Thread 40835266

"I've not seen any evidence of aliens.

SpaceX, with the Starlink constellation, has roughly 6,000 satellites—and not once have we had to maneuver around a UFO.”
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1951198717836419183

>>40835266 (OP)
Imagine an ant, from a small ant colony that lives in a small dead tree trunk in a small corner of a small forest in a small region in the small North of small Belgium, claiming: "There are hundreds of thousands of ants in this colony and they have never came across an elephant, so elephant don't exist."

>>40835266 (OP)
His gay satellites pollute the night sky now. I can't even look at the stars without seeing one of them pass by every few minutes.

>>40835266 (OP)
Yes, because he’s going to ruin all his government contracts because he broke his nda’s if he did see them.

There are UFO cases where witnesses observe cloaking technology. Maybe the satellites need special IR thermal cameras or other specialized equipment? Or maybe Elon is full of shit and part of the cover up in order to work with the government? What puzzles me the most is why NASA doesn't provide a real-time video feed of Earth in its entirety. Is it because of secret satellites? Why the fuck do I have to get news about the true shape of Earth from Neil Degrasse Tyson instead of seeing it for myself? I'm not a flat Earther but NASA and their digital recreations of Earth makes everything fishy and only feeds into the conspiracy theories.

Aliens aren't real and they're nothing more than one of many distractions the government uses when necessary. How you guys haven't figured this out yet is beyond me.

>>40835266 (OP)
I have seen a flying saucer, his/anyone's opinions are void to me and to any experiencer.
He is part of the cover-up, he is nothing. He is lying to you, stop listening to the fucking 1% and start believing in the impossible for once, it is us vs them, not us vs us.
I do not understand how anyone can believe Elon's lies.

>>40835372
how did you figure this out is beyond me

>>40835372
>Aliens aren't real
Low-mid thought pattern. Aliens existing, and extraterrestrial-themed false flags are not mutually exclusive. This doesn't even touch critical thinking. It's common fucking sense. You haven't figured out shit.

>>40835266 (OP)
Fermi Paradox is true, people are just afraid to admit it and keep coping, thinking that if they waste more money, they will find something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB2nY31sznw

>>40835364
So what happens when the ayys show up and everyone figures out Elon knew about them but just kept lying about it every time he was asked about it, for years?

>>40835266 (OP)
That sounds like something an alien would say...

Lmao even ayys don't wanna go near eeelmao.

>>40835308
imagine the same ant on a gradeschool baseball field. stomped, spit on, destroyed over an over, and they just think it's nature.

>>40837266
Apparently some people like going near him. He has 26 children. 25, if you don't count the troon boy.

>>40837367
As clearly evidenced by his great looks and personality, not at all his bank account.

>>40835266 (OP)
Your Starlinks have cameras, Elon? Why?

>>40835372
You thinking that you know what if aliens are real is insane to me. Like, how are you so sure? I am never sure of anything... I always consider that I might never be right about anything. Claiming that aliens are real or not seems insane to me.

>>40838205
He likes to see me masturbate to doujin.

>>40837388
I think he looks fine.
I would be his friend if he isn't too much of a cunt to less smart people like me.

>>40836046
Maybe, but we recently found out that our sun creates a blanket far into the outer solar system that effectively prevents any attempts of extra solar communication.
So maybe not.

>>40835266 (OP)
I didn't think they had cameras on 'em. That's just extra payload. Not that i'd believe that hebe grifter on anh topic. I'd have to check for myself if he said it was raining.

>>40835371
I've picked them up on the ir spectrum when, by my visual range the sky was empty except for clouds.

>>40838248
No one would fuck a whenwe for free. Especially one as insufferable as that.

>>40835266 (OP)
yeah I trust elon
he's always telling the truth

>>40838844
elon''s a retard. why would ayy lmao saucers ride up on what looks like a fleet of ayy lmao opps? what a fucking dumbass. cant believe this dude is really as smart as the media says he is

>>40835266 (OP)
ALIENS DON'T EXIST

>>40835266 (OP)
And you belive him? you're a lost cause nigger

UFOs probably aren't parked in LEO dodging satellites and other space junk we've thrown up there

YAAAAAAY BASED ELON THE BENEFICIARY OF DARPA MERITS!

PLEASE ROLL OUT OPPRESSIVE TECHNOLOGY TO COVER UP DEGENERACY OF THE ELITE!

I LOVE ELON! TESLA YES!

>>40835266 (OP)
>and not once have we had to maneuver around a UFO.”
Buy how many UFOs have had to maneuver around the satellites?
How about that time a UFO flew by your exploding rocket with a Israeli satellite onboard?

>>40836046
There is no sky, just Skydaddy.
Paradox is true is a nice statement. Lmao.

>>40835266 (OP)
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!

>>40835362
So much this. It is so annoying. I call them "pink snifflers" when I see them.

>>40835308
Nice, so who are the people claiming to have seen aliens? kek

>>40835266 (OP)
Aliens means that they are some kind of strangers, but intelligent, horned reptiles with horns (human-like dragons) are not strangers because they are behind the terraforming of the earth and the creation of people. They are kept silent about them

Has Elon responded to this video yet?

>>40835266 (OP)
Starlink is 5G space wifi that can only communicate in beepboop.
How the fuck does anyone expect it to have the ability to see aliens.
Not even putting a question mark on that. How the fuck.

>>40835266 (OP)
Theres your problem, you need 6001 satellites to be able to detect aliens.

Yo where duh alien hoez @?

>>40837100
nothing anon

ufo tards we just got btfo

>>40835266 (OP)
Elon is part if the Illuminati, he's an Illuminazi. If he told the truth about aliens, he would be torture raped.

>>40840981
>2016
That still does matter?