Thread 40616399

Greetings Traveller,

The flicker I g glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/0JqZYsvIN7k
https://youtu.be/svM7eGIuy8k

This time for sure.

Taylor Swift. TS.
Tunnel Snakes. TS.

Holy shit..........

>>40616402
今回。。。。

>>40616399 (OP)
Buy XRP

the nono is watching always

>>40616411
Are we going to have another rave and get sissy hypno'd into being Tunnel Snakes?
I'm down.

https://youtu.be/S0ximxe4XtU

>>40616411
https://youtu.be/vdVEXa-rTss

WoS: Woman of Stars
ToS: Tunnels of Snakes

Don't make me choose.

>>40616437
woman of sneks

>>40616399 (OP)
Idk what these threads are but they have good memes usually

>>40616445
Woman of Sneks
Tunnels of Swift
*smug horny face*

>>40616434
That’s a dude

>>40616399 (OP)
The OPs just keep getting faggier

>>40616457
sfw /b/ plus we try to figure out who the Nobody is, who's trans and Chinese btw.

Literally the perfect thread, every time.

>>40616399 (OP)
This is now a Love and deepspace thread.

Which boy would you Masonic devil worshipping trans glowie faggots wanna bone?

WoS still doesn't like gays.
>But goth mommy, I'm saving myself for marriage!

>>40616468
I’m partial to Sylus and Caleb but I know you know that by now.

I know what you are doing


You could never do what you want to do.

If your daddy can’t what makes you think you can?


Jew obliterater Caleb pic not related

>>40616463
Who are you

>>40616411
>>40616402
:)
https://youtu.be/6Z2YbFfUpMc

https://youtu.be/PZ561PAYZ_g

https://youtu.be/YROhx_Y3IKE

https://youtu.be/_mwL6R-Z1e4
Clap your hands everybody
You’ve got what it takes
I’m Timberland and I want you to know
That these are the breaks
https://youtu.be/3g4J9dsGW4Y

https://youtu.be/4K4BSn3-A6I

>>40616468
They're all asian so they can all pass as women.
Which one is the shortest and lightest while also being legal to bone in the butt?
That one.

>>40616476
I think you all would love Xav. He’s the perfect little andro mix for you but just a tinge more masculine than you lot would prefer most likely.

>>40616481
Here is a cute guy

All these wide ass burly shoulders.
These are no androgynous asian men.
Let me show you how it's done.

https://youtu.be/z0pn0M1VIYI

>>40616478
https://youtu.be/SpSMoBp8awM

https://youtu.be/U8xKyzd2PT0

https://youtu.be/hTgnDLWeeaM

>>40616482
What boy do you think ya girl tay would like?

>>40616437
I'd snake her tunnel ya know what im saying

the nono can see you

>>40616499
nuh uh

>>40616499
What if this guy was the Nobody this whole time.
That'd be a plot twist, right?
I think it's true.

>>40616492
Goy Jay

Cute robo bitch

>>40616491
Zayne is very masculine

>>40616494
Why don't you ask her.

Who says we can't get along?

If me and this band were cell mates in Federal Prison, I wouldn't violate them by force.
But I would violate them, eventually.

https://youtu.be/uwnbOf84gL8

>>40616516
These guys are not activating my inner predator.

New judgment

Who dis


These soz berries tastes like sorries


#eternalglowneighbors

CoS

Chan of Sarcasm

Welp.

:S

>>40616535
Is that meant to be Sodomy Town?
Then that dude would be a pillar of salt.
I don't like it.
*crosses arms*

https://youtu.be/FK3BJXIJerI

>>40616492
>>40616512
A single strand of spiders weave
Just dancing in the sun
Please don’t turn around and leave
You are my only one
https://youtu.be/8qX02AW48bM

https://youtu.be/m2aiuRDJsck

https://youtu.be/45cYwDMibGo

https://youtu.be/UvfNmXbVHi4

>Option 1: Get a job
>Option 2: Start a clan with Dingus and make 2 Bil GP in 3 months
Wut do?

It’s almost caturday! Or do you bloques not know the lore?

Did you get it out of your system?
I don't take it personally, but I will not be a character in your sexual fantasyland.

c'mon dudes let's bet is she sends message.
I say yes! :)

>>40616548
2, working is gay.
Just convince Taylor Swift you're the Nobody and secretly move in with her.

>>40616543
https://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogU

https://youtu.be/-goLUhTBtrw

https://youtu.be/Hr2Bc5qMhE4

https://youtu.be/E_ciQGxoClA

https://youtu.be/n8geYMCdDQ4
Baby I’ve got a plan
https://youtu.be/Bm5iA4Zupek

>>40616555
That's not Scripture any more.

commemorating the start of a new zone with the obligatory
>eat shit eris

https://youtu.be/OyHwwxME1eg

https://youtu.be/vBetWEny3pQ?si=4LN7m-8J_cD7Ncux

#futuregirlthing

Inky binky bonky

#insertattentionhere

You could've been an adult about this.

Zane disapproves of your contrived, Millhoused glowie shenanigans. Please cease at once or suffer punishment.

Did someone say snakes?

>>40616567
God made it wolf because he knew I would be shitposting as an angel wolf just before realizing my part in the Book of Revelation.
He's sneaky like that.

https://youtu.be/GxWiRU1wrPo

>>40616567
spreading Love to the stars & Her planets with our perspective, how dare we dream

the ants insist

#sidewalkcleanupcrew

>>40616578

Still am

>>40616411
she sucks now.

>>40616578
There are 5 beautiful adults to choose from. Please select one or shut up Moishe/Sandeep

animals can learn too-uh

>>40616565
https://youtu.be/J635mqk769k

https://youtu.be/g3N0uiN5Qik

https://youtu.be/PbgKEjNBHqM

https://youtu.be/dtp3kgrswPo

https://youtu.be/uJ_1HMAGb4k

>>40616565
That’s scary.


Please soften up your look a bit

>>40616591
I honestly don't find any of your husbandos attractive, even as traps.
Pitiful offering.

>>40616589
I'd suggest therapy. It's really help me sort through my thoughts safely and live on [REDACTED]

>>40616603
This character looks like a bottom.

Sorry about your guys next season btw

I'm more important than songs and balls

I'm glad your therapists help

Humans are a blessing......~

wear your jockstrap to thanksgiving

#cheers

You dont mess with the blue wall taylor

Just to be clear guys, while I am the most intelligent, powerful, wealthy, etc human being of all time.
I'm also the most humble.
And that's even more important.

https://youtu.be/sxCGXF-mPww

>>40616615
It does! I trust my therapist to just listen without judgement and offers suggestions when I need them.
My life is better for it.

>>40616627
Lovely bait anon!

More important matters at hand

I saved my best one for you guys

>>40616604
Let’s see a pic of you?


Do you look better? Claws? Tail? Horns? And mog?

Then SHADDAP

How embarrassing, I am strong? Lol.

>>40616632
<3
How can you see that as bait? It's just the truth.
Humility is the most important of my many perfect qualities.
Gotta be approachable and respectful to all my frens whomst I love.

>>40616600
https://youtu.be/Jo9t5XK0FhA

https://youtu.be/xorWgC8vf3I

https://youtu.be/lpG7vEOlbIc

https://youtu.be/LclHp7zppQY

https://youtu.be/qW8_cy4GJTM

>>40616639
Monkey with a machine gun (way too much time)

>>40616607
He’s a top with style.

>>40616646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GasIaj6iNOU
Bunny

>>40616648
Nah, def a bottom.
At most a switch hitter.

>>40616647
yes, how dare the monkey acquire wisdom with time!!!!!!

>>40616657
You know too much per your worthless form

>>40616426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMH722iQI_I

>>40616657
The quadrupeds get spooked when you start walking upright.

https://youtu.be/NOGEyBeoBGM

https://youtu.be/AcDYTcTXtI8?si=RwH2MOlaSv-LFpOX


#oopsies

thanks for you, I want each state to have one and ill continue with them for the churches and people who are willing to help

Top Notch

>>40616640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ
ur fun <3

>>40616661
You know too much per your worthless form
\\\


u do not know me, u think u do, but u do not~

>>40616581
You've no role soever.

