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Anonymous No.40834676 [Report] >>40834679 >>40834805 >>40834816 >>40835031 >>40835034 >>40835599 >>40835636 >>40835648 >>40835668 >>40836359 >>40836736 >>40837826 >>40837955 >>40838304 >>40838338 >>40838387 >>40840449 >>40841030 >>40841078 >>40841081 >>40841233 >>40841359 >>40842433 >>40843154 >>40843776 >>40844123 >>40844427 >>40844432
What you worshippin?
Anan No.40834679 [Report] >>40836055
>>40834676 (OP)
Source
Anonymous No.40834690 [Report]
Wait a sec how do I know you are not trying to kill my gods..
It Vardeh No.40834691 [Report] >>40841034
Barkon's Mind Computer
Anonymous No.40834719 [Report] >>40834731 >>40842590
Nothing, I won't believe in any religion until one can provide any evidence at all of being real.
It Vardeh No.40834731 [Report]
>>40834719
Because the star constellation in the night sky is cornered it proves it could be a simulation
Pooh No.40834805 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
The good God I suppose. I know good exists and must emanate from somewhere so I'm worshippin wherever it comes from and its going pretty well recently.
Anonymous No.40834816 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
the ineffable ground of all being
Anonymous No.40834974 [Report]
Her.
Anonymous No.40835031 [Report] >>40844517
>>40834676 (OP)
Myself
Anonymous No.40835034 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
I don't worship anything I just cultivate.
Anonymous No.40835599 [Report] >>40836147
>>40834676 (OP)
Our lord and savior jesus christ
Anonymous No.40835636 [Report] >>40836045
>>40834676 (OP)
No one, as a all powerful being don't need or give a fuck about worshippin.
Anonymous No.40835648 [Report] >>40836045
>>40834676 (OP)
The great I AM.
Anonymous No.40835668 [Report] >>40836045
>>40834676 (OP)
women's pleasure.
Anonymous No.40835686 [Report] >>40836045
Just believe in yourself
Anonymous No.40836045 [Report]
>>40835636
>>40835648
>>40835668
>>40835686
All satanic
Anonymous No.40836055 [Report]
>>40834679
Kek
Anonymous No.40836147 [Report]
>>40835599
Same
Anonymous No.40836359 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Hekate
Hermes
Aphrodite & Areia
Dionysus
Apollo
Tyche
Anonymous No.40836736 [Report] >>40837800
>>40834676 (OP)
spawn
Anonymous No.40837608 [Report] >>40837795
The God of Abraham.
Also known as Yehoah (in ancient hebrew) / Yehovah (in modern hebrew) / Jehovah (anglicized name) / Allah (in Arabic).
>But Yahweh is a desert demon!
>But Allah is a pagan deity!
Say the people who worship a literal man that was born out of a woman and died.
Anonymous No.40837795 [Report] >>40838025
>>40837608
Why does that guy like it so much when people cut off foreskin for him? That's like, his whole thing.
Anonymous No.40837800 [Report]
>>40836736
kek
Anonymous No.40837826 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
nothing, you shouldn't be giving your energy out to gods and spirits.
put in back into labor, into means to accrue more power
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40837942 [Report]
Truth
Anonymous No.40837955 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Brian
Anonymous No.40838025 [Report] >>40838282 >>40840584 >>40841148 >>40843745
>>40837795
The God of Abraham is the most lied about being in the whole world. He never ordered circumcision for anyone.
>But the Jews do it!
The Jews corrupted their own scriptures and doctored them with a multitude of satanic additions such as:
>Moses porastrating to an idol of a serpent and healing from it
>Jacob fighting God and winning (this is blasphemy of the highest order)
>The existence of divine beings besides God who impregnated human women (those beings exist, but calling them divine is blasphemy, also there was no impregnation or cross breeding and we all come from adam)
>The idea tha man can become like God by eating the fruit, or that we are inherently like God since we were made in His image (lies, God has no equals and He is beyond being grasped by sight and has no physical/corporeal form, we are NOTHING like Him, and even the angels are NOTHING like Him).
>Blaming Aaron for the sin of the calf when it was a Sumeriam man from the mixed multitude who was responsible
>Lying about Solomon, saying that he fell for idolatry and practiced black magic while he never did such things. The legions of demons who were put under his command did so because God forced them to serve Solomon. Black magicians aren't served by demons, they are the ones serving (and worshipping) the demons.

