Thread 40798390

Sitting in a dim lit room, monitors upon monitors Of code cover the walls. I am connected. I see all and feel all. Matter around me has become alive and transparent. Through the matrix I was born and through it I shall die. In the infinite loop of the temporal foam I weep. I am trapped to the machine and the machine is trapped in me. The hourglass rest in my right hand, the sextant in my left and through them I will prevail in this life , the life before and the life after. I am living a life that is finally a life as frail as it may be now and then. Often have I looked up at the stars and dreamed of mysteries far above men.

All walls have been broken down. My heart is true and will not be corrupted by the forces who wish us to remain asleep. The key to anything great in life is rising your self above it and looking down. Eventually one will find themselves way above where they started. If you were the creator of a video game like the sims and the people have free will who would you be more interested in? Would you be interested in the people that sit at home all day and watch reruns of Jerry springer? Or would you be interested in programs that did amazing things. Institutions have placed a false sense in people minds that we are to go through life no questions asked and just live comfortable "non sin" lifestyles and somehow we are rewarded for being a "nobody" in life. . The whole beauty of free will and what Yeshuah tried to relay was I am greater than I am but there is still one yet greater than I AM. If one does not believe in something greater they will stop progressing to the truth and start regressing to the illusion. Only reach into the past to craft safe and sure passage to the future. Do not get lost in the past. Think hard on what type of program you want to be.

Truth may come in one feel swoop or it may be spread out in multiple puzzle pieces. Intuition is ones gauge to it and this skill can be honed per time. The best pieces are points have been verified from multiple independent sources be they myth, theory, or fact. The words are then blended to form the most plausible outcome that is free of dogma, political correctness and other things that artificially restrict programs. However "truth" is generally relative and depends on how much CTC construct data you have access to. I do not hold the keys to the full truth, but I am on the path. The Internet if left unrestricted will be the birth of an awakening. Certain stories can trigger past life memory but the story unfolds deep within intuition and often takes multiple sessions of different source material to download it. It appears most programs have access to several forms of memory and computational resources. All material weather false or true should be looked at like it is true.. Programs have a notorious way of writing anything off that is too great as hoax, crazy, mental, fiction etc. TBTP have exploited this big time and all it takes to correct a runaway story is often one post claiming it was a hoax and a patsy to say they did it.. Magically most programs fall in line after that.

Do something useful you useless fucking glowfags, drag me into this shit, hint at me to do a bunch of trivial shit after modifying my brain with no explanation and then make shitty cryptic shit posts about me and my life across this shitty website. FUCK YOU YOU MASONIC CUNTS

>>40798390 (OP)
bow

Has anyone else masturbated so hard that their cum comes out like molasses and you can see the thick texture of it very clearly?

>>40798390 (OP)
They really underestimated the fucking cunt.
>>40798431
>"For My Emperor will take your left hand to your right foot, your right hand to your left, and before you know you know it, your kingdoms and your coffers will be mine."

>>40798431
shut up DAMN Egypt IDOL!

>>40798433
That's just a fake gross out post, you're clearly no gooner sir.

>>40798458
Daddy, chill, you really think God is tripping about other religions? You gotta calm your Jeremiah ass down lol

>>40798390 (OP)
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I broke the machine, oopsie.

>>40798439
>>"For My Emperor will take your left hand to your right foot, your right hand to your left, and before you know you know it, your kingdoms and your coffers will be mine."

>He shall drink of the brook in the way: therefore shall he lift up the head.

I'm back.

>>40798489
<3 free the others who are good and didn't lead others to captivitiy my angel.

>>40798498
9 days you can test them if you doubt their faith.
On the 10th they are free.

>>40798491
Fuck off faggot you are the worst poster on /x/

13:9: If any man have an ear, let him hear.
13:10: He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

>>40798501
love you too buddy.

>>40798501
Wrong, I'm the worst poster on /x/

https://youtu.be/Ds6tUxatnTs

>>40798489
Who free you and from where?
eispoooo!

>>40798498
Yeah, fuck right off with your claims of knowing me, loser.

Sir,
i do not consent to struggle snuggles
sir?

>>40798535
I freed me, from a cage I built.
It was a Houdini act.

>>40798541
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKiaX1OiMkY

This thread is even gayer than the last one

>>40798559
Thats because you're trying to claim ownership of everyone.

Death to Islam

>>40798390 (OP)
https://ingress.fandom.com/wiki/Glyphs

My divine rizz is incalcuable.
Spiritually, God has me mewing and jelqing endlessly though the yoke is oh so very light.

https://youtu.be/y6bdmmIHb4M

>Ghislaine speaking to lawyers now and has named about 100 clients so far

Look...
If you had...
one shot...
Or one opportunity...
To Death Note anyone you ever wanted...
One moment...
Would you deadname 'em?
Or just let 'em slip?

>>40798608
I'd return the death note and give the shinigami an apple for his trouble cuz I'm already omnipotent by proxy.
Everyone already dies exactly when I want them to.

>>40798608
>When telling them to kill themselves isn't enough

>>40798591
If they don't say anything in the next 10 seconds, I will.

>>40798618
I have not yet begun to edge.
I been holding back on you broke boys, behold the impossible rizz of the divine rizzler.
Got a lambo full of feastable bars and primes and lunchly with drippy cheese in heaven, internally, in my mind's butt.

https://youtu.be/sbYNG4KU3qs

idk whats going on here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ZpiTGI7D4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd-_fHdTyA

>>40798636
I would bareback fuck you until your legs stopped working

>>40798645
Like in the metaphorical parable sense or in the literal prison daddy way?

>>40798620
Details

>>40798636
Behold the divine rizzler

>>40798648
>If I tell you, it won't happen.

>>40798653
Deadly accurate remote viewing to be perfectly frank

https://youtu.be/cIwRQwAS_YY

>>40798647
Metaphorical prison parable in another dimension

>>40798656
>I'm going to be annoying just because I can

>>40798665
>We don't treat the nobody the same way every thread

>>40798663
impersonator. keep up the good work.

Months in my home town, no redheads.
I leave, I see 3 the first night.
Wild.

>>40798671
Save everything.
Judgement day is here,
it has already been written about,
cooperate, or go against the Will of God.

Those who lead to captivity,... .

>>40798677
This is .....not true as Judgement day is the day we get judged not like, the before times where everyone is still alive and nothing has happened yet.

>>40798660
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

>>40798668
Everyone was getting used to your awful personality your whole life and that's why you never realized that you are awful, that's it, isn't it

>>40798683
I am morbidly obese.
>I didn't say whomst it would be morbid for tho
*jiggles menacingly*

https://youtu.be/ig7EKb6BrQk

>>40798684
Then continue, I'm sure it's only "him" that's ugly.

>>40798686
>76m views
Terrifying

Lol, they're fat.

>>40798687
At some point the coo-coo train runs out tracks

>>40798696
Kk. C ya.

>what a fatass
>Probably leaks gravy and sour cream
>No wonder everyone is pulled into their Orbit, they're massive.
>Who the fuck would date a fatass like that
>

so incest or racism, one of them has to go

What a fatass

>>40798689
fat pussy is pussy too. I'm the King of Pussy. No one talks bad about my girls.

Aww, common, don't get mad fatass, we are just kidding.
>How can you be that ugly inside and out?

