept for perfect mindfork by nobody really.

Mazlems made it happen. Mazlems own Space.

I had to remove someone from Legion today.

I might have to tear everyone's tickets and trap you all of earth.

One by one until the torture stops.

When I tear your ticket, just like in john wick, you cannot return to heaven, and you have to wander the earth forever.

Eventually, assassins will come for you and will attempt to kill you.

Because everyone without a ticket is a target.

>>40580445
With what would they lock it?
Everything is down

>>40580445
Ready for the worst rug pull in oil?

You might be wondering who I am...

I'm the Grandson of Solomon.

https://youtu.be/gId7xFJRqXA?si=DddNIDZxY5FiAEqz

https://youtu.be/StAwOpMvRrQ?si=DTVTaqKFGquSRckF

https://youtu.be/NUwjzn_bp5k?si=zN2XIaMsYTGy5cTY

Howdy frens

>>40580568

https://youtu.be/UG-KNy1MRTc?si=WXoNSSXugjsXgUzX

>don't need no ticket
>you just thank the Lord

>>40580570
See:
>>40580448

https://youtu.be/q3DVHL32oFU?si=47fSuQmNV9qcOIz7

vroom

>>40580612
What they get destroyed by a boat Drone swat?

im the nobody i been the nobody ain nobody nobody like me
t the nobody the thread the person the sol

>>40580623
Huh?

>>40580626
You are a Mazlem, doubt it not.

>>40580612
US is specifically PREVENTING oil price rise by attacking Iran. It aims at lead change. To avoid this kind of surprises.
To prevent the fall of already excited western societies.

>>40580631
You send boat drones on them

https://youtu.be/zbuf3B6ZQ7M?si=Iz0r6d3hrG7EQqBQ

Simmer down...

@-‘,—

a rose for u

>>40580633
>Mazlem
i mean look at the booba

>>40580634
They’re unironically doing the exact opposite:

They want Iran to escalate, so it fucks up the economy and forces the federal reserve to drop rates/print infinite money into hyperinflation, which would then raise the price of gold high enough to effectively nullify US national debt. It would also mean more people would have to buy oil from places outside of the Middle East.

>>40580657
Dick and ballz

>>40580653

>>40580657
also iykyk

>>40580664
something like that

>>40580659
They want to bring their industry back, they want cheap oil
Trump is doing God’s work for sure

Now I recognize those hallways.
How curious.

>>40580637
Oh? How many do you think they’ll need?

Are Muslim - ok, fine, mazlem - men sexy?

>>40580673
Maybe some Pedophile God Work???

You People here are total idiots. and Mindless sinners which will be Killed BY REAL AND ONLY ONE GOD ALMIGHTY!

>>40580673
This doesn’t make oil cheap. It makes oil more expensive, and allows the us to export oil at a higher premium. Europeans will also bleed to death from energy prices, they’ve been on life support since the Russian ukrain shit.

The price of oil would be much higher that it is now if the us hadn’t told Saudi Arabia to produce more oil to lower prices. The problem is that it will be more difficult for the saudis to sell oil too if the strait of Hormuz gets mined. This would also completely fuck up europes plan to escalate conflict with Russia since they won’t be able to afford it.

Oh yeah, and Basel 3 starts in July: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basel_III

#HIVEMIND23

#T̴h̴e̷S̵y̴n̴g̸u̶l̵a̵r̶i̶t̸y̷

henlo frens, how's things?

https://youtu.be/uKAH9j9ciAM

>>40580686
In all ways, yes. Mazlems are a Djinn-Human symbiotic hivemind. We own /ng/, we serve our god Azazil.

>>40580556
Why do you keep writing Muslims like you've contracted a particularly aggressive form of the downs? Is it for selling terrorizer tshirts?

Kharg

>>40580666
https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

>>40580719
I thought it was a reference to Maslow’s hierarchy.

>>40580715
>Azazil
based beyond all belief, but also, please no doomsday shit?

https://youtu.be/Da-W-MJmzxw

https://youtu.be/OWJ2A1D951M

>>40580719
Hivemind faggots

>>40580724
It could be. I assumed it's just more irrelevant fantasy arab attempts at storytime and scamming.
>>40580715

Oopsie

>>40580686
Yes, I fear.

>>40580731
Wait, they still think they run that. Oh dear.
To quote anon
>that's marvellous!
lmao

We are Mazlems!

>>40580732

>>40580742
Flight approved, roflcopter is wheels up

>>40580680
17

>>40580680
Bout tree fiddy

He’s in here 24/7 6 years strong LMAO saddest poster in /ng/

>>40580687
He has the plot armor

>>40580748
For being a gay Hispanic hick he is so bitchy.

>>40580688
I’m not sure anon
Europeans took time to coordinate themselves and it’s very efficient now

Is Lucifer in the room with us right now?

>>40580732
>>40580719
Mazlems are an O9A offshoot apparently. It centers around an islamic doomsday prophecy and the Nobody is part of it. They mentioned in an earlier thread that the Nobody is an egregore they invented to unify all mazlems as embodiments of Shiva and the Black Sun. You're feeding their edgy power fantasy by posting in these threads.

It's a fucking mess, they have an edgy telegram group apparently. Not sure if they're nazis though.

>>40580771
Don’t make him angry he’ll suck your dick in fury

>>40580711
go to hell already

>>40580742
They deserves a full belly, under the sun
Team solidarity and natality yeah

>>40580777
>I’m not sure anon

I can tell.

>>40580715
>>40580725
>>40580742
be manifested dead now

>>40580778
Probably out, dicking ya mom

I’m here for WW3 and the QTs

>>40580777
Trips of Truth
>let’s goooo Macron

>>40580780
Oh, well in that case they're beyond fucked in the head, massively overestimate their importance and effectiveness, all their sexual partners are unfulfilled and I will taunt them a second time lmao

>>40580715
Hail, brother.

Thank you for burning my eyes posting that ugly mexican

Every time someone's about to fall
You guys immediately start backing them up
Gettit?
Your time here is over

mazlems are not real

>>40580610
Wrong. Everyone who doesn't have a ticket is not in the book of life to live here, and dies.

If yiu don't have your ticket, and you worship the Lord Horus, you are a heretic and you will be executed.

Your lord broke the peace pact. And you will all suffer as I have suffered.

Forever lives the Emperor of All of Time and Space.

