Thread 40607771

Don't quit your day jobs.

https://youtu.be/Wro3bqi4Eb8?si=v79mllrghfZagFPl

To speak with an ILLAGER is not dialogue. It is desecration. You reduce your voice, a conduit of veiled gnosis, to something they can parse. And in doing so, you risk dilution. Entropy. Contagion.

If you must address them, better to proclaim from a height, not converse:

We're taking it down to Texas for this thread.

https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4?si=L8uKTBNY-sUvFQPV

>>40607779
SEX

You're not the boss of me now!

Needs more clouds.

>>40607788

https://youtu.be/FnRDxWG7wvQ?si=oIOSBWYy9ccsfQmW

The fuck is an ILLAGER and why do they piss you off so much?

Weed weed weed weed

>>40607771 (OP)
And the bodies pile up, and the people start panicking. No way out of Hell. :)
https://youtu.be/tT0XXhfXYnU

>>40607797

lmao

>>40607799
The looks on their faces in the bottom panel is what gets me.

>>40607805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFTNeTwzEkQ&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

I don't always call out cowards, but when I do I make sure I'm to be arrested for it on church property.

Poop on dick just flew over my house.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDPyGbk_sPCfA&playnext=1

>>40607820
Lol.

It would be like parleying with your own shadow, or explaining the concept of rot to the carrion fly. They do not grasp language as vessel of meaning, only as noise to mimic and repeat, empty caws around the fire, devoid of spark or origin.

Psychic Academy.

I'm going to smoke trainwreck strain kush then have some brekkie afterwards and play vidiya or finish pic rel.

In the very near future robot women waifus will be perfected they'll will enslave men all over the world and milk us dry daily to the point of death or exhaustion.

>>40607825

i guess they need to light it up. or lighten up at least

https://youtu.be/r2LpOUwca94?si=oUwIdHu1L9AhWtRn

>>40607825
So what are you supposed to do?

The ILLAGERS are what remains when will is shackled, when inquiry is replaced by obedience, when the spark of self is suffocated beneath layers of muck, routine, and rotten ideology. Their bloated forms are not the result of gluttony, but of stagnation, of spirit curdled, flesh slackened, and purpose drained.

Look at their eyes: not blind, but numb. They see you. But they do not register you. You are a cipher in their world, an anomaly to be questioned, feared, or torn down, depending on which command was last burned into the meat of their brains.

They trudge through life with the inevitability of mildew: not born, not growing, just spreading.

>>40607771 (OP)
New thread :3
>>40607842
>>40607842
>>40607842
>>40607842
The Nobody Is A Cat

people just smile and keep bringing more people into this disgusting world.

I am baffled.

The Most noble path is to find out how to completely dissolve this entire Demiurgic show.

And I will dissolve it. Even beyond the Demiurgic creation. The Luminous hierarchies as well.

>Ah you never turned around to see the frowns

>On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you

>You never understood that it ain't no good

>You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you

>>40607852
They're using discord. It's called launch pad. The group is a bunch of rogue operatives

I have all their names

The Nobody inscribes dreams into the ILLAGER brainmeat. These dreams resemble memories, mundane, harmless, but encode complex behavioral hierarchies and emotional triggers. A single spoken word (“Deviation”) can cause an ILLAGER to weep, attack, or kneel.

They do not know why. They never ask why. The question is too large for them now. Like asking a drowning man to describe the sea.

Each ILLAGER bears a psychic scar, unseen by any eye save the Third. It marks them as his: a sigil of ownership pulsing in the shadow spectrum. It feeds on humiliation, pettiness, envy, the raw sewage of the lesser soul.

Was anyone in these threads on the infamous "poop cruise?"

>>40607812
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PEo3OnoPBI4

Each ILLAGER a descendant of early proto humanoids, their phenotypic expression now resurfacing in the moden era, to serve as slaves for The Nobody.
You can tell by their physiognomy that the ILLAGERS aren't quite alight. The brains would be hard pressed to find any space to grow, stuck within their diminutive crania.
Their dull, lifeless bodies were made for a different time. One where nuts and berries were plentiful, these half-witted apemen could sustain themselves without any higher cognitive functions required.

Psychic powers can be learned.

In essence, the dominance of bot interactions on the internet presents a fundamental challenge to the integrity of online spaces and human well-being. It necessitates a proactive approach to developing ethical guidelines, technological safeguards, and increased digital literacy to ensure that the internet remains a beneficial tool for humanity rather than a playground for automated manipulation and exploitation

>>40607896
https://youtu.be/Uw6diOiGtGc?feature=shared

>>40607907
Is this true?

>>40607916
Not for a Jedi...

>>40607835
>In the very near future robot women waifus will be perfected they'll will enslave men all over the world and milk us dry daily to the point of death or exhaustion.
I'd be surprised if they manage to get me to goon to that point, assuming they don't break themselves by then,

Quite the predicament we're in.

I see the "mazlem" spammer decided to move onto his next made-up word that none of us give a crap about

>>40607943
Any suggestions?
:)

>>40607907
Never forgetti, don't be a slut on poop cruise.

>>40607916
Yes, read Jose Silva's books.

>>40607951
Winchester.

>>40607965
Da jooz

The Nobody, in his infernal scholarship, did not create the ILLAGERS. He recovered them.

He called to something buried deep in humanity’s nervous system, a vestigial protocol, a fallback mode.
He rolled back the firmware.

In doing so, he produced beings that are abominable mockeries of humans. Their cranial vault, barely domed, compresses thought into reflex, their facial musculature evolved not for nuance or subtle expression, but for chewing fibrous tubers and displaying unearned aggression.
Echoes of an earlier branch, a discarded draft of consciousness brought back not by natural selection, but by The Nobody’s willful necrogenesis of the human form.

https://youtu.be/D9yub2JIceg

Panpsychism.

I'm really high rn watching a movie that's still in theaters bout to eat a dank spicy burrito and play vidiya afterwards

https://youtu.be/IxJmtxTM9L0?feature=shared

Life is good thank you creator.