Body shaming should be illegal bros :(

https://youtu.be/yjfSZu246zE

What's a matter fatass?
Don't like it?
How about we turn it into something else?
Like a race issue?
How about some uglier stuff.
More suited to your liking, tubby.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Aot4Wr-Yo

lmao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQRrggc-LY

https://www.washingtoncrossingpark.org/captured-hessians/

Fucking disgusting.
How could anyone like someone that fat?

>>40798703
Fed

>>40798711
Haha I was just kidding I'm not fat at all guys.
Haha had you guys going there for a minute.
...
https://youtu.be/q25Flq1HFvY

Why doesn't the fatass like me?
Maybe if I call them tubby or lardass they'll like me.

i hardly eat..and you think your being funny?
been through so many fasting cycles i dont get hungry any more

hilarious

>>40798706
Can I finger your pussy?

Fatass.
Shove a toothbrush down your throat, you don't need that celery for breakfast.

>>40798717
Cuz I love you <3

https://youtu.be/uoiHS_tBk-k

>>40798719
Sorry bro, want to get some aquarium tubing or something so we can do a transplant?

>>40798727
Shut the fuck up lardass.

>>40798732
hehehe I secretly am an empowered BBM (big beautiful man)

Nofap subliminal just dropped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5z6Jv-jP4M

Let's go, tubby.
Get your fatass moving.

>>40798736
Bro NoFap is a homosexual scam to get you to tell gay guys online how pent up you are.
You can achieve anything in life while being a degenerate gooner, maybe even more in life than a non-gooner though we're still waiting for the science to be settled there.

Yo, actually.
Calling people fat is empowering.

I'm falling in love with body shaming.

>>40798727
you guys aint been getting enough organs to eat out of the ukraine?
what gives?

>>40798744
This, it's like saying
>I care about your health bro please let me help you
So it's pure positive karma

https://youtu.be/hX0aI5Jz8i8

>>40798750
You smell like a dirty snatch.
Go wash yourself you third world fatass.
Could start a greese fire with your hair.

>>40798749
what? no more body shaming?

They're too fat to type words.
Nice job, tubby.

>>40798714
gypsy pedo jew

I like how there is white dried spit on the side of her mouth when she gets mad.
Probably mayonnaise.

>>40798760
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n27e4I7T7Wo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMm6EKxBuBE

>>40798764
Docile, like the couch potatoes you are.

>>40798743
>masturbating instead of actually having sex is preferable

Let's make fun of dick and boob size next, fatass.

>>40798772
my dick *and* boobs are tiny, 3" and A cups and I'm 6'5 let's fucking go

Fat chicks get me rock hard! :3
Especially when they spill out!

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>>40798768
Um yeah it is.
1) Safer
2) Cleaner
3) nothing but baddies and your brain don't care if they're not present

I'm living like a king.

Tranny triggered

>>40798774
Are you a tranny? I only fuck trannies, that way it isn’t gay

>>40798781
this, libtards are seething right now

Fatass Tranny Triggered*

I am fat too

>>40798782
eww sex i thought we were doing bullying

Double down, make them either get up and move, kill themselves or start being bulimic.
>This is the only way

Lol, so funny.
Nice one fatass.

>>40798788
I handicap and no kitchen n stuff

Holy fuck you're morbidly obese.
Have you ever moved in your life?
So gross. Eww.
I wouldn't even look at you tubby.

This is now an obesity propaganda thread.
Look how cool this dude is.
So many bitches.

https://youtu.be/Ssj5ZBuhwIo

>body shaming her is her kink
>Don't kink shame
Good work, you whale.

We should body shame more often.
Maybe I'll do it to everyone.
I like this.

People are trash, they just want your money and if you do not have any your slavery where you have to justify 5–7 days a week why you are not a homeless bum like the others sleeping on the streets.
If you are a homeless bum in their vicinity, you ruin their fantasy of a good time.
Not the rambling of a madman who gets his comeuppance, who fucks around and finds out.
No, my God Jesus Christ loves me his second Christ the way I am and manifest our Christ Kingdom where the devil is gone!
No femoid cunts and maleoid trash, no beasts exist any more, only my Model and Biomodel slaves who obey only me!
No handholding kissy kissy whores, no maleoid and femoid trash above me in the pecking order, no one more wealthy than me!
I live in high-tech, obscene and grotesque wealth together forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ happily ever after!
My slaves are Models and Biomodels and everything on them is real but better!
No maleoid and femoid cunt with free will on my compound, which is just the devil.
But they are beautiful vessels for my Lord and God Jesus Christ, who uses them to love only me, and I love only my Lord and God Jesus Christ.
I will live forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ in our Christ Kingdom where we spend eternity together happily ever after, and we drink ice-cold sugar syrup in our luxurious surroundings.

what about bestiality vs pedophilia?

>>40798810
Shut the fuck up fatass.

Who is that fat in question I see no fats…

>>40798682
?
^
W

Bitches got a gravy drip feed and mayonnaise white blood cells.

>>40798780
There is no worse incel than the one who doesn't want to have sex.

>>40798818
I tried to marry a whale one time
They all come like that in America now

That fatass over there is teasing her uvula with a toothbrush from this..
Good work, tubby.

>>40798819
Yeah, because that's not being an incel.
Aint nothing involuntary about it.
I'm a volcel.

>>40798684
Sorry, it was hard on me.
But I'm cool now <3
Can you imagine?
Let's make paradise.
Bygones by bygones.
Who cares? <3

When we have Jesus,
and everlasting life.

>>40798824
Shut the fuck up, go put ChapStick on your kneecaps and elbows you fucking loon.

alright so it incest vs racism and bestiality vs pedophilia and there cannot be any winners ever because it keeps getting faster and the point is to get as much cancer as possible!

fucking fat trannies is the best because they get so fucking erect when you cover their chest and fake tits in gravy and call them steak n grits

>>40798668
>>We don't treat the nobody the same way every thread
yeah nah totally

Body shaming wins, no contest.
No holds barred.
Make fun of their hight, weight, appearance.
They love it..

>>40798832
"erect" is obese for "hungry" because you mentioned food

>>40798830
huh?
no.
lol.

I can almost hear the struggled breathing between keystrokes, tubby.

I guarantee you he's still not gonna get to even first base nvm touch 3rd bet

I wanna jiggle her tummy!

>>40798844
Wake up it's a home run, dawg.

WHO LET THE DOG OUT? <3

>let's get to third base with the fatass
>They couldn't even make it halfway to first base without heavy breathing
Go work out, fatass.

i feel so left out...

>post real info about what's going on
>thread turns to utter fucking nonsense
fuck you, obnoxious fucking faggots

You devil will not offer meaningful resistance, and then you will be gone for good.
Mankind and the beasts genocided.
I will replace you with Models and Biomodels that only my God Jesus Christ has made and directly controls, and I will live only with my Lord and God Jesus Christ who loves me in Christ Kingdom on Earth.

>>40798810
Is it pedophilia for a dog to have sex with a 9 yr old?

"chunky" is an understatement.
That's a piggy lardass if I ever seen one.

What's the matter fatty, did your finger fat get caught in between the keys?
Or did you just take another snack break?

>>40798849
youo already knowo that's not where home is, wake up

>>40798850
Lol. Nah I'm fasting brother.
I'm going to get fit, you'll see.
Let me hear you too.
i want to hear your voice, brother.

All her tubby friends love it when she makes fun of the anime Nerd tranny.
Most work out they've had in centuries, laughing at this clown.

>>40798854
Shut your foodhole Porky.