>>40616669
You're not that complicated, I could easily fix you and you know it, that's why you go crazy

>>40616679
my 'crazy' is logic to ur species

>>40616668
Understandable, after all, it's not every day you meet the best person that ever was.
Absolutely no frame of reference for it, so it's normal to be surprised that it it's me.
I forgive you and love you.
Don't even worry about it.

>>40616677
I've decided to keep my role secret as I've already announced it and proven it many many times and the whole thing has become boring to me.
I'll give you a clue though, as I am also exceedingly generous.

https://youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U

>>40616690
You're irrelevant

how is it going

>>40616646
https://youtu.be/K1F6zXmOFdA

https://youtu.be/jCjUZFI6gLs

https://youtu.be/Hc16Y9fiCvQ

https://youtu.be/vmS5xBhBKXQ

>>40616686
I don't even care what you think at this point, what I wanted to extract from you I already have

Your drink is too close to the edge

>>40616697
You're so cute when you're uninformed <3.
Anyway, I've already won too many times to count, I will let you believe you won just this once.

https://youtu.be/XvziPPpryv0

>>40616709
Kys sunfag

do you guys have anything to say to me

>>40616699
Perfect, as usual.
How are you broheim?

>>40616715
Take a shower

>>40616708
nuh uh

>>40616715
My message is the entirety of this song and I mean it.

https://youtu.be/e0z7PyuipBA

>>40616572
have you heard? ive got okages name, the head demon of 4chan. Demon of creating a space where you can be more free and be more openly yourself..... that definitely adds up

>>40616707
>what I wanted to extract from you

ive been doing this since b4 u even recorded 'Time'


hope u dont mind mirrors or fakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OnLKJ9TjI

>>40616554
You can’t just have amazing sleep for years and then not fantasize about sleepland

>>40616720
whats your demon name

>>40616717
panicking

>>40616726
your a demon letting me know they want to possess me just like with everyone, which for the sake of being personal will say "ESPECIALLY you" or something****

>>40616739
Yeah, I figured you'd say something stupid like that.
You're suffering from delusions or trolling.
Either way, when you're tired of being retarded, I'll probably be around.
Until then, I'm putting you on time out with the other reprobates.

>>40616731
>ive been doing this since b4 u even recorded 'Time'
So what? I already know you're entitled

>>40616662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5EN6x_q6M

>>40616728
>>40616739
you are an insufferable shitter and i'm done treating you with any shred of respect
go die in a hole or something

https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28

>>40616572
im glad my presence is embedded in your psyche, hopefully ill only become more pervasive


whats wildfires demon name

>>40616399 (OP) Check
https://youtu.be/kijpcUv-b8M?feature=shared

>>40616751
entitled?
^x^

>>40616753
ahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and, whats wildfires demon name magiki

He is just like Goku and Dr.Who

>>40616759
Yea sure why not, but I'm an anarchist so for me you are a piece of used up garbage

>>40616434
9 Year Old Taylor.

>>40616764
Who? Soulja Boy?
Yes, yes he is.

https://youtu.be/7b0oQkjup4Q

whats wildfires demon name

>>40616764
He's more like Saitama than those 2. Notice that Nobody is running Bitcoin?

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

>>40616766
How nice of you to project onto to me. Oh Humanity, how you must hate me~

Dear lil' Daddy s' it seems Humanity wants to end itself?
Or is that the 'C.I.A?!'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKUPysxr1E8

>>40616776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCYNH1EJTg

Are you an angel or a demon

>>40616786
whats wildfires demon name

>>40616786
Ligma

Are you an Human, or a robot?

>>40616786
why do they have to ask?

We are all Endless here.

>>40616793
Yes, definitely human. That's me.

>>40616739
why would i tell the whole website?

I am immune to propaganda.

>>40616799
whats your demon name, thats a command

>>40616786
If you scromble the letters from angel and demon together you get
EGO ELD MAN

I am man.

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?t=153

>>40616781
If you want anything from me better be nice

>>40616801
>5
>5 dollar
>5 dollar footlong

>>40616802
that's a question, not a command.

No angels and no demons here. We destroyed them all. Both sides. It's just the endless now.

That's what happens when you Endgame Skibbidy toilet on Hell Mode. That shit was too real for my comfort yo. Then the game Vinicius came to life too. Freakshow. I'm not enough of a butcher for that level stupidity.

>>40616802
Moshe ben Shillinsteinberg

>>40616796
^x^
I enjoy beauty, brother.

>>40616808
tell me your demon name, give it to me

I think the Nobody project is a failure. Completely devolved into AI slopping. The threshold is passed. The scam is over, the demographic was never that large and is now dwindling with AIs and chatbots

>>40616817
As planned

>>40616708
https://youtu.be/W-tzs47o33A

>>40616814
When are we getting another season of that, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ErmhAuGpE8

>>40616814
wildfires demon name, give it

>>40616817
yes indeed, no humans here, no humans on /x/, none slowly on the other boards too. You're running out of food to eat

https://youtu.be/QspjKVTMlL8
https://youtu.be/ub3EI4xw48c
https://youtu.be/riSss27HKBg
https://youtu.be/Tbpb9-Iz0G4

Oh noo I offended my federally funded potential girlfriend

I told you I'm never forming a relationship with another human being again

I'm not falling for anymore bullshit
Going full Patrick Starr mode
Gonna starve the whole simulation
Theres already a kitten outside my house meowing
I told the thing the same thing

>>40616807
They're probably 10 dollars now in this economy.

>>40616805
Wait...my schizophrenia is bothering me because that's not true.

angeldemon that has two n's.

ego eld man...where the fuck does the second n go?

Man Gone Eld?
I like that one.

>>40616821
give it

>>40616834
Probably closer to 15 and made by someone who doesn't know it's possible to wash hands.

>>40616824
>planned
sure thing skitzo. A shitcord grooming project with nobody to groom...
>>40616828
Retard, cull yourself

she had weird make up, short red curly hair,petite
and am just like

Uh la luuu
uh la la laaaa
and let
life surpirse you
uh la laa uh la li la luuu

>>40616836
>yfw I won't give my demon name even if I knew what you were talking about

>>40616828
wrong nice try im still here

>>40616817
this was a project? interesting

whats wildfires demon name, say it in the thread

>>40616838
Nobody left to groom :)

>>40616837
Don't discount the extra seasoning.

>>40616821
With the precious blood of Jesus I command you foul spirit what is your demon name In Jesus's holy name I pray for 1 million angels to attack you until you flee this board forever or give us your demon name

>>40616832
>Going full Patrick Starr mode
https://youtu.be/DtL_giO-EB8
hell yeah
idk bout the other shit, but peace be with u bro

>>40616842
duh - same origin as all the other csam trading networks with anime and discords

>>40616854
Angels don't like you and think you're a dick.

https://youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I

whats wildfires demon name

>>40616854
Sir, excuse me. That's not how it works. First of all. You need to know who Jesus really is. Then you ask him politely to help with the demon situation. If he is so kind to do so he will. Most likely, he's no where near you. Likely, he's at the end of time getting finish with this timeline and joining God for some after Earth refreshments. Livations for enduring hell.

>>40616855
The kitten outside meowing is a reflection of the entire situation
Trying to get me to care have feelings
Put down more roots
I left some food out there and some water but that's where it's stopping

>>40616861
Excuse me Quarl. There is no demon there. You are projecting fear.

How much epeen do I get for correctly deducing that "Eris" is "satan" aka "cheezus is the anticrust" aka ">:)"

https://youtu.be/cB9JJIoAdYM

>>40616763
eat shit eris

https://youtu.be/5o4cfWsebH4

I do have another name I've used on this board. Well, many, but one more prolific than the others.

>>40616873
Eris is an enigma of a figment of v23 imagination.
https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM?feature=shared
#MYLIFEISASTAGE
#IMUSTDOTHIS

>>40616881
whats your demon name, say it in the thread

>>40616877
whats his demon name

All these people
Coming at me
Posting @ me
Trying to get me to make connections
They have been doing this shit to me my whole life
Stealing my gloves then putting gloves everywhere
Just a bunch of little kittens screeching for attention from me
Piss off

>>40616752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0cOhsRs4M

>>40616883
Or just another liar *shrug*

>>40616873
Eris is probably half the posters in here I might be eris too I don't even know.