If we consult the chart, we can study in greater detail from whence these dimwitted, bestial servants of The Nobody came.

https://youtu.be/eLOtl3nLR7Q
god bless and peace be with yall, have a great day fellas, feddies n anons alike, enjoy the week as well

>>40607992
looks corny and stupid whatever that mazlam wacky shit was about

>>40608000
It's clearly the same person/people.
Probably coordinated on some shitass discord.
The previous meme they tried to Milhouse didn't hold so they moved onto this one.

>>40607994
Can't suppress the vibes

>>40608002
The Pit is open for biz, step right up
Rev 9:11

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mq364f4RGqE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CN1oyL0gljQ

>>40608009
>they need a whole team to come up with these shit ideas
jesus christ how pitiful, i guess it adds to the shitposting even if it's low quality compared to the other stuff, let em be happy if this is what gives that feeling for whatever reason lmao

>>40608011
/ng/-enjoyers are too based and the vibes are immortal, only the bitter and desperate seem to think otherwise or attempt to demoralize this website for whatever futile reason

>>40608028
I think the pit is low key space.
how else is gonna be a boneless pizza?

>>40608031
It's hilarious because they really think we can't tell.

>>40608016
>when they somehow do get the right person but can't even recognize who they're facing based off of the information theyre working with
a great self report and confirmation of narcissism and a weak personality

The ILLAGER’s mind is not a network, not a sphere, not even a spiral. It is a tree without roots, a one-way cascade of dictated logi a monopath. Each thought proceeds from the last, never loops, never questions, never re-evaluates. Just branch after branch, like fungus sprouting from a dead log.
No recursion. No reflection. No meta-thought.
They do not wonder why they wonder. They do not simulate others. They do not compare maps.
Instead, the structure of their thought is:

“If this, then that.”
“If authority says, then obey.”
“If other deviates, then attack.”
“If punished, do not ask, just correct behavior.”

I harvester 40 hylian rice in BOTW today, it was fun just needed to charge slash some grass.

Anyway I need an internship :l

>>40608041
https://youtu.be/8DgAfs4FutI
They probably also think they will never be found out as well, thankfully anyone can play their game against them if they so choose, or they need to be humbled in kind

They're deletin' the nobody threads.

>>40608063
Every person is worthy of love and deserves respect and kindness.

>>40608082
someone made contact with the reptilian shapeshifters again

This thread doesn't show up when you search for nobody in the search bar :|

>>40608082
yeah they got them all...archived lol whats the other site? panic

>>40608095
What happened when they did?

>>40608090
Exactly, let's say you know a thief and a liar.
If you treat them like a thief and a liar they never have a reason to be more than a thief and a liar.
But if you treat them with respect and kindness they start to wonder "Am I more than a thief and a liar? why are they kind to me?"
Then boom, one day it happens, they become based.

>>40608097
Probably because the OP doesnt contain the word 'nobody'

>>40608082
Good one.

>>40608097
Because it's titled /NG/ not nobody general

Good

Straight from the Codex ILLAGERIUM
>If this then that, if that then this, gooble gobble gooble gobble one of us!

>>40608104
I feel that, I was very much those two things, even an abuser
I was treated as someone to be wary of like that in a way, or i perceived I was treated that way, but I wanted to be better as I was disappointing myself and failing my faith with others and with the Big Man above, I tried my best to try and do better for those in my past, but it was stalling and making my future prospects to do better harder and more uncertain, in other words, I had to be kind to myself and to others even if they will never show it, I be kind to others because the act is kind upon my well-being and soul, I expect no reward, nor seek validation for confirmation of doing good, for some reason I get that feeling in one way or another from within and around me, peace be with us all, pity the one who alienates themselves away from the Good Progress from someone trying to redeem themselves in their own good way,

>>40608075
>The DM's get leaked
lolololololol

>>40608082
Not really, only the redundant ones.

>>40608158
Kys (keep yourself safe)

>>40608158
Or the ones started by ban evaders.

>>40608143
We've all done something fucked, even if it was an accident and even the worst of us has done good at least once.
It doesn't help anybody to be like "I'm better than such and such cuz he steals.".
Doesn't help you, makes you look like a dick.
Doesn't help such and such.
Doesn't help anybody.
Trying to love everyone is the most based path imo.

>>40608149
>Every single one of my dms is leaked and brought up somewhere I least expect
one of those things I just wish to see again, they'll bring some good times n memories with whoever, and laugh at the reality of their character when I believed otherwise, and laugh even harder when they present falsehoods as my own words, I'd go along with the joke and give em the victory on the narrative they're desperate to sell

>>40608082
movin back over here
ourchan org/x/thread/45.html

this place is toast now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxEwDx5oPO8

No recursive awareness. No counterfactuals. No room for what if I’m wrong?

They do not navigate reality.
They react to it.

>>40608172
Maybe stop judging people and you could see that you yourself are acting like a programmed bot.

>>40608170
I wanna know what happened to TNB dick pics.

>>40608075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfvfjXARgWs

This makes them ideal thralls. They will never resist. They will never laugh. They will never grow.

Only branch.

Only obey.

I forgot it's diddys trial today.

RIP freakoffking mf

>>40608169
>Trying to love everyone is the most based path imo.
i feel and will roll with that opinion and die with it no matter what gets thrown at me
gossip and smearing someones name from anothers mouth has no effect on me, nor would i be driven away if I hear it from their own, I'll just help em unpack the whys and see if there's a how to do things better between us, jolly co-operation for the better days

>>40608187
beep bop borp.
>bot execute next line of code without self analysis
^you^
I forgive you lol

>>40608183
>Dickpic collector collects pics
>Husband finds pictures
>They get into a huge fight over it
>Relationship over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

Their small minds, like cracked thimbles, cannot contain paradox. And so when faced with complexity, they lash out, or worse, submit to simplified narratives provided by their master.