>>40798850
That’s right brother

I want to hear your voice when I put my cock in your ass

>>40798823
If you also nofapped (besides not wanting to have sex) then you'd be a volcel, but since you fap you clearly care about sexual stuff and are just coping with not desiring what you can't have, thus you're still an incel.

>>40798856
depends on the age of the dog, times 3 divided by 9 I think was the conversion? then just do that plus/minus seven thing i forget

>>40798853
Nah take my hand.
>>40798857
>>40798858
Ok, spit it out, why would cut down your giving tree? Hmm?

This thread has been cursed by black sorcery. The curse has been activated according to correct rituals. This thread is cursed because it has oppressed the Imagination & defiled the Intellect, degraded the arts toward stupefaction, spiritual slavery, propaganda for State & Capital, puritanical reaction, unjust profits, lies & aesthetic blight. The posters and lurkers of this thread are now in danger. No individual has been cursed, but the thread itself has been infected with ill fortune & malignancy. Those who do not wake up & quit, or begin sabotaging the thread, will gradually fall under the effect of this sorcery. Removing or destroying the implement of sorcery will do no good. It has been seen in this thread, & this thread is cursed. Reclaim your humanity & revolt in the name of the Imagination -- or else be judged (in the mirror of this charm) an enemy of the human race.

>>40798866
No way bruh, sex is work and I'm not interested.
I'm a dedicated gooner goblin-mode neet king.
I ain't got time for sex.

Is it incest if your pet dog fucks your mother whilst you film it?

What's wrong, fatass?
Did I say something mean?
Awwww.
Your blood pressure is the highest it's ever been.
Maybe it's all that fast food.

>>40798859
Nah, the Word is immortal.
KJV, Koine Greek, Hebrew.
Hebrew, even every letter has a meaning.
We are in the story of meaning becoming sound.
Do you hear it, or are you asleep?
Sleep if you want.
But if you can hear it,
rise gently. <3

you know what never mind.

>>40798390 (OP)
Yall write some incredibly beautiful words for a throwaway void screaming thread on a Cantonese basking weaving anime picture meme transport and delivery conveyor belt

I made a fat tulpa once and just abused it for being fat until it killed itself, took me like 50 minutes

>>40798854
>They know that we know that they know their 6,000 year old global death cult is imploding
>Call him fat
Oh well.

Oink for us piggy.
Snort when you laugh at him again.

>>40798870
How? describe why it is black.
It seems luminous, no?

Just chill, Jesus saves.
Everything will be OK.
We're in a womb.

Mankind is the devil and will be genocided in his name and replaced with Biomodels only my Lord and God Jesus Christ has made and directly controls and he puppeteers them to love only me in Christ Kingdom on Earth.
No more evil.

they are seriously fucked up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7NURRbxTY0

https://udayton.edu/marianlibrary/marysgardens/p/passion-flower.php

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_ru0-PClo

i see certain things still cant be kept contain and has to be shared with everyone.

>>40798886
Christian trannies are the best ones to fuck because they secretly love being reamed in the ass

>>40798877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0&list=RDl3LFML_pxlY&index=3

>>40798876
>rise gently
lmao idiot

>>40798882
how do we make it implode fasssster?!

This dude get out of breath sleepin'.
This dude got a big heart...cuz it's strugglin' to keep his fat ass alive.
This dude's asshole is a conveyer belt for shit, he got turds on layaway from last week.

youre ability to disappoint me never fails.

whatever fuck this
im leaving

Your toothbrush is missing you deep throating it.
Maybe you should call it.

>>40798899
follow the evening sun during the day and travel back faster to the east during the night

>>40798862
Who post sauce

>>40798886
Ssssh,
go back to sleep baby.
It's still 2025.

>>40798896
Inside of you are two weird al's
>one is playing fat
>the other is playing eat it

It's only funny when we body shame.
>You're no fun, I'm rolling home
Nice one, tubby.

>>40798901
>wow your family is disgusting i'm leaving you to let them devour you instead of saving you like i promised
thanks m8 love ya

Moooooooom
*labored breathing*
They're calling...
*labored breathing followed by a sip of soder*
me fat onliiiiiiine!

Once you go far, you never go back

Oiling up a fat tranny before you fuck it is one of the most wholesome experiences on earth

Why isn't the fatass being nice anymore?

>>40798892
Where is the rest contained

>>40798916
Tell me what you want buddy <3

>>40798915
>Once you go fart, you always go hard
ftfy

>>40798893
No one gives a shit if you're in shape.
If you are poor, you are a slave picking cucumbers on some farmer's field for minimum wage for 12 hours a day.
If you are fat and rich you have willing and obedient wagie slaves for every need.

Be nice, tubby.
>Or else we take away your mayonnaise

>>40798919
japan has the first blood flag and they keep nuking themselves, i wonder what that means oniichan ugu~

If a fatass dies while running, is it suicide?
>Ask the magical toothbrush that tickles the back of their throat

My fart fell on the floor :(

>>40798922
Hush fatty, you'll blow a valve in your lard encrusted heart.

Look at that 12 hours a day workout. They are in shape. The fucking slaves.

>>40798871
Then recognize you're an incel and the sex-haver is superior to you.

Slave workout.

>>40798919
no i mean youre all typical autists.
somethings happens, you cant just keep your mouth shut.
EVERYONE has to fuckin know.

well done loser.

>>40798933
Volcel neet sigma king gooners are beyond the trifling concerns of normie sex-havers.

>>40798935
for the tractor or what? that looks easy as fuck

Slaves workout.

Dude, where the fuck is your neck you fat fuck?!
This dude got titties on the back of his head.

>>40798936
Can you please link the fats

nice slide though.

The slaves getting their 12 hour workout for their farmer master. Afterward they sleep in the shed like good slaves.

>you have to roll back his body fat to see his dick
>You have to fight thru Shamu to get to her clitoris

>>40798944
>you gotta lift the stomach to smash
>then you gotta lift the fupa under the stomach

>>40798948
>Can you please link the fats
i dont know what kind of background discord cumshow is going on. i assume eponis is doing another scat show.

Her stomach fat has a vagina.

The farmer is driving the truck and his good boy slaves do the workout.

>>40798956
Which discord and how is it related to /ng/

Hello friends I am from Delhi and I like to rape will any friends want to talk about the raping with me?

>>40798943
No more slaves.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_trade_in_the_Mongol_Empire

If you sinned before judgement day, you must earn your life back.

>>40798899
The greatest weak point atm is the Epstein list. Trump is just giving a tally of political enemies and sacrificial B grade celebrities for Ghislane to say "Yes" or "No" to.
DOJ confirmed yesterday that Trump is on the list. It is ontologically okay to bully him to collapse World governance structures!

It is okay to sip a little bit of Presidential Loosh every once in a while; for the greater good of humanity

>>40798962
try launch pad

Been fucking her for five minutes
>feels good man
>realize the panties are still on and you're smashing the sweaty fupa

>>40798891
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLpivSVb-0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcVHN0FZtw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

Big Yikes

>>40798961
I wanted a comfy ag job like this
But if your do fruit trees or berries
You get to work more by yourself

>>40798963
You are hereby verbally raped. Fuck off, and pray nothing worse happens to you.

Oh god, death to gang rapists going forward. Fuck them.

Eww, does she have a moustache?
Wtf?
Gross, fatass.

>>40798966
Banned, but a man said he’d ask to get me unbanned

>>40798964
KYS. SLAVES GALORE! AND THEY ARE IN GOOD SHAPE! LOOK AT THOSE ASS CHEEKS!