>>40616877
the demon of heartbeat aka you, are quite large, it makes a lot of sense

>>40616817
>completely devolved into AI slopping
Yeah...but that's sort've a step in building augmented reality tools.

>>40616894
See Neo didn't take the third option
Just turning around and walking away

>>40616856
i'd believe it

>>40616865
oh dear, you're kind that you gave it support in that moment, i hope you find the right hands to take care of it and do a better job if you have the resources, in return for your kindness let me give you oversharing details of my mistakes and regrets and psychological report
keep it or don't, do whatever u want if it makes you feel better, in return i ask you to humanize yourself for others and do your best to do better if you can afford to do so for lil critters n ppl in need, if not, thats cool, peace be with u all
>inb4 i get banned for this
know that i shall laugh and love u even more janny, feddy n anon all the same, and i wish you a beautiful future (im not suicidal since ppl tend to view it this way or some wacky shit, i am merely wanting to share my bullshit from my past and hope it reaches to whoever needs to see it to get thru or boost up their current mood) god bless yall

>>40616884
seriously though, what's a demon name?

>>40616849
Scientists have discovered yet another taste to go along sweet/salty/bitter/sour/umami... It's called hepatitis A.

Not reading that sorry

>>40616903
give your demon name

>>40616801
...what about amateurpaganda?
>>40616793
Machine.
>ya know...WEEPING AND MACH-INE OF TEETH

Y'all. First person to say his name is the Nobody.

Caught in a trap I can't look back baby I hate days like this

>>40616399 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uoH6hJilc

>>40616910
Are posting directly from the police station?

>>40616910
because I love you too much baby. We can mod the weather with suspicious eyes.

>>40616399 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er_6zHkyiN4

g-guys what if i keep givin' my number wrong?):
>>40616912
>>40616912
wtf is th

>>40616715
Jesus loves you and he died for you.
>>40616739
are you panicking? no reason for that, truly.
Mathew 6:26
Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

whats wildfires demon name, say it in the thread

>>40616901
There were no complications when Michael was born
>as far as Michael can remember
Weird, you'd think they'd ask someone who was present and an adult.
Not someone who was just born that day.

>>40616915
All Hail the King Part 2.

I did terrible things that I regret to lil critters as well, never again i will go back to that as well, gon be takin the right steps to do better, whatever God has in store for me, it'll be for the Greater Good for me and everyone else

>>40616910

Let's just pretend
'Cause since we started building up these walls so high
We don't see what's going on before our eyes

https://youtu.be/Guz7WJqnkMs

>>40616664
<3

>>40616927
Michael remembers his birth, through the canal. He told me that he remembers standing at the furnace and he would not ignite till he ask God please send me below.

>>40616686
What species are u?

Once you realize all their posts are meant to psychologically impact you somehow its pretty simple to ignore all of it

>>40616930
So what. Now you're an asset for feds?

>>40616927
They went through the trouble to look into my history, whatever method they used to do that, I'm grateful that they were able to go that far, whoever they contacted, I appreciate them for giving as much information they could also remember, it also brought up new questions about my birth,

>>40616934
Oh, my mistake, I didn't realize Michael's memory went back to pre-conception.
Carry on then.

>>40616936
Yeah but one wrong step and you are back in the astral on the balcony with the broken step. Face full of dirt.

Just going to ignore everyone
I've made a game out of it
It actually took years of effort to reach this point
It's a bit of an alchemical process

>>40616492
>>40616543
>>40616565
https://youtu.be/DelhLppPSxY

>>40616940
He was born twice as for what he had told me. He said he remembered dying and going to the nursery and there he was playing with all the other children of God. Satan was the wet nurse, gave suckle. Teet on Satan the goat tasted like moldy cheese. It smelled like goat testicles. I hate Goats to this very day he would tell me.

>>40616934
I remember some crazy dreams that I can't really explain, but I struggle with the idea that is it possible to dream or see concepts of things before birth? Like I remember a dream of a line of men and what I only can connect would be my mom on a table? it was weird, I started off as the 3rd or 4th guy in the line up, shit was fuckin wack, when i got to my mom I was warped into the hole and boom, 2001 space odyssey shit and my birth, I don't really think it's much but goin by timeline of dreams that i remember or can remember, its one of the very first

>>40616947
REVEAL YOUR NAME, DEMOM OF HOMOSEXUALITY!

>>40616947
Wildfire is code name for Teen Titans and suggests this hot milf is mommy to a few brats about 9.

>>40616947
whats your demon name, give it

>>40616884
>>40616895
you will not spend a single day without that paranoia and anxiety
your suffering has been brought upon yourself. each moment you breathe, each moment you live, you shall suffer. you can do nothing to get the information you seek, you will get nothing from me, nothing from anybody else

every desperate post you make with your faux bravado, every shitty assumption and insult, every disrespectful action against your fellow posters and the very spirits themselves, brings all of this upon you. you shall wallow and rot and cry, and the void shall feed upon you

https://youtu.be/tWuIzPayARw

>>40616948
Well that explains the psychological issues.
He's been smelling goat testicles.
Hell of a drug

>>40616947
Unclean spirit reveal yourself or suffer my silver rod

>>40616948
who u bubs, its whateva if u dont wanna tell me, and u clearly know all of me, thanks for stickin around for all these years, peace be with u

I'll probably binge this ching chong bing bong show later

*Hits bowl* *pats on soul*

You don't have the authority to command a demon to reveal its name
That authority can only be given by the Catholic Church
It's an actual legal process
You guys have no idea how advanced the Jesuits really are
They run circles around occultists

>>40616930
Skip the whole "Greater Good" thing and seek the Lesser Evil if you want to get past being a tool and try actualize into the duality of chaotic good.

>>40616964
whats wildifires demon name, say it in the thread

I'd have new pics but my phone either goes missing or winds up being broken to shit, it's my fault though, hopefully I can get a new one soon(tm)

>>40616951
Well because of predictive programming, the CIA was forced to target you as a child and harass your dreams with hidden subliminal in the tv shows. That way when the frights came at 3am every night to torment you during the tribulations, you would be numb to it already and they would not get your loosh. The CIA didn't anticipate one child not being afraid but having nearly the opposite reaction in every situation. Over brave is what they called it. Stupidity is what it was, he was literally dancing around the horned dragon taunting it to attack him. He embarrassed hell is what he did.

>>40616968
I couldn't tell you
You need actual authority for the demon to listen to you
It thinks you are a joke

Yeah that's right. Safety is OFF tonight!

>>40616969
youve got the classic demoniac aura... im still getting the hang of reading

>>40616957
based.
I know I cursed him a couple times.
I'm probably not the only one.

>>40616960
I'm the 3rd child of the 3rd father of the 3rd grandson of the 3rd great grandfather spirit.

>>40616972
>Sir, I don't get it...
>What is it this time?
>He's giving the black dogs belly rubs
>Oh for fuck's sake...

>>40616964
>how advanced the Jesuits really are
Those are just Coca Cola Syndicate Members running around with borrowed robes and impeccable accents.

>>40616904
Big Science cranks out another one.
>>40616908
>amateurpaganda
Is that like what happens here?

>>40616973
give it, put it in the thread

>>40616965
Nah, I'll stick with doing things to Be Better than yesterday, and just tryna do Good for myself and in God's Will
I think i spent a good amount of years being "Lesser Evil" and it wasn't that great and I made some very evil acts
thanks for thinkin im tryna achieve chaotic good or somethin,

>>40616968
I found it it's Leonard

>>40616600
>>40616944
>>40614113
>>40614074
>>40614059
https://youtu.be/kbOZQ_SHjsg

https://youtu.be/RSdKmX2BH7o

https://youtu.be/BebI8wk9e3A

https://youtu.be/VgtCIJoCrxs

>>40616975
Life hack: thread some of your hair in between the hammer and the firing pin, that way you don't accidentally shoot your eye out.