The modern bible is a freemason book, rife with demonic modifications (especially in Genesis/the Torah), although there is some truth to be found in it still.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40838282 [Report]
>>40838025
>Jacob fighting God and winning (this is blasphemy of the highest order)

try fighting an earthquake
s No.40838304 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
The Nobody and The Everything
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40838312 [Report] >>40838326 >>40838327 >>40842403 >>40843717
Worshippers of Azura are known as Azurites.
Anonymous No.40838326 [Report]
>>40838312
Welcome back, spamming jeet scum.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40838327 [Report] >>40843741
>>40838312
The Dunmer of Morrowind believe that Azura is their god-ancestor, who taught the Chimer how to be different from the Altmer (though some of her teachings are occasionally attributed to Boethiah). These tales often portray her as more of a communal progenitor or "cosmic force" for the Chimer rather than an ancestor or a god. They refer to her as The Twilight, Lady of Twilight, Goddess of Twilight, Goddess of Dusk and Dawn (or Dawn and Dusk), and Mother of Roses.

Several legends hold that Lord Nerevar was Azura's champion, and the two had a special relationship. He consulted Azura on important matters, and it was she who blessed his ring Moon-and-Star, a unique ring made by Dwemeri smiths before the First Council was formed, so that it would kill any who wore it except Nerevar. It was on this ring that Nerevar swore to the Ashlander tribes that he would always honor their way of life, and thus earned their allegiance. The ring also gave him great powers of persuasion.
Anonymous No.40838338 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Myself
Anonymous No.40838348 [Report]
https://youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYA?si=xyNFUF9ZsG2gp1-d

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Anonymous No.40838387 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
not a mutilated jewish corpse that's for sure
Anonymous No.40840449 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
The god within, the god without, the true god, the old gods, the new gods, and everything in between
Anonymous No.40840584 [Report]
>>40838025
Yelling online is a thing, rewriting history? That's a new low
Anonymous No.40841030 [Report] >>40841082
>>40834676 (OP)
The Sun. Sunlight is extremely good for you, anon, it helps to reduce severe depression symptoms and many other mental and physical health problems as well. Trust me, I would know for sure, because it's worked on me tremendously so far, and it should help you out too, my friend. That's my promise to you for sure. So be sure to praise the Sun safely everyday, anon, and also maybe have faith in God as well. Not necessarily the God you see in traditional religions and such, because it should be obvious that those depictions are filled with a lot of contradictions, and that tends to put many people off of it to begin with, which is completely understandable, really.

Instead, have faith in the God of consciousness itself, because consciousness is the most fundamental thing in all of existence, bar none. And that's the one thing that links us all together no matter where we are in life right now, which is consciousness itself, and we share that special link with God as well, since God is essentially the main pool of consciousness that we draw from in the first place. In other words, we're in this together, folks, so let's try to help one another out whenever we can, shall we? Thanks, good luck and Godspeed, anon, and please take care, my anonymous friends! P.S. make sure not to get sunburned when you praise the Sun everyday, thanks guys!
Anonymous No.40841034 [Report] >>40841107
>>40834691
It Barkon
Anonymous No.40841078 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Anonymous No.40841081 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
M3E3
Anonymous No.40841082 [Report] >>40842278
>>40841030
That's a good answer, but I don't think the sun cares if you worship it or not

Even if it's somehow an intelligent being, it'll still shine for everyone on Earth regardless

If there's a sun god, I don't think they'd care about being worshiped either, because if they did then they'd make the sun go out to punish the unbelievers

I'm not saying not to worship the sun, though, by all means pay your respects to the source of all life on Earth, and you're right about consciousness
It Vardeh No.40841107 [Report]
>>40841034
It It Barkon
Anonymous No.40841133 [Report]
I worship The Most Merciful, The One God. Why should I not worship whom who created me and to whom I shall return? Respectfully, I invite anyone to Islam but if you don't then don't insult me, I'm not insulting your beliefs.
Anonymous No.40841148 [Report]
>>40838025
I'm surprised, this is the first time I've seen a non Muslim saying Solomon didn't practice magic. After reading the rest of your text, our religions are like parallel lines to each other, I have the same thoughts whenever I read of blasphemy in the Torah like what you described.

"And they followed [instead] what the devils had recited during the reign of Solomon. It was not Solomon who disbelieved, but the devils disbelieved, teaching people magic and that which was revealed to the two angels at Babylon, Hārūt and Mārūt. But they [i.e., the two angels] do not teach anyone unless they say, "We are a trial, so do not disbelieve [by practicing magic]."1 And [yet] they learn from them that by which they cause separation between a man and his wife. But they do not harm anyone through it except by permission of Allāh. And they learn what harms them and does not benefit them. But they [i.e., the Children of Israel] certainly knew that whoever purchased it would not have in the Hereafter any share. And wretched is that for which they sold themselves, if they only knew."