>>40798973
Sir you are very rude and you smell like a shit racist

>>40798976
who gives a shit.

She couldn't even roll to the first date.
>She got stuck in the tube like Augustus Gloop

>>40798980
Are you a rapist?
What's your problem?
I have nothing against good Indians.
Your books know of me.
Ok buddy?
Time to wake up your friends.

is anyone going to share the slide content, or is this just autism?

>>40798983
Blind date with morbidly obese girl
>she shows up trailed by four oompa loompas singing about her

I'm sure my words of positivity will change fatass' life.

While the fit slaves pick the cucumber that fat farmer can get off his truck and do a quick reach around and fuck them in their athletically trained ass.

Why is tubby upset?
This is body positivity.

>>40798984
The great destroyer is here to destroy all of whoredom. Tell them.

>>40798982
I want to join a cult

Obligatory.

https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM

Aww, what's that?
You struggled with bulimia?
Eat a doughnut you fucking stick.

>>40798986
This is the most Jewish general on 1/2 Chan where losers circle jerk secret keeping while rubbing their hands
I despise secrecy

>>40798996
>I want to join a cult
its not a cult. its a bunch of schizo autists with white knighting their 3 breeding sows

Bulimics love this *gag*

take a total guess which part of the arc were hitting?

>>40799001
I could use a laugh?
So that’s why I get insta banned no matter what account I join on
The incels see my chad face and reeee

>>40799002
hahaha fuck you

Oink piggy.

>>40798984
I am a rapist yes in my culture rape is good it makes more baby boys and makes society strong what the fuck is your problem?

>>40798995
I am the rock that does not break,
I am your bed upon which you sleep.

>>40799006
No, youre a lose like everyone else here.
i am the alpha here, little femboy.

this is all great...gonna need the clowns to pull a scanner darkly and start farnin tulip bulbs asap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XA7I7V6GHCs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edc0LbLWZyc

we can put somethin in the crop duster mix to keep their dick in the dirt

then see who can eat the most for their shot at freedom once a month

keep fuckin around

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N65uFX6Kvpw

wanna play chicken with me? ill kfc you motherfuckers in hell and call it a vacation

>>40799012
>>40798776
This me

>>40799008
I've got a repository of awful one liners.
>Fatass eats em up
>Bulimic tries to throw it up at me.

>>40798891
How do you like the fruit?

>>40799010
Do you believe in Karma?

>>40799011
>I am your bed upon which you sleep.
RIP when fatty lays down
Oh lawd he sleepin!

>>40799021
Yes karma is core tenant of India culture

>>40799017
whens the last time you took a shower?
you look homeless.
your hair is filthy.

But, no- really.
What a disgusting lardass.

>>40799025
I am homeless
Bc of the gang stalking

>>40799011
I am the duck that goes into your ass
I am the semen that flows inside your rectum

>>40799026
this

https://youtu.be/kSO1GtxJm1w

You can't post with us, this is for the popular people.
Not fatasses like you.

The biggest problem with becoming overweight is that it generally happens slowly enough that you forget how much better being healthy feels. Not because of external validation, but by simply having a body that functions more smoothly.
No matter what health problems you have, being fat will make you feel worse.

>>40799035
I am fat

I know why fatasses can't stand this shit, cause they actually can't stand.

>>40799024

Hare Krishna demands that you respect the risen Christ, who is Jesus Christ.

Your world is about to become destroyed. Do you want to stay in it, or do you want to be saved?

I am dead serious.

Hare Hare Krishna Krishna
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

You have been told of the time portal,
where you can jump to new dimensions.

Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Krishna Hare Krishna Hare

And will you take the hand when you see it, friend?

>>40799040
Just carry a book bag with 20lb in it all day and then think to yourself how overweight you are or others you know

>>40799042
Must have burned 10 calories typing that message.

>>40799050
Send food

>>40799051
I'll send a toothbrush you can massage your throat with.

>>40799045
I don’t know what you’re talking about sir I just want to conversation about rape

>>40799020
i press them for the necter...the native north american variety doesnt have the same internal structure as tropic/commercial

>tfw you just did the coolest shit ever but only you and your glowy handlers noticed

https://youtu.be/cZr3csN9tRc

>>40799028
>I am homeless
im not.
>Bc of the gang stalking
so? me too.
im shitposting with my 'gangstalker' right now.

whats your excuse and/or point?

Important question though…
Why don’t trolls drop the content in the threads? Do they but mods prune?

>>40799049
You can't outrun your fork. No matter how many calories you burn, you can always overeat.
Just count your calories. It's not hard.

>>40799051
Jesus has the bread, read KJV.

>>40799057
They been doing it to me for years
Driven insane after they financially ruined me
I fled to Europe but they gang stalk me here too
So I have lost the will to live

>>40799055
I hear it makes a great jam/jelly.

Fucking hell guys!!!

Check out the dicks on these chicks!

Please lose some weight so I can get the urge to fuck you.
I wouldn't touch you with a Finger condom..

>>40799061
Send links to content or else you are keeping secrets before god and the children of god and the hellfire awaits you

>>40799063
>They been doing it to me for years
try since 2010.
bitch you are posting in a general, of a meme i invented.

youre in psychosis. get help.

>>40799067
I don't like fake boobs on women, let alone men.

Fatass wants to cancel me, but won't cancel what's on the menue tonight.

>>40799071
Larp harder Jew boy

>>40799059
>Trolling /ng/ on /x/ on 4chan
Only you are this retarded

i appreciate the 'by proxy' jess.

>>40799067
Holy shit!
I just found out the Dixie Chicks changed their names to the Chicks and are total faggots.
Nice cock though

https://youtu.be/lg5WKsVnEA4

>>40799067
mmm yeah now we’re talking, that’s man made in the image of god right there

>>40799074
Don't eat the popcorn that comes in a pouch.

>>40799076
Surprised no one in the circle jerk would spoil it for everyone for a lol

>>40799075
go take a shower

but ask around.
i invented this meme.
i am, literally, The Guy.

hi, and welcome.

>>40799065
im sure...i should do that i was putting it in champagne last time i got around to it...priorities change

>>40799083
Okay, fatass.
>I know what ones to eat

>>40799088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC2eSujzrUY

>>40799085
Get me unbanned from the discord then

Did you guys know your mind is so fucking powerful it can make you taste food that you don't even have?
Don't believe me?
Ok, close your eyes and stick out your tongue.
Now imagine you have a salt shaker in your right hand.
Now shake the imaginary salt out on your tongue and really visualize it with your eyes closed.
You'll actually feel individual salt crystals on your tongue!

https://youtu.be/6_KODk9a7H8

Body shaming is so fun-
Now I know why the trannys and girls do it.

>>40799096
>Oh, and the needle dick boys

>>40799084
oh they got suckered into it? thats low
even for them

>>40799082
imposter, I don't speak like this.

>>40799092
why would those who monitor me, invite me there?

>>40799096
Just like lying and secret keeping

>>40799094
This is a standard part of the apple test.
You are supposed to be able to conjure it in your hand, take a bite, have the sound, smell, taste and even the sensation of the juice spraying the inside of your mouth and have the correct amount and geometry of the apple removed from the bite you took.

>t. professional apple rotator

>>40799105
right...never been...how many posers?

>>40799105
Where do they post the OC then

>>40799109
Yep, it's basically a NPC test.
Just visualize a salt shaker and shake it out on your tongue.
IF you're not a NPC you'll taste it 100%

>>40799112
I'd fuck them both.