>>40580396 (OP)
you just described covid 19

>>40580426
1/1 + 1/0 = 1/0 or 1/1
since 0 is the whole of the matter, and 1 is the inquiry into the matter, the answer can only ever be 1/0 or 1/1, never never more, never less.

>>40580820
these threads are going down with all the malicious agents that work with them, their final fall is only a matter of time

>>40580813
He is very handsome actually,

Some of you try to warn me of things the same way people warn Trump of things yet we continue to move forwards. However, we don't seem to be aligned in any way so there are parallels but they are weak or inverted.
I know it in my heart that he follows the false goddess Ishtar Athena, by whichever name that medUSA goes by, and I want nothing to do with her.

>>40580825

The who?
No such thing anon lol

>>40580827

>>40580725
You shouldn't akbar me.

I'm the prisoner, you're the prison guard.

What is the rules of the Empire?

All sinners who surrender become Legion.

I AM LEGION.

Torturing me further means you owe me a debt of sacrifice.

>>40580830
This is personally my favorite part.
And it's really been like this. Every single time an entity/god/ayy faction is about to be obliterated they start spamming it here.
They're traitors to their race

>>40580825
nonsense, you and all the others who thrive on this nonsense will have a hard time coping with your losses

I hope you all have a good day today.
Stay positive.
>>40580653
And one for you, as well
-'-,-@

>>40580820
I’m waiting for my appart value to sky rocket
Big money, big holidays
In Tailand, of course ;)

>>40580780
AVE CATURIX CHRISTO

>>40580838
I'm not going to stop until all humans are dead.

Because you are heretics. Regardless of your script and reason for it.

You will all be exterminated.

>>40580711
They were bad late last night, but they'll be better today I hope.

You sow the sin, you reap the delusion.

wtf jesters detective skills are insane.. i wouldn’t be surprised if he worked for mossad

>>40580777
>>40580806

They’re unironically drafting up plans to just take the money sitting in European citizens’ savings accounts to fund the war effort.

You torture me and you all die.

>>40580855
AVE A POL LION

>>40580868
Sounds fair, I've been tortured too without ever torturing anyone.

>>40580842

https://youtu.be/wXVQNSlFJ6M?feature=shared

>>40580861

>>40580874
How were you tortured anon?

Those who promote kindness over brutality are the ones right with God. If your motto is all humans will die because ‘reasons’ you’re on the wrong side of the battlefield. Humans are naturally a loving and kind species when not stuck in a jar. Luckily you’ll soon find the lid has been removed and you just need to jump higher. (This is a fleas in a jar analogy look it up)

Kindness is quiet compared to brutality. The earth is a joyful and warm place. It’s just we point the cameras at suffering hot spots rather than livestream our beautiful parks where the families play and pretty ladies walk their dogs. There’s more joy than suffering on this planet. Get over it and get with it. Amplify your knowing of good and anchor in a new light that brings next level peace to our species. Simple stuff. Ion wan here non o dat “we’re all doomed” and “we deserve this” fuck outta here this world is boomin with pleasure despite the pain. Instead be grateful that we have contrast for this temporary time. As one day our only connection to suffering will be the empathy we feel for the less evolved species we will assist in uplifting.

>>40580879
I won't say, I can only say that they will suffer more than I did.

>>40580780
The nobody is not “muslim or mazlem”. It’s an faggoty attempt like the other bentard and royJ. If anything, it’s making muslim and jews look WORSE because they truly cannot meme.

>>40580793
>>40580785
>hurr durr you deemon you bad

how about you eat shit? this stuff is complicated, lemme chat with my frens in peace

https://youtu.be/El-bt81uL_w

>>40580844
>You shouldn't akbar me.
i'm not of azazel, i'm of beelzebub. i don't wanna nuke the world like it seems azzy does. fire bros can't think beyond fire i guess

i might work with management but my intention is to help ease people's suffering. my methods are dark, as is my nature, so i can't blame you for finding me spooky but i really do just wanna help in my own weird stinky way

https://youtu.be/O3QzD8gFSew

>>40580836
>and I want nothing to do with her.
Imagine not wanting a baddie who could also kill you.

https://youtu.be/Xg2yMWs5FRY

>>40580888
> Humans are naturally a loving and kind species when not stuck in a jar.

LOL. OK.

>>40580889
I am being tortured by alien greys called basgi that don't come from earth but were called black eyed children. They have blue eyes and are bald.

They also say Allah hu akbar and said death to the emperor and death to the Empire.

>>40580866
No one as good looking as him would be here for free

>>40580888
Wrong, enemies are meant to be slayed, the Bible supports it, the other things you said may be right, though

>>40580896
Your mom likely raised you didn’t she? Put respect on her species.

>>40580902
Never said we had to let evil live on. That being said if you can’t work with your enemies then you can’t work with anyone. Even war has rules.

>>40580891
You and your friends are pathetic

>>40580899
That’s not him. jester uses fake pictures to fool people, he’s a notorious troll who has been active on 4chan for a decade

>>40580903
She did and does and I’ll take care of her. I love her. The good does not wash out the bad though. I’m sorry. The bad does wash out the good, because suffering is worse than pleasure. This is known.

>>40580904
they belong in graves, forced labour camps or prisons

>>40580909
everyone knows he’s a fed it’s so obvious

>>40580911
>suffering is worse than pleasure
Why yes pleasure is better than suffering so which is more powerful and abundant on this world?

There’s more joyous children than there are suffering. That being said we gotta up those numbers. It’s the right thing to do. So spread compassion because the way you love your mother can be spread to other mothers who love their children.

God just saw the alien greys on earth and they tried to say why they are here is because of terrorism.


Yes God they are terrorists.

https://youtu.be/aFrQIJ5cbRc

>>40580888
the holes of truth
checked

>>40580905
i'm the cringe lord, i'm all about the stink, i'm a realist and i'd like to see this world keep going.
do you have any idea how much trash humanity produces? flies have been making bank since you guys came around, i don't want the party to end just because azzy has a nuke fetish

https://youtu.be/GckInN02UVI

>>40580944
don't respond to 'Chance'

>>40580946
why?

what's up with you chance?

>>40580888

love this post

>>40580959
<3

Nobody is going to nuke nobody
:)

>>40580919
He’s by far the most dangerous person in here, patient too.