>>40616982
Hahah yeah. I love Cerberus. My favorite dog in all the world. He loves me just as much. And yo watch out for those rabbit with fangs and my giant chicken.

>>40616983
They get more education then Doctors bro
These dudes are smart
It's actually insane

>>40616957
wheres wildfires name

>>40616954
but I like this one
>>40616955
few as in 9 or are you saying I'm a 9?
>>40616956
>picrel
>>40616959
you wanna go m8? I'll duel you with a wooden rod and still kick your ass.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KIxU5caGD6c

>>40616969
>>40616960
>>40616951
Contrary to popular belief, you can judge a book by it's cover most times. However, beauty is only skin deep.
In my experience ugly people are ugly on the inside and beautiful people are also ugly on the inside 80% of the time, but occasionally, there's 20% of beautiful people who are beautiful on the inside.
in my personal experience. I've never met someone ugly on the outside who was beautiful on the inside.
But that's just my personal experience.

>>40616998
whats his demon name******

>>40616999
Ahh check. The only types that remain now are 9's. 1's 3's 6's all are recordings of false echoes of past timelines. You are watching the great movie.

>>40616976
thanks i think? i just thought i smelt like putrid ass

>>40616980
ok lol I'm a bastard child from what I could understand, and that's a-okay, my mum n dad did their best despite the issues i made my mum remember, hopefully it's a matter of time that I get to hear the truth of who my real dad is, and shuts down whatever crazy idea i may have suspected from what I seen

Millhouse ahh thread

First of all you are equating the individual with the demon
Which is inherently false
People are oppressed and possessed by demons but that does not mean they are one

13

>>40617001
100% of people are beautiful on the inside.
But it's a muscle that needs to be trained.
a skill that needs to be honed.
Otherwise they just end up sucking until they meet someone perfect like me who can teach them, so long as they want to learn.

https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

>>40617009
Peoples lives always improve when they stop making excuses.

>>40617006
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=P43XYXqJJlU

>>40617001
I'd believe it, I'm pretty ugly through n through, but I got hopes that I can try and do better, hopefully this isnt that of an ugly act if it is, I'm very sorry to dump this infront of you, but I thank you for taking the time to read and say your piece
peace be with you anon, may you have a beautiful future ahead of you,

Behold us again prepared to conjure ye by the Names and Symbols of God, wherewith we are fortified, and by the virtue of the Highest One. We command ye and potently ordain ye by the most strong and powerful Names of God, Who is worthy of all praise, admiration, honour, glory, veneration, and fear, that ye delay not longer, but that ye reveal thy name unto us, O' DEMON OF HOMOSEXUALITY!

>>40616985
It's either that or Antiganda, Gandhiganda, or Schizogondolas

>>40616979
fucker has it coming. i spent so long trying to be nice, to play off their shit with humor, because i've been focused on my ethics. i guess sometimes ethics need to take a back seat

>>40616998
his demon name is up your ass where you found the rest of your shitty names, i'm sure if you dig deep enough you'll pull some stupid name out

https://youtu.be/wX8DIJQlP6Q

>>40617019
Fuck you too.

>>40617001
>However, beauty is only skin deep.
No. It's not. Hormones, diet, gut flora, immune system and obesity are all visible on the skin.
>Bags and discoloration under eyes (hormones?
>Acne (food and hormons)
>Rashes/redness (immune system and gut flora)
>Literally multiple inches of fat is not skin deep and likely indicates problems from all the above + heart disease and poor mental health, which is far from skin deep.

>>40617015
What's that some sort of slight?
Demonic oppression is rare and possessions is exceedingly rare
Only God can permit these occurances
Although their has been an uptick in cases as of recent
Which I think has something to do with Quantum computers

Eris is the most based person here, if that's even their real name

>>40617026
it doesnt seem to be out yet

>>40617023
Ghandi was also fast and loose with the old nuclear warheads from what I understand.

>>40617029
hehehe.....

>>40617030
whats wildfires demon name

>>40616911
The 15 or the 10 y/o?

Consider SNRI's, which work on anxiety and strengthens pain resistance. Emotional, historical pain activates the same neuro-centers as physical pain, which may work down-the-chain to reduce distractability and improve attention.

>>40617027
https://youtu.be/SwgTBXQvIWo

>>40617019
You're based, beautiful, and a third thing that starts with b I can't think of right now bro, don't listen to the haters.

>>40617026
Yeah, I don't know if my curses work or not.
But I will say this, I don't think he cares if it's negative or positive attention.
I think this is one of those weird autistic never picked up by mom as a baby cases.

>>40616993
https://youtu.be/6_CZoM72ITo

https://youtu.be/TMQeYF_xOxE

https://youtu.be/u1PGnxHnI30

https://youtu.be/fFRkpvvop3I
They shook,
https://youtu.be/S18Hm1q0srE

You don't even understand
If someone has demons attached to them and you removed them all instantly the person could die and or would mentally collapse on themselves like a tree being uprooted which why when you rid them 7 spirits come to replace it..which is akin to spiritual entropy
Their is metaphysics involved

>>40617030
His demon name is autism.

>>40617038
>>40617026
whats wildfires demon name

>>40616854
I appreciate the sentiment. Unfortunately, though, a lot of damage has already been done because of these threads.

Even if they stop, there was still lasting damage that was done to me.

>>40617048
Don't talk to me or I'll pray to God to make bad things happen to you.
Don't get cornfielded bro.

>>40616421
Well so I had it right a couple years ago, but i was too busy living through it to really let it settle. But it was my family all along, always has been. They're not really my family and they been stepping all over me with magic or whatever. Fuggin wild. Gosh everything is always obvious once you know it
Lots of death magic. V important that I kill myself because otherwise they wouldn't be able to get the money fr. That's what that was lol I wasn't ever crazy I was busy learning how to fight actual demons (they scared of me now btw)
They went and fucked up fr. Cause they reported me to like everyone for like stuff I wasn't doing (I knew this then, but it was a very surreal time (esp when the feds were stacked up in front of my house and I was just like, playing COD. couldn't figure out why for the life of me)).

Really latched on to Taylor's "Anti-Hero" over this lol (yes it was exhausting Tay)

So then I was under invest for some time and all the mfs were like "this shit is simply not true" and started looking back at the accusers and that's when shit started going sideways for them.
When I got arrested, after I regained consciousness, the sheriff asked me if I was "aware of the recent arrest of any close family members" (did not seem like a standard question)
Sooo HBD me I finally know the truth, now ofc I gotta figure out what I do about it. Nothing I think. i think I managed to dodge so well that their shit swinging right back at em
Skill issue sucks to suck thanks for playing

Newmoon go duuuuurrrrrrrrrr

>>40617054
whats wildfires demon name, give it

>>40617036
15, however i did some shitty acts for whatever reason with the other, I honestly don't know why other that shitty curiosity, I'm disgusted with myself that I went that far, and I won't excuse myself about it, I'll just admit it,
I aint like that no more, and I'll always remain that way, but I'd understand if thats hard to believe from anyone else who aint me, I constantly remind myself and constantly work on the apologies that I may or may not ever have the chance with them, it's my own way of repenting for the bullshit I put them through

It hasn't even started and they're already squirming around as expected.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/25/weather/heat-wave-infrastructure-health-global-warming-climate

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2025/06/25/global-heatwave-climate-change/

https://dailygalaxy.com/2025/06/stellar-flare-planet-atmosphere-just-days/

>>40617059
That's when there's no moon at all right?
>the best kind of moon

>>40617059
it's new moon today?

>>40617060
You know what...
I'm not going to pray for anything bad to happen to you.
And that's going to make God really angry with you for continuing to larp.
Which means horrible things will happen to you but it won't be my fault.
Bless you.
Woah, I just won the game.

https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE

>>40617063
A human can't be an angel unless God made a human become one which is super super rare
Like 1 in 10 trillion

>>40617038
they're already cursed from the looks of it, at this point i'm just actually allowing myself some loosh and satisfaction from it. i don't know what the karmic weight of actually trying to hex them would be given they're already deep in the paranoid anxiety synchronicity vortex

>>40617038
>You're based, beautiful, and a third thing that starts with b I can't think of right now bro, don't listen to the haters.
thanks brother, I wont let you down, and if the haters think otherwise then I guess I'll be letting them down, or not on whatever days that they would nitpick about, peace be with us all, and I'll listen to anyone who's got somethin to say bout me, it's somethin to work with and think about, bad or good, I myself set my own milestones really, God bless Anon

>>40617035
Laughing at demonic possession? I may take back my previous statement.