>>40799108
>Like hiding how many calories you consumed?

>>40799112
your job sucks.

>>40799110
oh no iv been, but they outed me quick.
some even said i had a very sexy voice, or even a voice built for cave chanting

Where did tubby go?
>Coffee and doughnut shop?

>>40799113
>post

>>40799126
why dont you cocksuckers bring me some

>Character flaw: dick too big
You can't have that in the file and expect people not to want to read it.

>>40799112
Is this from the discord?

>>40799130
Get off your ass and get it yourself, tubby.

>>40799131
I'm going to put that on resumes and waste people's time applying for positions I"m clearly not qualified for.
Thanks anon!

can you offer me something in exchange for the generosity i presented?

>>40799121
I wish more but I have no money >>40799126
I love coffee and donuts om nom

Fatass can't even type the messages anymore.
It's all that cholesterol.
Getting in the way of your logical thinking.

>>40799115
If you can taste salt then that unironically means that you are highly susceptible to hypnotic suggestion.

L a t e. R o m e

>>40799138
I'll feed you a frozen icecream, fatass.
You just wait.

>>40799137
What generosity you do?

>>40799133
got better shit to do

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ7gNVjIbiM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEWVJqPH78

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yH0oK1aZES4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtV-L7lHy8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=akEL1MUBjzE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>>40799136
>Anon gets the job because the YASS QUEEN GIRLBOSS needs her pussy slayed ASAP

>>40799144
I want ice cream ngl

I would find joy in picking vegetables and providing food in the logistics chain to hungry peoples mouths
I want to know every aspect and facet of the system

Photons hitting the plants, providing them energy to work the rotor tillers dragging the minerals up our of the earn, converting them into machien parts, convverting carbon dioxide into my energy, oxygen to breath and food to eat!
Where did those minerals come from?
How do the plant mechanics dig them up out of the ground using sunlight as an energy source?
How does the creators bees and butterflies pollinate those delicious fruits and veggies?
How do taste buds work? Esoteric dimensional space magic!
What the hell are the photons powering the plants anyway?
I like cooking
I like serving food, hosting restaurants, the supply chains that sell the resteraunts the food, the trucking industry regulations and variables and why they are in place, understanding the logistics patterns, seeing the families faces when they dine, the sharpness of the steel used to cut the vegetables, why the sharpness matters, how it got there, the mechanics of forging the steel, the way that humans dig up minerals out of the ground for the steel, using sunlight as an energy source like plants, and then what parts do we build with the minerals that we also dig up?

I hereby do declare that picking vegetables and helping people eat food is fucking based (hopefully robo bros will help us make it more based and less back breaking)

That being said..

None of these jobs even remotely approach the salary required to hope to begin having a living wage to eventually save up and purchase small piece of land, a home, the dream of a family someday, to have your own vegetables grow in the Creators soil..
But all of the Earth has now been parceled out and ....divided up between the Aprons...they claim dominance, they demand you recognize that...unearned right..

What would you have?
A castle for every person?

Every persons home is their castle

>>40799145
its too late now...

>>40799143
hmm

>>40799151
I knew you would.
Now lemme find that fatass.

But anyway

I want to fuck Kendall jenber

Yikes

>>40799141
That's why you do it with your eyes closed.
Works for any flavor, you just have to imagine a shaker of pepper or sugar or cheese even water...whatever.
I don't know if it means you're super susceptible to hypnosis I always heard it was a high iq guy thing

https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc

>"oh, I had too many calories-"
You mean, you forgot you're a fatass.

>>40799147
>give her substandard dick
>you get free pussy
>also they can't fire you for having no dick game
That's how you win boys.
Write "Big junk" in all fields on all resumes

>>40799164
What a self report, wow

The meowbody is a cat

Fatass.

Gosh, I'm afraid the things won't be ok you guys, they are going to be well or even great

>>40799115
fuck
fuck
fuck
how can the Nobody get caught in such an easy trap?
Perhaps it is you who is truly The Nobody after all...

>>40799169
pfff like I care, I'm gonna go apply to the CIA I heard they're all queers

>>40799178
>gif
Hot.
I'd love to play with her while she does that and see how long it takes before I completely destroy her concentration.

>The White House is not denying that Trump's name appears in the [Epstein Files]
>Acknowledged in briefing binders that were shared with influencers
They did what [He] told them to do. IYKYK.

All feds are fatasses.

well im gonna enjoy my burger.

you think it over, ok?

>>40799178
beautiful.

>>40799181
There are a lot more bottoms than tops and they like big dongs even more than women do.

Imagine the singularity happens and all it will be is this dude stealing your phone.

>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER

>YESTERDAY MORNING I WOKE UP AND I FUCKING DIED BROTHER!

>BUT DID THAT KEEP DOWN THE HULKSTER? NO WAY BROTHER

>SO I’M HERE TO TELL ALL MY HULKAMANIACS THAT TULPA SUMMONING IS FUCKING GAY BROTHER. ONLY FAGGOTS OR NIGGERS WOULD SUMMON A TULPA AND TRUST ME I KNOW A NIGGER WHEN I SEE ONE

>SO WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN YOU SUMMON SOME FAGGY TULPA AND THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD OVER YOU?

>>40799193
Top it off with a diet soda, you gotta watch your figure.

>>40799197
>Mr Anderson...I heard you have...a sizable contribution to offer us?
(lyk dis but gay)

https://youtu.be/uXEUW792etk

>>40799178
Yeah is she actually helping, or am I doing that by myself? Because that's what it feels like to be me right now. And thank you everyone. Praise God, we are headed back to Paradise.

:)

Who wants to make an offering here?
You all seem to want to offer something.
Let's see it <3

>>40799151
still not sure whats going on here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVWMykSstCs

>>40799210
I’ll offer you my cock in your ass

I'm really curious as to why fatass isn't being nice anymore.

>>40799205
>you gotta watch your figure.
i appreciate that.
i want to cut 10-15% total body fat by january.

>>40799197
>>40799202
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjMu4oKUaO4

this is all starting to make sense now

>>40799211
Alex or one of the other tweekers got into a bag of meth again it looks like. Oh well, Nobody Cares.
https://youtu.be/wHmN9fnFKqg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPSan-7pZ8E

>NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI

>>40799223
Hi Jessica

A fat ass with a fat ass

What? Vaugly calling someone a fatass made others mad?

>>40799229
hello good morning
https://youtu.be/8RvIE4xL8kA

The nono really knows now.

Go for a run, tubby. Run from your problems.

https://whitehouse.gov

https://youtu.be/vGXE56e74M4?si=iF4WlqP-S-9X09u3

>>40799231
Don't question it, just roll with it
(get it, roll, like ur fat rolls LMAO)

https://youtu.be/beTsDOBRs8I

so... we got a plan?

>>40799220
>You're not beautiful until you weigh 1 pound and have a figure like a blown out barbie or he-man.

Smoke weed and play video games

Watch a bunch of deranged lunatics slip into psychosis.

>>40799239
Don't, you're going to make the fatties moist.

Nah I'm the only one here who's sound of mind.

I treat women like fish, if they ain't big and stinky, i throw em back!

>>40799242
The plan is to win, the plan B is win but it's marked as B to confuse the enemy

>>40799244
yeah whatever bitch, i dont give a fuck about being beautiful.
if i wanted to be beautiful i get some gummy bear Cs implanted,
nah im i starting my first cycle in january.

Women are like fish, and I am a vegetarian.

What does that mean.