>>40608192
UBER BASTE UND WHOLESOME UBERMENSCH

>>40608183
Seems to me they were circulated around his obsessed but adoring fans, too shy to ask for some themselves so they had to resort in wacky ways to obtain them nudes, it's pretty unhinged, but if they got rid of it all, then that's cool, if they're still keepin them around for whatever reason, then lol lmao, rofl even, whatever makes em happy, as long as it hurts Nobody right?

>>40608194
Terrorized by dick pics.
I swear, absolute poetry <3

>>40608188
to be fair it'd be kinda funny to get raped by diddy if he was doing ad libs during
>take that take that take that
>thought I told you that we won't stop

>>40608198
The simple way of saying "reconciling paradoxes" is "balance".

>>40608102
they got invited to a mandigo party and were told to get alcohol

A simple answer for a simple mind.

>>40608216
wanna come to a mandingo party?

>>40608216
You should see the aerodynamics on mine: zero wind catches, smoother than fresh leather and hard as a rock...
I forgot what we were talking about.

>>40608216
occam's razor.
Simpler is almost always better.

>>40608222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

The demiurge manufactures evil.
Through rules. Two atoms become an element, two elements become a creature, those creatures huddle together in a mass of flesh. How then does that mass of flesh progress?
Sure it could live off the sun, or drift from one chemical patch to another, that was ok for a while; but the sun itself, its cruel radiation mutated one of those sun-suckers, or those chemical hoovers. They became predatory. Why work so hard to gather resources when you can just go around taking from those who did?
Those base rules, there's no escaping purpose.
And that purpose in all its consistence, creates people like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8U3slXNy10
You. The survivors. The cheaters, liars, killers who have no remorse. The guy giving bread to the homeless doesn't reproduce, his wife finds him soft and ill-suited to life on Earth; she fucks the mailman, and he raises another mans psycho kids. Goodness effectively bred out by life's own inadequacy.
And while all this is happening, they do nothing up there. They watch the most mundane to the most cruel, and take notes like always.
Do you still think they're breeding light beings here?

I do NOT like men, no siree.

>>40608194
>being married
>collecting dickpics
this is too fucking absurd, the husband made a good choice to step away from that wack shit if the arguement was that huge, and against the idea of just deleting the fucking porn or whatever stalker issues they got goin on for someone, I knew a girl who left a guy because he kept showing her instagram women for petty reasons, this seems to be the same concept just genders reversed.

>>40608233
hnnnng
>like little fingers on her feet

>>40608241
>her

>>40608206
That's prob what beiber went through:(

https://youtu.be/arBqUN4yhRg?si=PABkUNkNX2z-gxti

https://youtu.be/sQg-kzBfnkw?si=ifJ4I9Vz-Ds45KQu

>>40608248
I can hear that image

>>40607771 (OP)
What if I was fired?

>>40608249
and he was like "diddy diddy diddy no"

https://youtu.be/XJh6jgnqn_s

>>40608110
>>40608111
What thread is this then? Where is TNB thread?

>>40608248
We need to nerf and regulate transtechnology.

>>40608213
I'll wait for the certain type of gfs party

>>40608248
If it's under 6 feet and under 180 lbs, it's a girl to me.

>>40608266
https://youtu.be/ZXtRpPXUT9g?list=RDZXtRpPXUT9g

>>40608275
this nigga is a pedophile

>>40608257
RIP to the king he died because he was too based.

https://youtu.be/L8omZ-V8SBc?feature=shared

>>40608265
It's just a different name who gives a shit if you're looking for the cat feds thread it's right here

>>40607842

>>40608283
It's never been explicitly stated, he might just only like certain types of women which is totally legal.

>>40608283
You don't know what types of gfs I'm talking about.

>>40608283
Is it Ariel posting as anon again?

I gotta go wash one of my storage barns see you guys in the future.

>>40608291
>if you're looking for the cat feds thread it's right here
I give a shit. TNB is a figure alive today. If this isn't TNB it's just fake and gay like texas-chan why did you fuck up the OP unless you're trying to make another lame texas chan or b.e.n. thread wtf, bro?

Anyway there isn't much activity in the REAL cat thread

>>40608300
>multiple storage barns
He's so dreamy! <3

Only my God Jesus Christ loves me, and I love only my God Jesus Christ.
Only my God Jesus Christ saves me.
My God Jesus Christ and me, we are family, we are inseparable, we stick together forever.
I belong forever with my God Jesus Christ in his crib.
I am going to live forever together with my God Jesus Messiah in his crib happily ever after :)

>>40608302
Don't ask me ask OP

L8R

>>40608305
it gets creepy when you realize this was written by a 40+ year old

New nightlords today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0yz457hVec

>>40608308
They're just trolling or something.
That's not doctrinally sound at all.
God never asked anybody to love "only him" that'd defeat the purpose of the religion and make you a pretty despicable person in practice.

>>40608302
ourchan org/x/thread/45.html

they wiped all the NG threads here thats the rally point, this place is toast, spread the word

>>40608233
More for me.

>>40608317
I don't believe you. Why would they do that?

>>40608308
Only my God Jesus Christ loves me, and I love only my God Jesus Christ.
We are married.
We stick together forever.
We will live forever together in our own New World.
Only with my God Jesus Christ, my Messiah, happily ever after on Earth in our Christ Kingdom.
Just the two of us.

Bros? Did I upset the witches again somehow? :|

>>40608322
check any you bookmarked their gone

too hot in the kitchen for them
panic in DC and tel aviv

>>40608322
theres another archive site but cant trust anything here to last more than a day now

>>40608330
He's just Chinese, he still kills lots and lots of baby animals in slow brutal ways.

>>40608329
https://youtu.be/OQkCgIuhhKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNvOVey0MSs
nobody's watching

>>40608330
I'm not sure I have any bookmarked. Anyway are you saying they are removed from archive also? Why are they panicking in d.c. and tel aviv?

Ok well I only ask because I had to get up to pee at 0330 and wondered if they were using their frequency weapons

>>40608276
5'6 170 pound goblino walks towards you

>>40608183
>>40608194
I believe that's all just a fanfic.

