Thread 40836051

so i posted here before that i was getting sectioned because im "schizophrenic". Im now in my room on the ward, the staff seem okay but im already thinking of ways to get the fuck out of here. The windows are covered with a metal sheet, the garden is enclosed and all the doors require keycards. They keep coming and checking on me through a window in the door which is fucking annoying.
They told me i can appeal infront of an independent panel but who the fuck are they going to listen to? The schizo who says i shouldnt be here or the doctors who say i should.
If i wasnt schizo before i definitely will be after this because who the fuck thinks locking me in a cell like a criminal is going to help????

How the fuck do i get out of here, either by deception or other methods. Fucking help ive been here less than an hour and i want to rip my hair out.

>>40836051 (OP)
At least you can use your smartphone, this isn't allowed in many places.
It is understandbable to feel frustration, but you don't need to get mad over it.
The more calm you are, the easier it will be to get permission to leave.
It will at least help you value your freedom, and they are probably just testing you.
Don't be a schizo or a babblermouth and don't get mad.

>>40836172
im on my laptop but they took my charger???? what a fucking joke. Like im going to hang myself with a fucking laptop charger. So ill just shitpost on here until it dies because im not going asking those fuckers if i can charge my shit.

>>40836051 (OP)
First thing you should do is take a deep breath in and out to collect yourself.
Let me give you some advice as I've been in a mental hospital before, and I've had to appeal my way out with the doctors and nurses. The best thing you can do is create a reasonable argument. Articulate yourself well, and ensure that you make practical sense. The doctors are used to patients being unreasonable, making incomprehensible demands or expressing "unapproved" thoughts. If you can speak with authority, not to imply dominion over the staff but in dominion over the self, then they'll be inclined to release you.
That's pretty much what I did, and the nurse interviewing me told me "you have to be the most sane person to come through here." Which I found to be hilarious as I was admitted in due to a panic attack leading into a mental breakdown.
Keep your cool, make a valid argument, and hope for the best. I'm rooting for you anon

>>40836051 (OP)
Security is usually pretty relaxed at these places
Wait for exercise and run out a door

>>40836191
Be polite, it can really help you a lot.
Ask for the charger politely, be smart.
It would surely help you a lot to pass your time in there, stop forming clouds trying to create a storm, it isn't going to help you, it will only do the opposite.
Seriously, hear me on this.
Be polite, ask for it back and enjoy the luxury of having it there while remaning calm.
No one is seriously concerned about you, and it is better this way than to have them mad with you, so be calm and polite.
They probably took the charger to test you.

>>40836221
Yeah, be more reasonable than usual. This is the place and the time for you to be very reasonable.

>>40836237
Don't listen to this guy.

>>40836257
>stay in the loony bin where they can sedate and rape you
Don’t listen to this guy

>>40836313
If he tries to run, it will be a lot worse.
Have you never been in such a place?
They can literally tie you up and put you on a diaper if you try to do something stupid like running away.
Don't give bad advice.

>>40836051 (OP)
Have you considered not being schizophrenic?

>>40836322
Have you ever read a book? You dip shit. History is full of stories of mental hospitals doing exactly what you said whether or not people ran away.

>>40836051 (OP)
kill yourself frog posting twitter immigrant.

>>40836051 (OP)
maybe you should stay, anon.

Im just going to assume you deserve it since you arent saying what you did

>>40836051 (OP)
Delete your browser history because they WILL check it when you're out of the room

Also just act hypernormie

>people gangstalking me? naaah, whaaat?

>>40836051 (OP)
Just do some meditation until they trough the towel on you, normies can't cope with the fact that people can be happy just by be alone.

If you're not forcefully there by law, walk the fuck out

>>40836051 (OP)
Get a family member to advocate for your sanity and check you out?

>>40836051 (OP)
Trust me it's safer in there than here. I'm getting Havana nigger'd.

>>40836051 (OP)
Don't let em get u agitated dude, thats how they keep u in there longer an waste more of your life. Smile and suffer the bullshit and try to be normal you probably get out soon

>>40836051 (OP)
I've been in a psych ward before. I was medicated, the medication will ruin your life. It blocks dopamine and serotonin receptors making life unpleasurable and unhappy. When they give you the meds, subtlety move them between your cheek and your teeth and pretend to swallow, they will have you open your mouth to see if you swallowed them, spit them out and rinse your mouth of any residue after they leave your room. Good luck bro. If you take them, your life is over, it was that way for me.

>>40836051 (OP)
psych wards seem extremely unamerican constitution. like they seem to be far against foundational american values.
meanwhile, feral apes of all stripes are getting shitfaced and committing crimes, but the cops just shrug because it's apes bashing apes.
but when someone snaps from a stressful life or gets spiritual, OH NOOO.

>>40837035
They won't ruin your life, their effects are temporary. If you try to pretend that you didn't take them, they will get triggred, so don't do that.