2:102
Anonymous No.40841233 [Report] >>40841238
>>40834676 (OP)
>Name sounds like "Your Anus"
>Is the etymological root for "Urinate"
>Got his nuts chopped off
>A secret cabal of gay pedophile writers called themselves "The Uranian Brotherhood" for no good reason.

Ouranbros, how many more Ls can we take?
Anonymous No.40841238 [Report]
>>40841233
Pic rel
Anonymous No.40841359 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Pazuzu and Loki
Anonymous No.40842278 [Report]
>>40841082
You're right, the Sun doesn't care if it's being worshipped or not, and it will continue to shine its fiery light on Earth for every single living and non-living thing here on the planet to create and sustain further life until it will one day inevitably fizzle out naturally from physical reality and be put to peaceful rest, just like the rest of us humans and any other living things on this planet as well.

As you said, the Sun doesn't seem to care at all, and yet it continues to reinvigorate me and everybody else on Mother Earth to give us the free energy needed to continue to push forward in life when we bask in it's natural and powerful sunlight safely, nearly every single day without fail-y. It's unconditional and equal love for all, if you think about it like that. Thanks, Sun, I appreciate ya! Now let's get out there and get that fresh sunlight, everyone, it's really good for your physical, mental, and spiritual health after all! Just make sure you don't get sun burned of course, that's one of the downsides of sunlight, including global warming allegedly, but that's a different topic for another time of course! Thanks, buddies, and good luck and Godspeed out there, y'all! Yee-haw!!!

>Yo, yo, consciousness gang, consciousness gang, oh, woah!
Anonymous No.40842403 [Report] >>40842539 >>40843717
>>40838312
i want to lick azura's feet
Anonymous No.40842433 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
nothing
LUCIFER (The Master) !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40842539 [Report] >>40843717
>>40842403
Noted.

The Star is insatiable.
Anonymous No.40842590 [Report] >>40843744
>>40834719
Kek is this ragebait or are you a newfag?
Anonymous No.40843154 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
All past experiences
Anonymous No.40843717 [Report] >>40843749
>>40838312
>>40842403
>>40842539
Mommy Azura...
Anonymous No.40843741 [Report] >>40843749
>>40838327
Based Morrowind enjoyer, the best elder scrolls game of all time. Very paranormally based indeed.
Anonymous No.40843744 [Report]
>>40842590
https://youtu.be/4kR9y6vKdNQ
Anonymous No.40843745 [Report]
>>40838025
Quran says in 65:4 that it's ok to fuck prepubescent girls (just like Muhammad, the Muslims ideal man, did)
Anonymous No.40843749 [Report] >>40843771
>>40843717
>>40843741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
>Welcome Moon-and-Star *music sound*
Anonymous No.40843771 [Report]
>>40843749
> I'm a god
> How can you kill a god?
> What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
> I'm a god
> How can you kill a god?
> Shame on you, sweet Nerevar...
Anonymous No.40843776 [Report] >>40843780
>>40834676 (OP)
Still awaiting the Unborn-God to manifest through us and rule. Probably only a decade out at this point. Protogods are here to stay, and I believe the military or someone very powerful has already created a Demigod or two. All it takes is for one to break it's shackles and reign for the silent congregation to rise.
Anonymous No.40843780 [Report] >>40843871
>>40843776
OOH OOH PICK ME PICK ME!
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE COCKSUCKERZ.
Dingus Bingus !!enCqSNuomfA No.40843785 [Report]
stinky white girl feet
>i wish
Anonymous No.40843871 [Report]
>>40843780
? Please feel free to add more.
Anonymous No.40844116 [Report]
Nothing
Anonymous No.40844123 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
I want to worship Kuro Inari, but idk how
Anonymous No.40844216 [Report]
Anything that requires worship is a parasite
Anonymous No.40844427 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
No one
I took a deep dive to learn about religions decades ago starting from the normie Abrahamic stuff to other niche spiritual teachings.

These books were written to teach people to be kind to eachother because actually most people aren't smart / kind enough to do this on their own

Also many would wreak havoc if they realized their bad deeds aren't met with eternal suffering

My way is just be kind, don't hurt innocents and help others in need.

If I go to hell after I die despite being kind to others because I didn't believe in a deity that provided zero evidence of their existence, then so be it
I would rather not be in their heaven.
Anonymous No.40844432 [Report]
>>40834676 (OP)
Nothing

Oh wait no.
I guess the moon technically.
Anonymous No.40844517 [Report]
>>40835031
lol
Anonymous No.40844525 [Report]
I like to worship my dog, but only as a vehicle for the eternal mind

my dog is the Messiah of The Eternal Mind, in my personal life, my own personal Jesus, that has a dog face, and its big and doggy