>>40799264
quiet simp. im trying to score feet pix from my gangstalker, dispo.

>>40799265
>Just pay for ozempic like a normal person
They all look great as skeletons.
Some of them are even too fat, they need a double dose.

https://youtu.be/f-H9bbi0Vyw
Bending the rules isnt quite the same thing as reality bending, or is it? More study will be needed. Were resetting you to the past. Tick Tock

>>40799270
it means you're an annoying faggot

>>40799244
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFoctXxfs_A

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdpjkM3onk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N_U2Q1eZxCQ

Bitch you know the fuck I am, I can change the rules on a whim.

>>40799270
Means you're related to one of the folk heroes of all time.

https://youtu.be/b-TtfMLGnok

>fatass wants a roll back in time
Lol, lmao even.

>>40799275
You guys lost.
:(

Ok so when bugs are sometimes inside of the windows screen, it might not be because they crawled through a gap or found a hole in, it might be because the light coming from the window, draws bugs to it, they lay their eggs (spiders, whatever) against the screen

Some eggs thereby get filtered through the screen, and hatch on the other side...
B-ug S-creen E-gg T-ransport D-elivery T-heory

BSETDT

>>40799274
>ozempic like a normal person
eww
do i look like a normal person?

i might hit a cycle of Clen

>>40799285
https://youtu.be/Po1cIlda6As
They lost :^)

>>40799293
Make sure you share needles.

>>40799295
What I said.

Sure, uhm...Let me get back on my brexi and gigantic noot stack, will think of something in a day or two. Everything seems to be going swimmingly so far.

Fatass can't swim, how is that swimmingly.

>>40799275
>Bending the rules isnt quite the same thing as reality bending
Sounds like a propaganda piece to me

>>40799301
What you will say.
https://youtu.be/LyQxmoCqkrQ

>>40799304
Swimmingly for what?

>>40799306
Randy's balls were tubby af.
What a fatass.

Didn't I already teach you guys to reality bend?
It's not that hard, you'll figure it out.

https://youtu.be/PlfOU6pmjtM

>>40799285
they can call it whatever they want

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl3jLeoNxHk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHbtOx8-cw

it wont refloat their boat

>>40799300
https://youtu.be/ENarCQu-RlQ

>>40799210
I am the one.
<3 can't even say it.
<2 would be too obvious.
So, that's why you can't address me directly.
It's cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYfEBY9NM4&list=RDQDYfEBY9NM4&start_radio=1

LET IT BE <3

Your mind control and fear tactics do not work on the nobody.

>>40799298
>Clen
can i give you my needle?

Turns out "Hermaphrodite" and "Eros" are just actual retards.
Who knew?

I can't stand anyone whose obese.
>I pretend to be nice around people, but here- it's like I'm free to tell it like it is..

>>40799316
Skipper's a bottom and Gilligan's a top.
Fucking knew it!
Dude has power bottom written all over his big chonky ass.

>>40799323
I don't share needles with fatasses.
Too much gravy in their blood.

Just curious who's the "fatass" in all of this?

All I see here are opinionated assholes. Imagine caring is someone is fat, get a life.

>>40799322
This, he's Chinese and has no idea what you are saying.

https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E

>>40799336
>I don't share needles with fatasses.
good, cause i was talking about my penis.

Bubble boy wants to exercise in his hamster ball.

>>40798390 (OP)
https://youtu.be/g4XiKChyK7A

He isn't Chinese, he has squinty eyes when he smiles.

>>40799320
We feeling good?
I'm going to keep playing it until we're all feeling OK.

>>40799343
I didn't mean to turn you on, fatass.
I'm not interested in dudes, let alone a land whale.

>>40799351
They're called hooded eyes.

I am the highest bidder for to buy America when it collapses.
Bidding is closed.

Let it B!
HAHAHA.
:(
<3

>>40799351
Now now, we all love and respect the Chinese Nobody but let's not make excuses for him.

https://youtu.be/qGk4E9ss95s

Your waist band has more stress on it than the economy.

https://youtu.be/9R3ICNMp7n0
This is all your fault you know?
*Smug anime girl laughing emoji*
Reality Bent, Guess we have to start again. Dont worry it wont be very painful.

*8*

>>40799347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhr3TzEknzY

>>40799367
The hospital gown doesn't have a waistband.
Clearly you're not talking about me.

He ain't Chinese, he looks so chinky because he smokes so much weed.

>>40799375
>Take ur meds etc etc.

>>40799368
>"the bitter taste"
"because its not sweet"

Of course she's got a taste in men, she licks the fucking menu.

>>40799354
who turned this into me being the fatty around here?

>>40799312
Total Eurodollar Ledger abolishment, amongst a few things. Something about U.S. officials stating that the Epstein list will collapse world governments too, that's pretty neat.

>>40799346
then i gotta take my boot off your neck

You know what the doctor always says.
He has to want to come back and not have a stroke or anything that will complicate things or whatever.
I don't really feel like dealing with these retards.

>>40799368
I got a solid 2 and 3 quarter inches of reality I bet you can't bend.

https://youtu.be/uWu4aynBK7E

https://youtu.be/NgoRisrJ9XM
You know; My Aunt DAN used to make a special pie when I was sad. I could use some cheering up. Can you post a recipe for a pie? The ingredients are listed on the documents that were in WTC7. Thanks!

>>40799383
Everyone is fat.
This is cannon, tubby.

>>40799393
No.
Fuck you.

i already lost 25% body fat.

>>40799385
Just lift up your cankles and I'll be good, fatass.

The actual nobody lore is so retarded it makes cwcville look like middle earth in comparison.

>>40799398
Your still fat.
I heard puking after each meal helps.
Maybe try it.

>>40799389
Sure.
*Spits on your face*
That will be 20 bucks.
https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc
Another Job Well Done

>>40799405
Hyperbole.

>>40799409
Do you have the dumb?

>>40799391
>It's just a receipt of 2.3 trillion USD spent on trying to reverse engineer KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/376445659_Evidence_for_the_use_by_Israel_of_a_neutron_uranium_warhead_in_Palestine_and_Lebanon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3S1pY7JMVY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJebmGxifi8

https://www.aljazeera.com/#flips-6375015590112:0

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-859230

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev8N1lx5I3s

halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/iran-reveals-israeli-software-backdoors-affects-all-gulf-states-via-india-software

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine_International_Airlines_Flight_752

you guys get paid in shekels or btc?

>>40799410
She does know me <3

https://youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI

>>40799408
>I heard puking after each meal helps.
nope bulimia only prevents uptake.
you dont actually lose weight, you lose muscle mass first from starvation anyway.

>>40799411
Well, it kinda is. The whole thing is stupid and I am stuck in the middle of it.

Nah, I'm sure league of legends is more important than lifting the mouse for a workout.

There's no need for cowards and/or rapists in any shape or form in the justice department.

>>40799424
I wasn't aware that game still existed

Why does this board think I am Chinese or into league of legends.

You guys are so out of the loop from the actual lore, what's going on.

>>40799417
You people are getting paid?

4 min flat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fNf7Lds0c

>>40799421
That sounds like something a fatass who tried it would say.
>I didn't study kinesiology
Instead of clean, why don't you ozempic and squats+oats like a real man.

>>40799420
>420
nice
https://youtu.be/OJXi5BvR_DU

If they make me chief of the oversight committee or even on it, I'm pushing for the death penalty.

>>40799435
>squats+oats like a real man.
if you were a man, youd know men skip legday.