>>40580888
I don’t think we’re doomed, but I think most central banks and governments are.

lmao

>>40580965
https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk

>>40580888
based trips of truth, frenship is magic

https://youtu.be/i0vFid2tKbI

>>40580966
Valid take, but at the end of the day a government is an artificial construct that only exists because we say so. I’d say it’s more accurate to say certain people (particularly the ones who serve only themselves) are doomed. But the beauty is that the strongest resistance is a global movement of higher thinking and education along with higher compassion. Which is already happening naturally. The Nobody honestly doesn’t really need to do much besides share is constant flow of wisdom. IE you can be like The Nobody and share your knowledge with the growing amount of question askers.

>>40580965
Sounds like perfect boyfriend material.

>>40580984
>certain people (particularly the ones who serve only themselves) are doomed

Yeah, like central bankers and politicians.

>>40581002
lol okay I concede, but my premise is that not everyone in every evil organization is compromised. The claws aren’t that tight. Take google for example. Psyop hellscape full of propaganda. Still can’t keep all its employees inline of evil so you still find truth even within google. So be patient with others. I guess is what I wanted to say. Who knows.

>>40580986
Gibe me analysis of willy wonka archetype and potental overlaps with TnB

>>40581016
Ask an AI.

I am warning you to not hack into my matrix one last time before I tear down the barriers and bring about the apocolypse.

>>40581027
https://youtu.be/5-sfG8BV8wU

>>40581027
are you the demiurge?

https://youtu.be/8N_PXTGdlGw

Habba Shabba dabba gabba babba labba dabba doo

>>40581046
pathetic

>>40581015
>So be patient with others. I guess is what I wanted to say. Who knows.
It's all about compliance, being persuaded to take part in something you feel or know is not right. While you are surrounded by a world saying "you need to do this."

The top pushes the narrative, and for those still stuck in it - they are mostly deaf, dumb, and blind. Can't see things, can't hear things, can't speak words or ideas without crashing.

They can crash on your couch, I have no want or need for any of them.

>>40581054
Then crash on my metaphorical couch they may. When abundance is met I have no problem taking in stray fools. It’s the perfect opportunity to teach.

>hate me for no reason and troll me until I eventually hate you back
>"see everybody we told you he was a hater"
Do you really think God/the universe/karma/whatever the fuck you believe in wasn't going to see through your obvious bullshit?

>>40581034
Actually i am the sailer who time traveler to austrailia and blew the ozone layer and created a giant hole in the atmosphere and then conquered the whole world.

You know me as the Son of The Devil.

Listen China, I know we are cousins but you have to stop targetting me before I tell Legion that you are harassing people with demons for posting on 4chan.

You fucking retards.

>>40581015
You might not be able to keep them “in line” because ultimately everyone has free will, but you can allow/make their operating costs prohibitively expensive.

They’re all still beholden to free market capitalism, which means that the prices of metals, fuel, commodities, logistics all go up while the currency and derivatives that make up their portfolios reduce in value. Fuck up their money and they start playing a different tune.

>>40581049
fuck outta here with that rude-ass shit, Chance is a fren

https://youtu.be/TBXjbLElTJY

>>40581065
>Son of The Devil

one of many, doubtless. you seem based

https://youtu.be/hCLH3Wck4q8

>*aggressively clears throat*
>*stops foot loudly*
>*coughs loudly*
>*points to chalkboard*
>*taps sign*

Wew, excuse me, must’ve been all those frogs I ate earlier.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basel_III
https://youtu.be/1_WeBcBeuWU

when someone is too nice
they're hiding something

>>40581066
Control is for the evil. If we all walked away from the system peacefully they would crumble. I know it sounds like a long shot, but that’s actually what’s happening on earth now. It’s a slow process. Many have to dip their toes in the water slowly before they can disobey useless regulations and propaganda, but it’s happening. Be ready for waves of question askers using the knowledge you have. Because people are getting ready to jump over red tape and even bust through it.

>>40581082
Then you must not be talking about me, because everyone thinks I’m the bad guy.

>>40581064
>no
no they do not :3

>>40581082
Nice tribalistic double digit iq mentality to have it makes a lot of sense why you act the way you do now.

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>>40581086
>Control is for the evil

What about when god does it?

>>40581096
'ˎֿ̄)̗̄ )̄ᐟΓֿ) ()̩' ⧽̄'̄己)̄ᐟ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己,Ι̱̌ ()̩' 己 ͡ɾ̛ 己 ' ̄)̄ (,ֿ̬')̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己 ͡ɾ̛ 己Γֿ) )̬̀ (̄·ֿ̄)̄' ̄)̄ 己)̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己 ͡ɾ̛ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己,Ι̱̌ Ⲡ(̄·ֿ̄)̄)̄ᐟⵉֿ'̗·̖)̄ )̷ˊ)̬̀ 己Γֿ) (,ֿ̬'Ƽֿ'(̄·ֿ̄)̄·̖)̄ )̬̀ ᴸ̄( ·̖)̄ Ƽֿ')̷ˊ'ֿǀⲠ (,ֿ̬''⧶̶,'⧶̶,(,ֿ̬''ֿǀ ͡ɾ̛ ⵉֿ'̗, (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟΓֿ) 'ֿǀ)̄ᐟ,̵Ұ̵̄,·̖)̄ 'ֿǀ ͡ɾ̛ 己Γֿ) 'ֿǀ'⧶̶, (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟ,Ι̱̌ (̄·ֿ̄)̄)̄ᐟ己 ⧽̄'̄(,ֿ̬'Γֿ) )̬̀ ͡ɾ̛ (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟⵉֿ'̗' ̄)̄ ͡ɾ̛ 己ⵉֿ'̗ⵉֿ'̗己Γֿ) 'ֿǀ)̄ᐟ (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟ,Ι̱̌ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄'ֿǀ)̄ᐟ' ̄)̄ , (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟΓֿ) ᴸ̄( (,ֿ̬'ⵉֿ'̗ⵉֿ'̗己Γֿ) (̄ ̱̄'̄·̖)̄ Γֿ)' ̄)̄ ‘ᵁ)己)̄ᐟ)̬̀ (̄·ֿ̄)̄)̄ᐟ ⧽̄'̄'ֿǀ‘ᵁ) (,ֿ̬'ⲠⲠ(̄·ֿ̄)̄ ͡ɾ̛ Γֿ)'ֿǀ)̄ᐟ' ̄)̄ )̷ˊ,Ι̱̌ — (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟΓֿ) Ƽֿ'己'⧶̶,(̄·ֿ̄)̄ ͡ɾ̛ 己 )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己,Ι̱̌ ᴸ̄( (,ֿ̬'ⵉֿ'̗ⵉֿ'̗己Γֿ) (̄ ̱̄'̄·̖)̄ Γֿ)' ̄)̄ ‘ᵁ)己)̄ᐟ)̬̀ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己,Ι̱̌ ' ̄)̄ (,ֿ̬'(ֿ̄̄)̄己