I'm not certain if so-called "wildfires" is being oppressed although I'm sure most are.. either way I don't believe it is wise to ask for "their" names as if they are the demons, demons oppress and possess people but I'd say that's about it. If you're meaning "alter-ego" in fact then I'd wager that "wildfires" is their alter-ego name.

>>40616774
Who is wildfire

>>40617072
whats. his. demon. name

>>40617053
They won't stop though don't worry your secrets are safe.

All Hail the King 2
NOW!!!

I'm not quite sure how you accomplished it, but you and these threads have made me a very hate-filled and wrathful person.

They say that the pit is bottomless and unfathomably dark, but my hatred is even deeper and darker.

>>40617077
have you looked far enough up your ass yet? i'm sure its up there

>>40616799
Oh cool trip ok nvm Eris i know who wildfire is now

>>40617077
2nd Life dot com.

>>40617080
OP is always a faggot
Correct

>>40617080
I'm projecting all of my hate onto you with my nofap magic sorry anon.

>>40617084
Yeah. Nobody is not a faggot. Literally.

>>40617065
real moon appreciators enjoy full moon's light, it let us see easier meaning we can run at maximun speed with no worries of falling on a trap.

>>40617070
Where'd you read that hogwash?
All humans have the potential to be gods.
Screw being an angel, that's baby shit.

>>40617072
idk I don't think God cares.
That's a reprobate bruh.
He's on God's shit list per Romans 1.
Some people would say he's already in hell.

>>40617073
God bless you too, I really like your energy and we got your third b, you're my brother from another mother. <3

>>40617070
It sure feels that way with what I can do with this borrowed temporary divinely imperfect vessel that I've been working on for years while kneeling to only Source that which created all and everything.

I'm just a servant of Source I realized a while back that I'm being used by Source/God In a way and I feel proud of it

I can choose not to do his will as it is my free will to do so but I know my path I've seen the future countless times this time I sometimes wish I was wrong but it won't be any different.

>>40617078
My primary concern is weaponizing my wrath and hatred when I don't want that.

But I've already killed a pope and cursed Israel. What worse could I possibly do even if I can't control myself? What worse can a person do than kill Jesus anyway?

>>40617090
I hate the moon, I can see just fine the dark.

>>40617091
The Superman Experiments. https://youtu.be/w6-tR3PKCHA?feature=shared

Binaural Beats MK Ultra.

>>40617055
I forgot to include pic related

>>40617091
Humans know where to set the moon to make the turtles mate properly?
There's a lot of details you are taking for granted

>>40616799
your name is trap, thats your name as a demon

>>40617102
Implying those are bad things

>>40617107
Retard, you have not done the Honorius 1 Grimoire.

>>40617107
Eris, what's your demon name

whats trap a demon of

>>40617104
When I was a kid I exposed myself to something similar.
Feraliminal lycanthropizer.
People say it's just memes but it did something.

>>40617106
God is not a god. Small g gods and "God" are totally different power scales.

>>40617102
Well Jesus died a long time ago so I don't think you have to worry about that, and the pope was very old and maybe Israel had it coming?
Just saying.

>>40617114
Ask Gordie Rose

>>40617107
nuh uh. it's just a dope tripcode i generated using a tripcode generator, and there was that time the guy from stratcomm called me wildfire and cute.
>Hi :3

there is an ending to a lot ot things soon.

>>40617088
Cursing begets more cursing which culminates in the Lord having to get involved because people are too far gone.

Don't cry to me if something unfortunate happens to you because of your carelessness.

>>40617089
They don't care about Nobody. Most people think it's fake anyway.

>>40617112
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40617118
what are you a demon of

>>40617115
Oh
Good luck with all that
The knowledge of an angel would drive you insane
You would be crying blood
You don't even know what your talking about but it's cute to pretend

>>40617115
Yeah man. we fucked up time in a bad way. 1991-1992 was when it all happened.

>>40617114
Eris, take all your posts referencing "wildfires demon name," in this thread. Do it in ascending order, going up, from this post. Read the last number of each of your posts, convert those numbers into letters A = 1. There it is.

>>40617061
You had a shit roll to start with, considering abusive parents from a young age. At least you realize the things you did to your sisters and critters were wrong and seeking the path of redemption.

You're going to carry that weight though. But hey, maybe you might do some good on the path of the 100,000 paddlings.

>glowies finally happy cuz they are gonna see "meat"
fucking perverts dude I SWEAR

>>40617128
i think trap is a demon of endings, so, say sort of like koala as a demon of somethings antithesis; but endings in what sense?

>>40617121
>the Lord having to get involved
Why wouldn't I want God involved all the time?
>Don't cry to me if something unfortunate happens to you because of your carelessness
Are you saying I should jerk off to some cute trannies later just in case?

>>40617126
Read the Bible sometime.
Or just search for the word "gods" in any online kjv.

>>40617127
I think I didn't start sissy hypnoing myself with binaural beats until after 2000 but other people probably fucked up other things, sure.

>>40617116
Jacques De Molay, grandmaster of the Knights Templar cursed and killed a pope and king. I unfortunately did the same with Pope Francis. The two popes even died around the same date.

The Pope is the vicar of Christ, or basically a stand-in for him. So in a sense he is like Jesus. That is what I mean.

Shits going to change so fucking fast no one will see it coming but that's the best part this time I'll feel no remorse no mercy.

>>40617131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR0mb00eKLM

>>40617137
I'll look into it perhaps
Sorry I don't place any God's before the Most High

How are my pebbles doing today?

hell, vampy, since you made dipshit your slave, i should make macy watson and sniperwolf my slave for the lulz right?


nah. im a gentlemen see. I forgive you stupid macy, have a nice life, hope you heal and shit and never become something you never should be.

>>40617139
Alright well don't spend all of your wrath in one place I guess.

>>40616994

I practice in broad daylight sometimes. Larger crowds the better. Keep this secret bro

>>40617136
I don't really care what you do. What you do you do because you want to. Why would it bother me if you're gay and beat your dick up to men?

>>40617144
Yeah, you're not supposed to.
But if you actually read what Jesus had to say, you'd know you're a child of God and therefore a god.
most people skip it because they don't think they can be perfect so they just...idk calll Jesus a liar I guess.
No two ways about it.

>>40617137
Why must we endure Terry Davis and Chris Chan types in the timelines?

>mexican fer just manup to ask for a girls' number
no? well, i did :b

>>40617148
Sir that's Plebians.

>>40617016
>>40617042
>>40616993
>>40616944
https://youtu.be/1EyM2jcBTW0
The king and his men
https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Stole the queen from her bed
https://youtu.be/lgSLz5FeXUg
And bound her in her bones.
https://youtu.be/Rc7_lCfbQP0
https://youtu.be/Rl089HxOPkw
The seas be ours
https://youtu.be/HhRTkLnd7LY
And by the Powers
Where we will, we’ll roam.
https://youtu.be/zb5Ja6V4OeY
https://youtu.be/8YRFLrlNtiY
https://youtu.be/UAQcNo9yWbM
Her bone structure screams:
Touch Her! Touch Her!
And she’s got the curse.
https://youtu.be/8bbTtPL1jRs

How are you doing today Ben?
Still selling weed with your sisters
How's your brother in laws government position going btw?

>>40617160
>dominos gonna rock terry parks watch this.
sure we beleive you.

>>40617160
Endure?
Nigga, they're the highlight!
Nothing like a schizo with lots of ego letting everyone watch them be schizo.
Which is ironic because whomst among us isn't but yeah.

>>40617156
Do you think God would approve though?

>>40617140
What?

>>40617169
>terry parks
Ramrod.

are you a demon or the angel or the special thing or the super man or the green ranger or the space man or the alien or the werewolf or the vampire or the witch or the wizard or the dragon or the fairy or the tulpa or are you the sinner

Dunno drinking the jinners

>>40617182
We're all sinners anon.