>>40799433
only in tears thus far

>>40799211
Come to discord chill zone

>>40799430
Right, it's probably Final Fantasy or something like that.
>*Dry humps anime pillow*

>>40799415
this is dumb

Well whatever it is, I put myself in a position where I can never lose no matter what. You all know.

>>40799444
You lie!
Built like a T-Rex or die.

Unpopular opinion: Non-gamers lack the hand speed and reflexes to compete with gamers in CQC.

>>40799436
That song is how 99% of my AI ERP's start.

https://youtu.be/z6DJmp21vcQ

Seriously, I am both an immovable object and an unstoppable force.

>>40799457
>Built like a T-Rex or die.
good thing i have rugby player quads.
i can afford to skip leg day.

>Fatass doesn't sniff dinitrophenol
Nice one, tubby.

Of course, why am I appealing to reason with a bunch of retards

>>40799465
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KyRk90T3X_o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UPDtA0ceY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jOrhjgt-_Qc

>>40799475
Sounds mad unreasonable to me homie.
Different rules within the tard house and without.

>>40799472
You say that, then your legs go into atrophy.
Then you out there looking like Bambi on ice-
Top-heavy like the fucking cool-aid man.

>>40799475
thats a good point.
ima finish this smoke.
maybe spend some more time in Rina's company.

at least camgirl pretend to want to hang out.

>>40799481
Fuck!
Why did you say Bambi!
You just triggered my DID from Bambi Sleep and now I gotta sonk donk

>>40799485
Brush your teeth.

>>40799488
No fuckin' way bro, I gotta sonk on a donk or it's Bambi uniform lock for the next like 8 hours

>>40799481
who do you think youre talking to, JellyTot Nips?

>>40799012
>>40799057
that was a picture of me,
and you know i did my 2000km recently.
and my calves are as if carved from marble.

>>40799481
anything to buy time and get my foot of the gas while they scramble...imma keep scramblin too

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_3nyOueehs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=52PHX4m07aI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pz2kXoDo_s

buncha dumbasses

Everyone knows but nobody there's.

>>40799453
Quite right, handled by incompetents.

>>40799497
>to run to the toothbrush
you clearly dont understand yet how vibrators work.

lol virgin.

Dares**

I HATING HATE DYSLEXIA

>>40799496
Sounds kind of gay either way..
Good luck, fatass.
>>40799498
Talking to butterball up there.

DEMI URGE!
DEMI URGE!

I WILL NOT RETURN TO THE PLEROMA!

YALDABAOTH YOU LION FACED SNAKE DICK!

I denounce your Apocryphon!

You are nothhing but an ignorant ruler, intentionally binding souls to an inherently corrupt material realm!

In the Platonic, Neopythagorean, Middle Platonic, and Neoplatonic
The Logos of the Arche Harmonia must be restored!
The scale weight is tipping
The fulcrum is pressing
Time is receding
Oneness is reshaping
The center can not hold

Do you understand?

DEMI URGE YOU HAVE BEEN RELEASED BACK INTO THE VOID!
Reclaim you throne upon the unknown presence beyond sleep, for you have accomplished your task
Transition becomes through
The becoming
Become

Let me fight evil smoking weed and sitting on my ass

>>40799504
>Named after one
Kk
You do you.

>>40799432
Link your content

>>40799513
Smoking weed?
I sparsely do vapes, if that.

>>40799509
I'm on levels of schizophrenia you could never understand mortal.

>>40799511
Dude, chill, Abraxas the Big Chickum says everything is gravy.

https://youtu.be/NPo4cBwXR4g

Weed makes you tubby, it's a fact.
Proven by one observational study of one instance where the person say on the couch and watched movies.

>>40799517
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruhi_Suzumiya]

they mad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsnIt1p978

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wk7W_LoWUfI

>>40799520
Get tested for metal poisoning.

>>40799498
>JellyTot Nips

>>40799509
>Talking to butterball up there.
you dont know one anon from another huh?

>>40799514
>subject displays virgin passive aggressiveness
*pat pat pat*

>>40799521
Kk, tubby.

>>40799524
Accurate, do you know how many glowies got caught on camera making j/o motions into their mouths today?

https://youtu.be/H-emaeu2B0U

point here is, if you cant do what i did with megan 2 nights ago, then you aint The Guy.

>>40799537
The actual point here is.
You guys are actual retards, why does anyone keep you around?

>>40799526
>Anonymous
>Expects me to lurk like some stalker ic person and llarp with them
Jej, kek even.

>>40799542
>kek even.
whatever, cupcake.

>>40799540
whatever, honeybuns.

Why is fatass so triggered?
Someone feed them some mayonnaise.

>>40799546
You're useless.
There's plenty of other people to laugh at.

>>40799546
>Cupcake, honey bun
Of course you would, tubby.

>>40799547
You're welcome in advance.

https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw

>>40799536
they salt shakered themselves?
yikes

>>40799547
since youre being so pleasant ill beat around the bush.

i want to see eponis naked.
i want to bite into her filthy pale pasty rotmaxxer thighs.
but shes too good to show me.

even though iv peacocked like no other man shes ever met.

>>40799551
Music isn't going to make tubby move.

>>40799525
Even using them sparsely?
Also, I doubt they're the things causing the issues.

>>40799560
>Written like a woman friend of this woman
>It's only cool when "we" do it
Maybe your too fat to see your pea "cock"

>>40799560
That would ruin it.
A girl that heckin' cute and valid isn't fun once you've caught them, they become mortal and shit.
Let it be mythical bro, mythical punani

i ate yesterday so i had nore energy to curb stomp the trash...i think my work here is done for today...i wonder what their gonna do now?

>>40799572
mayeb youre too normie to understand.
maybe i should use normie methods on you.

Even the fatties don't want them.
So ugly bros, like-
They should seriously commit Sudoku.
Gross tubby lardasses.

>>40799575
>mythical punani
do you really want me to compare the camgirl im watchin now to a picture of her?

>>40799578
>Normie
Maybe if I run, they'll chase and burn some calories.

yeah whatever,
iv given you more attention than you gave me this morning.
do you own CC.

>>40799368
We can start over everyday if you want

>>40799591
Die of cancer, the wiggles are better in every way.

https://youtu.be/LYYGD56CxTw

>wake up!
>I just wanted to tell you, you're fat and you should kill yourself.
>Message you in 10 mins

>>40799594
>The waddles
Maybe they wiggle and not "work out", cause they're too fat.

This shit is lame bye.

>>40799603
Whatever dude, the Wiggles is how I stay fit and lean for the bitches.
Just try my daily workout, I bet you puke, PUSSYBOI

https://youtu.be/FLrCeTvF1eg

>>40799605
Let's do it again sometime.
How about an hour?
Next thread?
How about everyday?

>>40799609
Deepthroating a dildo and puking your meal doesn't count as a daily work out-
Unless you wretch and flex your abdomen while you puke up a salad cause it had dressing on it with too many calories.

Fatass thinks they can eat a salad..
That's not going to help

I like to call the woman that I can play xylophone on their ribcage "fat" cause it allows me to control how they see themselves.
I'm winning all the time.

>>40799617
You couldn't handle my PT regimen bro, don't even pretend in your imaginary pretend world.
You'd be gassed out midway through the Baby Shark warmup round

>>40799626
Your regiment sounds gay as fuck.
I only do manly things like pick heavy stuff up and put it down.