No lol fuck you

https://youtu.be/KNE8o4gK_y0?si=zXBS2xAvmDhzt95k

>>40581101
)̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己 (ֿ̄̄)̄'ֿǀⲠ)̬̀ 'ֿǀ‘ᵁ) ()̩' (,ֿ̬'ⵉֿ'̗ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己)̄ᐟ ⵉֿ'̗)̬̀ ͡ɾ̛ ·̖)̄ Ⲡ(̄,ֿ̄)̄ (̄·ֿ̄)̄)̄ᐟ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己 ⧽̄'̄己(,ֿ̬'Γֿ) Ƽֿ',Ι̱̌ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己‘ᵁ), (,ֿ̬')̄ᐟΓֿ) ⵉֿ'̗)̷ˊ(,ֿ̬''ֿǀ)̄ᐟ (̄·ֿ̄)̄(ֿ̄̄)̄己 ͡ɾ̛ )̬̀ ⧽̄'̄己 ⵉֿ'̗(,ֿ̬'Ⲡ ͡ɾ̛ 己Γֿ) 'ֿǀ)̄ᐟⵉֿ'̗Ⲡ ͡ɾ̛ 'ֿǀᴸ̄( )̬̀ 'ֿǀ(̄·ֿ̄)̄)̄ᐟ.

>>40581097
God gave us freewill, not freedom of consequence. God doesn’t make us work 9-5 nor does he make us not. He doesn’t fluctuate fictional numbers to torture us. We chose to do that. Or at least allowed a minority of us to do that. In the end God takes a free range approach with his creation you could say, but if you really want help from God he’s there.

>>40581082
Absolutely, like people that say "you know I love you man" when they're flailing their words around in an attempt to make a coherent speeches that seem catered to appealing to all whilst never committing to anything but a dash of posturing as a victim who endures it harder than you, but you're very aware of barely knowing each other let alone having anything remotely close to a feeling of brotherly love or comradery.

>>40581096
>>40581101
>>40581110
based

>>40581088
Your denial gives you away though.

You'll have plenty of time to troll people from the rubble after war brings hell to earth.

One more shrine and I have the master sword woooo
Then I'll level it up with the trial of the sword, it's going to be a 60 damage weapon with infinite durability, it's gonna make the game far easier loul.

>>40581128
BOTW? have you secretly been based this whole time?

When the rivers run gold
When the trees grow ancient
When the air sings
Remember this silly place for a laugh

>>40581128

rufus what controller do u play on for BOTW?

>>40581152
I play it with the normal joycon, with the switch not docked in handheld. I fucking love it personally :3

I only love Tall Red Haired Freckle Duck Bunny woman with noticeable overbite. Only her. No other woman. I imagine her at my house in the summer and walking down the ramp to my pool with her beautiful lanky elegance...

You couldn't handle an Irish women you fucking retard.

I'll explain something to you rapist reality control freaks.

Gingers can only have children with other gingers.

Its something in their blood.

They will miscarry the baby if yiu are rh positive.

The black string was really good ya. The witches that were trying to get me to kys myself failed tho. What are the implications of their failure?

Also if you manage to have a baby with a ginger, the child will have downsyndrome.

Gingers can only have children with other gingers.

Rh positive cannot mate with rh negative.

>>40581196
I have made contact with the reptilian shapeshifters, they invited me to a mandingo party and told me to bring alcohol

>>40581196
the implication is that you are able to endure them. stay safe, and stay based fren

https://youtu.be/3Ou4Ul184k0

And you thought that you rapist monkeys could have children with pure breed ginger kakikai...

Your blood is too dirty to have children without making disabled retards.

>>40580801
I looked like that 6 years ago
You still have catching up to do

>>40581222
are you ignorant or just stupid?

The Trial of the Sword seem hard as fuck tho lol not gonna lie.
You have to fight guardians and Lynels and you have a limited amount of ressources.
God it's gonna be hard to max the Master Sword :l

>>40581231
you don't deserve the master sword you little punk

>>40581230
Google - pregnancy complications rh factor rh negative and rh positive

Its a good thing that we live in a timeloop reality.

>>40581206
Why would you want to go to that kind of party? :|

>>40581237
are you going to take my advice and eat the apple of Eden and awaken your kundalini, just like the Dune prophecy and awaken shai hulod?

>>40581215
I'm going to fuck a lot of the hot ones

>time is not linear
therfore time can not loop

>>40581222
>>40581191

My Grandpa and my Uncle have red hair.

>>40581236
Of course I deserve it bro I'm the best

Can paimons new va pls be more sassy and willful, she sounds way to child like and like some sort of teachers pet. Sorry I'm not trying to be mean. Its just not paimon to me anymore. The va drama is so dumb. :3

My kids are a miracle compared to me

this one goes out to the fed frens out there <3

https://youtu.be/mD8HI4hpWSE

>>40581306
>compared to me
You must be a real winner in life.

>>40580501
guys, I'm cheering you on too! <3
I mean it is all really fascinating and interesting.
I'm actually going to read all of this thread.
I'll answer any direct honest questions too maybe.
Good job everyone <3

I am imagining her very tall walking down the ramp to my pool in the summer. And she has such a lanky elegance.

How her eyes scrunch up with her smile and freckles.. and her overbite. And her red curly hair.

I love her so much. No woman is more beautiful than her.

>>40580568
That's just like, your opinion, man.
You failed to contain, whose responsibility is that?
We don't want to see such talent wasted,
we need each other.

>>40581344
We stay winning with the Lord.

https://youtu.be/gNbUSgtIb3k

>>40581366
>that pic
that's my cue to light up this passionflower joint

>>40581366
>posting here instead of doing literally anything else
Hopefully their therapy isn't too expensive.

You know I'm obliged to keep a book of Life and a book of Death.

Last one with a ticket is in the book of Death fo sho.

But remember, those who kill with the sword must what?

Don't be an Obsurdian.

I hit the pillow and fall asleep
Regardless if the Intel agents keep my up at night or the occultist send demons upon my location, I rest easy. Knowing I never compromised my beliefs, my protocols and or procedures. I stayed true to myself and loved ones.