>>40617176
The parasites inside him are talking
This time they actually know they're gonna die
And he thinks it's a human related event

>>40617171
>17171
Checked. You have rolled Duke Nukem Full house.

>>40617182
Yes.

https://youtu.be/NucG0kD3pkg

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5uQMwRMHcs&list=RDNMjhjrBIrG8&index=6

who am I¿ i eat what i like.

boom boom crack gagaga boom boom

>>40617173
Are you asking me if you think God would care if you sinned?

>>40617182
Thros rock at you. I'm not a sinner. Gets struck by lightning.

>>40617189
Pathetic

>>40617196
How dare you limit the comprehension of God to one single thing.

Cool if anything happens to me good thing I have a database of potential suspects right here being overseen by the NSA
Sorry vpns are not gonna cut it

Wow t.g.i.f. amirite? :D

>>40617176
Elon's Satellites and many more dropping like flies ,Worldwide heatwaves , solar flares ,Sun spots , power outages perhaps Earthquakes and loss of comms and something awesome all this upcoming July that's what.

>>40617196
Is it a sin though?
I'm not hurting anyone, and if I don't do it apparently I am cursing random anons with my wrath and hate which seems bad.

>>40617197
>>40617205

>>40617140

*Leaves

Anyone grabbin a brewski? :D

>>40617186
It's the catfags that have toxoplasmosis and other fag parasites.

>>40617208
Nah
It's gonna be waaaaaaay "lighter" than that
Kinda gay
Nothing will change
Maybe something for people to talk about for a little bit. Bit everything will be the same

Hey y'all remember the one sinner that God didn't admit into heaven?

>>40617215
That only happens with outdoor cats who eat mice

>>40617214
Nah. Im making dinner. Hanging with a demon later

>>40617182
>or are you the sinner

i did this thing where i created the relationship in christ except i took the prefix and made it a suffix and therefore a suffering ix-ex-I.X exit and preliminaried the provost pretext and rammsteined a foothold into the toeshoe

>>40617215
What's the source on this, Dr. Chud?

Hey yo. The Nobody you talk about. Is that who gets into heaven now? Nobody?

yeh man, i started "feeling " this something else, weird to describe... but all it began with these toxic shrooms that I ate wrongfully.....

>>40617209
Like I originally said. I don't really care what you do. You do something because you personally want to.

And if you don't care if God approves or not, then why are you even asking me that question?

>>40617225
Which demon? That sounds like a nice time

>>40617223
Seems a bit harsh to create someone that way knowing you're going to deny them later.

>>40617215
I played with cats a lot as a child
As in A LOT
I tested negative for toxoplasmosis as an adult.
I don't think it's the cats anon...

99 percent of souls entering heaven are gonna have a purgatory stint
It's that hard to go right in
Mary Jesus some saints
Most don't make it

>>40617187
That's a thing?
well you got the black people murder rap numbers

https://youtu.be/DvFzDZb8ttE

>>40617235
Wolf friend

Hee's still playing cards folks

>>40617241
It's really not that hard, you can do it before you die if you actually tried.
Just be perfect.

>>40617234
I do care, I just don't know if God considers it a sin or not.
You don't have to answer though I am putting you on the spot which is a bit sinful of me.

>>40617248
lol exactly

>>40617237
Weird because if I deny Nobody that means that I have not denied somebody?

https://youtu.be/eQ-OVsdK-hM?feature=shared

Is the burning man the new messiah?

>>40617237

it's literally called styling on a nigga

>>40616887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmnHEPX22bM

>>40617230
Did you even read the post? Sources are linked @ bottom and that's Dr Don Wario to you chudbody.

>>40617207
I thought it was Saturday all day today.
Fuck.

>>40617249
I already stated that acting upon homosexual desires in a material way is in fact a sin. Beating your dick to men and gay porn is sinful.

But again, why ask me if you're questioning your question to me?

cats do have worms that can infect us. while for some they are harmless. for very few it can cause several physiological damages to our eyes. Affection our vision. how? well it....
China didn't know this.
Japan does way before jesus even born.

Spot the time traveler.

the nobody has always been a servant of god, its clear people who call him the "devil" or whatever are just talking shit.

>>40617182

I think he could be a dragon.

its just bad photoshopped dude

Glowies are begging for ayy christ to come and help them lol
Ayy christ is not gonna help you
The one who set ayy christ free was me

>nigga still have my hair on his keyboard
rent free

>>40617264
Actually it's kinda up in the air imo.
Technically you could argue that gay shit in and of itself is as sinful as wearing mixed fabrics post NT and while people could argue with you based on some stuff in Romans 1, it wouldn't be as cut and dry as you're making it sound.
i'm pretty sure God made fags.

>>40617264
Sorry I thought you just said you personally didn't care, I will abstain in that case if God hates it.

>>40617270
>>40617252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4rgswnjpZg

When will TNB go to heaven?

>>40617166
Are you perspiring
From the irony?
Or sweating from these lyrics?
https://youtu.be/hpIe9bsUlcw
It seems I'm too hip to keep tight lipped
And you're on the gossip team
You're making something out of nothing
And jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of greed
https://youtu.be/ObbLapUaZd4
The inside lingo
Had me at hello
https://youtu.be/FehaIELIPu0
https://youtu.be/hkY-1mGxlm0
https://youtu.be/8kzi96BN-yw
https://youtu.be/rblYSKz_VnI
Touch her
Touch her

>>40617279
Yeah so what. I beat every one of them to a pulp with my over-unity mil-orb.

>>40617274
I've called myself the devil. I literally killed a pope through cursing. At minimum I'm an antichrist.

>>40617287
If the divine syzygy pasta is true, he's already in heaven.

https://youtu.be/tBKCX6jligE

There was never a before, only this moment pretending to have a past

>>40617246
Neat hopefully not a furry tho

>>40617290
Yeah but you're not THE nobody, you're just one of dozens of claimants that don't actually match the criteria when pressed.
>I'm an antichrist
Well then you're not a divine syzygy.

>>40617258
You were slandering cat people, why would I read your post?

>>40617290
there are many realities, a friend of mine died so he could travel the spirit world and get answers.

guess we all have differenct perceptions of things.. your the mahdi correct? the one who calls himself the abdullah?

>>40617282
If you hold these views then why did you bother to ask me? You already have your answer and justification for being gay and whacking yourself off to men getting sodomized.

>>40617252
You don't want to not deny nobody that's for sure.
>>40617255
>God has rizz

>>40617289
Imagine thinking this is about some street squabbles
Pfffft

>>40617286
I'm laughing my ass off. Literally to tears laughing. I am laughing so hard that I can't stop laughing.

>>40617286
>>40617252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrBdYmStZJ4

>>40617294
who knows

The reason you feel watched when you're alone is because you're correct.

>>40617301
I'm not him, just offering an alternative from another Christian in case anon thought it was cut and dry wrong to be gay.

>>40617291
I haven't been with a certain type of gf yet so the pasta is not true

>>40617304
>>40617306
I will duel you. Doth that appeal to you?

Your thoughts are not your own—they’re just the loudest ones you're allowed to hear.

oh! merci. I suspected that

Pull me to you
visa furnace of the infinite
too easy, after what happened
pack up the office
... [sic]each before¤□₩°

>>40617308
}:^|

>>40617311
That's not what heaven is like so you're not the nobody.
I know because I'm The Great Sage Above Nobody who is not the nobody.
I'm posting from a heavenly state of spirit while alive on earth.
Very doable.
Easy actually.
Just be perfect.

oh? excusez-moi? schizophrenia for free?

I shall remind you.

>>40617290
No, I'm not the Mahdi. Or at least I don't think so. I've not done the research necessary to know anything about that.

I'm just a fake messiah that people said was God and who has done things similar to, or worse than, Nimrod, Judas, and the collection of Jews who killed Jesus.
>>40617297
Yes, actually, I am the Nobody.

>>40617309
Ya I know. Any new updates?

>>40617239
It's demonic fag worms possession pretty much.