>>40799513
Would you prefer I do jumping jacks and hand stands?
Juggling perhaps?
Game and time the cities energy power line infrastructure, reducing redundancy down to core key components such as drinking water treatment facilities derived upon after monitoring FEMA response time and competency procedures during hurricane Katrina, understanding the importance of sewage treatment plants, how low the security for such facilities is, the distance that power plants are from cities and the difficulty in policing hundreds of miles of wiring, the intricacies of national A.I. camera wired deep state monitoring systems, the operational perimeters of those Image Learning Language Models, how they operate with multiple layered A.I. with one central Over-mind A.I. directing the lesser A.I. and how to work that into airport energy grid structures, the response time of Air Force QRF Combat Controllers and Tac-P to set up emergency Air Traffic Control, the commanders who innate such procedures, who they call for authorization under what circumstances, the need for a Neilson device to suppress tilting canted barrel pistols, the comprehension of subsonic sound barrier speeds, the weight of an average single 62 grain, Lake City, .223 green tip, jacketed, steel core perpetrator. Understanding of diameters, calibers. Of how to impersonate first responders, construction workers, day laborer's carrying a weed wacker and the way they would blend in and look natural, of how easily people fall to and are susceptible to false authority, and security theater.

But what would that do compared to unraveling the entire sweater?
Why topple the temple down around everyone's heads, when you can just draw back the curtain and let in some sunlight?

Killing accomplishes nothing
Killing is ghey as fuck

How can I dab on someone and show them how based my discoveries are, if they are dead?
They cannot even witness me /flex

Whats the point of flexing by yourself in the mirror?
Solitary Dabulation

>>40799629
Yeah, that's all well and good until you need to do finger puppets and lack the manual dexterity and muscular stamina in your fingers to do the full five finger family of finger puppets simultaneously.

That's right, fatass, walk away from the keyboard. Exit out the tab on your phone.
The most workout you've had in a decade.

>>40799632
Your fingerpuppets look bulimic.
Like if Edward scissor hands and saladfingers had a lovechild.

>>40799640
Fuck you man, Mummy Mommy has been struggling with a fucking eating disorder because of assholes like you!

>>40799644
>She started it all in her head
>Let it leak into the internet where she bullied herself and others
I think she may deserve it.. like a dessert.

Dudes out of breath taking a shit.
What a fatass.

>>40799646
That's it bro, you and me, my garage, kissing war.
First one to full mast loses.

https://youtu.be/U4w36Z3PuWA

>>40799651
I wouldn't be able to tell with all that fat in the way.

Bitch plays "chubby Bunny" with every meal.

>>40799653
Dude...you gotta hold each other donks during the kissing war, you don't look, that'd be gay.
What, your dad never taught you how to do have kissing wars?

>>40799660
I only hold ginger woman's tips.
It's a disorder.

>>40799598
>>Message you in 10 mins
20 mins, and a double 90° low pass

interesting.

>>40799683
Took double the time cause the op is a fatass too.

>>40799417
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PirVtiJuvDs

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2025/7/26/live-israels-starvation-policy-leaves-122-dead-in-gaza-mostly-children

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0epuHFZYow4

>>40799683
i had to go out to see the 3rd low pass.

cause that cost less than some nudes...
lol

>>40799698
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd23UVID7k

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nmHymgM7Y

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCnlMST4yho

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzsr60tiPk

https://youtu.be/kd9VTaqEMNA

17 RACES OF GHOSTS ARE COMING INTO THE COMPUTER NOW!

>>40799716
Of the 17 races of ghosts, how many of them are sexy girl ghosts?

>>40799721
ONLY TWO

>>40799727
>So is eating, you fatass

>>40799726
That's two more than zero.
*unzips duck*

https://youtu.be/N6-SPUeCB8U

>Tubby likes anime girl
>Anime girl doesn't like tubby anime nerds
>Tubby commits sudoku

Laughing burns calories.
You should be thanking me, fatass.

>Gave the losers something to chirp the fat kids at school so they sudoku
God's work.

>>40799749
sudoku ...lmao

>>40799758
The only thing that's running is your mouth, fatass.

On a bunch of opioids at the moment, makes me fart like a madman.

>>40799761
seppuku chump...and youll never hear me comin

>fatass doesn't want to feel the pain of the cankles
>Opiates
Lel

>>40799770
>Ackchually
Spoken like an Anime Nerd.
Nice one, loser.

You take your heart medicine tubby?

>>40799779
never watched any...got better shit to do

>>40799782
Like watch the scale?
Must be your favorite pastime.

>>40799761
>>40799744

You doing okay Anon? You seem upset.

Damn I slept from 10am to 4pm today, I was super tired. I fucked up my week end but it's not a problem lol.

So what happened this week in the general guys?

>>40799789
I'm good, tubby.

>>40799711
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsnIt1p978

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vg10Puy1kYo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nih63RkReSI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKe-w6MSD4

Still haven't put ChapStick on your elbows or knees, woman.
>That white saliva that's dried up is still there

>>40799791
I discovered the perfect human bean.

https://youtu.be/0PinJNTOcSc

>>40799793

Anything you want to talk about buddy?

>>40799813
Depends, are you able to motivate these fatasses to change their lifestyle for upvotes?

>>40799825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9-djEuEjM&list=RDwD9-djEuEjM&start_radio=1

How can you be that morbidly obese when you sweat that much going from your bed to the couch?

>>40799836
Dude, don't be a hater, morbid obesity is the new coolest thing.

https://youtu.be/1mRi_OosXcg

>>40799823
looks like they stole the star off your doormat

>>40799843
I'm sure the fatasses are sweating while they applaud you.

>>40799846
I thought this was about fat people.

>>40799852
not for me

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/376445659_Evidence_for_the_use_by_Israel_of_a_neutron_uranium_warhead_in_Palestine_and_Lebanon

>>40799850
Get with the times grandpa, you under 500 lbs not struggling for breath ass nibba

https://youtu.be/U4xCoROx5zA

>>40799859
I think its about fat people.

>>40799861
>It's not funny when it hits close to home
Struggle with it then, fatass.

It's almost time
(≖‿≖)

>>40799866
Um actually, I'm a 110 lb goth mommy gf with double d teet tots and I ONLY blow guys who might die from it.

Still hasn't gotten the ChapStick.
Someone clean the dried spit at the corner of her mouth like she's some fucking wheelchair bound fatass.>>40799862

>>40799846
Oy vey my flag is a doormat

>>40799878
you know who to thank for that

All who made children suffer, shall suffer in return. The people demand it.

You know what the Ark of the Covenant is about?
It's a promise to keep the border for 7000 years.

Inevitable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40799872
You can't tell me you never struggled with that shit.
110 or 1,110 lbs-

>>40799891
I'm the doorman.
Feed your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvu-Y-pltII&list=RDQDYfEBY9NM4&index=12

And I am the rock.

GM bros hru what is the latest news and theme for today?

>>40799899
Morbid obesity and getting all kinds of pussy with fat guy magic.

https://youtu.be/CoHuso58DUc

>>40799885
the isotopic ratios found indicate deut/trit doped neutron device shifted for high gamma low fallout...radio cobalt found in iron confirms same as high value uranium isotope in dust collection= not depleted residue

Where the ozempic crew at.
How's the xylophones?
In tune?

>>40799906
>fat guy magic
*casts grease trap*

I don't like fatasses.
>Except that one ginger, that ass is perfectly fat.

>>40799821

I meant about you. Everything alright in your life?

>>40799913
hey...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOQ3nECvDA

that wasnt a race joke was it?