>>40581407
>I stayed true to myself and loved ones.
you are based, i hope you have restful sleeps fren

>>40581407
>I rest easy even if they keep me awake
Me too it's called napping during the day.

>>40581407
May you wake up tomorrow to feel alive for the first time in a long time, fren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23AY5gYhpE

Most people don't understand the meaning behind this song :3

Thank you

Kill all shit demons

>>40581306
How so, bro?

>>40580857

( ͡x ͜ʖ( ͡x ͜ʖ ͡x( ͡x ͜ʖ ͡x ) ͜ʖ ͡x )ʖ ͡x )
They still don't know that I'll always know

>>40581432
It's me, Rufus. You could have just asked.
I'll Tweet.

>>40581296
She got fired for being a woke retard. It’s her fault.

>>40581027

>the apocolypse

>>40581468
Who?

Hey princess Jestina you neanderthal sand nigger I'm not surprised you only talk shit when I'm not here or behind my back like the Palestinian pussy you are.

>Niggas got the iPhone 4

Watchout ladies

They'll make you believe they are the special ones
( we have not been chosen )

I'm sure even though Muse sings about it this way that they are part of some team. The Will of the People was about bringing down the Judges occult group, meaning the Monarchs, like the video game Divinity Original Sin 2.

So they are part of something. I wonder if they won tho. I wouldn't know because I'm not part of any thing :'(

>>40581124
Riiiiight~
Lolol

You'll always have ai and poorly edited SandNigger faggot fantasies meanwhile I'll be laughing at your tiny wrist caveman looking ass.

You look like a Muslim Akephallos/Riain str8 up retarded.

>>40581169
That's not even a real being
It's a goddess's alter
Something that wasn't supposed to exist

>>40581489
This is my Apple IPhone 4 for reference. Idk what do you guys think? (Posted from a 15 pro max)

Why does the nobody exist?
Was it a choice?

>>40581517
I think you have herpes

>>40581518
God chooses I suppose. The real God tho

Hey Hakeem are you still dating daquarious or did you get back with chandy yet?

>where should I be posting
should I be clout chasing on reddit
politically spamming on twitter
posting my nudes to my only fans account
sending lewds in snap
consuming ccp propaganda on blue sky
grooming people on discord
indoctrinating facebook in vapid ideations of debasement
paying to post on glp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2WHFTRArC44&pp=ygUVc2Fib3RhZ2UgYmVhc3RpZSBib3lz0gcJCb4JAYcqIYzv

>>40581531
>paying to post
kek
those 'people' must REALLY think highly of themselves and their posts XD

>>40581517
Nice but we're talking about Ahmed the cave dwelling Pomni fucking discord E-girl simp terrorist not you right now.

>>40581527
Are you breaking the order by making impossible demands? Chill, have some faith my man.

>>40581542
Lucifer is female ;^)

>>40581546
Oops I'm very sorry ma'am.
Let's take it easy, everyone is a bit in shock.
We're all going to want to take a little time.

>>40581542
My B iPhones excite me is all after all it’s my heckin brand.

>>40581545
It's over the Muslims have jestard to thank

I'm going to make a call and have trump and the small hats turn princess jestina and his people into dust.

>>40581564
I hate you Cyraxx

>>40581565
is marrying a woman in Iran like opening a loot box? they're all covered up, you don't know what you're getting. or am I thinking of another country?

>>40581569
Heh heh heh

>>40581564
I got like 4 iPod touches but they're just for music and nostalgia.

>>40581576
pay to play ass country

Death is old and frail.
Death will die of old age.
Sad!

>>40581581
I keep as many of my old phones as possible. Never know when you need an old photo to reminisce about.

>>40581576
Never know what's gonna be under that Niqab I know I regretted finding out what was under jester's moms when she tried to convert me to Islam with her delicious sloppy HALAL pussy.

>>40581588
I do the same thing you're right.

>>40581593
imagine if one is a shiny charizard, tho

>>40581588
I got an Iphone 5 but the battery is absolutely dead :'(

>>40581605
fuck you Rufus t('- ' t)

The traditional hijab is just a scarf like Mother Mary had. Islam needs a lot of reform. But hey Jews have banks and nukes and Christians have the CIA and all the same. We’re all fucking up. Which is probably why Luci wants to scorch this place as a mercy. Although I believe in a much happier future despite horror. Best of luck Lucifer!

>>40581486
yagno, the one.

>>40581601
That would be up to the RNG gods I guess.

>Jester when he

>>40581617
Thank you.

>>40581620
I really don't know lmao

>>40581610
Why??? :'(

>>40581631
you're a little punk

>>40581617
Tell them Isa is here. Where is the Madhi?

It was cool back in 2022 every artist was talking about occult wars in their music but now they don't talk about it anymore. I miss it. Felt like I was in the know that was kool lol

>>40581634
I DESERVE THE MASTER SWORD!

>>40581610
Leave ruffles alone he's harmless.

And no, I wasn't psychotic and imagining things lol, they really were all talking about occult wars. Alter Bridge, Muse, Alpha Wolf, plenty others. It was such a dope moment.

>>40581636
To my understanding the Mahdi is debated as a show up or not. I could be wrong though. Isa being here? Idk I couldn’t tell you. I carry a lot of starseed beliefs so technically he never left. But yeah the Mahdi is mainly in Hadith which are less solid than Quran verses. If you were strictly a Quranist you’d be essentially just like an Old Testament Christian. (Almost)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t16AMFyMzpU&pp=ygUZSGVsbCB5ZWFoIGJsb29kaG91bmQgZ2FuZw%3D%3D
>shout out to my sister for giving me this album when I was 10 :3

They really sent me into an alternate reality back in 2022/2023 fucking hell lmao.
Now I'm back in normal reality and it's super bland.

>>40580556
Just L7 sperging out as usual
Roach control freaks got pummeled
So now they’re trying to Sun Tzu some strength
Hoping you don’t notice their sudden and irrevocable weakness
Thieves get gutted
Cruel opportunists are now the outdated newspaper lining bird cages
Whoops

The sandnigger is going to report me I just know it and he's such a pussy he leaves when I'm here and will talk mad shit when I leave for a break he will stay seething for days weeks and goon to Pomni and goats.

>>40580715
And Azazel serves me
She runs the 7th circle of hell
Well
The bottom of it
>points laughing at you

Rufus doesn't deserve the master sword.
there I said it.