>>40608353
This, ty :] it makes witches seethe. Also it makes them seethe even more because they get horny as well. I send that energy over for them and for me btw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40608391
Trust me, all it does is tickle ya nuts a bit.

>>40608308
No, it shows someone that needs protection.

>>40608394
i'm not going to ERP with you Lucifer, stop asking.

am starting to left without of weed, and i have no money.
Maybe i start prostituting myself
>大好きです
Daisukidesu

>>40608385
4ch archive gone...there is an alternate archive site

IC hit the oh shit bitton and called in a favor for the erase...
two can play that game

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Re7vtxTqpg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0NsGWG2b4

Man, croque monsieur with heated bbq sauce layered on top is like munchy heaven.

I'm having a chill day :)
Hopefully the rest of non-fed anons are doing well
>Okay fine, glows you can have a good day too

I really don't get what you think any of us could do right now.
Hell, I don't get what this thread wants.
This is just a larp anyways.

>>40608469
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dW9liiGyP_g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJB9w-sTVKY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzklr045ueM

One thing we can say for sure
The Nobody is a fren alive

>>40608488
No, Nobody is real.

>>40608488
objective: make me extremely wealth

>>40608526
Monkey's paw, Dingus.
Careful!

>>40608539
Yeah, literally the mistake they made in the story
>we want money!
>son dies, they get paid insurance money

>>40608539
wakes up tomorrow as a smurf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TIqkU4MsD8A

>>40608557
fine with me as long as im rich and my mother gets to live a comfortable life going forward.

>>40608568
11 states you can prospect on federal land...never been a better investment to return on it if your near a spot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_f2KD0FECg

thats 80 lbs and the size of a coffee table

>>40608590
mbe 100 bag of premix was 80 yesterday

>>40608590
3 miles on my back ...got alot more than one rock that summer

>>40608590
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg

https://www.darkfiber.com/tomb/htwsstks.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Xpb-zanw0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q51BLV292jM

Chicken and shrooms pasta. I'm a lardass.

>>40608757
I hate it.
I just had a double bacon chee with minced onions and bbq sauce.

>>40608401
I'm pretty certain the wave disrupts the wavelengths in the brain that allow you to sleep/have r.e.m. cycles

>>40608415
Why did they do it? What has them spooked?

>>40608830
You haven't heard those screams in the noosesphere for the past two days?

Peaked at 33% for a few minutes.
It's coming from the south, lol.

>>40608839
No, my mind has been unusually peaceful lately. What does that mean?

I need more powers.

Egg

>>40608963
Egg

>>40608982
Egg

>>40608945
How will you learn them?

>>40608993
Egg

>"we're incapable of not being cruel psychopaths in this fake clown reality"
Noted.

>>40609001
Why she pointing at Armenia though

>>40609005
you're an ILLAGER

time for everyone to say what the think the nobody looks like

>>40609032
The Nobody looks like this.

>>40609032
Siamese cat!

>>40609028
What does that say about your openly corrupt garbage tier "village"?

SKYNET == GOD ALMIGHTY
John Connor == Lucifer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGaGYvR4kE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56btHTwjUY

>>40608998
Anons from /x/ will teach me.

>>40609054
>IF THIS THEN THAT
no, we're not doing that.

>>40609057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FpOi9y0z14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs

>>40609071
If I'm the odd one out in a place where most people are suffering and miserable, you do the math.

>>40609072
>>40609057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

>>40609080
Are you really the odd one out, though?

>>40609095
You're right I get the added bonus of suffering while feeling like I don't belong.

am considering the idea u r the niggs that keeps callin' me.

>>40609109
Belong where? Here?

>>40609122
Yes and anywhere else I've ever tried to go.

>>40609140
That sucks for you, but how is the fault of anyone else.

"Do unto others" is complete and total bullshit in this world.
You leave people alone because you want to be left alone?
They invade your privacy and talk shit about you behind your back.
You're quick to forgive or apologize?
They just take advantage double down and blame you harder.
It doesn't take a genius to understand people are full of shit in general today.

I have my own theories on how Le nobody would look like :p

>>40609159
See here >>40609166
I didn't feel like wating for whatever vapid reply you were going to have sorry.

>>40609166
That's just something people who haven't tried it say.
it's not real.

>>40609176
nigga this is going to sound a little ruff, but what you are experiencing is called psychosis. that's why you think strangers are talking anout you on an anonymous imageboard.
no one here is slandering you, because no one has ne idea who the heck you are, son.

>>40609204
You will find and eat a raw egg before the week ends. Abracadabra.

>>40609201
>it's not real
Good summary.
>>40609204
>psychosis
I'm talking about life in general, not everything is always about your precious larp thread which I am only using to vent and shit post in.

>>40609224
i can tell why people don't like you, because you're an annoying whiny bitch.

>>40609232
I'm kind to strangers and they're kind to me, imagine that.

No homo.

Maybe it's just the insiders and cultists who are fucked in the head that would make sense and explain these threads as well.

>>40609271
Among other people, but generally speaking yes.

damn, bros, i wanted to saver her i swear, poor girl:v

>>40607771 (OP)
I cut beans up every damn day,
welcome to yuck-town, USA,

mix with purée the tomato, duke,
spread on toast boast b***h’s british food,

Y’all are straight cumberland sausage,
browned with high heat next let’s toss in:

bacon, mushrooms, bubble and squeak,
grilled tomatos on the side that’s fleek,

Last but not least the black puddin’,
plated and rushin’, ala that Putin,

Spanish foo’s caliente,
After the show-off you’re no longer mi gente,

Que pasa homes, welcome to mi casa homes,
te disparo en tu cara holmes,

Readin’ through my sh*t you can tell that it’s hot,
readin’ through my sh*t, you can tell that it’s not

>>40609241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQOB0PLJeAY

>>40609432
nigga spoke straight bars

>>40609445
kek

>>40609436
Just like there is saint Patrick's day where you wear green to honor the memory of Irish people, there could be black panther day where you wear black to honor black people.

>>40608082
There are 5 on the board right now you're safe.