>>40837035
I don't know about blocking dopamine and such but when I was in the mental hospital the medicine they gave me literally made me blind. I knew my eyes were open, the nurse said my eyes were open, but I couldn't see anything but black. Thankfully they let me sleep it off and after some rest and a few trips to the restroom to piss it out, let me get that shit out of my body so I could see again.

Don't trust the shit they give you in the mental hospitals

>>40836051 (OP)
be a good boy. and relax your mind alot

>>40836051 (OP)
I posted a response in the other thread.
>>40836384

If this is a fake post/larp I appreciate the commitment (no pun intended) to making people entertained anon and can see the storyline you are trying to setup and look forward to your next post

I've always thought it would be fun to have a mental ward themed party with friends everyone could wear straight jackets where each participant must pretend to have a different mental illness and have fake orderlies administer their "meds" (shots of vodka)

>>40836051 (OP)

If you live in shit burger country the best way to avoid a mental hospital is to have no insurance because this is all about money for the hospital

If this is being paid for by your insurance cancel the insurance

>>40836051 (OP)
You're gonna need some muscle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hdctw6P8Kc

>>40836051 (OP)
What kind of ward are you in that they let you keep your cell_phone?

>>40836051 (OP)

The Soviets used to diagnose political dissidents with "sluggish schizophrenia", and lock them away.

>>40839549
that is such bad taste and so offensive, if you don't invite me over i'm gonna tell the cops you have a bomb.

>>40836051 (OP)
Tell them your insurance is running out so you can't afford to stay or even the medications and suddenly the doctors won't want you there.

>>40839549
please invite me also. I think we should be friends, and I can bring meds.

>>40836051 (OP)
Try asking "is there any Military background projects here; is this an "Ark" project?"

Also try this book; it's the official guidebook if you're in "scenario tier of reality"; ie if you feel like you've been in the stereotypical scenario of "being obviously misrepresented when you're fine; with others acting surreally; wanting to percieve you as unstable rather than themselves"; then you might've been "a little bit outside of Eden";

https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-iii-the-book-of-the-52-stations-of-the-crosses-of-nod/page/142/mode/2up

>>40839863
>Ark project
Explain it to me like I just drank two bottles of Robitussin.

>>40839881
Apocalypse in Revelations is about to hit quite soon. Correlates with "The Floods" in biblical mythology.
Psychiatric wards has become "stereotypical place to go through when one is "outside of Eden"; through "family members/police shows up surreally taking one to psychiatric ward under surreal circumstances" .
Therefore such places has also become the basics for "ark projects" for the Floods during the Apocalypse; logical place to have "secretive background military projects" that you might be able to get information about if you find the correct type of personell to ask the correct type of questions to.

The linked book teaches you everything you need to know about strategy etc.
Remember the term "trust the plan"; "Q-anon" is in reality related to said book (becomes obvious when reading it and correlating Q to "Qayin").

The Apocalypse will just be Fun new tier of reality for some; while others perish in the floods. You'll learn more directly from the Cross Station system; it has direct spiritual guidance.

>>40836051 (OP)
If you aren't schizo then you realize they want you to demonstrate you can follow orders and play the role of a normal citizen. Your locked in there because you can't cooperate with the current system your in. Prove you can. It may take a while to gain their trust.

>>40836051 (OP)
I'm sorry, but how the heck are you in a ward while having a phone with wifi with you right now? It's extremely common and standard for wards to confiscate your phone while you're over there precisely so you don't have any distractions and bad ideas like you are having now. Anon, if you're in a ward, that probably means you're getting the help you really need, I've been in a ward myself and while I hated being there because it was very boring and very restricting, it did ultimately give me the help that I really needed. So please don't make your situation worse by trying to escape, it probably won't work out well for you and you'll just stay there longer in the end. Just follow your treatment plan properly and behave well with everybody, and they will very likely let you leave early if they see that you're improving well. So good luck and Godspeed anon, and don't forget to get sunlight safely everyday, it's good for your mental health too. Thanks, buddy

>>40836051 (OP)
And also, if somehow the ward is letting you keep your phone with Internet access, then consider yourself very lucky, this is a pretty darn good luxury that most wards don't let people have. So just try your best to follow your treatment and recovery plan with good behavior and I'm positive they will let you go extra early. Until then, consider this a very needed and helpful vacation and just use your phone to help pass the time, I promise you'll be okay and you will probably feel much better afterwards as well. Thanks, and good luck friend

>>40836051 (OP)
And one more thing, the reason why the staff always checks on you periodically is to make sure you're safe, as well as any other roommates that may be with you too. It's standard procedure, it's completely normal, and it's very important for everybody's safety. Don't worry about it too much, they just want to make sure everything is okay, just ignore them and focus on getting better. Thanks

>>40840222
yeah it's been two decades since i spent a short stay in one but when i did the patients would deliberately fake cordinated screaming episodes from opposite ends of the wards to waste the guards time in the middle of the night. We also had an autistic kid who would scream about being a vietnam veteran who I witnessed get roughed up by the guards and injected with a sedative in the isolation cell. Shit was funny as fuck.

They also use snacks as a form of conditioning. It's how I've seen them break people down psychologically.