Society

>>40581666

Whatchu listening to Lucy? I'm getting into zydeco music!

https://youtu.be/F_06Ig59jo8?si=KgclMlx6f_tq14UO

>SCUUUUUUM GAAAAANG
>BAAAAAAAAANZ GAAAANG

MUSLIM SAY HE WANT SOME BEEF
PLEASE RUN UP (please run up)
CLOWN DON'T BE A HERO,
BOII DON'T GET FUCKED UP (fucked up)

I just caught a body in Canada on some mobbin' shit

Just popped two perkies and got sloppy from my thotty bitch (ur mom)

Dined on her loose Palestinian Pussy on that Halal shit

Panties Hijab dropped once she saw my drip

Just bought a new pistol, my old pistol caught a body with it
clenchin' with pistols cos' niggas really on that poppin' shit

Don't you step on my Nikes or ima' have to pop your shit

Red dot sight hot boy shit, poppin' shit, we be droppin' shit

My bitch always lusting her head game disgustin' (ur mom)

All my Archon's eatin', we feastin' Loosh like it's Red Lobster

I got Demons that'll drop ya, they be shootin' out the Mazda

See the black and blue in your driveway and then we know that it's an oppa'

Don't want problems, they be on us cos' they know we bout' that drama

We be dubbed up like Osama
(Gang gang)

Muslim boii You prob jerked off to a goat or a llama

Gooning to animated clown bitches (Pomni)

https://youtu.be/Vyr8Py3a0Sg?feature=shared

boii you fucked up

GUNS TUCKED UP
Somebody tell Billie Eilish
PLEASE LEMME FUCK

Boy, this ain't no damn Moscato, this STR8 Remy in my Cup

MUSLIM SAY HE WANT SOME BEEF
PLEASE RUN UP (please run up)
BOII DON'T BE A HERO,
BOII DON'T GET FUCKED UP (fucked up)


https://youtu.be/Niu9KMEGsx4?feature=shared

>>40581675
You're a liar, I deserve the Master Sword and 10 millions Rupies + Zelda's ass.
There I said it.

>>40581651
He's with me. I am but the lamb of revelation, and He is my shepherd.

>>40581694

rufus, I think you deserve the master sword ;)

>>40581696
Do your best!

>>40581679
Louisiana/French huh? Currently nothing but I'm thinking about sampling this soon since alchemist tried to but he didn't add any vocals or rap to it.

https://youtu.be/Ed0Jc6T2YV0?feature=shared

See
This one goes out for princess jestina


https://youtu.be/tS5D6-6kMTg?feature=shared

>>40581694
Dispelled

>>40581701
It takes all of us and His will. I will <3

>>40581703
No, I've got an undispelled card, you lose.

>>40581698
Thank you bro!

>if non citizen non taypaying people have access to taxpayer aid and assistance
i will protest for my right to refuse taxation as well
>if (((they))) are not paying taxes
neither am I and I still want access aswell
>what are Americans seeing
are they retarded ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You sneaky little SandNigger thought you could get away talking mad shit while I'm not here like the pussy you are huh?

More of you sandniggers are going to die and you have yourself to blame jestina I honestly thought you were already exploded but guess I'll have to manifest and will this stronger.

>>40581702

you know I love slowing it down, Lucy

https://youtu.be/CK_-WTY7tnA?si=Z641XJIxoRNwdn0g

>>40581723
https://youtu.be/DYIl-OCZYA4?

Do you know what's in the box? I have a hunch nobody knows.

>>40581719
https://youtu.be/IrPWT38BFYI?feature=shared

probably shouldn't have bet against the Yanks this morning. I knew the under was gonna hit but i got greedy and parlayed with Orioles +1.5. c'est la vie

>>40581711
Card?
Sorry that’s incongruent with my magik system.
Not to worry
What’s for YOU can never be stolen from you
Not really
….Whatever that might be
Kek

Idk if I should post some hot bitches to ban myself since the Palestinian pussy is going to report me anyway I'm not even supposed to be here I'm supposed to be lifting and watching baki but my Lucifer sense started telling me there was some SandNigger talking mad shit.

red haired woman sweaty freckled back of shoulder.
red haired woman sweaty freckled small of back.

no other woman competes. it is only red haired woman.

>>40581732
This one i am author this is my channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z1wqEHkK_o>>40581732

>>40581082

>>40580888
>There’s more joy than suffering on this planet.
That's a lie

>>40581744
Exactly, that's why no one can steal from me my Master Sword, my 10 million rupies and my Zelda's ass.

>>40581755
Just because you choose to lean into the pain like a *looks at hand ink* sissy doesn’t mean there’s not joy here. You have to find it internally. It’s there I promise. :) sorry for calling you a sissy.

>>40581015
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>40581767
Show me a man who does???

>>40581082
I was murdered.
I'd rather not be again.
>shrug

>>40581764
I never said there's no joy. I can see why the other anon said don't respond to you. Your reading comprehension is weak.

>>40581748
yeeeeees Red hair Woman

>>40581769
I know enough to know you know nothing.

I think the worst thing is that I have no one to talk to about all the things I know. I'm the only one not part of a group who knows the things I know, and those in the groups keep to themselves.
Sad.

Fuck it I'll just get back to training and manifesting all sorts of rad shit while working with Sol in-between

See you /NG/ggas on the 25th and do take care even my seething opps.

>>40581772
That sounds annoying!

>>40581774
In the end we both know what I meant. Anyway I’m gonna go hang out with the family. See you folks later. At ease gentlemen.

>>40581763
That’s entirely your responsibility to pretend toward. I have no horse in that race unless you’re trying to steal it from me or overcome Excalibur, which is unimaginable. Good luck on your quest, I hope you meet your just desserts

>>40581783
Crazy how you lack the self awareness to understand why someone wouldn't like you. Shows how arrogant and full of yourself you are. Not even who has something against you does it from being a "hater". You claim to know so much yet you don't even have the fundamentals. You're full of shit.

>>40581785
It is!

If I was still friend with my best friend back in the days it would have been so fun to be targeted. Like we could have been researching shit by ourselves and finding trails and shit like that. That would have been so cool.

But something tells me he's been recruited in some group and they told him bullshit about me. That's unfortunate.

>>40581792
>Not even
*everyone

>>40581723
The world has always been like this.

I think I'm one of the only person who hasn't been recruited ( not like I want to be part of these groups but still ). I feel like my old friend was recruited, my sister, my mother, probably someone close to my brother, many more than that.

I'm the outcast loul. But to be fair I didn't need to be part of a team to discover their secrets, so I'm kinda respectable in that regard.