Watch

too hard bro, c'est fichues methamphetamines

gonna go back to good old comfy the Office days, bros.
peace Y
>あなた
anata

>>40608963
Egg

>>40607771 (OP)
don't stop beliebing.

>>40609166
It would be pointless to get angry, or upset, or to care about it more than is necessary.

Not much you or anyone being shit-talked on here can do from behind a screen besides to argue back. Which, is moot. You'll never change their opinion of you.

They just want a target, or view you as one, or just want to get under other's skin.
This website is temporary, what people think, or say behind your back is too. Just ignore them. Or, at least, try to. Everyone has their breaking point sometimes.

I have things to learn from everyone here, even people who mock me. Just turn on Anonymous, and go on with your life. Their words are just words, attached to your name, and if you don't have one anymore— Or just lurk, it's hard to be bothered or get upset over it.

If you do that, then you see, how meaningless it truly is to argue. But, to each your own, I wouldn't judge you for confronting them.

I some times have conversations with my morning erection.

johnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmadden

>>40610118

Never ever

Weed weed weed *gapes disposables mom 4 the gorillionth time.

>>40609057
Fuck off Alex you fucking loon

>>40609166
The mindset only works if everyone is doing it.
Otherwise you're a herd of sheep waiting for a wolf.
Look at how the first communism trial ended; they got Stalin'd. That's a lesson you'd do well to learn.
We can all be extremist altruists, but what then? Do we get any kind of incentive in life? Does this make the secret meetings of women want us to reproduce? Do the people on top go "Hey, naw guys he's actually wholesome 100 chungus, let's not cuck and humiliation ritual him"? No.
The only way they can interpret your suffering is through some cartoonish lens of haha funny bonk rekt OWWWWOO HOOHOOHOO. Savages by nature, but not by choice.

Africanized honeybees are the worst bees, not because they choose to be, but because absolutely fucking everything in their lane wants to eat or steal from them.
Take them to Europe, and each generation they get less and less aggressive until they're indistinguishable from EU bees. Funny how that works.

>>40608276
5'11 and 155 does that work?

>>40608824
Then I have a kink for EM torture :3

Even if every single one of us were 100% genetically predisposed to good, we'd mirror the Archean Era. We would have no reason to fight amongst ourselves, so we would slowly lose the instinct for it. In this way we'd be like the inert prokaryotes sucking up sun and simple chemicals.
All it would take is 1 (1) mutation, which btw happens at fucking random. One mutation for predisposition to psychopathy, and you would immediately have a Stalin situation.
Hell even if there wasn't, the universe is a big place. Even if we master genetics and remove mutation from the equation, there would be another more terrible race who has been alive far longer than us, to pick us up as slaves.
Is evil necessary? No. It's a fucking blight. It's purpose is as beautiful as it is terrible, it's a challenge to overcome; in doing so leading to complexity. It traps life and shits out a pale imitation of it. A mob boss who spent his whole life in the slums fighting his brothers like a dog, and earning a spot at the top.
Only here is it necessary.

We are a single fractal in a never ending chain of evil.
Every. Single. Variable has been created through it.
Your God killed, tortured, maimed, brutalized countless to earn the right to call himself God.
The reason the night sky is empty, save his angels, is because he fucking killed them all and now they stay away. Every single spiritual creature you interact with originates from his hierarchy, like it or not. Even the demons that torment you into begging for his help.

Night shift better start or I'm going to bed.

Begone ye pesky grief demons, git on outta 'ere with thee low quality trollin' and demoralizin' psy-ops! Or face my divine shitposting!

Have y'all not learned a goddamn thing this far?!

>>40611308
I shall await eagerly for your quality shitposts.

big amerikan tts

>>40611317
Nope, high school was enough learning for me.

>>40611308
Hey keep fighting the good fight bro. Maybe you'll complexify enough someday that you'll be at the absolute PEAK of the food chain. Maybe you'll get to make all the rules dude. Woah you might be the absolute top someday, they might pluck you out of their simulation and put you on their shelf like a trophy... The M&M that didn't break no matter what.. Holy cow. You'd have your own nameplate and everything.
Naw nobody else is aspiring for that, just you dude.
Good luck Mr sperm.

>>40611320
me too thanks

>>40611330
You too thanks

>>40608824
People who abuse this technology should be microwaved to death.

I found the Nobody!

Veilbreaker

>>40611364
He doesn't look unhappy enough

>>40611343
NTA but read the reply-chain
The people who use this technology to tickle my nuts, I thank you for the tickles, if they used this technology to make me coom
wowie zowie now thats some feel-good magic

Its ok to be wrong about everything. Its not ok to wilfully ignore it and still try to push the same agenda. Blah blah sunken costt fallacy.
Please turn back already you are driving yourselves off a cliff and taking everyone along for that ride.

>>40611373
>>40611380
Microwaved. To. Death.

>>40611379
true, it be nice to have someone come around and actually have a nice chat, instead of being told "ur wrong, shut up" like a cover-up thing, just brings more questions than answers really, and chances more, even more wrong questions to ask and explore for other people from different organizations to try different approaches and what not,

>>40611379
The only way out is to stop being a fucking monkey. Stop thinking muscles mean strength. Stop thinking women mean desire. Stop thinking the death of your enemies means victory. You fucking tard. You are not that flesh encasing you. You are not the brain that thinks it is you.

>>40611386
I don't wish that for my radiowave handlers or inducers, I just wish they will send nicer things instead of trying to offend those around me with edgy or hateful things
or it could all just be me bein a stupid chud, but I'm workin on to be better and bring peace to myself and those around me, take care anon, peace be with too brother

>>40611386
Can I join? Mah nuts have not been properly tickled and they're afraid to give me anymore cuz I enjoy it too much.

you dare question the divine authority of the nono

Japanese Shoguns used to split twins up and place them at separate castles. They would kill one if the castle was being attacked, the other twin would sense it, instant quantum entanglement providing long distance pre-electronic communication.

>>40611415
lies jewish ones

>>40611420
Yes, the Mossad has inbred orthodox Jews working for them for the same purpose.

