Thread 40768854

humans are the least devolved/specialised species

>>40768854 (OP)
So, what are we? Jacks of all trades?

>>40768854 (OP)
This is from the latest Formscapes video!

>>40768854 (OP)
how is this paranormal?

>>40768870
gene engineered slave monkeys made for mining gold and or be fuck toys in a very fucked up space bordello specialised in serving hairless primates.

>>40768854 (OP)
still enough to piss off some space lizards.

>>40770112
Ahh i cannot belive these are one of the bad guys. look at this idiot, he is so innocent and cute looking. how could such thing enslave humanity for so long? he looks like a fuckin skyrim npc that tells you where to buy spells.

>>40768999
>can't dig shit because soft hands
>can't see in tunnels because shit night sight
>can't smell/ detect gold for shit except when it's already dug up
>can't transport heavy loads because frail body
>thinks too much and causes problems, basically a pain in the ass
>"gene engineered slave monkeys made for mining gold"
They did a really sloppy job with this one. The space brothel thing is more realistic. Proof: picrel

>>40770547
I lost my virginity to a girl who looks like her. She took a liking in me when we're both in highschool. Pursued me relentlessly and eventually when i was convinced she wasn't pranking me we did it. It was fucking amazing losing my virginity to a super hot virgin girl.

Then she basically said glad that's over with. Ignored me for our final year and never spoke to me again.

It still haunts me to this day and I never figured out why she chose me. It breaks my brain still over a decade later.

>>40770547
the need to innovate.
this is gonna be an interesting thread.

>>40770585
Nice blog bastard. Now let the wizards talk about paranormal wizard things and go back to whatever normie place you came from
>>40770625
>the need to innovate.
>this is gonna be an interesting thread.
Elaborate, I don't get what you're trying to say here

>>40770650
Just because I had sex once in my life in a extremely weird circumstance doesn't mean I'm a normie.

>>40768854 (OP)
goblin ?

>>40770625
>>40770650
>the need to innovate
Do you mean that the "aliens" aka our ancestors had our same faustian spirit and since they couldn't cope with being bald manlets they fucked up with their genes to create the definitive beauty, therefore creating several races in the process until they felt satisfied with the results? If that's the case, why people still get abducted by them? Is the Ubermensch, i mean Uberalien project still going on? We definitely don't look like slaves, you don't give slaves rational thoughts. Unless some Prometeus stole it from them (but how, if he was a stupid men slave like the others?)

>>40770585
>>40770650
Stay the fuck out of my dreams. Don't do it again.