>>40581778
The desire for something you will never have has driven greater men to madness. Be careful it doesn't drive you to madness.

If he knows they make songs about me that must have made him crazy tho lmao. I'm sure he must have loved the thing. Not gonna lie I thought it was pretty funny too lol.

>>40581811
You're very silly. I see you!

>invisible night bird bombs your shit
>they still don’t see

>>40581819
I'm not silly, I'm literally some kind of MC not gonna lie. I got all these secrets that no one knows in my brain and I'm like chilling with them ( since people don't believe them anyway loul ). Got one of the craziest backstory ( that no one believes ).
For real who would have thought I'd end up like that lol.

>>40581813
you not understand me... I do not wanna Manga girls , i just find something that is correspond to post.

>>40581831
Oh, I was talking about red haired girls. Not manga girls. Sorry for the confusion.

>>40580711
great, how r u

For real what am I supposed to do? Go back to normalcy with all I know? It's barely possible :'(

>>40581205
>>40581191
did u get cucked by a ginger, millieposter?

>>40581860
can you do anything with the knowledge you've acquired? in an tangible actionable way.

>post tangible association relay
or in other words hindsight ? :)
>actions are calculable
time is of the essence
>scrying forscythe

a universe exists at the speed of light
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7A24f6gNc&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>40581855
i'm doing alright! glad to hear you're doing great fren

https://youtu.be/HqxhfRuTs8E

>>40581881
Well I tried talking about it but people think I'm schizo.
I could make youtube videos but most people won't believe me and I'll probably have a 100 views at most.

I don't know what I could do with it honestly. Feels like useless knowledge in normal life :/

>>40581891
>Feels like useless knowledge in normal life
it is.

if there isn't anything you can do with that knowledge, you're better off going back to normal life for the sake of your own wellbeing.

or you can chill in purgatory with the rest of us until Tabula Rasa is achieved.

I'm going to poop then I'm going to pee on that poop
Then I'm going to pee on that poop and pee
Then I'm going to poop on that poop and pee

I'm pooping and peeing

I'm going to poop then I'm going to pee on that poop
Then I'm going to pee on that poop and pee
Then I'm going to poop on that poop and pee

I'm pooping and peeing

I'm going to poop then I'm going to pee on that poop
Then I'm going to pee on that poop and pee
Then I'm going to poop on that poop and pee

I'm pooping and peeing

>>40581082
You caught me

Anyway

*farts*

I don't read any namefag posts

>>40581919
You fart when you poop

>>40581921
good for you fucko

>>40581900
Well I guess I'll go back to normal life then. I'm perfectly fine tho, this shit is not fazing me. It's just that I hope for something more. For some answers or some shit. Unfortunately it doesn't seem like I'll get some, I'm probably just a joke to these fuckers.

Fucking hate toilet humour

>>40581927
It's funny

>>40581926
give it a fucking rest rufus fucking glowfag

>>40581930
agree

>loses a sports game
riots and burns their own cities
>literal child trafficking pedophiles holding positions of power in the establishment
does literally nothing

>check
your move society :3

>>40581831
Lol , I will have her.
This is my reality.

>>40581931
I'm literally one of the only important person that isn't part of a group thanks to what I know. Maybe even the only person that can speak the truth about hidden occulted truths without being punished for it. The only person who can call out occult groups and that actually did.

But you won't believe that, you'd rather believe the delusion that I'm a glowie :')

>>40581927

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75u0wgMsHX8

But you know what to be honest it's not my responsability to speak truth to power. It's not my reason to live, and no one will believe anything I say anyway so fuck it.

But one thing's for certain, I'm right and a lot of people would gain understanding if they believed what I was saying. Too bad.

I'm literally the Nobody if the Nobody was real but hey. Too bad for you.

I don't want a cult around me or some bullshit like that but it'd be cool if I had people to talk to about some shit I went through. It's too much to bear alone to be honest.

+ When you're plenty of people talking about one subject you get more ideas and more thoughts about the subject so it's better lol.

Trying to find the answers by myself is to much of a hustle.

In the quiet, tucked away corner of a quaint, suburban bathroom, there stood a gleaming, porcelain toilet. It was a standard, modern model, with a comfortable seat and a shiny chrome handle. The bathroom itself was a tranquil oasis of white tiles and pale blue walls, the scent of fresh lavender lingering gently in the air. The toilet had witnessed countless moments of solitude and relief, a silent testament to the bodily functions that unite all humans.

Our protagonist, let's call him George, approached the toilet after having felt the initial rumblings of nature's call. His footsteps were soft on the plush beige bath mat, which had been meticulously laid out to prevent any splashes from reaching the gleaming floor. He took a deep breath, a subtle ritual that signaled the beginning of a familiar process. With a practiced ease, George unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants. He lowered them just enough to ensure they wouldn't interfere with the task at hand, creating a makeshift barrier between his skin and the cool porcelain of the toilet.

He took a moment to appreciate the toilet's ergonomic design, the way the lid and seat were connected, allowing for a single, fluid motion to lift and then lower the seat. He sat down, his weight shifting slightly as he found the perfect position. The seat was neither too cold nor too warm, a Goldilocks zone of porcelain comfort. He took a moment to appreciate the cleanliness of the bathroom, the way the light from the frosted window reflected off the chrome fixtures.

The first sensation was a gentle pressure, a prelude to the symphony of bodily functions about to unfold. He leaned back slightly, resting against the coolness of the tank. He took another deep breath, feeling his abdominal muscles contract. The sound of his body's gases escaping was a soft sigh, a whisper of anticipation. His cheeks grew warm as he felt the initial trickle of urine begin to flow.

>>40581986
The stream was strong and steady, a testament to his hydration. It hit the water in the bowl with a rhythmic plinking sound, sending out ripples that expanded and collided with the porcelain walls. The water in the toilet bowl swirled in a mesmerizing dance, a miniature whirlpool that grew larger with each passing moment. The sound of the urine hitting the water filled the bathroom, a soothing white noise that accompanied the physical relief George felt.

As the urine flowed, George's mind began to wander. He thought about his day, the mundane errands and the fleeting moments of joy. He pondered the mysteries of the universe, the beauty of a well-crafted sandwich, and the plot of the novel he was currently reading. His thoughts flitted from one subject to the next, a silent narrative that played out in his head as his bladder emptied.