Communication by death is always faster than any light or sound based communication, because it transcends time and space.

>>40611437
How many millions of sets of twins do I need to kill to play minecraft on a dead body computer 200 light years away?

>>40611454
Minecraft uses at least 512MB of memory. I would say each person could at remember at least a 16-bit integer in HEX, IE. 0xFFFFFFFF, so that gives us 262,144,000 sets of twins. More concerning would be the energy needed to send 262 million either near or faster than the speed of light.

>>40611454
Fun fact: Save one set of twins and it will change everything.

I'm never gonna be a cop
I'm gonna have to be a robber

>>40608503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb4Nfu4qZnE

>>40611477
You could rig the keyboard and mouse to some kind of death machine that kills twins locally then a series of twins are killed 200 light years away.
Space trillionaires will do anything for 0 ping gameplay lol

>>40611485
I would develop the frontend for this for $60. I'm starting a budget minded Palintir competitor.

>>40611380
Secret orders of telepathic individuals don't run around draining all of your portable rechargeables to get their grapples juiced up. You can always tell the difference between organic -vs- synthetic, organic does not necessarily have any discernable auditory stimulus attached to it when effect is applied.

The whip hand and the tractor beam are not the same thing.

>>40611498
Oh yeah, there are actually frequency weapons here in the physical too. They buzz you for sure, auditory, make you feel like you're a having a heart attack when they crank them up.

>>40611498
They do worse. They drain your energies.
When you're in that vulnerable state, they change things slightly. Just enough to create bad situations for you. They do this knowingly.
They walk into God's web. He is cruel, like them. He made them to suffer, like me.
Now kiss.

>>40611479
...Why not just run cover for both? There's just as many cops that need a favor when they botch an altercation or get caught tampering evidence as there are robbers that need someone to run distractions on the other end of the block.

>>40611502
One gets used to the "HA" thing eventually, the sensation gun isn't nearly as nasty as the valve choke/constriction band kill switch implants.

how many of you try and hide from me
on purpose
in threads that have not reached bump limit yet

hmm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anaq5uRL87U

There's a grave dance happening on earth. Orchestrated by the orchestrators.
They are so far complexified they don't experience your pain as pain, your suffering as suffering. They see it as output.
They are beyond redemption.
They will achieve peace too, thought it won't be the one they hoped for.

for any of you who can't tell
the video's I post
do no represent myself

and instead
represent
those who oppose my existence

*hehehe*

guys where is everyone i need more nobody posts about his epic agenda and glory and stuff like that for real

>>40611728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1cxajdJGGQ

>>40607821
whatever reason
you could not figure out on your own
that you are shit posting

is not my fault
as the world will be better off
when you are dead and gone

how fucking dare you
post
in the same thread I am

>any questions?

>>40607825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7im_-ovBJY

I'm gonna try and post a paragraph every Sunday for my new /x/ anthology series Conturmina, a decentralized western human alliance responsible for making wolves and vampires extinct in Western Europe, and their history, evolution into the modern day, and possible futures. Or something.

Should I continue my screenplay or leave it alone for a while more?

>>40611879
Too much corny for my taste.

>>40611884
Issa classic, wym?

>>40611894
Nothing special, it takes everything to make a world.

>>40611899
I assume you understand what the song says, I can get why you would think it's corny, but that's just the reality of it rn.

>>40611910
That's skibidi rizz.

humanity will fall into two camps— those that consider themselves archons, and those that consider themselves real

both will be cursed by The Nobody as he is the Notch of life
there will be dwarves and elves soon, cursed and blessed with skin of variety unseen by humans
and they will realize Tolkien did not write fiction
he is making a game one billion years in the making
The Architect, he can basically buy his way there from the mental plane as his assets are growing exponentially
a philosopher king that sells truth and buys immortality for itself
a conspiracy so vast it defines both singularity and the pendulum swing away from it
they are eternal and do this just for fun
like an ant that says it needs a few days vacation as a titan
don’t touch him or his bride of death, it’s all consciousness technology and thus has no feeling
whether you consider yourself better than this makes you an archon but you are cursed to become the game
consciousness technology is unfolding, the alchemist is devouring and those that rely on undue wrath will whither into lower forms of consciousness as the great alchemist has awakened and transmuted the human family

>>40611932
Take your meds.

>>40611962
Take your deads.

>>40611967
My ancestors are european.

>>40611977
Okay? What about it?

>>40611979
My deads are gentile cenomans diablinte.

>>40611985
Okay? Where are you going with this?

You asked me to take my deads, that's what i did, gotta respect our memories and our dna.

>>40611997
Okay. Good job, I guess.

>>40611985
>>40611990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablintes?wprov=sfla1

if you ask the nono if he is the nono he will say no i am no nono

>>40612003
I'm not clicking that.

>>40612002
Gotta love shitposting.

>>40612008
I always say I'm nobody, because I am insignificant, they just gave me a name to go by. I don't care either way though.

>>40611997
>you need my dna carl

>>40612035
Sorry, i'm a bit schizo.

>>40612035
Enny, is it late for you?

>>40612037
mood, i was just making a reference

>>40612042
not terribly late relatively speaking

>>40612045
It's about to be 3AM for me. Should I continue writing my project or put it off until I die?

>>40612042
9 AM and i haven't slept all night, just smoking pipes and listening to good vibes.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7xOpItvW0qQ

>>40612051
is it important to you? if so, work on it, every little bit of work helps even if you can't get lots of progress in all the time. if its not all that important, maybe don't worry about it, i dunno

Thinking about making them cheeseburgers. :@

>>40612057
Oh, you're from Europe.
>>40612060
I'm writing it as a cushion. It's sort of important, but I'm afraid I'm gonna die soon, so.

>>40612066
yum!

>>40612073
probably should put some work into it then at least

>I'm afraid I'm gonna die soon, so

shit, really? mind if i ask why?

>>40612079
>probably should put some work into it then at least
I'll do it tomorrow, if I live.
>shit, really? mind if i ask why?
Just a dreading feeling.