Each time you blink, the universe reloads slightly different, and you’ve just never noticed.

>>40617317
>>40617309
I know. What will you do now?

>>40617322
That's what my heaven will be like tho

When you leave a room, nothing behind you is guaranteed to still exist.

>>40617327
Then the pasta is wrong about the Nobody and he's actually not a big deal at all.
Or you're not the Nobody.
I'm going with the latter.

Tell me of the Orange. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA8F9sIhGdg

>>40617310
It isn't wrong to be, but it is wrong to do because of. There is a distinction between the two. But it's best not to assume the role of a teacher if you're going to help justify someone sinning, even if ignorantly.

give facts i care nigga, not le administrator settings

>>40617310
Thanks anon, I just don't want God to hate me for what I'm attracted to.
>t. the other anon

>>40617336
Heaven isn't a circumstance, it's knowing you're in heaven.
Technically, you are in heaven.
You just lack the knowledge and understanding to appreciate the fact so you'd never believe it.

>>40617338
No, I'm the Nobody.

>>40617309
>feel watched
What? Like you never had every single entity with even a fraction of power obsessed with you since the day you were born?
"feeling watched" to people like me doesn't exist
Being watched and obsessed over is part of who i am.

>>40617286
>>40617270
>>40617307
>cravers compared to humans
>Humanities response: I DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT111!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5e4ugrMv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH88Xwiu1pA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NE6UuaLiY

Every time you dream, you're not imagining—you're remembering, and the reason some dreams feel more real than others is because they are; fragments of other lives you’ve lived in universes almost like this one, where you made different choices. The déjà vu you feel isn’t coincidence—it’s bleed-through from those realities where you're still walking, breathing, living a different version of you. At night, your mind drifts between them, and with every dream you forget, a little piece of you stays behind, slowly scattering across infinite lives, until one day you wake up and none of what you remember will match the world you're in, because you never belonged to this one to begin with.

>>40617348
Bro. God loves you the most.

big money big bluffs

who is she

I Am The Nothing, even lesser, yet more powerful than, the nobody

>>40617350
25 billy please dr nobot

>>40617315
A small fry like you? Pfffft

>>40617358
How does she know who I am and why does she give a damn about me

>>40617359
You got Tom Sawyered.
>My dick is smaller than yours Tom Sawyer!!!!
Dang you got me, you when, you are far far less than me and thus more awesome.

Even The discord and GLP fags know I'm the nobody.

>>40617348
Nigga you said you were going to whack off to trannies. That goes beyond being attracted to something.

>>40617362

Alright, beat my meme.

>>40617350
I don't believe you as you're not a divine syzygy which is one of the qualifications for the position.

>>40617348
It's not that simple, as much as homophobic people would like it to be to justify their homophobia.
I'm sure if you pray you'll feel God's love so...there you go lol

>>40617341
Again, it's not a cut and dry prohibition outside of the mosaic law and social norms of the time of the writing of the NT. Jesus never covers it.

>>40617288
https://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogU

:) It’s so cozy here, soon, :)

Uuieuxughe, thaugxhets innepsteiuxreaghstieighngghe.

OMG eww

>>40617129
They were young themselves, I'm sure they did the best they could and what they thought was right as they both also had trauma from before, they had the mentality of "not wanting to parent the way their parents had done" so whatever weight they had behind those words, context is something to consider for them as well, I failed myself, my sisters and even them for making wrong and terrible choices

>You're going to carry that weight though. But hey, maybe you might do some good on the path of the 100,000 paddlings.
I wouldn't have it any other way, and I might ask for a second round if I didn't feel it was enough, but we'll see when we get there, God bless you Anon and peace be with you

>>40617360
What does 25 mean?

I was told Billie will probably get into heaven, so she might just need to coast and she's good.

>>40617375
>niggas that found the super mario galaxy gay man "easter egg"

>>40617375
Y'all do know that was a true story right? Y'all that is literally who they picked to play the Nobody.

>>40617352
>>40617286
>>40617252
The cravers.... are fucking terrifying.
https://youtu.be/VKEawmH-l9c&t=1248

>>40617383
Yeah, Billy made God cry with Birds of A Feather. She was with Nobody in that video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9PVRfjEBTI

I remember there being a kid with keds and short white socks. I remember had on bluejeans and a black t shirt. He danced real good. i can't believe they erased him from the video.

Casino whitelight hongshin elongated buttressed window double staircase korean wealth style moment of self, insofar as spinning into ¥▪|

is Le nothing cannon or fanon? honestly i finda kinda cute.

>>40617317
You mean
You don't use your body to spy on every single entity that interfered with humanity?
I mean they don't know you can hear the signals they send to your subconscious. Or should i say "they think they're sending to your subconscious".
Then fake a positive feedback
And let them continue in their dumbass plans while you deal with bigger fish
No wonder stupid faggots here always talked mad shit about my "perceived situation"
I'm always dealing with something much bigger
Much more pressing, than your faggot loser parasites

>>40617394
>

>>40617329
All i'm saying is
You don't have to blame cats for being a faggot

>>40617388
Yo we endgamed the cravers in a portal that had no exit.

>>40617354
I don't know, I shouldn't be cursing anons so much regardless of whether I fap or not so I need to work on that.
Maybe it will lead to something better eventually who knows.

>Not being bisexual
Wow, it's like you *want* to be unhappy

I'm enjoying a strawberry milkshake some pizza and will smoke to enjoy this ching bong show, I just set the world on automatic the Sun will do its thing.

>>40617374
I didn't ask for you to believe me. I was simply making a factual statement.

If you want to take on the role of a teacher in the context of Christianity, that's on you. It's just advisable that if you do it then you shouldn't justify people sinning.

If you thought the holiest being is okay with people slapping their jimmies around to people being sodomized, then that's entirely on you.

>>40617395
oh i was just having an ai feed me reality breaking sentences. its all gibberish.

i burnt my tongue on pizza rolls earlier and now i just burnt my fingers pulling taquitos out of the airfryer. honestly I'm just glad for the opportunity.

kËk

>>40617369
Ahahhahhahaha this faggot thinks he's gonna tell me to do something and i would just do it????? Lololol
You're so naive
Are you a newfag?

>>40617400
That's what I'm saying there's many reasons but the cat is one of them with the toxoplasmosis thing it's fucking gross how fags love poop but I gotta go I can refill you on faggots and their degeneracy some other time

>>40617409
Jesus very neatly sums it up with

12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

Obviously don't be a ho but that applies to straights and gays and both fail at it and don't cheat if you get married which also applies to straights and gays.

yeh, i'll preffer the infinite pizza manifest over the redhead.
is that mean?

>>40617411
Well then get to it (using your body correctly)

Not even close. I'm so old fag that they have not yet found anyone else older than me.

>>40617424
redhead anon saying he prefers something over the redhead? must be an imposter.

>>40617420
I don't think buttfucking your neighbor was the law and the prophets.

Phil Morris breathes Vandal Savage & APOCALYPSE upon a small piece of The Creator/the leader of all Brown Bears FROM ALL TIMELINES

We summon VANDAL SAVAGE & we bestowthe FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & IMMORTALITY & MY WISDOM & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON PSYCHOLOGY& ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE MILITARY & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT TIMELINE& PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF FUTURE FOUNDATION & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DEATH’S HEAD AND DEATH’S HEAD II & MADAME CROW AND THE JUDGE & BLACK VORTEX CYCLOPS & PARADISE-X GARGOYLE & VAMPIRE WOLVERINE & HYDRA WOLVERINE & MEGATRON & NOH-VARR & BAT-GOD & ALLOY & NORN & Wizard & Bigby Wolf & Bulletproof & White Cloak & Super-Skrull & Calvin Cooley & Suicide Squad & Vandoom's Monster& COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL DC COMIC FANS & MECHIKABURA BARAGGAN LOUISENBAIRN GOD OF WARHADES TANARAQ ARCHANGEL TARTARUS AND THE GREAT BEASTS& GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon VANDAL SAVAGE

MECHIKABURA BARAGGAN LOUISENBAIRN GOD OF WARHADES VANDAL SAVAGE TANARAQ ARCHANGEL TARTARUS AND THE GREAT BEASTS

I'm just telling you guys exactly how shit will go down before it does because it's fun and I love an audience

Enjoy the heatwaves and L8R 4 now.