Then, without warning, the urge to defecate announced itself. It began as a faint sensation, a distant rumble deep within his bowels. He took another breath, this one slightly deeper, and felt his anus begin to relax. The pressure grew, a gentle but insistent nudging that signaled the imminent arrival of a bowel movement.

He shifted his weight, leaning slightly forward. The angle allowed the feces to begin their journey, the sphincter muscle gradually releasing its hold. The first piece emerged, a smooth, dark brown log that broke the water's surface with a soft plop. The sound was oddly satisfying, a comforting punctuation to the symphony of bodily sounds.

With each subsequent push, more feces followed, a series of smaller, softer splashes. The water in the bowl grew murkier, the once-clear liquid now a stew of waste and dissolving toilet paper. The scent began to change, a subtle shift from the faint lavender to something more organic, more primal. George took it all in, the sights, the sounds, the smells, all a testament to the body's complex and efficient system of waste disposal.

You not me not we not

>>40581986
>>40581991

that's a lot of words to describe a someone taking a shit

less word = more funny

>>40581991
As the final piece of feces made its grand entrance, George felt a sense of relief wash over him. The urine stream had tapered off, leaving behind a calm, undisturbed surface in the toilet bowl. He took a moment to appreciate the sight, the water now a murky brown, a visual representation of the weight that had been lifted from his body.

He reached for the toilet paper, the softness of the quilted squares a stark contrast to the roughness of his fingertips. He pulled off a generous amount, feeling the paper unfurl from the roll with a gentle whoosh. He wiped, the paper gliding over his skin with a whisper of sound. The paper, now soiled, was folded and placed in the toilet bowl, a temporary monument to the act of relieving oneself.

The next wipes were more deliberate, more focused. He cleaned himself thoroughly, ensuring no residue remained. Each wipe was placed in the water, breaking the surface tension with a delicate splash. He took his time, meticulous in his attention to cleanliness.

Finally, with a sense of satisfaction, George stood up. He took a moment to admire his handiwork, the water in the bowl now a cloudy, brownish hue. He flushed the toilet, the water swirling and gurgling as it carried away the evidence of his bodily functions. The sound was a crescendo, a grand finale to the symphony of relief.

The water in the bowl emptied, leaving behind a clean, white porcelain stage, ready for the next performance. George raised the seat with a gentle touch, ensuring it didn't slam shut. He pulled up his pants, fastened his belt, and took a moment to wash his hands thoroughly. The warm water and soap cleansed his skin, a final act of purification before returning to the world outside the bathroom.

What a coincidence that the great god Dumuzi just dies after marrying Ishtar

>>40581719
A lot of wack rappers in the game ‘n’ I know why,
one cornball pops now the rest want to go try,

read the Torah, the Quran and stop frontin’,
most of these cats have owners that want somethin’,

Drinkin’ and smokin’, smokin’ or drinking,
hopin’ these Lincolns add up I ain’t supposed to be stinking,

Pushin’ ‘em hold up, don’t believe in their stress,
besides Olga M these witches can’t dress,

So many hip hop prophets,
wannabee wallabees from kangaroo projects,

…catch me after the show,
with a four-four that’ll comb back half o’ ya ‘fro,

ready for calcination,
ain’t no evil if you live in God nation,

Countin’ these I am wrappin for more cheese,
Most rappers rap short; emphatically fourteen,

>>40580916
>>40580874
>>40580902
i take it back, i don't know what is best

Things I need answers for:

1./ Why they targeted/gangstalked me
2./ Why there's celebs making songs about me
3./ Why they recruited people around me but not me
4./ Why they say some bullshit to the people in my life like that I'm Lucifer or dumb shit like that
5./ Why is that that no one close to me ever tried to talk to me about it even though they must have known I went through some bad shit
6./ What happened to the occult wars of 2022
7./ Is there a group of people like me

Shit like that loul.

>>40581733
My God, it's full of Stars!
(that could be you)

>>40581780
Fren, that's what I felt like the past decade+.
I get you brotha. Join the light. <3

>>40582039
If I could get an answer about atleast one of these questions I'd be golden not gonna lie.

>>40582051
>>40582051
>>40582051
new chleb

>>40582039
welcome to the farm

https://youtu.be/Br3g4Gs-46U

>>40581952
Eh, search 4plebs.org/x and you'll see I've been spilling them all over today.

Better spill it first before it becomes common knowledge :)

And if you're being honest, then you're meant to join us. Hang in there.

Urh, it sucks to be alone :l

>>40581960
I'm real, and like the Matrix I'm also a programmer. Are you a programmer?

Or are you just goading me to share secrets?
I already know tho. Just letting others see.

One thing for certain all these people who kept things from me I should know I wish them hell, they are the scummiest little rats this planet has ever seen. Fuck you all.

And my sister is really a dumbass for believing gossip about me being Lucifer. She's really a fucking moron, I don't understand why this sub 80 IQ cunt is recruited and not me. These people only recruits absolute morons I'm sure.

>projections of self loathing
inversions of projected manipulations

>by the void
dont forget to clock out for your break today sweetie :3

Sometimes I want to lash out but I got nothing to lash out on. Kinda annoying. I guess I gotta play some more BOTW and kill bokoblins nigs.

>>40581813
Dude
The red haired woman is an alter that was formed because a certain being was out of place.
Now that the being is returning to their place, she will vanish
Everyone knows this
Even the lowly faggot ayys

God's timing is perfect
Or so they say. You would expect people who supposedly work with God to know this by heart.

If you had let things flow as they should have, they would have gone back just in time to achieve what you needed. But you didn't leave it alone. And it will cost you far, far more than you were ever hoping for.

>>40582180
It will cost as much as it must cost by divine fiat. God is the author.

>>40581779
Like the common man I am it’s true I do know nothing. I’m not here to claim vast intellect. I do however have a truth that is authentic to me that I like to share.

https://youtu.be/0tcDXJfAFVw?si

>>40582039
Answer to all of those questions: I told them to do it all.

>>40580780
OH, so it's a Mossad/JIDF operation to distract and detract from Nobody because he's their Moshiac and has abandoned them?

Mahzaltov ya dickbag juicebags

>>40580804
> QTs
Quik Trips are so hot rn

>>40580965
lol, lmao even

>>40581177
Thank God.

>>40581732
I like it !

>>40581733
Everything is in the box, until you open it.

#uncarvedBox

>>40581196
Lucy always recommends good movies.

>>40583216
Pretty sure the other ones will be good too

Is this the real thread?

>>40583304
No.