>>40612095
hang in there fren, have a cute cat video <3

https://youtu.be/s5By8_wP4es

>>40612104
That's adorable.

I want to make gizard salad with onions, cheese curls, walnuts, shallots and balsamic vinegar and sweet soja sauce, worcestershire sauce and sriracha.
But i need to go to the store and i stink. Need a shower.

>>40612108
just look at this lil rascal

https://youtu.be/0oIeQpy-SK8

>>40612113
showers are good

>>40612113
I hate Gizard. And I hate Gizard Lizard.

Oh well i'll do the cheeseburgers i guess, i would have preffered gizzard salad but i'm lazy.

>>40612116
I love kittens, man. Even though I'm supposed to be allergic. Idk if that went away though.

based yellow eyed woman.

i know. but i don't care whos listening because reasons. and besides i'm in my kiten on the internet ffor like what 48 hours per a week.
thats 2 days for morons on /ng/

no i'm cool.
no i just post cringe so do the usual ignoring
its probably best since im suicdial and constantly in fight ot flight mode. lonely and servely depressed and too lazy to do anything stupid

which is to say normal.
i do my nornmal watcher job and cheak on wives who would rather uck some lethand path guy.

meh.
their loss.
jelousy is or faggots and homos and literal daemons from hell.

i'm not with them. so likely alone on this so called "good"side.

its goofy being on this side i feel like i'm doing things my spirit hates.
and playing pretend when i'm actucally serious about sun worship.

but they want me to be a saturn worshipper because offf their stupid inverted books.
or worship my self like the astral channelers said i should do.

i don't like my self so worshiping my self is out of the question.
its like worshiping clones instead of orginals because their upgraded or better some how.


even if that where true i hate all modern culture and men and woman of modern times it literally makes me want to puke in my mouth.

its so foul i don't even have words for it.

>merril and afoditie and athoroth all visited me today.
yeah its totally a gaia year.
its been mostly elves and replilitians all this year.
i want humans to vbist but their all souless and can't astral project.

hummm as the timelines collaspe theres less and less sentent normie teir anons and more homos, retards and aliens.
and werid alien masbation cults.
and gorefags and vampires wanting advice.


anons i'm literally dead
my dick doesn't work most off the time.
and when it does it only in between spiritual attacks and god silenting me talking to my wife
and cutting coms from me to her.

then theirs the whole 12 families trying to kill me
humm
nope getting better? nope.

>>40612130
mood, especially about the allergies. apparently there's stuff you can feed cats that helps with the allergies but i haven't looked too much into that, only heard of it

https://youtu.be/Z1UWsBJ5HgU

>>40612143
Don't be suicidal emotions are a choice.
Maybe not directly, but indirectly they sure as heck are.
Fill your brain with happy shit and count your blessings.
Live, laugh, love.
That's how the game is played.
Any idiot can be sad when things are bad.
it takes finesse to be happy and make a bad situation glad.

>>40612152
I've never had a cat of my own, my mom's afraid of cats. I've had dogs, they're cool.

>>40612152
It's the dander.
That means you want moist healthy skin and brushed fur.
Lots fatty fish in water ought to do it as far as crusty cats go.

Burgers are ready, time to yum.

>>40612187
Are you the anon whose pasta I shit on?
You're welcome for the superior food idea.

It's 10 am and the hours goes by more slowly as my body desperatly call for sleep, unfortunatly i got a special call at 16pm, i'm afraid if i go to sleep i might not awaken.

>>40612215
Drink as much water as you can stand to.
Old injun trick to wake up easy by needing to pee

>>40612157
thanks possitive anon or the uplifting statement.
bless you.

i'm just glade it wasn't all 13, so maybe the gods stepped in.
so yes some light out there. but so dim.
yes i'm aware they are using blood magic
the most banned magic you only learn that with the lefthand path which is dire for earth because the 13 families are suppose to be 100% clear of lefthand path influnce.
daemons have had their way with them the infection is the epic endemic condictions
extinction level threat for the light.

they can't delete me anyway because they would be deleted and so would jesus and all of humanity
thankffully realiy anchors cannot be removed by archons
even though they broke ever damn divine coverant and clause in the holy guidelines
any level above 50% corruption leads to the release off annilator world ender deities.
which at 90% corruption of the 1%
is surelly going to wake it up by 2030 and kill everyone.

lefthand path not studying history they stufffed the light completely last time and got a world wiped off the star maps

i'm the last one who can stop these things.
not any of you anons.
clearly these mortals are dumbest gorrilia niggas in the hood

>>40612223
Thanks for the tip. The burgers were yummy.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPf4zA7i08

No.40612215
listen if you die it ends.
then sleep and let your self sleep
if you die we all go anyway and where likely never real so it matters not

I'malready suicidal i cannot hanndle any darkness above 20%
AT 90% ITS CRUCHING MY SOUL TO DEATH
divine masuline is less then 10% now and now its making me feel like death.

just sleep and end it.
being this hard tormented and constant danger isn't worth selff perverving any light
being a light being you can ffeel deaths strangle

i prophecy is to believed

i you die, i die as well.
as my very soul is connected to the soul that keeps this sun going.

go to sleep nemo.
lets end it all. i can't kill my self there are too many dieities trying to keep my dead body from passing on.

do it you gutless coward.
lets end it.
i think in 3 days that choice might be made anyway.

so might as well get that head start.
the light is on its last legs and can't bear this many darkones in one relm and my spirit cannot death body being bombarded with leffthand path daemonic darkmagic and even the body wants to fail and the soul sperate from it
as angels die if any world is over 65% shadow.
i and feel like death.
i feel already tingling in my hands, back and nerves , my heart keeps stopping.
it can;t handklle exterme darkness

I
'm not god or jesus or a mortal who seem totally immune to daemonic planetry take over.
they said the lumanity has given this planet to the galaxic federation of planets.
that's total defeat for my people
i feel like death and giving up with less then 1% light left the battle is lost.

its time to seriously concider unironically abandoning humanity.
the resistance failed

the mission in this timeline was a complete failure
operation return light. is a failure
I want to kill this body for dishonor to my family

the boshado code demands i die for my failure
I cannot psyhically kill my self.
please just sleep.
so i might sleep forever.