*Hits bowl* *pats on soul*

>Squid games nigga

>>40617416
Oh yeah, here's the you. HAHA and I hit the image limit.

You don't matter
I'm sorry
No amount of psychological or physical torture you inflict on me will change that
It's between you and God

>>40617435
Why do you care if two consenting men buttfuck each other?
Jesus somehow went his whole life without mentioning it once.

>>40617429
Yet so wet behind the ears
What a joke

>>40617368
So it's the fapping that God hates not the attraction, got it.
>>40617374
>It's not that simple
I've noticed but I don't feel totally abandoned yet so I must not have sinned that badly thus far.

>>40616646
How about you just leave it be and do rabbit shit?

no mameeeen! now u will have me like full autistic methard blinking furiously at leafs

>>40617257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hRgHHuk3hc

(damn image limit reached)

They all larpers with a nerf gun I'm Pickle Rick mentioning flat earth

I'm the impeccable divine Birth

I'm Odenkirk I'm Neo i'm John Wick I'm Mr Nobody i'm James Bond

They know there's plenty of em' but I'm still the biggest fish in the pond

These larpbodies scared of morals it truly mind boggles

When they burning in the lake of fire they gon' need some David GOGGINS goggles

Faded since B4 I was a baby

The Realest Shark in the /NG/ fish tank

Only one here that isn't schizo, fat,gay, ugly or homeless for that those above I daily thank


26 underneath the Sun chilling sipping Remy & hitting dabs (crispy)

When shit gets really biblical you gon'
(Miss me)

I'm Not y'all I'm not gonna be a burned victim
Know what vessel I was born with I roll weed slow but I learn quickly

It's cyclical that's for certain the Tay Tay grimes capybara
CAT FAGS
leafs and texans will be dealt with swiftly

The big nobody ™ with the endless cheddar cheese

The skinny buddah with the stash laughing @ yo stupid toxoplasmosis faggot ass :D ;^)))

>>40617442
Come on man. Joe. Are you so lost that you are miserably insane?

>>40617381
I prescribe the KJV Book of James. Study up!

>>40617439
Don't need it
You're a loud spectacle

redhead anon? yeah am definitely an impostor, they call me le chat sanscorp on my town....

>>40617444
Just ask God.
if you feel guilty, don't do it.
If it seems chill, fap away.
I don't think God cares if you fap bro.
You're not Oman, it's not like you had a sworn duty to bust in someone and pulled out.

>>40617337
I tell my gf all the time that it's ok to say whatever in public because no one else exists and then I have to also remind her that she doesn't exist that she is just part of my simulation

>>40617342
I like dogs a lot too tho

>>40617349
How could I know?

>>40617456
>sanscorp
is the p silent?

>>40617441
I already said I don't care if someone wants to be gay and jack off to men. That same person then asked me if God would care and I gave a sincere answer.

I'm replying relevantly to posts that were addressed to me and which asked me questions.

My question now is, why do you, and that person, care what I say? I can easily be ignored, and people can continue sinning as they desire.

guys the nobody is for real he can do super things and ancient magics lost long ago for real guys i'm serious he can turn into a dog and a cat and a dragon and a secret thing as well that is super cool and no one knows about it really for real guys the nobody is 7'2 and super build like the animes for real guys the nobody can eat a whole pig in one day he has to to supplement his energy outputs for real guys

Feeling cute
Might shave my chest
Not sure

>>40617358
She works at the farmer's market. I know her name now. On Sunday I'll ask her about Super Mario. Or if she wants to trade food, because I ferment a lot of things. Either way I'll need her contact info, so we should be able to exchange numbers. I suppose I should have a backup idea if she doesn't know anything about Super Mario or if she doesn't want to trade food.

it doesn't matter, part of its magic is the way how other pronunciate it :p

xddd

>>40617472
don't do it. I did it once cause a girl asked me to and it just made me itchy.

>>40617464
All right follow me, here's how you know you're in heaven:
1) Define Heaven
You're likely thinking perfect utopia for dead people God likes right?
Ok well earth is perfect cuz God made it, if you disagree guess who's right God or you?
Utopia, again, everything is perfect and holy because it came from God and he could change it if he wanted to and he isn't, so it's fine.
Finally the dead part...you gotta let the old you die and be born again of spirit.
Be perfect, study up on what Jesus said about loving everyone and being a son of God and being perfect.
Voila, you'll be in heaven.
I mean you already are but that wont' help you until you feel it.

>>40617367
She isn't a man, I can tell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40617476
I got these wax strips
My hair really isn't that thick
It's not like bro hair

>>40617444
>So it's the fapping that God hates not the attraction, got it.
Yeah you could probably put it that way.

How much actual control do you have over your need to masturbate? Is it something imperative that you have to do, like how a former heroin addict probably needs a little bit of heroin now and again due to the gravity of their withdraws or they might die?

you want to see the nono's nono don't you

>>40617424
What is the infinite pizza manifest?

>>40617469
I don't, we disagree on scriptural interpretation and that's super common.
Believe your way and I'll believe my way and gay anon will believe their way and we should all do our best to follow all of Jesus's commandments to the best of our understanding but ultimately that's on each of us individually.

>>40617457
I've never really felt guilty but I feel like I'm letting myself down by not pursuing a real relationship with someone.
Thanks for the wisdom though I think that's enough fap talk from me.

>>40617472
Never

>>40617489
Full disclosure I don't have a big dick
It's like a shoe lace

>>40617489
Yessum

dreams of living life like rappers do

After all the time shills dedicated to this thread, its turned into a fap addiction counseling forum

>>40617477
I know what you mean. I don't read jesus stuff or believe it very much and I'll never love everyone also I don't believe love is really real btw

7777 28
Tomorrow worse than today waxing new moon Initiate

>>40617502
I was living that way at 16 bro

>>40617486
It's not an addiction I just get irritable after several days of no release whatsoever.

>>40617503
They did that to themselves

>>40617480
you'll still have to wax again. you do you though, don't let some random tripfag to influence your decision making. another piece of potentially unwanted advice? be careful with the wax strips as they can really hurt (or so I'm told).

>>40617504
Well maybe heaven isn't your bag.
All I know is it works if you do it and believe it.
Main thing to remember is heaven is internal not external, it's all about how you perceive the world in your mind.

>>40617503
/ng/ is healing slowly.

>>40617493
Catholic/Orthodox scripture interpretation is probably the closest to the accurate interpretation that anyone is going to get.

Sodomy is objectively sinful. Masturbation is objectively sinful. But people sin.

>>40617510
Thanks I appreciate that
I don't really freak out about my body hair
I like being smooth but it can become all consuming
Had to step back

>>40617473
Man you're textbook erotomanic schizo
I even saw a patient or two like you irl

>>40617518
I disagree, I think if you're not going solo nondenominational you're risking walking the broad path to destruction.
Especially with something as huge and obviously wrong on doctrine as Catholicism and Orthodoxy.
Call no man father there goes Catholicism
Idols and vain repetition there goes Orthodoxy
Do things your way though, that's how God wants it.

What do you know about the black skin sinners

>>40617528
Do as thou wilt, you say.

Honestly I think dudes should look into micro dosing estrogen for a month
It can break the fap addiction and has neurogenatitive benefits

>>40617536
I ain't your daddy, God is.
If he hasn't lead you to think like me there's probably a good reason.

>>40617532
Like teh mormons used to believe lol

>>40617537
Nice try Jessica.

>>40617491
a 11:11 wish i believe

>>40617516
Well I get that but also don't want to have to craft heaven in my mind while my surrounding and vessel are in a bad state

>>40617547
I'm just saying I think we are being lied to
I think I would become and endocrinologist if I could
It's connected to mental illness somehow

No fap is straight up closeted bi men venting about being horny with other men.

>>40617392
>>40617386
>>40617517
https://youtu.be/Gaw28Bi7jeQ

https://youtu.be/RKBRdjkYTYE

https://youtu.be/rKayqNqEn7s