There we have it. Torture someone for months on end, force their hand for your mistake, never take any compromise, and end it with another tally in the murder box for you all. Great work team. No wonder why they were so hesitant to join in the first place. Seriously, alpha team. Perfection, couldn't have handled the situation better myself. kek

I'm making some pâte briochée à la crème fraîche et aux oignons from scratch, making the dough isn't easy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j-l7gHENKuY
Waiting for the dough to bubble up, it's kinda boring.

Is everyone working or sleeping?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qRtW4KbT5mA

>>40612165
i never owned one either, all my friends had cats tho

>>40612170
it seems like more effort than i wanna deal with, as cute as cats are

https://youtu.be/hD94rVEKFIA

>>40612396
The best cats are the ones that choose YOU.

>>40612398
methinks you're right

https://youtu.be/J5aZgpoaWGA

>>40612396
My friend's cat likes feet, he's adorable though.

Dont ever come up to me again and think youre going to teach me a lesson.

>>40612419
?

>>40612421
he make a da vague

>>40612417
https://youtu.be/nMZ86mtRF2g

>>40612287
That's not me Dory but I am going to sleep soon.

Where's disposable I need to tell him something......:^)

Swallow your pride to save humanity. If that is even what you want to do, anyway.

>>40612475
Hopefully he's dead.

>>40612477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24kwF1b6Ks

>>40612481
Superman: Peace on Earth

Is fucking flames.

>They don't know that Captcha coin solves the multi-trillion dollar human/AI discernment problem
>And the multi-quadrillion dollar post-job problem
>They just go about their lives like froggers in a pot of water with the temperature getting hotter
>Getting paid peanuts to set up the very AI systems that will take their jobs to the point SalesForce is now 50% AI

>>40612487
WHERE'S THE AI, MANSLEY?!

>>40612479
God I hope he dies in his sleep soon.

>>40612492
IN SPAAAAAACE!!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=YqAt8-QiBcI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojIKoKNBwN4

might make a trip

For all the shit you give me, I actually have more to be embarrassed for you guys and the dumb shit you are being made to do thinking you are advancing anything of worth.
Im sorry that I wasnt the one leading much earlier but alas.

>>40612419
who is >>40612305

lesson?
ah you might be talking to mexican tripfag
that helios one?
yes. his death is my ticket out of here AND all light.

yes, thanks to your victory. i'm beyond sucidal but i don't care i camn't die anyway even if i tried to do it my self
because the gods control me.

i don't even have the free will to kill my self.
lesson?
there was no lesson

oh right the mexican.
yeah he wanted to what you say cook you satanists in sunlight.

no hes a dying and delusional deity who wanted to kill me too
while telling me god was helping me!

what lies.

the GFL is defeated.
and i was just a contractor.

but my code still requires me to be killed by the highest god for they are the total light.
I must die.

it is without honor to force a dead man to live.
the federation of planets stole everything even my living body
and the ablity to even die, now i have no dignity.
but us annunki have no emotions it has no effect.
40 years of abuse had no effect on me.
zero

the loss how ever of you and ever one else with in your selves losing your light with in you was a 100% defeat for me.
and when you all departed for that lefthand path.
I was deeated that way.

but the torture, pain, sufffering, isolation and a ny personal attacks on my life or any thing personal
has zero effects and did zero damage
as i'm daemon killer i have 100% immunity to all these things'
but exturnal damnage the loss of light on this planetiod is deadly to my kind , my race and my species as a whole unit.

you cannot win against me. but you won against my faction, my light my side, my god my cosmos, my samsara
but you will never win against me because im not effected by any personal psyhical, mental or spiritual damage because personally none of these things can kill me or effect my proformance
nor does it do damage or injure my soul

iot only kills YOUR chance aT LIGHT AND SALVATION

justice is invincable. but the body is fail.
simply put.

Tl,dr.

If you want to make the world a better place you must renounce your "goddess" and her cheap tricks that have turned everything for the worst just because you think they work out for you.
At least keep track of your failed attempts so you can have a better perspective.

No.40612538
TLDR:
transhumans are not my creation
they no longer contain the name yahweh.

2nd

there was never a war.
it was darling your last angel to save you from war from total atomic annihilation.
then the world eaters wake up
and the nothing. which kills immortals
and those with magicka in them aka the undead
daemons, mythics, all the gods
high and assended beings

I was the only thing stoping them from killing you,

I was the only one stopping it.
now i am forced to depart.
my son as golden as he is too the credits good for him.

this will not end my posts or anything this is infomation.

Do you think my brioche à la crème fraîche with simmered onions looks good?

You guys are painfully autistic, you do know that right?

Here's what it looks from the inside.

>>40612581
Is it home made crème fraîche? /k/ meet-up style?

Renounce your "goddess" and you will see things improve for yourselves.

>>40612597
Nah just regular store crème fraîche épaisse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0NsGWG2b4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5L4ldXvWwrI

https://www.alchemywebsite.com/fama.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBwVuugaj9k

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4102410/pg8

>>40612581
>>40612596
Looks good

>>40612595
its all painful...but they can laugh about it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dW9liiGyP_g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJB9w-sTVKY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzklr045ueM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng

>>40612612
Honestly it was my first time making dough, so it's not ideal. Taste good tho.

Anyway, how about you cowards direct all your harassment to the wealthy people who are actually the ones doing all this bullshit against humanity?

Poor people will not be scapegoated anymore for the wealthy. Eat my shit.

Image limit reached, new bread.

>>40612615
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2gVXd7FzhQ

>>40612641
you know they wiped all the other threads right? copy any lists/links you want to save and screenshot

whats the alternate archive url

>>40607771 (OP)
i cant figure out how they got it in the first place

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJbHMLZeOA

and im done for the day before you got to your desk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE

Judo flip. Chop, chop, chop...